/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10357369
Another day, another dollar eh?
*sips*

*BRAAAAAAAAP* hello there *BRAAAAAAAP*

>>10357384
heh heh yeah you know it, hava good weekend?
*silurp*

fucking wagies kek

>>10357369
>Any plans for the weekend?
>Not really
>Yeah me neither

'Morning, Bob.

Remember the meeting at 2 PM. if you need me, I am in my own office.

>>10357369
Please Ralph I can't talk. I have to finish this before lunch or else I won't get any...

>>10357369
How bout that weather...huh? Its not the heat, its the humidity...

>>10357369
howdy raph - my boner is pushing against the side of your cubicle right now...just thought I'd let you know

carry on!

>>10357369
*sippss*
SOoo...whatchaguysthinkin for lunch?

>>10357369
That first cuppa the day

>>10358063
kaint go to lunch man, wife's got me on a diet so I brought.

Ah, I hear ya but hey, Happy Wife happy life right?

*sllllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppp*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
mama needs her coffee

You guys see the meme Brendan sent in the group?

Reading this in the parking lot of my work is truly depressing.

Is it Friday yet? Hahahaha!

forced meme general

Awesomesauce. Cool beans.

>>10359011
Reading this at my parents house is truly depressing. Sometimes I open maps to see if I can die when the nearest major city gets nuked. Fingers crossed, I pray you also will have a quick end in the upcoming apocalypse.

>>10359011
why arent you taking a post lunch walk around the building with the other cubies?

Donuts in the breakroom!

>>10357369
>Oh, hey there man. How is going?
>Good, you?
>Oh, good, thanks for asking.
>Well, have a good day
Redpill me on why we need any more conversation at work than this.

>that zoomer who actually does work at work instead of just browse facebook on his phone between meetings

*siipsps*
Nope, I havent seen Jim..its not my day to watch him, heah heah.

>>10357369
>tfw I find myself acting like half the wagecuck cliche stereotypes posted in this thread
It’s not my fault that whenever I try to make actual jokes they get mad. Someone said he was doing a golfing event for disabled veterans, and I said that he should have an easy time against them. And to ask them their golfing handicap. Apparently even that’s too much for normieland.

To be fair when I worked as a lifeguard as a teen, I joked that since some retarded lifeguard before me left the Chlorine on overnight, the baby pool was a designer baby gene pool because all minority babies going into that shit are coming out white. Some cuck 15 year old white kid was offended and frowned at me the rest of the shift. You can’t escape normies in any industry

>>10359270
Why even talk to people? Just hide in your room all day posting memes on the internet and pretend it's normal and totally unrelated to why you think about killing yourself everyday.

Works for me.

>>10359308

can someone tell me why the boomer drinks monster energy drink? that didnt even exist when he was younger. its millennial drink

>>10359370
It’s a 30 year old boomer

>>10357522
Holy fucking this

>>10359365
I dont have any human contact ever and only think about kmsing around once a week

Work starts at 8:00am, not at 8:01am, anon.
That's already 2 strikes in the past 2 months.

I have a 9-5 job making very good money but holy shit this board has made me realize the mundane shit that comes out of normies mouthes.

>Sing happy Birthday for 100 people
>Haha corny old jokes ahaha
>ooo trump bad hahaha hillary good hahah
>Can we arrest trump already? hahaa
>wow is that a new tie HAHAHAH

I literally want to end myself. I'd rather be a poor NEET faggot that is 100% Authentically me then make 40 dollars an hour being a wage slave being fake as fuck..

Money isn't everything guys. This is soul crushing. Remember this when you're home all day. You're doing what YOU WANT because YOU want to.

>>10357522
this, even with plans.

>>10359258
dont you mean Fat Pills, eh? heh.

>>10359411
>only think about kmsing around once a week
It's depressing that is some kind of measurement of success or happiness.

>>10359381

lol, what does that mean!?

>>10359350
Autism

>>10359437
>not having red pilled co workers who listen to conservative radio and browse drudge/breitbart
should have went into engineering bud

>>10359258
hahahahahahahahaha

>>10358139
ahahahahaha

>>10359475
no the fella just has a sense of humor. most people don't

>>10358139
So neighbor, you watch the game last night? That FIFA sure is something.

Um uh no, I missed it Ralph...
>tfw I don't give a fuck about sports and want Ralph to shut the fuck about sports for once in his damned life

>>10359370
This. He should be drinking Red Bull.

Me no work me hope to get rich with cryptos

>>10359308
>that zenior who refuses to retire and values his work ethic while making mad dosh

>>10359437
>dial back your productivity by 20-25%, enjoy life
>Put on your mask and stop seeing them as anything but NPCs, play to win the game
>change jobs to a startup that could Moon or Fail, taste life again
You have about three decent choices now

>>10359584
>30 year old boomers

>>10359350
>To be fair when I worked as a lifeguard as a teen, I joked that since some retarded lifeguard before me left the Chlorine on overnight, the baby pool was a designer baby gene pool because all minority babies going into that shit are coming out white. Some cuck 15 year old white kid was offended and frowned at me the rest of the shift. You can’t escape normies in any industry

loled hard

>>10359530
>it's not me, it's everyone else

got transfered to another office on monday and life there is pretty much like this thread atm. shitposting all day long, browsing facebook, youtube etc. have to check on some inventory stuff like 4 times a day max, if we dont get orders its just eating cake and drinking coffee together with our boss

I really applaud you wage niggers
If i ever have to enter an office again ill be dead before

holy shit the american office environment sounds awful

>itt /biz/ writes their own version of office space

I work an 8:30 - 5:30 M-F job at a large office with cubicles, phones ringing all day and I do customer support. I have an hour commute each way. All of my co-workers and bosses are insufferable and I don't make enough to live. Sometimes I am required to come in for a few hours on Saturdays too (including today).

My life is worse than death.

>>10357369
I predict this red pepe becoming the next big meme

>>10359609
Out of these three, you must pick two.

Which way, Western man?

>>10359350
>I joked that since some retarded lifeguard before me left the Chlorine on overnight, the baby pool was a designer baby gene pool because all minority babies going into that shit are coming out white

Based

>>10359258

Literally on break at my wageslave job reading this shit.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BITCOIN JUST FUCKING GO UP

PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE

>>10359258
OY vey

>>10360504
If you have the skills/IQ/work ethic to do good in a shit tier office, and you are willing give up that shitshow for neetdom, then you are a free man.
You can go to a very high risk/high reward job, and how ever it settles out, you will have the best chance at happiness.

Hey boss I got your report that you needed
haha no problem, any time!
...oh another one? Well you can count on me! haha

>>10360438
i dont like his mouth area personally

>>10360624
i mean the colors

>>10360438
Lose the nose and we got a winner.

>>10360631
Now?

>>10359411
same

It just looks like a shitty troll face

>>10360994
Maybe giving it the JUST treatment might make it less shit.

>>10361035
Looks much better, although still shit.

>>10357369
I work with a an old gen x lady who says Wow way too much and in a nasally voice that makes me think it sounds like meow.
Please someone end my suffering

> how was your vacation, anon?
>fine
>ya go anywhere fun?
>no
>yeah that's nice sometimes
>uh huh
>like a staycation right?
>...

>>10361188
holy shit

>>10361035
I think this is too much, the whole point of fresco is that he looks like he is genuinly happy but you it's the slight hints on his face that give out his misery (his bloodshot wide eyes, his exaggerated smile)

>>10361188
>how was your vacation, anon?
That one week in Ocean City was pretty nice. I can't wait to work 51 more weeks and do the same thing again next year. Maybe one of these years Mr. Goldman will give us more than 5 PTO days

>sales person enters lab
>finds engineers working
ah hey!, so this is where you all have been hiding!

>>10361256
>I can't wait to work 51 more weeks and do the same thing again next year. Maybe one of these years Mr. Goldman will give us more than 5 PTO days
>>10361188

>>10359365
>"what are you doing this weekend?"
>"me oh I'm just hanging with the wife and kids getting them ready for school. Do you have kids?"
>"not that you know of right hahaha"
>"ahh good times. yes we shouldn't think about suicide"
>"no reason to think about death everyday is there"

>>10361035
Better

>>10360384
Spend every spare moment hunting for a new job. More pay, better location, promoted up a level, anything.

Oh, then only quit once you have the new job offer in hand (with a start date).

>>10359308

>Implying interns are given actual work

>>10360384
Customer support is fucking Hell on earth. I spent a summer in college doing call center work and I wanted to blow my brains out after 3 days. Felt bad for the actual grown ass adults there doing it for life.