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i was about to declare myself bankrupt but then i saw this...wtf do i do now anons? i have no money which is why i'm applying for it

>> No.10544384

>>10544369
Cash out some of them sick Crypto gains.

>> No.10544396

>>10544369
can you pay with a credit card?

>> No.10544460

>>10544396
lmao

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>>10544369
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAH wtf lmao

>> No.10544572
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>>10544369
>Oi fellow European, got your bankruptcy loicense?

>> No.10544599

>>10544369

Just leave the country and never come back.

That is my plan. £13k credit card debts, £5000 in precious metal bullion, £40k in crypto waiting to moon - as soon as it does I'm out for good.

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>>10544369
All you have to do is declare bankruptcy.

>> No.10544626

>>10544369
kek wtf

>> No.10544666

>>10544369
lmao
>Give out shitty education
>Shitty educated people try and make money
>While making money gives like 50% of it to the jewking
>Capitalism business starts failing under its own weight
>No money left declare bankrupt
>Has to pay the jewking as punishment for not having enough money
literally farmed like cattle

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10544960

>>10544369
he wants out
lol activate the bankrupcy loicense

>> No.10544969

>>10544599
Will you move to majorca and blow the money in a year?

>> No.10544993

>>10544369
bro, you need to spend money to make money.

just suck 680 dicks.

>> No.10545371

>>10544993
Or one MEGA dick for $680.

>> No.10545401

Just write a letter to the tax guys stating "I declare bankruptcy"

>> No.10545416

>>10544572
The absolute state of Britbongs
Why the fuck would anyone want to live there?

>> No.10545838

>>10545401
I already beat you to this joke.

>> No.10546237

>>10544369
>you can't declare bankruptcy without having enough money to pay for a bankruptcy license
Press S to spit on the UK's grave

>> No.10546269

>>10544369
Britain is the Florida of countries, it doesn't sound like it really exists

>> No.10546282

>>10544369
why don't you just kill the Rothschilds? pretty sure they all live there in the UK

>> No.10546307

>>10546282
Why dont you do it faggot

>> No.10546341

>>10546307
I don't have the balls

>> No.10546353

>>10544369
>go bankrupt
>literally have no money
>cannot pay the fee to apply for bankruptcy
It's like you're too poor to be bankrupt! Wow!