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first for nothing but green today

>>10447487
First for unnecessary apostrophes... damn it comfer

Sup

First for UVXY

fake and gay market

nth for RATSUCHAN

WHEN IS THE SEQUEL DROPPING?

>>10447487
why low debt is more attractive?

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hilarious

>>10447500
Fugg yeah that's my bad
>american education

>>10447522
More cash on hand

>still no tastytrade or tastyworks in the general

Start over, faggot.

>>10447522
Men prefer debt free virgins with no tattoos

RAD has been rad.

Love this stock but might sell when it hits $2.

>>10447513
no
its now acting correctly, according to its fundamentals. we are at least 2 years overbought

>>10447530
you dont need to go to school to learn how to read m8

>>10447519
1 Month until digitized

Stop recovering reeeeeeeee

>>10447555

And on top of page:

>Marijuana for beginners: What's a sativa?
>picture of boomer

Buy?

What non-tech stocks are worth buying?

>The company announced a new IOU-based business plan

people calmed down

>>10447597
Biopharma penny memes

>>10447555
>>10447583
Better version

>>10447598

>want to adjust limit order
>go to rh history
>instant crash
>try 20 more times
>same result
What did (((They))) mean by this

oooo yeah fill that gap

>>10447570
good ... good ...

>>10447598
>tfw a corporation uses a business model that’s oddly familiar to how my ex gf lives her life
Just like her life I’m sure it’ll be others that suffer the most.

>oil is kill
What did the market mean by this?

reminder this was only wave 1 of the VIX tide coming in (we can clearly see this from the penis index). its being pulled in by not only the bloodmoon, but also by mars, the bringer of war.

>>10447575
lol maybe you should stay away from shorting things and focus on dip buying. may be more your speed

told ya nasdaq bumpy road until end of summer

>>10447583
>Buying UVXY Inc. on the day of volatility reckoning
>Buying UVXY Inc. on a friday

Why do you like paying for high IV and 2 free days of theta decay comfy ?

>>10447653
it means that this is about to get a LOT worse

how do we short 2yr treasuries?
QUICK

>>10447664
>he can't recognize an obvious shitpost
>>10447670

>>10447683
DTUS

>>10447664
Vix is still only sitting at 13, I don't think the wave has even begun
Holding my UVXY at least until UVXY hits 27, then buying puts on it to ride the decay down post wave

>>10447683
It seems option market on the ETFs are not liquid

>>10447538
tastytrade is for faggots.

>>10447682
Hehe I bought a week ago, let me edit it so the Pope called the VIX wave

>>10447711
>VIXwave
Sound like a synthwave subgenre.

>People actually buying AMD


good goys

>>10447538
>tastyworks

this has been recommended to me numerous times

really should be in the OP post even though ive never used it

>BILIBILI

CHINK SCAM

What's the S&P 500 gonna do for the rest of the day? Slight recovery or revisit the earlier low point?

>>10447743
i predict recovery

>>10447711
take profit Comfy

>>10447743
280.2 !!!!

T is having a nice rally today.

>>10447742
idk mayne, anime pretty popular in them chink places.
Id wait and watch to see if they start operating an english version.

>>10447743
Close at the low.

It looks like ALT is going to r/s, should I cut my losses (10%) or hold?

Redpill me on GM
Redpill me on names of alternative energy stocks good or bad

>>10447487
TWEETERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>10447755
But it's only just begun...

>>10447711
hey...
i called the VIX wave tho...

>>10447706
yea i cant even get nothing out of those IEI IEF SHY options. everyone is scared shitless and keeps moving their prices so i cant take them. fucking faggots, i just wanna take all their money...

>>10447785
maybe not the very low, but we both know where this is heading

>>10447440

To that anon,
Truth be told friend shekelstein. I'm trying to learn that subtle art lol.

>>10447711
Hey comfy, I'd like to believe in God but I cant do it. I've been a disbeliever ever since I was a kid and no one I know actually believes and would think it weird if I told them I did. There are a few churches but being a lazy neet I cant drag myself to them.

Any advice for me?

>>10447813
we all are m8

>hmny
>2.21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBox5HLLyy0

so is there no way to get decent leverage to short the 2yr outside of futures?
i feel left out desu

>>10447850
why would you want to short the 2yr?

>>10447830
Just try to live a good life and have a greatful attitude. I don't like to talk about religious doctrine online desu, but if Mormons are right then everyone is going to have a pretty sweet afterlife. Just think about it, maybe try praying idk
>>10447809
Just looking at vix a week ago hitting that low you can tell things were going to go down. It's like the ocean

>>10447830
Finding the divine doesn’t require a church. In the modern era a local (((Protestant))) or (((Catholic))) Church might actually hamper theological understanding. Just start meditating and reading a lot my nig. That being said, liturgical observance is crucial to the mental health of a society, so you do you.

Any good tutorial on how to read charts?

trapped out of my QQQ puts reeeee.

How long until people realize AMD isn't coming up with new architecture for at least 6 months and stop buying

>>10447898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTxpqzQSNK8
Try this as a start.
I also used https://www.babypips.com to learn

believe in the bull

>>10447918
>babypips

I don't want to do forex.
Is it still gonna be helpful?

>>10447906
If you had listened to the earnings call, you'd know that ryzen3 is not the reason that ppl are getting onboard

>>10447906
Q1 2019

>>10447895
The catholic church is the whore of all the Earth. Literally worshiping Mary and other saints instead of only Christ, they will among those destroyed at the day of the rope

So, why is Twitter valuation so low compared to Facebook? I mean, I know they have trouble monetizing their model, but still, i feel there's much more potential for Twitter to still be a (big) thing in 15 years, rather than facebook

>>10447863
cuz itll get bogged to hell and back if shit flips
what, do you think the 5yr or 10yr will be better?

>>10447898
the x axis is time, its usually marked so pay attention because sometimes its by minute and sometimes its by day or longer
the y axis is the price shares traded at during that time, usually, but not always in dollars.

>>10447918
>https://www.babypips.com
ahhah fucking forex and commodities good fucking luck with that ahahhahahah

>>10447936
Eh, charts are charts for the most part. Indicators and patterns are gonna be pretty much identical.

>>10447936
It starts you at forex and works up from there. Think of it as giving you a solid foundation and building upon it at every stage

>>10447906
and intel isnt coming out with it for at least 36 months. :)

>>10447951
if shit flips, we'll see lower intrest rates and / or fleeing out of equities, wouldnt that cause 2 years to pump?

Babypips has to be the gayest name I've ever heard

Oh my God I just checked HMNY, what an unbelievable scam.

>>10447947
Social media bubble is popping. FB, TWTR, and SNAP are kill.

>>10447972
Worse than a greek shipping company

>>10447975
Yeah their loses have been affecting my etfs tied to the tech sector pretty heavily.

>>10447975
Yeah, well, I though the same every time shit went down. Yet it recovered every.fucking.time, only for it to go to the Moon, then Mars, then Jupiter. I don't believe in anything anymore.

>>10447965
no theyd run to long term bonds
stocks crashing would be a signal that the 2yr would get blown out due to the uncertainty in the near term

im thinking of doing a ghetto spread since i dont have futures of long longterm bonds and short short term ones

>>10447941
>the Mormon is going to lecture others about what should and shouldn’t be worshipped
Lel

>>10447906
AMD is just now starting to reap the rewards of its investment in Ryzen. They are going to continue to steal data center market share from INTC and that is going to translate into killer profits. AMD may be a bit of a meme, but they have some solid products underlying the meme.

>>10447941
>day of the rope
Finna based dabbing

>>10448000
Overvalued, no profit, privacy concerns

Overvalued tech is next, NFLX, NVDA, WDC

>HMNY 2.20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHM0ow6Pc_M

>>10447898

elon reports positive earnings next week?

>Levi & Korsinsky announces it has commenced an investigation of Helios and Matheson Analytics Inc. ("Helios and Matheson" or "the Company") HMNY, -65.24% concerning possible violations of federal securities laws. Helios and Matheson is the parent company for MoviePass, a subscription-based movie theater ticketing platform.

>Levi & Korsinsky is a national firm with offices in New York, California, Connecticut and Washington D.C. The firm's attorneys have extensive expertise in prosecuting securities litigation involving financial fraud, representing investors throughout the nation in securities and shareholder lawsuits. Attorney advertising. Prior results do not guarantee similar outcomes.

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/shareholder-alert-levi-korsinsky-llp-notifies-investors-of-an-investigation-involving-possible-securities-fraud-violations-by-the-board-of-directors-of-helios-and-matheson-analytics-inc-2018-07-27

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TSLA BUYING HMNY!!

>>10448068
This is the american drys.

>>10448068
Are there people here really in HMNY? This has to be some sick joke right?

>>10448068
Kek

>>10448068
I can't tell if this is a greek tragedy or a greek comedy

>>10448068
buy the dip.

WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUMPF FUCKING DOING???
4.1% GDP AND THE MARKET STILL TANKS WTFFFFF????

>>10448017
>some retarded Texan evangelical criticizes the only true and based church
SAD!

Is ALT a lost cause? I don't wanna end up like the poor bastards stuck bagholding HMNY

>>10448089
There was one anon who was. Now we are just enjoying some comedy as we quietly lick our wounds caused by losses on the other markets. My ETFs have been battered by twitter and facebooks loss.

Why da fuq are all these new IPOs not avalible to trade on robin hood yet

>>10448068
Indian scam company buys a U.S. company to become parent company of new company. New company implements a logic-defying business model.

Shareholders act surprised when new company turns out to be a financially unfeasible scam.

MILD SHOCK

anyone else buying the dip on SENS?

Why arent you buying #1 parabolic stock STZ

fug
>tfw i didnt get 8 more puts on turkey before they turned. gawdammit

also
long the russell for sour hour? or is this just suicide?

>>10448034
TSLA is gonna be the real shitshow imo

>>10448080
you lie

>>10448105
gotta break some eggs to make an omelet. or in this case grab the world economy by the pussy and toss here around for a bit till she starts giving us a better deal

>>10448124
Dips over. You're chasing diminishing returns

who /green/ every day this week?

>>10448144
I was green all the way until today.

fingers crossed that power hour is gonna be a bloodbath

oh right
i almost forgot to post this

>HMNY
>2.10

>>10448113
ALT is the real deal moon mission anon

>>10448169

>>10448134
Oh how could I forget about our boy elon. TSLA will crash and he will have such a spectacular meltdown on social media. Cant wait!

>>10448144
Aahahahahahahahahahhahahahha... no.

>>10448208
watch out, Elon probably just made a call to chinese moot about this post

retail thinks this is an oil dip to buy.
options writers seem to think the opposite.
short oil over the weekend?

>>10448167
its not
likely gonna wanna short VIX to close. just remember to close before the bell

>>10448207
remember tho
were still in phase 1
the whole point of this was so that i could get a BUNCH more free, far deeper calls. the fact that i got paid for it though was nice, and honestly unexpected

>>10448208
FB beats earnings and tanks. amazon beats and flatlines. tsla post all time record loss = ???

>>10448144
Only 4/5. HCLP selloff is holding me red today.
ICHR bounced on LRCX earnings, but my position was not large enough to bring me green overall.
Only power hour can save me now.

>>10448105
It is because the markets are being artificially propped up by debt.

>>10448208
I don't understand how the stocks can be this high on TSLA given the overall performance of the company the last few quarters.
Especially after that bit of news about them asking for money.

>>10448250
goes up.

>>10448105
Bazinga's amazing economic recovery was already priced it

How do you daytrade stocks? I'm too poor for investing, my current equity and investing capital is €950...

>>10448239
forgot pic

oil go bye bye for now

>>10448259
>>10448272
If it was already priced in why didn't things just flatline?
why did shit tank?

>>10448286
Day trading is a meme, buy and hold good dividend stocks
If you're posting on smg, you have a very low chance of being a successful day trader

>>10448286
don't do it

>>10448300
Should I hold UVXY until after Tesla's earnings call?

give us your power!!

DUMP IT

>>10448308
I'll never earn any money though...
Over time, my any profit I make(should I make any) would be laughable.

>>10448106
>his entire religion comes from a hat
I’ll pray for you.

>>10448300
It's not priced in, the bubble is going to burst soon for the entire market, the question is how long can Trump prop it up? He will probably kick the can down the road until 2020.

>>10448338
I can now scan your finger prints and doxx you and order a hit on you for bitcoin
Rip texas anon

>>10448323
no contango is a bitch

tho if this keeps up we might break out of it

>>10447941
>>10448017
>>10448106
>>10448338
KEK

>>10448327
Powah owwah

PAMP EET

>>10448286
Day trading profitably with your starting capital is nearly impossible as the trade fees will soak up most of your earnings.

You can, however, swing trade high risk penny stocks if you want. Hop on the right meme and with luck you'll have enough to invest in less risky bullshit. This is gambling though, especially when inexperienced. You could just as easily go play blackjack for a few evenings and probably come out about the same shape.

Buy RIOT before closing. I think Bitcoin is going to have a good weekend.

I did it! The gamble paid off anons

I made a lil easy money off my longterm hold (10 shares $XOM) and won't miss the next dividend

I'm going heavy into UVXY, next week is going to be big, in the worst way possible.

How autistic am I?

How's gold doing today guys? I"m sure with this turmoil it's probably up 10% or so.......

>>10447742
well at at least you know who to kill if they scam you. the bilibili ceo is on this video and he speaks English.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns00usJdFv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns00usJdFv8

>>10448421
reminder that BTC usually leads us on the way down

i expect that BTC will tumble this weekend

>>10448366
>he doesn’t alter his fingerprints every other day with acid
Typical Mormon ladies and gentlemen

i think i might buy a couple thousand shares of HMNY right now..

>>10448438

>>10448467
Mormons don't have fingerprints or souls for that matter. I'm going to force feed Comfy coffee and nicotine to wash him of that wretched religion.

I have 3k to add to port. What do?

I'm thinking 1.2k into visa
I want to gamble on options so gonna buy a Tesla put
What elllssee????

i cant for the life of decide which way bonds are gonna go
i know theyre about to move huge, but cant decide whether to go bullish or bearish.
what do you guys think? just go delta neutral and check back next week?

>>10448467
this

>>10448475
mid teens soon (in cents)

>>10448475
I can't believe I ever listened to you

>HMNY
>2.01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>10448144
I was red on Tuesday due to currency swings.
Otherwise green across the board.

>>10448496
based comfy

>>10448496
it's not the end of the world to fall for meme stocks, you just have to carry the lessons forward

limited capital into trash like that, limited risk no more that a couple of % of the portfolio

>>10448368
how can you tell it's in contango?

>>10448513
AMAZING!!!

>>10448533
too bad you shilled it at 60 cents

>>10448496
>I can't believe I ever listened to you
about what? HMNY?? when did i ever shill it? i bought some yesterday and sold this morning at a loss... never ever shilled HMNY... EVER!

Oh baby, pump me harder

>>10448504
so what did that take? two days? fuck

>>10448529
look at VIX futures and the actual VIX
if its at the end of the month, and the spread is still super wide, its in contango. if its in contango you will lose some everytime they roll contracts. however, as vol has been turning somewhat, ive noticed its thinned a little. this was one fo the things that made me strengthen my vol position this week

>>10448553
The fact you actually bought HMNY for any reason is sad big5

>>10448551
hes our cramer
what do you expect?

>>10448553
Kek I mean you said you were going to buy some, so I called you retarded and regret listening to you if you would ever even consider touching that
Calm ur tits, sperg

Where is that anon who had 62,000 shares of HMNY pre split. I told him he was gonna end up with $500 worth of that shit company.

>>10448553
MID TEEEEEEENS!!!! i'm down 3k and that one. thanks.

>>10448558
In less than a week it fell from 28 to 2
What a fun thing to watch.

I can recover right?

>>10448599

>>10448607
why did the government allow this to happen

>>10448614
>The absolute state of that dip.

calls are extremely cheap on TLT right now

i cant tell what exactly that means.
either retail isnt buying calls, or options writers are writing a ton of them. but then why is the put/call OI going straight up today?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

>>10448614
yea
thats just a bad day
just hedge so it doesnt happen again on monday m8

>>10448621
suck it up buttercup

>>10448614
Its time to get back in bed :)

>>10448614
alternatively
get ready and get the rest of your cash ready to buy the dip, then sell the rip at some point next week. dollar cost averaging is your fren

>India's Helios and Matheson Information Technology's telephones have dropped out of service and its email inboxes spit back inquiries with a message: "Address not found."

>>10448621
Because some companies should be allowed to fail.
Honestly I feel like I'm watching a car crash. It crashed, the people can't get out, the ambulance is stuck in traffic and it's a dead lock traffic jam, and the car just started burning.

>>10448599
>short squeeze

>>10448655

>>10448655
I just called out of curiosity. Everything is being forwarded to a voice mail.

>>10448655
i called it

fuckers are taking their private jet and flying to somewhere that doesnt extradite to the US

>>10448655
NOOOOO, I JUST BOUGHT MY MOVIEPASS TODAY!!!!!

Good God why would any of you fucks buy HMNY

When we first brought it up the entire discussion was centered around making a quick buck on cheap option flips when it literally hit rock bottom. Are ya'll fucking insane?

Guys, I don't want it to be the weekend I'll have nothing to do or think about.

>>10448688
>They took the 5 million loan, and using some fake passports they bought on the dark net as they shorted the markets, got the hell out of the country.

>>10448701
trade some crypto?

>>10448701
This is why we have videogames and alcohol.

>>10448700
None of us actually have HMNY. I'm just bringing it up because I can't stop laughing at it crashing and burning.
That's all. No investments here.
The news spilling out just makes for some lighthearted discussion while we all lick our wounds over some bad performing stocks today.

How to stop being emotionally attached to a stock?

Thinking of buying Disney stock and holding for the long term.

>>10448734
I'm not going to be able to afford cocaine or hookers for like a fucking year.

>>10448770
That bad?
Did you buy 7/27 OTM puts or what?

>>10448722
I'm long on my crypto. I don't really like trading crypto very much.
>>10448734
I don't like drinking. Video games are becoming more and more boring as every day passes.

>HMNY
>1.99
We're past the point of no return lads.

>>10448514
i had 96 percent in it. all 40 dollars rip :'C

1.90
Oh boy

>>10448754
Good plan, they have been trading sideways for 3 yrs now. When they finally release their streaming service they will eat NFLXs lunch. DIS is the premier media content creator for the foreseeable future.

>>10448791
go work out, read something, or find a time consuming hobby

>>10448792
1.93 now

>>10448714
im not even kidding
this is likely whats happening

>>10448770
>>10448784
post carnage
you were so fucking close too
sucks

>>10448735
>None of us actually have HMNY.
I just bought 2,000 shares

>>10448770
thats why i stock up on drugs before taking a huge gamble.. you know.. just incase i gotta do them all..

>>10448791
Sleeping is nice, you can dream about water parks and stuff

>>10448822
1.87
Oh boy.

sorry to hear about ur shitty meme stock guys,
But dont forget you have more shitty stocks to shill like LCI, Ford, and TVIX
Dont let the hatred burn out.
Keep trying to make newbies waste thier money.

Stay strong.

>>10448842
post pics

>>10448842
Hope you enjoy losing money lol.
But seriously, I doubt anyones putting that kind of volume on this junk stock at this point. I reckon it's people who realize "Oh, I still have stock in this shithole. Better cut my losses"

>>10448850
why cant you just GO to water parks tho?

>>10448856
whats all this faggot shit about?

>>10448851
dips are good and easy to buy

>>10448856
damn, thanks for the pep talk bro

serious post though i think amd is gonna double by eoy should i load some long term calls or just buy stonk

>>10447487
Is this Chink stock a good buy?

>PE: 5
>high growth in earnings and revenue
>zero debt

is HMNY gonna r/s again?

>>10447487
>My (non failure to go through) stop loss is $1810.99

Just fucking pick a direction

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeééë

They're going to make a movie about HMNY and we won't be able to use our MoviePass to see it.

>>10448871
The dream water park is superior

>>10448899
It can't at this point. SEC is looking into them.

>>10448913
why does that mean no reverse split?

Should i hold facebook calls over the weekend or sell them now

>>10448868
>>10448860
it only filled 1,500 of my order for some reason, maybe my broker is trying to tell me something

>>10448887
dont buy long term options when vol is high like this m8

i like LEAPs too, but you need t be careful of the vega

>>10448899
if it goes below a buck before like end of next week, it actually has to
so yes

>>10448910
I love you for that. Be my trap wife.

>>10448911
>>10448850
that's sad Ratsu. Is your life really so depressing?

>>10448890
>chink stock
>good buy

You tell me

>>10448923
If you make a single gain from that I will cry in laughter,

>>10448923
>already down 7%
nice

>>10448923
probably for the best desu senpai

>>10448911
depends on if you got a six flags, or just some chink knockoff

>>10448929
lol

>>10448935
>If you make a single gain from that I will cry in laughter,
its just a little gamble

>>10448938
yep. thats how nano caps work. you must be new if you think a 7% swing on a nano cap is big

fuck it im gonna flip a coin
heads i short oil over the weekend on DWT
tails i short it with 80 delta USO puts

>>10448923

>own 450 shares
>"you don't have enough collateral to write 1 covered call"
Robin hood everyone

>>10448948
Well it's up to 2 now.
>False sense of confidence.
>Planes is profiting off of it.
>MFW

>>10448961
>shorting oil during a month long blood moon

You're going to regret that once the Middle East blows up over the weekend.

>>10448961
DWT it is

>>10448820
I have some audiobooks I'd like to get into. I'll probably do that. I used to lift, but lost motivation.
>>10448850
I was having some really nice lucid dreams a week or so ago.

>>10448929
yeah, but it doesnt bother me

Dropped from 2 to 1.92.
That you Planes?

>>10448986
m8
go look at what oil does when the DOW is crashing and the dollar is mooning

also go look at $OVX
then go check USO put/call OI on the day, and look at the IVs on the calls/puts (retail is making bullish calls, while writers are writing them)
i know damn well what im getting myself into

>>10448939
lol its cool because often times the rollercoasters break or get stuck up high and I can just jump off into the water below and go to another ride

>>10448923
It's already going to close under $1 by Monday. Have fun with your reverse split.

>>10448992
you could always find someplace to volunteer as well

>those boomers who buy "stocks" instead of crypto
lmao

>>10449031
incorrect
i sell short both of them

>>10449031
>he didnt buy the HMNY dip
lad, keep up. you crypto grandaddies are so slow

Time for closing bell.
brb gonna watch on the TV

>>10449031
Fuck off back to every other thread on /biz/.

>>10449031
How is this any different from crypto?

>>10449059
because you can actually exchange crypto for something of value and crypto can do things like smart contract.

the only thing you can do with HMNY is watch it circle the drain

Buy HMNY.

They're too big to fail. Government bail out soon.

>>10449024
do you know the rules and regulations behind a reverse split and how dilution works and at what rate it can happen?

>>10449059
>INB4 Disneypass so you can watch Black Panther and Ant Man free becomes a 2B dollar business.

>>10449080
what an insightful post
kill yourself

>>10449070
>crypto can do things like smart contract
You know damn well no one's ever actually done this.
>>10449080
Do you know how little Farnshworth gives a fuck about regulations?

>>10449070
What's the difference between a smart contract and a more traditional contract?

>>10449080
im fairly certain if it doesnt even stay above a buck for 10 days minimum they either have to r/s again or they need to go OTC

whats it been? 2 days?

>>10449112
one is real
just not the one hes thinking of

>>10449112
no middle man required to ensure both sides hold up their end

>>10449103
>Implying Farnshworth isn't on a plane flying to another country with the 5 million dollars and the short sold stocks he made a profit on.

>tfw panic sold my yumC at a loss
fuuuuck

>>10449139
I like how you made the same typo I did on accident, but I think yours was on purpose because you thought that's how his name was spelt.

>>10449113
>>10449102
i'm not saying it's a great fucking stock, i'm in it for a gamble.

But what i am saying is that you guys sound ill educated on the subject of reverse splits, dilution, and listing requirements.

Do i love HMNY? NO i don't but i am willing to take a gamble on it because i know that the diluters only have so many shares after the r/s and have a window of time where they won't be able to dilute due to rule 144...

It's just a gamble guys.. if this gamble seems like alot of money to you guys i am done talking to you plebs.

>>10449112
Smart contract is enforced by code and can have bugs.

Traditional contract is enforced by law and relies on lawyers.

>>10447895
How about reading up on every religion? They feature common themes

Christianity (Lutheran is best)
Bhuddism
The epic poems of Hinduism
The Taoist teachings
Zoastrianism (you'll be surprised how much in pop culture is borrowed from this)
The surviving texts from Stoicism (especially meditations, and sennica's works)
Platoism
The cult of Pythagoras
Confucius's writings
Shinto teachings
The Epic of Gilgamesh
Old Greek/Roman Pantheon stories

Heck Dante's inferno is an interesting read, even if it is just epic fanfiction

Why narrow yourself to one discipline?

>>10448089
Bought in when it was .30, figured I wouldn't lose that much when it sank, if it did. I guess it did though. Oh well.

Well boys, let's see those weeklies. How'd you do and what's your plan for next week?

alright
my other stupid penny meme popped 44% today on close
check out OWVI
huge short volume, but ive been watching em cover all week

>>10449161
hey i feel ya
i just think theres better gambles rn desu

im watching HMNY for that very reason, but i think theyll dilute it some more out of necessity

>>10449151
I don't know him at all so yes, I made the same typo as you. If left to my own devices I would have called him farnsworth

>>10449161
your tripposting on a free anonymous internet message board and your mad that we are the 'plebs'

lmao

>>10449191
Get ready to short for when the crash on Wednesday

>>10449113
They don't have to go OTC until December 18. If they somehow get it to stay above $1 for 10 days, they get another 30 days before they're issued another 180 day notice.
>>10449161
It's a lot for a gamble that will result in a total loss. It's not like you're going to cut it short when it's down 50%.
>>10449203
This is why you don't blindly trust people's typos. You would have been correct.

>>10449199
>im watching HMNY for that very reason, but i think theyll dilute it some more out of necessity


honestly staying listed is the last of their worries right now imo
they need cash badly

>>10448931
What's wrong with it? It's listed in the NYSE. Don't they check their balance sheets or something to see if they are defrauding investors?

>>10449228
and thats why i anticipate further dilution
aint no one gonna lend it to em

>>10449226
rip me.
Well lesson learned.

>>10449233
>trusting chinese balance sheets

>>10449191
Go JUST'd holding a stock into earnings but RAD kept me in the green and saved my ass from going red.

>>10449161
goodbye thanks dont post again

>>10449168
meanwhile pinky-swearing is like tungsten

I am going to hold UVXY until it hits 16-17 dollar range. You would all be smart to do the same.

>>10449112
Definition here: "Smart contracts are self-executing contracts with the terms of the agreement between buyer and seller being directly written into lines of code. The code and the agreements contained therein exist across a distributed, decentralized blockchain network."

>>10449191
good job grim :3
August is critical for consumer non cyclical

>>10449233
It's just a meme M8, if you've done your DD and have and entry and exit plan to fit it.

I personally don't have much faith in the Chinese market so I try to avoid their stocks.

>>10449228
They know who they need to call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPM6j1Q4sg

>>10449283
Brittle and hard to work with?

>>10449101
Why TF would dis spend any money on that shit pajeet scam when they could make their own thing at half the cost?

>>10449161
You gonna have a 3 some with you a guy and another guy to celebrate your HMNY gains?

....did robinhood just delist hmny?

>>10449325
theyre already making DisneyFlix

maybe it will have some sort of deal for in theater movie tickets

>>10449312
no
UNBREAKABLE OATHS

>>10449340
Nope. Still showing up for me.

>>10449340
Just getting the inevitable out of the way.

>>10449303
Holy shit this commercial.
I remember it. Wasn't shit like this popular before the 2008 crash?

>>10449336
are you gonna post carnage?
youre not totaled are you?
i thought you said you had money in other things too?

>>10449353
I just sold the couple shares I had in, and now it's showing as "this stock is not supported." Weird.

>>10449283
Getting to touch another human being sure makes me tungsten

>>10449340
They made it untradable when the rs hit

>>10449293
Thanks!
>>10449249
Green is green! I just came out of weeks of red feels great!

What an absolutely wonderful week

>FB wrecked
>JEWtel wrecked
>HMNY wrecked
>Redditors committing suicide
>Planes is back and bought into HMNY so we get to see him cry next week

Thank God for the market, thank moot for the boards, thank you anons for the entertainment.

>>10449370
That account got blown the fuck up. I don't even want to look at it. Its going to take a year or so to save up another 20 grand though.

>>10449199
>im watching HMNY for that very reason, but i think theyll dilute it some more out of necessity
yes they will dilute it more. but right now there is only so much they can do until "the dust settles" i''m not planning on holding it for a fucking investment bro.. i'm holding it for 1 maybe 2 days max lol I think the company is garbage as fuck and is a toxic pile of waste but i'll take a gamble on some of them spikes lol

>>10449191
Don't use robinhood but I made 8k this week, mostly on HCLP.
Rest of gains were from AMD and a few trades.

>>10449377
Remove it from your watch list and add it again. They changed their CUSIP number after the reverse split and Robinhood's API is too shitty to just automatically update it, so it looks like they just straight up made another.

>>10449362
post 08 free money glitch made this shit WAY more popular

>>10449435
>Thank God for the market
thank *the bogs
>thank moot for the boards
we thank moot for nothing
>thank you anons for the entertainment.
y-you t-too

>>10449453
>That account got blown the fuck up
i bet
>don't even want to look at it
cant blame ya
>Its going to take a year or so to save up another 20 grand though.
hey well at least you got a job lol
and you wont have to pay taxes at ALL this year

>>10449405
No, they're just a shitty broker. See >>10449489

>>10449472
Great job!!

>>10449226
>It's a lot for a gamble
its only 3 grand bro..

>>10449453
sucks too because you were so close
off by a day. fuck m8
sorry for your loss

freshly baked
>>10449512
>>10449512
>>10449512
new bread

>>10449510
That's more than the vast majority of the accounts in /smg/.

>>10449258
I made this meme for you to use in the future

>>10449498
Yeah I'll probably end up with a real fat refund check when it's all said and done.

testing

>>10449525
>That's more than the vast majority of the accounts in /smg/.
i think you'd be suprised at some of the account sizes of people lurking here...

>>10449559
all the more to spend on options gambles i guess

you gotta tell me tho, why didnt you opt for a debit put spread?

>>10449599
No, I wouldn't be surprised by large individual accounts. I would be surprised if there was a substantial number of them, though.

>>10449616
i'm pretty sure alot of people here have more than 10k in their accounts..

>>10449635
Probably less than 1/3 of the general. Besides if that's what we're considering a large account, then it'd be stupid as fuck to gamble with $3k, unless total loss wasn't on the table, like it is with HMNY.

>>10449668
Considering modest margin use, you can safely assume a third have 50k available for trade I bet.

>>10448754
I hate the company but more or less agree they are a great long term investment.

Hope you sold your gold today. It's never going to be green again

>>10450128
this but unironically