/biz/ - Business & Finance

you want to sue somebody that said mean words to you? lul

He's been Jewing you this whole time.

He's just mad that his loyal Goyim is no longer loyal to him only.

>>10431497
Just post a Glassdoor review.

>>10431497
> i want to invest in decentralized, unregulated products

> i want the centralized , regulated legal system in every facet of my life

>>10431517
He threatened my life. That’s not a joke.

Probably didn't spot the trend early enough and is now salty af

>>10431567
"Financial Advisor" is short for "Guy who knows you can't buy securities without him so he'll fuck with you as much as you'll take".

Now you know for sure he's been fucking you the entire time.

>>10431497
Honestly thats pretty badass OP, I really hope hit hit a bump or something after saying that because that is probably the coolest interaction with a financial adviser, especially a personal one, I've heard of.

>OP's financial advisor is BDE

>>10431497
sounds fake desu
if you sued him the only money you would get is from punitive damages, and considering that you are neither rich nor a minority you will not win the case. Tell him to fuck off, pretty much told you if you lose everything in crypto dont come crying to me. Also if your going to do reddit spacing try not to press enter after every sentence

>>10431497
>didn't say nice fud unironically irl

why so beta op

>>10431497
some goy said mean ting to me, I post on internet!

this isn’t Twitter fagget

>>10431497
>when you come back to my firm, you’re going to suffer. And when you beg me to recoup your losses, I’ll stare into your eyes while I crush the life out of you
kek what the fuck. do people actually say shit like this irl?

>>10431497
You cant do anything....but if its a larger firm you can call the company and file a complaint against him.

>Y-you're going to n-need me, goy! D-don't say I didn't warn y-you!

>>10431497
hell yeah you can sue him. go to a psychiatrist, tell him you are now emotionally damaged, then file a suit with that as evidence. if you can find a lawyer who will convince a jury that financial advisors are blood sucking leeches then you'll probably win based on the jury's emotions.

>>10431497
kek that's as much o a bullish sign as you can get
all those kikes and their inflation-level gains can go fuck themselves, you should've told him exactly that.

>>10431497
If you don't have millions and properties for assets there's no need for a financial advisor. Especially if they are not fee only financial advisor and have a cfp. Most of them are scumbags and care about selling you junk high commission mutual funds. Fuck that piece of shit. I worked in the industry and will not go back.

>>10431497
>Do I have grounds to sue?
No, because the story is fake.

>>10431599
Make sure the settlement is paid in BTC and LINK

>>10431497
No. For the most part, future threats of violence do not constitute an assault.

>>10431497

I'm reporting you to your financial advisor for slander. Enjoy your lawsuit.

>>10431707
Eh I’m also retarded because assault is criminal and this would be civil lol.

Still, probably don’t have an IIED claim either

>>10431585
Op could identify as a rich minority to get around that stipulation.

>>10431497
It means he was stealing your money and he is mad because he won't be able to do so in the future.

>>10431497

You can sue a ham sandwich. Your suit will be tossed. Where are your damages?

>>10431911
>Where are your damages
severe butthurt

>>10431497
>suing for butthurt
How much of a fag are you? Are you a chick? You should have told him to fuck off and that should be the end. People like you are going to get the bar raised to file a lawsuit, scum.

>>10431911
You can even sue Jesus Christ but he tends not to show in court and judges don't like to put out warrants for Christ lmao

>>10431989
>he doesn’t realize that when people don’t show up to court they lose by default

>>10432009
Kek

>sue culture
>society is improving
pick one

>>10431585
>pretty much told you if you lose everything in crypto dont come crying to me
This. Hope you don't fuck up op.
>>10431941
>>10431969
Butthurt mind

>>10431536
Jew here can confirm

the virgin crypto nerd vs the chad financial expert

youre lucky he didnt throw you in his lunch locker op

Forget about him he's not worth your time. If you make it in crypto give him a call if you still feel like it and say NO U

>>10431497
NO NO NO
this goy can't do this

Get rich, show up in lambo, start waving cash around that you'd like him to invest, after he's excited, light up a cigar in his office, and tell him you've reconsidered.

>>10431497
thats a shitty larp even for /biz/ standards kid

>>10431590
Yes because hes right. OP is a complete dumbass unless he plans on only buying BTC.

OP sounds like a special snowflake that got his feelings hurt. OP just kys

>>10431497
He made you his bitch when you didn't say anything back, anon

>>10431497
Suepussies deserve whatever happens to them.

>>10433652
This will happen

Report him to the SEC/CFTC/etc. His comment could be perceived as a threat or form of coercion/intimidation for wanting to withdraw your investment with him/his firm. Youre taking part of his pay from him. Of course he will FUD crypto. The reality is you will probably lose money in crypto, as 90% will so he isnt completely wrong. Just buy and hodl I guess

Salty af. Don’t know why you feel the need to pay someone to fuck with your wealth up until now but good job giving him the dildo OP. Financial managers are a fucking scam

>I’ll stare into your eyes while I crush the life out of you.
What kind of chromosome challenged limp dick nincompoop would actually say this. Unconvincing LARP imo

>>10431567
pussy

>>10431497
You shouldn't have told him shit

>>10431579
>no load mutual funds
But you sort of can, I mean do you think he was really offering OP restricted stock or other investment with rediculous minimum investments?

>>10431560
This
Fuck you OP you dirty fucking baboon

>>10431911
>>10431941
>you can sue a ham sandwich
>your suit will be toasted
severe butter

I hope he calls the bank he transfers your money to and warns them about your "crypto plan"