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praying for you anon

#AmericasBestFirstJob

>>10499795
I'm 25

>>10499778

based.

>>10499778

oh hell no. I would rather sell high ROI drugs.

>>10499778

>>10499778
stop falling for fast food there are better low skill jobs

>>10499778
Based and redpilled.

>>10499778
Why
Gas station is leagues better
Literally anything is better than food

>>10499778
That's gotta be soul crushing.

>mfw never made minimum wage in my life
>mfw sold pot out of highschool and made 3k/month
>mfw went to north dakota @ age 22 and made 7k/month starting

Don't worry anon, at least the red meat heart disease will bring you an early death and shave 20+ years off of your wagecucking

where do you live? if usa, work somewhere where tips are involved. low skill labor wages suck, if you give the customer the opportunity, he will value you more than any person paying your wage.

>>10499847
>Gas station
I don't want to get robbed/stabbed/shot

You should go to the local hardware or video store, look the manager in his eyes, shake his hand, and ask for a job.

>>10499859
nobody want's to hire a male autist as a server. always qts and chads

For insider trading on MacCoin©, right??

>>10499867
you wont if you just give them the damn money and not try to be a hero.

>>10499914
sometimes they just kill you anyways because they're on drugs
happened here during Thanksgiving

>tfw you worked at a fast food place for 2 years (16-18 years old)
>still have nightmares about working there

G-Good luck....

>>10499778

I would unironically rather be a berry picker.

McDonald's

>Wake up at 6 am to clean the fryers and get the oil boiling, eat a mcmuffin and pig swill coffee
>Smell greasy shitty unhealthy food all day, come home and still stink
>Abused by colleagues who are probably retarded, boss who is is slightly less retarded and gross fat customers
>Have to face the public and maybe people you know
>Bright incandescent lights and terrible music

Berry picker

>Wake up about 4am, have a hearty breakfast cereal enriched with hand picked berries
>Spend the day breathing the aromas of nature's harvest, eating a few as you go
>Eastern European colleagues are hard going at first but they accept you and they are hard and honest workers
>See or interact with no one except mother nature and your new frens each day
>Never see people you know, and if you do you can tell them you are doing an internship in sustainable agriculture.
>Go home with Polish frens and drink vodka.

McDonald's faggots are literally many, many tiers below berry pickers.

>>10500050
>Abused
W-what? What's going to happen to me

>>10500070

Trust me fren, pick berries

>>10499778
Good job, anon. You're now a soon to be functioning member of society

>>10499867
>>10499914
>>10499942
Lmaoing @ ur lifes amerimutts

>>10500126
I still prefer this to being a europoor. You can't even afford to eat at mcdonald's

>>10499892
http://news.mcdonalds.com/news-releases/news-release-details/big-mac-50-global

>It has become such a global icon that The Economist even used the price of the Big Mac to create the Big Mac Index, an economic tool that compares the purchasing power of different international currencies year after year. This global connectivity of the Big Mac inspired the creation of the MacCoin.

>>10500126
>>10500146
but I suppose robberies never happen in europoor land, right? All those poor deadbeats in your shithole just get along, do they?

>>10499778
JUST

>>10500163
this is literally you

>>10500214
I literally pity europoor peasants. Can't even afford cars

>>10500070
soccer moms are going to literally scream in your face and call you a faggot for giving them regular coke when they asked for diet coke.

>>10500249
He said the employees would abuse you though

>>10500050
>berrypicker as fuk

Question why are you guys always talking about mcjobs and not applying to work in something like IT or union trades or oilfields or something else rather than fast food? Is it the gap in the employment history that they automatically trash your resume from these types of jobs and so fast food is the only type of job that ex crypto traders can get?

>>10500504
a lot of us are college students, so we need flexibility. we can't sell our lives away to die on some oilfield or slave away in blue-collar trades jobs. We just don't have time for that

>>10499807
OH NO NO NO
what did you do for work before the bubble?

I applied to taco Bell and they called me for a interview but pass I don't think I can work an actual job

>>10500605
bummed off my gf

>>10499943
>be highschool kid working wendy's
>get assigned to the burger grill because that's the shittiest job there in the domain of shitty jobs
>start to feel sick during my shifts
>eventually start to vomit bright green bile as a result of the fumes
>tell boss man i don't want to work on grill anymore it makes me violently ill
>boss says okay
>get assigned to sammich artist station for a couple weeks
>start getting assigned on grill again
>quit without notice or even telling them I had quit

Felt pretty good. It's the only job I have quit by the extremely satisfying no-call no-show method. Only regret is not telling my boss to go fuck himself before I left.

>>10500610
did she dump you?

>>10499778
The absolute state of /biz/

>>10500562
Oh I see, yeah then IT would be bad it seems in my experience most of these places require you to submit to their schedule and are so inflexible I've seen them fire students for conflicts with their university schedule. As for oilfield I recently read some post, maybe it was a larp, on the favorite arch nemesis site, i think it was like r/personalfinance or something like that. Anyways the op alleged he worked oil fields only a few months in the summer and payed for school debt free.

>>10499778
>25
>Working at Mcdonalds
>All your co workers will be literal kids 16 year olds
>probably all know eachother from school
>Working in Mcd's during summer while they prepare to begin their lives
>25 year old autist joins the ranks
You will literally be bullied and laughed at by kids anon

>>10500622
no but she told me to get a job or she will

>>10500050

I worked as a janitor for a while once. That was a much better job than burger flipping. Quiet, working alone listening to podcasts all day. Cleaning toilets after someone has thrown a poo party wasn't pleasant but I had gloves/masks/even a plastic hazmat suit if I thought the situation called for it. So yes, in my opinion, cleaning literal human shit is a better job than fast food.

>>10500619
>the extremely satisfying no-call no-show method
That is literally how I have quit every single job lol

>>10500050
The funny thing is i have been a berry picker AND have worked at McDonalds

You get stock options from McD?

Make sure to utilize their 401k program and remember anon, 10 years of hard, smart work, and you get an 8 week paid sabbatical. (Offer only applies to OP's mom.)

Make sure you scoop some MacCoins, shit is a fully backed global currency

>>10499778
Work in a japanese anime McDonalds, anon. You will have the time of your life. Also, no niggers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrC86mmPaw

Landscaping for fucks sake. At least you'll get a tan and exercise while you figure your shit out.

>>10499778
McD's is pretty keen on promoting from within, so if you can survive the suck period (1-3 years) at the grunt level, you can make some decent cash as a district/regional manager.

Work your way into corporate and when you retire, they may give you a few franchises as part of your golden parachute. May be a longshot, but it's a better plan than the majority of the crypto window-lickers on here have.

>>10499778
When I worked at Mcdonalds, I would make an extra burger on a big order then put it in my pocket and go eat it on the shitter. Pocket Burgs we called them. I would about 3 or 4 a day, never paid for food

>>10501734
>I would about 3 or 4 a day

The absolute state of Americans

>>10499778
Hi i would like a coke, big fries, some nuggets and OP's tears as dip. Thx!

>the literal state of biz

>>10501565

If only life were really like this

Buy link

Wow put up btc address will send u some

>>10499943

Heh try 8 years

>>10499867
>I don't want to get robbed/stabbed/shot
>not wanting the legal opportunity to shoot a nig

>>10500050
>berry pickers
In cali they earn ~$200/day

>>10501565
also no white incels

>>10499807
it's not too late. I had to do this at age 25 as well (not mcdonald's but non-chain fast food). this was also around the time of the first bitcoin bubble when I finally got in at $800. I kept cost averaging and soon the $9/hr I had been making became $3/hr or less as crypto kept going down. lived with my mom. wanted to kill myself regularly. but I believed in crypto. don't give up or think it's too late to make it. at the current ~$285 billion market cap it's still worth cost averaging and seeing how it develops over the next 5 or so years. just focus on self-improvement and understand why this stuff can become a $5 trillion + market. don't let it get you down. if you can't sustain a frugal enough lifestyle to save or don't really believe in crypto maybe it's not the right thing for you. but you're here, so that's better than most people. good luck anon, may you one day make it and look back on all this and laugh

>>10502222
not op but i hope i have the strength to do this, and to keep doing it, even if bitcoin drops to 2k
jesus thats going to be a rough one though

>>10501565
fuck hentai bitches all day

feelsgoodman

>>10499778
make the best of it and fuck some mcslut coworker

>>10499832
Such as what?

Ummmmm excuse me wagie, I wanted onions on my burger, can I get a new one? Chop chop!

>>10500654
She's probably already getting BLACKED on the side.

You know that right?

>>10502532
y-yes sir, please don't tell the manager

>>10500610
>>10500654
Song about you.
https://youtu.be/LH-i8IvYIcg?t=2m4s

>>10502521
Look into factory work. You get overtime and you don't have to tell your friends that you salt fries all day. Instead you're polishing parts or putting powder into a vat or something like that.

>>10499778
See if this helps you feel better:

https://youtu.be/ZTrC86mmPaw

>>10499778
its a right of passage anon, welcome to the grown up world... life can be hard if you are stupid. Learn from this experience anon.

>>10502715
this
I know a guy who works at the Oral-b factory, he says it's not bad. Fastfood and restaurant business is hell

>>10500654
Let her get a job while you leech off her.

>>10499778
that's what you get for buying LINK you fucktard

>>10499809
AND redpilled

>>10501734
>>10501775
Jésus fucking kek

>>10501734
reading this made me simultaneously pity you and feel extreme disgust at you, as a person

>>10502061
Sent ;)

>>10502132

Tfw not getting the meme

>>10502886
that's what he was doing, can't you read. She got mad.

>>10502688
>Get a job
Wow, way to be a dick. I wouldn't wish that fate on anyone.

OP, can you at least pass as <= 20?

>>10502334

all about dat anime BUSSY

>>10499778

You should have just applied to mechanical turk. Most people will make minimum wage or less doing it, and it's repetitive bullshit over and over again, but you can work from home doing it and put in work whenever you want.

I wouldn't want to depend on doing it for a living, but if I was choosing between that or the indignity of working at McDicks, I'll fill out surveys and take pictures of my feet all day every time.

>>10503566
Don't don't kid yourself. mturk is trash. You're literally competing against pajeet for PEANUTS. I'm not even kidding, the pay is awful. It's good for yugioh card money but that's about it.

>>10503566
>take pictures of my feet
Wow, you weren't kidding. Who's making money off of this?

>>10503615
yeah it's p. shit but desu there is forum where ppl share good hits, good requesters, etc. i think you can make like $10/hr with a good setup on that community and some history so you get approved for good tasks

t. has spent >$10K on mturk

>>10503615
I'd rather race Pajeet for $8-$10 an hour from the comfort of my own couch than press a fucking clamshell button on reg patties and quarter meat and fetching 10 and 6 on pies all fucking day.

>>10500050
Based farmboy teach me your ways

>>10503637
Porn sites.

>>10503615
this. that shit is work too. you only make like 1 or 2 cents per job and it takes like 5 minutes to do each job so do the math. you definetely wont be making minimum wage doing that shit. it's fine for pajeets though because 5 cents is probably a lot of money in india.

>>10499778
better learn spanish you'll be working with a lot of "new" americans

>>10504332
>$8-$10 an hour
yeah I don't think you've actually used mturk if you think this exists. Coming from someone who has used it for years, qualifies for a lot of the hits most people don't qualify for, uses scripts, and has even written his own scripts. You are full of it.

>>10505445
Only USA residents are allowed to work on mturk. Studies prove that it is usually jobless adults over 50 in American flyover towns performing mturk tasks not Pajeet as you claim.

>>10505445
Yeah you're literally competing with pajeets who are just trying to scrape enough money to buy a handful of rice to get them through the week lol.

>>10499778
Nothing wrong with that anon. do what you gotta do. Something like CVS or Walgreens would have been better tho, fast food can be a bitch. There are def better entry level jobs out there.
>>10499857
what did you do in north dakota? also how are the girls there?

>>10505519
*jobless pajeets living in America
Let's be honest, no one would be willing to work for pennies as a main source of income besides pajeets

>>10502521
If you're willing to work outside in the heat there are endless jobs in construction/conservation. Consider looking into certifications.
I'm certified to spray herbicide, a $60 cert in my state, and it opened me up to all kinds of work. Making prevailing wage spraying public parts for invasive weeds right now. Made my cert back in less than 2 hours.

>>10499857
I did oilfield work. There was something like a 1 to 100 male to female ratio during the peak of the boom. I brought my own woman with me.