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Shoe shine blues man is sad you let the thread die edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
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>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

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Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Open] [Embed]

Previous thread: ?

>> No.10391796
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Reminder to SELL when you hear John and Jane Q Public talking about the stock market.

>> No.10391830
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10391830

>when you buy AMD for earnings

>> No.10391918

>sell KR right before earnings
>jumps $4

>sell BAC right after earnings, having learned my lesson
>jumps another 75 cents

>actually learned lesson
>hold shares for 8 weeks after a breakout before selling
>will hold AMD through earnings
>AMD is now assuredly dropping to $13 a share

>> No.10391937

Previous: >>10385771

>> No.10392011
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INTC

>> No.10392020

>HMNY
>ALT
I’m so fucked

>> No.10392023

>>10391830
I'm more worried about this for NVDA but I could just be stupid.

>> No.10392037

Okay trading day today. Made a quick flip on LHS for 5% gain. It'll probably moon tomorrow just to spite me. TRST and HEXO did fine. Looks like I might be able to scoop more discount TBP warrants tomorrow morning. A wild seller appeared late in the trading session looking to unload for cheap.

>> No.10392092
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>>10392020
You went against the board's recommendations as well, yes?

>> No.10392113
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Futuros Mooning

>> No.10392180

>>10392113
GOOG

>> No.10392189

>>10392092
Lol why, so it can be delisted? That's the only alternative for this joke

>> No.10392204

I'm relatively new to robinhood, I've been lurking the past 2 /smg/ threads and would like some tips for starting out. I bought 75 shares of SGOCO and made a couple bucks, but what do I need to do long term? I can't make partial purchases of stocks and I'm not gonna drop a *bunch* of money on a big one.

>> No.10392390

Should I go all in on KMB tommorow? Also, how are Visa and LMT looking for the near future?

>> No.10392404

>>10392390
sure kmb is based

>> No.10392422

>>10392404
I wanted to buy $1k worth of calls today for the ER tomorrow but I got on to late at 4:01 and missed my chance?

>> No.10392423 [DELETED] 
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Something like this would be nice. Small, well built. Pic related is a house in Toronto that I think was featured in an article about stupid high prices in that city. I don't live in Toronto, I just like the look of the house.

>> No.10392442

>>10392422
Uh that wasnt supposed to be a question mark was supposed to be a :(

>> No.10392452

>>10392204
most of your $$$ should be in a low fee index (SPY or VOO, they're mostly identical)

take 10% or so of your money and play it in things like your SGOCO type things.

>> No.10392467
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>he fell for the crash meme

>> No.10392474

>>10392422
idk, just buy shares

>> No.10392480

>>10391728
When the FUCK is LCI happening?

>> No.10392507

>>10392474
How do you feel about V and defense contractors right now dividend aristocrat anon?

>> No.10392540

>>10392480

It's going lower for awhile. Looks like it wont recover until late August.

>> No.10392577

>>10392507
V is great but theres never entry points so I dont own it

BA is good, I dont know anything about the sector

>> No.10392590

Thank you based google for taking us over the hurdle for the next golden bull

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>mfw there is another healthcare scandal in chinkland harming chink babbies
>mfw the chinks will absolutely do anything for money
>mfw the chinks have no souls nor conscience is not a meme at all but the absolute truth

They may be doing all these bullshit because they genuinely hate their race just like me

>> No.10392812

What's better.
This place or reddit/wallstreetbets/ ?

>> No.10392821
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Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>> No.10392828
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>>10392590
I can feel it

>> No.10392895
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>>10391796
base all your decisions from quotes and ideas from old outdated ideals
without using information to hone your decisions
nice

stay out of normie stocks and you'll limit your exposure if that's what you feel the most beta lies

>> No.10392981

>>10391918
Try selling half. Then whatever happens you can feel like you made half the right play.

>> No.10393002

Position trading > swing trading > gambling at the casino > day trading

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>>10392467

>> No.10393035
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What do you nigs think about the whole Fox / Comcast / Disney story?

>> No.10393113

>>10393014
jesus christ why do you always post these horrible pictures ;-; what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.10393127

>>10393014
she could just hop out

>> No.10393144
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>>10393113
This, Jane Levy is the official waifu of /smg/

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>>10393113

No worries, I'll counter that bearish sadist with cute and happy 2D gals.

>> No.10393350

>>10393144
That's just an ugly Emma Stone

>> No.10393355
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>>10393113
>not getting off to guro
What are you, gay or something?

>> No.10393379

>>10393035
>fox
Shit
>Comcast
Shit
>Disney
Based

>> No.10393393

>>10393355
You monsters have guro imprinted into my brain now

>> No.10393411
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>>10393350
Wrong

>> No.10393425

>>10393411
Putting them side by side makes her even uglier. Sad

>> No.10393455

>>10392480
It's a long pay, you autist

>>10392540
Maybe, but P/B is already lower than 0.77
I was going to sell more $10 puts if the price got better, but I think the theta and IV are just fucking the bears sufficiently that the ones I already sold won't go back to being unprofitable.
I think there's just about 0 chance it'll hit $10, but if it does, P/B will be fucking insane.

>> No.10393469
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>>10393393
What's wrong with that?

>> No.10393497

Emily Jean is amazing <3

>> No.10393507

>>10393497
>>>/esg/

>> No.10393516

>>10393507
/esg/ is the most powerful general in the world

>> No.10393517
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10393517

I'm trapped in an eternal limbo.

>> No.10393530

>>10391728
duke was a hell of a guy desu senpai
my favorites are his ballads he did w trane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQfTNOC5aE

such a shame all those guys either killed themselves on booze or dope or were otherwise starved out of existence. the later stuff (like mingus, dolphy, later trane/davis etc) were REALLY getting somewhere in terms of making something totally unique.

>> No.10393541

Bought a thousand shares of ATI this morning

>> No.10393548
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>>10393014
Don't you fucking abuse Roll like that you animal.

>> No.10393629

>>10393507
>>10393516
Wtf board is /esg/ on?
I have never heard of Emily Jean before

>>10393517
Explain.
I like to help people find meaning in their life if this is a depression thing.

>> No.10393632

>>10393629
Emily Jean is amazing <3

>> No.10393634

>>10393144
incorrect its that bloomberg violin playing chick, or the sunrun mommyCEO

>> No.10393670
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>>10393634
>bloomberg violin playing chick
Lindsey Stirling?
Fuck she's hot. I'd love to pop a few kids in her.

>>10393144
No. It's definitely Wendy.
T H I C C

>> No.10393680

>>10393002
Who calls it position trading?

>> No.10393687

>>10393632
I still have no fucking clue who that is

>> No.10393695

>>10393670
idk i dont watch any of that shit really ever.
i remember theres some decent hapas on the CNBC and bloomberg asia editions

>> No.10393705

So are the markets just ignoring that the Iran tweet happened?
What's the latest on Fiat-Chrysler and Ferrari?

>>10393411
I never understood the frog/emma stone meme. Is it her cheeks? The squinty eyes? I don't get it.

>>10393634
I demand pics!

>> No.10393714

>>10393629
Sideways stocks is traders limbo, not depressed just slightly nervous/bored.

>> No.10393722
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>>10393687
she could sit on my face if her office chair is having problems desu senpaitachi

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>>10393714
>slightly nervous/bored.
the nervousness is what you should be paying attention to imo. literally ALL bonds went south today. by a lot. normally i watch the junk bonds, but those were "stable" (w some obvious selling), but what spooked me is how much the investment grade corporate bonds dipped. normally those track the market pretty well, but todays rally was not only entirely ignored, it was violently ignored. very weird. never seen em do that since i started watching bonds all fucking day

>>10393705
this was UUUU >>10393722
also heres the bloomberg bitch if i remember correctly. vonnie quinn

>> No.10393789

>>10393722
SUN RUN MOMMY!!

>> No.10393796

>>10393789
does she have bikini pics, or are we gonna have to take matters into our own hands?

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>>10393763
pic related came up when I google searched her... WTF...I love Paganini now!?

>>10393722
She's achievable hot

>> No.10393826

>>10393714
>Sideways stocks is traders limbo, not depressed just slightly nervous/bored.
I see.
Yeah, I think I've been mistakenly pumping my risk exposure lately since the indices have hit a period of calm... But considering how TLT just nosedived (and GOOG killed it), I'm thinking the indices are due for a pump.

>>10393722
>she could sit on my face if her office chair is having problems desu senpaitachi
Once told a tinder thot that I wanted to wear her like a hat. She really wanted to come over after I said it. I guess chicks that know what's up are actually pretty into that

>> No.10393840

>>10393796
Mommy is pure, I would never want to see mommy like that

>> No.10393874

>>10393379
>Disney
>based
I now hate Comfy and hope he dies from ass cancer.
Fuck that SJW tier propagandist company.

>> No.10393880

im getting the worst justing of my trading career on comcast $35 calls. no expiry until 8/31 but im down 30% and it sucks. go up comcast.

>> No.10393883

>>10393797
violin chicks are ime, the best of the best in terms of musician chicks.
high discipline/skill level (dextrous w hands), generally lower self esteem. runner up imo is chicks who play sax, with tenor/bari players being the ones that suck the meanest cock. brass players are alright in this respect, but are usually gross

in absolute last place are singers. divas of the highest orders, high maintenance, low skill level/discipline, no increased dexterity, usually w serious princess complexes. fucking NEVER will i get w a singer, EVER again

>>10393826
>Once told a tinder thot that I wanted to wear her like a hat. She really wanted to come over after I said it. I guess chicks that know what's up are actually pretty into that
the secret to all of my longterm relationships has been being excellent at giving chicks head desu. hell ive had year+ relationships w chicks that fucking HATED me from the get go lol

>> No.10393920

>>10393874
Disney is only pretending to be SJW, obviously.
I've always said that when liberal democracy falls, Disney will rise to be a sovereign fascist corporate state. I'm buying shares to be part of the hierarchy, I'll be sure to burn little "red pilled" faggots like you

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is it time to buy the FUN dip?

>> No.10393997

>>10393934
Seems like they got a lot of debt desu,
like a very LARGE amount of debt

>> No.10393998

>>10393874
you shouldnt take these bigwig corporate types as being leftists desu. even the silicon valley twats. they signal as leftists because leftists are the better consumers, and the majority w the younger generations, but i assure you absolutely NONE of them (w the exception of maybe elon (and this may explain some of his incompetence)) are actual liberals.

they more closely resemble anarcho-capitalists (or the idea of an ancap) than anything else in the known world.

and speaking from experience (at least the few music execs ive gotten to talk to) the management at disney is pretty good guys imo. bleeding heart liberals they are not. the fact that they can make more money making SJW power fantasies is pretty much the only reason they appear that way. if the demographics flipped overnight, you can bet their programming would too

never take people in entertainment at face value. character =/= actor

>> No.10394022

>>10393883
>the secret to all of my longterm relationships has been being excellent at giving chicks head desu. hell ive had year+ relationships w chicks that fucking HATED me from the get go lol
I thought chicks would be really into that, but just haven't had enough experience to really see for myself.
I noticed the backroom casting couch guy always seems to go down on a chick if he's trying to get something extra, but that's porn so it's probably 95% faggot LARPing.
I've already turned this into egregious blogposting but any pro tips?

>> No.10394056

>>10393997
just a number on a page

>> No.10394064

>>10394022
>I've already turned this into egregious blogposting but any pro tips?
no joke, play wind instruments

i play flute
fast tongue
strong tongue
long tongue

as to actual technique, it differs girl to girl, so theres no real standard. just gotta feel out the signs. and never forget to look before you lick lol

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>>10394056

>> No.10394112

>>10394056
>>10394079
hes kinda got a point tho
whats their credit rating?
cuz if its a ok, then they can just keep issuing more bonds, pay NONE of the principal, pay the interest to the HODLers, and then when it comes to maturity, roll out more bonds, use some of them to pay the principal to the old HODLers, and rinse repeat

>> No.10394129

>>10394079
yes, buy SEAS too

>> No.10394153
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daily reminder to sell IQ. IQ is a cult stock with a very high net lost that is going to last for years.

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>>10394153
That number of analysts.

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If all this Bitcoin momentum holds until the market opens tomorrow, RIOT is going to see another great green day.

>> No.10394222

>>10394056
>just a number on a page
This isn't crypto anon.

There's no reason to want ownership in a company that can go bankrupt. Check out Apple, Bear Stearns, HMNY, AT&T, DRYS. Those "numbers on a page" are the reasons for the squiggley lines.

>>10394079
I took the bait, maybe somebody learned something here though.
I'll take the bait on /smg/.

>> No.10394223

>>10394153
>estimate at -2.3 EPS this quarter
holy shit
goddamn im glad i only swung those stocks for like a day and a half when they were hyping.

when i kept hearing "netflix of china, goy, BUY" over and over, i honestly figured it was gonna just be an outright scam.

>>10394202
that is kinda fishy desu
why is it like that? just because its chinese?

>> No.10394252

>>10394223
Very little information to go on so good analysts didn't project much.

>> No.10394283

>>10394202
(IQ)baidu has a very bad reputation in Brazil and Thailand. good luck getting iqiyi to expend globally.

https://www.techinasia.com/chinese-net-giant-baidu-faces-boycott-thailand

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4188552-baidu-sambas-brazil

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>>10394222
What an epiphany you have helped me reach

>> No.10394292

>>10394222
checked
but
>Bear Stearns
thats actually an excellent example of "just numbers on a page" being taken to the extreme. and the illusion held out till the last possible second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0

>>10394252
yea its gotta be hard to figure out what to go on w the chinese numbers being LITERALLY just numbers on a page, w no way of knowing if theyre accurate. and obviously no accountability to foreign shareholders who cant even legally own the securities except through proxy

>> No.10394297

>>10394064
>no joke, play wind instruments
I played sax for 10 years, famalam lol done.
>as to actual technique, it differs girl to girl, so theres no real standard. just gotta feel out the signs. and never forget to look before you lick lol
I'm not looking to go down on random thots off tinder kek I never actually met up with that chick. It was just something that I took note of.
I still get the point though.
Thanks, dude

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Vix futures back down to the ground

>> No.10394311

>>10394292
Its more like the IPO is brand spanking new and they just don't have the numbers to project even.

>> No.10394333

>>10394298
yeah i took half off today on the pop. still got a few tho because of how bonds were acting today.

>>10394311
oh
i knew they were new over here, but i didnt know they were new in china too

>> No.10394355

>>10393883
I haven't had enough dalliances with Jazz and Classical girls to test this out. I use to date a rock guitarist nee drummer.

I once got taken home by a cello girl - fell in love but haven't asked her out because of bad timing.

>>10393998
>you shouldnt take these bigwig corporate types as being leftists desu. even the silicon valley twats. they signal as leftists because leftists are the better consumers, and the majority w the younger generations, but i assure you absolutely NONE of them (w the exception of maybe elon (and this may explain some of his incompetence)) are actual liberals.
This. NVIXM was popular around there fore a reason. It was pretty much Ayn Rand 2.0 with a sprinkling of sex cult if the rumors are correct (and I mean the Rand rumors)

>>10394298
Was the Vix futures up b/c of the Trump Tweet?

>> No.10394383

>>10394355
>Was the Vix futures up b/c of the Trump Tweet?

No, it didnt move nor did any of the other markets react

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Comcast goes back up after fox board meeting making Disney purchase official , 7/27 .

Who else has a feel for AMD earnings ?

>> No.10394455

>>10394284
Oh,
>nikkei/ratsu poster
I didn't check the id and thought you were just a random shitposter, my bad

>>10393997
Check out how much debt AAPL, FB, and GOOG have. Those are the tech companies with more tame P/E ratios too.
Also check out JPM, C, PNC -- the largest banks. Probably also a lot of debt.
Debt (current liabilities) doesn't mean much unless it's coupled with proportionally very little cash (current assets) -- (as demonstrated by TSLA and HMNY who have very little cash for runway, and TSLA in particular has a lot of debt already which makes the thought of running up even more debt for extra runway very worrisome) -- this can be measured by the "quick ratio" or "current ratio"

>> No.10394462

>>10394333
If I can get into back of the room during my full day of training tomorrow I may try to post some write ups.

>> No.10394483

>>10394355
>NVIXM was popular around there fore a reason
sadly, they didnt invite me to their blood orgy lol

but like i said i was mostly dealing with the guys involved w the music department. i have some friends who are signed to them, and sometimes help them on tour as a roadie. i always take the time to schmooze. people act like that stuff is harder than winning the lottery, but its mostly who you know

i CAN say that the dude who is one of the heads at the lucas studios (the head of the recording part of it at least) is an AWESOME dude. hes an old 80s socal punk rocker. excellent guy. he mastered my old roomates punk record for free, just because he liked it

idk, the thing to keep in mind is, especially in entertainment, you cant judge someone from their character they present to the public eye, and you cant even judge em for whether their entertainment comes off as "far left" or whatever. these guys are professionals, and they do what they do because it sells. if the consumers changed their minds, theyd change their act/shows etc

image is very important in entertainment, and if you have to lie about it to keep the checks coming, you do it, or its back to flipping burgers

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>>10391796
What's Dogecoin gonna get me if I have 10,687 shares of it if it turns to a dollar?

>> No.10394538

>>10394333
just trade the boomer vix aka VIXM
its fun and hard to lose

>> No.10394570

>>10394483
>i CAN say that the dude who is one of the heads at the lucas studios (the head of the recording part of it at least) is an AWESOME dude. hes an old 80s socal punk rocker. excellent guy. he mastered my old roomates punk record for free, just because he liked it
That's awesome. I love meeting old rocker sound engineers, they always have a really chill attitude when working with them provided you respect the craft.
But it's always really tragic to see how middle class and normal they've become.

>you cant judge someone from their character they present to the public eye, and you cant even judge em for whether their entertainment comes off as "far left" or whatever. these guys are professionals, and they do what they do because it sells. if the consumers changed their minds, theyd change their act/shows etc
I always suspected this. I've had some experience on the periphery of the entertainment industry and I've always been hyper-hyper aware of how fucking fake the edifice of television, film, advertising is. Like you say, it's all about image, or more specifically communicating a certain brand that is best suited to a target audience at a particular moment in time (re: Madonna, Prince, Katy Perry all permuting through different visual aesthetics and sounds) - that is unless you're Coldplay or AC/DC and gonna slam out the same shit for umpteenth decades.

And naturally I assumed that the person they project in interviews, they are typecast as, is just another persona, another image...
Maybe it's because, especially with actors like Peter Sellers there is no person underneath - they are a tabla rasa - and without a sense of self they reflect whatever the public wants of them, they are their personae until it stops working...

>> No.10394664

>>10394292
>checked
The repeating digits don't lie :^)
>thats actually an excellent example of "just numbers on a page" being taken to the extreme. and the illusion held out till the last possible second
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0
The last time you posted that video is literally the reason why it came to mind.
I work for a bank and the significance of "liquidity" and the "liquidity checks" that I hear the fed puts us through in their stress test had no meaning to me until I saw that video.

>yea its gotta be hard to figure out what to go on w the chinese numbers being LITERALLY just numbers on a page, w no way of knowing if theyre accurate. and obviously no accountability to foreign shareholders who cant even legally own the securities except through proxy
It's fucking insane!
This isn't why you own a fucking stock.
Holding shares is supposed to be like owning a stake of a company, but can anybody honestly say that holding shares of IQ, BABA, or BIDU is actually giving them a bag full of anything but hot fucking air?
Would an American company EVER buy out BIDU or BABA? A fake prop up toy knock off spun out from the Chinese government?
What about Chinese buy outs of American companies? Like Broadcomm's attempt at Qualcomm?
See how fucking spooking that shit is!?

>> No.10394692 [DELETED] 

>>10392204
>but what do I need to do long term?

What you did today: buy low and sell high. And you're welcome fort the SGOC call. She's one of my favorite memes, be kind to her.

Also, don't listen to tripfags, (except for Harblong)

>> No.10394797

>>10394283
>https://www.techinasia.com/chinese-net-giant-baidu-faces-boycott-thailand
I love it.
Just like I said.
Those Chinese monstrosities have ZERO chance at market penetration beyond their own borders.
Their absurd, autistic facades may take over the entirety of their domestic markets, but American tech companies compete on an international scale, on which the Chinese will never be capable of.

>> No.10394830
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>>10394292
>Bear Stearns
>thats actually an excellent example of "just numbers on a page" being taken to the extreme. and the illusion held out till the last possible second
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJpo4YHyad0
This actually reminds me of what baggie said about the big one happening Friday, that DB has earnings Friday, and that DB has supposedly been facing liquidity issues.
Baggie might really be onto something here lol
DB is actually pretty fucked, just like Bear Stearns was.

>> No.10394897

>>10394538
when im long vol (since the HUGE contango is inevitable) i like to just get VIX calls. this way, on a sideways day, i dont lose out massively. when im short vol, i LIKE the contango as it works FOR me, so i opt for the ITM VXX puts

>>10394570
yea i mean part of the way it works is you HAVE to have some sort of separation from yourself and the public identity that you have to portray as your job. think about it like how you act when you work vs how you act when ur relaxing at home. you cant act like you do at work all the time, youd lose your mind.

this is a big reason why we see people lose themselves in their persona, or start to hate their character, or the shitty entertainment theyve had to put out to stay relevant, theyll start to unravel. and if youre REALLY famous (my few "famous" buddies are really just fame-ish lol so this is stories they told me) like household name famous, you have nowhere to turn to. everyone you talk to is expecting the same presentation on screen or whatever. so everyone is in some small way let down when they meet you. idk, from what ive heard from second hand stories, its absolute balls to get too famous.

thats why theyre all fucked in the head (less so than them all being MKULTRAd like /pol/ says. but all child actors are raped, this is a fact). literally driving themselves insane in order to keep their life propped up. as weve seen countless times, once it stops, you can be out on your ass rather fast if ur some skill-less child actor that got molested and has a habit of shooting a bundle and a half a day

>>10394664
>I work for a bank and the significance of "liquidity" and the "liquidity checks"
its cause no one likes to talk of the worst case scenario. but banks dont have cash to back all their shit in the best of times. let alone when things get tight. more numbers on a page, and balancing acts

>DB
bingo
it starts in yurop this time. theyre long overdue, and didnt get bailed out. theyre still down there in 08

>> No.10394949

>>10394897
DB reports earnings tomorrow, is this a short meme?

>> No.10394996

>>10394949
What? No, it's Friday?
>>10394830
Check the chart

>> No.10395000

>>10394830
im sure theyll just lie desu
dunno how euro financials work too much desu so i cant say how their stress tests go over there. but DB is shouldering greece. that by itself is retarded. but its the amount the EU has borrowed from these banks thats gonna make it REALLY bad for them. the EU will not be around a few years from now. cap this

>>10394949
i dont like playing ERs, but i may get a straddle desu

>> No.10395021

>>10394830
I'm up 10% on DB, maybe I should bail and tp at open. I bought them since some anon was shilling and I was in the mood to throw a 100 bucks around.

>>10395000
>the EU will not be around a few years from now
>That bold statement
>trips
capped, only time will tell now

>> No.10395051

>>10391728

It was a pleasure meming sad shoe shining negro into existence with you a week ago or so

>> No.10395089

>>10394897
>I work for a bank and the significance of "liquidity" and the "liquidity checks"
>its cause no one likes to talk of the worst case scenario.
I think it's more so that many, many of my co-workers just don't have a fucking clue what's going on.
I think I've said this before man, most of them can't even fucking be arsed to read about stocks.
>but banks dont have cash to back all their shit in the best of times. let alone when things get tight. more numbers on a page, and balancing acts
Right. Cry-baby Cramer was trying to stop a bank run on Bear Stearns late in that video
>What? That's just silly. Don't pull your money out of Bear Stearns. You have no reason to do that. That's just silly.

>>DB
>bingo
>it starts in yurop this time. theyre long overdue, and didnt get bailed out. theyre still down there in 08
Australia has that fucked housing market right now.
We got those gnarly fucking student loans.
Silicon Valley hasn't had a better time to IPO since fucking 2000 and will turn into a homeless cesspit in the next recession.
China's having a stealth recession IIRC since they don't report their real GDP and Trump is squeezing their balls.
I honestly haven't heard much about Europe aside from Italy so that would kind of catch me, and possibly many others, by surprise.
I don't see wtf could go wrong for them, aside from just having a shit bank.

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that face when europoors are about to pump

>> No.10395185

>>10395051
>sad shoe shining negro
Kek
I faintly recall this.
It involved Kennedy selling or shorting because I shoe shining negro gave stock tips, right?

>>10395021
>I'm up 10% on DB, maybe I should bail and tp at open. I bought them since some anon was shilling and I was in the mood to throw a 100 bucks around.
I remember that faggot.
And I told him how retarded he was for picking up calls due to some non-existent fucking whale.
I bet that piece of shit somehow still made fucking money on that shit.
I'm going to dig through the archives and do the math on this someday.

>>10395000
>im sure theyll just lie desu
I don't think they have the flexibility to just commit fraud like the Chinese.
>dunno how euro financials work too much desu so i cant say how their stress tests go over there.
I don't think they ever started doing stress tests. I heard that was just something the federal reserve started doing to help Americans regain trust in our banks.
>but DB is shouldering greece. that by itself is retarded.
>shouldering greece
Uhhhhh... What?
>but its the amount the EU has borrowed from these banks thats gonna make it REALLY bad for them. the EU will not be around a few years from now. cap this
The EU borrows by selling bonds.
If the banks get squished, those bonds are assets.
Idk what you think will happen.
If they dump the bonds for cash, the yields will probably go up, but I don't think it's a particularly European corporate bank situation.
The central banks (ECB) buys bonds too and literally can't go bankrupt.

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>>10395178
>TFW the subsequent dump would be Friday

>> No.10395211

europoors are like letting muslims fondle children because google is good, we're tanking friday. i'm upset i drank all the scotch and that fagget never showed up to his 1v1

>> No.10395270

>>10394496
That doggy coin might get you a laugh in a thread, but yeah your what 30 cent speculation is good for what it's worth.

>> No.10395271

>>10393144
>marrying an oven dodger
>>10393379
Disney found a way to force sjw garbage into star wars and make it unprofitable. How the fuck do you screw up so bad that star wars is unprofitable?
>>10393920
>they are only pretending to be retarded guise!
>>10394797
American companies struggle to break into Chinese markets. China shits out all sorts of cheap shit into the West

>> No.10395275

>>10395089
>don't have a fucking clue what's going on
it works better that way desu
>Australia has that fucked housing market right now.
australia is literally on the other side of the world, and financially easy to ignore. theyll just get quietly credit default swapped into nothingness. large european banks, and the EU getting dragged with em, would be the much harder to ignore.

>>10395021
>I'm up 10% on DB, maybe I should bail and tp at open. I bought them since some anon was shilling and I was in the mood to throw a 100 bucks around.
i mean theyll say their ER is great anyways because they have to, but no one knows for sure except the banker execs themselves

>>10395185
by the EU borrowing im talking literally the bags from greece. cant remember the number. its large. DB got put w them, and who knows how long that can go on for. it will cause problems. i know germanys bonds are already negative yield in some places so i dont even understand how it all still works desu. its fucking insanity, and none of us (and few of them) seem to know wtf is going to happen next

>> No.10395281

>>10394496
iif it does turn to a dollar, you get 10 grand and enough for a fun night on the town.

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>>10395211
mmmmmmm wheres the oysters!

>>10395201
*pump
its time

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>>10395271
I think that "oven dodger" looks pretty fucking cute faggot, and haven't you been following trends, manchildren these days don't like starwars, they're all SJW cucks who believe in minority super heroes. Starwars is just christianity brought into a different setting, AND EHEHEMMM IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THEIRS A FUCKING TRADE WAR AND SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REALLY FUCKING SERIOUS.

>> No.10395326

China pumping hard
Good thing I bought Altaba today

>> No.10395345

>>10395284
Well i ate a couple of them, they're fresh. I have to get some sleep fuck it's 3 am.

>> No.10395358

>>10395271
>Disney found a way to force sjw garbage into star wars and make it unprofitable. How the fuck do you screw up so bad that star wars is unprofitable?
Wait. What. Sauce pls. There's no fucking way that Star Wars shit was unprofitable for them no matter how much it sucked.

>American companies struggle to break into Chinese markets.
Of course they do.
They should also stop fucking trying to.
That's the whole reason why the fuckers working at BIDU were capable of moving their thick, thoughtless skulls beyond the Alta Vista algorithm and onto the PageRank algorithm
>China shits out all sorts of cheap shit into the West
Ok, I'll give you that.
Usually it's under the brand of an American Company though.
I don't think people enjoy seeing Chinese brand names on shit yet.

>> No.10395359

>>10395345
its midnight!

>> No.10395366

>>10395275
>i mean theyll say their ER is great anyways
I'll sleep on the FUD an then probably hold in the morning. Maybe tomorrow I'll be man and do some DD on anon picks lel

>>10395359
No it's 2AM sillies

>> No.10395372

>>10393714

I feel you.

>> No.10395389

>>10395321
I prefer European women to your preference for Arab cousins that need heavy nose plastic surgery to look 6/10
Star wars is Judaism, not Christianity

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10395408

>Kraft Heinz After hours
oooooohhhhh
Ohhh Godd

>> No.10395469
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Here have one

>> No.10395485

Europoors are dumping WTF

>> No.10395494

>>10395469
better not be any sand in that

>> No.10395511

>>10395389
>implying I don't have yellow fever during the day and doesn't try to fuck anything with a twat drunk.

>> No.10395521

>>10395494
nah they're clean, i fucked up the schuck and got some piece of shell in it i had to spiit out, but all iin all they're good. I think they'll be great on the grill tomorrow.

>> No.10395526

>>10395275
>>don't have a fucking clue what's going on
>it works better that way desu
I disagree.
If they knew more about how shit worked, they'd be more productive and better at making shit happen.
Don't professional symphonic bands play better when they understand music theory instead of just pressing buttons?
Don't they play better when they know to drop or raise the 3rd when they can identify that's what they're playing in a chord and whether that chord is major or minor?

>>Australia has that fucked housing market right now.
>australia is literally on the other side of the world, and financially easy to ignore. theyll just get quietly credit default swapped into nothingness.
>large european banks, and the EU getting dragged with em, would be the much harder to ignore.
I'll give you that.

>> No.10395544

>>10395275
>>>10395021
>>I'm up 10% on DB, maybe I should bail and tp at open. I bought them since some anon was shilling and I was in the mood to throw a 100 bucks around.
>i mean theyll say their ER is great anyways because they have to, but no one knows for sure except the banker execs themselves
I still really doubt they'd actually commit outright fraud.
For a huge bank to do that would have tremendous implications for the rest of European companies.
It's the whole reason why I won't touch Chinese companies -- there's an expectation of financial integrity. If they fuck that up, they might as well be spitting on their papers for ERs.
What did the US do following Enron? CFOs now have to sign off on the SEC filings, so that if they commit fraud, they have to go to jail like Shkreli -- that's how foreign investors know to take American financial statements seriously unlike that chink shit.
>because they have to
Or else what?
They lose money. Maybe their jobs. So what? In the US, if you like about that shit, you go to jail and might never work in finance again.

>by the EU borrowing im talking literally the bags from greece. cant remember the number. its large. DB got put w them, and who knows how long that can go on for.
Wtf?
I thought ECB would just sponge up the bonds instead of a corporate bank.
I don't think that's how it works, dude.

>i know germanys bonds are already negative yield in some places so i dont even understand how it all still works desu. its fucking insanity, and none of us (and few of them) seem to know wtf is going to happen next
Yeah, shit's weird.
I heard hedgies would short Italy bonds relative to German bonds... But why not just short it relative to straight cash?
You hold bonds over the cash because the bond has yield/coupons... Why would anything hold those toxic fucking bonds?

>> No.10395556

>>10395021
well played DB sucks i sold that shit a long time ago.

>> No.10395564

>>10395021
maybe if they did somethiing smart like CS, I still hold my credit suisse shit best bank in europoor land by far.

>> No.10395569

>>10395556
DB is fucking nuclear waste.
I'll have to remember to dump a bunch of shit before Friday.
I won't buy VIX or short, but man, what an opportunity for fireworks.
I'm excited.

>> No.10395576

>>10391728
If anyone want to talk about gold price action there’s actually a surprisingly good thread happening on pol right now. Fair warning very wide iq variance tho. I posted a few times in it. Hope over if you’re bored , it’ll be done in like. 15 mins I’m sure and could use some iq points . thread 179879295 . Is that bannable ? Don’t ban me plz love u hate pol , but wanted to talk gold with the spergs for a sec

>> No.10395587

>>10395576
>>>/pol/179879295
Noted.
Also, lrn2crossBoardReference

>> No.10395594

>>10395587
thanks, never did that before

>> No.10395597

>>10395569
yeah to quite honest with you, I'm expecting AMZN to miss on earnings because of a few factors. Them having to raise the price for Prime membership is a big part of it.

>> No.10395697

>>10395594
s4s does it kind of frequently, but yeah, not super common I guess

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>>10395281
35 dollar investment is what I did, I'll hold it for now, I just bought it on robinhood and just see where it goes, I have a job so I ain't worried about financial service, holding it is best? Even for stocks that doesn't have dividends?

>> No.10396405
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10396405

Wow, PDX stocks just keep going down and down

>> No.10396468

>>10395921
you have to realize that dogecoin has over 100 billion in circulation, soo the total market cap has to get to like fucking mega-cap status before it's woortha dollar.

>> No.10397197

Green day today
Futures look good

>> No.10397554

GOOG pre market pump already, jesus

>> No.10397599

>>10397554
They reported earnings yesterday after hours.

>> No.10397623

>>10397599
yeah i know, just that it already pumped in after hours and now is going up further, some pre market madman even has a sell ask of $1298.8

>> No.10397671

Is it time to buy calls on Visa/Facebook or should I wait until tomorrow morning?

>> No.10397712

>>10393680
I do.

>> No.10397902
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10397902

Yaya me finally back in profit ;_;
Me so happy ;_;

No more buying penny stocks, no more buying BTC, no more options ;_;

>>10393548
>>10393113
Dr. Light the real villian of MM, he going to stop the belt b4 Roll falls into the industrial crusher. This just her punishment for breaking one of Lights teacups

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>>10397902
悪霊退散

Give me my money back, I'm having a red day for the first time ever because of fucking Paradox

>> No.10398000

>>10397902
Post tits for celebration

>> No.10398039

>pullback from ON profit takers then moon

>> No.10398073
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10398073

how do you lock in BF/AF earnings?
Do you just gotta shovel out for RH Gold?

>> No.10398104

>>10398073
before/after market trading
Excuse me I'm retarded

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>3m pre market
noooooooooooooo

>> No.10398242

>>10398104
You have to sell, retard.

>>10398000
this, I like tits.

>> No.10398287

GOD IM SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FAKE AND GAY BULLS DOING THESE FAKE AND GAY RALLIES

FUCK OFF

>> No.10398309

>>10398287
dude this is is the nice merchant giving everybody ample time to load up on cheap put options so that we can leave everybody who's long holding the short end of the stick on Friday after "The Big One". You can short everything, it's all gonna fucking tank like a mother fucker.

>> No.10398325

DPW this might finally pop

>> No.10398343

>>10398309

whats happening friday

what is the cause of the big one

AMZN earnings?

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>KMB miss
are you kidding me

>> No.10398386

>wow google grew their revenues again, guess that means EVERYTHING needs to go up!!!

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>>10398343
There's multiple factors involved. It's too complicated to explain in much detail. Some of you are alright, and I'm warning you. Don't come to the market on Friday unless you've already planned to sell first and buy later. Pic semi-related.

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10398422

Why do you goyim ignore RIOT? Do you hate money? Crypto memes are back.

>> No.10398485

>>10398372
MMM too

Just...

>> No.10398490

I've been gone for a week did I miss anything? I've just assumed nothing happened and the threads continued to slow down.

>> No.10398502

>>10398490
>
&

>> No.10398521

Plan 4 2 day: long SPY max leverage ;_;

>>10393127
You underestimate Lights mental dominance Light holds over his creations. Roll could easily snap her restraint with her cybernetics too. But Light told her she was trash not even worthy of being recycled. This made it an inexorable fact in her mind that she should quietly stay still until the industrial compactor transforms her into what she really is; a ball of trash.

>> No.10398522

Everyone get on the DPW train.

>> No.10398528

>>10398502
I see we stopped bothering using english

>> No.10398531

>>10398521
if she wasn't blonde she'd just hop out

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>>10398521
BULL

>> No.10398568

>>10398422
They make shit games
>>10398528
(((You)))

>> No.10398585

https://www.afp.com/en/news/205/trade-war-risk-dominate-brics-summit-safrica-doc-17v6tm2
>Russian President Vladimir Putin, China's President Xi Jinping and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi will attend the annual three-day summit opening in Johannesburg on Wednesday.
>Earlier this month, China said that it would step up cooperation with other developing nations like the BRICS grouping to counter "trade protectionism".
>Sreeram Chaulia, of the Jindal School of International Affairs outside Delhi, said BRICS leaders would "concur that the US has unleashed punitive trade wars that are hurting all the BRICS members".
>"They have a collective interest in promoting intra-BRICS trade. The urgency this time is greater," he said.
>China's President Xi was due to hold bilateral talks with South African Cyril Ramaphosa on Tuesday after visiting Senegal and Rwanda as part of a whistlestop tour to cement relations with African allies.
>Signalling diplomatic rivalry over influence in Africa, India's Narendra Modi is visiting Rwanda and Uganda on his own five-day tour of the continent including the BRICS summit.

Apparently the Russian economic Minister has said the BRICS summit will basically be all about the US's trade tariffs - so what can we expect? Brazil, Russia, India and Sith Aeeeefrica bru to basically tell China to get fucked, or are they hurting too and going to find a rare solidarity?

Most importantly will anything come out of either this or Xi's neocolonial tour of Africa that will affect markets?

>> No.10398612

>>10398585
So you've got a Russian, a chink, and a pajeet meeting in niggerville to discuss business? Why haven't you sold yet?

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>>10398585
>China said that it would step up cooperation with other developing nations like the BRICS grouping to counter "trade protectionism"

>> No.10398626

>>10398585
the only currency worth less than the chinese is the sticks and rocks they trade in africa.

>> No.10398628

So I guess we aren't talking stocks today apparently so I'll start. Buy F calls before earnings.

>> No.10398667

>>10398612
When you say it like that I'm expecting something like
>so the Rabbi says to the Russian Hooker...

>>10398614
This is why I post it - I'm trying to figure out what, if anything, they can do collectively. I'm betting on they dindu.

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>> No.10398682

>>10398585
I think they will put on a facade alliance and solidarity

What Shit Jinping aims to do is to of course strike trade deals with the other shithole countries so that they will be fed chinese cheap products (of which China is already producing far too many) against which they have no hope to compete with

The other countries have several choices:
- deny the proposed deal in the chinese back
- acccept the deal, accept RMB as the currency, reinforcing the RMB's role as an international trading currency (the problem with that claim is the lol chink financial scam markets. what you gonna do with RMB ? invest in their worthless shit market ? buy moar plastic shit ?)

I think the summit will once again be a whole lot of fucking nothing

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10398684

Good night /smg/.
Keep an eye on the internet for me.

>> No.10398694
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>>10397949
>>10398242
Here tits

>>10397949
Your video game company strategy sm terrible
You know vg cunps never last longer than 5 years, right?

>> No.10398715

all in short AMD sometime tomorrow

after that cover and take my +15% then all in short AMZN the next day, cover the next for a +8%

im actually going to do it

to close the week i'll short something for a gap down monday (:

>> No.10398717

>>10398684
Are you also in chinkland ?
I am in HK rn and goddamn I hate those fucking mainlanders so fucking much

>> No.10398725

>>10398667
Chinks claiming to be anti protectionist is so laughable that my laughing reaction images aren't good enough. I don't think there's much market moving news here. Chinks and Russia are already partners. Chinks have been pushing for trade agreements with Africa for some time, because they want those sweet mining rights. No surprise that Russia wants a piece of it. China and India working together would be actual news since their relations have been tense because of border issues

>> No.10398741

Buy Kraft and SMG

>> No.10398758

AMRS dip when?

>> No.10398778

>>10398682
>What Shit Jinping aims to do is to of course strike trade deals with the other shithole countries so that they will be fed chinese cheap products (of which China is already producing far too many) against which they have no hope to compete with
Which will never make up for the loss of American customers through tarrifs right

>acccept the deal, accept RMB as the currency, reinforcing the RMB's role as an international trading currency (the problem with that claim is the lol chink financial scam markets. what you gonna do with RMB ? invest in their worthless shit market ? buy moar plastic shit ?)
Is that really the chinese game? Seems like a fools errand

>>10398725
>Chinks claiming to be anti protectionist is so laughable that my laughing reaction images aren't good enough
China literally like: 'yeah but when I do it's cool'

>China and India working together would be actual news since their relations have been tense because of border issues
And they ain't, so I think like the other guy said - 'whole lot of fucking nothing'

>> No.10398794

>>10398682
Chinks aren't trying to sell chinkshit to nogs. They're doing what they've been doing with sea monkey ports: offering capital for projects on unfavourable terms in exchange for establishing presence and getting rights (and then control after niggers don't pay). Except it's mines and resources instead of ports

>> No.10398820

>>10398778
I agree that nothing's going to come out of this; it's just posturing

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>>10398670
That's it, I'm rage quitting this thread until after the dust settles from the big one.

>> No.10398854

>>10394455
long term debt / total assets:
JPM: 0.1609
FUN: 0.8086
AAPL: 0.2589

i'm not going to do them all but it looks like FUN has ABOUT 4x more debt than your other examples. bag holder?

>> No.10398908

Before you leave I have to say that You, Bagholder Extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. Your stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

>> No.10398929

Why is everything pumping?

>> No.10398930

>>10398850
I thought we were grilling oysters today

>> No.10398940

>>10398794
I think selling shit is part of their grand scheme in niggerland:
>we gonna do business with you, my african brothers
>you have no money ? don't worry we will lend it to you with your natural ressources as collateral
>now that you money, you can buy our beautiful merchandise and our top quality services

And niggers being niggerish, I predict a scenario similar to Greece and Germany

>> No.10398942

>>10398908
rude

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>>10398930
No, that's just a regional dialect.

>> No.10399002

>>10398940
China is strategically securing rare earth metals for future electrification industry. Think batteries, motors etc.
It's a good smart move desu. Other companies will find it harder to compete with chinkcorp with easy cheap access to natural resources.

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>Commonwealth of Kentucky awarded Drone USA a one-year master agreement to supply drones, unmanned aircraft systems and accessories to Kentucky state agencies. The contract may be extended at the completion of the initial contract period for four additional one-year periods.

>> No.10399029

anyone notice USO just going directly up
i thought id made a mistake by holding them overnight, but i guess not

oh and lets go tech bulls LETS GO
for now, i guess lol

>> No.10399061

Shit AMRS just went supersonic.

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>UWT oil longs
>TQQQ
>JPM

Hell yes lads

There are no better charts out there for the next 2 months than banks

>> No.10399091

>>10399061
I am excited by this company but I think it is just a pump leading to earnings

Probable dip after

>> No.10399102

>>10399091
I just sold my position, gonna try swinging it when it dumps pre earnings as it always does.

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Fucking AMDA I'm ready for a golden bull rocket jump moon expedition to carry me to eternal salvation.

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>>10398929
We entering "pants on head retarded" phase stock market where can buy anything & will make for money

>> No.10399181

>>10399102
Maybe I should
But I am a Buffett-sama memester I will hold on muh shares
May add more on the cheap if my ATVI get called away by my covered call

>> No.10399189

>>10399175
Uhhh...what’s going on here? Also post your tits love.

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>>10399066
>BAC

>> No.10399201

>>10399102
lol i got calls from last quarter
very excited by the prospect of getting the fuck out of them w out a loss

>> No.10399218

Doing well today, might fill up that 5% hole Trump's trade war left me.

>> No.10399217

>>10399201
sup teh profit

>> No.10399233

Reminder to load up on GBR under $3 today. Oil and DNR are both mooning today, expecting the to follow suit in the near future.

>> No.10399240

>>10399066

>JPM


be very careful with that stock. word on the street is that it will have a #metoo backlash because they the strongest support for women. women are going to natural flood the company. feminist are are well known to backstab your company.

>> No.10399242

>>10399218
China is falling apart, USA is going to print 5% GDP growth, like a 20 yrs high

it's almost like the global elite were selling out America

>> No.10399265

>>10399193
hold banks till q 3 at least, anon. BAC will approach 45 by then

>> No.10399280

>>10398940
You're wrong. What you're describing is unnecessarily complicated and makes little sense. This isn't new territory for chinks; they have been doing these deals with niggers for a while. And there's no market for plastic googaws in nignog land
>>10399002
This guy gets it

>> No.10399291

>>10399242
I have to China recently

Their government is doing another keynesian stimulus on which I have very serious doubts because they have already been building shit and subsidizing shit non stop
It is kicking the can down the road at best and an open war at worst (and the target would be Taiwan)

>> No.10399302
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>That 3M recovery
We're back baby!

>> No.10399313

>AMRS keeps pumping on low volume
inb4 market maker-sama comes to take a huge shit on this small spec feeding frenzy.

>> No.10399326

>>10398585
Modi is going to smile and hug them all while thinking to himself fuck china

BRICS is a joke

>> No.10399327

>>10399291
there banking system has expanded by 30 trillion over the past decade

essentially they just built retarded ghost cities and called it economic growth, in addition to stealing manufacturing from all over the world. What do you expect from communist trash though?

Their ride is over

>> No.10399337

>>10399291
They already ate all the Islanders now they're going to eat their colonists? Can that island get a fucking break?

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This is why I don't play options, the puts lost 80% in some cases. This is why people throw themselves from buildings.

>> No.10399360

>>10399189
She human cattle being told stick her stick her head in bloody hole then press button. As the leader of her group she goes first.
She terrified because her instincts tell her is about to die but does what she am told anyways because that all she knows.

Its metaphor for stock market, everyone buying right now is her.

>> No.10399376

Do I buy calls on visa or fb boys

>> No.10399384

Officially got my money back. Hallelujah.

>> No.10399390

>>10399360
That's the deepest thing I've read from your degenerate ass since forever.

>> No.10399392

>>10399376
Buy V. Usury isn't going away. Social media platforms cycle in and out every generation.

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>>10399360
>suddenly, kneepads hears a tank rolling up

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>>10399360

>> No.10399409

>>10399392
You think calls would be a good plan to play the ER tomorrow :thinkign:

>> No.10399429

SHOOOORT DOW 25270

TARGET 25170

>> No.10399440

LTBR is on sale today

>> No.10399445

>>10399337
China is obsessed over control and uniforms
Invasion of Taiwan might be their plan to maintain themselves if all else fails

The chinks have been giving many hints of their military advancement (lazor gun prototype, unmanned AI submaribe, super sonic weapon etc)

>> No.10399446

Held Tilray and now I've lost all my gains!!!

>> No.10399451

>>10399392
is Visa so big at this point that only really if BTC/some other memecoin came in and took over all payments could they ever fail? Its absolutely everywhere, nobody doesn't accept Visa and the vast majority of debit cards are Visa

20 year hold ez returns

>> No.10399455

>>10399360
does she make it after pressing the button ?

>> No.10399459

>>10399360
>google says ML and AI are driving thier growth
>their 0 return investments are beginning to show promise

do you not understand why that's basically the bull thesis getting reinforced when google says this stuff on the earnings call?

Waymo said they want to enter commercial service this year.

>> No.10399480

>Alphabet right now

I'm rock hard

>> No.10399513

>>10399445
Their micro chip was a literal American microchip with the name sanded off. We all know those things are bullshit.if America failed in laser tesh no way China did it.

>> No.10399523
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WHIRLPOOL IS ON SALE

>> No.10399525
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All my life I've always had the soul of a jester.

The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness. Humanity doesn't deserve to laugh anyway hahah they deserve suffering AND MISERY HEHEHEHHAHAHA

Anyway..my question is this...how do I legitimately soul bond with the spirit of the jester? I always naturally did this anyway...

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

I'm going to make a book of shadows grimoire and it'll just be my standup comedy jokes. Since I'm the jester and the life of the party and the fool why wouldn't comedy be my greatest tool in the warlocks belt hehehe

How do I make money in the stock market?

>> No.10399540

>>10398614
jesus who takes 358 socom hunting deer

>> No.10399544

>>10399525
Look at something falling 10% and puts on them. They never go up.

>> No.10399547

>>10399525
Big if true

>> No.10399555

buy the epic YANG dip today

>> No.10399572

long uso

>> No.10399598

baggy I exited my tlt puts and now I'm looking for a new position

>> No.10399604

I guess it's time for the mid morning dip

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STOP SELLING

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>>10399607
fuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.10399635

as expected

the rally was fake and gay the whole time

>> No.10399648

I am super seriously butthurt I sold my TQQQ for IQ last week.

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My SLV calls are less red!

>> No.10399682

will KO moon soon after earnings?

>> No.10399718

>>10399682
it is unknown

>> No.10399742

>>10399663
i actually made bank off my platinum play these past few days. thats such a jumpy metal. multiple % moves per day. until SLV clears up where its headed, im gonna play plat for my metals memes

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art

>> No.10399836

FLO 19.99

>> No.10399874

What was with that pump yesterday after hours ? If u was in it u kno wwhat im talking about that shit was crazy

>> No.10399889

Reminder gold is going to $500

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>>10399874
>HSY
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here it comes

>> No.10399918
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>>10399525
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

How do I make money in the stock market?

>> No.10399938

>JNJ

wew lad, i knew it couldn't go down forever

>> No.10399972
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its doin it again

>> No.10400001

Should I short Sirius XM? Why not? Is there a reason for it to be valued like this? Who even uses it?

>> No.10400020

>>10400001
people who drive a lot for work or have long commutes. my buddy wouldn't live without it.

>> No.10400058

>>10400001
women. people who can't into spotify.

>> No.10400092

>>10400001
>>10400000

>> No.10400134
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Threadly reminder that we're in another tech bubble and there's a blood moon on Friday.

>> No.10400138

>>10400134
thanks for the Lunar TA

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oooooooooooooo

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having roast beef and muenster on a fresh kaiser roll and I'm up 2%! Got a ton of settled cash to spend so I'm window shopping right now.

>> No.10400198

Thank you basedbro who shilled MARA yesterday.

>> No.10400200

Disgusting.
Who the fuck buys tech at these prices?

>> No.10400201

i eating greens today for a greeeeeeen day

>> No.10400205

>>10400134
The tech bubble is reinforced if ML works out. Google just said ML was working out.

>> No.10400218

>>10400188
I like the swirl on the bread kek

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Looks like people found out about DRUS' new contract with Kentucky. ALL ABOARD.

>> No.10400227

>>10391830
Good. If AMD falls I buy more. If it goes up I'll be getting gains. Win win scenario

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https://cenaclecapital.com/the-role-of-the-market-maker/

Whew good little article on types of traders
Me deff range trader

>>10399455
Kek no

>> No.10400248

>>10400234
Do you like Asanagi or his latest stuff?

>> No.10400254

>>10400188

I wish I could eat like this but my IBS won't allow it.

>> No.10400259

Who else

/JUSTED/

By IQ?

>> No.10400263
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Also, buy DB. They're going to smash earnings. I've been telling you for weeks.

>> No.10400272

>>10399889
i know
im building a super longterm gold short position since last week. there is absolutely another leg down in the near term. this bounce is pathetic, and thats WITH all the goldbugs going into overdrive all of a sudden

>> No.10400277

just imagine missing out crypto and having to spend time trying to make money on stocks. dreadful

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>>10400223
Have fun on your cruise, goy.

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>>10400277
Yeah, fucking dreadful. Go away. You have a whole board. Also, this isn't the BTC bottom.

>> No.10400308

>>10400259
>Buying a negative cashflow company that grew 75% this year.
In what sense does this seem logical to you?

>> No.10400315

>>10399061
>>10399091
>>10399102
buying AMRS now, im liking this sketchy movement, and have been meaning to get in long for a while now anyways.

>> No.10400330

>>10400134
oh i remember the last blood moon. i was joking about how retarded it was. shorting everything nao thx

>> No.10400345

Who else here buying AMD /P U T S/?!?!

>> No.10400349

>>10400287
then itll go back to a half a cent again. then i can buy more. then itll go back up some amount. then ill sell it.

theres a reason that things been getting so much action m8. look into it. it should be a fun meme for as long as they keep landing contracts and doubling their minuscule market cap

>> No.10400368

>>10400345
good choice, post what you bought plz

>> No.10400379

>>10398139
3m started going downhill the moment I bought it

>> No.10400382

Has gold hit the bottom yet?

>> No.10400386

>>10400345
whats the bear thesis on AMD rn?
is their ER tonight? i thought i had heard they had been getting their shit together?

>> No.10400388

>>10400368
Buying 3 contracts for a $16.5 Put. They are trading at $.95 right now, so I'm spending like $285. My portfolio is only $7000 so I don't want to risk all that much.

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>>10400259
that is what you get for buying a cult stock and a company that has malware.

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>>10400379
I certainly hope you didnt panic sell because ooooooooooooooooooooooooo that recovery

>> No.10400433

>>10400393
baidu's entrance into Thailand was forcing a toolbar malware onto new computers sold. OFC instead it just led to complete brand destruction and endless internet guides of how to delete it off the computer.

>> No.10400440

>>10400287
>>10400223
Looks like ICLD just got some contracts. When LAFC and CDEL get off the ask it should climb

>> No.10400495

>>10400277
time to buy a big fucking RIOT put spread is what I'm hearing here

>> No.10400496

>>10400248
Ew no too much sex

>>10400188
Broccoli, mashed potatoes and corn!

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>>10400188
Eating leftovers and watching my MMM calls come back from the fucking dead for no good goddamn reason.

Look at this fucking chart

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>>10400277
>implying you can't use stocks as a derivative of crypto
Bitcoin is only up 6% today, but my favorite cryptomeme company is up 20% because of it.
>>10400495
>buying puts on riot
Better be careful m8. I have no doubt you can make money off it, but it's going to be going up a lot more than down.

>> No.10400533

>>10400495
Yeah, it's gonna pull back for sure.

>> No.10400549

>>10400532
I'm bullish on BTC, not buying any though. With shit like turkey, china, etc the use cases are pretty good.

>> No.10400552

>>10400386
ER tomorrow night. I actually might pass on it looking right now. It dipped like $.60 today so puts are valued 25% higher right now. Gonna wait and see if AMD recovers later on today and if they do I will buy them up.

>> No.10400566

>>10400382
i told you guys platinum was going for a run. cashed out now tho

i have absolutely no idea whats gonna happen w gold and silver.

the only metal id touch rn is palladium, which looks like it MIGHT keep bouncing. but its a longshot

>>10400345
>>10400388
idk m8
i think this honestly looks like a bull play
i might grab a strangle desu since this seems to be a make or break ER

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>>10400549
>bullish, but won't buy any

>> No.10400576

>>10400532
I made about 110% gains on LFIN puts over the course of a month. Granted it was a roller coaster ride getting there. RIOT isn't as bad as LFIN was though so I'll need more planning

>> No.10400578

>>10400549
this doesnt make any sense, if you think BTC is ganna go up you shoudl buy

are you trolling us

>> No.10400583

btw
all you DRUS HODLers, go slap that ask some. theres nothing between us and 0.0115

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>>10400532
>careful

>> No.10400611
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10400611

Rate my portfolio, I'm planning to iron hands it for a few years.

>> No.10400618

so glad i didnt panic close my shorts this morning

went from -1000 on the day to +200
havent traded at all

>> No.10400624

>>10400576
LFIN is a piece of shit like the vast majority of cryptomeme companies, which are like the shitcoins. RIOT is actually a well put together company, they're like Bitcoin. RIOT will be up several thousand percent in the next 6 months or so, unironically.
>>10400591
Just hodl. Bitcoin is going to recover completely by the end of the year and RIOT will be hitting the triple digits.

>> No.10400636

How long until China can't subsidize their meme industry any more and it all comes tumbling down?

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>>10400315
Been accumulating more and more amrs for months.

>> No.10400675

>>10400646
How high do you think it's going to go?

>> No.10400678

I dumped IQ. Motherfucker

>> No.10400680

>>10399233
why are they going to moon? Just curious, it's been awhile since ive seen GBR go under $3

>> No.10400690

the fuck happened to my WERN

>> No.10400708

>>10400678
I cannot fucking believe I sold my TQQQ at 61 to buy IQ at 35.5.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10400709
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10400709

I got the fuck out because the prices ARE insane, but wtf is up with tech rn?
Any specific reason or news?

>> No.10400711

>>10400675
I believe it will rise for years to come, really.
Deciding when to sell is going to be a challenge even 5 years from now.

>> No.10400716

new

>>10400713

new

>>10400713

new

>>10400713

>> No.10400723

>>10400709
Google smashed their ER.

>> No.10400758

>>10398850
Faggotry down 28.9% today

>> No.10400942

>>10399918
Based

>> No.10401118

>>10393541
Sold