/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for UVXY Inc.

>>10537943
Second for you made this thread too early, faggot

Posting because I just bought my first ever stock; 1 equity stock in FB @ 176

>>10537966

1st 4 standstill is grumpy because his portfolio is at a standstill

>>10537977
Congrats!

>>10537981
>>10537990

My life is at a standstill, bearfag.
Besides, it's not proper 4chin etiquette.

>>10537977

>>10537996
>4chan etiquette

Fucking hell no wonder tripfags are hated

Buy WEAT

>>10538025
>doesn't even know the difference between a tripfag and a namefag

Why did me no buy Kraft ;_;
They gonna merge with Campbell's and will be the triforce of American consumable ls

Kraft-Cam-Heintz

>>10538050
Serious question, do you ever do any research aside from TA? You are great at charts but you seem to lack a sense for the value and direction of a business

>>10538040
What makes WEAT a good buy? If you look at a one year or five year graph they're kind of like a fucking downhill rollercoaster. You're thinking they'll climb back to above $10 by next year?

Fug 17 minutes until my destiny gets decided.

>>10538077
interested in this too

>>10538077
>great at charts

Anyone looking at TNXP? Seems like it overrcorrected hard from a failed phase 3 study and they just need news of a redesigned study. The FDA loves the company and they're fast-tracked and waivered and pre-approved everywhere for everything.

>>10537977
Get ready to lose like, $20-$25, sucker.

>>10538094
better than me for sure

Holy fuck Cd Projekt please get out of this fucking BEAR market.

>giving (You)s to tripfags and namefags

>>10538116
Why did they only do so well during the last 3 years of the Obama administration?

>>10538050
W00000t

7 MINUTES TO OPEN

>>10537943
Bear, I gotta at least say I'm grateful to you for keeping the revised OP. Hopefully it will last.

>>10538164
fug pls bull gods be merciful

>>10538136
Fuck if I know. Probably they diluted a fuck ton between then and now like any other biotech.

I'd say maybe the gov't likes them because they research PTSD, but everyone knows libs don't want vets to get better because they would'nt have to pay them to have PTSD anyways.

ESSKETIT

*dabs* for TRY crashing and bringing me $$$$$

I'm going to stream my death live on /smg/
Keep an eye on NASDAQ: ATVI.
If it goes down I'm a hobo and call me names and retarded.
If it goes up I'm saved.

>>10538183
>they diluted a fuck ton between then and now like any other biotech.
Why did so many biotech companies do so? I've been checking on their five year graphs and it's really weird seeing them limp along after looking like they were breaking out.

Also looking at GSKY.

Busted, IPO, fast-growing credit union/ tech company unicorn. Business model is an app that lets yuppies with prime credit get instant loans for home improvements. They make stupid amounts of money.

>>10538198
Jesus fuck that spread, it could go either way

let us have a nice and bearish day

>>10538198
F

try your best today

FUCK I'M SAVED

Hope anyone still holding GoPro got out at the bell.

>>10538202
They run low on money and biotechs are tiny, risky operations so they virtually never have access to loans, least of all loans with good rates.
Some limp along with research grants and milestone payments but inevitably biotechs are funded by selling shares for ever decreasing amounts until they start making money or crash and burn.

What do I buy with $800 I have. Tech? Defense?

>>10538251
Buy into food or clothing. Hanes is currently deep discount. Kraft is a bit late, but would be a good long term investment. Defense is overvalued unless something starts a serious war and I don't mean this policing shit that's been going on in the middle East for years.

There I did it. I woke up early.

>>10538278
imagine being boring enough to own HANES stock lmao

go hard in the paint and buy some cool shit, high PE ratio tech stuff for huge returns or just a based ETF

Bought some TNXP for funsies. Think it will probably go back up to $1.40 and people are hyping it on ST. They have more in their pipeline than the one the fucked up the study on. Also insiders hilariously all made big purchases around $4 right before the study failed so they must have a backup plan.

Plan 4 2 day
Quick and not that great edition

284.5 on menu today
Short side has many points
Bears completely rekt yesterday
Expect no fight from them today
They saving fight for 287

>>10538297
kek the opening bell is at 5:30am for me

>>10538278
>>10538299
Tbh I feel like a lot of my holds are already safe long term. I want some good risky tech growth shit.

What are some higher risk growth stuff I should try? Intel? Twitter? FNGU?

>>10538297
Never going to make it

my tsla put didn't fill
but luckily my gpro puts filled

they're 50% down

>>10538330
Well played. get some SNAP puts for upcoming earnings.

>>10538232
NO
GPRO going back to $7 today
You are dummy !

Even if it not hit $7 me am going to pretend it did

is this a good time to get on RUN for long ish term?

>>10538323
always a good idea to own some of the bigtime tech companies taht scale price really well with sky high PE ratios

TWTR, FB, NFLX, GOOG etc

>>10538297
>he's awake?
>Lower volatility to almost nothing

>>10538330
MWAHAHAHA'd

>>10538323
If you want more tech I'd go Intel. I have a modest postion with them. Good price atm. Should have good direction with new guy. I just think most people are not diversified enough. I don't like any sector making up more than 20% of portfolio. If you just want to gamble go with biotech or weed. Weed probably has less risk and higher return in the foreseeable future. Twitter is a dead fish, closed that out a day before their earnings.

>>10538299
Everything has value, more if you know how to swing it. Hanes is far less risk than say SNAP but I bet in the next year you could make more money buying and selling Hanes than Snap

wtf is ATVI fucking doing, go up

>>10538380
it's 20 minutes into open
I'm going to be right RKG, I have time

holy fuck CTRL
I remember an anon bringing this stock up
I did DD on it and everything too but didn't buy !!! HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNG

>>10538323
Google 'tech unicorn'. Find the smaller tech companies with prospects for huge growth.

The big name tech stocks are overvalued have stopped really growing and due for correction anytime now. Nobody in the world with half a brain really believes Facebook, essentially 4chan for normies, is worth half a trillion dollars.

>>10538404
rip, I sold everything in the first 3 minutes and came out with +10 USD

It wasn't even a bad report. Slight grow

>>10538399
so you've built your own personal ETF basically over the entire time you have invested? You skip stuff like QQQ/SPY to get rid of the dead weight and just pick your own favorite companies per industry? Would be intersted in knowing what you hold if so

Didn't they just r/s a week a go?

>>10538434
nice move bud

Bought 290 shares of UVXY.

I'm going bearish lads.

>>10538442
Yes 250:1 R/S

>>10538353
Hey I hope it does, GoPro actually becoming a real business with profits would be great as a fan of their product if not of their stock. Ill admit it looks like I was wrong on this one, but I'm happy with the 40 cents a share I made after hours.

ummm excuse me why is AAPL under 1 trillion market cap??

>>10538449
based

Between AMRS and CRMD, which would /smg/ recommend buying and why?

Should I sell Tesla and rebuy lower or are we testing $380 first?

>>10538471
It's happening
Go to the bank, withdraw EVERYTHING

>>10538079
Planted area has dropped in the years and this year's crop has been rekt with drought, fires and poor quality. While demand isn't what it used to be what will be offered should hold a high price because supply is so small

>>10538471
>>10538510

>>10538449
>$7 put
>me ??? Am sad girl because chart says GPRO $5.98
>refresh chart
HOLY MOLY
GRPO 6.80+

HAHAHA
PREPARE FOR THOSE PUTS TO BE 100% DOWN

ME GOING TO FANTASY ABOUT PEGGING YOU DURING TRADER NAP HAHAHA

>>10538437
I have a lot of positions but some of my favorites right now are Docu, PM, BGS, Stag, Dis, NNI, AMD. I'm up ten dollars per share in each of these. I also have a number of dividend stocks, some ETFs, long term growth stuff like Kraft, and anything I'm day trading or swing trading. I'm a big believer in diversification and research.

>>10538527

>when the GIS goes up too

>>10538471
A really based Anon REEEE'd so hard that it caused reality to collapse and ruin AAPL's market cap. No crying pink Wojak can convey the expression of this Anon. Legend has it that this particular Anon was the one who created Kek itself. Check em'.

>>10538527
>pegging

With your feminine penis, right?

>>10538527
>declaring victory before anon has a chance to kek
You are playing with your life. You will die this night, che vodj.

AAPL back above 1T

all is well

Lmao wtf anyone else see the latest Robinhood ad on Jewtube? Literally features an astronaut going on a late night moon mission (crypto)

BURN IT ALL THEY ARE ONTO THE MEMES

>>10538585
bro that shit was a while ago when they were unveiling their 'don't sleep' shit
I immediately made a monkey shriek and took all money out of crypto; it was over then for me

>>10538449
You lose.

>>10538600
AH, I've never seen it before. Probably rolling it out in my state/region

Grab some month-put GRPN $4 puts and thank me later.

Wtf is GLD's literal problem?

>>10538541
interesting havent even heard of DOCU PM BGS STAG

been ranging lately all of them you just been accumulating?

tech is so inticing with the ridiculous PE ratios huge moons so easy

Kraft giving me FNGU vibes

>>10538617
I'm thinking about it. Why are you in?

>>10538362
>>10538399
Just bought 15 intel. I'm gonna sell MA since I already have 15 shares of Visa.

Out of AAPL, FB, Square etc what would you recommend?

>>10538712
apple

holy fucking shit
TSLA goes up for an appology, and I dodge a fucking bullet

>>10538630
Contrary to popular and retards' belief, gold is only a hedge against hyperinflation
Transactions and businesses are done in USD, whatever its value

Atvi down now but fucking wait till next quarter. Patience is the name of the game.

Don't let take twos climb today fool you long chart is shit when's next gta already

Anybody get on them sweet CC gains? I told y'all yesterday to pick them up.

Just bought 1 share of HP as my first ever share of anything.
Is it supposed to feel this good lads?

>>10538758
Listen to this man
I sold a covered call
I just bought it back today and am waiting for the good moment to sell another one

>>10538820
yes

Reminder bears have been wrong for 10 years and will continue to be wrong

>>10538674
Docu is DocuSign it's software for signing shit. It's a big deal in government and contracts, pretty new but it's growing well. PM is tobacco. BGS is food, stag is a real estate trust. None of these are really range trading though.

Yeah I don't want to give an impression I'm anti-tech. I've got Intel, amd, zs, pvtl, Docu and others I'm researching it waiting on. But I dumped Twitter, been swing trading GoPro on and off, and wouldn't touch FB or Tesla. My advice to anyone would be limit your fang investments. Amazon will probably keep printing money, Netflix is risky, and Facebook is one Myspace away from being valueless.

>>10538828
Oooooooooooo
Imagine being a loser bear

>>10538831
AMZN will keep mooning until they get hit with an anti-trust bomb one day at it will gap down 40%

Lb and of I finally mooning. I'm going green lads.

>>10538727
You would think it would go down when stocks go up but this morning stocks are up and so is GLD. Like what in the actual fuck man.

i may have fucked up

>>10538870
Didn't gold also go down during the 2008 recession?

>>10538870
USD dumped
The chink central bank just tightened a little bit

the great Chink scams such as Bilibili and IQ continue to fall

>>10538828
>>10538839
It is a necessary evil in this market to have a set of people that question the validity of upward momentum and provide a challenge to irrational exuberance.
Without short sellers and put contracts; we would only go up and up and up until everybody was bought in; then we'd go very far down.

Bears aren't long term holders; and it's harder to be a bear in a market with a large amount of liquidity, more willing buyers to drive the price up.

>>10538870
He literally just told you gold isnt a hedge

Do any of you guys have a favorite ETF company?
So far the only one that has given me comfy gains is First Trust

>>10538712
Out of those three? Im not in love with any of them. Apple is kind of priced in right now. But they also aren't going anywhere and they have strong potential for future growth. I'd wait for the 1t craze to cool down a bit first before putting money in.

Square should be a good investment. I see those things fucking everywhere. I'd try for an entry point around 65 or less and hold for a long time.

Facebook is too risky. They could become a giant in five years or they could become a joke and relic next week. They suck at generating money and they face an aging user base.

If it were me, I'd gamble on square. More and more small business are using them.

>>10538918
The only ETF you ever need is WEAT

>>10538831
DOCU was shilled on the main board at ICO because of direct ties to ~LINK~

HMNY going to zero today.

>>10538905
>trying to make bears appear as heroes
theyre just stupid. Although i do agree we need them

>>10538727
This, yes and inflation is low, after periods of virtually negative inflation.
Also, gold and silver are heavily manipulated by the big institutes that control it.
All the lunatic fringe anarchists and tin-foilers moved on the cryptocurrency. There is no market for gold anymore.
Also it's fucking retarded anyways. Gold isn't valuable as a metal, it's valuable as a store of value and it's only valuable because of the faith people have in it's value, exactly the same as fiat only it's international. Except it's isn't because you need to have USD to purchase gold, because all commodity transactions use USD. Gold today is probably worth $500/oz like it was historically valued against fiat and before retard speculators and tin-foilers drove up the price.
Precious metals are for suckers. Buy real estate or industrial commodities like copper if you don't believe in fiat currency.

>>10538939
>suck at generating money
are you retarded?
fb did 6B INCOME on 13B Rev. last quarter
they have more money than they know what to do with

>>10538952
So...? I bought Docu because I know people in various different state departments and they are basically chained to it. It could have direct ties to cancer and I'd still invest if I thought it would make money.

AMD finally coming down.

>>10538994
I'm not saying it's a good or bad thing. I'm holding a heavy stack myself.

>SQ

I'm never holding again

>>10538962
Nah, bears deserve credit for balancing the market. Otherwise every single news story, thesis would be 100% bullshit bullish fake news, without bears to profit from bad news.

For the last 10 years they've been kinda dumb. Shorting TSLA based on reason, ect. They only had success with massive, targeted bear-raids on unpopular companies like MNK, for example.

God why do I have to solve 5 goddamn captchas to make a fucking post here anyways?

+8%

>>10539037
Im really just talking about being bearish o the spx, not individual stocks

They are just doomsday fags

>LCI

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

>>10538990
I stand by my statement. Aside from things like buying occulus rift they aren't doing much to hedge against the possibility of shrinking user base and are very reliant on ad revenue or selling user information. Both of which have inherit problems that could become an issue almost overnight. Call me retarded all you want but they look to me like pets.com 2.0 and that's not a ride I'd want on.

>>10538878
i hate kikes and niggers.

Good ole HMNY back to double-digit drops.

>>10539000

I should have cashed out at $20, manipulated piece of shit

>>10539052
Everyone knows there is a 100% chance the stock market will correct within the next two years. It should have already, but corporate buy-backs and the shitty, horrible WORTHLESS bond market with interest rates that NEVER INCREASE makes it impossible to put money anywhere except in SPX.

So you have all money going into dumb names with 300 P/E and it'll put along, but the flat trading in the last months show nobody is really excited to buy at these valuations, they only do it because there is nothing else to do with money right now.

>>10538853
Amazon is one earnings call miss away from dropping 30 to 50%

>>10539107
so are you saying while the market is ranging you are accumulating short positions?

cuz NDX is hitting ATHs every week lmao

maybe you can short boomer shit like DJI which hasnt had an ATH in months now, now THATS some garbage equities right there

Is Robinhood Gold worth it? On the app it appears that upgrading to God will give me a large amount of buying power for "free". It sounds too good to be true. Do I wait until I'm not a stock newfag before upgrading to their premium services? Do I give out the referral code for "free stocks"?

>>10538958
How many shares should I buy?

>>10539107
and in those 2 years, the spx will rise 200% and bears will lose all their money again
Then the spx will "correct" to a point higher than it is today

>>10538853
>>10539124
That would be a good outcome, give people the chance to ride the Amazon express again. I'd be more worried if it never went down.

>piece of shit phone error messaged before I could sell my call for gains
>down 20% when I finally get it factory reset
kill me

>>10539095
what do you mean "back to"

they have been doing -50% every day for the past week

Do not trade options on Robinhood

>>10539087
You have fucked up now.

>>10539147
You're basically paying to borrow money from RH to trade with. Don't do that.

Their referral promotion just gives you a some stock that's usually ~$5 in value, but can be higher.

>>10539174

>>10537943
Yeaahh, if mastercard could just go back to $208, that’d be greeaat
Weighing down my whole folio fucking whore

KHC KHC KHC

>>10539131
No, the stock market is fucked for good opportunities. You cannot reliably long or short anything. Yeah, NDX hitting new records is exactly the problem. You'e fucking retarded to buy at the highest valuations in recorded history. But you're kinda dumb to short it too, cause retards drive the market. No telling when the market will correct, so no point in establishing a short position you can only maintain for a short time. Thats why stock market collapses are so violent and sudden and their duration is so brief until prices steadily increase.

>>10539196
Why?

>>10539107
>Everyone knows there is a 100% chance the stock market will correct within the next two years.
If that was the case it would be priced in in SPX LEAPS puts which it isn't. We can just as well keep melting up until the broad market is at 50 PE. It's not like the money has anywhere better to go than equities. Which I think is a much worse doomsday scenario than a crash.

>>10539158
Yeah, no. GDP is stagnant, growth is stagnant. Stock prices are up for unsustainable reasons.

Glad dipshits like you are around to buy my bags at grossly inflated prices, so good for you. Thats why we have a market for stocks!

>>10539213
So if I payed for premium I would gain nothing real in the long term unless I used that buying power to purchase stocks with dividends? It seems like even then I would need to get some high paying stocks to offset the $6/mo cost.
Thanks for the reply, Anon!

So I sold off 15 shares of AMD, giving me like 300 dollars I didn't have a plan for. Shill me something interesting.

>>10539242
lol. More longs for me then

Why haven't you bought LCI yet anon?

>>10539270
k, Ill still be here in 2 years from now, riding the bull
You can waddle in fear

>>10539158
>rise too quickly due to bulls speculating
>bears make short-term profit on bulls turned to pigs
>new blood enters market on this dip, a strong FOMO strikes them, like it's a sale for 3% off they have to have
>greedy bears turned to pigs, slaughtered and the cycle will continue

this market is very greedy though, in the days where good news and high promises continue pouring out due to trump, it leads to everyone trying to play the situation
taking on debt is very, very cheap nowadays, so i play puts and calls at the same time just in case heaven or hell comes for us

What the fuck does
>(warrant)
mean?

>the bearfag loses its mind

>>10539275
ATVI could be worth buying now in anticipation for Q3/Q4. Other things I've been looking into have been DCIX, ROAD, AMRS and CRMD.

>>10538251
Philip Morris is going to 95

>>10539275
UOIP, patent suit against cysco sept-nov range. Starting to shoot up.

Made 100% gain on this baby. Bought at $.015 in May. sold all but 5k shares .03.

Of course it shot to $.06 the next monday. Currently hovering around $.045. I'm waiting until $.04 or a drop to $.03 o buy back in though so thats where I would recommend imo.

But yea do your research. It's a penny stock but I've got some faith in it

>>10539306
Its extremely easy to see the SPX roll over
The indicators are very rare, and when it happens you can profit on bear shit 100%

As for today, none of this applies and bears are speculating on a miracle

I want to start investing so I can save money for my future self, what's the best way to dip my toes into long term investment?

>>10539322
>ROAD
It dipped below its IPO price
I hope you loaded some more

>>10539329
It is starting to sink today though. I'd sit and watch to see where it goes. But, its had enough exposure and traction so far that I'm fairly certain the climb is yet to come

>>10539348
I have yet to buy any since I don't have any available funds. I'm keeping a close eye on it though.

>>10539346
buy ETFs and forget about them, QQQ and SPY you can split 50/50 by cost

>>10539346
Long-term shoot for blue-chips and dividend stocks that likely will grow greater than inflation over a long period.

Buy stocks like groceries not just in things you like

>>10539266
It could melt up, but it'd be very brief. There are no more good macroeconomic catalysts anymore and the market has ignored every bad one. Remember when stocks would go down because NK threatened to nuke the USA? Yeah, people got burnt out on false threats. The US economy and it's prospects are the best they've ever been in world history. Never had low unemployment, strong earnings, relative peace, low taxes!!!, internet! Today is the peak of western society. Oil even used to be $30 a couple years ago!

That's exactly why stocks will fall. They only fall from the absolute top. Maybe tomorrow, more like 2-3 years from now, though. Only thing that would prevent this is if some university opens up a 1000MW fusion reactor. Nobody can make money buying at the top like this long term, so money will only slow down.

Business cycle needs a crash in order for the system to work. MY suggestion, get out of FAANG stocks, get out of major indexes. Not today, but within the next year or two. Only good opportunities lay on the extreme margin anymore or with commodity markets.

>>10539296
>>10539282
I'm still riding the bull, but I'm quick to sell next year. Don't get caught slipping, cause prices will not get much higher than this. -2% trailing stop loss order on the QQQ is a good measure.

Well boys I hope you got on $ARWR back when I was pumping it under $10, now that it has had a healthy pull back to $14-$15 range it is setup for another monster run. It’s firing on all cylinders getting milestone payments from $AMGN and getting great HBV data. Open up a small position before the CC, you won’t be sorry bros.

>>10539260
They read your sell orders and manipulate the price. It's happened enough times I can tell it's a bot

>>10539433
Just sell your spx and qqq when the monthly macd crosses. It only happened 5 years in 100 years and is a sure thing. Reminder that the markets still rally 2 years hard AFTER the yield curve inverts.

Who is stupid enough to buy right now when the market is at the very top. And not only that, but buying at the top of the market supported by tech, which is extremely overvalued.

It's August, Q2 earnings are basically over, and everyone has to go back to school, or parents have to get out of the market so that they can give Stacey money for college.

August is a terrible month for trading. This shit is going down next week.

Thoughts on RVRS?
Also do we have any ETF's that are cap-weighted to an index?

>>10539463
I see. Is there a better alternative?

Based GIS
Replace the G in FANG with GIS

Is investing in stocks paying a dividend worthwhile?

Anyone buy gorpro before today?

>>10539591
Rkg

>>10539548
If you have the patience you can turn 40 dollars into 100 billion

>>10539598

Besides him...

GPRO
Me so proud of you
We all gonna make it

>>10538558
No, it gonna be 14 inch black dildo with gopro mounted on it

>>10538571
Wha ?_?

>>10539548
Not always, it’s a good bonus and usually what you’ll see are stocks with prices that don’t change much the company pays a dividend. Shoot for capital appreciation plus a dividend. Avoid the trap of a fat dividend with a declining share price. Ensure that the share price is stable enough that it won’t decline past a level that negates the gain from the dividend. Although you can play that to your advantage if your goal is to accumulate for permanent holding.
Generally though if they pay a dividend, don’t expect large gains in share price.

Hey HII guy, really sorry about that wrong thing. I had the director of the area I work in come to the crew meeting we had yesterday and point blank asked him why the inconsistencies between what they tell us and what they tell the stock holders were so large. Basically the numbers they give us are half of what the navy gives them, so a .73 is actually a 1.46x profit. They're doing it to make us work harder and I'm fairly sure this whole director thing was because they promised something they couldn't keep, because we physically can't push out things faster. He said the 6 month thing had been going back for years and was getting better. I don't think he expected to be called out on the lies but since someone else lied not him and if he didn't give the information I was going to go to the government about stock fraud he was kind of cornered. So I might have lost some cash, 600 the day before the ER but still... I got a good show out of it.

100

>>10539616
>"Do not concarn yourself Misstur Donald Thrump, all you need to do is pass the new camera lens tariffs."
>"...Good, the murder documents will stay unpublished... for now."
>meanwhile, GPRO dumps 10% in minutes due to production cost increases, no hope for profits being made

tick tock kneepads, the safest place to short is on a shitty company that just had a squeeze of over 40%
I will be right. Soon.

>>10539616
>wanting to see my hairy bear ass up close through a fish-eye lens

RKG you are a sick fuck

>HMNY @ .07

>>10539322
Decided to risk 200 some on road. Their prospects look good

>>10539791
buying opportunity

>>10539791
>19.8k market cap
I have that much in my savings, can I unironically buy Helios and Matheson Analytics?

>>10539814
I agree! I'll join you in that endeavor in a week or so, still need to gamble a few more ERs first

>>10539825
you can buy the dust of a the building they were in.

Can anyone explain this shit?

VIX got Roasted

>>10539869

Crash incoming

>>10539869
Its the big one!

>>10539873
yup

>>10539548
Yes. Div stocks are a really good store of value over longer terms, as long as you pick a decent one (do your DD). They are preferable to growth stocks when the market is volatile and its uncertain which way it will go.

Think of it as buying gold to hedge volatility, except it actually generates profit steadily.

>>10539869
SELL SELL SELL

>>10539869
OH FUCK NOW?!?
DUDE GET OUT OF THE MARKET

In a seriousness market is really struggling to go up.

It's out of fuel.

what's a good resource to find out major fluctuations in price? (just as a curiousity)

as an example, why is it so low at the start of 2016?
it's an emerging markets index

>>10539869
I...it's a glitch...right?

May your friday be green and full of profits, my safe trading friends!

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a posh as fuck PBJ. It's lingonberry jam and natural peanut butter sweetened with honey on based WEAT. I'm up 2% today and I bought back into ROAD. I'm stuck in jail again Monday-Tuesday so I gotta find something cool to bag in next week.

>>10539177
It was +37% UP at one point this morning, and now it's back to a double-digit drop. Like a dying man trying to make one last gesture before giving up the ghost.

>>10539914
>would you say it is
>out of gas?

MSM has been pushing that garbage all day.

FUGG should have dumped my $IQ


Any hope for a brainlet hodl or do you reccon that I should cut my losses?

pls respond

Everyone should buy 1 share of hmny right now. If they do another reverse split, it will get rounded up again and you can instantly sell for 250x your money.
If they don't and goes under, you lose 7 cents so whatever.

>>10539936
'ggi's 'gurt! I'm down today thanks to RUN buts its just a little dip. Coffee only!

>>10539936
>jam
My food stocks are all mooning hardcore today

>>10539825
yes but you will own all their debt then lmao

>>10539936
All I've had so far today is a Monster.

Down 1.5% thanks to fucking ATVI and oil.

>>10539470
Yeah, that entirely sounds correct to me. Your 3 sentence blurb might be the best advice on 4chan right now.

>>10539936
>Not eating Kopi Luwak Butter & Bar-le-Duc
>you are still a plebian

Prob leftover lasagna.

>>10539954
i just bought 25 because it was like $1.75, will i get scammed when they split again

>>10539936
are you actually going to eat that MRE?

LCI looks like it might be getting ready for its reversal soon

>>10539470
have you done the math on exact sell dates and re buyin dates, if your actually making any money or if your ultimately FOMOing back in even higher? During dips on an eternally bullish thing like the stock market you should probably just buy MORE during index dips not panic sell then FOMO back in higher

>>10539954
It would cost me $5.02 since it Schwab charges me $4.95 per trade.

>>10539949
I'm in a similar position with bili. Whether you sell or not depends on if you need the capital. I haven't identified any good setups right now, so I've no need for extra cash, so might as well hodling for now and a chance it may recover a bit. But if I see a really good play, I will sell.

>>10539954
For the lulz

>>10538323
MRAM

>>10539954
that is not how that works anon. And it will be gone; no more reverse splits in store for it.

>>10539731
LOL
when Trump decimates China with his intellectual property laws, Xiomoi will crumble into nothing like the chunk scam they are and GPRO will moon yo $25 because they have 100% of world wide market share again on mounted cameras

>>10539753
It the acoustic that me looking for
Nothin more satisfying than makin grown man squeal like piggy !

>>10539949
You fell for chink scam

>>10539995
Most definitely, my favorite so far unironically is vegetarian ratatouille

The LCI gains are nice

>>10539869

yahoo programming, everyone

>>10540000
chris ciavocco did the math for me

>>10540061
Why are you so stupid and ugly? I have literally never seen you post here anything remotely intelligent, original or funny.
Kill yourself.

>>10539548
Yeah, I was surprised to learn my awful trading actually turned a profit because I disregard dividends.

Best dividend stocks to have right now are oil/gas pipeline MLPs. Beware that owning MLP units is not the same as owning stock for tax purposes. Easy 8%+ income until the whole fracking thing goes bust in 5-15-25 years. It's the best way to invest in US domestic oil production. As oil prices go up, MLPs charge more, but never less, if prices go down. Since they are drilling and fracking like fucking crazy in the USA, but indiviudlal companies are cesspools of losses, debt and corruption, the best place in the world to be in is as a 'limited partner' in an MLP. Exploit this moment in history. These MLPs will be worthless in 70 years, but they have not peaked today!

Also what the fuck did I do wrong to get this captcha fucking treatment? I have to click on fucking squares for 5 minutes fucking straight. to post anything.

>>10539936
>Check picture
>See siggi's
>mfw

>HMNY: $0.07

>>10540072
Lunchbro I want to get into eating MREs after watching so many Steve videos. You're really into /k/ stuff, where is a good place to get them? I can't seem to find them for less than like 10 bucks apiece, and that doesn't seem very economical for one freeze dried meal.

>>10539815
HMNY dives into a lower support level every day.

>>10540108
deep value

>>10540113
>>10540125

>>10540113
I feel like we are seeing a company so fucking terrible that it will be historic. We are all lucky to see redditors getting liquidated in real time, and big5.

>>10540150

Lmao what a a fucking idiot

Is it worth buying into meme tech stocks like AAPL and GOOG right now or should I go for more conservative shit? I feel like Microsoft is a good tech stock that isn't overvalued and hasn't been pumped recently.

Why aren't you buying HMNY? Well, which is it? Are you dumb, or a hater?

>>10540156
>>10540150
you do know i sold when it didn't hold any support and tried to hit it again??

Do you retards actually think i've been holding this whole time? Lol You guys really are dumber than I originally thought.

>>10540110
They're decently heavy so shipping isn't free, amazing has some from Ammocanman but MRE mountain is my favorite because they have more international meals. You can even buy just the entrees off thereadystore. They sell like the sides and desserts along with cheese packs and entrees, you just don't get the bag for storage but it's cheap.

>>10540194
I like to think you held and lost thousands, but that's just in my big5 fan fiction.

>>10540150
Why would anyone buy HMNY at any price at all? I don't understand why anyone would by that at anything above a zero.

>>10540185
MSFT is usually a good buy, generally speaking, DESU. I haven't looked at the chart for a while. My PT for AAPL is 220, pic related.

>>10540202
Amazon*

>>10540194
>Hmny5Guy

>>10540194

wait, aren't you the same guy who said bgfv was going to the mid-teens? lmao!

>>10540194
Why the fuck would you buy HMNY to begin with? HMNY only came up on /smg/ as a quick buck to make on option flips.

>>10540212
Big5 bought it because he thinks he's smart enough to day trade bad stocks, it turns out he's not.

Live cattle about for moon !
Buy your hamburger now while cheap !

>>10540095
;_; b-ut me just made up most of that....

>>10540215
Yeah I was thinking of getting some more MSFT. Apple is too scary to buy in right now at basically all time highs for me.

What is your opinion on ROAD?

>>10540239
trying to catch a bounce.. have you never caught a bounce before? hhmm...

>>10540211
I don't get why this thread is so obsessed with talking about B5G

>>10540269
I enjoy talking about you because you have a tendency to sperg out at times. Also, you flushed your life down the toilet over Mexican traps, so there is that too.

>>10540229
kek Big5 got fucked. Haven't looked at it for a while. Poor big5 guy.

>>10540269
I don't get cut trying to catch a falling knife like a weaboo autist.

>>10540248
Fair enough, I'll take a look at ROAD 4 u.

CBOE hit bottom of the range

>>10539936
>lingonberry jam
Never heard of it. My mom taught me how to make her Dewberry jelly a couple of months ago. I’ve been toying with the ideal of starting a seasonal jelly company for extra cash. Her recipe is insanely good. I’ve been handing out free jars for two seasons to get people addicted and they’re starting to look for empty jars to bring me and asking me when I’m going to make more.

>>10540240
>>10540212
Big5guy is literally the worst investor here, and this place have some pretty retarded people.
>unironically longs a brick & mortar retailer and be surprised when they capitulate in the face of internet retail
>bashes AMRS and then watch as it takes off on a moon rocket
>and of course, unironically buying hmny

>>10540290
>Big5guy is literally the worst investor here, and this place have some pretty retarded people.
really? whats your return this year?

>>10540283
>I don't get cut trying to catch a falling knife like a weaboo autist.
so you have never had the joy of making 20% or more overnight by buying the fuck out of a stock on it's lows and selling the next morning?? interesting...

>>10540290
Also don’t forget ALT after the .11 pump and the r/s announcement

>>10540110
If you have a major hurricane every few years like us you get them free.

>>10540248
I would stay away from ROAD. IN general, stay away from new listings until you really know what you are doing. I especially wouldn't buy one with such low volume, at 60K average. I can't say I know much about construction either, other than it will likely start doing a bit better in the upcoming years due to Trump.

>>10540321
Don't forget LCI as well, has pretty much lost most of it's gains on the day and has been in general, underwhelming.

>>10540353
ROAD is Autism Incorporated's first recommendation. Some anon has a whitepaper floating around.

I wonder where Durr Profit is

>>10540333
My parents live in college station, I should ask them. Nice choronzon get as well.
>>10540373
He usually only shows up after hours, he was on early this morning though I think. He's standstill now, don't know why

>>10540318
>"How many shiny rock you have; ooga choga!"
>"Me shit-chunks make me large profit!"
>(Me deflect poor trades and bad performance by placing weight of claim on accusers, me such good rocknet fire-riser!)

>>10540367
>Don't forget LCI as well, has pretty much lost most of it's gains on the day and has been in general, underwhelming.
>Doesn't understand dollar cost averaging
>Doesn't understand selling puts
>Doesn't understand selling calls

how new are you? serious question

>>10540394
standstill is some euroguy

teh profit hasnt been here all week

>>10540290

and yet he still has the nerve to call other people retarded

>>10540367
I’m actually under the impression that big5guy is a decent trader and is strictly larping as an incompetent moron. No one can lose that often and remain solvent—unless they have a gambling addiction

>>10540288
Good way to make money, I used to help out making steak pasty's for fundraisers

>>10539291
still waiting for $11

IQ is fucking dead

>>10540400
Your portfolio, Big5. Show us.

>>10540433
11 would be nice I sold some 7.5 puts so thats my next buy in if it gets that far

>>10540400
Dollar cost averaging is just dollar cope averaging. Also I've been here longer than I like to admit.
>>10540412

>>10540394
During hurricane Ike my fire station somehow got tapped to be a distribution center for our side of the county. I had pallets upon pallets of them, probably several hundred cases. They were the real military ones too, not the civi version. After everything was over they just left them there. I used as much as I could but they eventually went bad.

If you want the good shit find you a buddy that’s in the military. It’ll still cost you but considerably less. I think around $30 a case.

>>10540479
I imagine niggers were still showing up a year later, asking for free shit.

>>10540479
You can get 2018/17 production stuff ez on Amazon now, that fresh jalapeno cheese spread and muffin tops are MINT

I am going to try some TA for TSLA.

next 40 minutes - 348.5-352 range
after that for 15 minutes - leaps up to 353-355 range
after that for 1 hour - rises 355-365
ends day in the 355-360 range

>>10540095
girl (male)

Kraft 9%

>>10540473
>Dollar cost averaging is just dollar cope averaging. Also I've been here longer than I like to admit.
again
>Doesn't understand dollar cost averaging
>Doesn't understand selling puts
>Doesn't understand selling calls
>Doesn't understand accumulation/distribution
>Doesn't understand short squeeze

How new are you? Serious question. If you don't understand my strategy then why are you still replying to me about my LCI trade? If you don't understand it then how can you say it's right or wrong? My strategy has been making me money for years so i'll stick to it, some newfag trading a $200 robinhood account based on advice from a Taiwanese basket weaving forum isn't going to change my strategy that has been making me consistent money through the years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD6KJ7QtQH8

sorry anyone who maybe bought $AAV
they missed their earning by kinda alot
me thought they were gonna win :(

they gonna crash back $2.50 probably, RIP!

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/advantage-oil-gas-aav-reports-132501287.html

>>10540556
Kneepads, you IDIOT

>>10540556
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia for everyone without any given reason, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will never ever find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Kill yourself.

>>10540497
I made sure it was a well kept secret
>>10540513
Wheat snack bread and BBQ rib were GOAT. The shit they gave out during Harvey sucked. All pastas, with crackers and pop tarts. I kept some anyway.

>>10540456
>iQIYI'd

>>10540547
Big5 you disappoint me greatly. You used to be a chad like a year ago, and now you sperg out like a child whenever somebody makes fun of your terrible trades. That song you posted is normie tier btw. How did you manage to screw everything up when you were blessed with good looks and a trust fund? I know you haven't had to work for anything in life but I would expect you would have more discipline than this.

cripple chan q board hinting Amazon may take a fb type of hit today

Dollar cost averaging is a logical fallacy. Each new trade does not depend on earlier trades and is independent.

AAPL just goes up

>>10540586
>>10540456
IQ is actually a decent company, but the sino-american relations right now means they are going to tank since USA always wins baby. But they have Baidu's backing so they are never going to go bankrupt, and their subs and revenue figures from the latest earnings are both good.
I would watch this space carefully. I have a suspicion Trump is just hard-balling the chinks to get a good deal, then he will call the whole trade war thing off. When that happens IQ is a $50 company easy.

Is HMNY a good deal right now?
MP is very popular here so I think they have the right idea

>>10540597
>makes fun of your terrible trades.
i honestly don't get how making money is considered terrible trades..
This thread has such a short outlook on things no wonder 90% of the people here are underwater and will be years before they get to break even

>>10540556
>Buying a company that's ticker is African American Vernacular
>>10540577
I want to try chili Mac!

R8 my portfolio :) yes I like dividends

>>10540635
If you haven't gone all in on HMNY you aren't gonna make it.
>>10540653
I fell asleep halfway through it.

>>10540624
But by the same token there's no reason *not* to do DCA, right?
I invest every month after I get paid so it's a soft of unintentional dollar cost averaging

>>10540641
(114.74%) 6 months

>>10540635

Yes HMNY is a great deal. Put all of your money into you, it literally can't go any lower.

>>10540653

boomer/10

>>10540667
>it literally can't go any lower.

>>10540660
It's important to realize it's a logical fallacy. You are not reducing the risk of your earlier trade.

im gonna make the new thread with my kraft wojak and nobody is gonna stop me

I'm 19 and want to maintain safe(ish) and consistent growth

>>10540576
Fresh pasta?

>>10540696
invest in yourself

>>10540707
NEW

>>10540707
NEW

>>10540248
AUIC anal-yst here

I am getting JUST'd real hard today but sometimes you have to stick to your guns and baghold some more.

ROAD is newly IPO'd company but it is a sensible, boring but profitable business. I believe it is still under the radar.

>>10540679
fucking hell not that shit eating dog again lmao

thanks for the giggle you cunt

>>10540660
He right you know. Technically it increases the risk on your total position.

>>10540635

HMNY is diluting millions of shares every day

literally the most incompetent stock management ive ever seen in my life

they need cash badly and they are taking it out on the shareholders as much as possible

cant recommend buying

>>10540573
Bleghhh why me listen ! Gonna have nightmares no buying kraft for rest of short life

>>10540576
>Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia
Kek
Altease me posts doing some good... am think

Someone give me some sexy options to buy

>>10540641
you're on a whole new level of projection
I refuse to believe a real person can be like you're roleplaying out to be
I've known for a while how dry these boards get, this general can only exist with memers like you making shit up and posting the same dogs over and over
pictures of guro and such; it's just incredible your willpower in returning here day after day making terrible calls to liquidate newbies

I'll start playing along probably; I'm going to treat you like an all seeing guru. Mr. 'Long Outlook'.

>>10540577
God yea, there's some hidden gems

>>10540768
LIGMA

>>10540624
>>10540682
>>10540660
If you haven't done your research into a company and just blindly dollar cost average.. thats not the brightest idea imo.. theres a difference with dollar cost averaging something you have done extensive research in and have waited for entry compared to dollar cost averaging into something like HMNY from $25 to .07 compared to dollar cost averaging some boomer stock attached to a major index.

Working a position whether you are short or long should all depend on your research. Many people itt don't work positions, they buy a large chunk then sell a large chunk. If you plan on putting 10k into a position why put it all in at once? buy 1k worth throughout a month or 2. Scaling in works if you understand what is going on and what your exists will be on both the upside and downsides.

Problem is everyone thinks they are bad ass traders and think they are going to beat the system and end up staying underwater forever because the whole concept of patience doesn't exist they listened to some faggot on youtube saying you can make $4000 in 30 minutes and then take that $4000 and become a millionaire in 1 year. Then they get desperate and buy far OTM options because they are cheap then they blow up their account.. the cycle repeats

>>10540635
The problem, I think, is that they can't a discount. Anon is paying $20 (?) for a pass that costs the company $25 or $30. They should have sold a more expensive pass ($50? $100) and aimed it toward the hardcore movie-goer, secured a discount to make the pass profitable, and then maybe worked out some sort of deal on concessions promotion.

>>10540722
it's the only reaction i have to what you posted lol

>>10540679
>

>>10540775
what is this from?
its really activating my almonds

>>10540242
Drought is going to flood the beef market

>>10540707
>>10540707
>>10540707

>>10540901
http://chaos.seisat.su/files/
a site from 2016, looking like it's outta 2008

what do you think about $brzu

some anon mentioned it here around $19 but I was too scared to buy in until this week.. Up 10% today, should I sell? Getting squirrely as fuck thinking its going to end the day sideways