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>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M Satoshi’s
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.
>You can buy an entire village in Venezuela for 4000 Satoshi’s
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

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>Paragon addicted pickpocket tries to assassinate my avatar.
>Gives me a moments notice by screaming something about Wraith Protocol and huffin’ jazz.
>Cloud-boosted memory recalls some Dogecoin Dark pump and dump from years earlier.
>Normally, District0x forces would instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>Relay stand-by orders to incoming Districtox forces.
>Download latest version of the Decentralised Jeet Kun Do by famous AI author Bruise L-AI
>Completes just as assassin is about to bear down on me.
>I swiftly flow around his awkward attack, slipping around from behind and snapping his neck.
>A loud voice cries across the Digi-speakers.
>FIRSTBLOOD!
>10k Firstblood added to my account.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud.
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI.
>Another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Lazily scratch the scar I received back in the BTC/BCH Civil war of 2017.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse /biz/ on 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me…
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost.

>> No.10466616

no chainlink
get real kid

>> No.10466640

>>10466616
LINK is a meme bro. You didn't know that?

>> No.10466925

>>10466580
more pics like this senpai

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>>10466925
Anything in particular?

>> No.10466981

If Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't have a single reference to crypto, I will be severely disappointed.

>> No.10467047

Does anyone on /biz/ play Warframe? I love how crazy trading in that game is, all the speculation and drive for profit reminds me of /biz/ sometimes

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>>10466580
>>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>Digital
>Mansion

>> No.10467083

>>10467068
Saved

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>>10466580
>>10466590