/biz/ - Business & Finance

Behold, the power of meme magic

>>10418423
by having a moderately high IQ and a decent ability to focus

>>10418460
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH ... *GASP*
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10418519
let me guess, you hold HOLO

>>10418423
FAT
A
T

Pull off what? It's not like the price action has moved it out of bounds. You can accumulate if you want to. No rush.

>>10418423
Autism

>>10418570
How’d we pull off discovering the next great development in blockchain despite 0 hype from the team or investors outside of biz, and especially for remaining devout during a crippling bear market and going months without official updates?

We are truly the chosen autists

>>10418533
Incorrect, my dearest Pajeet. I hold BTC and ETH. Anything else isn‘t worth holding.

I didnt believe in it, until Assblaster. Thats when I actually stopped to read the threads, do my own research.

Yeah, rags or riches.

>>10418625
>We are truly the chosen autists
well you are if you have 5 digits and up

>>10418635
and that why you did not get any eth at less then 10 bucks yet you sit there being a fucking brainlet.Nice to know nolink faggots like you will think you are very clever buying link at 200 plus.In fact just buy Mobius,,,

>>10418716
>200 plus
Oh dear.

>>10418726

>>10418744
You are one of the serious fudders aren't you. Go on drink your kolaid lmao

>>10418782
>kolaid lmao
Thanks for proving my point. Farewell.

>>10418625
its our destiny to get rich together

its the next stage in 4chans evolution. to be populated by thousands of millionaire neets shitposting all day on the way into the matrix. maybe we'll even go on to build connections and businesses, find new shrewd investments, becoming part of the global elite, fighting globalists, and build a future heavily polluted with memes

>>10418456
watching this happen live made me buy 75K Link

Pull what off? Zoom out and look at the one month and 6month views

Stop spamming chainlink on biz, no one wants to buy your bags

>>10418423
with the grace of kek

We made it

>>10418826
Screencaped lmaaaaaaaaaaao

>>10418438
No

>>10418635

We're gonna make it frens
I'd be happy with Link hitting ~$30, I can't even fathom what will happen if you guys are right and it hits $1000.
Being a multimillionare would be insane, I'd be able to fund this cartoon I'm writing all in my own.

actually heard that Sergey Nazarov is actually a russian agent. The 32 million ICO in was to influence politicians. He is part of the Kremlin. If you own link you support the russian federation.

>>10419619
>implying anyone here is selling

>>10420666
trans link?

>>10420695
>implying half this board isn't drumpf supporters and would gargle Putin's cum if they had the chance
Pretty weak FUD though

>Rent free in your head

>>10420666
>ill be a multimillionaire at $200
fuck i feel like that tron retard, is this unironically just a meme?

>>10420668
Once, the Raven saw a piece of cheese in a window, and grabbing it in his beak, flew off quickly to a nearby tree, there to savour it and eat it in peace.

Now the Fox, who was passing by, was very fond of cheese, and when she saw the cheese in the Raven’s beak, she determined to have it for herself. Going up to the foot of the tree, she called up to the Raven, ‘Oh my dear friend, how wonderful you look today! You are the handsomest bird I have ever seen. Oh the shine of your feathers, the regal grace with which you hold you hold your head! Your voice must be as beautiful as you! If only I could hear you sing…’ and the Fox sighed, as though with longing.

The Raven was deeply flattered. No one had called him handsome before, or wanted to hear him sing! Surely he could please this kind Fox and sing a little song for her! Taking a deep breathe, he opened his beak…and let fall the piece of cheese. The first caw was not even out of his throat when the Fox had snapped up the piece of cheese and run off through the woods with it!

>>10420753
I'll hit a milli at $50. If it ever does get to $50 I'll probably sell half my stack and keep the rest to see how high it moons.
If you haven't already I would diversify as insurance just in case link ends up being a meme. I'm also holding a sizable amount of Ark, and some Nano, Sky & OMG.

I don't really understand what happened. I see so many people talking about LINK. Is it too late? Some kind of scam? I'd love to make an easy million w crypto but is it even possible?

>>10420849
how new are you

>>10420849
no. now is the time fren.

>>10419886
The largest cup and handle formation in history. GET READY

>>10420860
Like 2 hrs in. I think I'm late. Dammit.

>>10420876
lurk moar faggot

>be dApp dev
>need some external api data every 5 mins
>could write a quick oracle in an afternoon
>instead i am going to spend tens of thousands of dollars every 5 minutes to buy $1000 stinkie linkies so i can pay some virign neet neckbeard in moms basement to use his JSON parser.

>>10418423
>SHACKING

>>10420780
Sergey is the fox while the crow represents us, the bagholders?

Link threads pumping, looks like its time for the good ol' pull out.

>>10420927
Level zero FUD

holy shit linklets got ir right nowall along

>>10418587
Stop using my picture... use this one. Creeper.

>>10418438
I missed you, also
>rent free

What exactly is new with LINK?

>>10421237
Where do you come from? How did you heard about /biz/ and Link why a lot of new friends are coming today to my board?

>>10421237
Digital Asset Blythe Masters
Ass Bl aster

>>10418423
>SHACKING
Anon, When it moons you can be mansioning

>>10421411
kek

get the fuck in >>10421249

>>10420818

Just need a bit of WTC and you're set

>>10420695
So republicans support link? Very bullish desu

>>10421286
I thought I dreamed this

>>10421286
She's on the board of Digital Chamber of Commerce.... do you know who's the president of Digital chamber of commerce? Perianne Boring

>>10418423
KEK sent his energy from the pyramids.

>>10420849
>Is it too late?
Look up link price
You tell me

>>10418423
welcome to the light nolinker

>>10418423

>>10418884
the emerging NEET ELITE

its on us to take back the world

>>10420927
LMAO fag this project isnt for your poor ass and your shitty dApp. Its for large corporations and giant financial institutions.

>>10420849
Yeah its a scam. Don't invest. Trust me on this.

>>10422681
Oh yeah!?!?

W-why though, anon?

>>10420927
>quick oracle
>your quick oracle
I don't trust your centralized quick oracle anon.

>>10421286

WHAT THE FUCK

Has to be a coincidence, but still...

>>10422719
ICO purchasers just want to dump on nu-coiners and retard investors, you could become part of those uninformed retard investors from this fake euphoria and hype. Trust me on this, every shitcoin goes through this process on /biz/, it seems like its going to change the world.... then once the mega dump is over the coin is completely forgotten. May I remind you DGB was shilled non-stop for months, now it gets no threads. Thats the fate of Chainshit.

Invest at your own risk, buy 1000 link if you must, but i've seen this a hundred times before.

>>10421445
>t. OP of summer break bullshit thread
Fuck off kid, quit following me.

t. gramps

I FOMO'd in and now it's fucking DUMPING

what did you find out specifically ?

>>10421237

They put up a website and leaked that they were about to hire someone to start marketing it soon. The hilarious thing about all this "we made it! Link is mooning!" threads are that it's simply retraced back to where it was a couple of weeks ago. It's barted up and down from $0.18 to $0.25 for 2 weeks. A lot of the linkies on here are still down about 50% from buying it near $0.50.

>>10420780
Then Sergey came and ate the cheese and the fox.

The lesson of the story kids:
If you see a fat Russian dressing a plaid shirt and stuttering about smartcontracts leave anything you are eating on the ground and walk away slowly.

>>10422773
Coincidence.. right...

>>10418423
Pull what?
The price was higher a week ago, both in sats and dollar

>>10422780
This. ICO was $1 per LINK and now look what price it is. Those retards are desperate to make up their losses so they're shilling it endlessly. Don't buy.

>>10418423
SOMEONE PUT THE DARK BLUE HEXAGON AROUND THE ORIGINAL CHAINLLINK LOGO, THAT NEEDS TO BE THE NEW LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10422904
Fuck off, ICO price was definitely not $1. A lot of people who bough in at ICO sold when it was over $1 and it did more than a 10x when it hit its ATH

>>10422780
>>10422904

I see more calmness and sense coming from these two.
I think the lot of you just want that shit to moon like everything else. Memetics ? Kind of dangerous anons.

>>10422904
It was 10 cents gtfo

It was just a pump for the website. Mainnet is not out. It already started to go down...

>>10421286
>>10422773
>>10422879
Our Memes are converging. The Singularity approaches.

whats with all the spelling mistakes on the website? pretty fucking embarrassing desu

>>10422904
>ICO was $1 per LINK and now look what price it is.
retarded fud. how can link be $1 at ico when being over $1 defeats the purpose of the token. stupid pajeets i swear to god

>>10418456
>coin increases in value from 21 cents to 23 cents, still more than EIGHT PERCENT down from the all-time high where most of you bought in.
>pajeets on /biz/ claim "meme magic"

this is about as pathetic and disgraceful as it gets, you stinky linky's really do give /biz/ a bad rep.

>>10423119
The whole market bled out for months, anyone holding alts through that got fucked. It's disingenuous to say that Link is bad project because of it. The project is starting to come together and people are catching on. This is just the beginning spark

For your own sake, just ignore Chainlink. I mean there are people who really think Swift and Zeppelin take the project seriously. LMAO

>>10423181
Literally the Hindenburg disaster.

>>10418635
Nice what’s your favorite subreddits?

Fapped yesterday for the first time to the sigil and Chainlink Moons.

take some profits so my buy order gets hit please

holy shit linklets got ir right nowall along

>>10424211
>checked
>request someone puts spurdo's or gondola's face on the bear
>also requesting version where face of sergey/pepe is replaced by pink wojak and bearface is replaced by smug gondola

I do implicative written art.

>>10420849
Don't invest in it.
I'm an old linky with a dca of 0,4$ and months of stress and delusion.
You can't just come and buy at .25

>>10426049
Hahaha. Ouch, man.

We all bought, sold $1, then bought again at 0.16. Poor anon.

>>10426117
Nah, you sold at like .30 cents

>>10423425
Watch hereditary and why you shouldn’t play with sigils

>>10426117

>Larping brainlet detected

Why would you not measure your trades in Vitaliks? Why fall for obvious $ scam?

>>10420927
>write your own oracle
>downtime
>hackers

>use oraclize.it
>downtime
>even more downtime

>use chainlink
>it just works
>you just make your customers pay for it

>>10423103
Explain why over $1 is bad for the use case please

>>10418423
LINK $1k EOY.
check em.

I can't believe you all are falling for this LINK bullshit again. Stupid bum Surgery saw the price dropping and decided to pull a rabbit out of his hat. The faggot is just a loser who wants to be cool and relevant. The idiot will never accomplish anything.

Stink my link 1k eoy

>>10426682
Sergey

Mainne sooner than we expected.

>>10418438
BASED

haven't checked in on linky prices since Jan been holding since October checked earlier and saw the +15% I need a rundown marines

>>10420962
We are all made of cheese, anon.

>>10426719
Dear Lord it’s happening soon.

>>10420780
all about the cheddar.

>>10421286
her understudies nickname her that because she doesn't take any shit, you can see it in the way she carries herself and speaks. if you fuck up you get your ass blasted.

>>10418884
Imagine telling the /b/tards of 2007 all of that. They'd think you were insane.

>>10418423
Aren’t linkies down ~90% in the last 2-3 months? Has your level of delusion gotten to such a level that you’ll accept losing 9/10th’s of your money, as long as you receive a relief pump to cheer for every few weeks? No one is buying your bags. It’s over. The trading volume drops daily, because its a dead project.

>>10427657
We accumulated faggots it's call linear investment idiot

>>10426668
so close

>>10426664
It's not, it's literally a meme. The higher the price the better

>>10427677
>it's call linear investment idiot
>wat
get the fuck out you disgusting linkpajeet.

chainlink is the best thing ever made by a human

>>10423119
Damn, you are DUMB lmao

>>10426719
read this everyone. we will see marketing right before the mainnet launches. it could give you an idea of when the singularity is going to happen

>>10427974
Ever made by a sentient creature of any kind, both past and future, in all infinitity dimensions.

LINK about to crash, switch to safemode bottomed out coins for a while

>>10418635

You're literally retarded. If you think Eth has value, you'd surely agree that the layer-2 tokens like 0x, DAI and whatnot, yeah that includes Link too, also have value. Why? They're all essential parts of the ecosystem. Network effects provide value. At the very least, holding pretty much anything on Radarrelay is a must. And if you don't understand why Holochain is going to wipe the floor with almost everything else (except possibly Eth, which will itself wipe the floor with Btc) you just haven't been paying attention.

>>10420262
>>10420262
>WON in ID

damn

>i'm literally shaking
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