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Is it worth it starting a mob? Pooling all my familys resources I have about ~80 adults in my immediate family + cousins. I clearly have the most money I could start a company and give them salaries and we could do all the things a mob does except with some stability. 80 people working for the greater good of the family. I figure there would 3 tiers of trust funds for the family

Tier 1
>family office; money invested and % given to each member

Tier 2
>perpetual trust; pays dividends again % to each member

Tier 3
>lump sump; age 20 lump sum is received to be invested or spent how they choose

We would have different branches of the family with specializations Medicine, Dentistry, Law, Finance, Politics, Art. We would avoid most of the illegal aspects of the mob but we would not hesitate to kill our enemies. Drugs is a nasty business that I would like to avoid and with our investments we can afford to leave the drug money on the table. We would have different business branches as well

Tier 1
>conglomerate; owns and operates various businesses

Tier 2
>family office; invests family funds

Tier 3
>family foundation; endowment to donate and invest tax free and pay salary

We would be entirely self sufficient from the government. We would own agriculture companies and water companies and grow our own food and drink water from natural sources, our clothes would be made by companies we own, we would own land, we would own art, we would have a military contract company and have our own army.

>> No.10273350

Stupidest thing I read all day

>> No.10273359

>>10273341
just hire 80 pajeets or mexicans to do the job.

>> No.10273362

Best thing I read all day

>> No.10273363

>>10273350
I have more money than you

>>10273359
can't buy passion

>> No.10273381

>>10273363
but can buy chinese products and sell to retards
its all about profit, your dumb relatives will demand more and more money from you and your own profit margin keeps shrinking, they will play on your feels and eventually you will give in.
but if you keep the family out of your business you can always replace the mexican you know what I'm saying?

>> No.10273411

>>10273341
What an embarrassing post. I wonder if it's too late to delete the thread.

>> No.10273429

>>10273411
in what way is it embarrassing? establishing a legacy is lifes only purpose

>> No.10273950
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10273950

a 15 year old who listens to his rich old sack of a dad ramble about legacy at dinner by the fireplace and just finished the sopranos/game of thrones just wrote this OP. so gay