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First for HMNY shills investing in ROPE

What's a good Reddit sub for stocks?

HMNY going to bounce hard as fuck and poorfags going to miss out

>>10432796
r/funny

Reminder if you own 1oz of gold you will be a future trillionaire and have your own island with castles and moats and dragons

>>10432778
I heard if you buy enough HMNY they will give you a ride in their jet to a moviepass theatre of your choice

>make AT&T a ridiculously unbalanced, large portion of my portfolio
>it ends up being the only thing that I lose money on

god damnit

>>10432796
There literally isnt one.

>>10432809
And the hordes of people without gold will bow to you and call you king rather than kill, rape, and take what you have,

>>10432820
Hold it boi, T is the most based stock possible
(other than CARV)

>he didnt buy KHC below 60

>>10432820
>make AMD a ridiculously unbalanced, large portion of my portfolio.
>also have some T bags, but its k.
>lisa_su_smile.png

Buy ABMD dip y/n?

>>10432857
I'm planning on holding but I was really hoping for a nice pop when the ER came out.

>>10432857
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>no /smg/ in thread subject
Yeah no fuck off.
migrate >>10432810

HMNY loading zone $6.94-7.31

bounce coming

>>10432911
I'm sorry I failed you so much

I plan on quitting my job when I start my Upper Divisionals in uni this time next year (doing EE/CE, practically a pure math/applied calculus major, going to need all the time in the world to do my work well.)

I want to have some form of passive income, no matter how minute. So I've been thinking of investing in high-div-yield corporations or ETFs.
Assuming the market doesn't shit itself between now and then, what is going to be my best bet? Buy a bunch of shares of a few different high-yield ETFs, or diversify with a bunch of high yield corporations, even though it'll cut into my earnings?

also, what ETFs/Corps would you all recommend for divs? I'm already in ATT. It's probably the most affordable aristocrat ATM.

Does anyone else dab when they make a dollar?

>>10432928
i like $DIV personally

>>10432952
only when my stack grows by $100k

>>10432928
I'm in SCHD myself. Not a lot of volatility, but it's a good long term bet.

>>10432928
assuming the market doesnt shit itself your best bet is to buy SPY and sell a little bit each year

>>10432928
T and VZ are the most based divs possible. If you want a obscure small cap, WLKP is delicious

>>10433002
eh, SCHD is like 50bp higher yield than the S&P. be a man and buy $MORL

>>10432796
/r/wallstreetbets they are almost as degenerate as us

Who else excited for Intel to shit the bed tonight?

>>10433050
consider HIHO, ADES, JE and WLKP for smal cap divs. I'm going to get one of each once I complete my T and VZ buys

>>10433022
not even remotely true
No income investor gets exicted about 1 penny increase per year
Buy GIS and KRAFT and Citibank too

>>10433056
Intel is tonight?
Maybe I'll short a couple of CFDs.

>>10433054
Fuck you normie cunt, wsb is cancer and should be gassed

>>10433056
who hype for the AMZN destruction?

Buy HMNY

Thank me tomorrow

>>10433082
Wsb is basically smg if everyone was a namefag subhuman.

>Intel and Amazon to report earning after the bell today

Blood Moon bloody Friday

>>10433082
Said the twat who was posting screenshots all last night

>>10433072
GIS and KRAFT have too much debt, citi is a low div.
Sad

>>10433100
>not wanting to watch the worst place on the internet commit suicide

>>10432991
>monthly 7.04 divs
>only $25 a share
ok that's insane
what's the drawback

>>10433022
I'll buy more T since it's cheap af right now. I'll look into VZ too

>>10433002
SCHD seems expensive for what I could get

>>10433072
I own GIS too, I might buy more of them, but they also have some debt to explain

>>10433021
while not a bad idea for when I graduate, I really don't have a lot to work with and SPY is way too expensive for me as it is.
And also, not to invoke the be*r word, but I have a strong belief there's a correction on the horizon sometime soon.

>>10433056
my amd is ready

>>10433070
I'm gonna look into these ones.

>>10433107
Absolutely disgusting

>>10433120
GIS debt caUSED by blue buffalo acquisition

>>10433120
>I have a strong belief there's a correction on the horizon sometime soon.
then why did you say "assuming the market doesnt shit the bed?"
and how poor are you that you cant buy 4 shares of spy and sell 1 each year?

if you have a "strong belief" that there's a correction, just buy bonds and be done with it.

>>10433152
because I want to believe

>>10433152
>bonds
The correct item you seek is UVXY

Reminder only high IQ posters understand nuances of split thread /smg/ posting

If you guys aren't buying this HMNY dip. I guess you just want to stay poor.

>>10433211
I'm sorry I forgot the title...

>>10433257
no worries bud thanks for making the thread

>>10433219
Or maybe I'll just buy moviepasses for myself and my girlfriend and see how many movies it's possible to watch in a single month.

>>10433270
NO DONT DO THAT HMNY IS SUPPOSED TO BECOME PROFITABLE PEOPLE ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE IT

NOOOOOOOOO

>>10433278
HMNY is the NFLX of movie theaters

Side note.
Nice to see the goldburgs fucked back off to /pol/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

HMNY is going to fly

>>10433306
were still getting shilled about HMNY relentlessly

>>10433341
It's probably the CEO himself trying to get smol specs back in

>>10433341
HMNY only has 1.7million shares outstanding post r/s.

Get in now and thank me tomorrow.

>>10433120
6-7% yearly, but they pay out every month. it's higher risk than your typical vanguard dividend fund, hence the higher return.

>tfw made rkg's weekly profit target in one trade
Who else /made it/

>>10433278
>muh quants
fuck right off

>>10433358
>HMNY only has 1.7million shares outstanding post r/s.
and im sure it will continue getting diluted post r/s too

im waiting

So you guys are just gamblers not long term investors?

>>10433341
At this point I just see it as a massive joke.

>>10433384
/smg/ really is a mixed bag of everything

Lol

>>10433288
She's down for it. If we go see 10 movies together then that'll cost Moviepass about $100 or so.

>>10433341
I bought $1 worth of shares as a joke and just got rid of it for $7 lel

>>10433384
and really bad gamblers at that

>>10433384
Both.

Buy HMNY for a gamble buy some boomer shit for investment

>>10433373
up around 20k or so this month thanks to boring index ETFs

Its time for Power hour before the legendary Amazon boosts the Spx to 2850 TODAY

>>10433384
it's too much fun not to gamble a bit when you're starting to understand it all. then most typically implement basic boglehead strategies

.32 spread on HMNY holy shit watch for that bounce!

>>10433442
By bounce do you mean gap down?

>>10433402
DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BANKRUPT MOVIE PASS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

From wikipedia
On July 2, Helios and Matheson Analytics filed to raise $1.2 billion to keep MoviePass solvent.They filed to sell off debt and securities.
Christ sounds like the company is a real shit show.

>>10433418
Based Popuko, I repositioned my Amazon today, my body is ready

>A little over a year ago I added $1000 extra to my account, agonizing over weither to buy GOOG@$980 a share, or AMZN@$989 a share

Better decision that 2 years ago when I bought $800 in stocks instead of BTC@$800 a coin

fucking RIP ford just obliterated me

>>10433553
Bible poster, I want you to pray for mercy and compassion from our Father when Amazon plunges into the center of the Earth

>>10433577
I don't think I'd ever invest in an American car company

>>10433553
I will always regret selling goog at 1000 and netflix at 300

>>10433577
Yeah I just got Justed

now we wait for Intel and Amazon earnings reports

I'm about to get justed, I think.

HERE COMES THE BOUNCE
M
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Y

>>10432750
if gold is so invaluable, why did they do this?

>>10433594
even if it drops, it will be back to green in less than a month

besides, ive already hedged just in case

>>10433611
>and netflix at 300
I sold it at 198
and i sold 20 shares of HEAR when it was $1.50 ($20+ a share nowadays)

dont let the past weigh you down, you can only change your future

>>10433492
thats ok, theyll just make more shares

seriously the fags shilling HMNY right now dont understand how broke that company is. there will be further dilution the whole way down

>>10433384
the only people who gamble are option fags and day traders.

HMNY $3000 a share by EOY

Screencap this.

short 1000 $HMNY @ $7.06 #timestamped

>>10433664
you'll be taking that negativity straight to the breadline unless you jump about the $$ HMNY asap

what does everybody recommend for somebody with $1000 monthly right nwo to invest at age 22, i want to retire by like 55 desu

>>10433702
Roth IRA

>>10433702
s&p500 index fund like VOO

>>10433702
T and VZ

There are some people here that still aren't in HMNY for the bounce

>>10433702
SPY and DIA
with monthly and quarterly dividends, youll have plenty of money to either DRIP or meme gamble with too

>>10433702
Just VOO it

>>10433702
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

HMNY easy $10 tomorrow maybe even $12

>>10433702
HMNY and FB

>>10433692
m8 i dont need to trade that shit stock
i prefer to trade actual OTC companies, rather than listed companies that are on their way there.

the fact the went for the 250:1 r/s (while diluting heavily before and after) at all shuld tell you that company is in a tighter spot than you think they are

>>10433744
Don't waste your time, these are stupid faggot bagholders just trying to get a better exit

LCI looks like it's finally reversing positively. Good luck to those who held it. You have strong hands.

33 minutes till close
Amazon reports soon
DAY OF RECKONING

Some of you are going to miss the easy HMNY bounce. That's ok, I know you don't all like making money.

>>10433405
Impossible lying faggot, kys

it's a crying sHame
M
N
Y

>>10433709
>>10433712
>>10433721
>>10433723
>>10433730
thank you sirs, so far I have like $2500 worth of a mix between Memecoin, QQQ, and a couple MSFT shares

How are QQQ, VOO, SPY, DIA all anticipated to grow in the next 2 decades or so? I have a relatively wealthy family behind me so I can be quite aggressive, as in I don't need to buy any boring bonds yet. Do most people split the different ETFs they have, just in case something were to happen to QQQ specifically or w/e? QQQ I'm getting dividends in Robinhood soon too, which is nice didn't realize I would lol

>>10433818
>11 posts by this id

Just leaked, AMZN is going to beat on EPS by 18%, beat on revenue by 11% and guidance is going to be excellent. S&P going to 3000, shorts are going to be destroyed.

>>10433843
BUY SILVER

>>10433818
>That's ok
obviously it isnt since you keep on trying to shill your bags here

>>10433856
ooooooooooooooo

>>10433856
Sauce

>>10432750
Hey so I am getting spooked and want to move into dividend stocks and ETFs, selling off my chip makers and FANGs.

What do you guys like? I'm not going to set up a drip, I just want some divis sitting in my robinhood incase we have a large correction.

do I FOMO into a second share of AMZN?

>>10433843
stick to 1 month charts on tradingview and take a look at VOO. stick to basics = low cost, solid growth, rising tide etc. ... steer clear of the funny shitpost-tier stocks on here (HMNY), diversify with VB, VIOO, VYM, VNQ...

t. boomer vanguard fanboy

>>10433856
I'll wait and see what direction things are going and buy or sell some e-mini futures to ride the momentum.

>>10433892

>>10433843
historically you can expect 7-8% returns a year, on average. there will be ups and downs. SPY/VOO are basically the same. You don't need DIA if you own the S&P500. QQQ is nasdaq. only buy funds with low expense ratios. all of the aforementioned ones fit that bill.

>>10433875
My uncle works for Taunus, he told me this.

>>10433764
i just dont wanna see more kids getting cut down like that
its just not right
HMNY is a very slow, painful way to kill yourself

>>10433890
if they drop im thinking of upgrading to rh gold so that i can leverage buy another share tomorrow

>>10433910
My dad works for nintendo and he says they are going to miss by 3%

>>10433921
That is funny and all but i'm not joking.

>>10433888
I personally am heavily invested in the SCHD, VGT, AOm, and VGIT
I'm thinking about trying out a couple different ones in the weeks and months that are not pure ETFs. ETFs are long term compounding interest animals that are good for building a long term wealth.

my pep-pep is high up at HMNY and he say in next 15 min there's gonna be some millionaires made

>>10433890
yes. they're already punished today because of facebook. you're getting in at 3% cheaper for free.

So, should I go now into Facebook for something like a quick gain in a month or two? I definitely don't want to go long term on that hough.

>>10433910
Wtf is that

>>10433928
>>10433921
>>10433910
My dad currently works at Lehman brothers, he told me to buy HMNY

>>10433947
Yes buy 100 OTM calls for $2500

>>10433918
I was about to buy then I checked the price, literally $2k for a share fuck that sorry Daddy Jeff but I cant afford that

>>10433954
It's a bank holding company, it's parent bank is DB.

>>10433956
i think my pep-pep knows your dad

>>10433973

>>10433947
FB is going to die, just let it happen

>>10433973
I wouldn't touch DB with a 30 foot pole....

>>10433956
whoa, thanks for the inside info

>>10433921
>>10433910
>>10433856
their earnings are irrelevant, the market's reaction to the earnings is what matters (changes the price)

>>10433991
I'm not telling you to buy DB i'm telling you to long AMZN.

Classic FOMO pattern on robintrack
TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

>>10434008
holy shit, RH is the custodian for $150,000,000 in AMZN shares

Anyone shorting intel?

>>10434008
correct
its ogre

>>10434005
That's called insider trading.

>>10433935
Cool I will look into those. Currently I just have a few hundred shares of OXSQ that I bought when it was TICC a few years back, has been pretty consistently giving 10-12% div a year. Got about 6k to put into new stocks and then I am just going to wait for the correction.

>>10434036
More than that, that's just the # of RH users holding AMZN shares, some users will be holding more than 1 share.

>>10434008
idk, the moving averages are converging...

>>10434042
>tfw long AMZN and Intel

>>10434042
Have you been on /g/? Everyone has been buying intel for their gaming rigs this year. Normies love intel.

Buy HMNY before the close! You will be happy you did tomorrow.

>>10434048
Doesn't matter if nobody know his name or mine. Not to mention like the other Anon said, market reaction is going to play a role as well.

I did it lads, my money is on HMNY.

>>10434092
F

>>10434092
Good Job!
$30,000 EOY

>>10434071
wtf is this? Pride TA? Explain to a stock/TA newbie plz.

>>10434071
i can tell you're a pleb because you keep posting that retarded chart, hoping someone will comment that it's cool.

I am NOT a fan of amazon today

>>10434092
im sorry for your loss anon

>>10434092
horrible decision my man

>>10434105
Probably just a lot of nervous retail unloading.

>>10434092
congratulations on your total loss

>>10434092
>You should have listened

>>10434042
I have a 40 put that expires in January. Waiting to see if they really fucked up 10nm as bad as rumored.

>>10434071
is that a 1 minute chart? are you retarded?

>>10434074
>>10434073
>>10434042
Intel has already publicly implied it's had a stellar quarter

>>10434119
retail is buying >>10434008

>>10434119
If amazons earnings aren't what investors expect them to be (I.E. lower) you could be seeing a powerslide in after hours trading.

I call it a powerslide at least. Sounds more fun.

>>10434135
intel 14nm are literally faster than competitors 10nm. once intel releases 10nm its all over.

>>10434102
better?

>people dont know how to long something on /smg/

Facebook mooning

final chance to FOMO into TWTR under 50

>>10434146
That only represents RH users though.

The people saying not to buy HMNY right now are the same people that are going to come in crying tomorrow wishing they bought

>>10434161
I got some

>>10434158
Well apparently Intel's 10nm is a hot dumpster fire without production quality yields and AMD is skipping entirely right to 7nm sooooooooooo we shall see

i just picked up some HMNY for my nieces and nephews wanna make sure they can go to college and succeed some day

>>10434188

>>10434196
you just gave your nieces and nephews a lifetime of slavery

>>10434169
correct
but i dont have the orderbooks
its still the best indicator of retail buying we got desu

been looking at FB for awhile now. Have decided gonna hold it for awhile.

Bad:
Dumps 10% more effective than pumps

Good:
Volume & Price action still above $209 levels

>>10434196
why do you hate your family?

>>10434159
ohhh it dropped below Kumo
did it hit your stop loss?

Ford literally trading at 1.1x book value
thinking about doubling up.

>>10434239
early today, bought back in at 1809, so we will see how it does...

HOLD ON TO YOUR ANUSES

WE /EARNINGS/ NOW

Oh boy here we go

Aaaaaaaand it's time

BULLDOGS

Ding ding ding! I'd ask how everyone did today, but I have a feeling things have only begun..

LOL

HERE WE FUCKING GO

lez go...

AMZN DEAD

good thing i got rid of all my HMNY bags today

>>10434092
same here bro. we're gonna make it. I believe

>>10434301
+0.2%
was at +2% at open but things bleed as they usually do
Based HSY

Amazon missed.

OH NO NO NO NO

>>10434320
HOLY FUCK from -5% to +5% in 30 seconds

Nani

oh god amazon me counting on you...
was distracted by dicks today and never had chance for closed long

currently hedged long 55% short 45% pls amzon plz

>>10434268
damn ouch good luck

>>10434330
I'm scared bro but I still have faith

APOLOGIZE

AMZN
bid 1700
ask 1890
lmao

le pump...

>>10434333
But that one anons dad said they were going to beat earnings...

Amazon Pumping

Yay my $250 Intel short.
Wooo.

Nevermind Amazon did pretty well.

This bull has no brakes.

WTF IS GOING ON WITH AMAZON'S SPREADS

UH THIS ISNT GOOD

>>10434381
dont play with my emotions

>>10434377
rip Baggy's puts KEK

Amazon hasn't reported yet. This is ah volatility

>>10434378
Holy shit it just keeps falling

>>10434407
https://www.thestreet.com/investing/amazon-second-quarter-live-blog-14663997?puc=yahoo&cm_ven=YAHOO&yptr=yahoo

>>10434422

>>10434425
That just confirms what I said?

>>10434425
Dafuq? It's not on their IR site

>>10434422
I told you about the server market.
I warned you dog.
t. enterprise pro

>>10434451

Only up by 3 cents today. I took a hit because of facebook, but the revenue and EPS from Amazon may well save the ETF I'm in on.
The earnings for 3 of the companies are encouraging. Hopefully Facebook recovers over time.

oh no no no no

>>10433830
He could have gotten the equivalent of up to 249 free shares, since they rounded up to whole numbers with the 250 consolidation. So yeah he could have actually done it.

Ya"ll can eat my dick

Are there lower tier stocks for Google and Amazon? I can't invest that much in one single company/one single stock with my current portfolio ($12500).

>>10434505
Good job anon. I'm both jealous and proud of you.

>>10434510
Fgnu/d

>>10434505
Wow bro $50 in gains. You could buy a real Bible and still have cash for the collection plate.

>>10434510
Find an ETF

>>10434510
what are you even asking

>>10434495
Back down it goes

>>10434355
>cross hedging on a $800 port

no one wants to buy or sell AMZN
its just market makers pushing the price around

>>10434532
top kek

the first part of my trance-vision of the bogs has come true
>AMZN will beat
now onto the second part
>zis vill do nothing to ztop ze bleeding
and of course, the third part
>ve vill liquidate all of zat faggot redditorz positions

>>10433836
>he thought no one would notice that he tried to use spaces to push characters over so they'd line up

>>10434532

>>10434554
sounds like you missed the fligHt
M
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Y

Expected EPS: $2.50
Actual EPS: $5.07
wowee

>>10434578
>He still can't do it right

>rtn kills it in earnings
>still down 2.5%
kill me
>>10433094
>implying redditards wouldn't be "liberally shaking" if someone said nigger
>>10433635
what's with jews and hanging their mouths open? where did this start? is there a name for this? gas chamber face?

>>10434604
i'll be having the last laugH
M
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Y

>>10434539
me practicing for when am wall st hedge fund manager

>>10434594
They still managed to miss projected rev tho
Amazing

>>10434535
Amazon is at 1800 USD, Google is at 1268, I'd like to invest like 500 USD in each because I don't want to put too much in one company right now.

>>10434547
this tho
its really fucking weird looking

you could easily move AMZN 1% w even 100k rn

>>10434535
hes asking to get AMZN/GOOG returns without investing a full $1,000 in either of them

there really SHOULD be a FAANG ETF for poor plebs

>>10434510
try looking up Stash or wahtever on phones, similar apps too im sure that let you basically buy portions of a share, not sure how their costs work though

>>10434630
your only options are ETFs, and, well, options. Specifically, deep ITM calls.

>>10434648
Maybe if it was a FAAG ETF

>>10434648
There is and I already posted it you dumb nigger

The AMZN pop is coming, be patient.

>>10434668
imagine being mad on the internet about message board posts

at what point financially should one consider moving from robinhood to a big boy broker

>>10434653
Okay, thanks.

>>10434675

>>10434678
InteractiveBrokers has a $10k minimum, so about $11,000

or look at Fidelity and such at like $3k i think they have 2500 min

>>10434653
wat, ITM calls will cost $5k+ for amazon

>that NQ_F spike
the heckies O.O

>>10433702
Pump &dump FB right fucking now. Tonight!

HERE WE GO

god damn it, intel beat.
I was hoping AMD would go even higher if they missed.

>>10434726
Of course they did, they raised guidance just recently

>>10434697
well then looks like he ought to buy ETFs.
Or wait for IV to calm down because buying options at earnings is literally retarded

>>10434268
you did it!

>>10434708
because Faang doesnt actually effect the indices that much, its all small spec cope

>>10434522
Nothing is certain until 9:30 tomorrow anyways, so I'm just going celebrate by enjoying some bong rips

>>10434532
How did you do today?

>>10434726
Intel is dumping, my man.

AMZN slowly creeping back up

>>10434817
I could buy a hooker to fuck in the confessional booth

>>10434517
BILI

>>10434726
I sortof want to listen into the intel call for shits and giggles. Want to hear the execs defend themselves against all the investor questions on how they're being raped my AMD.

>>10434885
I don't understand a word of what you're saying.

>>10434851
I can only hope AMD goes higher tomorrow.
I'm tempted to buy more AMD just because I genuinely believe they're going to innovate more, and better, than intel and they have the ability now to make a dent in the market

>>10434808
trust me, me know ;_:
everything in NAS & SPY 3 to 1 green today

the spike violent tho
once 7340 broken, NAS has NO CEILING

>>10434892
>>>/a/176149286

Guys I made all the right moves and I am scared help.

when does optimism and exuberance become irrational exuberance

>>10434905
it never had a ceiling
its going to 8k end of year
Tech is the future so it will actually go to 80k

And again.

>>10434880
Noice

>>10434648
>there really SHOULD be a FAANG ETF for poor plebs
There is and it's shit
FNG, started up last year

Whats Donald Trump's portfolio?

>>10434355
>>10434775
dont worry bear, its going to come back down tomorrow morning, it always has tall candles the day after earnings

>>10434904
Good idea, but wait for a dip first. You'll understand if you've held for more than a year.

>>10435109
you think I should take profits and wait?
I just don't want to sell too soon. I've already been bitten twice by doing so, and then never have AMD dip again

>>10435128
Maybe if you swing trade, easiest way to win is to just hold and buy the dips

How many of you are getting wrecked on your AMZN puts?

>>10435203
Nobody here actually bought any, it was all just larping

>>10435225
good thing

>>10435203
i think baggy was the only one who did it
everyone else was just joking or did something else

>>10434947
this the golden question
am of belief irrational exuberance will look like T.A on television, boomers actually leaving their jobs, and luxury goods being pitched like mad

>>10434973
probably but as long as nas under 340, there unfinished business @ 280 & 200

>>10435104
not in AMZNs case, it keep going up forever ;_;

>>10435243
See
>>10435225

>>10435203
I bought a 1250 7/27 put for $2
Am i gonna make it

>>10435278
If true you literally handed your money to a stranger with your dick tucked between your legs. At least it was only $2 though.

>>10435278
haha
i honestly hope you do
that would be worthy of an oprah book or a disney movie or some shit

>>10435278
Was there nothing deeper out of the money you could've bought?
Zero-commission brokers were a mistake.

>>10435278
lmao how is that even worth $2

AMZN doesnt know which direction it wants to go

>beats expected EPS by $2.50
>barely rises 1%

L O L
P R I C E D I N

>>10435380
EPS isnt everything

>>10435380
>$2.50 EPS
that's only a change of 0.1% in earnings yield tho

>>10435395

ok

>>10435380
2.50 EPS is nothing when you compare it to the underlying.
AMZN has been dancing on the edge of even-having-a-revenue-at-all for years now.

>>10435407
>revenue
earnings I mean

>>10435337
i checked
its actually worth $25
and 73 people actually fucking did it today
in fact its incredible how many retards bought all of these fuckers way down here. the people that are active in this market are beyond simply retarded

>>10435402
It literally isn't you have to consider revenue, guidance, and how the earnings call went.

>>10435260
>not in AMZNs case, it keep going up forever ;_;
probably a dip tomorrow, if not all day then at least in the morning

maybe

>>10435380
to be fair, they mooned yesterday when they really shouldnt have

fuck me i wish i could write naked puts against AMZN like this

that would be some bretty high margins requirements tho

Is it customary to not have ERs on Fridays after trading hours?

>>10435523
>tfw I've been trading stocks since 2008 and futures for 2 years now but have never even looked at options
>I have no idea what any of that shit means

>>10435604
delta, theta, vega and other greeks are just meaningless. simply search the thought vector space for all possible futures and you'll be fine

>>10435604
its just greeks
i have em smooshed together so i can see most of em when looking at muh chartz on the same screen desu

>>10435616
>simply search the thought vector space for all possible futures and you'll be fine
id like to think that he found that thought vector where he wasnt retarded, and actually made it

Lol get fukt Intel, where my AMD bois at?

>>10435604
Good
Options are no better than casino unless you using them 2 hedge and in that case you not need know all that junk

>>10435759
>and in that case you not need know all that junk
Why are you so dumb, rkg?
Is it the methadone?

>>10435698
I really expected the exact opposite to happen with AMD and Intel. Glad I didn't gamble on those.

mig8

>>10432810