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Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:11:50 2018 No.10261862 [Reply] [Original]

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute.
>thankyou ethereum.

Guys oh my God I finally did it and I think I'm going to do it again holy shit. She was amazing I think I'm in love oh my God. I was shaking when she took off her clothes and studdering when she asked me what I wanted. I told her I just want to touch a boob I had never touched it before oh my God im in love with this woman she is the one oh my God.

Biz let me tell you.I'm that guy who posted here a few weeks ago saying I was a Virgin and no driver's licence. Let me tell you what to so with your money. Go have sex right now I'm serious oh my God its amazing. I'm turning 29 in a week and I'm in love with this woman. Do I buy her a gift? I don't know I've never felt this way before holy shit

>>	Brigadier General Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Sat Jul 14 00:13:21 2018 No.10261874 File: 30 KB, 400x396, 1511976004058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 >falling in love with a hooker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:14:05 2018 No.10261876 >>10261862 ahhhh geez. don't get too attached to prostitutes OP. It is her job. Your first fuck will always have lingering effects that'll make you do mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:14:10 2018 No.10261877 >>10261862 LARP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:15:04 2018 No.10261884 Next time pick a different woman Trust

>>	Wew Lad Sat Jul 14 00:15:18 2018 No.10261886 File: 70 KB, 539x539, 91666F54-7679-4741-989D-0E0F0F27ECE5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 Praying this is bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:17:26 2018 No.10261905 Hope it's a pasta OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:19:14 2018 No.10261914 File: 87 KB, 640x633, 1424956379267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 >she asked me what I wanted. I told her I just want to touch a boob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:26:15 2018 No.10261955 This is definitely LARP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:28:38 2018 No.10261968 Really overdone bait, come the fuck on man step it up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:31:25 2018 No.10261985 File: 9 KB, 248x189, 1488790287515s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 >Do I buy her a gift?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:34:05 2018 No.10261996 >>10261862 oh jesus bud grats on the sex but get real man, your not in love with her. shes not interested in you and you paid her money to fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:35:41 2018 No.10262006 >>10261862 How many seconds did you last op

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:36:59 2018 No.10262017 File: 28 KB, 600x328, 555comeonnow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking incels

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:46:07 2018 No.10262059
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>>10261862
In the small probability that this is not a bait you should know that the more money you give to hookers the less they respect you. If you buy her a gift you basically give her a green light to milk you as much as possible. Imagine yourself in her place - this is something you have been doing for years, done thousand of times for free that it literally feels like a chore to you. Then some overexcited faggot who's so fucked up that he couldn't do it for 30 years comes in and reveres you as goddess. Would you not think that he is a complete idiot who deserves to be exploited?

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:49:55 2018 No.10262078
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>>10262059
What if OP really found a prostitute with a heart of gold, you know, like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?

He'd be a complete idiot not to buy her everything that she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:52:01 2018 No.10262089 >>10262078 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoIiJhnXLo OP post pics of hooker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:52:52 2018 No.10262097 >he fell in love with a woman that fucks for money OP's not gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 00:57:12 2018 No.10262116 File: 80 KB, 500x501, 1531355186314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:02:33 2018 No.10262489

We're proud of you OP, dont fall for a girl on the avenue though. They'll get you in with their rosebud smiles.

Next time go to a different hooker, dont go to the same girl until you've fucked at least 5-10 other girls. Less likely of getting attached if you've experienced other flavours.

These woman want to please you because you pay them to. They dont like you, remember it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:28:48 2018 No.10262632 I can't believe how many of you drooling faggots are replying to obvious bait. Fucking spergs, all of you

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:31:16 2018 No.10262649
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>>10261876
>Your first fuck will always have lingering effects that'll make you do mistakes.
True, but I rather keep making a mistake on her because she was definitely worth it.

Too bad she quit the industry after 3 months and I've never seen her again :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:36:50 2018 No.10262682 >>10261996 We all pay for the pussy we get somehow.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:40:19 2018 No.10262694

DO NOT BUY HER A GIFT.

if you buy her a gift she will think you are a crazy psycho (which you are), but that kind of crazy psycho that would one day kill her.

Whores do alot of nasty shit and they are completely used to fucking virgins, weirdos or hardcore alpha dads that ram them for hours with blood as lubrication.
But as soon as you get her a present or show her that you "love" or care for her, she will drop you.

So if you wanna continue seeing that whore dont do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:44:50 2018 No.10262710 >>10262078 (((programming)))

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:30:15 2018 No.10263298 File: 37 KB, 586x578, 1507428132684.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 >in love with a hooker go fuck a different hooker or get /fit/ and fuck an actual woman

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:50:55 2018 No.10263437 File: 100 KB, 540x394, lain_smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261874 >falling for a bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:56:27 2018 No.10263472 >>10261862 >She was amazing I think I'm in love oh my God. Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:21:39 2018 No.10263624 File: 133 KB, 600x424, cinnasweeties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 > Just shilled too hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:26:22 2018 No.10263653 >>10261862 i hope you not real you retarded sad fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 07:15:37 2018 No.10264189 >>10262682 yea getting aids really sucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 09:39:25 2018 No.10264943 File: 24 KB, 111x112, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 >I think I'm in love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 09:43:33 2018 No.10264970 miss universe and miss Colombia for $3 cant beat me https://www.elnuevoherald.com/noticias/mundo/america-latina/venezuela-es/article214862095.html and def cant beat the looks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 09:47:36 2018 No.10264998 File: 927 KB, 250x230, 1518293912448.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261914

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 09:50:15 2018 No.10265008 >>10261874 >being a tripfag Absolutely retched. You think you deserve more attention than Anonymous? Your words deserve special recognition? Do you miss the cred you get on reddit from your namefagging? Kill yourself. You are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 09:50:34 2018 No.10265011 >>10261862 this looks like a pasta, is this a pasta?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:05:58 2018 No.10265116 File: 70 KB, 616x462, DE28EA81-D24C-4FC7-8CC8-C86243906934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10265011

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:14:48 2018 No.10265174 Its pasta newfriends

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:34:11 2018 No.10265323 >>10261996 People book prostitutes for weekends and entire weeks don't they? They also usually have a discounted rate for an entire weekend compared to their hourly rate. Theoretically how much would it cost to get a hooker for life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:35:10 2018 No.10265329 File: 191 KB, 1600x1845, 0eom9dowvn811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10261862 lol 3D Just Monika.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:37:52 2018 No.10265345 >>10261862 >love >prostitute pick one anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 10:54:23 2018 No.10265468 >>10262682 that's beta cope unfortunately

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