/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ty grimm

First for kneepad squatting 450 by EOY.

Based uslv

Does anyone else think it's weird how HMNY is actually going to go up next Monday despite the reverse split vote? Is that from people gambling on a no vote or an attempt to pump it high enough so that a reverse split isn't necessary? Or is it just a goyim trap?

>>10334529
https://share.robinhood.com/brandob2546

If you sign up with robinhood we both get a free stock

You don’t hate gains do you anon?!

>>10334557
sent ;)

>>10334557
fuck off david

>>10334557
FUCK OFF DAVID

also First for Divs being your fren

nth for RATSU

>>10334557
>we both get a free stock
which one are you going to pick?

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>>10334572
Will you be my fren?

:3

>>10334572
Will you be my fren?

:3>>10334582
Probably some shit stock like zynga like they always give me

>>10334593
that would require continuous dabbing

I have a ritual every time I my balance goes up by $1k. I sort of squat down with my legs wide apart and hands out and up at right angles so they look like a football goalpost. Then I rapidly shift my weight from one side to the other and yell "MONEY MONEY YOU ARE TRUE MONEY MONEY UP ARE YOU." Then I sit back down.

Is this chad or virgin, /smg/?

>>10334611
It's almost always Sprint or Ford stock so yes you're right.

Good 'ole HMNY

>>10334611
>>10334621
wait, they get to pick?

>>10334632
Yeah they (((randomly))) give you a stock, they lure you in by telling you that you may get a share of Apple but it never happens. It's always Sprint.

>>10334593
literally me on the right

>>10334613
>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>>10334632
No you don't get to pick lol. "A free share of BRK.A please!"

>>10334632
Ya my dude sign up

>>10334646
>randomly
sounds random all right

Options for web finally came out

>>10334646
someone did trials and the average value of the free stock is $5

I'm not sure if I want to keep putting money into the stock market considering the signs of a looming correction

should I just sell my shares and hold cash? How can I profit off of a correction other than buying the dip?

>>10334646
They never say you might get a share of Apple. They say you might get a share of a stock LIKE Apple. Sprint is like Apple in some ways. Goyim need to learn how to read kike word play.

>>10334687
Hence Sprint

>>10334687
Five dollars you didn’t have before
https://share.robinhood.com/brandob2546


Sign up so I can sell it to buy crack nigga

>>10334698
Hahaha

I'm a brainlet and I have a little more than $100k, and a time horizon of about 20 years. I have hardly any experience in investing.

Would it be a terrible idea for me to stick all of the 100k into an S&P 500 index fund, with a low fee? How risky is this, given my 20 years?

My bank insists that this is risky and that I should go for a portfolio managed by them, but they have a fee of 1,5% and I also have to pay taxes. Their porftfolio admittedly is less risky, it has only 30% in ETFs, but I hardly think that it will beat index and I also have to pay a fee. Is S&P 500 over 20 years a very riskful endavour would you say?

GE LADS

>>10334708
fuck off David

>>10334698
Good luck timing the market faggot.

>>10334708
Fuck off David

Also Big 5 guy, if you're here, I was telling you about MGMX and it mooned from a squeeze today. Should have done it instead of doubting

>>10334698
short the market.

TECS shorts tech stocks, there are a few others that short the NASDAQ, DOW, etc...

>>10334720
Oy vey goyim, that's too risky. Give us your money and pay us to watch over it for you.

>>10334713
What would you buy in the current market? BAC, T, AAPL? i'm kinda at a loss what to buy right now.

>>10334723
>>10334734
wow, he's just trying to talk about stocks
stop derailing the thread with your complaining :^)

>>10334747
T is probably the best bet because of the lawsuit, but that also makes it risky. They are going to win the lawsuit and T will moon.

>>10334750
"fuck off David" is an old joke from /rhg/
A guy named David used to spam his robinhood referral link, so now whenever someone posts their link you say Fuck off David

>>10334720
>1.5%
do a 360 and walk out. what bank is this
look up vanguard funds if you want something cheap and not just s&p.

>>10334723
I go hard in the shit stock nigga
Go hard in the crack parties nigga
Selling GoPro stock for 6.6 dollars nigga
I got that sprint and zynga crack rock money nigga

https://share.robinhood.com/brandob2546

>>10334747
Always Apple, T seems good but pending lawsuit may keep prices down until the DOJ gets laughed out of court. GE could rocket if earnings aren’t a shitshow

>>10334760
The lawsuit isn't going to be settled until 2019 though, that's a long time to hodl

>>10334776
Fuck off David

>>10334776
Do you live in affordable housing?

>>10334741
Yeah that is the feel I get, but then again I'm not really into financial markets and shit. I just want to stick them in a fund, make monthly contributions and be done with it.
Figure 20 years would be enough.

>>10334747
yeah banks and high yielding food stocks

>>10334778
If you are looking for a quick flip you shouldn't even be fucking with any of the stocks you have listed.

>>10334720
Put half in TVIX Corp and forget about it for 20 years. That alone will be enough to live decently until you die.

>>10334774
Unfortunately I am from the EU which has decided to ban every single american ETF. I've found one however that has a 0,15% fee and matches S&P 500 performance, so my plan was to go with that.

>>10334720
Very little risk. Invest in index funds as forget about the money. Use a broker that does drip so you can compound your divs. Your bank is a bunch of kikes

>>10334801
Go with IWDA, decently liquid, cheap and accumulates, traded on EAM and LSE.

>>10334787
Ya off this sprint stock nigga

>>10334799
Once TVIX returns to its original valuation he'll be a fucking billionaire, its a while to wait but will ultimately be the investment of a lifetime.

>>10334830
You've spent an hour trying to shill to get a 5 dollar stock. Literally less than minimum wage

>>10334830

>>10334801
>ban every single american ETF
this is a gross violation of human rights. and I thought gdpr and the copyright thing was bad
how restricted are you on this?

100% s&p is fine and it actually does very well against more diversified funds. but its a large exposure to stock american markets and a crash at year 19 could mess you up. I throw this guide around but it assumes the investor has access to vanguard funds, presumably you can find something equivalent in Euroland, maybe rebalance towards safer assets once a year as you get closer to 20 years
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio#Establishing_a_three-fund_portfolio
1.5% is gross, dont pay that.

>>10334760
>>10334777
>>10334791
Thanks for the ideas. Think i'll hold of for the moment tho. I think i'll wait for T to drop a bit lower to buy in and maybe AAPL will also dip heavily when other FAANG shit the bed.

>>10334846
I’m actually doing homework and studying for midterms second block while I shill this shit

It’s more for shits and gigs and the precious “yous” I get

I’m bored :/

GIS major

Why are bearfags still allowed to give investment advice?

Last call for the GE express

>>10334876
>GIS major
where do you see the share price in 5 years?

>>10334876
what's it like to major in General Mills? Is your midterm about cereal?

>>10334887
I'm bearish on bonds. You should short some bonds, and you should short the nasdaq into amazon earnings next week.

>>10334876
>GIS major

and I thought my major was bad

>>10334920
You really are trying to live up to your name, aren't you?

>tfw bought DM in $13's for the big dividend

>>10334869
I'm terribly restricted. They hit them with some bullshit of "risk for hidden fees" and stuff, they made it sound like they were improving the security for all investors. What they really did, however, was ban all competition to shill their own shit funds. Unless all documentation, financial prospects, legal documents etc are translated to the official languages of your country, they are banned.

I'm from Sweden and there is no way Vanguard is going to do all of that shit for Swedish (and Sami lmao) for just a handful of investors. Now I can basically only buy very shit domestic ETFs, and they are all traded in my local currency SEK which I have no faith in. I just want to invest in the american market and in american companies. I used to put a little in a video game ETF that I found which went really well but now I can't, I can't even buy all of the individual companies because the brokers don't offer them.

I found this http://www.morningstar.co.uk/uk/etf/snapshot/snapshot.aspx?id=0P0000PWAE which my broker lets me invest in, although in SEK and not in dollars like I wanted.

>>10334592
>>10334550
Kek

>>10334894
>>10334901
>>10334930
It’s really not that bad to be a cartographer

Half of my workday at my internship is flying phantom 4 drones around while I shitpost on /biz/

If I’m lucky I’ll get hired at 27 an hour to fly drones and shitpost and half ass scripts in python

>>10334938
>bought bpl instead

>>10334949
What shit broker do you use that doesn't give you Euronext?

>>10334949
And really, do yourself a favour and look up IWDA or VWRL, or VUSD if you absolutely want SP500.

>>10334934
You don't baghold shorts, you get called then you take the express elevator to the ground floor in the tallest local building

>>10334964
sounds pretty comfy tbqh

>>10334991
Nothing's stopping him from from holding SQQQ, waiting for The Big One until the cows come home.

I will be reminding everybody that nobody buys anything from Amazon anymore, and their stock is over valued and in need of correction.

>>10334964
>Half of my workday at my internship is flying phantom 4 drones around while I shitpost on /biz/
>If I’m lucky I’ll get hired at 27 an hour to fly drones and shitpost and half ass scripts in python

sounds like heaven

>>10334988
Thank you, I'll try to see if there is a way that get that.

Looks like another ALT dump incoming...

>>10334841
You realize that can never happen, right?

>>10335018
Everyone seems to be expecting them to over perform on earnings, but their prime day was straight terrible and I can't look at their chart without thinking about it being a bubble. Taking a short position on them next week is extremely tempting, but I'm more interested in maybe figuring out how to use their possible drop into a volatility play. What would be a good options spread if I believe AMZN might drop and cause a jump in volatility but I don't want to get screwed if it doesn't?

Remember to do your ab exercises while you trade, Anon!
The ladies won't like you even if your rich without nice abs!

>>10335007
It’s really in demand considering people need maps for fucking everything

Maps of rare animal locations? Check formsweet ass jobs and natgeo

Property lines?
Trucking companies

Literally everything in any business used gay maps at some point

I could probably make a hell of a lot more money as a freelancer but ArcGis autocad Erdas software is retardedly expensive

My actual expertise is in remote sensing and watching human consequences on the planet via satellite but I can get paid the same amount to fly drones make basic maps bullshit stitch some 3D models and shitpost with you retards

It’s breddy gud

There’s like 10 jobs to every new graduate

No one gets this degree because no one knows we exist

I give it 10/10 for comfy

>>10335018
Everyone buys from Amazon, but their stock is horribly overvalued.

>>10335016
>>10334991
The Big One is coming soon. Debt and spending is too high, and the market is going for like a 50% correction. Buy gold.

>>10335041
It's just a jape fren ;)

>>10335065
Amazon earnings is going to be the JUSTing of the century. Everyone is going to try and short it and they are going to kill on earnings.

>>10334949
I dont know which ETFs are good, sorry lad. Do some digging in the ETF search to find a US stock market ETF, a non-US market ETF, and a bond ETF. Then do a blend of all three based on how risky you feel like doing.

1.5% of 100k over 20 years is $30,000

>>10334965
That'll teach you to buy something with a 164% payout ratio

told you guys IQ was next after the Netflix shitstorm.

>>10335062
Sorry for the typos I’m wandering around campus watching all the stressed out people with hard majors
Kekekkek I’ll take ez mode thanks

GIS degrees is like being a woman ez mode

>>10334677
Can you trade spreads?

>>10335089
Yeah alright. Thank you for your advice, I'll stick to that, didn't even cost me 30k!

>>10335118
Ask your mom

>>10335035
If your broker doesn't give you access to that, you should open an account with a non-shit one.
IB is good but has monthly fees unless you meet their minimums.
Degiro is cheap af but their webapp is trash and it's bad for daytrading cause the hedge fund they're owned by will frontrun you.

>>10335105
I'm thinking of switching to Environmental Geoscience with a minor in GIS
I had a mental break down over how Economics was based on greed and worthless and want to do something not obsessing over money.
My parents are going to be pissed

>>10335097
Want to know the 5 stocks I like more than IQ? Send $50 BTC to 14tiQY6Aki9N1TmxVbU8nw1z1DVL1jc4sF

>>10335122
if you post your portfolio here, I might be able to critique it
I'm gonna be on vacation later today but I'll be back monday

>>10335143
How do I long degeneracy?

>>10335118
Yes

>>10335140
Get into the shale oil business

USA is poised to be the worlds energy producer thanks to new tech

Go do geospatial work for a shale startup or big name

The USA is going through a literal oil
Fucking gold rush right now

Does rkg do strangles or do I have to pay extra for that?

>>10335154
You can get stock in RICK they've got a bunch of titty bars.

if you have no fear of losing money what is the most chad way to make it?

>>10335140
dont change majors if it'll significantly delay graduation.
70% of majors get a job outside their major. I did and I love my job
think about how you want to help people and do extracirculars around that, you'll find a job. even charities need economic advice

>want to do something not obsessing over money.
get out and never come back

>>10335140
They will be mad until Exxon mobile pays you a 150k salary with a bachelors

It’s fucking nuts out there for petroleum GIS guys

There’s a reason why the world is calling it the american shale revolution

It’s also why trumps throwing his cock all over everyone’s tables

Us is the fucking future

>>10335097
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why do some Anons like TVIX better than UVXY? If you're gambling on vol it seems like you may as well go 3x rather than 2x

>>10335172
Sell uncovered calls on TQQQ that expire a week from now

>>10335172
Put it all on black at the roulette table while you finger Stacie's pussy and smoke a fat cuban

>>10335136
Yeah I understand. I think Degiro looks alright. I will just invest my money and forget about it so I don't care much for the daytrading potential of it. Thanks for your input, will check out everything you said and try to put together a sensible portfolio.

>>10335193
kek

honestly thank you sir

>>10335187
I thought UVXY was 1.5x and TVIX was 2x?

>>10335157
Are you sure you can even trade basic options on the web platform?

Presented without comment.

>>10335018
>I will be reminding everybody that nobody buys anything from Amazon anymore,
Wrong
> and their stock is over valued and in need of correction.
Yea, it needs to go higher

>>10335187
Gambling on vol implies there's luck involved. I don't believe in luck. This market is going to correct about 50%.

>>10335172
Start your free robinhood gold account and start writing spreads on margin

>>10335078
What happened to Trump sama gradually easing the bubble with his shitposting?

>>10335232
BASED

>>10335227

>>10335061
From now on these are called dabs

>>10335172

Invest in marijuana growth operations my man

>>10335207
You're correct, comfy just repeatedly proves his ineptitude

>>10335257
what's the url

>>10335061

> Implying I don't execute trades in between squat sets while enjoying a mid-set hummus snack

>>10335283
>average /smg/ investor

Silver just Bart my shit up

It's time to liquidate our portfolios and go all in on HMNY.

Who's with me?

>>10335309
we, the /smg/ers, will overthrow the board of HMNY and replace them with anime girls

>>10335309
Fuck that long Vol right now

remember when HMNY was $0.60? good times.

>>10335322
I'm down, I have 5k to blow for this meme. Now the question is do you guys have the rest of the 5 million?

>>10335322
>tfw we buy out HMNY and make it a hentai publisher

Also I have finished tripfagging, it's an end of an era. I'll now be avatar fagging with Christchan so you can all still worship me as the investing god I am :^)

>>10335309
>>10335338

tired of life liquidated my 40k and went all in at .107

>>10335344
Based

>>10335340
global rule 13 ;)
https://www.4chan.org/rules

>>10335340
this 3rd time you take trip off
its just going to be back on tomrow

Look at that AMZN chart, this thing has bubble written all over it, and it's going to pop next Thursday.

>>10335358
Hehe never mind Mr. Mod, I apologize

>>10335309
>>10335338
>>10335344
the absolute state

>>10335340
Based, unlike the market today

>>10335374

I have 10K USD to invest. At first I was thinking of going with Vanguard and getting an Index Fund but now I know about Interactive Brokers.

Any insight and experience with any of these? I appreciate it

How do I sign up for options trading on Robinhood?

Not seeing a link anywhere.

i'm so bored waiting for the crash

>>10335386
>bible poster
I mourn your losses my brother in Christ

Let's buy HMNY and make it our Berkshire. We'll publish the most vulgar hentai in existence.

tlt please die thanks

Told you guys about DM last week... dont believe me.. ask calculated gamble next time you see him.

I too am going to drop my trip code. I will continue to give the same quality trading and investment advice.

>>10335397
They don't give it to everyone. You'll get a notification and email when you're approved
>>10335392
Put it in a tax advantaged account (ira) for long term investing if you don't have one already

>>10335401
>Comfy was the Protestant poster all along
What a twist

>>10335377
its too late, we know where you dad works. there's only a few thousand people in that entire company. its just a matter of filtering them down to all fathers with a white male child in college majoring in economics. there's like one or two people like that in the entire world.

you've let too much entropy out already comfy

>>10335424
>white
90% white workers
>male
50% of children
>economics
Very common here
You'll never take me alive!!

>>10335414
no, keep yours so that we know what to avoid
you are almost as bad as noko was

>>10335421
comfey is a idahoan mormon

>Buy USLV and UGLD they said
>theyre extremely under value they said
When will they stop falling?

>>10335439
90% white male workers but only a few fathers with 22 y/o children :)
we're also scanning for people who change majors, and we have pictures of your feet its too late already

>>10335424
>Implying comfy is white
His IQ sure doesn't seem to indicate that

>>10335418
I have it with my local credit union bank. I asked for a Roth IRA account and they put it in a Roth IRA savings account. It give .25% rate. is that how IRA works or should i move it?

Sippin’
Crus’n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DbaH3iVM3g

>>10335444
I'm just dropping the trip, I never said anything about dropping the name.

>>10335414
Bye Bagholder, you were my favorite trip all along and I secretly wanted you to fill my bussy with your cum
>>10335457
Uh, I was only larping as a white male, I'm actually an obese Tongan grandmother

shill me your bags in one sentence.

>>10335476

>>10335476
I never look at the trips anyways. Someone can just try a new one if you are missing for a day and I would never notice

>>10335483
FTR is looking like a good squeeze

Last hour pump.

Let's go.

>>10335484
funny little legs!
>>10335483
HMNY is run by a jew

>>10335465
Wow that's garbage. The owning bank controls what your ira had access to as investments so you probably can only do Cds Your bank offers. You should open an ira with a brokerage (etrade fidelity and td all do them) and roll your money there so you can get at equities. Just be mindful of the yearly contribution limits. Your brokerage should be happy to help you roll your existing about over to them too

>>10335476
>>10335481
Why do you guys keep shitting up the threads and talking about off-topic garbage and yourselves? What do you gain from this?

Prove you're an oldfag.

>>10335172
Buy up every beanie baby on eBay and become Babby King

>>10335476
ah, namefagging is ok (see texas guy or rkg)

popuko poster is nice too

>>10335465
>>10335501
To be extra clear, do not withdraw your money from the existing ira. This will get you a fat tax penalty. Open a new account with a brokerage firm and talk to their support about your situation. The money can be moved but you have to work with them to do it correctly

>>10335509
I don't have many friends irl and I talk to you every day, i like to talking to anons.
Also buy CARV

Just bought a share of Papa John's

>>10335510

>>10335302
>skipping legs
>sweating into your desk chair
>normie haircut
If this were the case, my entire city would be /biz/nessmen

CNBC says the biggest loser in the NASDAQ today is EBAY, but I know they meant to say GRIM.

>>10335059
Maybe a OTM Put with a ITM call? Or own the stock with your main funds and do the math about how much Put you need to more than offset the stock you own.

Say you own 10K of AMZN and it drops like NFLX. You lose 1500. If your put is such an amount that it gains 2000 on a 15% drop you end up winning. However, if AMZN rises 6% you may end up losing your put money so be careful.

This scenario I don't think has a no-lose unless AMZN goes insane like 10%+ gains. Jeff Bezos could literally buy Bill Gates like a bitch and sell him to fuck his friends and still have 100B left over lol

>>10335510
>Ceru muh nigga

>MGT

>Reasons to live: AMD

>Shkreli posting itt

Ectera ectera
I really need to get away from biz

>>10335525
this is why i hate ira's and 401k's. I want immediate access to all my money at any given time. how dare i get taxed for accessing MY OWN fucking money.

>>10335528
If your personal satisfaction relies on shitting up a whole thread for everyone else then maybe you should rethink your strategy.
Go away, move to some discord with fellow idiots.

>>10335535

>>10335510
>duckroll.jpg

>>10335551
How about you kill yourself, you dumb faggot.
By giving me (yous), you're cluttering up the thread too
no small talk, only trading!!

dump tomorrow

>>10335550
thats what cash is for desu

>>10335186
just buy BILI it has the most fair price from all the other Chinese stocks and with a good eps forecast.

>>10335550
Then stop doing it wrong? These vehicles are explicitly for retirement savings (which the vast majority of people suck nigger dick at) which is why they offer tax benefits. Just use a regular broker. You'll be able to pay less fees and have a wider range of choices too

Bleedingeyeswojak.jpg

GODDAMNIT THIS SHIT EVERYDAY THIS WEEK

WHERES MY 10 BAGGER

>>10335573
>id
fuck off commie

>>10335518
>tfw when you’re having a shitty day and someone says your ok
I’ll take it senpai

>>10335589
>>10335573
KEK

>>10335571
Stop being an annoying trip/namefagging shitter and people won't complain about you, simple as that. I know you are incapable of that since you have been an annoying shitter forever so your only option is to go away.

>>10335340
>Announces dropping of trip
>Announces the use of avatar faggotry
What was the point

>>10335230
movie pass was a mistake

>>10335603
no, pricing movie pass at 9.95 was a mistake

>>10335600
Uh, I am an Anon, and I will never go away.
I recommend putting a bullet in your smooth brain while I go talk about investing, thanks
>>10335613
Their business model is fundamentally flawed. No one would pay more than 10 bucks for this, and even if they did they would see so many movies it would never be profitable.

all aboard the IQ slide

>>10335598
you are better than ok based texanian

i was going to say "better than any tripfag" at first, but thats not really saying much

Indexes entering drop again, sour hour is so sweet

This used to be the quality of this general.

Boys when will the ALT stop loss train stop? This simple money cant last forever right?

>>10335660

I cut my loses with ALT as soon as they announced the reverse split.

>IQ

General Mills major guy who was spamming his referral link got banned.
RIP

>>10335678
Yah tho it seems to mess with people enough to make a profit.

There is no reason for Amazon to be worth as much as it is. The stock should be a good 90% cheaper than it really is. This is obviously a great short opportunity. Even if the beat earnings, I expect it to sell off as people take profits, since the prostate stimulator retailer doesn't even play a dividend.

>>10335701
Rip, he seemed nice
But also fuck David

>>10335726
>shorting a parabolic bubble

>>10335510
>Doesn't want people attention whoring
>Acts like an attention whore

lets get this gween day going

>>10335726
Why now specifically? I agree it's insanely overvalued, and am quite bearish on tech, but am not anywhere close to confident that a beat will result in a sell off

IQ IS ABSOLUTELY JUSTING ME SO FUCKING HARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10335830

Bear flag.

Get out now nigga it's going to get worse.

>>10335804
VIX is at a 12.9, Amazon is overvalued, earnings is coming up, it's a perfect storm for a happening

>>10335844
How do we play this? SQQQ? FNGD?

>>10335837
FUCK i think ur right

>>10335883
>>10335837
Im'ma hold tho. I'll sell before earnings report tho, they've not done well in the past.

>>10335868
If you believe it, I suggest uvxy options to limit downside and benefit from iv
Or tvix if you're feeling ballsy
Sqqq if you're willing to baghold should the thesis prove wrong
>>10335844
I had the exact same assessment about netflix and they took a hit but it wasn't the popped bubble they deserve, and vol didn't even blink

>family had an intervention
>realize that im too much of a loner and it's scaring people
>realize I haven't talked to another human being except at work in over 6 years
>haven't had sex in 8 years
>Haven't hung out with people in 7
>never talked to another human being until I was 16 except school

I've created an entire world in my head. My actual skill level is low but I've created an entire world that I'm trying to get others to visit one day. Actually I take it back it's my world lol humans are shit and all need to get maimed tortured and killed lol. This is my paradise. This is the world I created. Nothing in front of me is real I create reality. I just need to break one habit and enter freedom than lifes perfect.

How do I make money?

>>10335900
Short Amazon next week into earnings.

>>10335918
Who the hell has 5k to gamble on earnings?

>>10335960
Me

>>10335900
get a job that lets you interact with co-workers

>>10335987
me 2

>>10335960
This isn't gambling anon, gambling implies that there is luck involved. This is a sure thing my dude.

>withdrew all my positions 3 months ago as I was close to purchasing a house
>today my three biggest positions are -20%

What a feeling

What happened to the AMD to 40 and TSLA to 400 fag? Did he off himself like we recommended?

>>10336011
Do to think Amazon crashing will tank the whole NASDAQ?

>>10336040
that was fast

>>10336040
No it'll just be another Netflix scenario where everyone will look at it as a buy in opportunity in Amazon.

whew
"smart money" no mass buy SPY EOD like they usually do

>>10336040
Nasdaq will find support at 3000, trust me

>>10336040
Yes. They are a huge percent of the index. Compare charts from the netflix haircut and you'll see nasdaq mirroring it all day. Amazon is a much bigger chunk
Also you rack a dissiprin

>>10336057
the average retail has been trained by bitcoin shills to think "down 10%" means buy

>AMZN at $1k
>"its overpriced"
>AMZN at $10k
>"its overpriced"
>AMZN at $20k
>"its overpriced"
>AMZN crashes to $6k
>"wow so cheap BUY THE DIP"
actual retards

>>10336069
you got your red day
Enjoy because it will be your last

>>10336088
I knew SPX would go down today because I bought SPX yesterday. That's just how the cookie crumbles but its only a matter of time

I know you all love to hate on Amazon and stuff, and I even agree that it's overvalued from a fundamentals perspective.

But you do realise it literally has no competition for online retail right?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .8% as T and JNJ continue to slip. I'm still confident, and excited for next week's gambling marathon.

>sold AMZN at 1812.00 right now
>plan on buying when they dip more

from the looks of the past year, they always dip before earnings, next week ill be able to get back in for less rright?

>>10336114
sittin here in the back booth with some baby back wing platters for my fellow ALT bagholders

>>10336114
I am down 4% but still up 3.7% so far this week. Almost out of the 12% hole I was in.

>>10336077
NQ in an extreme redistribution phase
some really big money trying dump as many bags as possible

>>10336088
kek today still had more buying than selling by 4%

not red day :p

>>10336114
I got smoked by IQ

>>10336111
Amazon has 7% of the market share of online retail
>no competition
???

>>10336121
The Big One is coming next Friday, stock up on GLD calls and QQQ puts.

NASDAQ gonna be green as a mothafucker tommrow ?

>>10336088
Bears on patrol

>>10335172
VIX calls

>>10336040
Oops sorry, I switched to mobile and I still had it lol

Microsoft missed

>>10336114
end day -0.70%, Im straight red BRO

>>10336176
Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) reported Q4 EPS of $1.14, $0.06 better than the analyst estimate of $1.08. Revenue for the quarter came in at $30.1 billion versus the consensus estimate of $29.21 billion.

What did they mean by this?

>>10336176
Jinkies, another sign

>>10336176
Oh man I'm happy I closed my position at lunch

>>10336102
you can stop this loop by shorting it with $5 on a separate exchange

Everybody thought MSFT was going to moon and it didn't. Everyone thinks AMZN is going to tank and it won't. You've been warned /smg/

where can i watch CNBC live?

>>10336216
After my RAD calls moon (please God) I'm throwing all of it into TVIX calls
The Lord of Chaos has come

this was weirdest moment of day
wonder what goes on here

and omg
this after hours SPY trading huge volume

>>10335172
Weekly expiration OTM options during earnings week.

If you guess right five times in a row, you can turn $5000 into $1M.

>>10334720
I will literally double that money for you if I get to keep one grand. My portfolio has been green since I started trading. Give me your money, it's the best option you have. I can be your fund manager.

>>10336176

It's ogre

>>10336176
LIES

>>10336264
ameritrade
3m
BA
Mcdonalds
Twitter

for GREEN
screencap this

>>10336291
AMZN for red, put me in the screencap.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-19/why-are-thousands-teslas-sitting-field-california-0

Hmmmmmm

>>10336282
it went up

Friday news for ALT

>>10336367
a-am I going to make it?

>>10336321
>It's real
No wonder Musk was acting so odd lately.

>>10336405
>Tank it

>>10336321
Kek. Post the story about liberals selling their Tesla’s after it was found out Elon donated to the GOP

>>10336404
Yeah ok...

>>10336420
no please

>>10336420
kek
anyone watching the tonegawa anime?

>>10336439
I was gonna start that today

why do you noobs think amazon will crash?
it is literally undumpable.

>>10336420
>>10336430
>Kaiji
Literally /smg/ the anime.

>>10336449
Baggie just wants to watch gullible /smg/ newbs lose their ass on AMZN puts. It's a classic greasy baggie move.

>>10336449
>It's literally unstoppable
Because too many idiots think like this

>>10336449
it took a trump tweet directly to amazon to knock it to 1300 last time
nothing is stopping this monster

Bloody Friday tomorrow

>>10336449
>>10336463
>>10336477
Overvalued, fair value based on my calculations is about $200 per share.

>>10336216
WE HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE PRESIDENT OF GAINS

ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP AND GET GLORIOUS GAINS IN THE FUTURE

>>10336505
> fair value based on my calculations is about $200 per share.
Fucking kek, I know what you're doing baggie and I think this needs to be posted as a rebuttal.
>Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. Your stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself
Although don't kill yourself

Plus if I remember correctly, around this time last year Amazon missing caused a flash crash.

>>10336520
HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

>>10336505
>200 per share
you believe in the p/e meme for amazon? yeah no

>>10336520
>God Emperor
You mean Putin's bitch?

>>10336447
its pretty funny, very diffrent from Kaiji though
lots of good Hyodo antics and zawas

>>10336561
>being a progressive liberal
commie faggots deserve to burn in hell

>>10336520
Based Trump will spark the 1950's golden bull!

>>10336505
based, just set a buy order for amazon at $200 per share

>>10336574
Don't worry, they will.

>>10336581
The bull is over, next friday is going to be like 1929 all over again.

>>10336574
desu trump is very weak on Russia
Obama was a cuck on Russia too but that doesnt excuse Trump

>>10336604

>>10335837
Why not just hodl until the next bull market? Don't you guys have jobs? Or are you entirely dependant on selling stock?

>>10336613
https://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/obama-putin-232754

>>10336632
wow obama told putin to cut it out
is that supposed to be impressive?

remember when O told Romney to go back to the 1980's because Romney said Russia is our largest geopolitical foe?
remember O's red line that got crossed?
O was a total cuck

at least T bombed some airways

AMZN does really need to do a 10:1 stock split though. At the current price it's really hard to draw more investors in as $1800 is a lot for a single share.

>>10336449
walmart will eat amzn's lunch. just imagine when walmart comes out with wally cloud services. it's going to absolutely destroy aws

>>10336632
hillary blamed everyone but herself for that loss, truly a pathetic individual

>>10336656
Yeah and I'm sure Trump and Putin were talking about golf and their grand kids behind closed doors. Absolutely no way they were colluding about the mid term elections.

>>10336675
let me tell you a little something about BRK-A...

>>10336656
I literally posted that to show Obama was a limp wristed faggot you brainlet, not praising him.

>>10336683
>bagholder is a liberal basedboy pussy

this makes so much more sense now

>>10336694
thanks for the clarification friendo

>>10336321

What's worse for Tesla is the Twitter users managed to identify Elon Musk as the Boston marathon bomber.

>>10336689
lol @ the liquidity on those, average daily volume is 279.

>>10336676
wally world cloud

>>10336291
I hope so, 3m is the one stock I own that has only given me a net loss. Every thing else has only grown, aside from a compounding etf, that is soon going green.

>>10336702
No he's not, he's in super troll mode right now, probably the crystal kicking in.

>>10336714

The Mobile Scooter

>>10336574
Why does disliking Trump automatically make me a liberal? Is John McCain a fucking liberal? /pool/ has rotted your brain beyond repair.

>>10335439
this is the most new orleans picture I have seen in my life

>>10336738
The only recourse for a Trumper too stupid and brainwashed to realise they got duped into voting for dottering imbecile racist orange grandpa

>>10336738
>is john mccain a fucking liberal

he acts like a liberal lately but that's probably because the brain cancer is making him illogical, just like liberals

me kek

>>10336738
>Is John McCain a fucking liberal?
John McCain is arguably worse because he is incapable of taking a hard stance on anything. He only voted to not repeal the ACA because he had a giant scar on his head from his surgery and knew that would make him look bad. Typical career politician.

>>10336722
I believe Bagholder to be a Jew, while I also believe him to be a raging anti Semite

>>10336777
God trips of truth

>>10336777
Anything was better than Hillary, why can't you people understand that. It's not that everyone who voted for Trump loves him, it's that there wasn't a better alternative. I'm sorry we aren't in a long, painful war with russia like you liberals wanted.

>>10336801
And Trump just flipped 3 times in 2 days.

At least keep the political discussion related to economics you fucking ninnies.

>>10336837
We didn't want a war. We just wanted someone who wouldn't sell their country out for Putin's approval and Russian hooker piss

>>10336837
Bernie Sanders would have been worse than Hillary but libs are going insane and will probably run someone like him. That or a SJW who says stuff like "white privilege"

even Obama knows the libs have gone too far.
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/barack-obama-dont-silence-people-just-because-theyre-white-or-male/

If you guys don't see the euphoria surrounding AMZN, I feel bad for you. This is an amazing opportunity to make a fuckload of money off a no risk move in the market.

>>10336858
>Russian hooker piss
>sell their country out for Putin's approval
Literally neither of those things happened. Turn off the Bill Maher and John Oliver.

>>10336837
>Hilary
>Hilary
>Hilary
That fucking cunt is irrelevant. It's not fucking 2016. It's just Trump now, and his supporters have to reap what they sowed. They'll play the 9 yo mental gymnastics even when there's video footage of Putin's cock in his mouth.

>>10336777
I'm not sure I've ever been happier about a president. what are you complaining about Trump doing? Lowering unemployment? growing the economy? not cucking on trade?

you udneraged millennial commies are the worst

>>10336888

> It's just Trump now
God damn right it is
>and his supporters have to reap what they sowed
We are all enjoying the economic boom and lowered unemployment, thanks.
To keep it stock related, short SNAP and GME.

>>10336870
>shorting
>no risk

wat

>>10336892
this Trump is pretty based desu only real complaint is he seems to have misunderstood the Russia situation.

>>10336860
>libs are going insane and will probably run someone like him

Like Elizabeth Warren.

cant wait for that new thread comfy

>>10336908
We're gonna need a pretty big one for Comrad Trump

>>10336922
I'm busy reviewing hentai games, sorry

>>10336888
>>10336908

Please keep the shilling to pol. The market doesn't give a single shit about Russia one way or the other.

>>10336908
kek i heard that dude is in a coma, thats what you get for being a commie limp wristed cuck

KEK
making new thread

>>10336939
RUSL and RUSS says otherwise.

>>10336933
>believing trump is a russia plant

thats more hysterically wrong than believing a gender wage gap exists

>>10336979
>>10336979
>>10336979
NEW
NEW
NEW

>>10336964
It's cracks me up, the republican's were bitches when obama was in office but the lefties are next level babies about Trump.

>>10336964
>The gender wage gap
That's almost as fake as your president

Lamborghini Superleggera WHEN

>>10335579
>chinese knockoff lolis
nuke china NOWWWWWWWWW

>>10334529
>TFW not enough spare cash to risk shorting even a single stock of amazon because it's $1800+!!!!!!!!
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10336860
No he would not have. Bernie might be a jaded old Jew, but Hillary had a history of getting the US involved in countless proxy wars (which ultimately led up to the "refugee" crisis and Libya being opened as a channel for African invasion of Europe). Both Hillary and Bernie would have sent money to Israel, but so has Trump and Obama. Hillary's budget would have been far worse than Berny's because subsidizing college is a lot cheaper than playing world police.