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10421249 No.10421249 [Reply] [Original]

new Chainlink ad I'm about to drop on the chans and reddit - what do you think?

>> No.10421262

No you dumb fuck, fuck off with this shit

>> No.10421271

you know people fud for free right? you're doing it wrong

>> No.10421290

wtf why isnt our grand master holiness sergey not the guy in the picture.

>> No.10421304

They're not shaping the future of currency though you fucking moron.

>> No.10421316

>>10421262
As I've said before, I'm not letting you faggots fud this coin into irrelevance. I'm taking matters into my own hands and pumping my own bags. Fuck off

>> No.10421317

>>10421249
beautiful, more fud pls

>> No.10421346
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>>10421304
LINK is shaping the future of literary everything

>> No.10421362
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>>10421317
pic related was my first draft but I took a couple free marketing/advertising courses on MIT OpenCourseWare and such over the past week and I think I improved quite a bit so I'm ready to use this new ad going forward, I think it works well and conveys our goal in a short and concise message

>> No.10421500

>>10421316
Do you know who puts crypto ads up? Pajeet scammers. All you'll (maybe) get is a temporary minuscule pump. Let the normies fomo in at $100+

>> No.10421521

Let the brainlet waste his money, he could have bought more LINK

>forever poor brainiet
>thinks LINK will pump because of banner
>doesn't realize it will never need marketed to normies

>> No.10421531

>>10421316
You think this ad will get people interested in ChainLink? Seriously? Put something about decentralized oracle's, Sergey, or something about the fact that smart contracts will be used for so much more than just tokens now. No one gives a shit if some random bought a coin, this ad reads like a arthritis ad on the back of a newspaper that boomers read (real boomers not 30 year old boomers)

>> No.10421536

I'm actually starting to shill Link to /LGBT/ on 4chan.

Lots of them have AIDS and need money so figure I'd be nice and help these dykes out.

>> No.10421553

>>10421249
OMG why is there a nigger in every single fucking ad first you have a nigger in literally every fucking commercial and now an ad on chainlink has a feral pavement ape in it.

>> No.10421557 [DELETED] 
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10421557

Use this

>> No.10421605
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10421605

what is link?
>is it a meme like gentoo?
>is it a serious creation of /biz/

>> No.10421659

>>10421553
Look at me I'm black and in a chainlink ad....... trying to make people think niggers are actually smart when they are dumb as fuck for the most part my.

Fuck the globalists!

I mean there are 13% black people in this country. therss no fucking way that 13% of Americans invested in crypto are black. You might literally have 14,000 blacks nationwide who are in crypto. Which represents a fraction of a fraction of a percent of blacks in the country.

There are no blacks on Dev teams except for that telcoin guy and he's not even really black because he doesn't talk like a gangster rapper.

I'm so sick of this shit. Im scared to fly an airplane cuz I'm worried because of some diversity bullshit crap that the pilot will be black when I show up. And I would never get on the plane then if I walk off the plane I could probably end up getting arrested for being insensitive to these savages. I'm sick of it all!!!!

>> No.10421673

>>10421362
I approve this design, really activates my almonds. pump those bags op, meme magic is on our side!!!

>> No.10421712

>>10421659
>not appreciating the subtlety
>typical ghetto nigger name
>last name of the slave owning president

>> No.10421719

>>10421249
Unfortunately for all of us this isn't that funny of a troll, I like that you're trying something new here but you can do better

>> No.10421747

>>10421346
>literary
Link is the Shakespeare of everything?

>> No.10421763

>>10421249
you have got to be a pajeet. where are you from?

>> No.10421786

>>10421249
Literally who?

>> No.10421800

It would be a shame not to add something about $1000 EOY. A bit of spice to get the normies really interested.

>> No.10421801
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>>10421249
Fucking KYS faggot

Saged

>> No.10421857

>>10421249
I can't stop laughing

>> No.10421909

Looks like Rory's wife's son grew up!

>> No.10421955

>>10421249
>>10421316
>>10421362
>>10421712
>summer break is in progress
You suck at making banners and in 4 posts it's easily determined you are just a moron kid. Just fuck off with this larpfud.

>> No.10422003

>>10421955
Fuck off gramps, I'm making money

>> No.10422048

>>10421557
Holy shit. Thanks for this.

>> No.10422050

>>10421605
Chainlink is the reserve currency of keks you half-literate.

>> No.10422079

Nigga do it. The fud campaigns are over, marine here ready to share with Normans. Poorfag bizraelis not gonna buy enough to drive up the price.

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>>10422003
>gramps
This is the best you have? Now we all know your'e a dumb kid. Pic related is everyone in your life when they talk about you behind your back. Enjoy failing life. Enjoy your new school year as well, lad.

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>>10421249
AHAHAHAHA YES

>> No.10422318

>>10421557
genius

>> No.10422364

Da fuq? Daz my nigga D. Yall ain een paid heem to use his pitcher. He gon sue yall azz and take yall cracker azz bitcoin and chyneleenk.

Bwah I swear on mah mama we takin yo chyneleenk. I know da laws n shit cuz I been up da road. D hot az fuq right about nah. Better cheq yoself fuh dat fuq azz chyneleenk

>> No.10422530

>>10421249

drop it here. douse the building in gasoline. light a match.

>> No.10422602
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>>10421659
What about populous this shitcoin is ranked 56 btw lmfao

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>>10422602
>wisdom is an expert smart contract developer

>> No.10422643

Why hasn't this been pruned yet?

>> No.10422651

>>10421249
Good troll, I laughed pretty hard

>> No.10423717

>>10422602
I don't have a problem with them or their project I have a problem with ads

>> No.10423768

>>10421249
Amazing OP, start pumping those ads. Maybe with a little 4chan symbol in the top right corner

>> No.10423797

>>10421316
Lol your ad sucks. Probably gonna make link dump more. Post it faggot.

>> No.10423819
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I laughed. Do it OP, what do we have to lose (but our precious linkies!)...