/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10486512
I will kiss Sergey on the lips

A golden shine devoted to our primarch will adorn the foyer of my mansion.

big mac everyday

>>10486512
Build an effigy of sirgay in my livingroom

No lie I will spend at least 10k on a Sergey shrine

I'm gonna buy 4chan and pull the plug for the good of mankind

the box is gay

I will buy an island and call it Linkieland
But you have to own at least 10k links to enter

I'm giving these guys a huge LINK tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

sergey bust on my desk.

>>10486582
I hope you realise that island will be filled with white male autists. I highly doubt a single female owns 10k linkies, unless they've been gifted to her by a male friend.

Ok biz by the way I'm cracking some new chainlink leads open and need all hands on deck

Obviously I’m going to tattoo the chain link cube on my arm

>>10486651
Unironically this

>>10486647
im in

>>10486512
send an appreciation letter to Sergey.

>>10486641
>filled with white male autists
it will either be utopia or a shitshow

>>10486512
i will give sergey a BJ

>>10486512
Spend it all on lottery tickets to see if I was destined to be a millionaire.

>>10486669
ok. this news came out today and has chainlink written all over it. I know it was already posted...but it doesnt look like anyone dug into the companies involved etc. I'm just starting to crack the surface now and weaponized autism can break some of this open.

Here are the companies involved - Baton Systems, Calypso, Copp Clark, IBM, MPhasis, OpenRisk, SynSwap and Persistent Systems to participate in the project.

To start IBM is partnered with Accord who just announced cooperation with Chainlink. Synswap is very interesting because the team includes none other than Oleg Abdrashitov of Altoros! If someone can pull up the archives he's been mentioned before along with altoros. I'm going to keep digging and I will sure find some more connections.

>>10486651
>>10486659

Same here desu

>>10486512
I'm going to have a tiny Chainlink cube carved from a white gemstone, then inlet into a pinkie ring.

>>10486512
I will order full size oil painting of Sergey. Picture relevant.

>>10486641
Ok, ONE female companion by linkie

>>10486717
post the info in a new thread.

>>10486512
Not at all, I invested all by myself and DMOR. It's not like I inherited shit and must feel like giving back.

>>10486512
Tattoo on my pussy

>>10486512
Link cube tattoo on face

>>10486748
maybe once I'm done searching

>>10486641
+1 or more are allowed for stinkies tryna have their cake and eat it too

>>10486788
Hey haha nice one
So... do you like cubes?

https://www.sibos.com/conference/2017/speakers/alan-marquard

Alan Marquard Chief Strategy & Development Officer
CLS spoke at sibos last year

>>10486512
Im going to be making a production line of link cube pendants made from silver or gold for brothers interested in some nice jewelry after they make it, and I'm also going to tattoo the word stinky on my bottom lip

>>10486641
I actually got a late 40's Jewish boomer chick to invest 1k for about 5k linkies. Never even met her before. Randomly know her from some conservative Facebook group

>>10486723
White jade should do the trick. Or perhaps white jasper.

>>10486893
She's smart too so she'll probably end up buying more. Bet she gets to 10k by the time the singularity hits. Never invested in crypto before telling her she has to buy Link

>>10486512
Let Sirgay and Steve DP my wife.

>>10486512
First I'll go to my local McDonalds and order a Big Mac meal. Then I'll fly to SF and go to the nearest McDonald to Chainlink/Smartcontract headquarters hoping to find Sergey there celebrating as well.

Ill buy a Toyota. I'll have many other cars of course but toyota is the leading car manufacturer.

>>10486931
Ill do the same thing as you except I'll wear this in SF

>>10486717
Altoros already mentioned Chainlink on Twitter

>>10486512

it won't fag, so kys
all of you morons

If LINK reaches $100, I'm getting the cube tattoo. Every subsequent +$100 and I'll add one more (max 7). If we get $1000 I'd add a small fat sergey.

Seduce and bang Rory's wife in front of him.

>>10486731
In my vacation home I would get

>>10486957
I'll get an original MAGA hat though. Tbh I'm afraid I'll get attacked on the street or something. I've seen some videos. Yuropoor here.

I've been to McDonald's more times than I've been to church. I've never had a Big Mac™ in all my visits though. If LINK really does go ALL THE WAY, I'm going to do a touchdown dance in the in zone with a Big Mac™ meal in hand. The Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun! Sounds like a bite of happiness to me!

>>10486512
Draw that anime girl Link-chan / Sergey doujin I always wanted to do. Just too busy right now

>>10486512
So when will this moon so I can buy my farm?

>>10487073

I will ask the McDonald's if they will add 10 strips of bacon, just to commemorate the Rory bacon meme.

>>10487005

make each subsequent tat one of the cube variants

>>10487100
October

https://www.cls-group.com/partnerships/swift/

>>10487114
Dump rare meme cubes boiz

I will make ChainLink 2

>>10486651
>>10486659
>>10486719

I was thinking of getting either a cube or the 7 7s get on my chest in a small font

>>10487136
What specifically in this article makes you think October?

>>10487073
Same here fren. I've never had a Big Mac. I will cash out 1 LINK EOY and use that money to rent the closest McDonalds for a night and have a Big Mac party for my friends and family, not to mention a full wetbar.

>>10487257
dope

I've written up business plans to open my own fresh cold pressed juice bar and eatery/deli with fresh foods. I have years of management experience, especially in restaurants. I'm currently crippled with student loan debt and can't act on my dreams. I'm not particulary driven by massive profits although it would be great. After I began fresh juicing daily it literally changed my life. More energy, perfect sleep, haven't been ill in years. I'd never go back and couldn't imagine living now without it. Its incredible and I constantly spread the message. I want to do more than though. Also I will guarantee my employees a base wage that will vary based on individual performance and hierarchy, a percentage of sales, and any tips for service to encourage flawless team work, a must for an efficient restaurant. We have incredible challenges to face in this world, increasingly the average person becoming essentially a slave. Everything begins with nutrition, healthier working people will not be content and will be more likely to fight their oppression. Everyone can work in a kitchen. Most of the profits will go to the employees, but they will also be essentially running things and eventually my presence will no longer needed as much. This will allow me to open more locations because my main focus is incredibly high volume of customers. The employees will be able to make a career out of this opportunity if they so choose. Eventually if I had the funds, I would use urban indoor vertical farming to grow perfect organic produce, which might even be able to be done on site or near by each location. Removing the distributor from the equation and growing the produce I'd be selling would allow for ridiculous profit margins and savings. Subway currently has the most locations of any fast casual dining setting at 34,000 +. I'm not motivated by money, but by a need to take over the industry through market share and change how food service functions in America.

If this shit truly hit 1k I would seriously commission a bust of Sergey.

>>10487263
I'm assuming they're thinking q4?

>>10487516
teach me your ways marine. i've been told to go on an 8 day juice fast.

>>10487516
Id buy your juice anon, you sound like you have a great direction you want to head. Looking forward to seeing you on the other side.

>>10487516
anon...i know how you can start your dream for under $1k. I actually have a lot of experience in the industry you want to be in.

>>10487643
Doesn't a good industrial juicer cost around 1K..

You guys are idiots the currency is down 5% right now. How can you expect to be millionaires with its current performance?

>>10487516
I'll maybe make a website where all the fresh food producers can list their stuff like strawberries, potatoes, tomatos etc all organic and what not. Atm in my country people sell them on markets in the summer or there are some limited stuff(foreign mostly) in stores. Maybe even add some meal calculators so people would see how much $ they will spend on different meals to compare with their "normal" meals.

>>10486512
By funding the race war.

>>10487005
Same, I’m getting a cube face tattoo at $1k

I will run a node that can verify all of his flannels are unique.

>>10487626
A juice fast is great for health, but just getting the juice in your diet is more than enough. Some people experience naseua or an upset stomach the first few days or so they drink it. Your body is getting multiples of 100% of their daily vitamin requirements. I drank a juice earlier that had around 400% daily Vit C requirement for example. I mostly focus on green vegetable blends myself with a little fruit(gala apple is god tier) for taste. Juicing too much fruit can be high in sugar so you, but its natural and is fine in moderation. You still need to eat some for fiber of course, but its an amazing supplement and I get most of my vitamin intake in this manner. Check out the Dr. Max Gerson Therapy for information resources. Its how I first learned. Godspeed anon
>>10487642
Thank you, I'm obsessed and this goal is constantly on my mind. I hope one day you are a customer!
>>10487643
Really? I'd love to hear any information you can provide, thanks!

>>10487681
If not more, I worked at a place that spend around $2500, they are getting somewhat more affordable.

>>10487626
Also the nausea I mentioned is because all of the toxins that are getting flushed and then filtered in your body before they exit through your excrement. Do it daily for 2 weeks and you feel reborn.

>>10487516
>Eventually if I had the funds, I would use urban indoor vertical farming to grow perfect organic produce, which might even be able to be done on site or near by each locati


Agricultural economist here. You're not gonna make it.

>>10487968
I hope you know that's bullshit.

>>10486512
I have 547 linkies.
Will I be able to buy a house eoy?

>>10488001
No

>>10488019
2 houses?

>>10486512
let Sergey breed my wife

Can it even go to 100? 50-75 seems like a realistic 5 years goal. And that's if everything goes well.

>>10487980
Right now its only economically viable to do grow leafy greens indoors. I've done heavy research and even that is expensive. If solar or renewable becomes more mainstream it would definitely be a thiing.

>>10486512
How will this make you rich?

>>10487841
could write an essay but key is low overhead..do not rent a space. start from your vehicle. used juicer etc. mobile is the way to start...and a great way to write off your vehicle. Depending on your state, employees are a liability like CA. If you can start w/ no employees and no rent its not hard to get up and running. Make a location a well know short term goal of your business.

>>10487989
I'd simply have to disagree simply from research evidence and my own anecdotal results not to mention from countless others who partake. What don't you agree with exactly?

>>10488196
THANKS FREN

>>10486641
Unironically made sure my gf bought 10k stinks. She’s my ex now but I’m still happy for her, she’s less tempted to trade than I am so she’ll make it for sure.

>>10487073
What's the current LINK to MacCoin exchange rate anyway?

>>10487073
>walk into McDonald's
>order a large Sergey special meal
>large bodied Afrikan Qween behind the counter does not understand my order
>"oh heavens, you haven't heard about the singularity"
>explain everything, the singularity, Sirgay, chainlink
>"and that's when all Big Mac meals were renamed to Serghey special meal"
>she watches me carefully while slowly punching something in the computer
>"that be seven nin fai"
>"how much is that in Stinky Linkies?"
>she keeps staring
>just pay in Yellen coin
>she stares at me as I eat my meal
>"poor no linker" I say to myself
>she knows that I made it and she will have to wage slave forever

Well, that's my plan anyway.

>>10488546
>making some roastie rich

anon...

>chainlink will make you a millonaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How much do you need to never work again?

>>10488719
How in the fuck?

>>10486871
Lmao at that tattoo, that's hilarious. I'll buy a small sailboat and put a linky on the side.

>>10487968
I thought you had a great idea until you mentioned detoxing. Your body does this already with your liver and kidneys.

I will patiently wait in the long line in order to suck Sergey's cock.

>>10488880
Yes and the overload of taking in multiples of your daily alotted requirements of various vitamins makes some people feel ill because their kidneys and liver are working over time to filter the toxins throughout their bloodstream in the early stages of juice consumption. The vitamin explosion extracts toxins in your body and forces them into the blood to be filtered. Its also why Dr. Gerson recommends an organic coffee enema as part of his therapy to aid in removing them from your system.

I want to open a club called >>7777777

>>10486871
Will buy that jewelry

>>10486512
>>>/pol/180582140

>>10489331
Id go to that club, vip 2nd story floor for those with a stack of 10K or more

>>10486512

Help desantis reach the real singularity.

Let's try breaking ath again with this turd.

>>10486651
Never felt the urge for ink but that sounds like a well decent idea.

>>10486512
>How are you going to show/pay your respect once you make it???

Why run the finest mini high tech hardened redundant node datacentre in the planet

>>10486512
Use some of it to help cure aging.

http://www.sens.org/donate

>>10487582
>effigy
My dear sir, I would commission a full statue of Sergey in Marble, holding a Golden Link cube that slowly spins in the palm of his hand.

I will buy a porta john so none of my friends will ever have to shit in the streets again.

I want to use to to find a way to make my best friend love me. Then we can move in together into a house I'll buy using the linkies

When link reaches 100 I will make a 5ftx10ft wall mural of all the memes, fud, and shills since September and have a glorious centerpiece of sergey in the middle. It will be glorious

>>10490231
Don't do this. Even the best women can turn out to be a thot. Get her to love you BEFORE you're rich, or don't let her know you're rich until a few months in.

>>10486512

I have 6.4k link

Am I going to make it senpai?

I Fucking hate tattoos. But if link makes me a millionaire i will get a chainlink tat.

So if you guys genuinely mean well. When is the best time to buy link? Supposed to be a market crash soon.

>>10490355
>Ko6VxnDD) 07/30/18(Mon)22:12:22 No.10490355
>green id
>DD

kek seems to will it
>22:12:22
>55

>>10486512
Mail a box of vaccine for the pathogen I print to:
P.O. Box 309,
Ugland House,
South Church Street,
Grand Cayman
KY1-1104
Cayman Islands

>>10487257
you could get the 77s as a brace tattoo around your arm. it would actually look aesthetic

>>10490355
>>10490401

wew, my dubs confirm I am gonna make it

Just one million? I’m going to buy a house with cash so I can never rent. Than I’ll put the rest in boomercoin (stocks and bonds).

>>10486512
Give my parents each a mil, give my soon to be wife's parents each a mil too.

Get something like this tattooed somewhere: "Aurum ferro manus transformari" That's not a perfect translation but maybe a Latin savvy Anon can adjust it?

>>10490473
So dumb...... seriously so dumb. Bro..... stocks and bonds are going to implode.
Not saying don't put any on stocks but you HAVE to put half in real money gold

>>10490565
oh shit anon i just got this one in my meal... what did they mean by this?

>>10490742
My plans too, anon. You sound like a good boy and karma will likely be kind to you for your thoughtfulness now. I hope we make it fren.

:l

>>10486512
i will donate $5 to the mumbai potty training academy

>>10490355
You will have more money than 84% of the niggers in America. Are you going to get a trophy wife? No. Are you going to be able to eat at Olive Garden for the rest of your life without having to worry about money? Yes

>>10486512
I'll buy a 4chan pass

I will unironically hire 10 escorts at once and have 2 feeding me big macs while I lounge in a chair watching the other 8 play out a version of hamlet I've rewritten to feature crypto.

I'm going to build a Lotus 7 kit car in the Chainlink colours.

Like pic related, but blue instead of orange.

>>10486641
>he thinks the billionaire white male autists of the world aren't already in a similar state as linkies would find themselves in

>>10491488
Checked. You will make it. Accumulate more if possible though.

>>10486788
Tits or gtfo

>>10491616
Looking forward to your production anon

>>10486512

>>10486512
I'll buy a handful of those Chainlink dice that that guy is selling on etdy or whatever.

>>10487516
Any reading or sources on fresh juicing? What kind of fruits and veggies do you use and what juicer. Please help spread the word anon tyvm.

>>10493071
never mind, I didn't see this: >>10487841

>>10487257

I would get 7 7s desu Its simple yet obscure.

Quit my job, work out a lot more, get a nice manhattan apartment, and bring back as many pale Asian cuties as I can from tinder.

Just have as many one-nigut stands as I can. Fuck it.

>>10493096
I recommend the Omega J8006 masticating juicer. 15 year warranty and is incredibly efficient for the price. I think I spend about $330. Max Gerson was actually poisoned arsenic and managed to survive the first time. The second time he wasn't so lucky. He even tested himself before he died the second time and there was positive result. It was conveniently around the time he was trying to release his magnum opus of case studies he put together curing a multitude of chronic ailments through juicing therapy. Eventually, the work did get out to the public though. The Gerson Miracle is a recommended documentary. His daughter also began a diet along his research when she was 18. She was completely independent and mobile until her early 90s when she fell and damaged her hip. She has the cognitive function of someone probably half her age.

guys I just bought 1400 more linkies
did I do good

>>10491616
It's important to have goals, fren. You gonna make it.

>>10486707
wouldn't fate turn on you? fate blessed you with this gift of a 10000X in crypto investment and you go and test fate again? you were not listenng the first time. you would be only getting back a fraction of the money and you would be poor again, my friend. then all you can do is wish you had made better choices.

>>10487980
ever try it with pot? vertical farming works and is feasible. because there are crops which sell for hundreds or thousands per plant. technically not farming but cultivating for the ingredient thc. but yeah thats my stupid tidbit. lol vertical farming lettuce or something that goes for like x amount of asspennies per metric kiloton /hyperbole

>>10493291
Build something with it then you did good.

>>10490212
ALL HAIL, THE GOOD KING OF PAJEETS- SAVIOR OF STREETSHITTERS! 1000 years! 1000 years! *chanting

>>10490231
yes this do this--->>>10490322

---Link Marine Ballad ver3.1 (2018 Good Luck Remix)---

Sisters stand strong.
Sisters stand strong.
Sisters stand strong.

My mother told me to HOLD MY LINK,
(hold that link) (hold that link) (hold that link)
My father told me to CHANGE HOW I THINK
(no think) (hold that link) (no think)
Well I was never known TO TAKE A DRINK
(drink that link) (hold that link) (drink that link)
But now I must give SERGEY A WINK
(wink wink) (hold that link) (wink wink)
Because I am happy and THEY ARE PINK
(hold that link) (hold that link) (hold that link)

Sisters stand strong.
Sisters stand strong.
Sisters stand strong.

>>10488806
This piece of shit went up to $1 few months ago. Some of us still have bags

>>10493696
Forgot pic

>>10486731
That's gonna be tatooed on my upper arm