/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for buy HMNY

>CAT and NTDOY mooning

YESSSSSSSS

Peter Navarro better not fuck this up my portfolio can't take more tariffs

BUY ROAD

Who /increasingly nervous/ here?

>>10498152
Whats up

Pandora earnings today. Grab your popcorn.

>>10498159
There is literally nothing of interest in Alabama.
Why would bother building roads there?

>>10498127

True, there's a lot of people who just can't accept / deal with failure when they've "put in the time" and "tried their hardest". It's getting even worse nowadays where they don't even keep track of the score in kid's sports games.. Some school districts are even talking about getting rid of valedictorians and "graduating with honors" (cum laude, magna cum laude, etc) because it discourages the kids who didn't do as well in school.

>>10498165
more like increasingly excited, Im in tech and u seen what happend the other week. but one thing i learned from cicada 3301 is always be prepared to destroy all that you own

>tesla up

I want to buy Tesla puts SO bad but everything in me is telling me I'm gonna lose $450

First for Green Day

what does everybody else have on leverage right now

>>10498198
Rate hike cancelled, got a giant green dildo coming today and tomorrow.

>>10498204
FNGU and silver
Getting /Boosted/ today

>>10498204
I'm about $3k into margin on my stock account that has ~$36k in it so not much.

>>10498196
Don't. Look at the chart. You are not putting those puts in at a high price. If you did it over 310+ you can be semi-confident you made a decent choice. Under 300 is risky.

IT can still work. Do what you want. Just remember to buy on opportunity and the timing on that move isn't great relative to stock history.

>>10498204
TSLA calls at 340 strike

>>10498176
Alabama is ROAD's milk cow

ROAD will use this money to expand into other states, like Georgia, Florida, N & S Carolina.

The stock's catalyst will be their expansion narrative into these states

Today ROAD is bascially trading at its IPO price.

>>10498223
Eh you're right, I shoul'dve gotten in way earlier. I got $500 left rn and don't know what to put it into.

I was thinking of buying some MSFT

>>10498170
it hits $5 by tomorrow morning

>>10498228
how many? expiration?

Tomorrow night the roulette wheel spins for so much damn money

>>10498210
both food and bank stocks are going down, which indicates the market thinks rates are going up, and also it indicates the market think rates are going down

>watchlist is mostly green
>actual stocks I have are mostly red

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

>>10497975
Yeah but I assumed the author was presenting the loan sharks and predatory corporations as a natural consequence of capitalism.
>>10498069
Hopefully lol, the first season was stressful! I also saw all kinds of bizarre christian imagery in the series, like how Kaiji is constantly flanked by two characters who act as the good and bad thieves which where left and right of Christ during his crucifixion. The fat dude and dumb/innocent guy during the rock paper scissors arc, Sahara and the old man during the beam crossing arc, Pops and Ends during the Bog arc, it was wild.

>>10498270
1, exp this week. Gambling money, nothing serious

>>10498267
Well, it's just advice. The play could be right. You are just probably not getting good odds but can still be right. What do you think the low is thursday on bad ER? 275? When do you think buyers come back in?

I wonder how many think it can get to 220-250 price range off a bad ER but good guidance.

Am I gay for wanting to buy VIX calls?

>>10498304
Yes your going to get fucked

Short around midterms when dems start getting fucky with it

Time for an after-lunch pullback, S&P down to 2820-2817?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/apples-shaping-up-for-an-earnings-beat-and-that-will-push-it-to-1-trillion-strategist-says-2018-07-31

>>10498102
Secrets to boomers rigging the stock market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7G0OfJUON8

Understand how to navigate the boomer traps

has there ever been a worse generation in the history of the planet in any country than boomers? They might have destroyed the entire planet in like a 20 year period

Just czeching in on my fellow /biz/nessmen (and women)

I hope you arent investing in penny stocks or memes!

>>10498347
I have nothing against boomers in particular but old people should be gassed.
Logan's Run had the right idea, just the wrong cutoff age.

>>10498349
When the hippies were complaining about the 1% they weren't talking about your portfolio

>>10498347
>>10498361
respect your elders

>>10498347
SUCESS

BREEDS

JEALOUSY

>>10498349
cool. can we see your all chart?

>>10498347
Literally never in the 10,000+ year history of humanity. Maybe the generation in late Rome who devalued the Denarius, but the consequences of that were at least limited to Western Europe and didn't impact the environment on a global level.

I'm thinking of going to jellifin when they hit Android. They have the same delay issues as Robinhood but I'm not ready for the real traders yet and they have cash account which means easy day trading. I'm out of the game until mid October on Robin Hood, anyone got a good no commission place I can use? I couldn't help myself there was money to be made on twitter calls after their earnings report.

Fucking HMNY had a crazy day apparently, the fuck is going on with that stock? It hit $9 today and then dropped down to .50.

>>10498397
Death spasms would be my guess lol

>>10498377
Sadly my all chart reflects my poor decisions from trading memes. Ive seen the light and have only made money since i rebooted my portfolio though!

>>10498434
One of the most bizarre stocks i've ever witnessed. We all know they are going bankrupt, but the journey to get there is interesting at the very least.

>>10498438
So now you are going to fall for dividend meme? Just about every person has fallen for the dividend meme. This must be your first year trading.

>>10498438
Should've just kept rolling your options until you made it, at least you'd have something to shitpost about.
>firefox corrects 'shipost' to 'apostleship'
It is a sign.

>>10498434

LMAO

So when are we going to buy out hmny? I've got 12k to drop on this and it's worth 158k right now.

Nevermind RH terrible charting has HMNY all kinds of fucked up.

Remember to buy silver calls on August 31st!

I also thank grim for baking the bread

>>10498490
When it drops to 54k we can buy 50% of it between us!

>>10498378
the only people impacting the environment are the chinese. You could shut down every plant in the western world wouldn't make one bit of difference

>>10498349
Based dividend bro :3
Ignore growth faggots and keep following this strat

Just went green today, even ALT can't hold me down!

>>10498349
What about something like AMLP? Would this be something you'd put in the dividend meme-folio?

>>10498397
they put out a press release saying they are changing their business model and will attempt to run operations at a profit (lol about time)

stock spiked to like $2 through volatility halts and then tumbled back down to where it is now (-40% on the day)

>>10498520
Yes, and I wonder who created a culture of unsustainable manufacturing and consumption in Asia?

My predictions for the Apple Earnings
Apple is gonna fall buy 20 or so percent. With slumping watch and Mac sales, combined with a stagnant phone market I doubt apple will over perform.

Microsoft will see a boost, hitting 110 by friday. Google will also see a small bump, and with Fitbit trailing in the earnings on Aug 1, it'll see a bump up to 7 dollars a share.

STZ on discount
literally 80% or so of the mexican beer share

>>10498585
Do you do it for free?

Is there any hope of me breaking even on this?

I grabbed it on a whim friday.

>>10498558
underestimating ecosystem

>>10498597
doubtful with that expiration date...

>>10498102
What anime is that

>>10498555
Hmmm

>>10498611
its Kaiji

the most /biz/ anime ever

>>10498558
My prediction is that apple and Tesla announce their merger and it counters the slump.

>>10498585
nah i'll let it continue to drop

>>10498597
>Buying a call with less than a week on exp

Just play the lotto my man, quicker results so you can lose your money more efficiently

isnt Apple going to smash earnings and cruise past a trillion in mcap

>>10498637
Teslapple soon

>>10498637
My asshole will become sentient and lead a genocide against the Roma before Apple buys Telsa

>>10498667
More like Assla.

haha its gonna be a interesting as fuck afternoon

>>10498661
>Taking financial advice from headlines

Just get in line behind bad options anon, plenty of lotto tickets to go around

>>10498671
Tim Cook needs to nut up and spend his money on something. Apple is too boring right now to keep up their meme ability.

>>10498463
If making easy slowly compounding profit is a meme, I guess so!

>>10498472
I've never traded an option in my life.

>>10498546
Assuming their financials are sound and they can sustain themselves without lowering or dropping their dividends in the next few years, sure! I can't check because I'm on mobile

I wonder if big5 was able to dump his bags of HMNY this morning or if his ass got greedy and held too long.

>>10498667
Can you imagine the size of the Cheshire cat shit eating grin on Musk's face when he steps out to take over for Steve Jobs keynote speech?

>>10498706
you laugh about it now.

>>10498692
Options are if you know something will happen. Lime if there is a major % change after the earnings call one of the mid super cheap and goes up a few % after a few minutes so it's an easy way to make money. Sometime, like twitter, it keeps going down but that's because the change was drastic enough for the news so you know to buy puts. There is always a slight rally or did as people try to cash in/ out so if you buy into that, easy money.

>>10498692
The day of the rope is here, the fire rises
When the blood is in the streets, your yields won't save you from the carnage...
Long SNAP

>>10498692
It's basically a fund that holds a variety of energy based master limited partnerships. So you don't have to track when they run dry and just keep soaking up the dividends.

>>10498744

>>10498692
>If making easy slowly compounding profit is a meme, I guess so!
Is it your first year trading? Watch when whatever you are holding drops like a rock and all your gains get wiped out and you go back to break even.

>>10498743
Interesting, but risky. Maybe ill set aside some play money to mess with that some day.

>>10498744
That's why we must diversify in established companies that will almost certainly be around for 20+ years. Insulate your portfolio before it is too late!

>>10498744

>>10498786
>being this mad someone is invested in dividends

how much longer til these evil earning reports stop coming make them stop papa

>>10498786
I prefer to read financials and diversify, thanks!

>>10498692
Here I thought you were some rehab'd Degenerate Anonymous, but you're just a literal 30yo boomer.
Sad! Boring!

>>10498706
Won't take over apple. His plan was always to hit Model 3 numbers before leaving and even then he stays as head of product development or something.

If they do a deal he will stay on to head up new products and let Apple deal with all the other stuff or something similar. If model 3 gets into steady development there isn't much more risky plays for tesla afterwards. So his attention would go to other things.

>>10498826
30 year olds cant be boomers! Im 24 too for your information

>>10498814
>>10498807
Not mad, just funny to see newbs think they found the secret to dividend investing. The sad part by the time you learn you will be about 6 months into your "dividend investing" and will be at break even. By then you wasted 6 months stuck on an idea that just about every new trader has thought of and thought it was fucking magic. lol

>>10498793
Risky is an understatement I watched my twitter calls drop 2k right after I sold for a 400 profit. It's about timing. Probably best to use a real broker and a cash account.

>>10498843
Uh my hero Cramer, Allah bless, says that you should take risks when you're young and investing.
Seriously, just drop your boomer divs and all in SNAP

>>10498844
I agree short term they're trash but long term with a solid company they're not bad if you want to be lazy. Dominion energy is on the cheap right now. Or were, and they're not going to collapse any time soon.

>>10498843
>24
>not all in on hard technology
holy fuck

>>10498869
Dominion the Virginia company? I inherted 26k from my aunt invested in them, shit was great. that stock is the reason Im here right now
I called my broker one day and said to that feller, Hey i want to take this capital and turn it into income, and he offerd me 20 bucks a week

now im here making 2-10+% gains a day

>>10498869
>Dominion energy is on the cheap right now
funny.. i called DM in here under 14 and only that responded was calculated gamble.. lol

if you want a big divi payer check out WHZT but be out before 2020

>>10498899
10% a day you say :^)

>>10498928
only 2.3% today so far sir!

Time to buy netflix!! Looks like bear market died, should expect growth .. don't listen to the news FUD

>>10498928
>tfw searching the thought vector space

>>10498939
Just an inside joak fren. I'm actually happy for you!

>>10498945
>FNGU
10% any moment now

I wonder how long it'll stay in between my shitty memelines.

You guys hoping on the CEI spaceship?

>>10498951
If a guy can hit 84 IQ without 90% of his brain what can a person trying his hardest hit even if he started average?

>>10498981
>tfw trying to understand this comment

>>10498973
isn't CEI about to r/s or delist this week?

>>10499002
There was someone with most of his brain fucked up that was only dumb and slow.

>>10498981
do wot
we aint be no rocket science man now, so this be the stockmarket it easier than u need know.

>>10498981
Based on this comment, i'm going to assume your skin pigment is of the darkest nature possible.

>>10499031
84 isn't slow or dumb, retard is 80 IQ even if the government puts it at 60. It puts him as smarter then half the black in the USA last time we had a racial IQ study. He's smart enough to be of use in the army. He works for the French government. He was a normal guy. So if 10% can do that what if we could use the rest, or Pepe actually put effort into learning.im sure he struggled as a kid but what if we made all kids struggle like that? How far can we go? 120 as the norm?

>>10499022
There's news of a merger.

>>10498981
>>10499002
Okay, I think I get it. There has to have been a guy who had 90% of his brain destroyed, like that guy who had a railroad spike driven through his head but survived. This hypothetical guy had only 10% of his brain remaining, but he tested as having an 84 IQ. I on the other hand, have my whole brain, only mildly damaged by alcohol and psychedelic drugs. That means that even supposing I'm of average intelligence (I'm not, my test scores indicate I'm of somewhat above average IQ), if I try really hard I can be at least 90% higher due to having my whole brain. This means if someone tries really hard, they can actually be 800+ IQ, since they have their whole brain. I just haven't been trying hard enough so far in my life, that's why I make stupid decisions.

>>10499067
Im part of the Turk's that raped so many whites we pass like Jew's.

>>10499089
Bought $9 worth nice work Anon

>>10499097
>800 IQ

>>10499097
No he was born with 90% of his brain as water and he managed to be useful to society so anyone under 90 has no excuses. Literal retarded people were born better then him.

>>10499089
what merger? last i remember they sold a bunch of their liabilities for assets.. they also had till the first week of august to comply with listing standards.. tomorrow is first week of august...

>>10498966
kek, not very long

The best thing about memelines is that you can just re-draw them again to fit what actually happened if you mess them up the first time :^)

>>10499089

Should have said rumor. Still good news.

>>10499136

WTF! WHY IS IT DROPPING!!! ALL MY GAINS IS GONE NIGGA LIKE GONE GONE!

>>10499129

>>10499149
I need to get myself a bandage tears mug.

>>10499133
Stop asking questions. Support obv .30 and it's the first green day after days of red.

Who let out the loons again?

>>10499097
the man your speaking about had the front of his brain destroyed, the part that deals with behavior, learning, personality, and fine movement
your IQ is mainly how fast you figure out the situation; but a man with high iq won't know how to set up nuclear reactors of course, he'd just learn quicker (provided he was properly engaged to learn)
if you were using 100% of your brain you'd have a fucking seizure, what the fuck point are you trying to reach here

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-31/nomura-has-very-bad-feeling-about-tomorrows-market-heres-why

Tomorrow, August 1st, the Federal Reserve is contracting their balance sheet by over $20B USD. The last time they did this was right before the January flash crash. It looks like another one will hit us at the end of this trading week.

Buy SQQQ

>>10499186
>Zerohedge

I mean I love doomporn as much as the next guy but if I'd listened to them then I would've pulled all my money out of the market years ago and missed out on tons of gains.

>>10499186
actually allegedly spose to hit tomorrow.

>>10499211

Do you have an argument against the contents of their findings or are you going to meme?

>>10499186
they will predict it this time

since it's theoretically impossible they don't predict it due to a continuous array of predictions.

Something tells me I can go to 2015, 2016, 2017 and see the same articles

>>10499170
>Stop asking questions. Support obv .30 and it's the first green day after days of red.
ok. Can you put on a trip so I can follow you on all your moon missions?

>>10499243
>>10499186
kill yourself bearfaggot

>>10499231
We are definitely inching closer and closer to the debt catching up with the market. Nobody knows exactly when it is going to happen, there will definitely be a recession within the next year or two. If the tariffs are upheld, it's fucking guaranteed.

>>10499273
I don't understand how Japan's economy / government even functions with their current debt-to-GDP ratio

I think I know why it's going down. I just found out cross thread related >>10498433

I think we should have a moment of silence.

>>10499273
>mfw the feds raise rates and crashes an overvalued, over leveraged market causing a massive withdrawl from ETFs which burn the indexes hard causing even more carnage

>>10499273
Depends on growth. Debt as fuel works. The problem is when you bought 10 tractors on debt and all the sudden have no use.

Social media might be fucked. Lots of things still have potential that hasn't been derailed yet that could go on for 3+ years easily.

>>10499253
The Fed wasn't going into QT back then so that's unlikely. They were still racking up assets and driving up the market.
>>10499268
kek RIP enjoy the ride down

>>10499296
Seems like a pervect opportunity to buy the dip.

>>10498433
>>10499295
She said she would have someone post a picture of her corpse if she died
No corpse, no death

>>10499273
No im litterly telling you, the big sell off is happening tomorrow.

>>10499312
tomorrow is green

>>10499301
I think social media has met saturation. Facebook isnt gonna get any bigger through Facebook itself (growth in Insta is interesting though) and Twitter is still having issues monitizing even though the fucking president of the most powerful country on earth shit posts there 20+ times a day

>>10499312

How do you know this? plz respond

>>10499312
You mean "The Big One"?

daily reminder that bearfags are mentally disabled

Shout out to CEI Anon, already making sick gains

>>10499338

>prepping the bull this hard

>>10499301
>>10499312
UVXY is actually a long term hold at this point. Trump is going to run up the stock market on debt until the end of his term and then the market is going to tank with no survivors. He hasn't reduced the size of government, and has increased spending. Make money while you can but don't get too greedy.

>>10499347
the spread on my contracts are so fucking wide I can't get any buyers to meet me in the middle
fucking kill me I don't have time for this

>>10499335
dunno if its the big one but itll wipe alot of average joes portfolios

>>10499290
The nip debt would be a real problem if it was labeled in other currency than JPY...
But Nihon land does have its debts in JPY, of which it can print at will
Besides, most of the debts are held by the native people themselves

The only people who might get screwed over are the jap themselves. But they votrd for their retards at the guberment, too fucking bad for them

>>10499308
>>10499295
We joke, but one day she won't post here. At first nobody will notice, people will think she's undergoing surgery or just sleeping if anyone notices at all. Then a second day will pass, people will start to notice. A couple of posts will ask, "wheres RKG?" "Haven't seen her around today". A third day will dawn, still no posts from her. Someone might imitate her (probably scoops), but we'll know its an imposter. Then, a massive crash will affect the S&P, her bearish positions vindicated at last. That's how we'll know she's gone.

>>10499370
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-prophet-of-doom-predicts-stock-market-will-plunge-more-than-50-2018-07-30
He was off by around 10% last time, so maybe a 40% drop?

>>10499347
You're welcome. I'm holding overnight too. Something is up.

>>10499375
>But they votrd for their retards at the guberment, too fucking bad for them

Eh, Democracy is bullshit anyways, there's never a good choice to vote for on the final ballot.

>>10499097
I like this DD. All in iQIYI. $84 EOY. Screenshot this.

>>10498843
Boomers are in their 70s by now. Gen X is in their 50s at this point. And the oldest millenials are 32.

>>10499381
Pic related is her last post
sad

>>10499381
you's going to make this tired bull cry...

>>10499401
Sure, the oldest boomers are in their 70's but that generation goes all the way to the early 1960's, so the youngest boomers are still in their 50's.

>>10499381

>>10499381
We will know when kneepad dies because the S&P will drop 1000 points that day. Kneepad's portfolio will still be open because she will die unexpectedly. Her portfolio post mortem will be worth millions because of open SPY puts.

>>10499381
if she leaves who will i chastise for making bad choices
my rage sustains me god damn it she better not leave

WHY WON'T SPY FUCKING DIE TODAY

Not bad

>>10499469
Why would it? Aside from the 1st hour it's been in a pretty solid uptrend all day. It's had a pullback from the high of the day but I think it's ready to make another pop soon now.

POWER HOUR
PAMP IT

>>10499487
What price are we holding for Anon?

>>10499614

I'm up $150. Honestly I don't know but I'm holding over night.

>>10499469
Aug 10 $282P, time to buy

>>10499628
I'm going to keep my long open tonight too, pray for KG and hope for a visit to my porfolio from the gains fairy.

THEME SONG FOR AFTER HOURS TODAY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_0BNAUiHA

sour hour is upon us, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>10499749
Sour like the meat on RKG's dessicated carcass.

>>10499824
As sour as the words based Anon uses to describe RKG.

>>10499824
Has she posted today at all? I was late to /smg/ today and a lot of RKG is dead posts have been discovered

>>10499853
she posted that she closed her long positions and put the money into BTC

>>10499874

Based HABT
Going up 3%

Tomorrow is judgment day bros

>>10498196
Hoyl fuck, I just bought Tesla for 6k. CMON! 3 SCOOPS!

>>10499698
>Operation Flashpoint
So many hours have been spent on this epic game...

How about ANFI today?
Down 10% right now

im long NDX 10x leverage right now as of this mornings opening, is this shit ganna moon again tomorrow or do I close in 40 minutes

>>10500031
we're gonna be mooning all week
hodl

I also think the DF (Dean Foods) is cheap, as well as FL (Foot Locker) hj

I am long BP, RDS, MU, T, CVX

guys I have a bad feeling about this

>CEI

Goddamn this thing is popping.

>>10500086
whats cons disc

so what your saying is buy dividend yielding utility/power companies, and buy FAANG, and forget the rest of the garbage?

>>10499874
She sounded so disgusted with herself when posting that like something inside her finally broke.

>dat AMD dropoff
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/amd-stock-price-3rd-largest-investor-mubadala-sells-427-million-stake-2018-7-1027417981
Does it have to do with this? Will AMD recover?

>>10500132
yes, and I think so. Threadripper 2 is coming this fall and it's looking to be real good.

>>10498347
boomers are the worst for not wanting to reform social security and medicare. boomers are going to die in the street for not cutting government spending. The government spending needs very serious repairs.

>>10500115
no

it's saying all gains in the market for the first half of this year have been in five normie memestocks

two of which have already crashed and one more is posting earnings tonight

Man, been researching for 2 weeks atfer a stock I owned got bought out trying to find someplace to put this stupid pile of fucking csh

There are no good opportunities. Everything is fucked, way overpriced. Even bonds are fucked. Even bond ETFs are fucked! Even insurance companies, commodities, banks, blue chips, biotech, everything is fucked, nothing worth buying. I'm crawling in my skin...

>>10500193
ALT my man. Buy low (now), sell high (1-2 weeks from now). Double your money EZPZ

>>10500168
I'm still thinking about holding AMD. Their earnings for Q3 and Q4 are bound to be better than Q2. Wonder why that firm didn't sell their stock when AMD was hitting $20.

>>10500193
buy high sell higher faggot

>>10500190
>tfw fell for the social security is unsustainable meme
>realized republicans never allowed for the program to accrue interest
>see norwegian pension fund (worth ~$195,000 per every citizen)

god the absolute state of americans

>>10500223
FFS if I could take the 14% per year of my paycheck that goes into social security and invest it on my own then I'd end up getting so much more out of it than I'll ever receive in Social Security benefit.

>>10500212
They are doing a reverse split. As soon as it splits it will get shorted to hell and plummet another 20%. ALT is easily the worst investment right now second to HMNY.
>>10500223
Still in denial that socialism isn't terrible Europoor?

>>10500253
you'd piss it all away on memestocks and cryptoscams and you know it

What's the chance IQ will moon after the earnings report?

>>10500282
I'd treat it like a 2nd 401k and invest in indexes like you're supposed to with your retirement savings.

>>10500259
Show me the filing where they have detailed this r/s. Can't? FAKE NEWS.

Nope, none out there you were fudded. Probably lost money on HMNY too. SAD.

>>10500291
Looks like a decent investment, so its gonna plummit no matter what hte earnings report is.

is CHK a buy before earnings tomorrow morning?

>>10500315

>>10500215
>>10500212
I swear to god, I'm this close to selling all my stock, putting it all into QQQ with a -1% trailing stop loss sell order.

You boys ready for this shit?

>>10500223
social security is a meme because you get dogshit returns from it and you depend on a working population. social security is not looking good when the debt is increasing and your fertility rate is decreasing.

>>10500343
That's a notice for a VOTE. Are you always this stupid or did daddy hit you on the head before raping you today?

>>10500346
lol that FUD

Still holding gainz

No sign of stopping

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10500378
>Typical /smg/ poster chart

>>10500378
O shit wrong pic

>>10500372
It's all going to pass, continue to hold your bags though because they are getting heavier each day. Just don't be a massive faggot trying to pull other anons into your shit vortex big5. You're a failure as an investor.

>>10500372
>>10500387
hey dude; what's up? drop the trip finally?

>>10500253
I would literally spend 14% of my income on hard drugs if they stopped taxing me.

>>10500282
Chainlink isn't a scam. Based Anon and Long Dici Sergey told me so.

>>10500378

>>10500343
THis is some greek shipping level shit.

>>10500331
Dunno. Thinking about doing a straddle

RAHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HJKHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10500402
I'm an independent contractor so I pay 15.3% out of my paycheck towards social security & medicare, plus an additional 20%-30% I hold back to cover income taxes. Luckily I live in a state with no income taxes at least.

>>10500390
>>10500378
Dividend bro proven to be as bad as me
Slow and steady, am I right guys?

>>10500405
Despair Anon is CUTE! CUTE LIKE KAIJI KUN!

>>10500291
could get ugly if earnings don't meet the markets high expectations. also net loss is too big and people are finding ways not to pay for vip. if you claim to be the next Netflix you better have the most amazing earnings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDdkiHKtnIg

>>10500427
yes?

>>10500451
BRACE YOURSELF

Goodbye buddy, I'll miss you. You were a good friend.

>>10500444
Correction, i WAS following bad strategies.

Since i switched to bluechips and dividend stocks a little over a week ago ive been green. These are my first steps to wealth and early retirement. I just want to share with my friends here!

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac looking like good buys. Anybody else taking the 2006-2007 approach??!!

>U.S., CHINA TRADE TALKS ARE SAID TO SHOW LITTLE PROGRESS: WSJ

Here comes the big red dildo before the close.

>>10500444
All of you namefags and tripfags are terrible traders, but you're the worse because you tried to set up a Ponzi scheme with your "official" /smg/ hedge fund

>>10500484
>a whole week
Nice

I flipped my CEI and now I need a new penny stock to gamble $11 on. What is it SMG???

What an odd day.

Tbh I'm going to just sell all my index ETFs and buy more of my meme stocks, at least then when I'm red I'll know it's because I'm retarded, and not because of the whim of some impersonal "market".

>>10500494
Hehehe, based sunrun frog poster.
Everyone got their money back, except the anon who let me keep it :)))))))))

>>10500493
Xing Xhao Xaio is too strong for the Cheeto Man. He may need to fuse with Obummer.

>>10500494
The /smg/ hedge fund was just a hope that comfy was the "rain man" type of autist that could make us all rich, unfortunately his autism is more in the realm for CWC. That's why it didn't work out.

Pandora and Apple puts already rising in value

Here we go lads

>>10500510

KEK I'm still holding CEI

>>10500531
I resent that, in no way am I as bad as CWC!!!
Also if Harblong Cassidy is here, I purchased LTBR with my sick dollar gains from CEI

>>10500558
Pandora earnings after hours. Prepare you anuses.

>>10500086
Yeah it's a horrible sign that the most ambitious and future orientated companies are winning while campbells soup is flat. Crazy.

Wish me luck lads

>>10498786
>>10498826
Third year trading, boomerfolio (90% World & Emerging Markets ETFs) going strong!

>>10500132
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/amd-stock-price-3rd-largest-investor-mubadala-sells-427-million-stake-2018-7-1027417981

AMD went up too much. IT's not a big deal. $20 was too high in the short term for the market. I sold some too at that level. The thing is it will eventually be back up to that level. Just people outsmarting the market and selling high.

>>10500588
what's your target price?

>>10500505
Hey we all have to start somewhere, why not team up and make /biz/ a better place for all investment strategies!

>>10500609

$9

AHHHHHHH THE AAPL SUSPENSE I CANT TAKE IT WHICH WAY WILL IT GO

>>10500616
either up or down

>>10500616
i'm betting lower but i'll probably get justed

>>10500505
Buy GST

2 dollars EOY

>>10500600
explain what this graph is, did you make it yourself in excel just keeping track of prices each day? explain please

>>10500616
Im worried about aapl to be honest.

Don't worry about Apple guys they're putting out a new firmware update to slow the crash :v)

>>10500588
>>10500613
I pray for your safety friend, what rationale did you use in taking such a bullish exit point?

>>10500638
Why? Apple is basically a blue chip now, they have infinite cash and they're really manufacturing/consumer staples, not tech.

Pandora is where the fun will be.

>>10500588
Good lord, I have a 70 dollar put on them for a gamble, but thats next level. Here's to your dubs, I hope you win off this.

>>10500616
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10500645

Expectations are already low, won’t take much to trigger a short squeeze on positive news

reminder to sell high, AMD,still love the stock only a portion.

HCLP beat earnings by 3 cents; we're going to make it.

nice selloff

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 0.4% off my PSMT and JNJ, but its earnings time for a lot of you! Stay safe out there after hours!

Teslapple time.

And THATS why its called Green Day
nananana

HERE WE GO

spy mooning ah

ILMN, illumina
AMD, Advanced Micro Devices

I see a trend in what's winning this year.

>>10500636
I'm a degiro user and they don't provide any graphing on your portfolio so I made it myself in Excel. What I do is I get my transaction data in a CSV from degiro site. Then I get the price data from my investments from yahoo finance and based on that I make calculations for portfolio value, cost basis, profit, etc.
The blue line is my profit with axis on the left hand side and the orange line is the money I put into the portfolio with amounts on the right hand side.

ESKETIT

APPL TO $100 EOD

>>10500690
ooooooooooooooooo

Not bad.

Lost 100 last week, being bullish on Pandora and AMD puts and hoping for the best.

I got a cheap Apple put just incase but I'm not worried about it.

>>10500707
so you've put $2k in total in what about 18 months and have $21k now? Have you been trading presumably, not just holding boomer ETFs?

>>10500699
APPLE TANKING
SPY MOONING
WHATS HAPPENING

Pandora mooning.
Congratulations.

>>10500708
Such a green wednesday, everyone knew it since apple is so safe/ Every boomer is buying tomorrow after seeing apple go up

>>10500690
Great! I'm up 6%, but was up 23% earlier. I think I am on my 11th or 12th straight day of green!

>>10500690
Up 1.2%

>>10500721
I wish lol. It's the other way around. I got ~20k in and ~2.5k profit.

Bleh. Nothing day no volatility to play with. I made 37 dollars in profit (on a 15k portfolio). Gonna eat the nicer quality of potatoes tonight!

55 minutes
https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

>>10500730
youre pushing your luck

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180731005898/en/Pandora-Reports-Q2-2018-Financial-Results

revenue is good and subscription growth is huge, but the real number to watch is active users

>>10500761
I know I'm getting scared

>>10500721
>>10500748
Also, I purely buy and hold (as you can tell by the orange line). I never sell my ETF positions. I put 90% in boomer-tier ETFs and the other 10% I use to buy individual stocks and options.

>>10500676
been holding AMD since 2 years ago, but I keep wondering how much more I could have if I played the inevitable dips

>>10500768
Ive never met anyone who used pandora pro or whatever it's called

He'll most people don't even use the free version, they use Spotify or Apple music.

RIP

>>10500780
This was half because of China, same with NVDA.

PANDORA

TVIX no

>>10500690
Nailed both entry and exit in AMRS swing trade for once. Made back losses from yesterday when my native potato currency mooned against dollar.

GET READY TO SHORT

>>10500792
In North America, Pandora has more users than Spotify and Apple Music combined.

>>10500442
Yeah my friend is a sole proprietor/ self employed and never stops complaining about his tax liabilities so I know your feel.

>>10500812
>>10500812
wednesday night maybe
thursday morning maybe

I sense buying animals loose

Waiting for apple

>Big 5 after hours
kek

Haha yeah guys green Tuesday

No lucj for our sand anon

>>10500837
ER was today?
Is big5cuck still bagholding it?

>>10500813
Free users who listen once a few weeks or just download the app and forgot about it don't count senpai

>>10500837

audible kek

That fucking desperation on bears who shill on cnbc. Holy fuck

>>10500837
MIDTEENS™

>“Much of the softness resulted from weak sales of camping and water sports products, which were negatively impacted by unfavorable weather conditions in key markets
>MUH WEATHER

>>10500748
still 10% in a year+ not bad papi

keep grindin

My pandora puts went to poopy, good thing I only put a baby amount!

>>10500845
He sold a few months ago, that's why he switched trips to "Planes"

>>10500837
Holy fuck minus 20% after hours...
Mid teens soon!

Big 5 taking a Big DIVE

>>10500397
>>10500401
>Tfw I hated big5 as much as the next anon and now they think I am big5

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

>>10500881
My limit orders never executed lol. Robinhood failed in my favor today!

>>10500885
I was talking about the anon bullish on fracking sand
His HCLP just got rekt AH on ER

>>10500837
Fuck I forgot to buy puts today

>>10500887

BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA!!!

>>10500906
God bless you. I only threw a 150 dollars at it. My KLAC call did so well today I was feeling a bit cute.

Inverse tripfag ETF when?

Big 5 dollars

>>10500880
On the average amount invested (I put in 1000-1250 every month) it's double that so basically 20-25%. Pretty happy so far. I never expected my profits to go up in such a stable manner. Wondering if it'll stay like this. I'm kinda waiting for a big crash.

>bears lose again
>I lose again

When's Pandora's ER?

Does apple always wait this long? I dont see the report

>>10500944
loser makes the new thread

>>10500936
can we get the winkelpuss bros to back this? i hear they are good at shit posting etfs

>>10500948
40 min till earnings

>>10500948
41 min till call

>>10500959>>10500959>>10500959
>>10500959
New braed

>>10500942
what are you buying, just QQQ/SPY during this bull run?

Is it too late to buy TWTR