/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for my upcoming techno-occultic RATSU ritual

FED 6 month auction today, yes? What is causing long end of yields to run up? Chicago FED pmi? What the fuck? I'm getting hammered on 10s

what do you guys thing of Wayfair stock

isnt this thing insanely overvalued

im gonna short it

>>10385782
Im ready for my Ratsu footjob any day now

>>10385803

I'm out for a while. Probably will be back AH to shitpost, but couldn't fight the urge to check in today.
Cya senpai.

Thoughts on Alibaba?

>>10385894
Alibaba Group Holding Limited is a Chinese multinational e-commerce, retail, Internet, AI and technology conglomerate founded in 1999 that provides consumer-to-consumer, business-to-consumer and business-to-business sales services via web portals, as well as electronic payment services, shopping search engines and cloud computing services.

>>10385796
yea idk
muh yield spike
all fixed income is getting hammered it seems. even investment grade corporate debt
weird shit

i smell trouble a comin. but not just yet. the regular market is always behind on this shit

>>10385894
I bought altaba tooday
its been good fot trading the last year

>>10385782
Why the fuck does 4chan flip phone images? It looks perfectly normal on my end.

>>10385911
Been telling you guys "The Big One" has been scheduled for Friday.

cool platinum is the only metal thats doing alright. get fucked goldbugs, i fuckin told you

>>10385949
i think well get a medium sized VIX spike tomorrow judging on how bonds are goin, at least

>>10385937
It helps identify the scum who mobilepost.

So how exactly do I make money off this other then going through with it? 5 cents isn't anything.

>>10385984
Have you tried buying more than one?

Can I buy some T under $31, please?

>>10385937

>>10386018

>>10385994
All my cash is sunk into the stock at 13.00 it's at 12.67 right now, Trump sparked the trade war right when I started making money and it shot back down.

Giddy Up on vol idiots

>>10386030
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

$SGOC

>>10386052
kek

ummmm excuse me why is AMZN still above 1800?

>>10386068
why tho?

>>10385771
So my grandma does stock trading and I asked her about some good dividend stocks and was wondering if I could get a second opinion from yall about the suggestions she gave me before I invest.
They are:
AT&T
Enterprise Product Partners
Cisco
Alliance Bernstein
Invesco
Brookfield Infrastructure Partners

Much obliged

>>10386089
I'm telling you for the 2nd or 3rd from the last time. They're keeping the price high for me so that I can get a better deal on my put options Thursday.

>>10386113
1v1 me in sc2 kiddo ur ded

>>10386100
buy cisco its on the DOW therefore it will go up and also pays high div

Are LMT and V good buys right now?

>bag-man is a low energy toss player
As expected.

>>10386113
Amazon crash will crash the NASDAQ at least 5%

>>10386129
AMZN a shit

is there an indicator for RSI divergence? Meaning it would track extreme/slight divergences in relation to price action

I honestly want to get out of my AMZN short before earnings

id really like it to dip now thanks

>>10386100
Pretty good recommendations surprisingly, particularly T and CSCO. Now might not be the best time to go in on CSCO, but if you're just putting money in to leave for years they're basically all good investments in the very long term.

What if the market already priced in the AMZN dump AND the subsequent recovery?

>short squeeze

>>10386130
Thanks!
>>10386168
Thank you. Already have a few in T so Ill get a few more next paycheck. And if theyre good suggestions I guess Ill post again if she gives me more.

>>10386171
good news is sometimes priced in
bad news is never priced in
>>10386188
STAHP

>>10386171
Th...thats impossible. Right?!

> That volume is TSLA bankruptcy puts.

>>10386129
I'm not one to back down from a challenge, but I'm at work and can't right now.

>>10386092

$1.25 soon

>>10386248
meh
i like my penny plays less than a penny desu senpai

>>10386248
Just bought some, let's see if it plays out right anon.

>Robinhood index
>a good investment
>seeking alpha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stop selling your shares of Hersheys

Threadly reminder that we're in another tech bubble

>>10386339
You just don't understand the new paradigm.

>>10386339
friendly reminder technology is the future

>>10386339
Good thing I moved away from tech and into industrial and consumers last month. I like to diversify where my losses come from.

>>10386365
why does it level off around 2120?

>>10386365
While I agree long term it will work it's self out, but you're not going to stop the bear from waking up on Friday.

>>10386382
Peak production, human population, and technological proliferation. Unless we actually start colonizing the moon and Mars at least.

>>10386382
after immortality and light speed travel, there is little technological advancement left

>>10386382
In 2120 there's going to be a new new technology index, as the nasdaq shifts from being an emerging tech sector to a more futuristic version of the dow.

Hi guys is there a UK version of Robinhood? I know there's a crowdfunded variant in the works but it looks like it could be a long time until release

Would be appreciated, thanks.

check this bad boy out

>gold miner in tanzania majority owned by barrick(62%)
>last year nigger gov't "scientists" estimated the taxes dodged by misreporting the ore concentrate at 190 billion dollars(lol)
>down 61% since then, closed off around 1/3 of production until the situation is clarified
>niggers realized they'll never get that money so they are in talks with barrick for a new deal
>$300M fine, 16% stake in mines, 50% of "economic benefits"(unclear language, probably pre-tax profit)
>free cash flow positive for 1st half of 2018 after scaling back production, the mine they partially closed was shitty anyway
>even taking into account the fine and the 16% stake P/B is 0.72
>massively oversold on technicals

>>10386365
>The infinite growth meme

>>10386423
You should probably worry about getting your teeth fixed before you start losing money playing the stock market m8

>>10386398
>>10386403
oh, i just figured it was some sort of human vs robot war against a rogue AI death cult that infected half the extranet

>>10386417
incorrect
the chad 2000 index will be the only one that exists at all

>>10386443
the more important meme desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM

>>10386403
If only you knew

>>10386445
Well once most jobs are automated and 90% of the population is living off of a universal basic income then economic growth and consumer purchasing power will be soft capped at that point so growth will taper off.

>>10386460
>Mouse Utopia
Exactly. Stay sharp, my dude.

>>10386444

My teeth are already fixed and I've 2 grand to play around with at the moment

>used to spend days here
>slowly realizing make more money hodling and not looking at the market than obsessing
>guess it's time to get an irl life

be good /smg/

>>10386460
Japan is almost there

>>10386506
Stay gold, ponyboy.

>>10386506
Get a load of this fucking boomer. It's not about making slow steady gains, grandpa. It's about risking it all on the chance of getting rich or going broke and in debt so you blow your brains out.

>>10386515
Japan *is* there. America is almost there.

>>10386433
I'm not touching anything in GDX until after gold has hit a bottom.

>>10386536
We haven't seen ANYTHING yet

>>10386462
not a bad idea

>>10386506
the stock market is like a rave everyday! and you are leaving?

>>10386536
>>10386570
Are ya ready for a population crisis, kids?
We are going to get to the point when we ban abortion and birth control just to survive

July 23 (Reuters) - Tesla Inc <TSLA.O>:
* TESLA ASKED LESS THAN 10 SUPPLIERS FOR REDUCTION IN CAPEX
PROJECT SPEND FOR LONG-TERM PROJECTS THAT BEGAN IN 2016 BUT ARE
NOT COMPLETE - SPOKESPERSON
* TESLA FOCUSED ON REACHING A "MORE SUSTAINABLE" LONG TERM
COST
BASIS, NOT JUST FINDING ONE-TIME REDUCTIONS FOR THIS QUARTER -
SPOKESPERSON
* CHANGES WITH TESLA SUPPLIERS WHO WERE ASKED FOR REDUCTION
IN
CAPEX PROJECT SPEND WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3 - SPOKESPERSON
* TESLA'S DISCUSSIONS WITH SUPPLIERS ALSO FOCUSED ON FUTURE
PARTS
PRICE, DESIGN OR PROCESS CHANGES THAT WILL HELP LOWER COSTS -
SPOKESPERSON

> * CHANGES WITH TESLA SUPPLIERS WHO WERE ASKED FOR REDUCTION
IN
CAPEX PROJECT SPEND WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3
>WOULD NOT IMPACT ABILITY TO ACHIEVE
PROFITABILITY IN Q3

I guess it's not technically lying if they can't achieve profitability regardless.

>>10386598
everyone will die at the same time

>>10386460

>>10386646
That's just not true.

>>10386533
See! This guy gets it.

>>10386403
controlled and profitable cold fusion
commercial quantum entangled messages
industrial scale vertical farming
genetic manipulation of adults
nano-bots, nano-swarms
anti-gravity anything
weather control
dyson sphere-swarm
multi-planet species

we have not yet begun to peak

>>10386460
>So we can maintain our balance with nature.
Consciousness was a mistake. Every human needs to die so that a nice balance can be established. Then nature can continue on wards un-measured and unrecorded save for God. The way beauty can last for eternity.

Fresh OC for the Dogs of the DOW

Why shouldn't I buy a $215 July 27 call for Facebook right now to play the ER this Wednesday??

GBR almost sub $3

>>10386705
Because people are too busy sexting via snapchat to even log into facebook.

>>10386687
>Consciousness was a mistake.
bullshit
consciousness is the only thing that matters.
the mistake was giving us the tools to control it in others

>>10386715
going back up when or is it time to buy more??

>>10386758
im watching oil desu
sometimes theres an overnight pop from oil gapping up. then you sell the AM pop imo. its a while till the vote

>>10386686
yeah but you have to remember that the new planets will get their own indices and possibly leave america in the dust down the line

>>10386704
DOW total return is 45 million in 50 years thats 1 million per year almost

>>10386781
>yeah but you have to remember that the new planets will get their own indices and possibly leave america in the dust down the line

only after I move to them, so it all works out (for me)

tell me why i shouldn't buy the weekly calls on $F

bears win.

>>10386567
last year was the first year of capex growth in the gold sector after 5 years of decline, i personally am watching the interim results the following days to see how that's holding up. if it does it's pretty bullish for the gold price.

Sour hour incoming

hambaga green day

>>10386960
>>10386904
im feeling bullish into close desu senpai

>>10386971
Nicky why do you like poptepic so much? I watched it and it was pretty good, but it seems like you understand it in a way I don't if that makes sense since its such a big part of your schtick.

Just got options level 3, this shit is neat. Why haven't I been doing debit spreads this whole time instead of just buying single calls like a pleb?

>>10386536
Can't wait until 2020, hope we get some socialist and we can all be comfy neets

>>10386990
I think its really really funny
I also like norm macdonald, so I like the Advanced Comedy

The hasbro price spike is some cosmic entity interfering with humanity. Near all time highs on YoY revenue declines of 7-12% in all markets.

>>10387036
>socialism

>>10387054
Net revenues for the second quarter 2018 decreased 7% to $904.5 million versus $972.5 million in 2017

>>10387065
In a lot of ways starving to death IS comfy, just not in a way you or I understand yet.

>>10387054
yeah but they just announced another big MtG-D&D5e crossover event

No seriously though, should I buy puts?

>>10387054
>some cosmic entity interfering with humanity

>>10387036
That's 2050, after the great automation war where you were shoveled on the front lines to die like a Russian in ww2 because they needed to call the population ei males.

>>10387036
When communism rises my job will be hentai evaluator and be paid 200k a year in potatoes

Will GOOGL save or kill the market?

>>10387030
i dont have margins, thats why

>>10387036
Trump's a socialist, he's just also a nationalist. A "national socialist", if you will.

>>10387036
We just gotta hold steady on this path. Investor NEETs are going to be royalty in the new world.

>>10387079
No idea, but it makes no sense to me and Cramer has been sniffing coke all morning in celebration.

Everything in decline but stock up +13%..

>>10387100
I don't either! Just enable spreads in Robinhood, shit works fine.

Just went in on MMM, bought the 200C and sold the 205C

>>10385803

Idk about their stock but I do know the new lead webdev
they hired, who starts in August is absolute shit.

>>10387083
It's the solid state entity, same as it every was and always will be.

>>10387128
well shit
you just convinced me to get RH for my options plays desu
between that and the no commission

TLT getting ready to close at the daily low. I like it.

Do you guys think my MSFT 108C 8/10s are going to make it??

>>10387128
>3m
lets do this thing

>>10386403
black hole technology

>>10387078
Unironic anorexic here, starving is pretty comfy

>>10387195
Like, just buying the 200C would cost twice as much and would only have a better payoff if the thing jumped to like 210ish

Can't believe how much money I wasted not doing this before

can anyone explain ichimoku cloud to me?

I LIKE YOU GUYS

>>10387195
>>10387251
>P/E of 29
I wish it was lower desu
>>10387238
You need to eat more, Anon

>>10387182
You might need to email their support address and ask for level 3, and it still only works for defined risk spreads

>>10387128
yea my faggot broker wont let me do debit spreads. how fucking retarded is that? they let me buy naked options. fuckheads. im not trading options w these guys anymore desu. im gonna use them for their commission free trades on all their ETFs and thats it. im sick of options slippage anyways

>>10387302
Fug off fattie I need to eat less, recovering from weekend binge rn

>>10387302
we're in the Everything Bubble, that PE is the new normal

>>10387317
/fast/ victim detected

>>10387302
>la p/e

>>10387320
I like MMM, I'll probably buy it post crash
>>10387317
Sad. I know a few anorexics and they are all mentally rekt. How many people molested you?

>>10387298
sell the snap put

>>10387364
I did!

>>10387358
its at return to normal right now

>>10387328
More if a /thinspo/ victim, was doing if and restriction last week, lost all contril saturday

>>10387379
return to normal is the part right before capitulation tho

>>10387391
sounds like you lost a good deal of cognitive capacity too

>>10387405
youre thinking of the sarcastic return to normal

well folks the penis index is very flaccid into close
the russell leading down the markets again to join all the bonds that got REKT today. short HYG and long vol imo senpaitachi

>>10387405
Nah, just ph*neposting atm and suck at typing
>>10387358
Not molested but circumcised if that counts for anything.

You guys can all starve, I'm going to cook char-grilled oysters and drink 12 year old scotch tonight. Back to back 40% days, fuck this wagon it's time to celebrate.

>>10387391
remember to stay hydrated fren

>>10387437
forgot pic

>>10387437
Alphabet's going to prop us up.

>>10387456
I know, just drank about a half gallon of strong hot tea fren

>>10387302
also comfy, I dont think you want to buy 3m. Its on the DOW, and I know youd rather invest in the bug index

>>10387444
another one bites the dust

>>10387473
the GOOG miss is gonna dunk the entire tech sector and give us a volatility spike

>>10387502
i think the yield spike from today has already confirmed SOMETHING is gonna happen. all bonds are down today. a good amount too. even investment grade corporate debt is down a good amount

>>10387440
Fucking jews got me too. Shit definitely counts. At least normal molestation leaves your body intact.

A day before a planned merge with another IT company 45% up in one day. Fuck why didn’t I invest more, I goddamn knew this is gonna happen.

>>10387548
>tfw your parents didn't mutilate your dick

>>10387548
they got me

>>10387573
feels good man

>>10387573
>>10387591
Everytime you brag about being uncut your dick gets smaller you know

>tfw after a year of studying failed the CompTIA 901 a+ again
>tfw feel like I understand the concepts and can get things like raspberry pi going and things like that

Am I just fucking retarded? Why did god make me retarded? This is supposed to be like level 1 shit...maybe I should try something else as a hobby and career...
What the fuck am I doing wrong?

>>10387573
>>10387591
Heathens, go buy some shares of Amazon.

>>10387630
...you seriously can't get an A+ cert? yeah this probably isn't for you, not trying to be a dick or anything. security+ and network+ are 10x harder and you're gonna need at least all 3 of those to land any kind of job.

Buy Tesla right now!

t.
Not Elon

its already over

>>10387653
Idk wtf I'm doing wrong. In studying the material perfectly and I feel like I'm getting it. I should kill myself in fucking worthless. This thing has brought down my self esteem so fucking badly. Ive worked so fucking hard...I honestly have no clue what I'm doing wrong I've worked so fucking hard on it. I feel like i could do this shit in real life. Also couldn't figure out coding. Im an actual retard. Can't tie my shoes can't drive at 26 can't fd clothes shave anything. Just fucking let me die but whatever I want this cert under ant circumstances so whatever I guess. Haven't even started 902 and it's been two years. I'm an actual retard.

>>10387709

Damn I got A+ Cert on my first try. I studied a shit load though. Youtube videos, books, etc.

>>10387709
>can't tie my shoes at 26
the average /smg/ imvestor

>>10387709
I'm sorry you feel bad, but this is an excellent pasta. Saved

>>10387633
>masonic dubs
your rabbinic magiks have no sway here

>>10387630
Those certs are so fucking retarded.
You will never never 99.999% of the shit you study.
IT jobs in general have such fucking retarded practices because braindead boomers can't tell apart bullshitters from wizkids when it comes to tecnology.

can anyone explain tea leaf reading to me

>>10387742
Its ok, my only purpose on earth is too be laughed at.

>>10387727
yeah idk what I'm doing wrong. I feel like i get the stuff but idk wtfs wrong with me

>>10387763
yeah it's thr tests fault not mine! .__.

I'm just being whiny. In putting the phone down and getting this shit done.

>>10387758
>This lady doesn't study magick
Confirmed for goyim

lol

GET YOUR POPCORN

>>10387800
most well kept secret on the street desu
more so than the banker blood orgies

>>10387839
Moon it

>>10387709
i'm not sure what to tell you. i feel like there's nothing you really have to "understand" for the A+, it's just rote memorization. i feel like if you just did flashcards on this quizlet:
https://quizlet.com/132518642/220-901-comptia-a-certification-exam-flash-cards/
and memorized at least 70% of the information you'd pass for sure. that being said, without a 4 year degree you're gonna hit a glass ceiling at some point, it'll be hard to move up to anything beyond a desktop support tech.

>>10387839
>GOOGL
No way it'll hold but GOD DAMN

>>10387809
> it's the tests fault not mine
No
If anything I'm arguing the tests are way too easy
You really should just do something else
Maybe plumbing

>>10387800
No I only do Thoth tarot and basic chaos synchronicity.

aw fuck

GOOG dragging the entire market up now

FANG redemption

Well i thought i was at a loss today but that TQQQ pump after hours is to die for

>>10387839
God I wish that were me

Good LORD that GOOG pump. How should this make me reevaluate my theory that AMZN is going to miss and FAANG will be eroded?

>>10387889
I can't even drive or swim. I need to just bite the bullet. Probably just going to work shitty jobs and save up and get my own 401k or something and compound interest that bitch Roth IRA

>>10387878
Yeah idk...im going to try again tho

If Amazon beats earnings this market will be bullish for another year.

>>10387907
Apologise RIGHT NOW

Soo... This.... Is the....... power.......of ........FANG.......

>>10387949
A google miss would have preemptively started "The Big One", which is scheduled for Friday not tomorrow.

>>10387987
NOOOOOOOOO

>>10387969
Not knowing how to drive and swim is really common if you live in a big urban city.

But anyways at least you're not a 26 yo handholdless kissless virgin, that would be way too pathetic.

ooooooooooooo small specs ruined yet again

I saw some guy on Reddit bet like $200k that Google would miss and FB, AMZN, and TWTR would beat

so clearly we're gonna see a GOOG beat and the other guys miss

>>10387907
FANG doesn't even make sense to group together anymore.
There's FAG and TAN. FAG (Facebook, Apple, Google) are real companies with reasonable prices showing growth/earnings. TAN (Telsa, Amazon, Netflix) are companies with years of record growth "priced in" that rely on promises/image to drive prices rather than strong results.

This market will go up no matter what happens to FANG earnings because the market is stupid and makes no sense and it's all going to end in tears.

>>10388077
>youhavetogoback.jpg

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/moviepass-hmny-stock-price-measures-to-avoid-nasdaq-delisting-2018-7-1027391120

>>10388077
>>10388098
Sorry I didn't mean that.

>>10388077
>I saw some guy on Reddit bet like $200k that Google would miss and FB, AMZN, and TWTR
inverse this with all your wealth

wtf was his bear thesis on alphabet anyways? YOLO?

>>10388104
Here comes that 250:1 reverse split the baggies swore wouldn't happen

>>10388077
GET OUT WALLSTREETBETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10388077
It was 30k on goog puts

>>10388121
The best part is that now that it's approved, the (((management))) can dilute or reverse split at their discretion. There were hardly any restrictions on what the votes actually approved.

God bless jewgle

>>10388118
His logic was, if Google beats then FB/AMZN/TWTR will beat. So he will make back the 30k later. I'm not sure about the rest.

>>10388118
It was a hedge, something about how if GOOG beat then AMZN definitely would too and he'd be net positive

so uh if we're right he's gonna have some shocks this Friday

>>10388086
I dont understand netflix but judgng by large specs buying everyday Im pretty sure theres something I dont know that they know

>>10388104
>the approval of a reverse stock split that could reduce the number of shares by 2 to 1, 250 to 1, or somewhere in between at management's discretion.
They're actually going to fucking do it

>>10388148
u a daytrader bro?

>>10388149
pssst AMZN is going to miss.

>>10388121
fucking retards who bought in before close lol

>>10388149
>>10388157
thats some fucking retarded ass logic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTvjOoMWWB8&feature=youtu.be

>tune in to Alphabet conference call
>youtube TV commercials

They can't help but make every last cent off people possible.

>>10388163
this is how i'd always win the stock market "games" that my college would put on. you just buy stocks before a reverse split and the systems tracking it never had the detail

>>10388163
>250:1
Not even a greek shipping company would pull something of this magnitude

>>10388163
>could reduce the number of shares by 2 to 1, 250 to 1
>or somewhere in between at management's discretion
>somewhere in between
>management's discretion
250:1 r/s here we come

>>10388181
How the fuck does google still make money off ads? I swear everyone's using adblocker on yt.

>>10388196
>this is what boomers believe
Most young people just use the YouTube app on their phone and deal with the ads.

>>10388196
I've been clicking on every add I've seen for months now to prop this fucker up.

>>10388181
>The music
Every time I listen to normie music it's always seems worse and worse.

New story on Trump, they're chanting "Lock him up". If they jail my president, the whole world is going to end!

>>10388242
It got infinitely worse when advertising all switched to rap

GOOGLE TANKING

>>10387630
>studying COMPTIA

It's useless. Go cisco at least. If you can't even get A+ you will never get sec+ or net+, both of which are ready considered bottom of the barrel 40-50k a year certs MAYBE.

Prove me wrong anon.

I can't wait to invest in Trumpazon after he kills bezos and takes 100% ownership.

Is goog about to BART on the conference call? lol.

>>10388272
all bezos has to do is stop funding the washington post

>>10388283
>>10388258

google is going up for sure
they beat expectations by a lot

>>10388258
Just profit taking. It'll probably settle around 2-3%

>>10388261
Just get a degree, I have an 80K job without that shit.

>>10388285
They are smart. Monopoly tech signaling as progressive/leftist is in their best interest overall. The left is who would ultimately want to break them up and by far that is what they fear most.

How did everyone do today!? I hope you all did great!

>it was a fakeout all along

Why are the markets still open ?

>>10388290
its up $48 per share after-hours

>>10388326
>Monopoly tech signaling as progressive/leftist is in their best interest overall. The left is who would ultimately want to break them up and by far that is what they fear most.

Holy shit, you're so right. I never even thought of it like this, but it makes so much sense.

>>10388246
They've been doing that for two fucking years now, when are you going to realize that it's media kayfabe? Social media whining provides an alternative to effective political action, long TWTR and NYT and then go on PredictIt and bet on Trump 2020, it's down to 40% right now

>>10388348
Up .34%, I'm still trying to figure out my options play for Thursday/friday. I watched Kaiji cause of you, its great so far!

>>10388355
the execs in silicon valley are anything but "left"
theyre much closer to ancaps than anything this world has ever seen desu

>>10388104
> $0.098
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10388348
down a full -0.7%
its really bad because consumer non cyclicals drop with treasuries near term

>>10388369
i was litterly down 70$ all day, then the moment hte markets go into after hours up im 60$

>>10388365
im waiting for those 5% odds like last time, the night before. all in

how do I get people to buy my OTM calls

>>10388390
beat you again ratsu
every day I get closer

>>10388430
shill them on reddit as an "insider"

>>10388246
If you think about it, isn't he already locked up? In a cage of his own making...

*ponder face*

>>10388430
set your ask price to equal the existing bid price

>>10388369
My stupid TLT puts only went up 40% twice in the past two trading sessions. How the fuck am I supposed to make it.

>>10388330
They're not signaling anything you they're just classical liberals. The separation of degeneracy and liberty is a made up concept created by Tea Party boomers.

>>10388369
Kaiji is great. It truly is the select /smg/ anime. I'm watching the spin off right now. It's about when /smg/ has to grow up and get a real job.

>>10388488
season 1 is too tragic for me
the spinoff is good, more realistic. I want to go bowling with the boys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTvjOoMWWB8&feature=youtu.be

AI talk on quarterly report, must listen

EXPLAIN

>>10388488
Its about Tonegawa right? I'm excited for that, I'm midway through the E-Card arc.

>>10388348
up 7% today. Figuring out what stock people will mess up for small earnings now.

>>10388400

I think the markets are more likely to overrate his chances this time desu.

>>10388534
> investing in video games

>>10388570
>Can't read that I bought a put
You should invest in an education

>>10388534
Sjw

>>10388534
Do you remember back in 2009/10 when there was a gamestop on every block and another popped up and you thought "Wow, why did they build one so close?"

Chasing growth has downsides.

>>10388534
Volatility is lower, so your shitty OTM put options are worth less.

>>10388536
>>10388531

Yeah it's hilarious. It's basically
anime for boomers and dads.

>>10388536
the E-Card arc really develops Tonegawa, its amazing. The spin off is pretty diffrent from Kaiji but still good and quite funny

>>10388534
i hear all the damn millenials are buying that fournight game

>>10388649
>tfw you still don't even know what fortnite is about
Is this the end? Am I unironically a boomer?
Am I going to wake up one day and discover I have turned into a giant insect?

>>10388534
I'm down 12% on this piece of shit company I gambled on earnings last november and it went up 10% but I forgot to sell and it just wont stop tumbling down ever sense

>>10388590
Give it a month or so, can't expect that hilarious PE to correct overnight

>>10388684
of all the memes you picked that trash why bro

>>10388681
you can download it for free grandpa

>>10388622

It's also that few people buy physical disks anymore. Their used game trade was a money maker and its getting killed by digital distribution.

>>10388699
it was to spite another anon who went short on gamestop that earnings. the P/E is good they have a 10% div yield.
he lost 10% because he closed his short and I lost 10% because I forgot to close my long even though it went up based /smg/ losing at every point

>>10388534
that one guy was shilling it at 12 for awhile

>>10388726
it is cheap i'll give you that

>>10388534
You bought an OTM put and got IV crushed.
Nothing crazy.
should have just sold a call or bought it deeper itm.

Where's that faggot that wanted to 1v1 me in SC2? I'll be back ITT in 2 hours and I expect a battletag to be posted.

>they still don't lunar trade

>>10388761
stream it live on twitch so we can watch two nerds fight

>>10388761
what league r u?

>>10388803
Silver

>>10388770
I trade on I Ching divinations, get on mah level

>>10388827
I unironically made a few grand trading on I Ching readings.

>>10388770
>not performing augury on your chicken tenders

whirlpool down 8%
whats the general consensus on washing machines?

>>10388954
Ukrainians are cheaper.

>>10388770
/smg/ was a mistake

>>10388954
whirlpool is an absolute shit company

Their new products are complete overpriced garbage

I've been trading and watching the market for about a month and a half now and I still have no idea how people actually make money on this shit, and all the web resources I find all try and shill their private classes or their literally who microcap companies

>>10388770
>>10388842
I want a copy of Hexen 2.0 so bad, I'm and its out of print. I've been sticking with my Thoth deck I got as a gift.

>>10389010
nobody here is beating the market on a risk adjusted basis really, we're just assuming more risk

>>10389010
Just remember that alpha is a zero-sum game.

>>10388770
I think im a leo
what the fuck does this mean?

>They think I'm joking

>>10389167
cops get out reeeeeeeee

I'm getting tired of this choppy market

>>10389341
downwards only soon

>>10388681
>Am I going to wake up one day and discover I have turned into a giant insect?
no
you will receive a knock on your door
there will be two official looking men that will not say why they are there. only that you come with them, as you are under arrest. they will not tell you what it is that you are being arrested for, but they will insist that you inquiring about it is bound to make the whole situation worse.

>>10389367
You better be wrong

>>10388996
911 was a mistake

>>10389402
1k a year , a fucking year? U better start throwing some volatile trades in and fucking cut this sissy boy shit out, be a fucking man

>>10389459

I heard that WallStreetBets likes characters like you

>>10389470
litterly who, This shit is childs play brotherman

>>10389459
What pisses me off is that it was +$920 in 6 months in January

>>10389459
t. larping boomer
Post your portfolio, faggot

What's your biggest currently held gamble?

$3000 in TSLA Jan 50 puts.

Shit I don't want to shuck and grill oysters, I'm just going to drink scotch and play sc2.

>>10389735
why

>>10389828
mmmmm oysters
yum!

>>10389890
I think I'm getting Ethiopian food tonight. We should have a dinnerbro that all the guys who only browse during market hours never get to see.

>>10389890
I was going to make garlic butter with the secret blend of herbs and spices. put breadcrumbs and parmesan then grill them, but fuck it, i'll do it tomorrow.

>>10389786
About $1k of VIXY $34 calls exp in September. Betting on market stability before the midterms so (((they))) can impeach blumpf

>>10390030
>implying we don't go back and read the posts we missed.

Well you'd be right to be quite honest.

>>10389786
I'm all in TLT puts.

DPW just JUST'd me AH.

>>10390102
all of it?
that seems a bit excessive

>>10390278
well the entirety of my IB portfolio, i got stuff on the market in other places, but that's not even a gamble since it's a sure thing.

>>10390338
do those fags let you do debit spreads without margins? im sick of these faggots i got that wont let me take risk defined options positions. its fucking garbage

i covered my puts and will short again on the next rally desu. i know someones gonna be excited bond yields got this blown out in a day

>>10390274
Why the fuck? MARA bro. Been shilling it for a week now.

>>10389066
are you Martin Shkreli

>>10390599
i dont think he gets the innerette in the big house desu.

>>10389066
m-m-maybe one of us it

>>10390383
I dunno, I use a margin account.

>>10390771
Yeah
But that risk adjusted stuff is exactly what he said in his blog

(how do you get the risk adjusted return of your portfolio btw ? compare it to the risk free rate ? the market premium ?)