/biz/ - Business & Finance

real thread over here
>>10432750

>comfy thread
saged

Buy HMNY

wheres the discord?

>>10432934
We only have regular cord, will come in handy after AMZN ER.

>>10432931
HMNY to the moon

>>10432951
drop me a link lil nigga.

How we feel about Biogen? I bought 30 stocks at this dip lol

What porn stock should I buy

>>10432980
HMNY. They'll have adult theaters on their passes

AMZN earnings, how to play?

>>10433016
Puts

Don't Yolo tho

guise, should i short the roaches?

>>10433016
short turkey

any sites i can look at new stocks about to be listed on the exchange?
ICO's if u will

>>10433103
Try typing in "upcoming IPOs" into the google search field.

All-in AMZN puts. See ya on the other side.

Who /retarded/ here

>>10433103
>ICO's if u will
REEEEEEEEEEEEE COINNIGGERS OUT

>>10433150
I aint a coin nigger anymore kneepad girl.

BUY BIOGEN

HMNY outstanding count 1.7million.

HMNY bounce coming

>>10433160
yes u are
ur dumb enough to not know what an IPO is, but instead try to abstractly explain it to us w ur play-money terms

>>10433208
holy shit bot-kun
fuck off
no ones buying that shit yet

>>10433211
Absolutely correct

>tfw sold my AMD right before it started going up

I don't think buying back in now would be a smart thing to do, but I wish I had hedl a bit longer

>>10433211
based.

>>10433214
Nah lil niglet chill. Throw ur little ass in a trashcan if u keep up the disrespect

HMNY has dropped over 50% post 250:1 reverse split.

Huge bounce coming!

>>10433214
>no ones buying that shit yet
You must not be able to see much with your little robinhood account.

>>10433147
You lost $30. No tendies for a week.

if my quants are correct (and they typically are) then HMNY is poised to bounce to NFLX levels. I'd mash that buy button, boys.

HMNY POWER HOUR INBOUND 9001% BOUNCE INCOMING

>>10433259
no diphit im just not dumb enough to buy your bags, sorry

i like my penny memes under a penny, thank you

>>10433235
read a fucking book, or investopedia, or fucking anything. if you dont even know what an IPO is, your just some cryptofaggot, and your gonna lose a lot of money trying to pretend its the same game

>>10433278
>I got burned so I'm taking you fuckers with me

BUY HMNY

>>10433328
I pull a fucking miniumum of 5% gains per day dude You are fucking holding HMNY,LCI, and facebook bags, you cant say shit

>>10433123
>like clockwerk
you ready to be wrong?

as terrible you are, at least you arnt a fucking gold bug

>>10433410
whatu buying

>>10433339
DO NOT BUY HMNY

Power Hour Niggers

>>10433452
BUY HMNY OR DIE

guys im legit poor should i buy HMNY or not?

What's next for HMNY? Simple -- DJI

>>10433410
lel
you dont know shit
im shorting turkey
goback21broker

>>10433476
You should go all in on HMNY

>>10433476
Are you in debt at all? HMNY will help.

>>10433476
do you wish to become poor-er?

My girlfriend and I are both going to get moviepasses on August 1st and we're going to try and go to 10 movies in one month. By my estimations it'll cost Moviepass about $100.

Might want to consider OPRA tomorrow

>>10433524
Enjoy! -ted

>Ford
Fuuuuuuuuuck

What if moviepass was just a puppet corporation set up by the theater / movie industry to funnel money directly from the stock market into buying movie tickets?

>>10433569
great long term spot here, imo

literally one of the cheapest great companies on the board

there goes the last dip on HMNY hope you all got in

real talk, where did you guys here about this HMNY trash meme stock?

Why can't robinhood parse both a buy at .80 and sell at .90? Is that a platform problem or does everyone do that?

>>10433605
Hear is where I learned of it.

might want to close oil longs btw

>>10433605
>real talk, where did you guys here about this HMNY trash meme stock?
you must be new. Let me guess you never heard of DRYS either?

>>10433632
yeah, i know about that towel company

>>10433569

>>10433605
Wait til you get a load of GBR

>>10433679
i just made 20% on those fuckers again yesterday. its all about the timing desu senpai

>>10433647
That p/e ratio. Wow what a shit.

1 hour 5 mins left til the showdown!

>>10433762
What am I watching so I know who's on suicide watch.

Oh yeah buy KTOS. it's been up 20% the past quarter.

>>10433580
I dont see how they pan out long term. They just gave up on standard cars in NA and are moving towards trucks only there, basically letting Toyota ass rape them in their own home market. On top of that their future prospects of electric vehicles are basically a meme

>>10433778
Tech market, U can jus watch specifically AMZN

>>10433793
i don't want to be that guy, but i'd say priced in at these levels

GET READY TO RUN WITH THE WOLVES
>pic related, (You) in the middle.

>>10433842
Sure, but where do they grow? Do they sell more trucks in an oversaturated truck market? What happens if gas gets up to 3/g like it did earlier this summer and stays there? No one buys trucks when gas is that high. Theyre putting all their eggs into one basket as a company and that just reeks of mismanagement

DO I GO ALL IN HMNY /BIZ/?!

>>10433951
clearly yes

>>10433951
considering that everyone that has ever bought it (and still owns it) is holding a bag, sure why not.

>>10433951
YES! Sell it tomorrow afternoon! Don't hold it forever

HMNY going to bounce hard!

>>10433951
what could go wrong?

Seriously what do we think about HMNY

>>10434059

see->

>>10432960

>>10434059
>Seriously what do we think about HMNY
It's a shit company that is in for a major bounce after reverse split. Buy now sell tomorrow.

>>10434059
It can go lower

Jesus Christ what is with all the HMNY shills? I hope some poor noob doesn't get hoodwinked into buying into that dumpster fire of a company.

>>10434114
Farnsworth in the house

we’re all signing up for a moviepass card right? RIGHT?

>>10434104
How much SHOULD I BUY?

>>10433922
Trucks are super profitable, they have a chance in autonomous. They close a couple of plants this is $20 stock easy

>>10434153
see
>>10433524

I want to know what it feels like to actively engage in an activity that pushes a publicly traded company closer to insolvency.

>>10434156
Buy as much HMNY as you can and sell it tomorrow afternoon.

>F
Does valuation just not mean anything anymore? This poor stock is trading at 6x forward earnings and 1.1x book value.

>>10434193
get on the phone with everyone you know and get them to understand they have 5 min to make the best decision of their lives, put it all on the line NOW to make some HM(o)N(e)Y

>>10434204
F has always had a shit valuation

Almost time to break out the champagne glasses.

Betting is closed, fellas. Let's see what happens with Amazon and Intel

LOL
the spread is 10 bucks

PACK IT UP LADS, IT'S OVER

We all should have bought EA today. Looks like gonna be an easy 7-10% swing.

WHY IS IT GOING UP!?!?!!

>>10434341
I'm sorry your chart is upside down

AMAZON WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAHHHHHH

Baggy is kill.

>>10434392
EPS $5.07 vs $2.50 est

>>10434392
gotta get some chasers in before they drop it bro

>>10434392
They killed earning. Slightly shy of revenue. People suddenly care about that. Interested to see subscriber growth.

pictured: Jeff Bezos announcing earnings

>>10434429
this
if the latest ERs are anything to go by, this could battle back and forth a bit in AH

hard to tell if amzn saved us or nah just yet

Bezos during earnings call (July 2018, colorized)

>China instruct all app stores in China to remove the listing of "bilibili" and some other video apps for a month, because there are "hazardous" content in the apps
>A group of Chinese netizens have conquered a forum for "palette" and use it to shitpost about the palette character from the anime "Cell at Work". The forum was originally used by patients of palette-related diseases. Those netizens claims they are "users of the bilibili site", although doxxing indicates they are actually supporters of groups that are against the bilibili site. And they have also succeeded in influencing some media report into linking what they have done to the website bilibili
>And the Chinese government have issued take down notice for a number of anime titles.

>>10434413
Not so fast, guidance is going to be poor and the big one is still on schedule for tomorrow.

>>10434527
what puts you buy?

I wouldn't be suprised to see the ol pop and drop

>>10434443
He is coming for everyone.10x EPS increase in a year and adding 80 billion in revenue y/y

>>10434517
>palette
*platelet

This shit is comedy gold

>>10434560
1750's

Jeffy B drinking your milkshake

Amazon first to a trillion.

uhhh what

>>10434213
im new but i put 500 in. i hope oyu guys didnt fuck me

>>10432810
BOOKCONNECT!!!!!
>BOOKCONNECT!!!!!
BOOKCONNECT!!!!!
>BOOKCONNECT!!!!!

Amazon music on this conference call is great

>>10434607
>mfw this shop actually seems to be happening

>>10434746
I bought at the tip

AMZN has to be rigged. I'm starting to believe the Bezos-CIA thing. No way did it beat by 100% and now its tanking. What kind of 4D chess are these AH traders doing?

>>10434763
The Big One is coming.

>>10434746
Not a shop. That is what RH reflected for AMZN for a brief minute. Don't know if it was a glitch or a preview of things to come.

>>10434763
beating by estimates doesn't really matter as the stock doesn't trade on P/E. it trades on whether or not it's still projected to take over the world, and revenue is a bigger indicator.

>>10433278

>>10434781
Either a glitch or just a lucky timing. Bottomed at 1817 on my rh

>people unironically thought today would be red day

>>10434104
DONT BUY HMNY
me lost more money with them than anything in CRYPTO by large margin

they scam company

>>10434797
Interesting. And it slipped in revenue similar to FB yesterday?

>don't listen to the market goy
>listen to us
>Dow was a liar
>keep buying FAANG there is no big one

>>10434819
amazon didn't even slip, it just didnt blow away expectations. it's still growing, just not as fast as priced in.

>>10434616
whats the expiration?

>>10434847
That looks like a correction of about 20% is due.

Congrats on this Bears

>>10434876
Are you going to livestream your suicide?

>>10434907
dont be so hasty m8, this is still in limbo

but i appreciate the sportsmanship

>>10434907
bulls winning hard here >_> what you talking about
this 100% bs

>>10434876
Could move either way desu

>>10434969
this isnt about the charts anymore rkg
its if the countries of the world are willing to accept AMZN declaring itself a sovereign nation, and whether or not they are capable of future growth

its also about how it may have been pumped too hard for its expected growth

>>10435035
If they declare them selves a sovereign nation Trump will impose crippling tariffs.

>>10435035
me was talking 2 super rich old ladies today while having me butt poked & made fun of for being so flat

they ALL think Amazon will grow forever, and some of they am even looking move AMZN 2 greater share at their portfolio, some as high as 20%

sentiment clearly with amazon side, and there not good reason for anyone to expect different

>>10435068
i agree
either way, they have very little room for actual growth

What if Blue Origin is actually a cover for AMZN's ICBM program?

>>10435103
post flat tits

>>10435103
dont lewd mouse

>>10435134
How many countries does Amazon outrank in net worth and GDP?
They could probably buy a few African nations

>>10434392
>And another one is BTFO by the golden bull

>>10435134
What if Amazon is selling WMDs to the norks, and needs a special delivery of freedom? Anyway we can get this meme rolling before market close tomorrow?

>>10434274
Like dis?

>>10435179
Nah, let's wait until your puts expire first.
Did you actually buy 7/27s?

>>10435111
they don't even operate in Europe yet bro
if you know anything about Scandinavians you'll realize that as soon as they can order tons of shit online from the comfort of their home they'll literally suck the bezos cock forever

>>10435199
>DOWs

>>10435199
>ice in wine
why do people do this?

>>10435232
Are you retarded? Amazon has been international for years

>>10435199
>ice in wine
Why buy wine if you don't like the taste of wine?

>>10435199
That stuff is too sweet for me. I prefer Aguardiente.

>>10435176
>Bible app

Never gonna make it unless you install a Tanakh app.

>>10435246

>>10435232
>they don't even operate in Europe yet bro
reminder ladies and gentlemen, this is the average HODLer of AMZN

I want to gamble options. Gimme something smg

>>10435281
the average HODL of AMZN is rich so w/e

>>10435252
cause its fucking grape juice.

>>10435296
Uso calls tlt puts vxx calls

>>10435199
no class

>>10435199
am gonna drink some fancy merlot tonight !!!

>>10435248
>>10435252
its port, 20%ABV
cold goes better with it, dilutes how sweet it is

>>10435312
i closed my oil calls desu
and im buying bonds tomorrow. its been decided
with ya on vol

>>10435329
I'm going to drink a liter of diet mountain dew after downing two white monsters

>>10435296
Weeklies on next week's earnings. AAPL and TSLA are both next week, should be comedy gold

>>10435296
Short tsla athn bgfv
Long aapl bxp

INTC is cratering! Thank you, whichever anon told me about the 10nm clusterfuck

>>10435360
Jesse Christ
& people call me a masochist

I think bleach is on the menu tonight boys.

>>10433569
I bought in at much cheaper than this, and the dividend isn't stopping any time soon.

I really don't care what the stock itself is valued at. The market over-valued Ford massively one time in its history and now is super reluctant to value it correctly. I just want those dividends that I dump into utilities.

>>10435436
when you see me capitulation you know bear am hibernating :P

>>10435378
TSLA bankruptcy puts (those below 100 strikes by EOY) have gone up in price by 30% this week. very interdasting

>>10435410
I have been warning anons on dumb-ass ceo that flooded the company with feminist too. feminist pussy is never worth it because they will backstab your company.

>>10435378
Why do you think TSLA will tank?

Dont buy MoviePass. Go for AMC. Their earnings are up and are introducing a sustainable subscription model.

>>10433221
Sell low buy high amirite

>>10435481
isnt it weird who the weird women-are-the-devil /pol/ shils never seem to care about how AMD's CEO is a woman?

>>10435481
I mean AMD CEO is a woman

but women can sometimes be okay whereas 'male feminist' never okay

>>10435462
>when you see me capitulation you know bear am hibernating :P
ive never seen such a strong sell signal in my whole life

>>10435516
Lisa Su is a very well respected engineer and apparently a competent business woman as well and not a hyper-liberal SJW feminist.

>>10435516
>>10435525
>>10435481
women ceos have statistically proven advantages over male ceos

deal with it

>>10435496
Have you not been following any remotely related news?
>Jewish tricks to pretend to meet their 5k unit claim
>musk gong insane on Twitter
>libshits canceling preorders over politics
>the secret dumping ground
>being general vaporware

>>10435329
Classy and based AF

Keep up the good work (besides betting against the bulls)

>>10435525
Male feminists are proven rapists
>>10435568
See also yahoo and HP
oh wait

>>10435568
women will be replaced by 2d mouth pussy

>arguing about gender

The only thing that matter is profit. If you value things for dumb emotional reasons, you might be a retard

>>10435568
>SHE ETF: up 16.69%
>QQQ ETF: up 25.78%
Really makes one ponder

>>10435615
>>10435607
>>10435568
>>10435525
>>10435516
>>10435481

>>10435651
It's not my fault RKG has become a raging femtard when she got better
Sad

>>10435410
I think that would be me if you're referring to the stuff from a week ago.
I just wish I'd had the balls to do something bigger than a token short.

>>10435682
And jesus christ I thought they were done when it was down 6% but look at it go.
Did someone lose the spaghetti during the call?

>>10435568
Ummmmm no????

>>10435436

All according to keikaku

>asking price: $1900


;)

>>10435696
*3%

They called me crazy when I dumped all my money into CHK because I liked the symbol.

>>10435568
Please stop bringing your gay SJW crap here before I go full 1488 racial purity to counter it and achieve political balance.

AMD to $20

Thank you mummy SU

>>10435436
how many puts you got anyways?

>>10435568
china is not politically correct and they will tell you the truth. your statistics are manipulated by feminist. they compare data from small companies to large companies. smaller companies are going to have high growth percentage then bigger companies and they based the data on that.


>>10435516
intel made a partnership with the worst type of feminist that make victim hood a career.

>>10435768
is that henry rollins?

>>10435677
rkg is likely w/ding fucking HARD off some strong painkillers so it makes sense to me lol

>>10435745
>>10435568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DReI622oYL0

>>10435768
>girls who code
>the cyber bullying charity
Kek

>>10435747
Bought more shares the other day before AMD's ER @ 16. Feels good indeed.

>>10435799
>tfw no Mommy CEO gf

>>10435342
you'll get justed

GBR down to $2.65 today and volume dropped off. Anyone reckon it'll pump back up tomorrow?

>>10435829
why do you expect a yield spike?

>>10435839
if oils up it might go
im not in it rn tho

>>10435857
Bonds will continue to sell off even without them.

Do I buy?????////???/?

>>10435824
How many times can women cum from clitoral stimulation? Ive never tried eating a girl out for literally hours before.

>>10435902
Infantley, It stops feeling good for htem and starts to hurt after a while though which isnt plesurable

>>10435896

This looks like a tug of war by people who have too much money. Glad I stayed out.

>>10435902
Ive tried to see how many times I could cum in a row and I'm a dude, no way at least a few grills havent done that before.

>>10435975
At the end of the end of the day the AMZN earnings reports dont matter which i am SATISFIED with .
Next thing to watch out for is AAPL on the 31st, Cant say i have alot of faith in them but Clearly earning reports relfect fuck all to do with the share price

>.t bought (T)

Jesse christ...
>>10435677
No one talking shoot about women until tripfaghaters showed up and normalized their idiot /pol/ views

This whole women hating am part of their tribalism mind set
Me know should just roll over and not give into their divide & conquer tactics
But can help it >_<

>>10436025
stfu attention whore

>>10436025
RKG Womyn confirmed

>>10435809

Nice

>>10436025
>is an attention whore on one of the only anonmyous messageboard cultures on the internet
>people complain
>blame it on Nazis because oppression syndrome kicks off
FUCK

OFF

>>10436025
Post flat bruised ass or GTFO

Action moved here. The Other thread is beginning to sage itself to death.

>>10435941
Yeah, I've held down my gf and made her cum over and over before but she eventually starts begging me to stop because that shit gets too sensitive and doesn't feel good eventually.

the fact that I won't be decently off until I'm in my 40's makes me extremely sad
the best years of my life will be spent slaving away at a job I hate so I can afford college so I can get a degree so I can get a decent paying job
but I'm probably going to be graduating in a recession with a degree that doesn't have the most jobs to begin with

I can't stand the fact that I will only be wealthy towards the end of my life, when I won't have energy to do anything. I'll be frail and death will be looming, and I will just be yet another gross white middle aged old man

>>10436087
> gross white middle aged old man
that should say "middle class", I'm sorry

>>10436025
This is a stupid post, even for you

>>10435799
he is full of shit and he knows it. professionals in china will tell you not to invest in female run companies. he is not allow to say the truth because he is in a feminist country.

>>10436087
sucks to be you

>>10436133
Was what kneepadgirl said even English? I'm having difficulty reading it. Massive run on sentences kill me.

>>10435881
but if bonds continue to sell off, it WILL be a yield spike
im confus

>>10435902
enuff that it hurts

>>10436087
anon
find a job you care about
you wont be rich but you wont hate yourself

>>10436164
U dont need a yield spike to finish this sell off cycle

>>10436154
basically she has capitulated to the Golden Bull

>>10436191
kek

>>10436154
She's saying everyone loved wymyn until tripfags came and radicalized everyone to /pol/
Which is ironic, because no one talks about gender unless she brings it up, and is also ironic because she namefags
Some very impressive mental gymnastics desu

>>10436191

Futures up
Vix Futures down

Congrats on this bears

>>10436218
You ever been around women m8? It’s like talking to a third grader most of the time

>>10436179
I'm trying, but I'm still 4 years away from graduation. It's going to be a while before that happens.
In the mean time I'm stuck working at a grocery store for a few dollars above minimum

All aboard the AMD train. Next stop, $21.

>>10436261
Yeah just encourage FOMO.

>>10436261
$17 tomorrow

>>10436218
you got that wrong. she's saying the tripfag HATERS radicalized everyone to hate women. which is even more retarded.
the rest of her post about tribalism etc was spot on though

>no one talks about gender unless she brings it up
not true, gender is like the 3rd most talked about topic in 4chan and in real life. wish it wasnt though

did everyone do the right thing, and short turkey?

>>10436284
There are only 2 genders

There are only 2 kinds of options

You can only long or short

Really rustles those onions

I read over intel's report, seems pretty good to me. Guidance is positive too. The sell off was a bit excessive, should bounce back to low 50s.

AMD though is a massive meme. FOMO in at this point at your own peril.

Okay /smg/, here's my plan.

Long oil, buy inverse gold etfs and hold WEAT.

Am I retarded or is this a plausible route to gains?

>>10436261
could this be the year of amd? all I see is good news from amd in 2018.

>>10436427
what about covered calls though? or selling iron condors? pls, my iron condor's preferred pronouns are they/them

>>10436472
no. Don't buy this shit above $10. Trade it. It will never be NVDA or NXP level. AMD is the Ripple of the stock market. People see the low price and think they can get rich from it

>>10436464
i took profits on my wheat and my oil desu
i am shorting gold though

>>10436489
covered calls are short
iron condors are two happily married straight couples

>>10436503
spreads are gay couples?

>>10436420
stop posting your fucking binary options graphs gosh

>>10436492
are you sure even nvidia praised amd. amd looks like is getting their shit together now.

>>10436514
its a fib line and some emas
u need to get out moar

>>10436513
no straddles and strangles are gay couples

>>10435568
>>10436025
>>10435414

you are a masochist to post something like that here lol,

>>10436536
the guro didnt tip you off?

>>10436492
Timeline of the next 18-36 months.
>EPYC... 10 to $17
>graphics card market growth... 17-18
>Intel shitting the bed "Ummm we believe in the growth of our 14nm process....we can catch up, we swear"... 18-19
>You are here.
>Shorts start covering, SQUEEZE. 19-21
>THREADRIPPER and infinity fabric recapture sizable PC marketshare from intel and widen margins... 21-30
>32 cores on 1 chip for 500 bucks while intel offers 16 cores for 2k... 30-40
> THE FLIPPENING: AMD passes intel in PC marketshare... 40+

not sure if AMD, Gold or HMNY shills are more annoying

>>10436524
AMD is good pretty good work, but they are just too small to compete properly with the big boys. They also have a shaky record to releasing successive good products, and feels like they get lucky once in a while and come up with something good, but then fade away again for the next few years.

rate my investment plan

>make the majority of my portfolio water and bond etfs and hodl for eternity
>set aside a few hundred to fuck around with memes

>>10436588
whats a water etf?

>>10436606
>water
>liquid
>cash

Anon will wake up in twenty years to a gain of ($20.00) because they held cash and bonds

>>10436628
>>10436606
There are actual ETFs for water lol

>>10436489
Those are like all the made-up genders. You can mix shit up all you want and have fun but there's only ever a put (PeePee) and a call (Vaginee).

Put bull spreads are like transvestites

>>10436636
Well, that might be useful if the world goes to shit because of global warming.

>>10436636
I know, and it's as retarded as investing in the DXY

>>10436649
wait
you can buy the DXY?

Serious question: If the market were to suffer an extreme correction this year would HMNY be a good place to park your money in instead of crypto and precious metals?

>>10436576
At least AMD has seen some pretty good share price increase over the last 2 years.

>>10436674
yes, HMNY is the best known store of value
its not perfect, but its what we got.

>>10436674
It would be destroyed.

>>10436628
better than waking up in one year to a loss of $1000 because you made your whole portfolio /biz/ memes

>>10436674
>HMNY
>Good place

kek

>>10436674
no

So did any of you lose a lot because of FB crash?
Friend of mine lost 25k

>>10436674
50% hmny 50% bitcoin

>>10436674

I'm interested in the thought process that led you this question.

>>10435516
Lisa su isn't a dumb sjw cunt and much more competent than intel's old CEO and most CEOs.

>>10436674
>these people exist on here
No. Pick up cheap long term spy calls
>>10436672
Yes. UUP

>>10436680
believe it or not, all my quants agree with this

>>10436701
>muh women CEO is a success
we know that's not possible, now get out dumb SJW

>>10436674
Also, don't buy gold as a "safe haven". It'll crash with the market. It's not a safe haven anymore. We learned that in February.

Are there no rules on listings concerning market cap? Because the $1 rule can be infinitely circumvented by shit companies like hmny who just keep r/s. They are only worth like $10m now.

>>10436680
>>10436682
>>10436688
>>10436689
>>10436697
>>10436698
>>10436706
>>10436723

Getting mixed responses here. Asking because I spoke with a financial adviser over the phone about this today and he hung up on me.

>>10436737
soon 1 share will be worth the entire company
the battle will be for who controls that one share

>>10436742
>he hung up on me

There's your fucking answer right there lmao

>>10436737
they may face delisting soon

>>10436674
i hope this is b8

>>10436750
he didnt want the hidden HMNY knowledge to get out

>>10436706
well im not gonna lie, i buy the JPY (FXY) one sometimes as i get it commission free on schwab, so i could see the argument that foreigners can use it to quickly change stacks of cash overnight

>>10436674
Please tell me what drugs you just smoked

>>10436742
Call my friend Jordan Belfort. He got me in a stock called Teradyne. I can't wait to see hundreds of thousands in perecentage gains !!

Thanks
-Michael

>>10436745
That share will be worth $0.01

>>10436708
kek

>crypto is starting to tank

Dammit

>>10436745
>>10436755
I hope so. Finviz is listing their market cap as 2.04B, which I assume is not accounting for the r/s. So divide by 250, would make their company worth just over $8m. As the rate its going it will be a sub-$1m company in a few weeks.

HMNY new all time low in after market. literally everyone who is holding has bought at a higher price. congrats!

>>10436636
>>10436649
I did a little digging. Some of the water ETFs went up from $29 to $49 since 2016.

Thanks, Cuckerberg

what memes are we looking at getting in on at open tomorrow lads?

>>10436793
Are those inverse ones though?

>>10436783
thats what you get for holding fucking shitcoins

>>10436791
id like to believe no one here was dumb enough to fall for that weak raid earlier, but i also know better

>>10436793
short water then? its obviously overbought

>>10436805
GBR unironically looks like it might pump at opening tomorrow, it's had a history of doing so. Not guaranteed though

>>10436812
I didn't see any evidence of inverse anything.

>>10436814
Kek. It might be useful on a global basis because Africa still needs water infrastructure.

>>10436803
noice

>>10436832
Which ones did you check? All I found in my 30 second search was inverse ones

>>10436812
no
it turns out water was the golden bull all along

>>10436825
were those 11,200 orders buys or sells?

>>10436805
>If options
Puts on SQ and/or TWTR
Calls on CAT
>If equity
maybe SCON or ANY (I'm assuming y'all want penny stocks)

Im going to lose 2k from Intel calls :(

>>10436847
PHO, PIO, CGW, and FIW.

>>10436832
the US' water infrastructure is crumbling, somebody will need to replace the pipes and sewer systems
the beauty of investing in water is that people need it to survive and not have to dig a hole in your yard to shit
it's a low risk long term investment that provides consistent growth, the exact opposite of the volatile tech stocks that /biz/ likes to buy into

>>10436890
>the US' water infrastructure is crumbling, somebody will need to replace the pipes and sewer systems
Yeah. Just look at the people who are bitching and moaning about how long it takes to replace the pipes up in Flint.

>>10436890
short water
got it

>>10436865
feels bad man
have a kot

>>10436874
Fuck me lol I thought the "Inv" was for inverse and not "Invesco"

For those penny pumping crazed gamblers, look into things like CREG CPHI and especially JMU

For instance, JMU was bought up today. These low floater chinese shit stocks are complete crap but when they run, they fucking run. JMU is oversold and starting to get bought up. If you're a gambler, start loading some here and get ready for the pump.

Protip: Don't wait until AFTER it's already pumped. You'll be buying when Chow Mein Yong Donkey is offloading preloaded shares

AMD slow down please!!!! This is scary!!!

>>10436853
You tell me

>>10436814
>thats what you get for holding fucking shitcoins
the coin EFT by the wik twins was supposed to be approved today, but the SEC said no

>>10436965
LOL. I think I know what I'm adding to my portfolio on the next go around.

>>10432810
SMG, something occurred to me. I feel conflicted.
The other day, as I drove home from northern MN from a forestry conference, I saw these kids selling rocks (agates) by a gas station.
I thought, "well I might as well buy some with the loose quarters I have." with the thought being that colorful shiny rocks are nice, and I'd rather see these small town kids out having fun exploring for rocks than addicted to smartphones and vidya.
Than I thought further about it after I left "I might have screwed their financial future".
You see, those agates, they aren't going down in value, but the money I gave them is. Do you guys invest in shiny rocks?

>>10436992
I might join you in that endeavor. Trips confirms

>>10437004
close, but no cigar

>>10437004
Sheeeeit. No water for you.

>>10436995
KEK

>>10437023
>>10437024
:(

>>10436825
What makes you think that? It had a couple of mini-pumps the last few days, but really struggled to sustain. I missed the one yesterday because I was away from my PC for a few hours, the whole pumped lasted maybe an hour.
Also lower highs, lower lows, really looking kinda bad.

>>10436865
Don't feel bad, I have over 10k in them in shares... But I did buy those when they were mid-40s and I still collect divvys from it, so I'm not too bothered.

>>10437052
Literally just going by the history of mini pumps lol

>>10436791
>>10436759
>>10436737

For all the people claiming that HMNY is getting delisted, they're right, but they're leaving one crucial element out--it's moving up to the big daddy list. That's right, you guessed it--a one way ticket/pass to the Dow Jones Industrial.

>>10436472
>>10436446
>>10436492
This
>>10436524
Amd is genuinely doing better now than they were a year or two ago. But, right now all they're trading on - what's driving the price - is potential. Remains to be seen yet if they can actually pull shit off. But they have an opportunity. Intel and nvidia both are still much better (in tech and as businesses) and massively dominant. Amd has also taken a risk partnering with chinks; their ip could easily get stolen and copied, then their contracts cancelled. They have an opportunity but also substantial risk

AMZN revenue slip is kinda scary. Not so much for amazon itself, but as an indicator for the rest of the market.

>>10437068
I find it kind of baffling that the market seems to give credit to "potential" much more than proven ability.
I talk in broader sense than intel/amd, look at things like f vs tsla. One is a company that consistently makes money and returns value to shareholder, the other one haemorrhages cash and hasn't had a profitable quarter in 8 years. Guess which one is worth more.
This happens with a ton of other stocks as well. Makes me wonder if collectively the market is just all retarded. Hence why no AI will ever get it right, because they are simply too intelligent.

>>10432810
>Her name is NoeLLE and she rings my bell
>But she doesn't KNOW who I aaaammmm
>and she doesn't give a damn about me
BECAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

>>10436805
HMNY

>>10437156
ability is already priced in
therefore you're rewarded for correctly inferring future ability
therefore people speculate on potential

>>10437156
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up. But tech and new money shit especially moves on hype, growth and momentum, not business fundamentals. Couple this with poorfag retail fomo and this is how you get this behavior (the pricing shifts and shilling, both here and in msm). But remember we're also seeing survivorship bias and naturally inclined to notice outliers

>>10437069
i''m confused why is everyone saying that
their EPS doubled, huge earnings beat

>>10437256
change EPS to earnings per dollar-spent-on a share and you'll see how small the EPS beat was

2.50 -> 5 is a change of 0.1%

>>10433759
>timing
There's a fucking spike in the value of their shares every two years during the Summer. What sort of meme magic is this?

New thread >>10437311

>>10436696
I pulled the last of my money out of tech like 2 weeks ago, it's getting too volatile for my taste.

>>10437304
oh, so AMZN should eventually have an EPS of roughly 60 since their share price is so high
their EPS grew but not by what investors were expecting
like Facebook's is 7 at $200
is that what you're saying?

>>10437357
The post was about GBR. I can see how one would make a profit by investing in them once every two years during the Summer, but the spike usually happens during the Summer. Why is that?

>>10437403
accidently replied to wrong post
as for GBR i don't understand it I made money off of it, but probably wouldn't do the same play again.
Anything with that low of a cash per share is in big danger of bankruptcy
>>10437266

>>10437403
Gbr tied to oil which is cyclic and bulls during dinner