/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for being down 2.5% this week

>>10542862
>it's just throw around money.. is there something wrong with that?
Considering it's your father's hard earned money from his construction business that provided for your trust fund, I think you should be a little more responsible with it.

Plan 4 2 day didnt offically hit
but since 2840 hit on SPX & Futures me consider plan success

am 3.5/5 for this week and 100% profitable!

/brag off

>all these commissions for us yuropeons
Quite literally impossible to make good gains by buying american stock

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 0.4% due to RUN falling off, but I have extreme confidence in my JNJ and PSMT! Also sorry for making my post in a dying thread

POWER HOUR MOON PAPIS

LETS GOOO

>>10542912
I wanted to go to Chili's

>>10542922
We go to chilis on Monday through Thursday, we go to Macaroni Grill on Fridays.

Options Casino for next week

>>10542912
>due to RUN falling off
Noticed this too. I sold them about a month ago but maybe buying again could be a good idea depending on their earnings

>>10542912
Im up 2.5%
a new record

Unironically when all in on HMNY


It can't go any lower right?

AMD going to tank to $16-$17. August and September is always hell on AMD.
$21 high next year if lucky, $25 if Intel fucks up.

>mfw I'm reading "A random walk down wall street" and the author dedicates 2 and a half chapters to shitting on TA
RKG absolutely BTFO

>>10542912
My NWL order didn't fill before the bell, so if Normie Brands beats earnings I'm gonna be irritated

>Disney next week $120

My $114 calls looking fire as fuck

>>10542938
>no AMRS
>no ROAD

0/10

>>10542979
it's going to fall another 75% within a month and then declare bankruptcy.
They are a charity that gives movie tickets out for free. They have no plan or hope of making money by doing that.

>>10542993
I bought $100 calls on them back in July and then sold them for really small gains and now I feel like a dumbshit

Triton Funds LLC IS GONA TAKE OVER HMNY

BUY BUY BUY

>>10543011
God help me I now own 100 shares of this shitshow, at $7

Good job with this thread, OP. A whole fucking hour or something of trading left in the week and you start a new thread.

Nothing I bought today did anything, totally flat. I'm down only $9, a whole plate of chicken tenders' worth. See you dipshits monday it's been the most underwhelming trading day I've ever had.

>>10543011
what's that going to run on, student debt?

>>10542993
why do you want a call that is under the current stock price

>>10542979
seriously out of control.

according to this 8k O/S was at 6,687,647 on july 31. there has been more dumping since then. Could tell by the share count on the ask being constant in dollar amounts on way down. Couldn't imagine it being much higher than 7.5mill It could go green soon, and when it does it'll probably be a huge run.. if not it'll probably be a reverse split then more dumping for a few days then the bounce comes.. either way there will be bounce... when?? who knows.. only MMs and dumpers

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1040792/000121390018009994/f8k073118a_heliosandmatheson.htm

>>10542912
Me almost scraped back money after losing so much to HMNY & BTC
God.... why did me do that ....

>>10543024
to clarify that's 7 cents per share, not 7 dollars per

>>10543024
NIGGA I JUST BOUGTH 70,000

Whens the new Comfy Trumpfy Podcast

>>10542862
Yeah, my plan is to diversify a lot and reinvest my dividends into high yeild monthly div stocks. Im also able to invest $1200 a month into my portfolio which i have not been doing previously.

>>10542979
book per share is -25

the real value of the company is not seven cents per share, it's negative twenty five dollars per share, and we're all lucky that the market doesn't work like that

I blew all of todays gains just about trying to learn how to into options.
Kinda worth it
still in the green about 400 bux this week (still just recovering from Facbeook)

>>10543052
s00n! Thank you for liking it, it's fun to make for those sweet 40 views every episode

>>10543069
How much did your options tuition bill cost you? Mine was about $3000

>>10543060
>reinvest my dividends into high yeild monthly div stocks.
just be active on it, seen alot of people break even after a year or so doing this. Don't get gready on one, sell out of it to buy into another. Holding high dividend payers can be risky constantly be on look out for new dividend plays and take gains on others while you can. Just telling you from my experience and others that i know that have tried that whole dividend game.

>>10543084
bout 30 bux so far

>>10543052
hopefully never, that guy can't even talk clearly. Obvious he's a cum gurgler.. I imagine Comfy being some skinny twink that jerks off onto his own face on purpose.

>>10542879
bought 24 shares in HMNY at $0.06
>mfw NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP BABYYYYYYY

>>10543068
How the fuck do you lose so much money running a fucking website people pay you money access?

Shit's hilarious.

>>10543069
Thats a dude right?

PLEASE NOT AGAIN

>>10543108
I always imagined him to still have baby fat, and braces. Like just barely hitting puberty.

Ford is bottomed out, ready to boost back up. Good time to buy

>>10543132
Hot!

>>10543117
Uhh yeah actually it is , Theyre normally just called Ladyboys thouigh

>>10543032
It’s an at the money option, I grabbed it before it hit $114. The price will still rise with an expiration of 8/24. Not sure how long I’ll hold though.

>>10543108
I would be offended, but I can't take someone who bought into HMNY seriously
>>10543132
A pale 6 foot skinny fat boy with oddly shaped hips and back dismorphia to give him a fake bubble butt with low self esteem would be a more accurate assesment

>>10543109
It's going to get delisted you tard

>>10542981
you realize me entry into GPRO was 100% from TA screening? me have been in GPRO since $4
get more jelly you can identify divergences

me reading
https://epdf.tips/lecturing-birds-on-flying.html

preparing me entry into algorithmic trading, going to make an statistical arbitrage bot for SPY


BTW, if you are interested in "TA" here am a good beginner strategy, it not has hard as me SPY range strat or me TA in general, but it works
https://steemit.com/qfl/@baselinesecurity/qfl-position-trading-methodology-step-by-step-high-level

>>10543060
Nobody makes money off divy stocks just holding and collecting divies. That's for managers of county school board pension funds and shit. You make money buy selling them after there is some scare that puts money into high dividends.

The dumb scare over some tax reform in MLPs that was a big nothing burger made me a mint but it's unrelated to what I'm talking about.

>>10543162
You're autistic, but you make money and give good advise. You're okay with me.

>>10543162
Good job on GPRO! I am proud. However, on a market wide basis, I still have doubt on the legitimacy of TA on whole.
You should track your total gains losses on a weekly basis to see the accuracy of your TA calls

>>10543162
You mean you havent sold you are gopro yet?

>>10543127
I find my days to be much more troubling if I don't get to see at least one big5 sperg out.
>>10543162
You should be able to afford those HRT treatments now. Get to it.

>>10543111
???

they lost money buying everyone's movie tickets, duh. any user who watched more than one movie per month was a net loss

>>10543092
you might have more lessons ahead, just brace yourself

>>10543158
>I would be offended, but I can't take someone who bought into HMNY seriously
i can't trust anyone over the age 5 that can't pronounce the word "nearing" you might want to get your speech problem checked out.. it could be because you have hearing loss? serious. knew a girl that had speech problems she sounded like you (this was in middle school) turned out she had hearing problems, fixed it and started talking normally after about a year.

>>10543229
You seem extra assblasted today, perhaps take a deep breath before posting next time!

>>10543229
So comfy is a deaf autist? I always thought his poor speaking was from a mental disability.

>>10543217
Whoa they really did that? Jesus. I thought it was like a Netflix/ Hulu thing and the movie ticket thing was just a marketing gimmick.

>>10543265
>>10543261
it really is a thing.

Come on we all know Comfy has a terrible speech problem he literally has problems pronouncing words and forming sentences as he talks.

https://www.asha.org/public/hearing/Effects-of-Hearing-Loss-on-Development/

>>10543295
>>10543265
I honestly think I sound fine listening to the recordings.
I thank you for your concern, however!

>>10543295
>>10543309
I will say that at least comfy has the balls to make a podcast, that is contributing something. All you have done big5 mostly is lose people money. Comfy might have you beat on usefulness.

>>10543309
well actually Drumfy, you should consider turning up the volume cause I can never hear shit

>>10543309
>I honestly think I sound fine listening to the recordings.
that is something someone with a hearing problem would say.

>>10543226
I been winning alot latley but this shit isnt my specialty , i can day trade but who the fuck really day trades stocks , i want to learn it all.
The poketrade master

>>10543321
what have you done?

guess it's time to crack open some of this hatemail now huh

Cant us namefriends all just get along?

>>10543321
>>10543326
REEEEE I don't want this bread to devolve into tripfags sperging out again. But I will work on turning up the volume in future episodes

In terms of actual investing, can someone look at Tata motors? I looks pretty good to me desu, but I'm afraid I'm missing something. Does anyone have any negative feedback on it?

>>10543337
Quite a bit, helped people make money on ER gambles.
>>10543342
Get that reddit swine off this thread!!

>>10543108
I'm just curious how someone jerks off to their own face on accident.

>>10543346
I said to buy GPRO yesterday and somone called me a newbie. really makes me think How well do we all really get along.

>>10543357
OH I'M SORRY
I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING REDDIT TO INVEST IN THIS COMPANY

>>10543359
I've gone a long time without cumming before and have came so hard that its flown up and hit my chin. I was laying down in bed for reference.

>>10543359
Comfy probably has pretty big loads due to the guilt from masturbation, being a mormon and all. Once in awhile I bet he can't hold back and betrays the lord and sins.
>>10543405
>I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING REDDIT TO INVEST IN THIS COMPANY
Who do you think is holding the bags right now other than big5?

Does /smg/ suffer from summer too?
These threads have gone to shit recently.

>>10543415
I don't if I should be in awe or disgusted. Also saying this one more time before markets close. BZUN.

>>10543356
The Tata brand is cheap cars for Indians, the Jaguar and Land Rover brands are expensive cars for Americans. JLR are super unreliable and are luxury brands that will probably lose sales first as the economy stagnates. Tata are Indian shitboxes. There was gonna be a push to sell them in the US to compete with Hyundai and Nissan on the super low end, a few years back, but it ended up going nowhere because gas got cheap and crash standards are a thing

Basically I see this going nowhere. But I could be wrong

>>10543447
It must be the tripfags huh?

What's the desktop app you guys use that's free? Is it Tastyworks? Is there any fucking way I can use this garbage without verifying I exist or do I have to make an account and just leave it unfunded?

>>10543460
You replied to the wrong post, but for real. BZUN my brother.

>>10543447
Did you sell IQ or are you thoroughly JUSTED

>>10543359
i said on purpose

>>10543444
Your statement cripples me with grief.
Pic related
>>10543457
You're probably right desu. The auto industry is pretty cyclical. On the car industry cyclical scale, where do you think we are right now?

I wouldn't invest in China again if you held a gun to my head.

>>10543485
Jeez, it does look like a good time to buy. I'll never trust a chinaman though...

>>10543476
Tradingview and Options profit calculator and finviz.com mostly

>>10543534
But I want a fancy UI!!!!!

>>10543498
I dipped into my warchest and now have an averaged down 5k shares. If we go to actual war or trade war extends past next February i will consider myself JUST'D. But I'm fairly confident still. I knew it would dip before lockup.

operation boon backdoor is a go

>>10543568
since its a chink company, how can you be sure the figures arent total lies? Like userbase and such

>>10543160
not if it bounces back
or do they unlist stocks under x value each day?

>>10543584
Talked to a few chinamen when on work and the number of top shows they produce every cycle is proof enough of its scope and reach.

>>10543604
well good luck. personally I bought some today
The chink stocks have been extremely profitable to trade on the Bells, when they drop 4-8%, they always bounce back to thre mean by morning

Lets talk about RGSE and how it's going to moon soon.

Are you matching daddy buffets portfolio %, Anon?

>>10543737
nope

Hey stockfags which UltraShort ETF are you buying for the upcoming market meltdown?

>>10543737
I'm overweight in energy, something I plan to rectify come Monday. I've been really disappointed in energy and steel lately. Should probably pick up more financial shit but that's a really slow play usually.

>>10543737
I was 50/50 finacials and consumer non cyclicals , so even more boomer than him

also why no utilities? do the homework for me comfy.

>>10543767

>>10543767
SPY

>>10543754
That's a delicious looking investment!

>>10543754
>-.04% past 3 months
based crypto grandpa

>>10543785
Based super boomer. I'll look into why he doesn't like utilities.
I'm surprised about how many airline companies he owns desu

>>10543812
it's a cozy recession proof water ETF

>>10543831
I lost money at first buying retarded /smg/ meme stocks like HMNY and RGSE

>>10543834
I was going to buy his airline stocks like LUV but the divdond sucks :) I guess thats fine when you have a billion dollars invested

>>10543767
TVIX is the only one worth looking at, I have 30 shares as a hedge right now

To be clear I'm not totally bearish I just like having a hedge

>>10542879

LMAO

that pic is so funny!

>Sips are for winners, son.

>You do want to be a winner, dontcha?

>>10543879
The vix cannot mathematically go below 8.99 so actually something vixm isnt a bad investment
The markets will go up but the vix wont change

>>10543889
soon the M and FAAMG will be $MSNT

>>10543915
$MNST

Reminder and update that Dr Pepper and Campbell soup have a PEG below 1

>>10543894
>The vix cannot mathematically go below 8.99
i dont think this is a true statement

>>10543942
Jk about the Soup company, it's P/E is too high

>>10543958
high 8s is max
You cant go straighter than a straight line

>>10543993
wouldn't a straight line have a vol of 0 tho?

>>10544012
no because its going in a direction, likely up, by machines

>>10544031
I'm pretty sure the vix can mathematically be zero, if the options premium was zero for all options

Thank you for shilling LCI it went up 13% this week

>>10544045
>theoretically
It literally can not

>>10543972
campbells is still undervalued

>>10544062
downvote

>>10542906
How rich r u?

>>10544081
kek but it literally cant DX reeeeeee

>>10544080
>P/E in the mid 20s
WRONG

>>10544082
She is very poor, and highly in debt due to medical bills. It v. sad t b h

>>10544102
>he fell for the P/E meme

>>10544080
I have one main question regarding their business : who eat their shit ? do they display any real growth ?

I don't see their products in Europe and my trip to China and HK made me feel chinks hardly buy them too

>>10544184
I enjoy a nice chicky noodle from time to time. Their clam chowder is yucky though, get a better brand for that.

>>10544184
You dont see pepperidge farm, v8, or Prego?


heres the thing
They had that last drop because the CEO left
It simply bounced back from the panic, the rise to consumers hasnt actually been priced in yet. Disclaimer I dont actually own any shares

>>10544184
nah, trendy millennials wouldn't be caught dead with canned or frozen prepackaged meals. its all about haute couture now.
you use to be able to count on the boomers to at least keep their cupboard stocked with chicken noodle for when they got sick but millennials will just order soup off of a trendy corner stop from grubhub delivery or some shit, they probably even pretend they never get sick and take stimulants to conceal it or whatever.

>>10544200
BULLISH

>>10544225
Yeah, I do see Pepperidge Farm
But they are basically a meme (in EU and Asia). They barely do any marketing shit or ads. I have doubts about the success of these products (I do admit they are fuckig delicious though)

>>10544245
I don't see the death of prepackaged and frozen food.

As a former retail business owner, it all comes down on how you sell it and how much the products have been shilled.

I have in mind the French brand, Michel et Augustin. They basically sell the same packaged biscuits, yogurt and snacks. But they managed to hype them up and give them an "artisan" feel to them.

I bought into Enbridge Energy Partners (EEP) and its parent company Enbridge (ENB).

Nice dividends. Natural gas company with some ongoing construction projects to expand their base which should be done by Q3.

Winter is coming up, so heating and energy prices usually go up. EEP is going for $11.55 by the bell today. It'd be a good time to get into it now. Dividend is 11%. ENB is 35.95 with around a 4.5% dividend.

It's a good wait and see. I don't plan to get rich overnight with it and I won't lose my shirt.

>>10544293
I got "crushed" on HCLP today

It is a play on the shale oil value chain as HCLP sells fracking sand ("proppant"). They just declared $0.75 for a QUARTER and my model says they are able to maintain it at least for the rest of 2018. They just keep on pumping them shale oil and they are not stopping whatever the oil price.

>>10544290
well its pretty big in america
Im pretty sure most people use Swanson as chicken broth

>comfy
hurry up with the podcast so I can take the friday nap

>>10544363
im telling you people dont buy that shit anymore. if it comes in a can they wont buy it. if it comes in a cardboard box, maybe but still borderline
the cool and trendy thing to do is to make your own broth with chicken bones and shit. haute couture. if you cant do that, at least fake it with bullion cubes and water but for the love of god if someone sees a can in your kitchen going into their food, you're out of the kool kids klub, for good most likely

Fixed the general, Comfy

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Tastyworks
>$1 option entry, $5 equity entry, $0 exit
https://www.tastyworks.com

Degiro
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Fixed for Inflation.
Apple isn't really a Trillion Dollar Company Right?

>>10544455
Rmoney was right about Russia

>>10544411
but all the american schools get canned food drives each year, so kids families buy up tons of soup to feed to homeless

>>10544363
Maybe
But I feel it is mostly from boomers or poor people

I think >>10544411 nails it

I feel CPB management is full of unimaginative people.
I can totally see them selling MRE-style shit and using youtube celebs (like Steve1984MRE) to shill them

>Nice hiss

>>10544411

>>10542879
Made 200 bucks off a 170 dollar KHC call.
Then DISH put raped my ass.
Who buys DISH? Fucking boomers

is anyone planning on playing MNST earnings? I usually don't play earnings but for some reason I want to play MNST

Also LCI up after hours

>>10543723
UK cert incoming! In avg .324

>>10543356
>pretending the automotive industry isn’t overpopulated already
No it’s a terrible idea. Took 25 years for Americans to trust South Korean brands, and those are made by capable engineers.

>>10544535

>>10544549
kek
not gonna lie, I am heavily considering buying a 6 pack of monster original

>>10544411
they'll sell "artisanal bone broth" in one of those cardboard boxes for a 200% profit margin and it'll be literally the same stuff as in the soup cans

>>10544570
this is my first time buying the zero ultra.. i think the original is better desu

>>10544625
I always got red bull instead, I figure I'm helping pay for their F1 team

>>10544651
>I always got red bull instead
forsure redbull has always been my favorite for energy drinks. I'm not really an energy drink person though.. more of a coffee or tea type of person. Just thought id try one of these stupid fucking things

>>10542906
>>10544082
>>10544103
what medical bills??? how

>>10544692
to many losses

>>10544103
are these medical bills tranny related

nvcn finally mooning.

>>10544886
FUG I LITERALLY SOLD A WEEK AGO.

>>10544853
she has leukemia or some shit. she doesnt seem to like to think about it or be intrested in her condition. she recently got her entire pelvis replaced, apparently she was the youngest women to receive some treatment if you believe her.
she trades stocks and crypto to keep her mind off her situation and to 'pay for her medical bills' but her account is far to small to be of any help.
when she gets better she wants to take HGH and Test so reverse tranny I guess?

>>10544944

I think Teh Profit killed himself when the vix dropped below 12? sad

>>10544886
I actually bought that shit at 18 cents a while back, sold at 13. Fuck penny stocks entirely

>>10544411
Nonsense. Schools, hospitals, and plenty of regular people use Campbell and their holdings, at least in the States. I don't know that they have any sandnigger offerings, which would explain a smaller presence in Europe.

>>10544959
she WILL die soon
You cant just survive leukimia
So she should hurry up making my tricycle honk gif

>>10545120
Im buying Puts on her health.

>>10545120
Wtf? Many types of leukemia are curable.

>>10545181
her doctor already gave the news
She dead. Top kek! thats why she home in hospice again

Pray for RKG, that is a pretty rough life.

>>10545212
I dont know which will go first die first, her or HMNY...

>>10545271
This, God bless her soul.

I hope rkg posts nudes of herself soon. She's gonna die anyway so it won't do her any more harm than her cancer already is.

Yello

>stocks going down despite beating earnings
y tho

How dumb would it be to put all my disposable money (10k) into class B Berkshire Hathaway stock?

>>10545462
Someone posted a graph a few days ago that plotted several ERs from companies and the movement of their stock price the following day. Turns out it's most likely to move down regardless of an earnings beat or not.

>>10544293
>Enbridge Energy Partners (EEP)
Risks associated with this one? 11% is high. Is payout over the EPS, or is the 11% not based on recurring earnings?
If it operates at fair risk, and the financials are that good, that's real cheap company..
>>10544133
Useful for many things..
>>10543261
Get yourself checked? (Disclaimer: My wife is a hearing aid specialist..)
>>10543737
>no utilities
I guess at his size that is a political thing. Why wouldn't he be invested? It's a smart play, really..

>>10545470
it should be better than the dow because it's buffets total return index, since it hasnt outperformed the market this year it should be a good entry point

>>10545568
holy fucking SHIT that's damning as fucking HELL
Prime pride for United States of America

>>10545602

I don't follow. Can you elaborate please?

Should I unironically buy a bag of HMNY?

>>10545733
Just buy the whole thing

you guys got a room on stocktits?

>>10545470
Not very dumb at all, lest you think you will outperform him and his companies of course.

>>10545733
I kind of want to gamble $100 just in case a buyout happens with HMNY, but I gambled almost $100 on 300 shares before the r/s, and now I have a grand total of $0.14 from two worthless-as-fuck shares.

>>10545787
No. I'm dumb.

So I live in Las Vegas and was too lazy to actually go across the street to 7-Eleven to gamble properly. I unironically put $25 into HMNY at $0.05 per share which seems to have been the floor. If it goes bankrupt oh darn I could have bought 6 Big Macs with that. If it goes back up to a dollar I make out like a bandit with 500 bucks.

>>10545791
I bought $7 and already regret it, they'll probably do another reverse split and then it'll do another drop from $30 to $0.0001 in a day

>>10542879
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/46D8F36E-9743-11E8-AC96-8F0E51844F54

>>10545854
>The $25 million fund’s slogan is “Millennial Touch.”
TOP
FUCKING
LEL

>>10542879
Up 20% for 2018, finally broke through $150k.

should i just blow like 100 bucks on HMNY? what's the deal, what makes you fucks think moviepass is a good investment. Didn't it just get obliterated in teh last year or so?

>>10545958
I just put in the money I made shorting HMNY into the stock -RIP 450 dollars

>>10545958
Betting on a buyout

>>10545992
It's a garbage business plan. No hope for it.

*beep* buy ROBO *beep*

>>10545982
>>10545992
Ah I see. Might as well then? the payoff could be enormous, compared to a relatively little loss

>>10545835
>FARNSWORTH'd

>>10546002
why? popular among students, no? or do you mean administratively?

>>10546002
The hope is someone would buy it out thinking they could reorganize it

>>10544245
The new diet coke flavors targeted toward millenials are godawful.

>>10546038
I bet if they change the stock name to Moviepass MOVI it would moon :3

>>10544325
I hear the US oil pipelines are basically running at capacity. Are you not worried that this will put a limit on the demand for fracking sand?

Anyone here like PEY? High-dividend grouping

>>10545992
>>10546002
>>10545833
You have much better odds betting straight in roulette than a buyout of HMNY. Nobody wants to take their debt on. Only thing of value they have is the data from movie pass;but you can get that from FAANG.

>>10544245
my go to plan when im sick is a triple espresso, two tabs of bronkaid, a fat spliff, two dayquils and a 50 ug microdose of LSD, and a big ass spicy bowl of pho.

>fuck campbells and fuck that melting snowman

t. millennial

How's barely making earning reports despite the need to boost inventory for the upcoming trade wars doing for your stock portfolios my brahs.

Will the stock market survive the Trump presidency, or is shit about to go south?

I recently invested in the Vanguard index fund for the first time ever, but I'm a little worried because we've been in a bull market since 2009ish.

>>10542979
I think there will be a pump up to 1 dollar, before it fizzles out for good.

>>10546090
It's the thrill of the gamble.

>>10545212
Hadn't heard that yet. Sad.

>>10546156
I was a smug leftie son of a bitch in 2016, and as soon as Trump got elected I pulled everything out of the market to go into cash because I was sure he'd crash the economy. This was my non-gambling account, so like $60K in VTI.

Go look at what happened if you sold everything right in November 2016 and bought back in in January 2018. Go fucking look. I lost out on like fifteen thousand dollars because I hadn't yet learned that everything, every fucking thing in the news media is false.

Seriously thinking about shorting CD Pr Red before the next report.
They need a correction hard

DARE my niggas

>>10546638
very healthy but hasn't any fucking future

>>10546671

meme magic my friend

How's that week-end reading going, anon?

Up 10.5% today all in on the fuckin brazil bull $brzu

>>10546739

diversify nigga

why would anyone EVER sell their AAPL

>>10546750
What is it about phones that turn seemingly normal people into cultists?

>>10546450
It’s like when they keep saying tariffs will destroy the economy and the market keeps rising. I am a union member and dislike most of Trump’s bull crap but the news is trying to push a political agenda which isn’t right.

>>10546090
LeeRoy Jenkins!!

>>10545602
>>10545695
no joke

>>10546825
Imagine. The power to change the world. For better.

>>10546830
Imagine

>>10546750
because one day VHC will win and AAPL will be BEGGING them to be gentle.

>>10546825
is trump, dare i say, /ourguy/???

>>10546860
nokobro is it you

Do you guys think BLNK might be legit? I always see those at libraries and Whole Foods has one. Maybe if TSLA hits 400 this will hit 4 or even 6 as they go together?

Seems sexy as fuck because its a possible 8 bagger from here if they did get supported by Tesla, it could see 30 a share.

>>10546803
Those tariffs gave the market some spicy dips the first couple of times they were in the news! Now tariff news just fucks up the Chinese market though. Fun to watch

as opposed to the whole Russia kayfabe, which doesn't move anything on any news ever and so I'm convinced it's just all made up

I should go long on NYT before earnings, come to think of it

>>10543767
SQQQ

On Aug 1st, the fed sold off 24 billion off their balance sheet; last time they did that large of a amount it was on January 1st, right in prelude to the Feb flash crash

>>10546882

>>10546877
You will see how it goes when the chink begin responding.

!seen metallord

!seen pimple

!pretend retard

>>10542879
>editing the image

disgusting, i bet you dont even >CERU muh nigga

>>10547031
>metallord

didnt he die after TGD tanked?

back when noko was murdering newbs daily with his trusted trip advice?

and did illegal immigrant get deported? or just succeded so much that he got to leave 4chan

Stock market will crash August 6. Screencap this.

>>10546860
>Gamble $40,000 of your fathers money
>lose it all

>>10547350
fuck you, go buy SPY puts expiring August 8th, at least $1000 worth, and take a screenshot and post that. put your money where your mouth is, get some skin in the game and assume consequences for failure. there's no prize for calling 50 of the last 3 market crashes

>>10547350
SELL SELL SELL

>>10547426
More like spend your life savings on August 5th.

>>10547350
>tfw have recession proof water and biotech portfolio

let it happen

>>10547350
The earlier the better

>>10544058
Needs to go up 100%

my predictions about BILI are becoming right and they are getting regulated just like video games did with ESRB. also this stock is too big to fail.

Down 3% for the week boys, feels bad

>>10547538
up 1.7

>>10547350
>August 6
too early
>>10546993
https://wolfstreet.com/2018/08/03/fed-accelerates-qe-unwind-balance-sheet-normalization/

>>10547538
DOWN 8% IN ONE DAY
I HAVE NO FEAR BECAUSE THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
I'M 40% UP LAST 3 MONTHS
THESE THINGS HAPPEN AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE AVERSE TO LOSS, THE KEY IS KNOWING FUNDAMENTAL VALUE IN OVERSOLD COMPANIES
YOU CAN'T TIME ANYTHING PERFECTLY; EVEN WITH TECHNICAL ANALYSIS

I LOVE YOU AND TRUST YOU; MAKE GOOD DESISIONS

>>10542879
I wanted to get back into stock trading after practice in high school (earned ~1K) but the absolute state of my favorite stock a few years ago, Fresh Del Monte, made me sad and confused.

>>10547538
I was just one tap away from buying 200 shares of GPRO before its earnings, but then I realized that I was gambling and decided against it. FML.

>>10547350
ah fucking eat a bag of dicks i fell for the doomsday august 1st "crash" and onlyt made 50 bucks shorting tech and got flagged as a pattern day trader, eat a paletherea of cocks and sip some semen through the tube u fat fucking looser faggot .

>>10547607
if I remember right a bunch of people got food poisoning a month ago and they had a big recall

>>10547620
Bears never learn, man. Just ignore them and join the bull run.

>>10547624
Oh fuck. Hmm...
FDP is a long lived company. Do you think they'd be able to rebound in time? I see they rose one whole percent today, but I'm worried that it's just naive investors.

>>10547644
depends on what you mean by "in time"

why is there still no comfy podcast

>>10547852
this is bretty good but only once a week and tech focused

https://packetpushers.net/series/network-break-podcast-post/

>>10547538
>Ikdf

>>10547600
Diversify nigga, this is real life, you gotta protect yo damn neck

>>10547614
Better to not gain instead of massively lose, just ask baggy

>>10545382
>wants nudes of a chick dying of leukemia with a fake pelvis
you make me feel good about myself

>>10546077
I am trying to refine my model by taking into account HCLP's capacity and price variation
I feel shale oil requires more sand the more they pump in order to maintain the same output

Damn.. i think GME might explode soon..

Hope you all have stocked up on your SNAP puts

>>10548019
Yeah, into bankruptcy. Look at the 5 year graph, it's like a game of Skifree, all the fucking way downhill. Steam and digital distribution companies have been and still are kicking their asses unless they turn their business around to being more like an actual electronic boutique.

>>10543060
Yeah check my divs. I don't really see any divs on your table so we'll check mate

>>10548062
>Yeah, into bankruptcy. Look at the 5 year graph,
sorry i don't normally just look at charts... i trade the stocks based on the fundamentals of their share structure. They also don't seem to be going bankrupt. They have positive p/e positive eps.. dividend yeild.. the company looks healthy. On top of that their o/s is 99.67mil and their float is 99.37m with a short interest of 46.37% with a short ratio of 9.61 thats getting pretty tight! like really really tight!

On the technical side they are wedging up off from a multiple bottom from 2 large volume spikes in a months time...

but yeah i'll just look at a 5 year chart and let that determine my whole trade.. how new are you?

>>10548125
>>10548062
On top of that MACD could be close to rejecting bearish crossover convergence divergence coming into play and RSI curling up..

but hey.. if you want to just base all your trades off of a 5 year chart... well then best of luck to you.. i'll see you in 5 years

>>10542879
Any chance it could go back up I bought 20 shares today because I had a buck fifty left in my Robinhood buying power.

>>10548125
>big5guy can still have the energy to debate this late in the night
So this is the power of Monster

>>10547538
Down 0.001% this week. All my gains from flipping DRUS this month pretty much got wiped out by bullshit like MU, TWTR, and BUD.

>>10548152
some people just piss me off, it's probably the same guy that told me to buy 2.50 calls on SMRT or the guy that told me to buy RRR over 36

>>10548145

kys you fucking faggot

>>10548239
>>10548062
lol samefag

>>10548152
He honestly has the power to screech autistically 24/7 without monster
Quite amazing, really

>>10548255
>implying
until I see the day they start stocking battletoads, and answer "yes, we have battletoads" on the fucking phone or through their email, I'm not touching gamestop

>>10548273
surely he's a weapon to surpass metal gear!

>>10548273
sorry i forget that DD is considered "autistically screeching" around here. someone will be like nope it's going down because 5 year chart. You can give them plenty of details on some of the stocks fundamentals and their only reply is kys. they're going to make amazing trader, i love taking money from people like them tbqh

GME looks like it's getting ready for a move.. but hey.. i forget this isn't the thread to talk about stocks.. r-right??

>>10548295
you think this is my first rodeo kid? you phone posting faggot

>>10548300
Literally unstoppable! I find it interesting it went from Big 5 to Game stop. Both are similar specialty retail with no future and high yields.
>>10548295
That was a happy time. When I'm rich I'll buy the rights to battletoads and open a store that only sells battletoads

>>10548273
Wheres the podcast Nigger

>>10548301
Idk mate, GME stops P/E is ridiculously high, literally 386. It's PEG is bad, but it's PB is .7 so that is a plus.
Earnings don't happen until september 6th, so isn't a little too early to buy in?

>>10548316
I got called into my wagie job early so I couldn't make it.
rip
I'll record it tomorrow!!

I hope that "giddy up on vol" gets fucking Wiped out for posting that homosexual gif everyday
get rekt

>>10548301
>taking money
do you have an example of this?

>>10548306
>implying I use the phone
Even on a 5 day chart the stock is like the heartbeat of a 60 year old geezer. I don't like the look of those waves at all.
>>10548310
I'd invest in your store. Seriously though gamestop has fallen so far, they should pander more to nostalgia and fake being classy. Fake it hard enough and it becomes real. so᠌yboys would eat it up.

>>10548331
Lies and cope

>>10548316
why do you retards always want to listen to a podcast from some lame fucking trader?

Blind leading the blind? hmm actually with comfy it's the deaf leading the newbs..

>>10548324
I really don't give a shit about the company Comfy haven't you learned shit? It's about the trade man.. about the fucking trade!! theres a tug-a-war right now

>Earnings don't happen until september 6th, so isn't a little too early to buy in?
thats more of a reason to buy in imo.. short squeeze up to earnings... get in now sell before earnings, they're probably going to miss because this guy is right >>10548062 about how people buy their games now.. but again, i'll trade anything as long as i feel there is a trade there and I feel GME could have move higher for the next month or so up to earnings.

>>10548349
>do you have an example of this?
yes
Am I going to give you one? No because I do it plenty of times itt and still get some newfag like you coming in here wanting to lick my balls

>>10548350
do you know how share structure works? serious question

>>10548351
Truth and cope. Hours are hard to get because we're overstaffed AF so I took what I could get
>>10548350
I agree with your assessment. I looked it up and Gamestop and it still employs 22,000 people. Imagine your livelyhood relying on basedboys, grandmas and 11 years olds buying overpriced shit at your store
>>10548363
You keep saying "it's about the trade", but that last few times that hasn't really worked out for you desu. Maybe take a more fundamental approach? I mean Big 5 didn't really turn out, LCI is doing okay but might do well in the long term, HMNY was just a gamble but that fell flat.
Are you interested in GME because of it's high short float? Are there any other reasons

>>10548363
I think the podcast is garbage
I just like it for the inside smg jokes
In other words, the show must go on

>>10548375
G-garbage in a good way, r-right??

>>10548363
>do you know how share structure works? serious question
Yes.
My turn. For what reason do you want to get in now? ER is still a ways away. Just because of a feeling? Really?
>tarot card captcha signage
well shit

>>10548379
>cant hear anything
>no real recap of the markets
Its terrible, but sometimes funny. Should be decent in a year from now with practice

>>10548388
I will try harder Anon, thank you for your feed back desu! I don't know what the problem with the sound, I'll fiddle with it before tomorrow

I turned 2k into 12k just investing in random companies I like and that I already buy products from. No research or anything, just a few companies that "made sense" like water and entertainment companies.

Should I keep pushing my luck?

>>10548374
>Imagine your livelyhood relying on basedboys, grandmas and 11 years olds buying overpriced shit at your store
I'm imagining the bank they could make if they refurbished old consoles marked them up 200% and offered old popular games in re-purposed packaging with decent covers that almost made them look new instead of that cheap DVD case shit they offer.
And if you want to get around the so᠌y censor, try copypasting this: so᠌yboy.

>>10548402
>investing in random companies I like
Keep doing this. Read OP first line unless you want to gamble.

>>10548402
Keep your watchlist big, every single day good companies go on sale

>>10548374
>I mean Big 5 didn't really turn out
i don't get how making over 27% isn't considered a good trade? i'm really confused by that.

>HMNY was just a gamble but that fell flat
HMNY was just a gamble and got my ass handed to me, un-fucking-real!! that has got to be the most fucked stock i've ever been involved in.. that was worse than DRYS by far

>You keep saying "it's about the trade", but that last few times that hasn't really worked out for you desu.
Most of my trades I don't post here anymore, most are OTC and when I started posting them here they started going all fucked so i stopped posting alot of my trades in here. There are lurkers itt that are involved with other social circles... alot of my trades are stocks with very very tiny market caps easy to fuck with those and mine were getting fucked with everytime i posted itt so i stopped posting them. I only try to post stocks that Robinhood users can buy with larger market caps than my usual

>Are you interested in GME because of it's high short float? Are there any other reasons
Mainly short float and it coming off multiple bottom. Since i don't believe there will be any catalyst between now and earnings imo its just the trade. No news no nothing just raw bulls vs. bears right now in a tug-a-war with 9 short ratio after a move higher on larger than avg volume... just looking at the trade.. because again I think that guy is right about how people buy games now

>>10548381
>My turn. For what reason do you want to get in now? ER is still a ways away. Just because of a feeling? Really?
short squeeze.. read >>10548409 and >>10548125 and >>10548145
I really don't care about the company the stock is bunching up, even the SMAs are bunching.. it's getting ready for a move.. which way?? idk.. the market will decide that. I would want to go long.. the shorts need a reason for it to go down at this point until er like some bad news, without bad news i think it'll run to er then probably drop

>>10548402
>Should I keep pushing my luck?
If it works for you why stop? just wouldn't get greedy on the gains. I know a few people that "get lucky" and they seem to never really try.. then i know some people that are always fucking trying and never seem to make gains.. really weird desu

>>10548409
Most people ITT regard Big 5 as a flop of a trade because it never hit mid teens. Your marketing department really messed that one up kek. If you hadn't shilled it as a "mid teens" stock, people would probably concede that it was a good trade
Your rational is good for GME desu, I agree that it is an interesting proposition
I think people tend to be inherently hostile to your trading advice because you come off a little... condescending. I think people would be more willing to listen to you if you didn't explode at small amounts of criticism. however you do have good input most of the time

>if you buy good, undervalued companies in a group, it's impossible to lose money
-warren buffet

>>10548363
we both know you're a suicide waiting to happen

alright boys where is the best place to get a job

Pizza hut or JC Pennys

>>10548462
It's retail vs fast food desu, you're choosing between nails and splinters desu.
Better than a call center though, those are the worst by far.

>>10548472
my whole life ive only known grocery stores, i never want to go back
jc penny seems air conditioned and nobody ever goes there so thats my reasoning

pizza hut makes me seem like I can just sit in my car for awhile

>>10548485
Because this is the end of the thread and it will die soon, I will disclose to you this:
I currently deliver pizzas, and it's fucking awesome
>go into store
>pick up pizza
>leave store
>drive while listening to the radio, podcasts, whatever
Just make sure you get gas reimbursement, keep all your tips etc etc. Minimum wage on top of gas reimbursement is also a good thing.
On a bad night I can make $10 an hour, on the best night I can make $20 an hour.
It wears on your car, but I have a honda so it's pretty comfy
It's a nice gig, you should at least try it out

>>10548436
>Most people ITT regard Big 5 as a flop of a trade because it never hit mid teens.
I had to take gains at 8.30 which was still big gains for me had other trades i was eyeing and too many bashers itt that don't understand a short squeeze. If everyone in here worked together on some of the stocks mentioned in here we could do work but to many people don't understand just how stocks trade yet.

>I think people tend to be inherently hostile to your trading advice
Most people don't understand my strategy.. i'm a Contrarian trader I look for people getting stock in trades and trend reversals... when going long i look for shorts that are over extended and slowly scale in. Most people don't have the patience or the money to do my strategy and it seems to be the opposite of what most youtube videos or any other trading workshop teaches you. I usually buy 100 shares, then I sell covered calls at my target price. Then I sell a far OTM put.. i already plan on buying more of the shares if it goes up and it hits my call that i sold cool i hit my target and i collect my premium from the put. If it goes down I buy the shares from the put i sold.. i already plan on averaging down. I watch stocks for awhile before i even enter.

>>10548508
>>10548508
>>10548508
>>10548508

Fresh bread

>>10548502
I guess its fate

>>10548502
>On a bad night I can make $10 an hour, on the best night I can make $20 an hour.
holy shit that sounds terrible. I make $20hr on a bad day doing handyman work. I have a $40 minimum and sometimes go hang a light fixture that takes 30 minutes for $40 then come back home and shit post.. Few weeks ago i made 2500 in 3 days I couldn't imagine making only $10 hour thats tough man

You faggots told me FB wouldn't recover