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>today
>cashed my paycheck
>after paying bills i had 80 dollars left over
>just enough to buy groceries since i have nothing left to eat at my house
>walking in store when i see the lottery machine
>they restocked my favorite tickets
>had a good feeling that i would win if i played
>spent my 80 dollars and bought seven
>scratched them off
>won nothing
i've been crying all day_ i found enough change in my car to buy some crackers but that's it. i just want to win once.
why can't i win at the lottery?
life is unfair.
why do old normiefucks on life support win millions and are too old to enjoy it or don't need it due to high paying pension and savings, but me, a poor fuckin minimumwage wageslave, i can't win, why? why!!!??
this is unfair T_T
anyone crack the code to winning lottery yet?

>> No.10276971

You could have bought Link with that money

>> No.10276978

>>10276952
Why are you on /biz/?

>> No.10276983

>>10276978
this

>> No.10276999

also you could have bought KICK with that money for steady pump gainz.

>> No.10277002

>>10276952
Lottery is a waste of money. You need me to buy you some pizzas?

>> No.10277007
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10277007

You deserve all that crap because you just bought useless paper for 80$. You think you deserve to "win" like that?

>> No.10277026

>>10277007
Yes i do.
I need to keep trying.

>> No.10277028
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>>10276952
This post perfectly captures the essence of the zoomer victim complex

>> No.10277029

>>10276952
Why do poor people love wasting their money so much? If you want to gamble (you shouldn’t) then at least gamble on something with a decent payout percentage. If you had invested all the money you have wasted on gambling in your lifetime then you would probably have some decent savings by now.

>> No.10277039

>>10277029
>at least gamble on something with a decent payout percentage

like what? roulette? blackjack?

>> No.10277048
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10277048

>>10276952
>anyone crack the code to winning lottery yet?
Yes. Don't play it, and you're already a winner. It's a voluntary tax on people who are bad at statistics.

>> No.10277051

>>10277029
i need to win 1 mil minimum with 2 dollars spent.

>> No.10277062

Look at the back of your scratch off ticket at the winning odds - there's your answer. Lottos are state run scams and I'm not sure if you're trolling or just that naive

>> No.10277065

>>10277048
No.

YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY.

>> No.10277075

>>10277062
YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY.

>> No.10277098

>>10277065
This. This year alone I have won more than $200 on powerball and scratch offs and only spent around $180. I got paid $20 to get a chance of winning anywhere from $20k to $500MM with each ticket. How is this a bad deal? Meanwhile all you cucks who aren’t playing will literally never win.

>> No.10277131

>>10277098
You won't ever win either. That's the thing

>> No.10277148

>>10277039
I personally only play blackjack

>> No.10277167

>>10277148

BUT I CAN'T RETIRE TO A COMFY NEET LIFE PLAYING BLACKJACK.

>>10277098
my bro.

>>10277131
He might win and so might I :)

>> No.10277181

>>10276952
Im sorry to say you will eventually remove yourself from the genepool.

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10277184

>>10277075
>>10277098
How can people be this retarded? Did you get dropped as a baby or fed baby formula instead of breast milk?

>> No.10277185

Op is a giant fag

>> No.10277235

>>10277181
oh no you little bitch, after i win imma travel to Thailand and impregnate as many as i can :)
my gene pool will grow like my bank account :)

>> No.10277266

>>10277167
You can Win OP. Let's think about it, suppose you have 1/10,000,000 chance to win and the pot is 2,000,000. If you buy 10,000,000 tickets for 1$ you would win 2,000,000 on average while spending 10,000,000$. So why was this a good idea again?

>> No.10277275

After reading more of OPs posts this is clearly a troll

>> No.10277296

Use link to get free airdrop:
wysker.com/s/23

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>>10277275
>Bro he is just an annoying troll! Don’t believe it one bit!

>> No.10277379

>spending $80 on a state monopoly with published odds that show a -.65:1 after tax EV

>> No.10277456

>>10277167
Lottery is driven by human ego. Keep thinking you're a special little snowflake and waste your money.

>> No.10277474

>lottery is literally won by grandmas in florida every jackpot