/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10509888
Hold up your excited to get $11/hour?

>>10509888
?????? stay poor

>>10509888
Nice digits lad
make that money.

OP post gave me cancer

>>10509888
grats dude!

>>10509888
Gratz senpai!
Thats the first step.

Remember, the hardest step is the first million.

>>10509900
money is money guys.
only guys who never did jack shit in life and got everything on a silver platter can make fun of op.
yes if he was cleaning shit it was probably not worth it, but its tutoring, something which requires barely any effort.

guys, i literally just wanna tell you: start your own service, any service, find something you have a skill in, literally you could be an expert if you just know that much more than the average layman, teach facebook browsing and facetiming to boomers, camp out for illegals and teach them english, teach crypto / stock trading to dumbfucks, create social media accounts with professional logos ads and shit, create an event, rent out some conference or meeting room at some virtual office or something and get people's money, $5, $10 or whatever isn't much, but if multiple people are giving you those $5's then you can reach 500, and so on and so on. Whatever it is guys do it even if you fail at least you can say you tried, and even if you just get 1 sale it's better than nothing

if i can do it in some 3rd world shithole where literally nobody has money then you sure as hell can in a place that does

skills pay bills
>>10509900
yeah, long story short i'm a white kid / american born abroad in a 3rd word shithole but i live in an ivory tower, and so $100 is literally someone's entire monthly wage here, with that kind of money i could get a harem of hookers liquor and hookahs plus a night in a nightclub, among other things

of course i'm not gonna do any of that shit apart from maybe get a $10 bottle of vodka as celebration because i have a bank account but you could if you wanted to
>>10509909
hahaha ok
>>10509938
hahaha thanks anon, the trips of truth
>>10509998
hahah i love you too cringe culture teen anon, keep doing your thing
>>10510005
thanks anon i'm super hyped my heart's racing, i literally thought i wouldnt've even got 1 contact
>>10510044
thanks, i'm not really aiming for million though desu, i've already seen what happens when you're there

my main goal is to keep everything passive and make money while i sleep, because what's the point of making money if you're always busy making money right?

i want to keep everything at max 6 figures

>>10510083
You're thinking small, fren, and thats you limiting yourself.
No one became a millionaire by thinking "i would hate to be a millionaire". You can bet your balls that every millionaire got there by thinking "am sell chairs, or cars, or people or ANYTHING! I want my fucking millions, fuck!".
Dont fall for the memes, no one can have too much money, and no one hates the freedom it brings. You can basically become a rich weeb whi travels across asia every couple of months. And that will only happen if you decide to make it happen.

6 figures is small fries, you want them millions and dont tell yourself anything else.

>>10510083
>if i can do it in some 3rd world shithole where literally nobody has money

Where is that and why would they hire a non-native speaker anyway (even if it's a shithole).
Or you are from the states?

>start your own service, any service, find something you have a skill in

I kind of did that, but now the gig is over and i'm really lost, because i didn't have any backup plan.
Also where I live the state will tax the shit out of you even if you make a couple of hundred bucks a month.

>>10509888
Hold up, you actually have to WORK for $100? Fuck that lmao, it makes it even worse that you have to socialize with some dickweed

>>10509888
unironically worse than kneepads

>>10510052
So OP gets paid $22 for 2 hours work, he still has to travel there, lets say 30 min, so in reality OP gets $22 for 3 hours work. OP then comes on /biz/ & shouts about it.....I would say that he has gotten off lightly.

>>10510083
Dude OP happy to hear your happy, congrats.

I charge £30/hr for my tutoring sessions and often do them over Skype in my underwear and a shirt but I guess you've got to start somewhere.

>>10509888
cool so you just got your first summer job

get the fuck out and lurk more underage, I work 30 hours every weekend as a first aid instructor, you don't see me posting threads about it

>>10510083
>yeah, long story short i'm a white kid / american born abroad in a 3rd word shithole
ah I get it now OP. Good for you. Do you ever want to return back to US?

>>10510145
i guess, if i can get it i'll take it but i personally prefer 6 figures, we used to be ex-multi millionaires until everything went to shit and it was ok but it's not the life i'd like to lead, it's too isolating and it fucks your shit up

$350,000 a year after taxes is as far as i personally would be comfortable with going
>>10510175
>Where is that
not telling specifically but in a majority muslim / arabic speaking shithole
>why would they hire a non-native speaker anyway (even if it's a shithole).
because i'm a native speaker
>are from the states?
yeah i was just born here for the citizenship and so i could abuse weak - inexistent tax laws and currency domination
>I kind of did that, but now the gig is over and i'm really lost, because i didn't have any backup plan.
sucks man, start another one

what was it? how much did you make (if any)?

when i originally started the service, which was literally fucking yesterday, i did it out of sheer boredom and didn't even expect anyone would contact me let alone actually book my services, i'm thinking that i might end up like you, or that after this one client it's over but...idk...even if i do and it does, at least i did something and have some money in the bank
>where I live the state will tax the shit out of you even if you make a couple of hundred bucks a month.
lol are you in commiefornia?

have registered an LLC and operated under that? are you filing the taxes on your income you made properly (as self-employed)?

where i live, i pay 0 taxes, partly because everyone is *literally* (no joke) a subhuman low iq moron, partly because it's so fucking corrupt i could just bribe my way out of any conflict, and partly because i'm a white foreigner god and nobody would dare question me because they're afraid of the embassy and bad tourism rep
>>10510192
lol i love you too passive income / cryptoshillwhatever anon

my goal is to make money in my sleep like you, gonna try e-commerce with some blackhat tricks

>>10509888
What's that, like £7 an hour? Lmao, poorfag

>>10510387

>what was it?

Unironically selling gold in MMOs. Ever heard this "monetize your hobby" meme? I've heard it frequently enough, so few years ago i actually tried it myself. Didn't make much though, low 4 digits was my best, i know people who were buying real estate doing this shit. But i also live in a EU shithole, so it was enough to keep me afloat. Before that i was making about the same money working a full-time job.

>lol are you in commiefornia? have registered an LLC and operated under that?

No, it's in the EU. The thing is that i could do my gig while staying under radar. But if i do something else i probably have to register as a self-employed (and get raped by the state revenue service). The tax man is getting more and more hungry (because Daddy Trump ordered our """"government""" to increase our defense spending lol). Just got another tax hike earlier this year, fuck it all.
I was thinking about translation jobs, but there's a huge competition.

>>10510289
nice, what subject?

i was thinking of going online and advertising internationally in local country's facebook groups, not sure where i'd find clients for english though lol, give that they would have to pay me via paypal or something....maybe i could get them to do western union? should i just try anyway? like thailand, the UAE etc?

what do you think?
>>10510309
>cool so you just got your first summer job
not a job, i don't work for anyone
>get the fuck out and lurk more underage, I work 30 hours every weekend as a first aid instructor, you don't see me posting threads about it
except you work for someone and i don't, can you actually read the OP please?
>>10510313
>ah I get it now OP. Good for you. Do you ever want to return back to US?
thanks, yeah i'm gonna go live with my godfather in florida in a few months, a friend is gonna send me over a loan soon so i can get the ticket once my bank account activates in around 8 days, but now that i might be getting more clients, might just cancel out getting anything from him all together

thinking of whether or not i should focus on all the business ideas i have or go to college, or maybe a trade as a safety net...might just do both, might just do all of them, don't know guess i'll decide when i get there and look at all my income streams

i don't wanna live in florida forever though, pretty shitty state, maybe tampa, but eh still, my genes aren't made for hot weather i like the cold and snow, might go to fargo, saw the living costs were insanely low, market and (legally) fraud my way into getting a nice 50k after taxes a year middle management job and be max /comfy/

statistics show everyone's moving out to idaho though which is weird, i don't wanna get near any commifornians though

what do you think?

>>10509888
>$117.75 FOR 10 HOURS

>>10510083
Passive income is not doing the work yourself. Are you confused? How can you teach someone english, passively? You would need to hire teachers for this to be a passive income for you.

>>10510644

>tfw i can only dream about earning $11.77/hr

>>10510425
poorfag over there, literal god-tier over here

just to give you an idea of what literally just that one client's money can get me over here:
>taxi from house to a high-class 5 star hotel seaview restaurant
>3 course meal, as many drinks as i want
>taxi from high-class 5 star seaview hotel to (another seaview) elevated shisha lounge and bar
>frozen ice glass fresh fruit tobacco hookah with vodka in the bowl, coconut coal and ice-stick filter pipe
>literally as many drinks as i want
>taxi from shisha lounge to liquor store
>as many bottles of liquor and beer as i want
>walk over to kiosk
>all the drink syrups, and whatnot i need to make whatever cocktails i want + snacks
>taxi from liquor store to house
>call cool dad on the way and tell him to take everyone out and fuck off for a few hours cuz i need the house to "throw a party" or something
>highclass young escort for an hour and a half
>swim in my private pool and beach in my private gated compound with her as we sip on cocktails and whatnot on the edges, dry off, take a shower together, foreplay, go to my room and fuck

doesn't sound so poor to me anon, maybe you should come over here, you sound very bitter ;)
>>10510679
>Passive income is not doing the work yourself.
yes
>Are you confused?
I don't think I am, you sound like you are though
>How can you teach someone english, passively?
you don't, because i wasn't referring to teaching / tutoring

if you read my other replies and think about it, you'll see that my goal (meaning i have future plans to do something) is to earn passive income

were you just checking to see if i was literally braindead, or were you just not really paying attention / thinking or something?
>>10511062
are you a 3rd world shithole anon too?

>>10509888
minimum wage where i live is 2.5 eur / hour
if i was op id be happy

>>10511556
yeah, i understand that 3rd world shithole feel anon

there is no minimum wage where i'm at, but the lowest i've seen someone get paid converted to your currency is 0.25 eur / hr, most jobs fall around 0.35-0.40 eur /hr though (that includes low level white collar ones which require bachelors degrees), middle management jobs go between 0.85-0.90 eur / hr (requres bachelors and 2-3 years minimum experience), high level white collar management is 1.45 eur / hr (requires 4 year university degree 5 year minimum work experience), "prestige" jobs in international corporations go at 2.05-3 eur / hr and executives and board members at multinationals make between 3.60-7.86 eur / hr

so the fact that i'm making 10.07 eur an hour puts me at the absolute top of the social hierarchy, but either way literally just because of my foreign background and me being born abroad i'm already a god so yeah...i'm happy :3

i'm sure you already know it but it's just one of those things where you have to repeat it to get your point across but, no one is going to save you or do anything for you except yourself anon, if i can get people's money, at least once in a 3rd world shithole way worse and more run down than your 3rd world shithole, then you can do it too. Punch up and target the few that actually have any money, not the ones who don't because more often than not they feel isolated and withdrawn since they're floating above a cascade of fiery shit

and hey, if my thing fails then fuck it, at least i'll be able to get shitfaced and numb the pain for just that much longer, and if your thing fails then what have you lost? nothing, and if you just get 1 client and it fails then you'll be able to make yourself just that much more happier knowing at least you've accomplished something

when our time is economically worthless and we're at rock bottom, there's simply nothing to loose, there's no way to go wrong

maybe chad was right, maybe sometimes we just gotta do it bro