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10262509 No.10262509 [Reply] [Original]

how do i long asian women?

>> No.10262513

That's white

>> No.10262516

>>10262509
(you) don't

>> No.10262517

arvaa jysähti

>> No.10262543

>>10262513
Exactly, the best type of Asians are white women

>> No.10262572

>>10262509
Well you start by finding one without a cock...

>> No.10262584

>>10262509
name

>> No.10262587

>>10262509
You long Asian women by going long in them. Remember to dump your bags at ATH and go short

>> No.10262591

>>10262509
Is the fetishizing of Asian women a form of racism? I hope not because I think I do this.

>> No.10262600
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10262600

1. be white
2. meet one
3. insert your long position in her

>> No.10262623

>>10262543
Wow. You've blown my mind

>> No.10262650
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>>10262591
It's most certainly not. If all the IR cuck porn is fine by society then this is literally nothing in comparison.

>> No.10262664

>>10262591
Its self-racism if an asian likes a white guy.

>> No.10262684

>>10262664
By that definition over half the white race is self-racist.

>> No.10262688

>>10262664
I'm not white, I think.

>> No.10262735
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>>10262591
>caring if you are branded as a racist

>> No.10263110

Guys, What the fuck is wrong with women?
I was watching porn yesterday and found this video, it made me so angry, it's all so fucked up.
Most of these women must be married or have a boyfriend, but since everyone is sucking cock so they do it too.
https://www.porngem.com/videos/125-girls-sucked-a-few-boys-and-they-enjoyed-it-so-much-10274/?utm_source=pbweb&utm_medium=pbweb&utm_campaign=pbweb

>> No.10263344

>>10263110
its fake you brainlet

>> No.10263354

>>10262513

She's actually a haha, so you're kinda both right

t.asiansgonewild regular

>> No.10263360

>>10262509

Everything about that girl is white

>> No.10263770

>>10262509
Tfw you have seen this chick on Reddit but weren't impressed because your girlfriend is hotter, wtf, why are all these idiots so impressed, my normal girlfriend is much hotter, her body is just better in all regards and she had fucking long hair she takes great care of and always wears makeup and nice dresses hnnng

Tfw your girlfriend breaks up with you

Tfw you look at tinder and fucking nobody is that hot and you have over 1000+ matches because you have spent literally thousands if dollars on super likes and boosts

Tfw your gf was actually super fucking hot and you didn't realize it cuz she was your first gf and you didn't realize the vast majority of women don't have a body like hers, nor do they take as good care of themselves

Tfw you will never find someone who is even as hot as the girl in the op, who isn't even half as hot as your ex


fuck me goddamnit fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

And now my ex is actually going on to become a super sexy streamer guys goddamnit fucknot even exaggerating when I say she is ridiculously hot

>> No.10263780

>>10263770
My ex was like..
Hotter than this chick and hotter than Harriet sugar cookie or whatever her name was, desu.

Also turned out to be fucking crazy and scarily spiteful in some ways, but still, way hotter

Fuck I will never meet someone that hot again will I

Also she was asian

>> No.10263807

WHOS THE FUCKING HOE

>> No.10263823

>>10263780
>>10263770
dude just go to SEA and troll the malls for 18 year olds
they are packed with smoking hot spinners that crave white cock and attention from foreign men
not even kidding, you wont be impressed with looks after a few months of barebacking 8-9/10's on the regular

>> No.10263831

>>10263823
This is literally my life goal at this point

>> No.10263841

>>10262509
reading this thread is a great insight into how pathetic this board is
how to short white males? no pun intended

>> No.10263848

>>10263831
its a good plan, I did it for a year then got bored of it
drowned in teenage asian pussy - Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines
lived like a king with a gook cutie to nut inside of whenever I wanted
there is nothing better than teen cunt, and every man should enjoy it during his adulthood if he can

>>10263841
triggered gook

>> No.10263863

>>10263823
I'm 29. Almost 30. I can't date 18 or 19 year olds anymore. Pretty sure even 25 yos in these countries won't want just hook ups.

>> No.10263870

>>10263823
Although, I'm curious. Why malls instead of tinder? How do you even introduce yourself to someone in a situation like that?

>> No.10263892

>>10262509
>Longing at the top
topkek

>> No.10263893

>>10263863
I'm 31 and was fucking "18" year olds, 18 year olds, and 19 year old regularly, though the women I stuck with during my adventure tended to be 21-24 since they are less spastic
I am clean cut and fairly fit white man though, so your mileage may vary if you look like shit.
>>10263870
tinder is for hookers and psychos
if you want fresh teenage pussy that is away from mom and dad for the day and wants to get in trouble, you go to a mall
>Hey my name is Anon, I think you are cute, can I have your number? (smile)
Most local girls are flattered by attention from a foreign man, and in SEA it is normal for 30's to date younger women. You might have to keep her attention with small gifts and good food of course, but that's the same everywhere.
Learning a bit of local language helps also, if only compliments and simple questions.

>> No.10263925

>>10263110
LMAO THOSE ARE FAKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>> No.10263948
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>>10263110
>The girls were extremely horny. And the boys enjoyed that so many women pleased theirs fat dicks. And you, do you enjoy?? How about YOUR fat dick? What do you do with it?

>> No.10263959

>>10263863
Why not? Honest question, as someone who is just entering the social market after a long abstinence I don't seem to find interest in girls older than 21, they appear used and stale.

>> No.10264271

>>10263893
What cities in those countries?

If you wanted to make sure the girls were actually 18+, how would you do that?

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>>10262735
>not posting the better version of that pic

>> No.10264481

>>10263959
Congratulations, you missed the boat. Better luck in your next life.

>> No.10264716

Please post more cuties asian grills please
I'm trying to masturbate here
Hitler pics don't help

>> No.10264764

>>10263823
>SEA
>8-9s
lmao

>> No.10264871

>>10262587
Underrated

>> No.10265153
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10265153

Married to a filipina. I unironically plan on moving to the Philippines in 10 years. If I "make it" with crypto, I should be rather comfy, but even if I don't, I'll still have enough of a fixed income to live a nice middle class life without worrying. Everyone has their own tastes, but IMHO, nothing beats a SEA spinner.

>> No.10265161

>>10262509
You go up to them and say "sucky fucky five dorra, me love you long time."

>> No.10265172

came to say, fuck them long dick style

>> No.10265175
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10265175

Better question, how do I short white women?

>> No.10265181

>>10262600
u niid moniz, anonchan

>> No.10265189

>>10265153
I hope you got the 1 in a 100 that doesn't look like a goblin

>> No.10265201
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>>10265153
I also have a fondness for SEA whores, which is why I married one. I would love to open a bar there. Again, tastes may vary.

>> No.10265240

>>10265201
I'd hit her organs with my dick

>> No.10265250

>>10265240
>my ID

FUCK YOU

>> No.10265251

>>10265201
How old is she in that pic? looks like 16 or 15

>> No.10265260

>>10265153
is your son's name elliot?

>> No.10265271
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>>10265251
That's just a random pic I got, I'd guess that girl is 20 or 21.

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>>10265250

>> No.10265564

>>10262509
Hapa

>> No.10265577
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>>10265153
>Married to a filipina
same.

We actually plan on visiting the philippines and japan during christmas. Great stuff. They're very traditional and loving.

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>>10265577
Agree. Totally different culture there focused more on family and less consumerism.

>> No.10265674

SEA is so fucking gross. That’s how I know all you fucks are ugly.

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>>10265674
I'm glad some autistic virgin NEET on an anonymous board isn't going to change my taste in women.

>> No.10265706

>>10265686
A few Chinese, some Koreans, and most Japanese are better. SEA is poor af, they gobble whatever they can.

>> No.10265717

>>10265657
true. im in vietnam, going to marry my 10/10 cutie soon

>> No.10265720
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>>10265706
K

>> No.10265727

>>10265720
Discount Asian women. Gross.

>> No.10265749

so you get married to some of these chinks then you get a child, so how do answer the question

>hey Bob, why is your kid asian?

>> No.10265751

You can buy Asian women on Wysker: https://wysker.com/s/946

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>>10265727
As I said above, tastes vary.

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>>10265749
>because my wife is asian

Not that difficult, senpai

>> No.10265825

Japanese > korean > SEA monkeys

>> No.10265828

*shlong

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10265925

>>10265825
(You)

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>>10265925
Don't know why that one posted like that.

>> No.10265967

>>10265925
Their faces are ugly, how can anyone find this SEA monkey shit attractive?

also this
>>10265674
you must be the elephant man or something if you have to aim THAT low.

>> No.10265987

>>10265967
I imagine a lot of western men have only had ugly white girls or none at all.

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>>10265967
You got me. I don't have the same preferences as you, so I'm a fat, unattractive guy who can't get anything else.

>> No.10266115

>>10265250

lol'd so hard i cleared out my boomer lungs

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>>10265925
>>10265948
>tfw I worked so hard but will never have a woman like that love me, white or asian

sometimes things just dont work out, guys.

>> No.10266214

My frens, how would you feel if you opened tinder and all asian women suddenly hit on you ONLY because you’re white? Not your personality, not your job or interests, just because you’re white and that’s exciting cock for them?

>> No.10266220

And ask you things like, “do you eat turkey at thanksgiving? Lolol that’s so cute. OMG your mom actually decorates for Christmas? I need to suck your cock RIGHT NOW.”

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>>10264716
Blow that load anon

>> No.10266230

>>10266214
I would fucking love it and the ignorant questions would just be funny and endearing. People that bitch about "omg stop fetishizing my race" are retards getting upset about nothing.

>> No.10266249

Here’s the pecking order of Asian women:
>Flips
>Khmer
>Burmese
>Indonesian Muslims
>Dark skinned Thai
>Lao
>Light skinned Chinese Flips
>Malay Muslims
>Singaporean Malay Muslims
>Light skinned Chinese Indonesian
>Bhutanese
>Mainland Chinese ethnic minority
>Mongolian
>Vietnamese
>Low class Mainland Chinese Han
>Light skinned Chinese Thai
>Light skinned Chinese Malay
>Taiwanese
>Rich mainland Chinese
>Chinese Singaporean
>Hong Kong Chinese
>Korean
>Japanese

>> No.10266260

>>10266249
I'm a Chinese in Singapore and I can tell you that Taiwanese girls beats Chinese Singaporeans

>> No.10266261

>>10265825
I agree but there are some very hot sea monkeys to be had, mostly in the major cities. Few and far between but way less materialistic than gook women

>> No.10266278

>>10266249
surprisingly accurate but HK and rich Chinese should be higher than Korean

>> No.10266284

>>10266220
I am 100% fine with it and spent 3 months in Asia doing just that. Fantastic. Call it reverse racism or whatever you like I couldn't give less of a fuck

>> No.10266298
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10266298

I've been to East Asia and SEA, and while I generally find them all attractive, I generally find SEAs more attractive. Of course there are the one offs, but as a whole, to me, SEAs are more attractive, and honestly, more fun to be with, both sexually and personality wise.

If your only experience with Asians is fapping to pictures on an anonymous anime board (which I suspect is the case for many here) you're likely going to prefer East Asians, and that's ok too.

>> No.10266303

>>10266260
This. Taiwanese goes in #3 or #4 slot

>> No.10266342

>>10266260
In terms of Looks yes but not in terms of status. Taiwanese are Han mixed with natives. Also Singapore is richer.
>>10266278
When it comes to looks without platic surgery, Koreans would be pretty low in that list. But they have an extremely high status in Asia because of Kpop.

>> No.10266402

>>10266249
This list is pretty accurate if the best starts on the bottom

>> No.10266470

>>10266298
Anon, DAM, that middle one, she is something special!

>> No.10266503

>>10263848
what did you do in terms of work or otherwise making money when you were over there?

>> No.10266677

>>10266249
This list is spot on. But the thing is there are waaaaay more ugly Japanese girls than Korean girls.

>> No.10266717

>>10262591
baby's first redpill: "racism" is just a pejorative word for the process of pattern recognition. you wouldn't be called a specist for correctly assuming a grizzly bear is a bigger threat to you than a puppy. you wouldn't be called a "televionist" for thinking your time is better spending reading books than watching TV. we make dozens of choices between A and B every day, and the goal is to pick the best choice. yes, preferring asians is "racist" - and the word "racist" doesn't have any meaningful connotation, save as a positive qualifier compared the idiots who think blindness is a virtue

>> No.10266762

>>10266402
This.

>> No.10266820

>>10266677
This list represents their social status not necessarily beauty. I made it so Flips-obsessed anons can see that they’re going after the Asian equivalent of Somalia.
Beauty is subjective. I have a thing for petite Viet girls, others might prefer thick JAV tier Jap brapers.
Koreans are ugly af without plastic surgery though. Look at North Korean women. Even their cheerleader squad at the olympics was 90% giant moon faced man jaws. Same genetics as their sisters in the south. Plastic surgery is far less prevalent in Japan. They don’t even fix their teeth most of the time ffs.

>> No.10267000

>>10266298
These aren’t SEAs they’re born in the west. Big difference.

>> No.10267029

>>10262591
that's the opposite of racism

>> No.10267235

asian women are peak feminity just like white men are peak masculinity
if not for my sons i would have married one
protip: every asian on earth is filthy in bed
nothing makes them happier
just dont ask and make sure she knows it wont get out

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>>10265201
>>10265251

>> No.10267349

>>10266249
mainland chinese is an overly broad designation. sichuan women are god-tier whereas guandong and most other coastal provincial women look like fish.

>> No.10267364

>>10265240
>>10265250

KEK

>> No.10267380

>>10262509
What you really want to know is how to short white women

>> No.10267432

>>10265240
retard + small dick cuck

>> No.10267455

>>10267349
agreed i have tried them and they are beautiful even to western standards. I ended up after trying them all including mongolians, laos and burmese with model tier khmer who apart from being drop dead beautiful was funny and emotionally fulfilling. She was delighted our daughter was fair skinned, smart and blonde which pleased me no end

>> No.10267597

>choosing your partner based on race, not individual attractiveness/personality

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>>10267380
long the % of mixed race people because white men are the biggest race mixers

>>10267597
but muh honorary aryans