/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10519672
ASK HER BULL OR BEAR

>>10519696

>>10519733
>gazelle
white power or black lives matter?

>>10519733
Bitcoin or BCash

>>10519672
Ask her what she thinks of the $420 million liquidation still sitting on OKex and how it will impact the market this Friday when the futures contracts are settled.

>>10519733
kek
>>10519772
this. but say "no you fool" first.

>>10519796
oh no nvm. this >>10519769 is better

>>10519753
I fuckong died 10/10

can we delete these incel poltard threads?

>>10519769
Wow prefect flirting opportunity and I missed it. This guy fugggs

>>10519818
Can you fug right off

>>10519808
lol. **fool

>>10519820
>>10519823

When we both fug <3 I'm the GThalSeh lads

>>10519769

>>10519818
>talking up some tinder thot
>INCEL INCEL INCEL

>>10519844
>>10519823

we want our board back from you underraged inbreds

>signed up for tinder on Sunday
>swiped right maybe 100 chicks so far
>0 matches

it's like they can smell the inceldom/mental illness through the pictures.

>>10519895
Correct. You have to pretend to be a normie when you take pictures.

BUMP

Crypto inspired tinder conversations need to be encouraged

>>10519808
Did she unmatch? LOL

>>10519911

i look like absolute shit in pictures because of years of insecurity and low self esteem. That's the main reason i don't even have any social media because im afraid to post any pics. I managed to find the two best pics for tinder and they can probably see i'm not a very happy/confident person = no matches.

>>10519912
>be 2019. the golden bull run has begun. led by kylie jenner, roasties snatch up every shitcoin and alt known, singlehandedly driving catabolic prices.

Chad here, I have 33 thots I've yet to message. I'd give a list of names and have you pick one, but it'd take too long. Instead, pick a number 1-33 and give a good /biz/ related line. I'll post results.

>>10519884
We most push crypto to the mainstream, you absolute mong

>>10519936
TOP KEK

>>10519937
17
Bcash or Btrash?

>>10519937
24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10519988
Ask her out

>>10519988
dropped

>>10519988
"Don't avoid the question"

You must be firm and strong anon. Don't let her dodge, this isn't how you want your relationship to start out.

>>10519988
SHORT SHORT SHORT

>>10519988
"Girl you're as thicc as Sergey"

>>10519972
Sent
>>10519980
Fucking kek, she's gonna think I'm screaming because she's fat with crayola hair.

>>10519937
21
Ay girl. Lemme spit in that butt.

>>10520007
Almost full battery and battery saver mode on ? What the fuck is wrong with you

>>10520000
Nice digits

>>10519988
any woman having any knowledge in crypto is worth talking to.

>>10520013
Wut
He has shit signal (on wifi) and on vibrate mode.
Where do you see battery saver mode, brainlet?
iPhone harder.

>>10519988
“Really, u don’t own any NGR coin”

>>10520032
Unless he has some shit app that makes the nav bar the colour of the app (orange for tinder) then that orange nav bar is indicative of battery saver you absolute brainlet

>>10520012
From here on out keep it /biz/ related
>>10520013
>>10520032
Look up "navbar apps", that's what he sees.

>>10520042
(With a question mark added )

>>10520047
why do you match with hamplanets

>>10519937
33
HEY BEAUTIFUL

Ok now that I have your attention: Please you have to buy my stinky linkies these bags are heavy and nobody else will buy them from me. $1000 end of year I promise to the MOON.

I'll also join in on the fun. Keep it /biz/ related

>>10520051
Swipe right on errrthang

>>10520047
Reply:
Had to get your attention.
What do you think about people that bought Bitcoin? Does your opinion change if they bought it back in 2010?

I like this navbar app. Thankyou.

>>10520056
Ethereum? I barely know her eum

>>10520047
1

"How much crypto do you even own ? I own millions of dollars worth, yes I've probably lost more money than you'd ever make in a lifetime but that's all part of the fun isn't it babe"

>>10520051
I match with 7 of every 10 girls I swipe on, I never message. I don't use tinder seriously.
>>10520054
Good post

You guys need to enforce some standards when you swipe, Jesus

>>10520084
there's an exploit to infinitely swipe without paying

>>10520056
Tinder can't type for me.
What the hell are you on about?
Can I tell you about primecoin and why prime numbers are important for encryption?

>>10520073

>>10520084
Nah fucktard, if you’re going to be saying shit like
>>10520083
you really don’t want to waste it on the 7+/10s

Delivering

>>10520096
I know you don't front.
You flat a f
Pls buy my bags

>>10520082
This one's a baddy

>>10520106
Why do all these thots use Snapchat filters?
Anyway give me one

>>10520096
“It’s a $100k decision I need 2 maek”

>>10520115
STINKY LINKY 1000 EOY RIGHT MEOW

>>10520109

>>10520124
You fucked up

>>10520115
Send me your wallet address and I'll send you a Bitcoin

OMG BIZ HELP!!!!!!

>>10520124
how you getting these hos matching?

>>10520134
Yeah babe I'm all in on Tron. I'll probably be a billionaire by eoy. Do you have any cryptos? Justin is my dad's friend and I got all my Tron for free. I just dump it on retards though.

>>10520134
this is literally the average tron investor
>googles crypto once
>sees tron
>buys

>>10520123
MEOW

>>10520134
I'm talking about cryptocurrencies, not movies.
Are you sub 80?

>>10520162
What's it going to be? How about something less autistic so they respond

>>10520176
Bark for Ark

>>10520176
You sellithat dog? I'll give you 2 Bitcoin for it.

>>10520134
“U think my tronix goes super duper sonix eoy?”

>>10520162
Kek

>>10520176
Less autistic:
Woof woof woof
Quiet growl....
*Sniff*
*Lick*

Your dog seems nice, what's his/her name?

>>10520179
I hope she doesn't accept the trade because I'll be fucking broke

>>10520176
>Hello, I am here to tell you about the Basic Attention Token. It is a cryptocurrency made by Brendan Eich, he created JavaScript and Mozilla Firefox and hates gays. Please let me know if you would like to buy some.

>>10520205
Send her 2 0xbtc she won't know and she'll think she's rich. Then you got a dog for $2 that you can eat when the crypto market crashes and you need food.

>>10520176
"Matched for the dog btw"

OMG SONT FUCK THIS UP!!!!

>>10520223
imma finna slink at u gurl

>>10520223
Hehe, have you heard about Oracles and almighty God Sergey?

>>10520223
They're a revolutionary new crypto, it's pretty high tech, not sure if you'd understand it but it's going to be bigger than Bitcoin.

>>10520237
Just send her this pic

On a related note I matched with a girl today and we agreed to meet at my place on Friday to "watch a movie". I'm pretty sure that's code for fuck have you guys ever been in a situation where you planned on fucking a girl but she didn't want the dick?

>>10520240
lol

>>10520255
Depends on the girl, get tipsy, have a movie ready and either make your move and play it slow or get straight to fucking.

>>10520255
just get your junk out, if she wants it she wants it, if not she might just give it anyway

>>10520288
some help you are... you just listed every possible combo

>>10520255
yeah you raep her anyway

>>10520302
Well you usually have to judge the girl on the day. Some will just strain up want to fuck but others think that by doing the dance of a movie and fooling around it somehow makes them less of a slut in their mind so the ensuring sex is more acceptable to then.

>>10520255
You need to do the “naked man” from how I met your mother. I have a 100% success rate doing this with tinder sluts

>>10520317
>Ok rape you next week

>>10520336
only do the rape if btc crashes before she gets there

>>10520240

>>10520329
The founder of that move only had a 2/3 success rate. Too risky m8

>>10519988
YO SHE KNEW THAT IT WAS CRYPTO IZ YO GIRL

>>10520357
Beta

>>10520343
Wtf is that second line anon get your shit together

Thank fren

>>10520401
You're welcome anon.

>>10520384
See
>>10520401
And now suck my dick faggot beta

>>10520417
You opened with ‘I want to marry u’ calling me a beta kek

>>10520443
>openly stating one's desires is beta

>>10520417
Also that girl is fugly as hell

>>10520417
Kek
>>10520443
He did get the # anon, ur turn

>>10520450
I’ve opened with “Can I eat your asshole” so yeah it can work
>giving commitment before sex
Never gonna make it

>>10520417
>>10520073
Dude how do you have so many matches? Where do you live? how long have you been on tinder?

>>10519840
Tf, how do you get girls to swipe on you. I only get bots.

>>10520469
hes larping

>>10520469
I wrote a script that swipes right on everything

>>10520488
is not possible. how... do you look like a chad anon?

>>10520504
if you live in a metro area and have a decent profile its pretty average if you liberally right swipe

>>10520488
>>10520462
>>10520417
Alright I’ll play

>>10520504
>>10520485
>>10520484
I bald and ugly. What's your excuse again faggot? Kill your elf

>>10520417
>>10520462

>>10520532

>>10520541
>hunter eyes
maybe the incels were right

>>10520540
Putting a question mark? Your fucking beta cuck fuck off back to r9k

>>10520562
? :)

>>10520094
Do tell

>>10520540
>>10520562
Home boi right again
Every message sud have at least 1 misspelling and or not punctuation

>>10520606
I’ve never had problems banging girls in person, although I’ve always been weak at texting I’ll try this out

Alpha fucks. Beta bucks.

>>10520627
Be short, maek them talk about themselves, misspell, bee direct, don’t respond at random times/ 4 days

Major keys

>>10520638
This makes me sad

> tfw only 69 matches in two weeks
> tfw only fucked 7 girls in the last month and only came inside 3

Feels bad to be a beta male bros. Should I just KMS?

>>10520662
Ok ill try it out, thanks boss

>>10520255

Buy wine (both red and white you never know which she'll like). Be fucking calm and chill for the first hour. You still have to get to know her. Order her favourite food. Eventually put on the movie and sit close to her, you'll know what's good from there.

>>10520671
you should probably larp less at least

>>10520562
Kys you balding subhuman

>>10520681
Critical to also mention that ur text style needs to jive with ur irl style with grils u kno
If they r randos then it works because it is novel/ interesting

This works with me effectively bcuz I’m a mysterious alienated weirdo

Go forth and maek me proud kunt

>>10520725
Noted, we’re all gonna make it

help me bros...it's been a month...I live by Chicago so im not in middle of no where...send pussy

>>10520671
How mich money do you have to be cumming in people like that?

>>10520792
Listen to advice in this thread your openers arent good and youre matched with fuking landwhales

>>10520802
They’re 6-7s, and moneys the least important thing when a girls deciding to fuck yoy

>>10520401
Nigger you must be a beautiful man

>that bio

Why do they have to insert politics everywhere?

>>10520916
>DAE hate Blumpf?
I don't like the guy either but the way people have been acting since 2015 has been insane.

>>10520763
I met zyzz at stereosonic. Dude was much smaller irl, so was his brother.

Ecks dee

>>10521001
Inform her she has no rights and should be stoned to death

>>10520916
>i swipe right if you look like a man

>>10521001
Say that Jesus is one of Allah's most exalted prophets and that she's going to burn in Jahannam for her blasphemy.

>>10520916
Brainwashed by jew media

>>10521001
Demand that she fulfill gods wish of being fruitful by bearing 4 of ur future champions

>>10520638
this is why i don't use tinder. reminded that I am a piece of shit.

>>10520668
i feel you anon.

>>10520541
OH NO NO NO
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
*breathes*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHA NONONO AHAHAHAHAHAH- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAHA

>>10520007
*blocks your path and pumps ripple*

>>10521276
Kek

>>10521276
Hahahaha fuck off, he's got that Jason Statham going on.

>>10520469
Probs uses a massive radius (like 2000 miles or some shit)

>>10520638
Alphas don't buy tinder gold baka.

>>10521419
Yes we do. Infinite sex is worth 15 bucks a month.

>>10521432
This plus how else you supposed to line up Russian thots to visit in your next trip to Moscow

>>10521419
>>10521432
Plus saves time swiping left on endless ugly nigress thots

>>10520134
>Tron
Not gonna' make it

>>10519988
Bullish signal

>"you looking for a bull or a bear?"

>>10521477
Checked. Also this. Gotta be prepared in advance when visiting foreign countries.

>>10520638
You must look Chad as fuck

>>10520134
why the fck would you swipe on ghetto chupacabras lmao

>>10520176
>*sniff*
>her: what? haha
>sorry that was my dog

You're all morons if you swipe right in everything. Tinder's algorithm will literally fill your queue with roasties that no one swipes right on because it can tell how "swipe-happy" you are. However, if you frequently swipe left. The algorithm will want you to swipe right to exhaust your likes, so it puts the roasties that everyone swipes right on in your queue. Up until the point where you run out of like, that is when the algorithm has won and you need to pay for more likes.
The aim is to have customers that pay for the service, not incels that swipe right on everything using it for free.

>>10520763
I'd rather be an eternal virgin than look like this guy

>>10523116
Don't worry, you will be.

>>10523136
Anon please
I had a girlfriend once that I kissed, does that count?

>>10520709
>you'll know what's good from there
are you seriously expecting someone asking for social advice on biz to not be on the spectrum?

>>10520227
Based dabposter

>>10520638
I uninstalled tinder (and deleted my account) sometimes because there is just too many. And the autist I can be sometimes, I want to have it at least a bit organized (and not have all these unopened matches/messages).
Once bought gold and was curious how many matches I would get with the boost thing you get (1 for free) when you buy tinder gold. So during the 15 minutes I infintely swiped right, my phone kept getting notifications about new matches for a few days straight. Had like 400 matches from that alone (many uglies though)

I did notice how much easier you get matches if you have boost on, even when I get easily matches anyway. It puts you in front of the line for everyone that opens tinder (or has opened tinder) at that time you have boost on. Would recommend to try out sometime for some of you guys here.

The matches I got here are not with boost though. And I'm not sure how well boost would work in rural areas.

>>10520638
Tinder Gold Master Race

>>10523480
Boosts are alright but I’d never pay for them personally. Tinder for me is more of a meme, I’ll let the girls message first and if I match someone that actually interests me I’ll toss a few messages over and grab her number. Overall it’s a cesspool of validation, learning to approach in person is much more powerful.

>>10523501
It’s useful for travelling that’s primarily why I have it. Plus the cost doesn’t really matter to me.

>>10519895
I'm a classified schizophrenic and still get matches

>>10520328
2 0 1 8
0
1
8

>>10523480
Tinder is unironically pay-to-win. Not even kidding

>>10520792
Some of us are ugly anon. aLAo what the fuck kind of name is brault?

>>10520792
Top Brault

Tinder is a scam, only got 7 matches. Am I THAT ugly? Fuck.. my self confidence decreaesed since I have tinder, those hoes only going for the fuckboys and not for the supreme gentlemens

>>10520095
That's not a message from her

>>10519988
SHORT SIGNAL WE ARE GOING TO 3k SCREENCAP THIS

>>10523209
no jewposting pls

>>10519818
>tinder has literally anything to do with incels or /pol/fags

>>10519895
>shirtless picture first
>300 matches in first month
Glad I cashed out in December and used some of it to start /fraud/ing

these arent even funny

>>10525167
Lol, you're not that ugly, you just have a creepy laugh. The last picture is bretty gud.

t. 2500+ matches and guaranteed match on the first 10 swipes everytime.

P.s. kankernederlander.

>>10525167
large buccal corridor in your smile makes you look creepy

>>10520541
holy fuck you look exactly like I do except I am only 22 and going bald already

Do any of you high match chads work in face to face sales? You would have a huge advantage. Also what are your test levels?

Just watched a film about George Lazenby and it's hitting me hard how important looks are. Tfw crypto millionaire but it doesn't matter.

>>10525167
delete that second photo

>>10525954
I worked retail for a while one summer and generally did at least as well as all the people who were more experienced and doing it full time. Sales is brainlet territory though I want to work a STEMfag job for 40 hours a week and spend another 40 hours a week on crytpo, daytrading, real estate and starting my own tech company.
Test levels were above range last time I got them tested, I imagine they're around 3000ng/dl (roidfag though, they were something like 860ng/dl natty)

>>10525167
Pics 2, 3 and 5 are bad imho. Sometimes less is more

>>10526465
Thanks for the info. More data for my mental model of the world.

Retail sales is is small fry compared to what else you can sell. You could sell for a STEM company for example, taking prospects out to lunch, explaining why your shit is the best, all while having a face that gives you double the chance of success.

When you say /fraud/ do you mean roids? Traditionally on biz it's meant identity theft and cc fraud.