/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10304089
first for divs

>>10304089
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOO

Reminder Goldman Sachs new CEO is some clown ass wannbe DJ.

Short to 100

I picked a terrible day to play shorts

First for first time every closing short in loss

Remember to Giddy Up on Vol as it enters its lows
Stock up in some VIX calls a couple months out right fucking now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNH7X46gMjQ

>>10304127
you get what you deserve

Real Thread
>>10304113
>>10304113
>>10304113

>>10304127
intraday shorts are killing it. Buy ATM QQQ puts yesterday for 1.20. Sell for 2.20. Buy calls for 1.20, sell for 2.50. You gotta learn to just ride the wave sometimes.

>>10304127
did you see what chart-anon posted on (2+2 is 4)chan?

>tfw can't buy LEAPS puts because shitty brokerage

>>10304116
wait....you're not joking uhhhhhhhhh fugg

>>10304196
Be very careful when you're investing with other people's money. I don't use leverage personally.

>>10304219
DJ D Sol, that's real life memes bro

i think JNJ has another leg up desu
look at that flag

>>10304248
Its going to 180 and beyond

>>10304193
Calling the top. Sold my calls, bought puts for the correction. Wish me luck senpaitachi.

>>10304248
where can i into charts like this?

>>10304240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sOH5WrdT-c
>DJ D-Sol feat. Ray Dalio "Don't Stop Remix 2.0"
>feat Ray Dalio
>Ray Dalio

WTF.......and his music sucks ass

so what's everyone's opinion on when this fake and gay pump crashes hard? 3000? 3250? sooner?

>>10304285
Is this what boomers do to delude themselves they're still young?

Invest in Canopy Growth, (CGC). It's pretty cheap right now and will definitely go way up in the future.

>>10304285
>10304285
its real

>>10304263
no but i mean soon
we break above 130 again today and this WILL gap up

>>10304280
its just muh trading platform
comes w a schwab account

>>10304298
This is what happens when you spend your entires 20's working non stop and never have any fun. This is why boomers always complain that we need to work more. They wanted us to ruin our 20's as well and end up having a midlife crisis.

>>10304302
>>10304285
>>10304240
>>10304219
LOL

>>10304285
Ray motherfucking Dalio on an EDM song by the CEO of Goldman Sachs... WHAT THE FUCK?! Am I schizophrenic?

>>10304285
I can just imagine a bunch of boomer consultants talking about how this guy can connect with millenials, it's pure cringe all the way around

is it time to meme back into TSLA stock?

>>10304325
kind of bummed out desu
i feel like ray dalio would be more of a vaporwave guy desu. this is some pretty shite EDM garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGCEc6j9fRo

>the CEO of goldman sachs is more creative than /smg/
BTFO
just bought 100k

>>10304321
true
early wealth gives you that leg up, but it comes at a heavy cost

>>10304361
or do we wait until Musk gets sued for labeling a pedo a pedo?

So we golden bull now or what? Also, here's some titties.

>>10304394
How do I make money off her?

This headline in wsj:
>“Goldman Beats” Takes on New Meaning

>>10304394
disgusting

>>10304394
>no penis
Get out.
OUT!

>>10304394
Totally worth the ban, godspeed Anon.

>>10304394
Gross shes all naked and shit

>>10304394
Godspeed, crazy man.

>>10304411
>“Sachs Beats” Takes on New Meaning

why havent you bought Kraft Heinz yet anon

>>10304438
>Ban
>/biz/
>Mods
I'm a phone poster. You fags need a dose of 3D every now and then. Here's some Arabic titties.

>>10304321
>>10304381
What the fuck? No, that isn't the answer--working hard is good but if all your hard work turns out is shit then you seriously need to work on something else.

reminder that trying to arouse other men on the internet is homosexual

Hey can someone help me out a bit? If I've been flagged on Robinhood for day trading and I submit another I get this message "placing another day trade will ban you from buying or selling stock for 90 days". Does that ban apply to options trading as welll?

Euro down 50%, sp up 50%, oil panic halted. Get ready for autumn stock rally

>>10304535
yes

>>10304515
haram

>>10304521
i agree
you gotta find something you enjoy working on. figuring out how to get paid from THAT is a struggle in itself tho

>>10304535
No, basically it will only let you buy once your funds have settled. I'm guessing you are bought stock, sold, and then are trying to buy again--this will put a 90 penalty on your account that basically doesn't allow you to buy stock until at least 2 days later.

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>>10304515
>based phone poster
>when he gets banned, ten other people get banned

Goldbugs BTFO

>>10304535
How many times did you day trade?

Aren't you allowed 4 day trades?

>>10304550
>you gotta find something you enjoy working on. figuring out how to get paid from THAT is a struggle in itself tho
Yeah, this seriously is the truth. People just think because you are good at something things will just fall magically in place but the business of making money is an art of its own that all people need to practice.

>>10304572
I thought so but I did 4 and was instantly flagged. Fucking stupid.

oooooooooooooooo

>>10304572
i think it's 3 with under 25K

blames the SEC and their big brother rules

>>10304553
>No, basically it will only let you buy once your funds have settled. I'm guessing that you bought stock, sold, and then are trying to buy again--this will put a 90 day penalty on your account that basically doesn't allow you to buy stock until at least 2 days later after your funds have been settled.
Fixed. If you change your account type to a margins account then they will allow you to do it.

>>10304585
if i remember this happening to my buddy correctly, RH flags you after 3 so that you cant go over

>>10304561
How he's not already banned from using phone networks is beyond me. Everytime I try to post it says I'm banned because of a post from /a/. Which I would never go there because I'm not a man-child that watches cartoons.

>>10304585
3 is the limit, once you make the 4th if you dont have >$25,000 you are marked as a pattern day trader until you surpass $25,000 in your account

TESLA mooning

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES

COME ON

>>10304535
welp ur fucked and probably gonbnba get fined now, and ur account locked for 90 days

Fuck, missed the chance to get on netflix

bid is stacked on DRUS rn

>>10304669
pedophiles BTFO

>>10304682
dont worry
the rally is fake and gay

next week 350 again

>>10304700
Worth it to get on @ 350?

>>10304682
Why would you, the company has lost it's edge and a lot of competition is gaining steam.

>>10304709
pff no

>>10304717
>>10304718
Well I got 15 shares of Disney (bought @ 104), hope they launch their service

How do the Jannies find porn so fast? Do they have nudity scanning boots?

>>10304756
Obsessive autism

NOK moon when?

>>10304285
We live in the best timeline!

>>10304756
no
we report you for shitting up the place

>>10304778
Take a Viagra and lighten up grandpa.

>>10304778
Absolute fag spotted

>based SEC bootyblasting small specs who try to day trade fucking stocks

Makes me chuckle every time.

>>10304798
It's be better if they let nature run its course.

>>10304766
It needs to dip down to at least $5.50 again first before mooning.

>>10304756
I keep reporting you. Sorry I find charts more attractive that 3D brappers right now

>>10304756

Why havent you bought the STZ dip
They own the majority of the mexican beer marketshare (modelo, pacifico, corona) as well as Svedka vodka

>>10304826
kek

but seriously, can we get the porn off here. if i wanted to look at porn at work i would have worked in porn

>>10304809
but i got in at 5.80. I don't want it to do that. pls just moon from where we at for that 5G pump in Q4 of 2018

>>10304838
Do you just use your imagination when you beat off at work?

>>10304838
I just hate these 3D THOTS

Real thread actually focused on stocks and not shitposting
>>10304113
>>10304113
>>10304113

>>10304855
There he is how you holding up comfy

>>10304868
Fake and gay

>>10304850
Sad to say Nokia is overvalued right now, not good right now

>>10304809
Your reporting does nothing, I'm a phone poster.

>>10304868
>focused on stocks and not shitposting
Then it's not the real /smg/

>>10304855
sorry you missed your chance to offload your SPY put

Is anyone buying the Opera IPO?
Who even uses it these days?

>>10304904
i do

>>10304903
Comfy losing money on options? No way!!

>>10304873
Just sip and hold right now
How are you anon?

>>10304904
Opera, as in the web browser? If so then that's 100% an exit scam.

>>10304919
Why even bother? I've used Opera 12 for years after it was no longer supported but Opera's been garbage since the migration to WebKit.

>>10304904
Opera makes money? Do they sell their users data or something?

>>10304903
>>10304923
Hehe I already did, 100% LCI

>>10304925
Got off the bull today riding on Vol spike soon.

>>10304944
i dont think its that bad desu
i dont use chrome, but i can use all of their extensions. suits me just fine desu

Buying Microsoft was the best choice ever

buy TSN they own Jimmy Deans and Ballpark Hotdogs

JNJ getting ready for another leg up i guess

>>10304937
I have to disagree

Opera has a user base close to the number of people that use twitter.

It makes money and is gaining in popularity. I believe their future is in AI and if it gets big enough, will just be bought by google or microsoft

i wouldn't stake my retirement on it but i'd certainly look at the financials of their IPO and put in some money

>>10304127
BEARS

LIQUIDATED

>up over 8% on my Boeing holdings in 3 weeks

Maybe the boomers had it right all along...

>>10305135
Huh, looks like Opera is really popular in Africa. Weird.

>IBM building global digital currency tied to the dollar called StableCoin

BTC CRYPTOFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Boomers get in here Celebrate the resurgence of IBM.

>>10305135
>The company changed ownership when Otello (at the time Opera Software ASA) sold its web browser and consumer businesses along with the Opera brand to a Chinese group of investors in 2016 with the deal completing in November of that year.[7]

Sounds like Opera is a literal Chink botnet now.

>>10305248
they know how to internet?

>>10305249
BTC still controls the value of pretty much every other crypto..

>>10305260
damn it

>Don't have my life together, so I slept in until 1:40 today
>Netflix has almost recovered from yesterday's $50 gamble
>Amazon is pumping up even higher

All hail the eternal golden bull

>>10304925
>>10304949
Once again Comfy, you don't think it's sketchy that Fag5Gay's only pick that actually made money was GBR which was involved in a massive pump and dump scheme for some other company before he gave up his trip. I find that shit sketchy and personally hate that colossal faggot. I'm pretty sure his new fagtrip is "planes."

>>10305234
>8%
>3 weeks
That's definitely boomer pace. You should either be making 50% a week or losing 50% a week.

>>10305264
I get emails from African royalty all the time so at least their upper class has internet access.

>>10305249
Why would you make a digital currency tied to the USD? I don't really see the point...

Some of you are alright. Don't buy until tomorrow.

>>10305323
Because boomers will think they are high risk crypto traders without the risk.

>>10305264
No, all Africans live in shantytowns or grass huts. They're pretty good at javascript though.

PEP almost at $115. I wish I bought more when it was $97.

>>10305341
But why not.. you know.. just use USD instead?

>>10305249
>digital currency tied to the dollar
So, dollar then?

Anyone else have faith in this giant piece of shit? I'm balls deep in it, but have been unimpressed since it peaked in June.

>>10305296
I would disagree, I made money off BIG5, he gave up the trip because he sold all his shares. Mid teens was always a joke though.
LCI does have good >muh fundamentals, it's a good buy imo

>>10305323
liquidity

>>10305357
Like some Silent Generation faggot? Boomers have created a digital age and will live as such.

I paid 500 dollars to learn not to buy anything you aren't sure on making money from. I'm just buying dips from now on. I'm probably going to pay to learn when to buy them but that's fine.

>>10305355
we are the pepsi generation

has ratsu ever been wrong?

>>10305400
You're upset about losing 2% over a month?! You have nothing to worry about.

>>10305385
>exchange USD for crypto-USD
>buy goods or services using crypto-USD
>person you bought shit from now has to exchange crypto-USD for USD

I dunno, maybe I'm just retarded but it seems like all crypto-USD would accomplish is adding a couple of unnecessary steps to monetary transactions.

>>10305421
Never, and he never will be.

>>10305400
It's because you use cricket, you disgusting poorfag

>>10305443
>person you bought shit from now has to exchange crypto-USD for USD
Why would they have to do that when they could just spend the crypto-USD?

>>10305280
tell me you made more than 106 bucks today though

>>10305323
because financial use for crypto is the immediacy of transferring information almost immediately and encrypted. and it will be insured by the FDIC.

my crypto knowledge is minimal at best but i'm one of the boomerfags that invested in stellar lumens and XRP bc most alt coin ICOs are money grabs

>>10305443
Works for credit card companies

>>10305462
$111 and growing
The real question is, sell Netflix for a loss , or wait for it to hit $400 again then sell?

ahh 2pm

the reversal hour

the last ditch struggle of the bull

cant wait for the 3pm dump

>>10305402
KO > PEP

But consumer stables getting a bump

>>10305376
I usually wait 6 months before taking an IPO. You can tell if theyll make money by then, like us foods or sldb. I think us foods is in for a minor dip though if you look at their earnings. Keeps going down.

Plan 4 2 day
Me aggressively short SNAP you should too.

>>10305280
>Holy Bible
Really now?

>>10305431
I lost 500 back when I had 2000 to play with so more like 25%. But I got 450 just the day before so it offset.

>>10305495
why not just hold NFLX, it will eventually go up. they make cash hand over fist now at an accelerated rate over last year same quarter

>>10305517
kys human trash

Sold my shares of ALT and went all in on DPW.

Couldn't stand it.

That reverse split news was fucking dumb.

>>10305459
The rich don't stay rich by spending money. Don't think like a lottery winner.

>>10305559
Pretty much guaranteed to double now, thanks anon!

Here’s a tip for you fags
Watch JAGX
Really good entry here
No position

ratsu give me a stock rec. I only have banks and tech right now

>>10305560
Have you never heard anyone say "You have to spend money to make money"?

>>10305574
I very much needed this as well. Based Anon laying on his sword for the benefit of the rest of us ALT bagholders.

>>10305495
It's not going to hit 400 again, sell and buy before the next quarter if you think they'll have a good report. It's hype from people buying the dip its going back down just a question of when and how far.

USO looks ready to pop. bounced nicely off of its 61.8% memeline
anyone see that fuck huge volume spike earlier today? i havent seen a buy like that come through in a WHILE

>>10305542
NFLX gonna get BTFO
Big problems!!!
Accounting problems
Cult problems
Subscriber problems
Smoke and mirrors
Look at that fucking P/E!!!

will bears ever recover?

protip: no

>>10305604
>>10305574
cheers lads

>>10305591
Right now you can buy GIS, highly recommended number 1 pick

>>10305602
Don't be retarded. That's for businesses, if you sell stuff in a dump it lowers the price of what you're selling. Buying 30 oz steaks every night and paying $100 a month for phone service doesn't help unless its a prestige thing for a business.

MARA
y'all get stopped out yesterday? Foolish newbs

>>10305586
Yeah sure, buy some DRYS while you're at it

>>10305514
just from research and where Canopy is poised in the market, I know CGC will be solid. And like >>10304300 said, it's a great time to buy. My cost basis is around $27.50 and if I hadn't already blown my FU investment funds on it when they first hit US markets, I'd be buying more with this dip.

>>10305505

>>10305459
>he overpays for cellular service

>>10305646
sauce on the ahegao chick

>>10305542
I only have $0.67 buying power right now since I bought Netflix at 3:59pm yesterday, I don't like have such low liquidity, it makes it hard to meme it up

Plus I originally thought Netflix was overpriced when I sold my holdings at $200 a piece, I sure as fuck don't think it's worth $400 a share now
The plan was to sell it for a quick buck after the ER spike, but it went down instead of up...

>>10305495
shouldnt you be up about 300-500 bucks ?

>>10305664
you should dump it now on the pop to avoid further loses if you haven't already

>>10305377
Comfy, you aren't seeing the big picture. Fab5Queer is pulling your leg and everyone else's that buys into his dumb shit.

What oil companies do you plan on investing in now that alot have a 10% dip?

>>10305517

>>10305706
No, I think he is just bad at trading like the rest of /smg/

>>10305495
>holy bible icon

>>10305733
>_< fuck I know, some of his options don't make sense what so ever.

>>10305734
right next to tinder

>>10305607
same with AMZN

theres only a few companies the P to E means fuckall to me, those are two of them

Reminder to buy FUV, it's Tesla with three wheels
Just buy two shares a week Anon and you'll be rich in no time!

>>10305767
we get it, youre a sheep

>>10305633
thx just bought $1k

>>10305734
Kys atheist scum

>>10305734
This I never trust anons with that shit in their notifications

After me nap have decided to be bull. I tired of loose money.

>>10305813
Try MO too, I bought in yesterday

>>10305820
Based mormon, I'm a utahnigger so all my friends are mormon kek

>>10305851
Don't do bull do vol baka knees

>>10304361
thinking of selling. Bought at 309 two weeks ago

>>10305851
excellent, here!

>>10305857
not into tobacco for ethical reasons thx for the rec tho

>>10305851
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>>10305862
Utah is terrible, come live in my basement in Idaho

>>10305851

>>10305851
you're invited to the bull party after hours today. I'm buying drinks for everyone

>>10305795
Dude you're down 4 cents better panic sell
>>10305851
But you love loose things

Nasdaq entered sideways channel. Any big movers on it have earnings tonight?

>>10305953
im not sure you understand the ramifications of what just happened

>>10305851

NO RKG DONT DO IT

ITS ALMOST TIME FOR SOUR HOUR
SHORT NFLX
SHORT AMZN

>>10305976
This is not, and should not be regarded as “investment advice” or as a “recommendation” regarding a course of action

>>10305795
How bout ECCTF?

>>10305851
DON'T DO IT, TOMORROW IT'S BLOOD

wew
buy oil meow

Just bought 50 dollars worth of Airmedia Group

>>10305696
fair enough, now what fresh memes are there today?
($377.77 and under)
>>10305734
>>10305761
>they believe in nothing

yikes

>>10306023
Me changie, will still do TA on SPY but have good feel about this

>>10305459
Cricket is basically AT&T

>>10306088
>leaves are basically toilet paper

>>10306063
>Makes fun of 280 bagholders
>Becomes a 280 bagholder
Pottery

Bears being sent off to asylums

>>10305851
it's over bulls

>>10306088
I thought cricket was what europoors used.

>>10306159
Nah its only just beggining, We are gonna piss on ur pullback then run til the end of the week .

>>10306124
this
it is completely unironically over for the market now
rkg going bull was the last part of the prophecy

>BTC up 10%

>RIOT up 32%

>>10306164
Yes, but only because they got blacked

>>10306140
>BTC moons and me make all failed RH money back
>SPY moons and me lose it all again

>>10306228
i hope you understand what youve done

>>10306228
kek

>>10306059
this is what a good Christian looks like

>>10305820
this is what a psychopath giving Christians a bad name looks like

>>10306298
comfy is a mormom

>>10306311
Nice typo ;^)

Do bears ever make any money realistically

>>10306333
how much for one of these

>>10306341
No I think bears always lose long term, but sometimes they make a killing in the short term. Kinda like the Jedi vs Sith.

BEARS

RISE UP

>>10306341
lol
are you just retarded, or what?
you dont go full bear every day
i was bearish yesterday, now im waiting

still bullish on oil tho

>>10306382
I'm surprised it's not covered in shit from drug addicts and homeless people.

>>10306422
they cropped that part out

>>10306420
>are you just retarded, or what?
What kinda fucking question is that if im doing this shit
Maybe i am fucking retarded but id still be less retarded than you for asking such a dumb fucking question.

>>10306121
This is the funniest shit I've read in a long time, 10/10 Anon
>>10306298
You know what they say "Deny the Christ, get the knife!"

>>10306216
>some goy actually listened to my RIOT pitch
Seriously, hold onto this shit even if BItcoin drops hard and makes their stock drop. When Bitcoin fully recovers, RIOT is going to be numero uno in the crypto stock game. They're well ahead of the curve compared to everyone else riding the crypto craze. Triple digits easily, if Bitcoin hits my projected estimate of $36k next year. Hell, even if I'm completely wrong about my Bitcoin estimate, RIOT is going to do very well as long Bicoin doesn't completely wipe itself out.

Anybody else still in LCI?

>>10306523
Me. It' climbing pretty well.

Just hit my limit buy of 33.45 on UWT.

LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!

>>10306489
stupid questions beget moar stupid questions
absolutely no one who short sells does it literally every single day against the US stock market

>>10306511
actually im jewish

>>10306121
Have you ever been in a situation where you needed to use them? The big ones basically are. Besides I only need something to have my mother call. Everyone else I know I can reach via internet.

>>10306551
Oh, so you already knew of RIOT's potential before I started shilling it? Well at least I know I'm not going to be the only one in /smg/ actually making good returns.

>retail at 2:59pm
check out these gains, just buy the dip
>institutions
omae wa mo shindeiru

>>10306523
Si, I am. You should check out MDXG, I'll be averaging into them for a few months
>>10306568
The plant lambs ear is better than toilet paper desu

>>10306523
yup

Been having holes poked in me all day
Thank you other me for picking up slack

>>10306643
Kill yourself

>>10306643
why do you gamble on the markets

why not live it up at a casino if you dont care about the money

>>10306650
Pretty sure she's already dying so your comment is redundant.

>>10306650
RKG's life is worth about 20 of yours, so i recommend stop being such a waste of space and put a bullet through your smooth brain

>tfw only 200 dollars of starting money

How do I get into this shit?

>>10306643
so youre NOT bullish?

>>10306650
Unconscionably rude.

>>10306643
once spx breeches 2900 its going to get a lot harder to trade
The pain is only just beginning

>>10306643
what are you dying from again aside from being a bear

>>10306686
This but unironically

>>10306688
With 200 dollars
>>10306643
>implying you don't like it
>>10306666
This is more risky

Excuse me goys, but have you seen the latest bitcoin bart

>>10306686
kill yourself

>>10306762
>bart
so youre expecting it to complete the bart formation then?
id wager youre probably right
this looks like a very good short entry desu

>>10306762
Shpow it dude dont be a strip tease

>tfw no frens to trade the FTSE MiB with

>>10306795
Waiting for this hourly candle to form before deciding if it's good short entry!

>>10306777
I'll trade comfy's life for kneepad's. Can we meet in the middle?

>>10306626
Will do

>>10306826
Can't trade something with no worth

>>10306523
I started drinking the LCI Kool-Aid today. Refer to slide 20 in their Powerpoints which shows a 27%CAGR. The fact that you can get the stock at a price before their sales went parabolic if you buy today is quite extraordinary. They got thrown out with the TEVA/ENDO mess and bought ENDO's portfolio of Generics. I think it could be worth at least 30$/share right now.

>>10306823
if it is gonna be a closed bart formation, then you might wanna wait longer than that. but then that fake and gay bullflag thats forming looks bretty fake and gay

>>10306882
CDS on comfys life

>>10306341
Me have to stalk shorts !
Am whole game is beating SPY by few % a year!

This requires bearish mentality
Catching longs is easy

>>10306893
Comparing 2013 share price to 2013 sales VS 2018 share price to 2013 share price. And 2018 vs 2013 sales. Today is the day to buy. There will be a short squeeze.

>>10306882
Would an added 100 shares of HMNY sway your decision?

>>10306893
i dont doubt it either desu m8
their P/B is 0.83
goes without saying that since they have drugs and make money they should be trading at a price higher than this

>>10306905
I'd just short if the price isn't sustained and/or strong selling volume
Then again I have no money so I'm just larping

so this has, rather quietly, been the largest volume day on USO this year

anyone else bullish on oil rn?

>>10306960
yea i dont do crypto either m8
i like to LARP w my papertrading nadex account though sometimes and place $25k faux bets on crypto spreads tho

bretty fun

This market is stupid and it's about 75% irrational exuberance and it's going to end in tears.

>>10306920
>>10306905
>>10306882
Hehe let's all calm down and not kill me, RKG is going to die anyway!

should I buy MSFT? earnings report on the 19th.

>>10306996
n-no! AMZN to 1 trillion!

>>10306666
Me plans 4 day
HAVE LONGS IN THEM FOR REASON!

Me long hit easy today
Me strat farthest from gambling you can get

Am only shooting for .25-1% profit a day!!

>>10307023
are you retarded? why do you type like a fucking caveman

>>10307001
it doesnt matter what you want comfy
im doing a credit default swap on your soul and you cant stop me

>>10307023
do you like it long and strong?

>>10307023
>Vix 11.99

>>10307054
grugina draw graffiti on chart
grugina see long sign
grugina buy berry and tell tribe
beta grags see grugina shit tale and fomo

>>10307054
RKG is a grugposter now, it's great

which RKG is the real RKG? why not just use a trip? might as well be posting as anon

>>10306908
>google search image
you know you remind me of an old friend I used to talk to
the name started with B

MARA making me hard. Summer of Crypto 2: Electric Bugaloo is upon us

>>10307078
Well that settles that, sorry comfy. To be honest I had no intentions of giving him the 100 shares of HMNY anyway.

>>10305976
Yes, been preparing for the slow climb to 3k for awhile, looking at corn, meats, will probably forex
But am 100% positive NOW not that time

Volume too abysmal for SPY

IQ is finally recovering. The time has come and so have I.

bought NFLX on leverage this morning so im up heaps, entry was 353, surely it wont tank before market opens tomorrow right? just thinking if i should close and take profit or keep a really cheap 15x leveraged NFLX long position open

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!

FUCK TLT!

>>10307125
>>10307199
>>10307202
Fucking degenerates, the rope is too good for you gay fucks. I'm making money of $SBUX and NVDA. Suck on my steady gains.

>>10307223
Boomer detected

>>10307223
Wait, you are in two things instead of one? Holy shit what an amazing strategy. You are a God of diversification, you are protected from all sides and will make steady gainz till the end of time based on your robust portfolio.

time to celebrate my portfolio is now Un-Fucked from 2 dumb mistakes i made
>Bought fucking Ford
>Thought DPT reset every Monday morning

>>10307116
Trash.

>>10307212
Should probably realize some gains then look to get back in on a correction. Then again, might not want to take my advice since I fucked myself by selling my calls when I thought the market could not possibly go any higher on shitty/no data after midday.

>>10307261
>bought fucking Ford
? I'm up 2% on ford

>>10307279
well the idea is this WAS the correction, got a huge discount anand its already mooned back up after the earnings scare

>>10307223
>Disliking anime on a mongolion finger box trading forum
Here we go again...

>>10307223
>Suck on my steady gains
i will suck the steady gains from your lifeless corpse

>>10307287
theres a lot more ERs to go m8
its too soon to know

>>10307286
What price did you buy in at ? Im admitting it was my mistake and not really theirs cause i bought in at 11.25$

>>10307223
Me too faggot. Eat a dick.

>>10307287
oh my bad ur talkin bout NFLX

>>10307253
I'm only going to put more money into my portfolio with every paycheck.

>>10307244
Boomers shall inherit the earth. I'm laughing at you faggots losing your money listening to pill popping tripfag losers.

>>10307335
>Hey guys I bought this sweet dividend stock it only costs $100 and pays me .04 a share every quarter!! I'm netting almost $40 a year on my 100k portfolio, filthy plebs.

>>10307316
>Based Popuko poster

So what memes is everyone into? Pic related, total returns on my smallest positions

>>10307078
>>10307177
I'm using margin on soul options to try and acquire more spirits ASAP

>>10307372
You are better off just getting soul likes from creating more podcasts.

what the fuck is the deal with robin hood?

bought doge coin when it said .0003225 and it says i really bought when it was .0003288 A PRICE IT HASNT REACHED ALL FUCKING DAY

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I PAID MORE THAN IT PHYSICALLY REACHED

ALL MY GAINS (today) JUST DISSIPATED

>>10307387
>What are fees

>VIX 11.87

>>10307372
>margin trading souls when youre already in the whole
who the fuck is lending you souls anyways? whats your margin requirements?

>>10307387
use limit orders

when you are placing an order theres a button at top right that says 'Order Type"

>year of our Lord 2018
>be mid 30s boomer
>have 25 years to get steady gainz and compounding interest
>also dabble in some spec buying
>going to be able to retire no matter what
>watching some of you throw away your future trying to get lambo now

boomers will always win

>>10307387
Til you can buy dogecoin on Robinhood crypto and someone actually bought that trash

>>10307401
if the fee makes it cost more than its been in a fucking month, whats the point? how does anyone day trade this shit?

>>10307223
Am was LITTERALLY first person tell everyone buy SBUX dip

>>10307357
>The only way he gets cash from his positions is if he sells shares

Dividends are easy meme money, to be used riskily, without depositing paycheck money into your account every week

Have nothing but dividend stocks may be foolish, but having none is just as bad

Diversify my nigga

>>10307411
still doesnt make sense though

i paid more than it has been all fucking day. it didnt reach the price i paid for it

that shit doesnt make sense

>>10307464
>>10307464
>>10307464
>>10307464
NW BREAD

>>10307310
I bought in Feb and havent really paid it much attention. The recent dip doenst look good desu. I honestly dont expect Ford really recover for 5 years so I'm not too concerned.
Auto stocks imo are pretty overpriced because of the self driving meme but Ford is underpriced rn.

Ding ding ding! How'd everyone do today? I'm up 0.83%, feels good after my abominable performance last week.

>>10307459
RH frontruns your orders. it makes sense

>>10307459
protip when you buy crypto on robinhood you are not actually buying crypto and you basically have no influence over the market price, youre trading contracts or something i dont know exactly

Ding ding ding ding ding, how'd everybody do today?

>>10307454
dividend are taxable tho. I dont want any income, lock that shit up in capital appreciation and let it compound for years

>>10307357
>have near 100K in dividend portfolio
>get 4000K+ each year in dividends alone
>reinvest dividends for compounding interest
>rinse and repeat for 20 years
>eventually get $20-30K in dividends per year during retirement
>use to supplement my meme life with making limited pulls out of my roth IRA (which I roll my work 401K into)

divs is the past present and future

>>10307387
>>10307401
>>10307441
It's not a fee. Crypto trading is free just like stocks. If you don't use a limit order, they'll skim you up to 5%. It's how they keep their shit free. All your orders are open to anyone who wants to pay Robinhood for the information, then they use algorithms to instantly skim your buy/sell.

>>10307509
so now knowing this why would anyone ever not limit order?

>>10307501
>>have near 100K in dividend portfolio
>>get 4000K+ each year in dividends alone
w-what are you holding anon?

>>10307521
I don't know. Why didn't you use a limit order?

>>10307521
Why didn't you?

Also there's a sucker born every day

>>10307528
guess i just thought that when i hit buy manually i was fast enough so that it would be the price it said, let alone not higher than it has been all fucking day

>>10307543
Then I guess that's why some people don't limit order.

>>10307521
if you use a limit order, there's a chance the trade will never execute because it'll never trade at that price again
but yeah use limit orders like 90% of the time

>>10307522

IBM, T, VZ, IP, KO, PG, JNJ amongst others, some REITs some lower div stocks like V, AAPL and JPM too

>>10307357
It must be embarrassing being this stupid. I hope the tripfags here trick into bag holding dog shit.

>>10307574
none of those give 4,000% dividend yields reeee how are you making $4M/year from a $100K portfolio?

>>10307522
ah never mind. saw the 4000K and i guess i'm just holding muh dick

>>10307603
>4000K
>meant 4K or 4000
my bad nigga

>>10307501
4000% yield per annum is pretty good senpai

I think it's unironically time to buy HMNY stock now.

Can we add Stake.com.au to the thread broker list, it’s free us tradin for Australians

>>10307261
>selling at a loss
pleb

>>10306688
Just do it. I started with $30

>>10307915
No nigga loosers stay loosers. You need to be impatient with this shit./

>>10308112

>>10308249
Not like that lol.