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For me the big issue with ARK isn't just longterm, my dreamgirl streams on Twitch and she's not a donation whore by any means, but sometimes she misses streams to take extra shifts at her job and sometimes jokes "anyone out there feel like paying my rent for the next few months?" She only has 30-50 viewers and those comments are meant completely in jest, but it's always been my dream to be able to say "sure!" and she gets the donation notification and reads "Travis has just tipped 100 ARK?!" "oh my god I wasn't being serious, oh please you didn't have to.." and just breaks down crying as I tell her don't worry about it, it's not a lot of money to me but I know how much this can help you, you should be doing this a career and if this helps you devote yourself full time it's money well spent.

And I don't become pushy or feel demanding of her time after that, but I do try to initiate some conversations over skype, and our sense of humor just clicks and she notices the guitar in the background and asks if I play and I brush it off, and she's all "oh please, serenade me!" and does the joking puppy dog eyes thing and I sigh all right, and pick it up and while I could play super advanced classical guitar concertos that would be trying to hard, and I instead do a silly laid back improvised classic disney medley with fun jazz elements, and she ends up singing along, and I adjust my playing to compliment her voice and own phrasing with the subtle subtext that I would be as responsive to her as a lover..... and we end up agreeing to meet and well...a gentleman never...

But that will never fucking happen if this fucking bear market never ends, what the fucking hell?!!??!?

>> No.10442798
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10442798

>>10442777
Are you trying to kill Ark? What the fuck is this garbage?

>> No.10442806

>>10442798
Join the correct slack channels for more info on ARK :)

>> No.10442812

>>10442777
Old pasta, faggot.

>> No.10442885
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people have been saying this shit will moon for a year now. truth is you're desperate fucks who've been holding onto one of the worst performing alts of the past 12 months. your in denial if you think ark v2 will give you anything other than a 10% pump followed by a subsequent harder dump, just like everything else they've released. face it arktards, even though it appears like a solid project, this one just ain't a money maker.

>> No.10443710

>>10442885
Goddammit. I crack up everytime I see this.

>> No.10443957

>>10442777

Checked. Ark will unironically be the next Bitcoin. Singularity tier gains in the future.

>> No.10444224

>>10442777
Nice get, must be true travis.

S s s stuttering pot heads

>> No.10445284

>>10443957
Check the slack for more info :)

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>>10442777
Hey anon, do you like ARK? It definitely gave me some hesitation early on and a lot of people think that ARK is overly ambitious, but when compared to earlier Crypto projects like Bitcoin and ETH, I think ARK's really come into their own, commercially and development-wise. The whole project has a clear, sound direction and gives a new sheen of consummate professionalism to blockchain space that really gives the coin a big boost! ARK's been compared to Lisk, since the lead dev has worked on both projects, but I think ARK has a far more solid development team. In August 2017, ARK released ACES, the first proof of concept for their smart bridge. But I think their most important masterpiece will be push-button deployable chains and Ark V2. A development release so hyped, most people probably don't understand the implication. But they should, because it's not just about the ability to create SmartContracts on the chain. It's also going to be the harbinger of the blockchain based Web 4.0. Hey ChainLink! Try solving the oracle problem now, you fuckin' shitty shitcoin.

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How many days until the ark departs faggots?

>> No.10447066

>>10442777
>my dreamgirl streams on Twitch and she's not a donation whore by any means, but sometimes she misses streams to take extra shifts at her job and sometimes jokes "anyone out there feel like paying my rent for the next few months?"