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10398853 No.10398853 [Reply] [Original]

is tinder a meme? do average looking guys actually get laid from this? I've pretty much /madeit/ thanks to 2017 run but idk what to do now. I am still a virgin and NEET with literally zero social connections. I dont want to fuck a prostitute though.

should I say in my bio how much money I have? I feel like that is the only thing that really "separates" me from the rest of the other dudes on there since I cant really compete with looks. does that shit actually help? fugg. please help anons.

>> No.10398897

Don’t state it you sperg. You have to buy nice things and make sure to put them in your profile pictures. E.g. buy a nice car and have it in the back of one photo. Buy a nice watch and have it in all of your photos. Buy nice clothes. Maybe buy a tailored suit.

You can’t just outright state it. That way you will only end up with gold diggers and those women are going to suck you dry as fast as they can.

>> No.10398910

Don't tell them you have money, you'll only attract the bad ones. Just start with the uglies and work your way up. Confidence is the most important thing. If you spoil them with your money they will only want more which will result in you resenting them.

>> No.10398916

You buy a boat and a captain hat, tinder is dead, try bumble.

The language of roasties is travel, waterfronts, watercraft, dogs, other roasties.

You will have only marginal success with showing these things off through a professional photographer if you are a manlet.

>> No.10398926

>>10398853
Flush yourself down the toilet, pajeet.

>> No.10398927

>>10398897
really? how long do chicks actually look at the profile? are you sure that they would look long enough to notice? i woiuld imagine most people spend less than 0.3 seconds looking at a profile; swipe, swipe, nope, swipe, nope etc.

>> No.10398951

>>10398926
>implying a pajeet would have had the balls to keep on hodling a 10x into a 100x and not cash out as soon as he made $20

>> No.10398967

>>10398853

Online dating has exacerbated the dynamic between males and females. Women are the "choosers", and can be picky. Shoving hundreds of cocks in their face through Tinder has made even the ugliest land whale have standards. I feel bad for this generation of dudes putting up with this shit. None of these girls should ever become wife or girlfriend material either. good luck anon.

>> No.10398971

>>10398853
Get ready to watch your money disappear, faggot. Some girls are professionals at extracting money from guys. If you’re a virgin you’re the easiest prey for them. They’re going to fuck you like a porn Star, you will fall in love, and they will make you think it’s real. All the while they will milk you for every penny you have and leave you as soon as your money is gone and repeat the same process to the next guy.

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>>10398927
Yeah, dudes don't really understand the roastie mind. In the time it takes you to determine if you want to fuck some thot, she has already determined the the branding of your various clothes and accessories, as well as sized up if she can stand being under your sweaty, fat disgusting body while you pump away for twelve seconds.

>> No.10398980

OP tinder is the best my man I have fucked the hottest girls because of that app. Never have caught an std or anything I always wrap it hah. Best part about tinder is you can place yourself in California lmao

>> No.10398979

>>10398853
I used to get laid regularly from it but not long after I felt like a scumbag and stopped.

>> No.10399011

I am average looking and only got 5 matches in 1 week, how old are you anon? Tinder doesn't work for me

>> No.10399023

I lost my virginity to a tinder match at the age of 28 in November last year.
Gained confidence from that experience, dated more and slept with two more women in the past 6 months. All in all, from my experience, I daresay that Tinder works.

I am sincere...

>> No.10399077

>>10399023

What did you do on the first meetup? Did you go on a date or was it purely hookup

>> No.10399080

>>10399011
Im 18. Actually used to look like a chad but after becoming NEET stopped eating good food and literally ate cereal and pizza for the past 6-8 months now I am skinny-fat, swollen face, shit hair etc.

>> No.10399118
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>>10399080
This are my matches

>> No.10399124

I've fucked maybe 4 or 5 girls off it. Only one of them would be considered attractive by most Anons standards.

>> No.10399133

>>10399118
I’m 21 btw

>> No.10399156

>>10399118
oh nice. mostly average looking. i wonder how you are actually meant to get laid. it all just seems a bit weird. meet random stranger on tinder and then agree to meet up? isnt that a bit dangerous? also, do chicks really risk that? surely there are a tonne of rapists and shit on there

>> No.10399158

>>10399077

The first meetup was after a month and half of constant chat and phone calls. The woman I matched with was staying in my town for a few days and during that time we didn't meet (ofc) so as I said constant chat and calls. At some point the calls were only sex oriented, constantly talking about sex and doing it on the phone lul which was a bit strange in the beginning but enjoyable after all. So one weekend I went to her town, I booked a hotel room for two days/nights and basically we haven't left the hotel during that time. It was fucking all along. Unfortunately things didn't work out between us but yeah that's how I lost my virginity to a tinder match.

>> No.10399190

>>10399158
shit that sounds hot in the end but a lot a lot of effort to get there. got a pic of her?

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>>10399118
Je kan nederlandse meisjes niet echt vergelijken denk ik zo.
>Wil je mij ook aaien

>> No.10399205

>>10399118
>Wil je mij ook aaien?

Cringe

>> No.10399206
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10399206

Tinder is shit now all 5/10 maybe the odd 6-7, bumble has the solid 7-9 check pic for example, I've smashed around 4-500 girls, from the 2 years I've been using it, only hit 6 and above. Fuck my life, I sound like a fuck boy.

>> No.10399213

>>10398853
Move to an area that has a high % of foreigners OP. Tons of women from outside the US use tinder as a way of working on their English so you can use it to practice your small talk and work on confidence. Take some pics with them and use them on your profile and you should be good. You do have to lookout for ones that are trying to marry their way into the states but they’re usially pretty obvious and easy to avoid

>> No.10399219

>>10399206
how do you deal with feeling so empty inside?

>> No.10399225

>>10398897
WRONG

>>10398853
Take up a hobby where you'll meet girls irl. Frequent a Yoga gym, go kayaking or some shit.

Traveling the world can give you the confidence and experience that attracts women. If you've made it, take a backpacking trip in some exotic location.

Tinder girls are trash tier. Don't waste your time.

>> No.10399228
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>>10399219
I suck on these... See pic

>> No.10399231

>>10398853
>should I say in my bio how much money I have?
Thats the dumbest thing I heard on /biz/ in a while and that means something

>> No.10399243

Yes I'm average looking and have gotten laid on tinder and bumble. You have to be funny or interesting with every single comment you make, and even then most of the time you will get ghosted before meeting up. Dont take it personally, you probly do it to others as well for no reason

>> No.10399244

>>10399206
okay fuck this. im downloading bumble. is this thing used a lot in the UK or mainly USA?

>> No.10399252

>>10399190
I used to have a lot of nudes of her as she was sending me lots and I would send dick pics in return lul but I no longer have those(not the dick picks kek). Sorry frend, she was a bit chubby but cute. What I liked the most is that she would get crazy wet, I miss her for that reason only. The rest and especially her personality was whack. I wouldn't count on Tinder to find something decent.

>> No.10399256

>>10399228
Do you have to tell the girls if you have HSV? Probably not irght? I just assume anyone on tinder already has it and is just asymptomatic

>> No.10399271

>>10399228
Yes but after they're gone and you're alone.

How do you cope?

>> No.10399312

>>10399228
>>10399206
how good looking are you OP? Also what kind of thing do you put in your profile and how long do you have to talk to these chicks before they are willing to meet up and fuck?

>> No.10399316

>>10399271
well a normie kind of thinking "well don't regret it ended, be happy it happened" could be beneficial and also thinking that "the best is about to come" could be also helpful. Apart from that I have nothing else...

>> No.10399318

>>10399256

KYS diseased cunt

>> No.10399330

>>10398853
if you want to fuck a girl uglier than you sure.

>> No.10399350

>>10399312
whoops didnt mean to put OP in there. Questions are meant for >>10399228 && >>10399206

>> No.10399352

>>10399312
I'm okay looking,normally just a few hours, I only put the words ask me in my profile. Also I get tested every 6 months and where a condom every time.

>> No.10399382

>>10399352
post your face with the eyes blocked out

>> No.10399383

>>10398897
Women can only suck you dry in that context if you're a little bitch

>> No.10399412

>>10399352
okay thanks for the answers fren. i am downloading bumble now. probably gunna try for a few weeks. if no success i may have to resort to prostitute fml

>> No.10399427

>>10399382
I've seen 4chan track down a person, just by shoes, fucking shoes of u think I'm posting a face pic, u must be out your mind.

>> No.10399458

Tinder doesn't really work for at least 80% of men.

Just think about it, women have access to the most jacked Chads available in their area. Why would they swipe right on the average phaggot?

To make it, you have to stand out with high quality DSLR photos, pics of you being social, etc.

You don't want to show off your money as you'll just attract gold diggers. Think Chad. He shows off his social proof, not his money, to get women.

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>>10398972

>> No.10399479

>>10398853
You have to have good face and display value to make it in tinder. Sexual market is the most brutal market, especially superficial apps like tinder

>> No.10399499

>>10399412
No mate don't do That, never pay for sex, the only advice I would give and I've said this before, make sure it's 50/50 on drinks, food u can pay if you have to eat, but if you buy her a drink and she drinks it, tell her she is getting the next one.

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10399519

Just a little picture of some of my matches. Also see pic....

>> No.10399538

>>10399427
u right, u right...

>> No.10399551

I have been fucking mad pussy off there but tbqh I am one handsome devil

>> No.10399565 [DELETED] 

>>10398926
This

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>>10398980

>> No.10399611

>>10398979
Pretty much this. I realized that the girls were being used by random dudes just like me and it made me want to stop.

That being said, it's a useful app for situations like yours OP. If you're single and wealthy, you might as well look for companionship on Tinder. Plus it's kind of fun.

>> No.10399646

>>10399206

>4-500 girls in 2 years.

>avg of 1.5 girls a day.

nice try faggot. im surprised your dick hasnt fallen off yet.

Either you are full of shit, or you are full of shit.

>> No.10399662

>>10399256
They can sue you you know that right?

>> No.10399672

>>10399118

Autist. Als je er geen 150 binnen 2 weken hebt dan faal je.

>> No.10399683
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>>10399118
>Wil je mij ook aaien?
Do you want to pet me?

>> No.10399688
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10399688

Okay, took me a while but I the guys instagram I used to go to high school with... I look pretty similar to pic related but with less of a jawline and lighter hair. Similar ears but mine don’t stick out so much (still stick out a bit). Do you think I can get laid/get matches?

>> No.10399705

>>10399688
mate are you retarded? Just install the fucking app and see
holy fuq

>> No.10399709
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I’ve fucked about 5 girls from tinder, they all look worse in person and are all juggling/fucking 5-10 other dudes at a time. You have to say all the right things and basically be her court jester monkey banging his symbols together entertaining her better than the 20+ other dudes messaging her. I’m a good looking dude and my success rate is only about a 10-20% message to fuck ratio. I actually caught onetitus for a tinder sloot completely out of the blue about a month and a half ago, she was 22, somewhat cute, had a similar hobby as me (art), and had the dirtiest mouth of any girl I’ve ever fucked (she fucked like a pornstar). Sadly she ended up ghosting on me which really stung my ego, lesson learned don’t treat women the way you would want to be treated and make yourself too available or give them too many compliments. Probably dodged a bullet seeing as she would receive 3-4 snaps from thirsty dudes every time we hung out and smoked weed daily and had to be on depression meds. Fuck me after my last ex burned me I swore off ever wanting a relationship and then this bitch had me hooked, will someone just invent a pill that kills sex drive and need for female companionship?

>> No.10399715

>>10399705
I did... been swiping for 15 minutes now and no matches. this shit sucks

>> No.10399719

>biz - business & finance

>> No.10399721

These girls are fucking strangers off the internet. Seriously, realistically consider the chances of getting lucky by meeting a girl in person, considering most of them already fuck strangers for internet points. Get some good clothes and a haircut, pick up a book or two on socialization and you will be doing much better. That's my advice take it or leave it, you are welcome.

>> No.10399731

>>10399206

gibs khazar milkies

>> No.10399735

According to reddit, 100% of all females get laid by the top 1% males constantly, while the other 99% will soon be hunted for sport

>> No.10399736

>>10399719
this is business and finance retard. I have /madeit/ but am still a fucking virgin loser. Whats the point of this board if we cant help eachother move forward in life after money.

>> No.10399755

>>10399715
guys please help. why am i getting no matches.

>> No.10399760

>>10398910
>Don't tell them you have money, you'll only attract the bad ones.
as easy as this, kek

>> No.10399764

>>10399646
Okay maybe I was a little bit over the top Lol, but somewhere between 250-300 is true, no lies trust me.

>> No.10399774

>>10398967
this too, kek

>> No.10399777

Bumble definitely has hotter bitches but 90 percent of them are fake accounts or bots

Dude who said he fucked 400 chicks in a year is a larping faggot. I get like 20 matches a month and I'm 9/10 and my friend whos a model gets similar results.

>> No.10399781

>>10399736
to trade more and become a good trader. if you trade for money you already lost

>> No.10399786

>>10398967
yep

>> No.10399789

>>10399318
>>10399662
Do you guys know what the actual rate of HSV infection is? HPV?

If you have more than 5 parnters you've definitely fucked someone with Herpes or HPV and probably have it yourself. If I had to guess I'd say greater than 90% of the girls on tinder have at least one and probably both.

>> No.10399800

>>10399760
>as easy as this, kek
okay fuck this. what should my bio be?

>I dont have a job; Made a serious amount of cash from buying bitcoin early.

>> No.10399852

>>10399709
>is too weak to separate sex from love
>wants to kill sex drive with a pill instead of manning up

you won't make it

>> No.10399930

>>10398853
okay ive been swiping right for an hour now... still no matches. where all of you just larping in this thread?

>> No.10399949

>>10399930
Lol I had a match after only 10-15 swipes... you mist be clapped.

>> No.10399987
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>>10398853
Find Jesus Christ first.
If you're good looking, or even average - you're simply building the birds nest for your future family.

But first I cannot stress how important it is that you humble yourself before our Christian God.

You will be a blessed man, if you do.
Do not listen to me and you will follow the feet of a wicked woman to her disease filled bed of sin.

>ProjectLifeguard.net

>> No.10399989

>>10399930
what guy runs around taking selfies of himself

I get so much attention in person, every girl I meet in person I can tell is attracted to me. Almost every girl thats around my age or even alot older. Not even joking, I meet girls and know they're keen and I let them suck me off while I watch rick and morty

I use that shit and just get 2-4/10's, my profile and pictures are bad though
this shits for melinial guys who run around on snapchap and sociel media taking pictures of themselves in hipster clothes and vintage camera's

>> No.10400002

>>10399949
AHHHH fugg. how many photos did you upload?

>> No.10400025

>>10399989
i cant socialise. i am maximum autismo. how can you just get a woman to suck you off lol. only time ive touched puss is at a houseparty i once went to and everyone was drunk af.

>> No.10400041

>>10399930
if you're brand new to it, it will take time for you to pop up on someone's app, be patient (unless you're an uggo then thats on you)

>> No.10400055

>>10399228
kek, this dude is a confirmed pajeet
>nice typing.... bro.....

>> No.10400059

>>10399244
Idk lad, I live up north, hopefully females in the 18-22 age range use it here.

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>>10399688
okay not going to lie. pic related is me.

Am i too ugly for this?
>>10400041
>>10399989
>>10399987
>>10399949
plox answer.

>> No.10400089

>>10400055
kek

>> No.10400095

>>10400025
It's easy
You spend 4-5 years doing heavy weight training on and and off and be 6 ft 2 with black hair and brown eyes, but eventually you get to a point when nomies can sense your enormous value and are pretty ok with just sucking your dick and letting you blow all over their faces. Even though I never take them on dates or are really nice to them that much. Make you lose faith when you spent until 19 on the other side of the fence. Poor guys taking these girls out on dates and treating them like princess's

But I need to talk to them cause I go full retard when i try to talk to the ones I want, I can only get girls that I'm not intrested in.

>> No.10400101

>>10398853

Tinder is all about a good profile pic. That’s it. Don’t do something obnoxiously stupid like posing with a Lambo or boasting about your wealth. Just fix yourself up with a new haircut and some new clothes (spend a few days studying up on men’s fashion) and get contacts if you wear glasses. Then take a shitload of selfies and pick the one that looks best. You’ll get matches. Then just create a low key way to get together: coffee, lunch, etc, and give her an excuse to come back to your place.

>> No.10400110

>>10398853

Tinder is all about a good profile pic. That’s it. Don’t do something obnoxiously stupid like posing with a Lambo or boasting about your wealth. Just fix yourself up with a new haircut and some new clothes (spend a few days studying up on men’s fashion) and get contacts if you wear glasses. Then take a shitload of selfies and pick the one that looks best. You’ll get matches. Then just create a low key way to get together: coffee, lunch, etc, and give her an excuse to come back to your place.

>> No.10400142

>>10399930
Your pics must be really shit my dude, people generally get a visibility boost when they first use tinder on a new profile so it must be something to do with your profile.

Tinder is 80% visual, if your pics aren't up to scratch you're not gonna be getting good results.

Have you been hitting the gym with all this free time you have?

>> No.10400177

>>10399789

>COPE

honestly just gas yourself. you got an uncureable disease rotten dick. it's over for you.

>> No.10400208

>>10400068
You're not bad looking, so that's not an issue.

>>10400110
This guy's advice is okay, just wouldn't recommend selfies, just get your friends to take a picture for you here and there when you're out. Always better if it looks like someone else is taking the picture, selfies for men are a bit lame.
Girls also love pictures with pets if you can pull it off and not look like a faggot posing with your cat or dog or whatever.

>> No.10400209

>>10400068
U look 16 grow facial hair

>> No.10400214

>>10399852
Please tell me mr.alpha Slayer king chad how do you avoid onetitus when you actually like someone?

>> No.10400220

>>10398853
>Tinder AIDS

my friend got HIV from tinder thots.

>> No.10400247

check this out my man.

https://lookism.net/Thread-Black-Pill-Child-rapist-tinder-experiment-FULL-PICS-OF-MODEL-MORE-CONVOS

>> No.10400265

>>10400209
I cant. Im half asian. I can only grow like 50 or so hairs on my chin lol. it looks like thinned out pubes.

>>10400208
okay thanks man. i dont have any friends though. i think i will just use a timer on the camera to make it look like someone else took the pic.

>> No.10400293

>>10400265
>i dont have any friends though.
why not?

>> No.10400305

>>10400293
because I dropped out of highschool... and became a NEET and cut off literally all connections. I was also pretty cocky during the bull run and facing any of the people I used to know will be fucking cringe after the crash.

>> No.10400357

>>10400265
Don't worry too much about it.

Also if you've truly made it then you have all the time in the world to follow a decent diet and get swole my dude, when are you gonna start hitting the gym properly? If you've got a decent body then that will already set you apart from 80% of the chumps on tinder.

Also if you are a socially awkward NEET there's no reason that you should let that stay that way with all that time and freedom you have on your hands. Trust me bud, it can be tough at first but making an effort to socialize and talk to people is the only way to improve, I used to be pretty socially awkward as a kid but got tired of it an decided to make an effort to change that and Iife is so much better socially now thanks to it.

>> No.10400384

>>10400305
The u must walk the path of not giving a shit, older women love guys who don't give two shits if they have friends or not, they call that shit confidence, just make sure you get into something creative like music or art, and have all that shit on show in your flat, so when they come to your place you can show them the shit that you do and how creative you are, do not have video games, Also it's a good way to meet people, join a social meet up group for which ever art form you get into.

>> No.10400439

this shit is so much work. i have better success irl.
protip: the key is good camera/editing
dont do selfies.

>> No.10400454

>>10398853
I think it's one of those things you either have a lot of success with or you don't have very much at all.

>> No.10400523

>>10399118
>not having a BBC
>speaking cuckland language
I wouldn't want to be you right now, those girls are already sucking off mohamad as you're texting them to ask them if they would accept to pet you.

>> No.10400535

>>10398853

You're a worthless, Trump loving, autistic piece of shit. Nobody wants you.

>> No.10400563

>>10399206
>I've smashed around 4-500 girls
At which moment did you catch herpes? 10th slut?

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>>10400055
Fuck u fag, I ask her for a pic she sent it and this is us talking, just because u can't don't mean other can't either.

>> No.10400623
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10400623

Is pic related a scam? Should I pay for this?

>> No.10400643

>>10400623
Never pay for pussy, What part of this are u missing???

>> No.10400657

>>10400623

sign up through the web version of tinder its cheaper for some reason, and yeah its pretty worth it

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>>10400623

>> No.10400720

>>10400643
okay fuck. i wont pay. waiting waiting. no one matched me yet. fugggggggg.

>> No.10400763

>>10400581
>texting emojis to girls
I love it tbqhfamalam

>> No.10400812
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10400812

Oh shit I got a match bros!
1 out of the thousand girls I swiped swiped me back kek

>> No.10400814

>>10399228
>24
God white women age like wet bread

>> No.10400816

>>10400454
Gee, ya think?

>> No.10400843
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10400843

>>10400812
Pic of her

>> No.10400870

>>10400843
>she has 24 hours to message you first or the chat expires.
wait wtf is this bullshit

>> No.10400894
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>>10400870
Oh duh. She sent me a message. Should I open it?

>> No.10400940

>>10400208
lol stop lying to him, he's below average looking
mongoloid eyes, nose too large, lips too large
decent chin though
will recommend surgery to fix above issues

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>>10400894
God fucking dammit. What the actual fuck. Her profile says she’s phallophobic...

>> No.10400968

>>10400894
Yes

>> No.10400995

>>10400960
dont fuck it up autist. She looks like a dude though. But you have to start somewhere good luck

>> No.10401001

>>10400960
Don't be a fool it is a joke, say you can help her u are a psychologist. Fml

>> No.10401052

>>10400720

dont listen to that retard there's a difference between being a beta bitch boy paying for dinner and drinks on a date or hiring a prostitute and paying 3 fucking quid for something that makes tinder a more bearable experience.

>> No.10401175

Mongoloidish face

Kys

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>>10398853
well there is a new coin called sparks that will focus on verification of purchases of dates on tinder
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/sparks/
(SPK)

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>>10398853
All this talk ab out fucking prostitutes areu all from fucking taiwan or someshit lmao imagine having prostitutes in your country fucking kek

>> No.10401272

>>10399715
>>10399755

>crying about not getting results within minutes

Yep, sounds right for /biz/...

>> No.10401349

>>10401251
i live in the uk.

>> No.10401417

>>10400960
How is it going????

>> No.10401434

>>10401349
you're autistic as fuck lmao, lemme guess mother is asian father white?

>> No.10401513

>>10401417
i fucked up. i deleted the app. i cba to deal with this bs. read some shit on quora. im gunna hire a prostitute tomorrow and meet at a hotel and fuck to get the "virginity problem" out of the way. Then maybe I can look at things more objectively.

>>10401434
yes.

>> No.10401536

>>10401434
>>10401513

oh that explains alot. please dont become like elliot
also a warning sign to all the incels on this board who want to marry a "qt azn waifu" this will be your son

>> No.10401561

>>10401513
Oooooooo u are a virginnnnnnn......fuckkkkkkk..... maybe don't sleep with one as a first time sex experience, as it's not real, why not just talk to the local fat slut or the local husband cheating bitch, all areas have one,

>> No.10401578

>>10401536
>this will be your son
dude fuck off. i may be autist but at least i dont any monetary problems like the majority of the rest of the population has and can do pretty much whatever I want when I want without having to work ever again in my life.

>> No.10401594

>>10398967
Can I get reasons why you dont use tinder for 1000, Alex?

>> No.10401606

>>10401578
If u in the UK I'll hook u up with a girl who will fuck you. No kidding, fuck it I'll post her Facebook, all she needs is coke and drink.

>> No.10401619

>>10401606
sure thing. thanks anon.

>> No.10401639

>>10400814
No way shes 24. No fucking way.

>> No.10401658

>>10401578
>bragging about being a NEET that will never achieve anything in life
>living off family (aka dad's sexpat) money
let this be a warning to you all

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>>10401619

>> No.10401762

Hello there

It's Xyclopz here.

After 48 hours of sadness, finally I manage to pick myself up and speak.

First of all, I would like to apologize everybody involved in this, Valve and artifact people, people who's waiting for this wonderful game and also my supporters that I have let you all down.

It was pure foolishness that I've never done it before in my career. It was an ego that covered my eyes and I just wanna feel like .. being someone special getting to play and brag it out.

After the fog of idiocy had fade away, All that left, was the consequences of my action.

My heart melted down and I am gladly accept the punishment which is the revocation of my presence in beta.

This statement was made to ask you guys for forgiveness and it was also made to free my soul. I was locked down with my own guilt in the past two days but my life still have to move on.

At first, I planned to walk away from the internet silently but I realized that I have to stay with this feelings for years so I decided to step up and face the truth.

Guys I'm really sorry that I have made you feel bad in any possible way. It was me to blamed. All about me.

Please look at it as a lesson. Before you're going to post anything online, please .. think about this case. I've learned this lesson in the hardest way possible.

I hope my smile will be back soon so I can make you guys smile again.

Thank you for your time.

>> No.10401780

>>10401762
ah shit wrong thread my b

>> No.10401845

>>10398967
pretty much this. i'm a 36 year old /madeit/ who even without the money am an 8/10. women have gotten much shittier in the last 5 years and i think it's all tinder's fault. i'm giving serious consideration to just going to thailand or peurto rico where everyone is so broke that chicks are super thirsty for a stable guy.

>> No.10401857

>>10399709
>just invent a pill that kills sex drive and need for female companionship

It's called Finasteride

>> No.10401901

>>10400643

Unless you are literally summoning women out of thin air, fucking them, and making them instantly disappear, then you are a paying for the pussy in time, fuel, aftershave, eating out etc etc, everything you would not have done unless you were fucking the pussy

Everybody pays for pussy. Nothing is free. Paying directly for pussy is a no no, tho, unless it's at least a threesome with two 10/10 babes

>> No.10401926

>>10399709
> You have to say all the right things and basically be her court jester monkey banging his symbols together entertaining her better than the 20+ other dudes messaging her

top fucking kek. this is the truth

>> No.10401942

>>10401901

>bjz70HJ

Man, blowjobs and 70 handjobs, never am I gonna get a better ID than this.

>> No.10401959

>>10401762

what the fuck is this shit you little fag lord?

>> No.10402038

>>10401901
They sometimes meet me at the station, or uber back to my place.

>> No.10402105

I used to read these threads so I could be ready when I make it, but after lifting and some nofap I feel like I'm ready. Only thing I need now is to make it.

>> No.10402113

>>10398967

Pretty much true. Throw in all the “body positive” messaging and muh feminism and you have a world where every fat warpig gutter skank thinks she must have only the chaddiest of Chads because a few are out there putting their dicks in any hole that will open for them. Tinder makes it easy for them to discreetly approach Chad and be slutty without anyone else knowing.

Still, if you have any social skills at all and can take a halfway decent profile pic, you can get laid on there. Remember: all online dating/hooking up is a numbers game, like sales. If you convert 10% of your messages to conversations and then 30% of those to meeting, you’ll get some pussy as long as you aren’t an autist (which I used to be).

>> No.10402139

>>10402113
Now how the fuck do i turn a 45k loss into 1mm in a few weeks?

>> No.10402154

lads im asian. how much harder is it for a lad like me :(.

>> No.10402157

>>10402139

buy btc then flip it into ambrosus, then flip that into link.

>> No.10402162

>>10402113
>all online dating/hooking up is a numbers game
oh shit i didnt think of that. should i just write a simple script to swipe right consistently? sounds like a good idea desu

>> No.10402173

>>10402154
are you a manlet?

>> No.10402183

>>10402154
i dont think its so hard. i new a chad asian when i was in hs who was with the hottest girl in school.

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>>10400960
someone from /biz/ is trolling you obviously with catfish account

>> No.10402209

>>10399735

Stop reading pathetic self loathing incel propaganda unless you want to become the type of failure at life who actually identifies as an incel and spends all day whining about it to other basement dwellers. Hmmm... I wonder why no girl wants to fuck a guy like that... Shit, getting pussy’s not that hard if you put yourself out there and go for it. If you want to get laid and aren’t raise your own game by putting more effort into it. Get in shape, get a better haircut, dress nicely, and developing an interesting life (instead of pretending to have one) that you can talk about. Then put yourself in real places to meet women and don’t be afraid to talk to them: yoga classes, art and music scenes, etc. The answer to not being attractive is to be more attractive and that’s not all about your DNA or looking like a fucking underwear model.

>> No.10402221

>>10402173
185 cm. my face is like 4/10. I look alright facing forward but my side profile looks bad cause my jawline is sort of non existent and weak chin.

>> No.10402228

>>10399930

Check your profile pic. Give it a few days for the matches to happen.

>> No.10402247

silly anon that's what money is for. all women are coal burning whores (except all of our respective mothers of course they've never even seen a cock in their lives)

>> No.10402259

>>10400068

You’re a good looking guy but your pic looks like a mug shot. Take a damned mirror selfie in your best shirt and don’t just look straight ahead like you want to eat her soul.

>> No.10402263

Why do you guys bump threads like this? Its either personal problems (I cant get laid, my boss is mean etc) or its LINK. OP is clearly a faggot but he plays the " im a little bitch and also a virgin pls help pls" and you guys crowd around him like he was some prime grade loli. Bunch of slack jawed faggots

>> No.10402269

>>10402113
one time this fat black chick in lisbon and me talked for a while on tinder. i thought it must be super easy to get her to pop by so i just told her where i approximately live and that she could come around whenever. told her to come to the train station and then ring me to pick her up. she played all hard to get and was acting as if i hadnt treated her with the respect she deserves. keep in mind that this is a 5/10 at best. so she is being all "nah nah not like this" and i just stopped replying to her.

a couple days later she sends me "ok im here come and pick me up" out of the fucking blue. i just started laughing at her and telling her how the fuck come she changed her mind so quickly?

she then gave me a parade of insults and told me im an asshole for MAKING HER DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO THE STATION and then not picking her up. what the fuck, man.

like, i get it when a young and hot chick is picky. i know your eggs are very valuable, limited, and you get to have sex and keep them unfertilized because the pill and condoms gave you this magic power, you can have sex without repercussions, with whomever you want, and you can have a dude come over to lick your asshole clean whenever you desire.

i get it.

what i really really dont get is fat and/or ugly chicks who think they should be treated with the same kind of valuation. they clearly dont understand the market for pussy, and its just sad because in all fairness i would like something like gay saunas for heteros. it would be filled to the brim with mediocre men and women but in all fairness, its just flesh in the end.

>> No.10402312

>>10402269
Man u gay.

>> No.10402330

>>10402263
its not bait... this is a legit problem i have and its one of the few things i thought would come easy after /makingit/. but it hasnt. from what anons were saying in here all through 2016 and 2017 is that when they make it they will find a prime qt 10/10 like its just a given, along with a house cars, travelling etc. I have the house and car but all of the social shit that was supposed to "just come", hasnt.

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>>10401901
Also they sometimes just message me out the blue on dating/hook up apps, see pics, right now I'm taking a shit.

>> No.10402388

>>10402356
anon.. how are you doing this. you must be megachad or something. how tf do you get so many matches? whats in your pics? travelling, sports and shit or just selfies?

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>>10400960
>>10402356
first pic iOS
second pic Android

yeah, you screwed there buddy, nice larp

>> No.10402409

>>10402330
Just go outside. Get groceries, watch movies, eat at restaurants, go to a fucking bar. If you want sluts flash your wealth. If you want a wife practice on your game.

>b-but Im too much of a pussy

This is why you don't get laid. If you took all the times you've looked at a beautiful woman and instead of immediately dropping your spaghetti, you talked to her for 10 seconds and THEN bailed you would have accumulated enough social interaction xp to not be a complete s o y b o y

>> No.10402428

>>10402330
>>10402356
>>10402356

This guy isnt special. He isnt a megachad. He probably looks decent and is not a faggot. Very easy to do if you actually try instead of bitching about your problems here

>> No.10402438

>>10402409
so how does this work? if i see a qt at tesco or something, do I just walk up to her and say something like : "hey, how you doing?". is that acceptable or do I come of as some weird creep? ik it sounds like a retarded question kek but i literally havent talked to anyone other than the deliveroo guy, some tech support people and my parents in the last 6 or so months.

>> No.10402472

>>10402438
Yes. Compliment them. Your hair looks fucking extravegent. Say that word for word. Use your autism to its full potential. Bitches love weird guys that are confident. mention their "top". Dont say shirt. Bitches use the word top. Thats such a good top. Just like that. She'll probably smile, thank you. End it there. Get gud at the first line. Then learn how to do the next line. Give me money and I'll break it down to the minor intricacies of fucking whores

>> No.10402530

>>10398927

My friend, look up pickup artist Tyler Durden (and friends), and watch their seminars. Absorb anything related to natural game.

After that lookup how to make your online profile convey the right subtle messages (confidence, social awareness etc)

Women will never be a problem again.

>> No.10402541

>>10399777
This
Trips of truth

>> No.10402543

>>10402391
Two different people stupid lol.

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>>10402428
Did you say try....look at pic, why even try...

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MY last post as this was no what I was planning to do, last pic....

>> No.10402723

>>10402628
What did you expect? Some virgin sent to you by posideon? Fucking faggot lol