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>>10296877
kill them

Use your position of power to have sex with women that work under you

Leave your emotions at home. Remember that you never know what someone has going on at home.

>>10296887
>fucking coworkers in the #metoo era

>>10296887
All the women under me are ugly as sin.

>>10296877
Read "The One Minute Manager"

>>10296907
How old are you? Are you in charge of the hiring of new employees?

>>10296877
think and act socialist

ok everyone first I want to say I am here to work with you and if you need anything let me know

we are all here for each other …..if your down ill go and help or call someone to assist

if you need a day off ill give it to you just give me a heads up

best Russian boss ever

>>10296919
I'm 29 and no I don't hire employees but I report to the CEO who can nuke em and I am supposed to keep them in line.

>>10296922
its all about working a team

we all have different virtues and its about finding common goal

even if you hate it do it for your family and most importantly yourself

>>10296877

>>10296877
Nervous around you is good. Utilize that to drive real change and motivate people. Since they want to impress you or be good little workers or whatever, they'll do what you command. If you command the right things, they'll learn to love you for it.

>>10296907
Use your position of power to have sex with ugly women that work under you

>>10296877
Don’t be a retard, don’t let yourself get stuck with the impossible projects.

You might be respected by fear or by admiration since you are nothing but a pity new fag you better fire someone then the rest will fear you and act as instructed

>>10296915
this

>>10296877
Treat your employees fairly, take chances you get to call out when they do well and talk to them in private when they need improvement and you will earn their respect. If they learn they don't have to respect you your life will become hell.

threaten your employees with losing their job, mock them in front of each of other, just shit on them in general

it is better to be feared then loved

>>10296877
have you tried not giving a shit? seriously...why the fuck should you be worried about other peoples insecurities?

>>10296877
Assume each employee is wearing a recording device. Because at least one of them really is.

>>10297078
This

>>10296877
take your dick out to assert your dominance

>>10296877
I invest to one day buy a night with Angela White

>>10296877
>if you want a friend get a dog
>time to use those salary hours to use, spreadsheet everything
>be humble, and don’t be afraid to get dirty with your subordinates
>never ask something that you are not willing to do yourself
>rule by example
>don’t be afraid to terminate someone, sometimes you need to show what can you do
>if you promise something, prove your word
>work is work, leave your personal life personal
>don’t be afraid to say no
You will feed like shit when you do what you must, but is your job