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10487861 No.10487861 [Reply] [Original]

Today I reveal the correct way to respond to the question "What do you?" when asked by a hot girl

>So what do you do?
PAUSE for a split second
>are you asking professionally or personally?
They should say
>professionally
And then you say
>Well, professionally I can't really talk about it, personally I like to hangout and talk to pretty girls

Assuming you can confidently pull it off, this should lead to some good conversation and firmly remove any chance of being placed into the beta category.

>> No.10487932
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10487932

>>10487861
Smooth

>> No.10487948

>>10487861
>>10487932
Oh I forgot the most important part. You deliver that line then
>just walk away

>> No.10487957

>>10487861
Why should a hot girl ask me?

>> No.10487988

>>10487861
WRONG:

She asks "what do you do?"

You respond saying "what do you do?"

And if it's any sort of respectable job that pays well you say....

"Oh that's a nice job... you can support our family while I fulfill my life long dream of being a house husband."

You need to be funny and smooth.

>> No.10487995

>>10487861
This is the gayest shit. OP...

Do what I said above

>> No.10488020

>>10487988
Every time I've used this line above they laugh their asses off.

You fucking NEETS don't have a fucking clue

>> No.10488035

>>10487995
I think they're both good responses. I could get into why mine would hook but it's not a pickup board

>> No.10488057
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10488057

>>10487948
this guy got the moves

>> No.10488072

>>10487861
>So what do you do?
PAUSE for a split second
>are you asking professionally or personally?
They should say
>personally
And then you say
>Well, personally I can't really talk about it, professionally I like to hangout and talk to pretty girls.

Assuming you can confidently pull it off, this should lead to some interesting conversation and firmly places you into the gigolo category.

>> No.10488076
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10488076

Why not just say you can’t talk about it and BS about NDA’s and just say you work in X industry

>> No.10488079

>>10488035
Your response isn't bad but you NEED to be FUNNY.

Your line is only really going to work well if you are already a Chad

>> No.10488109

>>10488076
Because that's boring and you're trying to smash you need to have fun/flirt

>> No.10488838

>>10488109
>being mysterious is boring lol

>> No.10488856

>>10487948
>yep... stillll got it *sips*

>> No.10488883

>>10488020
I'm a NEET and I have no idea why you would even test that line.

>> No.10488900

>>10487861
ITT: 30 yo zoomer virgins