/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10485011
I mean I'm not expecting something with a positive expected value if I'm not willing to put any effort into it (which I'm not really)

>tfw finally green for the first time since I started trading
how long until it all vanishes

First for HMNY hitting .50 today

HMNY AT .79

>>10485020
That guy on the right has a decent rack on him

Is this it? Is this how the golden bull finally dies?

First for everyone losing money on HMNY and then selling for a loss then it rockets to the moon as soon as everyone sells

>>10485051

>It's real

LMAO

Oui allo?
AMD?


DEUMPPE IT!

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

0.79 Now!

tfw 75% of portfolio is AMD + calls and I am not the least bit excited about seeing it hit $20. Shit. But some other meme play I make on the side I get huge emotional rushes from. Damn ape.

>>10485052
>then it rockets to the moon

>>10485005
Nah m8 I'm holding it all the way through.
If they get wiped the fuck out so be it, I'll just have to wagecuck some more.

I like to imagine a bunch of nigs who took comfys advice last night, bought the shares on HMNY at 2 a share and are currently down nearly a dollar fifty per share.

>>10485052
Rockets to zero
What a fucking good day

>>10485069
based

>>10485051
there is just no bottom in sight

>>10485020
>>10485051
>>10485069
>>10485052
The people who bought HMNY were sacrificed for the greater good! They invested like retarded Hatian children.

And you guys laughed at my T and F calls last night.
Pfftttt

Is Alibaba a buy? I'm leery about anything Chinese.

>>10485095
yeah there is, about .79 away

I'm grinning like a madman at my desk at work. HMNY to .50 when? The fucking 60,000 robin hood users who were holding it...

Guise don't worry, the god of investing says the NASDAQ is over sold

>>10485092
Who is this QT3.14???

What's /smg/'s stance on Nintendo?
I'm waiting tomorrows's earnings report before making a decision. I believe in them, I know they'll still be there in 50 years, they made new investments in theme parks, movies and shit, so they're taping new sources of revenue. But they're already valued pretty high.

Also, I can only buy it on the NYSE over-the-counter market with my broker. Tell me the negatives about this. I'm mainly concerned about liquidity, and hidden things one may not know at first. Also on dividends, does it work the same (though in Nintendo's case, it's basically nothing)

>>10485114
>About .79 away.
kek

It's been an honor, fellow HMNY bagholders.

>>10485113
Don't buy anything right now. Market is in full on capitulation mode. No bottom in sight.

>>10485122
That's why i'm all in on UVXY

>>10485129
I will hold my 1 share until the very end frand.
I want to know what its like to lose everything.

>>10485129
HMNY MOONING, IT'S UP TO .84

i now have 1100 shares of HMNY at 1.03.. don't let me down. i'm going to lunch! it better be at 1.20 when i get back

>>10485122
nice, just shorted 100k more

>>10485042
Either tomorrow or Wednesday

Memes have done so much damage
Why did you all buy HMNY

I believed in you /smg/ I truly did

>>10485052
When they say HMNY will rocket, please see above for your results

>Some idiot on /biz/ actually bought some HMNY stock.

>>10485155
I'm starting to think your gf was the one making smart trades because you are grade A fucking retarded for buying back into HMNY. That's not even a gamble, it's guaranteed total loss. Get back with your girl so you can start making money again.

>>10485155
This story just gets better and better

>>10485129
unironically good learning experience
one of first 10 stocks me ever bought went straight to 0

that not happen very often
it like winning the reverse lottery

>>10485169
bad choice bud, /smg/ is for shitposting and baiting noobs with meme stocks

>>10485147
I had 300 shares worth $90. Now I have 2 shares with a total of $1.68

https://www.instagram.com/moviepass/?hl=en

Look at all the reddit memes they posted to get the robinhood investor.

Is this what a dead cat bounce looks like?

>>10485181
Yeah.Ted Farnsworth. Remember the name, and NEVER give this bum any of your money.

>>10485169
nice asuka kek

>>10485155
You are so fucked kid, it's cute. Your gains baby just became part of a snuff film.

>>10485201
he a dead man.

>>10485186
Were they attempting to cater to the black audience?

>>10485169
You got to be kidding me... Do people here really just blindly buy shit?

>>10485213
I dont know but I hope the snarky teen girl company twitter trend dies fast.

>>10485124
Dead in the water. The minute the next generation of playstation and xbox is announced, the already underperforming Switch sales will die.

Market Cap 1.441M

>chink stocks shitting the bed

>>10485186
oh man the angry moviepass holders in the comments are comedy gol

any good buys today? wanted to get in on amd before earnings but RH took fucking forever on my deposit

>$11k on deck and you better not say $HMNY

Any macro pros care to explain why oil mooned?

>>10485234
Nintendo needs to stop making gimmicky, faggy systems and get back to the basics.

>>10485124
Nintendo front loads all their sales these days due to nostalgia. They have a hardcore fanbase and kids demographic but not enough games and shitty hardware.

PLus everyone has high powered phones for mobile gaming.

Downward trajectory relative to gaming market, but gaming is growing. Its okay.

>>10485246
Ahahahaha!

>>10485261
It just gets better the further you scroll

>>10485248
TSLA calls

I just bought a $350C exp this week, because Robinhood is an online gambling app

>>10485261
Holy shit, this almost makes my $90 loss worth it.

props to SNAP put buyers

>>10485248
>>10485280
Less retardedly: CHGG is on sale for some reason and they're going to fucking kill it

>>10485246
>https://www.instagram.com/moviepass/?hl=en

THe juxtaposition of memes and exceptionally irate customers is great. It really says something about the dynamic of what companies want to be perceived versus the reality of unrelenting profit-seeking and greed.

>>10485261

Somebody give me some memestock to waste money on.
I did DRUS a few weeks ago and fuck you, whoever you were. That shit was garbage.
I got this pile of money I have to pay taxes on after a B/O. Lemme get +/- 35% minimum in the next month or so.

Did we just see support at .80 for HMNY?

rip me not having enough free money for buy FNGU when rat shilled it ;_;

>>10485261
!! reminds me need for watch teen titans movie kek

I'm gonna buy FB calls

>>10485317
ICLD

>>10485303
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>10485314
The hilarious part is that they never turned a profit

>>10485280
based, I wonder when people will cover and get out. Before ER or after ER for the big shorts.

hmny bouncing hard to the moon

>>10485317
RIOT.

But wait for BTC to approach 7k, then ride the bounce back up to 7800.

>>10485325

>>10485327
>listening to someone who unironically bought HMNY

>>10485340
Wait and watch bitch SCREENCAP THIS!!!!!

>>10485124
They'll be fine. Same with Sony, but Sony is a better investment.

>>10485274
kek these people got more from buying moviepass then me "investing" in it

>>10485340
FB finding bottom though

Buy Fang

>>10485347
it was just a gamble...

>>10485377
>>10485350
>he doesn't know what a bull trap is

>>10485357
i don't doubt Sony is a good investment, but they're so big and cover many things, be it electronics, vidyas, or even insurance. With this investment, I just want a company doing its thing in a market I actually understand, and a company I believe in. So Nintendo is a good candidate here.

>>10485396
No, gambling implies you have a chance of getting something in return, what you did is gave your money away and you're dumb enough to do it twice.

GBR pls moon now, you are the only thing that can save me from this nightmare.

>>10485329
they literally sell homework answers to college and high school kids, legally. I bought the 25/30 bull call spread. Maybe I'll lose but I don't think so.

>>10485398
motherflopper you probably cant even define bulltrap or identify one on charts

there not even close for enough buy volume for this be bulltrap on FB

>>10485448

>>10485113
no they are getting even more competition from PDD. Buy BILI almost no completion and user growth is booming. BILI is dusting both alibaba and tencent on video service.

FNGU is what we do!

>>10485448
>>10485459

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/30/teslas-limited-edition-surfboard-sells-out-in-just-one-day.html

it begins

>>10485463
fuck you animeposter, I'm down 25% on this pos.

>>10485424
ok buddy

About to short netflix... what do you think? I think their bottom will be ~300$

HMNY MOONING, WILL BIG 5 ACTUALLY MAKE IT OUT ALIVE???

>>10485472
FB still acting within parameters
made this on caturday
we gonna follow this trend line back up

there will not be another reverse split for HMNY
they are way below the minimum requirement for market cap to stay listed. r/s would not help at this point.

Basically until we see a press release that says "friendly takeover" or "new business model", it is worth 0

>>10485463
I love that gif but I don't like the look of the stock at all :(

>>10485463
chink scam

>hmny at 95c
>tfw /smg/ memes you out of making $100 in 20 minutes

>>10485492
Do TA on TSLA please. I want to see what you can see in such an insanely volatile stock.

>>10485483

>>10485463
that adorably

>>10485492
>imaginary lines drawn by anon will prevent FB from dropping below a certain price
>boglehedz hire anon as new CEO

>>10485493
however, once we see that press release you can expect this thing to actually unironically short squeeze

>>10485489
already took a loss 2.12 to 1.50 then back in now at 1180 @ 1.03 if anything break even

>>10485482
ROFL
i can't believe this is real

>>10485519
TESLA the new SUPREME

HMNY gives a new meaning to buy low sell high

>>10485519
2000*$1500 for 8 weeks.

>>10485523
I think you mean Apple

Anyone else enjoying the HABT gains?
Up 12%

I swear the only thing keeping HMNY running is /smg/ and whoever bought comfys shilling at this point

>>10485524
HMNY is such a shitty stock that it's ruined /smg/ threads...

>>10485528
>22 dollar cheeseburger

>>10485525
*200

Easy cash raise, adds up, next they need to do 5,000 scooters limited edition $1500.

https://shop.tesla.com/us/en/product/apparel/tesla-model-s-for-kids.html?sku=1465591-00-A

Tesla is going to kill the MERCH game.

No one is even watching the major indexes anymore everyone's eyes are glued to HMNY.

HMNY is the distraction the market needed. It's dying so the market can live.

Amazing.

>>10485559
massive massive volume going on rn compared to last week

>>10485528
Thanks for that based tequila anon. Sold before $13 but still quite satisfied.

Any other ideas?

Giddy up vol idiots

>>10485559
please fill my buy orders at .10. I will own 25% of the company.

So... what the fuck is the story with HMNY? From their financial statements they've apparently never made any money at all and have never been worth jack fucking shit in the last 5 years. Why did their stock shit the bed like it was DRYS or something?

Can you even short a company like this? Would would own stock in this shit to even lend you shares?

>>10485631
theres no way you can find shares to short now

I would assume the vast majority of the float is already shorted at this point

>>10485504
TSLA very weird because it in long term subtle down trend
also has weird buy days where basically no one sells

cant tell you how low it will go but 380 will be its ceiling until 2020 (maybe, probably)

General mills break upwards

Right now my entire portfolio is
T
VZ
UVXY
I'm green on all of them, it feels good when you do something right. We're all going to make it lads!

now moment am truth of SPY
will it close above 280.2 & give us another chance @ 287

or will it close below & give us another chance @ 264 !

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10485754
>Two clouds

Test

>>10485427
Hodl going to 2.30 today then bounce to 3.10 hard tomorrow

>>10485548
Kek, pay 100 dollars to reserve a $1500 dollar scooter, but only optioned out $2200 dollar scooters will get built.

>>10485785
>test
Works.
For the most part, HMNY is just a meme that people enjoy. It's the rough equivalent of a happening thread.

Is the DPZ bubble popping

I want to get a share of JMOM because according to robintrack no other robin hood users are holding it. It would be my mommy, all mine!

>>10485821
Here's the last piece of hilarious yet depressing part of the meme
Average price payed on robinhood
rip

>search some shit on amazon
>"order by: price"
>it's ordered all over the place, and certainly not by price

Tell my why this shit has a 860 billion market cap

>>10485854
Because all your base are belong to them goy

>>10485853
Oh my fucking god.
Did your shilling fucking work?

is twitter gonna hit -10%?

>>10485854
1,777 per share
141.1 P/E ratio
this company is fucking worthless

wowie who fucking knew that when you undercut the whole retail market to try and be the market, offer free 2 day shipping and BTFO of your employees; you get beat the fuck out cause you make no money at all
I'd buy puts if I were rich, I'd reap the normie market's money

>>10485508
me hired as CEO? sound about right

>>10485765
screw you two itchy clouds top tier method, especially when clouds float really high over price

>>10485682
I can admit when I am wrong, and when I over react
I'm sorry for doubting you, good call senpai

>>10485902
I hope this is bait
Amazon has never been about retail.
Its entire value is
1) AWS which powers at least 40% of the internet, and is still better than Google Cloud (actually that's not hard, Google's support is absolute garbage). Azure is niche and people are wary of micro$oft
2) Their supply chain logistics algorithms, which are the best in the world

>>10485902
buy a put spread then, pussy. one guy here already blew up his entire account shorting Lexcorp, you can be number two

>>10485463
>no they are getting even more competition from PDD. Buy BILI almost no completion and user growth is booming. BILI is dusting both alibaba and tencent on video service.
https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1002698/bilibili-removed-from-android-app-stores-for-promoting-incest
Bilibili Removed From Android App Stores for Promoting Incest
https://www.gurufocus.com/news/714226/bilibili-announces-updates-on-recent-online-content-inspection
Bilibili Announces Updates On Recent Online Content Inspection

>>10485902
They're an infrastructure company and I'm guessing that the long term business plan is more fulfillment by amazon deals where someone else holds the inventory risk while amazon handles payments, shipping, and handling.

>>10485992
Fucking ChinkCom
What's the point of animu without wincest ???

I felt a silken, sad, uncertain rustling this morning, something louder than before. There were stealthy bears approaching. They thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.

SELL! I stood repeating. SELL IT ALL WITHOUT DELAY. HODL NEVERMORE.

So i did. And it saved me a 4% loss to this point and perhaps more still to come.

I don't usually make a habit of selling hard on a hunch but boy it saved me a lot of money today and secured the meager profit i had accrued from my original entry as well.

>>10485853
>just
$42

oh fuck

Is that because of reverse split or is that really what people paid for 1/250th a current $1 share?

>>10485930
I had no doubt they were making their money elsewhere, but they're running debt to asset ratio of 75%
480% over the last 5 years; this parabolic growth seems so odd

would you buy a company that will take 141 years to earn back the amt. you put into the company?

>>10485968
I don't bet on the market waking up and trading rationally; bad bet to think they'll be smart

>>10486026
Are you styxxenhammer666?

>>10486032
Amazon is all about the sick profits when they automate all the workers. No drivers, no workers, no cashiers, drones/autonomous delivery.

That's when AMZN goes nuts

>>10486032
I mean Tesla literally never made money and that company has $220 stock price.

Fucking kek @ HMNYs market cap

it not looking good for everyone favorite ETF
SPY almost look like wishes NDX would fudge off

Yeah we definitely had a dead cat bounce on the stock around 2pm.

>>10485665
TSLA investors are die-hard fanatic cultists, of which many have full on retirement funds, hedge funds to exert their buying power with. They are buying an philosophy, not a company's stock. You go long or short on TSLA (especially using TA) at extreme peril because the shit makes no sense whatsoever. You might as well speculate on the price of oil.

I wish I was better at photoshop, I would love to take the poster of the last samurai and edit it to say the last bagholder with big 5s face shopped in, in regards to HMNY.

Looks like the bounce @ .80 on HMNY was a bull trap.

Ignorant people are equating netflix/facebook/twitter and social media with actual technology companies I think. FAANG really is the most retarded group of stocks when they are so unrelated.

The current fear is unreasonable outside of specific companies. Market just will take a while to realize this. Also big banks/hedges are trying their hardest to get lower prices to buy in at since they have been so safe relative to market which is why they fucking sucked at gains over the past 10 years.

He shorted TWTR?

>>10486093
Bare in mind FB and Twitter and those bullshit FAANG stocks make up 70% of the S&P's gains. No wonder some will retrace.

>>10486041

haven't a clue on this gods green (red) earth who that is.

>>10486128
Are we ready for the ETF collapse apocalypse?

BWEN breaking out

>Big5Guy is a shareholder of HMNY

>>10486107
Tesla shorts are also crazy though, just look at them on twatter

I should do a straddle

>>10486107
kek can see this, personally am never touching TSLA even though think it will hit $500 someday


>>10486128
they only 25% S&P gains! right now everything in SP 3 to 1 green : red |
it amazing SP even lost 40 points DESU

>>10486026

Oh hey, WEED is rallying from the dump as I thought it might. Sweet 1% gain on that trade. LITERALLY rolling in cash monies now. Will hodl this one if it maintains the higher low.

>>10486148
would this shit blow up if the democrats win 2020?

>>10486181
Are you still bear mode desu?
UVXY is 33% of my portfolio, I'm tempted to go 100% but I won't because I'm not a gambling degenerate anymore.

Slow and steady wins the race, friends.

>>10486215
based

>>10486201
if oil and gas prices keep going up it doesn't matter who wins elections

>>10485327
I read volume is literally zero today.

>>10485336
I should have said no cryptoshit. I do not have the autism reserves or free time to follow that sector.

Anyone got anyother memestock suggestions?

>>10486032
I think it has something to do with R&D which are expensed according to GAAP. The market is pricing AMZN by capitalizing those expenses and giving them a premium

>>10486233
Invest in dividends my guy.

You'll be able to retire much earlier if you get a good start!

>>10486211
yeah especially if SPY closes under 280.2

>>10486244
It has to do with technology continually improving and delivering results. The AI Meme has moved more in the past few years than in it's history. At some point we will have improved technology besides in screens and communication.

If that happens the market will go insane towards the upside. You really have to ignore all boom bust cycles, economics, and other things. Just take a step back and look at technology improvement.

>>10486233
>DRUS

>>10486211
>UVXY is 33% of my portfolio
>I'm not a gambling degenerate anymore

>>10486233
buy my LCI bags

>that RAD pump

God I love this stock.

>>10486257
Fuck I accidently went 100% into TVIX
oops

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 0.36% off my JNJ, T, and my favorite PSMT!

Fuck I bought this call too early in the day and now I'm getting my gains today justed

>>10486005
They are now even banning the use of the term "anime and manga" when describing anime, instead they can only describe it as animation.

And there's the closing bell.
HMNY delisted. I'm still down 30 cents.

>>10486311
SPX spiked up to 2802 @ end so kek
guess me slightly bullish x.x

>>10486165
Tesla shorts are bigger fucking lunatics than the longs are. They're like yuppies that move into a haunted house and want to file a civil lawsuit on the fucking resident poltergeist cause it knocked their fucking expensive furniture over.

>>10485196

kek

>>10485201

Fraud charges when?

>>10486341
the point is, how do I profit from this craziness

other than shorting Twitter, which I sadly missed the boat on

>>10486324
Me had fought back hard to get $822 back
now am under $775

said no more meme stock buyying but couldnt help self with FB and TWTR dip
but got rekt ;_;

damn me
me so stupid

The end is dawn

>>10486339
Sorry desu, but the bear is going to rip this market apart

>>10486370
Let me cheer you up. Where do you live? Let me pump and dump that snatch baby.

>>10486341
Tesla shorts lack imagination and don't understand things. It's the same exact personality who thought apple is overpriced garbage, which it is.

They don't really understand how to evaluate humans as irrational customers. When Tesla started off people called electric cars completely stupid.

>>10486370
>mfw I canceled my TWTR limit buy order last Friday

>>10486365
You don't. You missed the boat already when Tesla was releasing their new model of cars like a year back. Now public opinion slowly turns against Elon Musk for being a shitty businessman and an even shittier "philanthropist".

>>10486324
Im down -0.3% after getting justed on STZ and TSN

So what did you guys pick up on sale today?

tfw bought some GOOS

disregard American stocks, acquire $EPOL

>>10486422
Just saw Tyson's chart. Sorry anon.

>>10486279
Done.

>>10486250
I have a lot of money in MLPs to off set my bagholding losses and I like that my money is in a primary market and is actually spent building shit, like pipelines that'll be worthless in 20 years.

>>10486274
I dunno why either. Luckily my broker bought some shares way below the last market price and only filled 1/3rd of the price I expected and I only lost 1/3rd the money my dumb ass would have lost.

>>10486365
twatter is going down more. It's a $20 dollar stock at best.

>>10486290
Yep, I shilled it twice and got laughed off the thread. I'm laughing now.

>>10486331
Lel at those subhuman chinks
I bet these words sound too Japanese, especially for something that surely came from China first
I don't know but it seems to me the chinks are displaying the over-compensating for their small peepees syndrome
They are pathetic Naning 2.0 when ?

>>10486423

I've been watching that dumpening. Still looks dicey to me. Might wait until daily oversold RSI to bite. Or at least established new support.

>>10486324
15.2% day here. I just keep rockin and rollin.

>>10486270
>new paradigm
i mean i get what you're saying but take a step back and really look at what you're saying
if there was ever a company I'd invest in when what you're saying happens, it wouldn't be AMZN it would be fucking NVIDIA or a microchip manufacturer

>>10486244
triple the investing in 2017, they still make a profit yearly; they have a plan either to cut out the human element to save money, improve their logistic system to justify even more profits from their prime membership revenue stream, or something else with their web services; no fucking clue what they got planned
they make money; but they made 5 billion in the last 3 years as a 865 billion dollar company
the only claim you can make is their reliability in making money, but not making a lot
I'm just staying out of it; I don't have the money or the time, but I think whenever retribution comes it will be blood fucking red with profit taking

could have made 1000€ selling my Vanguard All World @ 74€ on Friday but I chickened out. Why you ask? Because I would have had to pay 260€ in taxes and that pissed me off too much.

Holding ETFs is nice but it won't make me able to quit my wageslave job. I need to trade.

whats the best stock newsletter/newspaper? And don't say fucking /biz/, everything you niggers say is wrong

>>10486502
/smg/

There was an anon saying something about monthly candles of indices must be aligned
What gives this time ?

>>10486365
I don't know. Like I said, might as well speculate on oil. Even well informed long-term investors/ speculators have no fucking clue what they're doing. If it were possible to short the stock over a period 5 years, I'd do that. TSLA doesn't produce anything GM or Ford or even Fiat or Opel can't make. EVs are even easier to manufacture than regular cars. They're just a niche luxury-car brand-name recognition for upper-middle class status symbol seeking types but the market doesn't know how to price that accordingly. They're a minor car maker like Lotus but people act like they're buying Apple back in 1995.

>>10486387
Everything you said is accurate.

>>10486523
based
>>10486444
checked trips for truth

>>10485155
Should I go ahead and buy every single other share now? Cause its low enough for that to happen.

watch the Dr Pepper earnings
I had a 7up, a canada dry, and an aw rootbeer the past week, all were very disgusting, like liquid cereal

>>10486215
Thats explains the 2.8k savings LOL

>>10485992
they are self regulating the same way video games had to self regulate with ESRB. video game are still very profitable even with the regulations.

>>10486423
CHGG.

Looks like that was a good bet, too, it'll make up for my TSLA calls expiring worthless

FCKN Fang

>>10486381
kek probably but me have 2 stick with serious girl range trading plan
as long as we over 2802, target for 2870 set

>>10486385
kek sure but you have to submit to a pegging until butt reverse split and the bottom falls out >:D

>>10486502
the news is all fake

>>10486632
"All Chinese app stores being instructed to remove their app for a month" is not self regulation

>he awaits, drooling.
>not for the employee dining room food but for the market indices

>>10486502

They're aren't any.

>>10485051
Haters mad I was hodling 1500 HMNY. Now its 3 HMNY and haters still hatin. Lol you aint made it until you got f*ck me money. Not f*ck you money f*ck me money. I'll f*ck myself over for the principle of the matter. A movie pass is a good idea when you love movies and each movie is like 36 dollars a ticket.

>>10486682
it's the communist version of self regulation

there's no "self"

>>10486666
>>10486714
This, but there is one good source

>>10486649
What app is that?

>>10486729

>>10486729
>A movie pass is a good idea when you love movies and each movie is like 36 dollars a ticket.
yeah that's why getting a MoviePass was a good idea and getting stock in the company that owns MoviePass is a fuckstupid idea

I bought zero shares of HMNY but I did go to the movies a few times, financed by your bags!

>>10486742
>picking stocks using tarot cards
>not I Ching hexagrams

never gonna make it

Buy SQQQ

>>10486729
lol wut

>>10486778

They knew it wasn't going to work. You don't need a business degree to see that a $9/mo unlimited movie pass is not a viable business model.

They knew everyone was going to FOMO in because it was being touted as a the next NetFlix

Fansworth is a pretty smart scammer.

>>10485173
>she doesn't buy high and never sell like chad traders do
*pchhhhhhhht* 4pm time for my evening monster before bed so i can wake up and buy more HMNY tomorrow. I swear your all looking at HMNY future board member.

>>10486054
>drones/autonomous delivery
you don't believe that meme, I hope

Anyone else notice that NAK is up almost 25% over the past 3 trading days?

>>10486839
I can' tell if you're kidding or not but I support you 100%

>>10486870

zoom out

>>10485196
Damn look at the rack on the girl in the red. No wonder HMNY is going places.

>>10486475
People have been investing heavily in nvidia for this reason. Nvidia has a potentially bad few months coming up though for short-term reasons.

>>10486502
Why look at news when you can analyze raw data and make your own assessments?
Do you really need some mouth breather to read off of a teleprompter to tell you what some retard guesses why a stock moved up or down?

>>10485227
The virgin trader

>>10486536
>ford
>gm

They all spout off about how they can easily crush Tesla. Why the hold up?

>>10486901
The bagholders losses were used to purchase the executive team gender change surgeries to help avoid the army of assassin's and hitmen coming for them

>>10486933
Just reiterating. The other car companies have been calling Tesla crazy forever. Why are they not wanting to improve their own market value by capitalizing on it? Why didn't they all btfo the model S when it first hit stores?

The argument the dinosaur car companies are ultra capable doesn't hold up to analysis.

blockbuster was making good profit until it didn't

>>10485227
>not using the best trading strategy
it's like you don't want to make it

>>10486839
>Indian detected.
How are the toilet stocks doing in India after HMIT broke up?

KLAC good earnings

>>10486969
Just a market recap.

Blockbuster on the turn of netflix. How should they have acted? Closed a bunch of stores and focused on internet distribution?

The stock valuation would have loved that move.

Shit's insane if people think Tesla isn't in perfect position right now. The switchover is fucking painful and as anyone can see none of the ICE companies are doing it. Or they are doing it late with "we will invest $10 billion over 7 years on EV".

Way fucking behind. If they had actually turned on a dime they would have btfo tesla. None did. So now with Tesla doing 7k a week they are going to have cars in 3 years to catch up..

>>10485124
>What's /smg/'s stance on Nintendo?

>>10486895
I'm not currently holding shares, but I still keep it on my watchlist. I made bank swing trading this POS last year.

>>10487008
Germany EV..

Buying batteries from China lol, at losses per car just to say they have EV. When the major differentiating factor is the battery in EV..

So they aren't even taking the proper steps for the future competency they need. Shit's nutty how bad the car industry failed to prepare for the future when they had a chance.

>>10487012
>make cardboard thing for pennies
>sell it $69

Why wouldn't I like Nintendo as an investor? Those guys are geniuses at making money out of nothing. Plus good waifus.

>>10487062
muh dick

AKS puts making me some fucking money too, wooooooo

>>10486682
they are hiring more people to review content and implementing a punishment system for violators. something similar happen to video games when they got to popular in china. bilibili is too popular and they are just getting regulated.

>>10486629
Laugh all you want, ive been making solid gainz ever since i switched strategies and stopped chasing memes.

KLAC GOING STRAIGHT UP. ANOTHER WIN FOR GRIM.

>>10487157
After hours bloodbath

>>10487267
This is a joke.

>>10487267
No shit dude. /biz/ is for laughing at retards not actually taking their advice. Slow and steady wins the race, timing the market is for autists and dudebros who think theyre the next Warren Buffet

Why is Apple investing so much into car technology without car partner announced?

Tesla+Apple?

>>10487331
Apple patents involve a large display screen. Wonder if they will retrofit all the purchased models they make?

Or is it signs they might team up with a company that has display devices like this already in.

>>10486387
And longs can't read a balance sheet. Irrational or not, customers need money to buy products and products have to exist to be bought. Tesla isn't really delivering products at prices people can pay.

>>10487384
planned X/S update for 2019

>>10487331
more like apple sues tesla for IP infringment because elon refused to suck t cook's dick

>>10487401
>>10487384

detector for gaze/voice/etc

https://electrek.co/2018/07/29/tesla-kitt-like-artificial-intelligence-elon-musk/

hmmmm, shit is adding up.

Basically, I think there is 5%-10% chance for an apple and tesla announcement in August. This will inject Tesla with huge capital, and give Apple the car ecosystem.

Win Win since tesla goal is spread of electric cars. This puts the china/european factories on track with no hiccups. Whole goal is electrification so it makes sense to make the deal.

This is a very real possibility.

>>10487291
I can only get so erect! I bought that 5.5put today because AKS mostly sells to car manufacturers and they're all down lately sooooooo...

>>10487008
Porsche has an EV coming that us faster, with more range and charges faster than anything tesla offers while looking sexy af. Who is going to want a 6 year old model S when they could get the new hotness?

>>10487430
Hello Grimes

>>10487331
because they are going into the bike business

>>10487430
Again, Apple takes over AI/interface/software in the vehicles. Tesla will do the hardware and other avenues. Apple cancelled their car hardware program but happen to have a decent % of engineers working on cars...

Hired ex VP of Tesla, etc.

I think all the puzzle pieces line up on this being reality. There are some places it doesn't line up, like squeezing suppliers. Although that could have been done before to lock in lowest price possible.

WHo knows, Even everything making sense it's still very low chance and even if it is true they might delay announcement to who knows when.

>>10487461
Not grimes lol, why the fuck would she be on biz.

>>10487466
Apple + Tesla makes too much sense though, it's definitely a wild goose chase idea though.

>>10487008
Forgot to add, there is very little to research EV wise. It is a solved problem. The only piece missing is the battery. TSLA has no tech, it only had image.
TSLA decided to make a company with a missing piece, the other guys didn't. TSLA took all the losses making EVs cool and desirable to customers, basically prepping the bull market for the big autos.

Anyway if I'm right about Tesla + Apple announcement being tuesday/wednesday. This week is going to be nuts.

I wonder if any deal is contingent upon manufacturing numbers being hit.

>>10487528
People criticized apple for paying too much for beats by dre. It's just headphones.

If any tech company buys an image based brand company it is Apple.

>>10485051
>tfw reddit paid for my movies

Kek

>>10487553
Apple didn't pay 50 billion for beats. Apple would only by tesla for pennies on the dollar near bankruptcy.

>>10487579
Apple will probably want a strategic deal. Meaning they own Tesla ecosystem software wise, IOS, every tesla has their software. They fund expansion and give them immediate cash.

I don't see a buyout. Just meant big $$$ partnership. Who knows though.

>tfw sold amd at 17.16 to buy fb

harley davidson just announced three new motorcycles, each of which are targeted towards a different sector in which they had no representation

harley davidson might be a good buy for a quick pump tomorrow

Why are American stocks so not comfy?

>>10487659
hnnnnnggggg

now all they gotta do is bring back Buell and win some fucking races again

>>10487624

holy shit, how can anyone be this dumb

>>10487745
I'm just...
>sport bike
>v-twin
what the fuck...

At least they're attempting to capture younger market share.
Now they just have to price it right. If they price the pan-america at like $20k while honda/bmw/ktm/etc are still $12-16k, they're still going to go down the shitter

and something tells me they're not going to drop the Apple mentality of overpricing their shit for a brand any time soon

>>10487708
wall st are jerks right now :(
they not want anyone making money anymore

Reminder to buy silver calls on August 31st!

>>10487624
should've bought a certificate or a warrant instead

>>10487752
hindsight is 20/20, smartass

>>10487825
Ducati has been making V-twin sport bikes for decades

>>10487829
every single day some new JP morgan/goldman sachs thing says to sell everything. They want to scare people as much as possible.

>>10487847

>you need hindsight to avoid selling a stock in a strong company with excellent earnings for a stock in a shit meme company that tanked on earnings and horrible outlook

dumbass

>>10487914
>fb is a meme company

>>10487864
yeah but the operative phrase here is *Ducati* has been *making sportbikes for *decades*

meanwhile HD decapitated its only promising subsidiary to make more retardedly overpriced boomer couches

>>10487914
huh, I even sold some AMD at $20.17

>>10487829
My FTSE MiB is comfy but not a lot of resources (ie no finviz)

Are people really down? All my stocks went up today. Hope everyone wasn't overweight in shitty 100+ P/E tech stocks.

>>10488056
I'm down about 30 cents in one of my ETFs. That's about it.

shud i buy back into amd now

>>10487910
this one reasons me capitulated from long term short to mid term short
banks and credit cards started screaming "sell"

>>10487986
Trump just told everyone to buy this today kek

>>10488056
me precious baby GPRO fell below $6
am heart broken over this ;_;

>>10488127
i'd hold for a little bit

>>10487914
>tanked on an earnings BEAT
>better P/E than twitter, actually makes money
oh boy oh brother oh man

>>10488056
was 7% up, then closed at 3%
I deserve that I suppose

>>10488159
The best is analysis that comes out just before earnings.

>We have the longest time period since last being informed of how the company is doing, better give a sell/buy rating

It's entirely to manipulate stock valuation when done and extremely obvious.

>>10488159
Join the italiano market for lots of snoozing times and the occasional +1%!

Some guy on ThockTwith claimed LTBR investor relations said they submitted their federal grant application but can’t comment further

>>10488268
Oof, you could have gotten better returns with bonds

>>10488368
Pic related

>>10488382
Less than 6% annually kek!

ALT just shit the bed again. Hope that anon sold.

Also, new thread?

>>10486502
This guy

>>10488616
>>10488616
>>10488616
NEW THREAD
>>10488616
>>10488616
>>10488616

>>10488624
NEW BREAD
>>10488628

>>10488625
FUCK.
I CONCEDE

>>10488649
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET YOU DO IT

>>10488658
I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU DO IT, YOU BEAT ME ANYWAYS IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY THE REST OF SMG WILL FIGURE IT OUT BUT WE CAN'T SHOW OUR FACES HERE AGAIN