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ahhhhhhhhhhh fine Ill buy a share

>>10281001
Poor, nameless people can't shill. They can only scam. SAGE

>>10281001
Because he can fly to space, so the secret space programs have to bribe him not to tell everyone the truth about what's out there.

>>10281001

>but he is worshiped worldwide as a God. Why?

Because he's rich lol. Muricans especially worship anyone who's rich just because they are rich even complete fucking retards like Trump.

Simple, he built paypal then risked his fortune to build Tesla and SpaceX. SpaceX is the first company ever to have created reusable rockets, Tesla is the most popular brand of electric cars. He is now continuing to work on these companies and has started the boring company, neuralink, not to mention his involvement with solar city, OpenAI, and probably more. If you were to do one of the things he's done in his life it would already be a lot, doing everything he did is mighty impressive.

/oneofus/

>>10281187

He's able to do this because he's been handed billions of dollars by others. You really think he built all that shit by himself. Please KYS.

>>10281001
t. GM shill

>>10281001
The snake of Silicon valley

>>10281001
>He's dating a 15 year old and calls a guy a pedo

How much LINK do ya think this faggot holds?

>>10281187
>Built paypal
False, built x.com which was acquired by paypal then got kicked out

>built tesla
False, incorporated in July 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning

>built spacex
k

>SpaceX is the first company ever to have created reusable rockets
What is a space shuttle


>Tesla is the most popular brand of electric cars
what is a prius


>boring company
garbage

>neuralink
more garbage

>solar city
dumpster fire that's about to go bankrupt


>OpenAI
AI isn't going anywhere


>If you were to do one of the things he's done in his life it would already be a lot, doing everything he did is mighty impressive.

spoken like a true reddit tier nigger
>yikes

>>10282060
Grimes isn't 15 you willfully stupid faggot.

>>10281115

Disagree with this, no one worships Bill Gates I think people hate him because he is rich. Jobs on the other hand was a ruthless self serving arsehole that treated his employees like shit and his customers as idiots and he was loved, musk is mostly the same.

My conclusion is USA general population want to be cucks to these men

>>10282079
wow this is the most poorfag cope I've ever seen in one post. kys 100k times.

>>10281115
and jenner

>>10281001
He understands and accepts his role in the simulation, anon. Perhaps you should too.

>>10282164
haha sure thing pal. Make sure to short TSLA you fag.

>>10282060
Who's this guy?

>>10282060
Hes right the thailand thing days ago in the msm was in fact a pedo satanic ritual

>>10281001
Elon Musk, the patron saint of pajeets.

>>10281056

>>10282611
more info, senpai?

>>10281115
>retards like trump
I dont get why people think hes stupid.
If you read or listen to anything directly from him hes a smart guy

saw this on /b/ but apparently he tweeted joking (hopefully) that he was a pedo himself then deleted it
https://twitter.com/HossensTweets/status/1018575363914567681

anyone know if it's a legit screenshot?

>>10283969
yes

>>10281001
He's rich. That's all that matters, poor fag.

>>10283969
works on my machine

>>10283882
spot on anon. trump is WAY smarter than these people give him credit for. He's playing these retards.

>he's stupid
>he's an idiot
>he's not even successful

worth billions, against all odds wins presidency. lol.

>>10282079
A space shuttle doesn't fly itself up into orbit nutsack. Either a high altitude plane or attached to a rocket. A rocket is a means to break through outer atmosphere.

>>10282079
>AI isn't going anywhere
absolute brainlet

>heh it’s so easy goyim why are you poor?
>look even that boy Elon did it. what a fine looking jew!

>>10283882
But anyone could be as rich as him with a small loan of million dollars back 50years ago...even the fucking Index outperformed his net worth and trump went bankrupt multiple times...Not smart at all

>>10285089
>personal bankruptcy = business bankruptcy
anon...

>>10285119
Not smart = not smart
Anon...

>>10282079
Some of the most powerul people in the world discussed AI this year at the bilderberg meeting. The saudi royals are building a massive city in southern saudi arabia that they plan to have AI and IoT play a huge role in.

>>10281115
Aye Fuk u cunt

>>10285143
90% of businesses fail
given that trump has owned over 500 businesses....
expecting one not to go bankrupt is simply retarded. people talking about business when they don't know anything about it

also expecting someone with over a billion to outperform the market is pretty retarded. at that point you should be happy to make average returns
Since no one actually knows how much money he started out with, it's impossible to calculate his actual returns

The difference in compounding gains in starting with 1 million vs 10 million is insane.

it's one thing to say "omg business god best ever!!!!"
but to say "bad businessman" is a complete denial of reality and more indicative of butthurt levels and business incompetence of the accuser

>>10281115
Can you show us on the doll where Trump's behavior touched your feefees?

>>10285089
>But anyone could be as rich as him with a small loan of million dollars
wtf I'm with her now

>>10282079
This post reeks of stupidity, especially with the AI part

>>10281187
>Tesla is the most popular brand of electric cars.
Toyota, Renault and Nissan manage to sell more electric cars and be profitable doing so. Tesla is simply a shitty car manufacturer for burger soibois.

>>10282174
I am just sitting here and waiting till i get updated. Bought 60k link for that!

If you read this player! improve my life with factor 10000 Thx!

>>10285639

I never said he wasn't a good salesman. He sold the "tough guy anti-pc" image to retards like you and you lapped it up. I don't give a fuck up about any of that shit. When you look at some of the things he does you realize pretty fast that he just isn't a very smart man but he really seems to think he is "a stable genius" (lol) and is insanely arrogant. It's a very dangerous combination. He's literally anti-science and anti-tech and people honestly thinks he's a genius? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. The only reason people think he's smart is because he's rich. There's no evidence that supports the claim rich = smart, it's just assumed by stupid people.

>>10281001

>>10285089
>My father gave me a small loan of one million dollars to jumpstart my real estate business.

>>10282164
>>10285768
lol at the rebbit fags coming out to defend him

>>10285089
IT. WAS. HER. TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPFBLBLBL

>>10285895
Doesn't matter, based Musk is based

He isn't on blockchain. He isn't /biz/-related

>>10283969
holy fuck the summer is real
get the fuck out of here you lazy brainlet

Elon is one of the few billionaires I respect. Completely self made and then even went all in on one of the most riskiest businesses. Has an insane work ethic.
>inb4 plebbit fag soiboi
What other billionaires are there? George Soros is pretty based.

>>10286355
You'e arguing with literal pedos. They're butthurt because daddy Elon called them out.

>>10282079
Wow, what happend to this board?

This is good news for $tsla calls here I go!

id like to see more pictures of elon musk please

>>10282079
Oh god what a loser post

>>10282079
lots of musk nut suckers in this thread trying to say you're wrong lmao. shitloads of people on here have legit fallen for musk's retarded pr campaign to have the entire world see him like he sees himself.

their idol is falling apart and they can't believe that he could be anything other than their savior. glorious

>>10282079
>what is a prius
a prius is a HYBRID, which means it uses both gasoline and electricity. It is not an electric car.

>>10282360
>LOL ITS SO EASYYYYY TO DO WHAT MUSK DID!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHY IM A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER WITH 200 DOLLARS WORTH OF CRYPTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE SICK OF SEEING THIS SORT OF SHIT?

>>10283882
He's either dumb or a chronic liar, check his policies

>>10282079
>this blatant anti musk shilling

fuck off pedo

>>10285089
Why did you not buy bitcoin in 2010? You could be a billionaire.

>>10285796
well its help speed on new tech.. win win for everyone.

>>10283882
How dumb do you have to be to think he’s smart based on the shit he says. I’m fine having him over Hillary but god damn raise your standards

>>10281001
how'd he fix his hair?

>>10286937
You're right, it's better. Really made me think.

>>10288862
Hybrid cars are unironically better because you don’t need to spend 4 hours charging every 300 miles. Buddy of mine is happily replacing his leaf because he can finally go on roadtrips now.

>>10285895
prolly the smartest president we've had in decades. has the vocabulary of a 5 yo tho. arrogant asshole too. boorish. but doesn't matter. don't agree with him on some of his decisions, but he's not an idiot.

>>10284800
+1

>>10282060
goddamn she's hideous

>>10288539
My daddy wasn't able to give me a small loan of million of dollars... nevertheless i am 7 digits worth rn. Feels good with my starting capital.

>>10289037
Wow! What's the secret to your success?!

>>10289489
Nah, i am poor as fuck and don't even have a daddy anymore. Just coping and larping on /biz/ 24/7

>>10289489
>>10289037
kek

>>10286070
You think you're being clever pretending to be one of us but we all know you don't belong. Take your retard sjw shilling back to pleddit

>>10281115
anyone taste that? something bitter

>>10285089
>this is how deadbeat financially illiterate losers cope

>>10281001
Why OP?
nu-males that's why

the virgin hair transplant

>>10290663
the chad "just shave it off bro"

>>10282122
This

he is a lying POS launching helium balloons and CGI rockets fuck him and fuck all of you that can't figure this out. Earth is flat

>>10290663
Chad super heavy-lift launch vehicle
>>10290678
Virgin suborbital dildo