/biz/ - Business & Finance

nth for RATSU

FIRST FOR BASED GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

Also Divs are your fren

First for ALT gap up

>>10336984
I'm actually glad we had 8 years of Obama. I'm convinced that if it weren't for those 8 years of Obama we would have never got Trump.

COMRAD TRUMP EDITION

pls no /pol/sting in this thread, we are here to discuss business and how to gamble our savings away on the stock market.

First for Kraft Heinz

>>10337019
this, all Trump and/or communism shills please post in the previous thread until it does
thanks

>>10337019
The new thread will wash away the political talk.

I should have bought CEI when it .40 today. Fuck I bet it's going to moon tomorrow.

Still holding DPW. It's consolidating pretty well. Tomorrow I find out if it has any legs or not.

>>10337011
>If it wasn't for 8 years of a commie we wouldn't have gotten this commie
The absolute state

>>10337019
It's afterhours, we turn this into a geopolitical shitposting thread that eventually gravitates to how we can long or short shit on the market.

>>10336994
FANSERVICE

>>10337054
fanservice WHEN?

>>10336994
Damn, what the hell goes on in your head to make this shit?

>>10336994
>>10337029
Based mouse posters
Or is it a rat?

I'll be running for president in 2020.

>>10337067
Democracy was a mistake

>>10337065
>named Ratsuchan
>is it a rat?

>>10337074
I see you figured out that rules are not enforced on /biz/ well done comfy

>>10337074
I'll be taking the presidency by force with an army of /smg/ market makers in 2020 (this is a joke please do not assassinate me)

>>10337067
Actually kneepad will be running for office and she will win.

>>10336999
checked

>>10337091
I will have her fill every cabinet seat.

>>10337060
Ratsuchan has no fanservice

>>10337065
one is a rat

>>10337091
This country isn't ready to see a woman president.

>>10337089
I'm in. What we gotta do is get majority share in gun manufacturers then we use the second amendment to build a military through a private military company.......

>>10337116
That's ok because she is a trap, problem solved.

any one have new Mommy CEO stories?

>>10337116
>kneepad
>woman
Pick 1

>>10337089

you closed those snap puts right

>>10337029
Am getting all sorts of Kraft advertisement & spam now because you
-_-,

>>10337150
n-not yet. I tried to sell it today but it missed. It'll probably sell at open tomorrow.

>>10337159
How in the hell do you have an anime picture for literally any scenario conceivable?

>>10337159
Squeeze Cheese

>>10337086
I just have a large folder of Christ-chans that I like to periodically dump
>>10337159
(((BIG KRAFT))) at it again!
Inbetween smg podcasts I'll be reviewing hentai games on youtube, so be sure to tune in for that.

>>10337179
You know where you are right?

>>10337198
Try deep space waifu please.

amazon should drop to the 1600 area and trade from there following ER. Same exact setup as netflix...

>>10337207
That looks amazing, how soon will that get me banned from youtube?
10/10, and it's only $1.99!

MSFT is green, AMZN is going to get hit by the Trump curse, digits confirm.

>>10337233
You won't get banned for that one.

I hate Google so much, just feel like shorting all of FANG anyway and definitely AMD and GOOGL.

Just try searching 'idiot' on google images, I mean fuck the fuck off.

>>10337271
:^)

>>10337271
That activated my almonds.

>>10337271
>Trump
>Genius

truth

who else here a divs investor?

>>10337271
>>10337287

>>10337340
who?

who's /listening/?

>>10337361
keep us updated

>>10337357
Some kik that Buffet sponsored

>>10337011
Yes 8yrs of having a black man in power literally forced all the inbred racist Hicks to vote for Cheeto supreme

>>10337361
Estimate: 1.08
Result: 1.13

a lot of up numbers

>tfw every MLP but the one you bought is killing it

>>10337381

> Black man
Thats a funny way of saying nigger

>>10337381
>Cheeto supreme
Go back and stay there.

>>10337369
>>10337402
This live annotation was brought to you buy $GRIM. Vote $GRIM for president so RKG can fill every cabinet seat and comfy will be taking over NPR. GRIM for the WIN.

Lot's of great and cool stuff. Big numbers going up! Xbox live is great! I love xbox! I have 47 xbox points on my Xbox Live account. Cloud. Cloud. Cloud. Azure, also walmart. Commercial cloud, residential cloud, industrial cloud, nimbus cloud, big cloud, liddle cloud and indian cloud. Personal computing up by 20 % Productivity going woahh. Operating expense is up up up, because we sale sale sale. Lots of bonuses for bingo and bongo great sales guys! Office 666 is up 20 bazinga points this school semester. 10% 20% 30% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80% 90% 100% everything is up and great at xbox.com. Did I mention Azure? Azure is up everything on everything. Great Azure growth. Enterprise service revenues grew big bam walla walla bing yahoo.

And then my stream froze for a couple minutes here so you can just make up whatever you want.


Xbox live active users up 8%. Cash flow up 13 billion percent. Github is great we love linked in we are collecting lots of data. Data is great we love dota. Dota 2 is our main competitor and you will see the newest Halo moba arriving to xbox live next quarter. We expect super big growth and lots of revenue. As a result you may seem quarterly volitilililitty. Customer demand for our hybrid offerings are going way way up! Also xbox. We expect lots of stuff to go in places and great things are happening here at microsoft.com

>>10337483
Ill take it

>>10337553
We're up almost 4.5% in aftermarket now.

>>10337409
Let me guess, you bought Rainbow Dash?

>Tonight, I want you to do that special think with your asshole
>Sure, let me tell you I'm THE best at taking dick, THE BEST

>>10337229
agree

we need to short all the retarded P/E companies

AMZN
NFLX
ATVI
EA
PANW (negative p/e but overvalued as fuck)
AAXN (questionable... but overvalued)

who else would you add to the list of overvalued high flying greedy pig stocks

>>10337603
TSLA
SNAP

>>10337629
oh yeah good call
for sure

>>10337603
>who else would you add to the list of overvalued high flying greedy pig stocks

"what is a stock screener?"

>>10337641
lame
I wanted to know what companies come to mind for you

obviously i know how to use a screener

>>10337633
Facebook

>>10337644
Actually scratch that just short the whole fucking NASDAQ

>>10337603
Is there an Ultra short high/negative P/E stocks ETF yet?

>>10337603
I'm not quite buying the fear Baggie is spreading about AMZN (still probably going to set up a small short position though kek) but long-term where is AMZN going? It has to take a hit sometime in the next year or so right?

If anyone remembers early this year spaceX did the car launch into space around earnings season. This earnings they have 3 launches spaced out around the AUG 1 ER.

July 22, July 25, Aug 2, launches. Keep this in mind if you short it. It went down quite a bit still after the ER though.

>>10337657
pe ratio peaked during subprime bottom price, not bottomed. it's a total bogus number and does not work at all as people think

>>10337677
SpaceX is private you idiot

>>10337733
I'm sure it still draws in a lot of people that associate SpaceX with TSLA just because Musk is involved.

>>10337733
SpaceX's big launches are all the same week as TSLA Eernings. Same as SpaceX launched a tesla into space right before the ER for Q4 2017.

I'm just laying out some PR moments / small catalysts that effect TSLA price.

>>10337667
Have you ever seen the movie Wall-E?

>>10337603
kek small spec kek

AAXN hate?

>>10337844

:^)

made a thousand bucks on my AMZN short today

>>10337848
dost it make up for the money you lost in the past

>>10337726
It's not bogus but you can't look at it in a vacuum. It tells you that a company needs to decrease its price or increase its earnings to justify its valuation. It's a good measure to see how priced in growth is.

>>10337835
Don't get me wrong, I'm HIGHLY bullish long term. I can easily forsee a future where Amazon literally monopolizes all commerce on the fucking planet and we all live in Jeff Bezos' nightmare techno-teleocracy. I'm just saying that from looking at their chart and financials they appear to have grown too quickly in the last couple of years and might be in for a correction before they REALLY take off.

>>10337875
yes

who else /all time highs/ here

>>10337929
/all time high/ here today too
Thanks DM.

Go long commodities.

Just do it.

>>10337179
anime girls love their kraft @ pepsi

>>10337198
do the vore one! Echidna Wars DX!

>>10337181
>they unironically want me put cheese squares on NACHOS

>>10337952
BTC just need go back up $500 more dollars then me can post portfolio again ;_; T_T ;_; T_T

How do dividend payments work with Robinhood ? Do they send the money to my bank account or it gets added as funds in my robinhood account ?

>>10338108
added to rh

>>10338117
thank you sir.

>>10338097
why even gamble on crypto

>holding 10 MSFT 108c Jan

Anyone else buy Papa John's sub 51

>>10337361
Microsoft is so based and redpilled, I mean I admit I had my doubts about Sanjay Ranganathanadingdong but I'll admit he really turned it around and they are destroying everything. I knew they would turn into New Apple eventually.

>>10337483
Oh and man you reminded me how insanely savvy they have been with investments. Linkedin was a brilliant buy and Github is going to pay off. The amount of marketshare they are able to take from Amazon in web services is impressive.

i don't know if i'm just lucky or smart but i'm beating the shit out of the market this year. unfortunately i'll have to do it for many years more to compound to making it

>>10338369
Once the crash happens I'm going hard into Microsoft, they are an amazing company

>>10338369
They're doing well but it seems a lot of the growth is priced in. Still. thanks microbros for saving my QQQ calls.

>>10337929
Reporting in, made back my money and then some from getting BTFO by volatility in February

>>10338386
also the fact that someone that only started march of last year is doing so well means we're gonna get a huge crash soon. i'm preparing

>>10338193
It not really gambling... am have many BTC backtested strats that 100% guarantee profits if have no trading fees

Just... stuff happens

>>10338512
It's gambling. Unregulated markets end up biting you in the ass sooner or later.

>>10338512
baka kekpad

>>10336979
How do I invest in small developing countries without going there myself?

>>10336979
How do I make the tech industry go full bear mode? All of those winebar, soft titted, silicon valley tech faggots deserve to be smacked and beat.

>>10338645
By yourself? assassinate a ceo maybe. Or you could just wait for them to implode. I see a workers strike brewing in AMZN's future. The prime time to strike is early fall to make corporate capitulate by the Christmas rush. gonna let it pamp before I start buying puts.

>>10337044

FUCK MAINE

>>10338565
>>10338592
;_; screw you !

HMNY has rekt me more than any crypto so far

>>10338645
like way you think, kid

>>10338722
I would buy a short once it hits a plateu, but I'm no place to afford that right now. Once I get the capital together, I'm buying some land from some desperate landowner just so that developers can't get their disgusting fingers on it. Remember, once yuppies and tech fags invade your city, the cost of living will triple for everyone else. Portland, San Francisco, Bend, and Seattle are proof of that. Chicago is next, you heard it here first.

>FANG

F u t u r e s

>>10338062
which commodity

>>10338901
>FANG

>>10338945
onions

>>10338945
Corn
O
R
N

>top tier commodities
basedbeans
cocoa
wheat
sugar
whale oil

>>10338062
As someone who's talked to soi farmers, don't buy onions commodities, it's reached a peak in November, The farmers here in MN all lost crops due to massive flooding, bigger pest problems (related to my research job), and the demand in China will drop due to tarrifs, and because China is relying more and more on other countries for commodities.

>>10338997
Why no corn :(

>>10339020
probably because it relies on massive subsidies compared to other commodities. Imagine what would happen if everyone knew just how retarded and wasteful ethanol fuel is.

>>10338997
what about hambones

>>10338997
No lean hogs? When are they going to start trading waifu pillows on the Chicago exchange?

>>10338796
>Chicago

Illinois is a shithole and everyone knows it. I see future yuppie movement to places in the south, ie like what happened to Austin. Some place south of the Mason-Dixie line with google fiber is my next bet.

On the longer timescale, I see a movement away from cities. As internet infrastructure and coverage increases, so will millennial acceptance to living in the boonies. The economical reasons are apparent too, houses cost too much near the coasts. If you keep an eye on popular media, you'll also notice the creeping romanticization of rural living. Farcry did it, now fallout is doing it. These ideas creep into minds and become cemented before they are acted on in reality.

>>10338997
Copper is gonna get yuge over the next few years. Just need to wait for it to bottom out to get in.

>>10338385
It'll only pick up once they figure out marketing again. Azure is a better product and cheaper

Come on baby bounce

>>10338722
Amazon has an ongoing strike right now in eu. But strikes aren't a threat to them in us

>Drone USA Awarded $1.7 Million Dollar Contract from the U.S. Government
>Drone USA Awarded Contract Extension Worth $1.2 Million
>Drone USA Awarded $659,000 Contract to Supply the U.S. Government with Diesel Cylinder Heads
Who else here on /DRUSCRUISE/?

>>10339167
I live surrounded by corn fields in Illinois. Way better than the filthy suburbs or Shitcago desu. I would like it better if there were more forests left instead of massive ag fields though.

>>10339307

>>10339167
Well, think of it this way. Chicago is become a rich leftist's paradise. 15+ years ago I remember most of the black kids I knew in Minneapolis moved here for welfare reasons from Chicago. As Minneapolis becomes more and more filled with tax grubbing politicians and low unemployment rates (doesn't include welfare dependants), and the city has a lack of tradesmen to fill skilled worker jobs for the city, it's becoming less and less enjoyable for upper class people to live here which gives them an incentive to move, and if they don't like the suburbs or rural settings, their next best metro area options are Milwaukee and Chicago. Milwaukee is just like Chicago except without Jazz and nightlife. The people moving to Chicago can afford to move there, and they aren't middle class. They are usually wealthy lefties.

>>10339263
There's a strike in one country, not EU

>>10339321
I have a forestry background. Let's plant some timber together Mang

>>10337037
Fuck cei they fucking suck

>>10339344
>Poland
>Spain
>Germany
>one country

>papa johns ceo
>that netflix faggot
Crazy everyone got in a tussle over nigger with everyone ignoring the context.
Now some paramount head got in trouble too

>>10338645
Prove that ML won't improve productivity

>>10339034
>massive subsidies
Kek
This whole reason am like corn though...

Not relying on performance

>>10339527
fuck corn

>>10339497
ML is a meme. offshore labor can do a better job for as cheap or cheaper

>>10339527
Precornmance

>>10339372
In all of those countries except spain, you stupid eurocucks would only walk out for a single day
stupid niggers like you are why fake news exists

>>10338565
In 2008 stock in anything that went bankrupt was wiped clean, the whole economy is "regulated" meaning complete control. Do you really think in a free market governments bail out the top richest banks and companies and let everyone else bite the dust? Meanwhile even if you had stock in the richest that were bailed out you STILL lost all stock value. But hey I work for GM so keep throwing your money at it ;).

>>10339497
It's not that ML will improve productivity, but rather that the cost that it comes at isn't worth the added efficiancy, because the people that are replaced by machines either need a new job created, or are forced to become welfare leaches. It's the same thing in rural areas with farms hiring illegal labor to lower costs. At the end of the day, the taxpayer foots the bill, not the employer.

>>10339372
>Spain
what? I got my phone next day from amazon primo

>>10339562
What plant?

>>10339622
Lansing Grand River, 6 years, 2 as a flex temp.

>>10339629
In your opinion are Saturn cars over or undervalued? Thinking about it as a future car if my car ever gives out on me.

>>10339544
You are cruising for a bruising mister

>>10339694
I'll show you a bruising M'lady if you Gnome whatumsayn

>futures
dear god no

>>10339862
holy fuck what happened did someone get nuked?

>>10339694
you're busking for a husking

new york anons need to crash this

s&p just got barted on the weekly lmao

YESSSSS

>>10339862
YESSS!


>>10339850
me havent had good socking in awhile >:D really want the wind knocked out o me until almost pass out

>>10339897
sucking for a shucking?

>>10339921
Don't forget to bring your fedoras and waifu pillows when sipping cocktails with fellow cultured investors. When someone looks at you strange, you simply lift up your pinky, purse your lips and say "yuueessss" in a terrible English accent.

>>10337002
Ready for next week brother

>>10339934
>:D
A-a-are you a guy or a g-gurl?

rip my uvxy puts

>amc
How are there still people falling for that hmny scam when amc chad is killing it with their own version

>>10339934
I'm going to pop your kernel with a baseball bat

>>10339934
I'm going to die, but I'm so happy for you ;_;

>>10339921
And don't forget to bring two big bags with the HMNY logo on them.

>>10339934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
h-honk honk

>>10339976

>>10340070
0v0

>>10337483
Thank God Nadella axed Windows Phone and went with the strategy to basically turn every iPhone and Android into a quasi-Windows Phone.

>spy futures

betting against hasbro's monday earnings report. No real reason or DD done. I don't know short interest, PE, or anything else about the stock. Just felt like it.

>>10340066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-0mmVnxPA


>>10340032
thats aMAZEing

>>10340040
nuuuu comfy nuuuu
but srsly
last time futures dropped 15 points, everything mooned next day super hard
you prob fine

>>10340175
This is why we all come here

>>10340148
Explain futures trading to me. I'm way too hard from Reluctant kneepad "girl" right now, and I need a distraction.

>>10340175
nice just bought 100k

>>10340175
good idea
fuck hasbro

>>10340192
I don't trade futures I just watch the graph

>>10340231
yeah, just $500 in puts. I don't think toys will do so well since kids play video games instead.

>>10340192
>simply seeing four letters turns you on

>>10340245
I think toys and vidya will tank once zoomers start raising kids. A sort of post modernist traditionalism and poverty will lead to their children playing with sticks and string.

>>10340262
It's the sadomasochistic cornfagging that gets me going.

>>10340271
well I looked at the graph and it went down to 84 before. It came back up higher to 97 and is now at 94. That looks like it can go back to 84 really easy and I'm not sure Hasbro had anything to turn things around lately.

I think it's a 50/50 though.

>>10340303
do it, but make sure to kill their sales by telling soccer moms the dangers of plastic toys.

>>10339976
A trap.

>>10340245
Assuming I don't lose everything on RAD calls, I'm going to buy calls to inverse smg

>>10340325
it's a short term option and the sales are from q2

>>10340332
I didn't do any research, you would be coin flipping.

>>10340328
I'll buy you stocks if you're willing to be my slave

>>10340353
Wat. I was talking about kneepads you faggot.

>>10340372
my mistake. I will buy YOU stocks, in exchange for kneepad girl

elon is tweeting angrily again, 2 hr ago

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1020108713061855233

>>10340070
The rules are that if you claim to be a girl, you have to show us your tits.
Mods please do your job ban this reluctant kneepads """girl""" if she does not post tits in an appropriate board and link them before this thread expires.

>>10340448
Fuck off cunt she never said her gender

>>10340385
that no how trading works wtf

What is a good % of portfolio to have in options? I'm at 25% right now, is that too much risk in terms of running bad possibility?

>>10340448
Show us yer cock!

>>10340448
hhhaaa get rekt scrub -->
>>10340456

>this bull market will run forev-

Today at work, an excited customer (whom I personally know and who himself knows nothing about stocks) was excitedly telling everyone how stupid people are for not buying into the market now, after a 9 year bull run. I forget who, but a similar story was told by someone right before the market crash leading into the Great Depression, when a young shoe-shiner was telling himto buy in. Needless to say, he cashed out.

>>10340443

I've grown fond of Elon ever since he called that British diver a pedo and when he made that tweet about who really owns the media.

He's secretly /ourguy/.

>>10340070
gibbe duh boipucci

>>10340486

>>10340456
>>10340485
>never said her gender
>reluctant kneepad GIRL

>>10340486

Buddy market isn't down until January or at the latest October.

There's still some gains to be made.

Futures goin back up

>>10340486
buy high sell low

>>10340443
> 3 different FUDs are posted
> debunk one
> everyone forgets about the other two
> stock soars

I really hope the fucking lot full of "thousands" of teslas doesn't get brushed under the rug.

>>10340511
>He fell for the girl meme

>>10340485
At least tell us if you're skinny or fat

>>10340513
>picking up pennies in from of steamrollers

buy YANG and EDZ

>>10340553
*front of

>>10340553
genius idea really. if you want a stock that's cheap and will likely moon, I suggest looking into EBR

>>10340570
Why will it moon?

I went all in on $HUYA and $IQ at 3:59pm how fucked am i when i wake up?

>>10340570
Why EBR?

>>10340614
If you look at it's chart it's reached it's floor two or three weeks ago when I first bought. That same price is the same floor from several years ago. The price is going up, and one of the original reasons fro the dip was because of a labor strike. That strike is over, EBR is still the largest electric utility in Brazil, and 52% is owned by the government, so it won't go bankrupt.

>>10339307
where can i buy some, dont see it on robinhood

>>10340184
fuck you I ran out of corn puns

>>10340620
read >>10340657
It's on a cycle, the northern half of Brazil is dependent on it, and it literally whon't go below 3$ a share, and it's starting a Bull trend.

>>10340667
Aw shucks
:)

>>10340674
Thank you

>>10340705
no problem

>>10340618
Better have a stop loss set when you gamble on chink stocks.

Who else is buying the silver dip before we moon ?

>>10340664
I don't think you can trade OTC stocks on RH...I bought my shares on Schwab.

>>10340723
What are some good Silver stocks?

>>10340570
What's the difference between EBR and EBR.B? Which one should I buy?

>>10340737
I am currently gambling on USLV and UGLD, though its 3x movement and im currently losing my ass heheh.....
i got them hodl hands though, ill wait till the crash and hopefully people will be dumb enough to buy this etf back, ill let ya know how it goes.
Ishares is good if you dont want to fuck around

>>10340723
I got uslv this morning
better not dip more :)

>>10340486
It was Joe Kennedy. He made a fuckload shorting the market the next day. The shoe shiner was a negro who set up right next to Wall Street. All the big players of the day would discuss stocks with him. Joe Kennedy thought his tips were a sign the market was infested with normies.
Pic related is an incredibly good book about it. It covers the entire year month by month. I really enjoyed the description of how Mike Meehan ran a P & D on RCA in the spring. Long read but fun.

>>10340753
I was confused about that myself. I'm not certain, but I went with EBR. I don't know if EBR.B is listed on Robinhood

>>10340737
>>10340723
Dollar is soaring and will continue to soar as trade war heats up. Wouldn't jump into silver just yet. ETF to use is SLV

>>10340765
thanks

HK50 experiencing a red dragon

>>10340770

That jubilant ol’ shoe-shining negro was literally /biz/ of his day: a poor wage cuck

>>10340783
>Trade war heats up
wtf is going on anyway? china with tariffs and then trump went to the EU and tried negotiations. Didnt canada hit us back too but it is going to fuck them in the end?
I dont think profit is to be made in silver in the short term but long term its a guaranteed bet.

>>10340804
>you’ll never shine J.P. Morgan’s shoes before open and have him pay you a quarter and a stock tip

Asian markets mixed, US futures down. US stocks getting btfo tomorrow

>>10340783
The ancient wisdom of teh profit is that silver will complete its 10 year cycle at either the end of July or August, I'll have to go back and check
Only then is it moon time

>>10340819
Theres a real possibility it could test $14 like it did back in '16. If you get in, be sure to stagger your entry.

>>10340819
Here's the thing with Canada, is that for years they screwed us by charging us tarrifs for exporting our wood products which was screwing over our pulp and lumber industry big time. And as irresponsible as the feds are at managing a budget, the tarrifs on China are a stumbling block for them. If the US waited 10 years to implement them, the Chinese would already be strapped enough with dough to stop their dependance on our consunerism.

>>10340855
defeatist attitude
repeat after me: Green day green day

>>10340868
Ancient wisdom also says the 16:1 ratio will hold true and silver will eventually jump up to $70+ an ounce to meet gold.

>>10340836

>followed by getting absolutely decimated the next day and instead of posting angry pink singing wojaks, he goes down to the jazz club to sing his blues then stand in line for free potato soup

>>10340819
EU is coming to wash soon to negotiate later this month. China is like 6 weeks away or something before it could escalate.

>>10340855
I hope you're not a limpwristed pansy and have strong hands. My investing advice? HODL and NEVER SELL ANYTHING

>>10340879
we've had enough green days this week and the week before. That was our summer, when the summer is very hot, the winter is very cold

>>10340906
>Buys tvix
>Sets limit sell
>Never looks at it again
If you dont have hodl hands like above, you will never make it

>>10340770
I heed this warning. If I hear some random Tom, Dick, or Harry singing praises about The Golden Bullrun™, it's time to cash the fuck out.

>>10340887
Sad shoe shine blues man shall be a new meme.

>>10340911
I demand more green days and it will manifest to my desire

>>10340925
One thing I found so incredible from that book was how many Americans had bought on margin. So much so that the post office had trouble dilevering all the pink sheets.

>>10340928

Unironically kek’d

>literally trading paper stocks in person
>literally holding BAGS of them as the value plummeted

>>10340938
I got dubs and you didn't. Red day tomorrow, bullfag

>>10340949
>>10340925
The opposite is true too. When everyone else is selling, that's the time to buy. When there's blood in the streets as my uncle used to say
>link related, my uncle
https://www.markuselsaesser.com/en/about-me

>>10340885
Wtf I lovE ancient wisdom now!

>>10340855
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>>10340966
Sorry guys, but tomorrow won't be very fun

>>10340980
Sometimes I wonder what I would’ve become had I found out how successful my great uncle was before he died. Could’ve picked his brain more.

The "Shoeshiner was giving me stock tips!" story is a cover for insider trading you absolute moppets.

>>10341041
Ok, that confirms red day tomorrow, there is nothing fun about green days

>>10340966
WOAH

>>10341048
It's a genuine shame that so many families these days don't stick up for their own any more. Parents who kick their kids to the curb, children that learn to hate their family, forgotten grandparents. The family unit used to be the building block of society.

>>10341051
Probably true, the banks and financials knew everything was going to shit back in 07. Probably the same back then too.

Futures btfo

>>10341096
Red day wew,
tvix it is

>>10339190
>Copper is gonna get yuge over the next few years. Just need to wait for it to bottom out to get in.

Why would copper get huge? I was thinking of getting into KGHM dividend bandwagon, but if stocks skyrocketed that would be nice. It seems those are pretty low compared to last year.

>>10341096
Doesn't mean all that much. Nasdaq is green. Microsoft's ER will calm most people.

>>10341096
not what im seeing. looks like an old screenshot.

>>10341111
Copper is used as a lead on the economy apparently; it’s been hurting lately

>>10341111
According to Mike the Meme Man Maloney, my Gold silver guru, the valuations of most mining companies are trading near book value. Precious metals arent worth much right now despite you know, them being finite resources that are used in most electronics.
I dont know how long until precious metals and stocks moon but you cant get much lower than book value for essential resources and mining companies. The god damn bankers are shorting the paper contracts to keep the price down.

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>>10341120

>Texas Instrument is a safe invest---

did the ceo get #metoo? how can I invest in American companies when they go bankrupt after a #metoo?

>>10339934
>me havent had good socking in awhile >:D really want the wind knocked out o me until almost pass out
x.x

>>10341096
Ah, thanks, that killed my boner.
It'll probably be fine though. 0.5% is nothing yet.
It's not ripe for a bloody day until the futures hit 1% down, but it could be on track for that.
Any idea what the selling is about though?

>>10341156
My bad

>>10341159
>conduct violation
Hasn't this happened a lot recently?
I really hope it's not some #metoo horse shit. That's gone on for far too long.

>>10341072
True. I think he was part of the reason it all rarely came out, but maybe there was something darker going on that he wanted to forget.
He was always just my uncle. He lived in a nice house in a nice neighborhood but certainly didn’t seem rich. He drove a company car but it was an 80s Cadillac. Never let them replace it. Graduated from some top universities in the country with a couple STEM degrees.
However he loved my mom and Dad. My dad was nothing more than a laborer filling potholes for the county. We’d go visit my uncle all the time but we never spoke of what he did. Just flirted with my mom and showed us his stained glass projects. His kids were shit so maybe that had something to do with it.
Then one day after he died my dad and I were flipping through old pic and there was one of a bunch of kids in front of a Learjet. My dad said “yea that’s one of the days your uncle took us for a ride in his corporate jet. He used to take us all the time.”
Was one of those record scratch moments.
Turns out he was CEO of a national energy corporation based here. Worked his way up from laborer. After he retired he was on the board of a bank and helped oversee what was the largest bank buy out in US history at the time. Crazy.
The only lesson he ever taught me about success was to show up 15 minutes early to every appointment. That always stuck with me.

LTBR's day in the sun is coming, those poor bagholders who got in at 1.80 several weeks ago will receive their recompense

>>10341182
>CEO is accused of sexually harassing his secretary by typing "80085" into his calculator and leaving it on her work station.

>>10340855

I tried to warn you yesterday, and you laughed at me

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>>10325907
>>10325907

Futures always recover overnight holy shit are some of you guys new?

>>10341184
wow, I mean it goes to show that there a lot of ways you can take your life at the very least. I'm sure that he was happy to see his nephew though.

Be honest Biz, how many of you read a companies 10-k?

>>10341205
N-no, things will trade flat tomorrow!!
>>10341201
Based CEO

>>10340885
The marketcap of silver is too small and easy to manipulate. There are plenty individuals with enough money to drive the price wherever they want it, and they mostly want it low.

>>10341145
The problem I see is that KGHM as easy to trade for me as it is (being on Warsaw Stock Exchange) has lost 1 billion in net income since 2016 despite being a world leader in copper and silver production. No dividend this year too - that's a first since 2002. It seems to be a continuing trend

>>10341211
I think for him it was the old family is better than money and success meme. I’m sure he ignored his family on the way to the top. I also don’t think there was much of an inheritance left which makes me think something else happened that nobody talks about.

>>10341205
I didn't laugh my man, and it appears that kek wills a red day tomorrow, I have never gotten this many dubs before.

>>10336979
kneepad girl better not be a fatboy, otherwise I'll kick him till he gives me his robinhood password.

>>10341234
Yeah Im going to just dollar cost average silver as part of my investment portfolio.
One fact that keep my confidence in silver is that it is cheaper right now than it was in the 1980s.
Ask yourself what other things are as cheap as they were in the 1980s? Commodities?
Oil sure as fuck aint.
there is not instance where over time silver does not rise.

>>10341268
>not protecting your cybercredits with a cryptography-backed time-based authentication code

Install Google Authenticator and setup two factor authentication in the settings. Pick time based instead of counter based for extra protection.

>>10341318
>installing anything google
its bad enough they own 2/3rds of the cellphone market
take everything jewgle and burn it with fire

>>10341201
Fucking kek.
True if big.

>>10341268
Me might be crippled woman but pretty sure could murder most people in /buz/ before they even realized they dead

>>10341268
RKG has transcended gender, she simply is

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>>10341344
>>10341344
HOLY FUCK SHE CONFIRMED FEMALE

>>10341285
But, uses though. The fall isn't without reason. Analog photography is almost gone, and to my understanding the gold is a much better choice in electronics.

>>10341344
>TFW you will never be skinned alive and castrated by RKG as she babbles an autistic lullaby about SPY going to $0 in your ear
Why even live?

>>10341351
She's already done it multiple times, you autist lol
I think we've already had this discussion before.

>>10341344
It takes a Texas man to handle a Texas woman.

>decide to pick one biz meme stock to buy into
>buy into hmny around 60 cents
>currently lost 80% of value
Lucky I only put 20 bucks in.....
When will HMNY die so I can be free?

>>10341405
>I'll never impregnate RKG
>seconds after i ejaculate she slits my throat and mixes my blood and cum
>eats my flesh to nourish the fetus

>>10341429
I can feel that.

>>10341344
I wanna feel you hold a knife to my throat as we casually talk shop. You could even tie me up if that's your kind of thing.

>>10341368
You told me, I see SPY rise
But, it always falls
I see tripsfags come, I see tripfags go
I say, "All things pass into the night"
And Ratsu-chan says, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me~~~~

Goodbye bullfags, I'm shorting over youuuuu

>>10341413
It will be pinksheeted one of these days

>SWK and Honeywell earnings tomorrow
buy any dip on these

>>10341429
In my mind she’s a 7/10. Blonde. Thin sporty body. Shy but with a great sense of humor. Laughs at all my jokes and her eyes sparkle when she does.
And she only gives, never takes.
Gives me love
Gives me support
Gives me children
Gives me stock advice
Mmmmmmmmmmm at least a poorfag can afford a dream.

wtf is wrong with you people!?

>>10341499
Bulls still won
It will take a week of red days to remove those gains

>>10341513
She's probably short, covered in acne, and pudgy

>>10341532
Also probably a dude, but I said it was a dream.

>>10341544
>actual unedited picture of RKG

Should I buy some F before it goes to $11? Or should I wait for it to go lower?

If I have 30k should I put it into a divy like F or a growth like MU??

>>10341563
why did you pick ford of all things

>>10341554
>a psychotic Jewess wearing a tiara
So many conflicting emotions in my head and body

>>10341554
At this point in my life I totally would.

>>10341182
The worst part is that you can't even have open dialog about it. Look at what happened to Matt Damon and Henry Cavill. Ridiculous.

>>10341563
MU is caught in mid-50s hell.
>"MU's heading towards $60? Time to short!"

I thought F because of the low PE.

Wouldn't me buying MU cause more demand for the stock?

>>10341655
F is shit
>>10341513
This is good except she's a red head and uses my blood as lube

>>10339307
All Aboard Those Who Want to Lose Money!!

>>10341679
is this how all mormons think

>>10341735
No I'm retarded

So what is another high flying divy besides F? T??

>>10341746
DRYS had a 1000% yield right now

Will we even have a crash at all or did the Jews patch that feature out after 2008?

>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>>10341886
whats with this pasta?

>>10341897
Absolutely none of that means it's good buy at the moment and the charts have, and continue to prove it. All you retards are doing is buying a high and bagholding in the hopes that their might be good news at some random future point in time. It's a stupid trading strategy. Just go to Vegas and put your money on black.

I'm done with you retards, I'm going to try and find a trading community that actually wants to make money.

>>10341886
Take your meds.

>>10341886
Learn to program. I would start with an easy, high level programming language like Python 3. After that, you can choose if you like web stuff, low level programming, niche stuff like functional programming languages (difficult), etc

>>10341907
>>10341886
can someone explain to me whats going on with this faggot?

>>10341145
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-19/russian-warship-carrying-133-billion-gold-discovered-south-korea

>>10341921
https://www.codecademy.com
Codecademy is a good start. Do the JavaScript or Python tutorial. Don't pay for anything.

how low can silver go

>>10342420
Why does it keep dropping anyway?