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>year 2030
>top 50 richest people are LINK marines
>most governments have collapsed, the few that adopted LINK early are now providences
>biztards from 4chan run the world
>one world government, Linked Nations of Nazarov
>"like buying chainlink in 2018"
>several books, movies, songs about chainlink
>biz is the most visited place on the internet
>most LINK marines are part of a secret underground organization, much like the illuminati but less power hungry
>winning the lottery earns you 1 link
>LINK holders now keep a secret identity, since now it's dangerous to admit you hold
>many marines tortured, assassinated, or robbed for access to their link wallets
>staking link is the equivalent of printing money

>> No.10309876

>>10309865
real talk

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>> No.10310065

>>10309865
Id love to be on the World Government of Link Marines thats running shit, but I;d just be that one guy who doesnt really care much about running the world and is there because he bought link for the dubs, and amuses everyone else with some sort of witty insight every now and then, and has too many bitches to care about much

>> No.10310125

>>10309865
I make a vlog every day about what it's actually like holding LINK day to day as a poorfag in this time period, so that when we make it we can use actual footage from this time period.

If LINK ends up being the next big thing there will definitely be a movie about the wacky lads from biz. Produced by harvey weinstein.

>> No.10310155

>>10310125
I am writing a book about my entire life and there will be a chapter about LINK in it. And a large portion about the Internet and image boards in general

>> No.10310170

>>10310125
>>10310155
nice lads, I'm not doing anything with my life, just patiently waiting for the singularity

>> No.10310178

>>10309865
DELUSION

>> No.10310180

200 000k link whale here. If link unironically hits 100 I will throw a big party and invite all of /biz/

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>>10309865
>>most LINK marines are part of a secret underground organization, much like the illuminati but less power hungry

But they already are.

>>10309865
>>many marines tortured, assassinated, or robbed for access to their link wallets

You said it not me. Hate to be a junior.

>> No.10310196

>>10309876
I saw in a vision

>> No.10310198

>>10309865
>>staking link is the equivalent of printing money
Probably gonna happen with Ethereum lol, the rest is pure neet fantasy

>> No.10310213

>>10310180
>200 000k link whale here. If link unironically hits 100 I will throw a big party and invite all of /biz/

Were you not invited to Davros private booth? You should have been. We do a pre davros get wasted yearly in a balcony booth

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This is all coming together Anons. There is obviously lots of FUN AND FUD but to be serious, we are about to make it big. The end of 2018 is going to be surreal. Have fun Anons, and remember to not sell all your Linkies - you do not know how high it can go in the coming years. Much is going to be disclosed to you all in the coming week :)

>> No.10310323

>>10310293
Every time you say that. Get your shit together steve

>> No.10310332

I can’t wait to be financially free.

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Friendly reminder this kind of posts are called shill and are made by paid pajeets that use a vpn to talk to themselves so it appears there are interest on this shit coin
they know this its a scam shit coin with intrinsic value equal to zero beside the one given to it by some morons in a degenerate board
so dont fall for the meme there are lots of better coins out there that actually ahve a real use case and where you can make some gains
Dont lose your money
Dont fall for the meme

>> No.10310348

>>10310293
You really shouldn't say that because us poor fags will be unwise with our monies.

>> No.10310352

>>10310065
We will all have too many bitches to care. I imagine we will hire other people to run the government for us, and if they do anything against the link marine code of honor we can step in

>>10310125
Your story will be heard

>>10310178
Imagine being this deluded

>>10310198
Not fantasy. This is definitely real

>>10310293
I believe

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>>10309865
>>biz is the most visited place on the internet

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>>10310323
How do you not know I am one of the other guys?

>> No.10310751

I've got 100k. I'll probably sell at $5

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>>10310155
add me in the screen cap boss

my name is max

thanks

>> No.10310968

>>10310621
Shut up faggot. Link $0.7 EOY.

>> No.10311112

>>10310155
I will let my future waifu know LINK paid for our ski lodge, cabin and beach house.

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>>10309865
>>many marines tortured, assassinated, or robbed for access to their link wallets

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Can we talk about how Delphi came up and weird stuff started happening? Also, what's up with the sigil magik? There were some very strange stories from anons about their dreams after fapping to the sigil and some even made money off of it. What the fuck is going on? Are there literal meme magicians now?

>> No.10311294

>"like buying chainlink eoy 2020"

>> No.10311309

>>10311283
The CIA got involved?

>> No.10311385

>>10311283
I actually fapped to the sigil and I shit you not my girlfriend's dad called me and thanked me for being a great boyfriend to her daughter about two weeks later.

Offered me a new Omega watch out of the blue. This guy is seriously the most selfish person I've met. I unironically think the sigil had something to do with the event.

>> No.10311419

>>10311385
I made $10k so far this month. My average income is about 4-5k the whole month.

>> No.10312130

>>10311283
You already are a meme magician and you don't even know it. Also your ID says gay

>> No.10312146

>>10309865
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.10312179

>>10312146
>>>/hm/

>> No.10312210

>>10312179
>>>reddit
top that, nerd

>> No.10312222

I love you very much and hope we can hug soon. Nighty night Anon

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>>10310968
For you: >>10312222

>> No.10312271

>>10312210
>>>blacked.com

>> No.10312492

>>10312271
>>>alt.findom.cuck

>> No.10312575

>>10312492
>>>gayturc0.tumblr.com
That was a tough one

>> No.10312972

>>10312222
QUADS
CHECKED

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>>10312226

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>>10311385

>id: hex

>> No.10313588

>>10312987
>hasn't realized unnatural testosterone/estrogen levels is from overeating, plastic contamination, high meat diet, and a plethora of other health habits "men" can't seem to fix
>doesn't understand onions isn't the cause of feminine features

>> No.10314184

>>10309865
>many marines tortured, assassinated, or robbed for access to their link wallets
U wot m8?

I thought I was signing up for a Lambo. Now it turns out I’m signing up to be tortured, assasinated or robbed?

WTF senpai? I’m only 30 days from retirement where I was planning to spend all day fishing. And now the department puts me with this crazy, crusader, rookie cop? I’m definitely getting too old for this shit....