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10261458 No.10261458 [Reply] [Original]

why aren't you depositing in sperm banks /biz/?

>get paid to deposit
>no financial liability for the kids
>get to have kids with no financial responsibility
>no roastie access to your crypto millions

>> No.10261473

>>10261458
>>no financial liability for the kids
they'll manage to spin it that way if they want

>> No.10261477
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10261477

>He didn't join the APOLLO airdrop yet
get in dude, 3000 for free by chatting with telegram bots. making it has never been so easy

>> No.10261486

>>10261477
woops forgot my ref link, hit me up laddies

t.me/apollobounty_bot?start=CgGuXSXv7CUPFQvc2MrBT2

apollo 1 dollar EOY

>> No.10261491

I cum directly into the trash can because my tulpa tells me that's where my genetics belong

>> No.10261506

I heard their health standards are kind of crazy, like no complications whatsoever for 2-3 generations before you. Is that true?

I'm 6'3, smart, university educated and white, and personally healthy. Wondering if I could still qualify if a great grandparent had diabetes or something.

>> No.10261552
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10261552

>>10261458
>white, make 6 figures so roasties will want my jazz
>I give them my autism genes and they get stuck with autism children like me
kind of an entertaining thought desu

>> No.10261726

>>10261491
Underrated post

>> No.10261729

>>10261506
>health standards are kind of crazy, like no complications whatsoever for 2-3 generations before you. Is that true?

Not in my country but maybe in yours? You'd have to look up information local to you

>>10261552
Need future 4chan posters my fren

>> No.10261739

>>10261506
This is unironically how a master race will be created. Completely voluntary through capitalism without anyone getting hurt. Genius.

>> No.10261747

There's no demand for ugly incel sperm.

>> No.10261758

>>10261739

Well the problem is that it is the female version of incels signing up for chad sperm so it cancels out lol

>> No.10261772

Im a 5'9" manlet with blue eyes and blond hair

lived in Ho Chi Minh for a year and sold my sperm on the black market.

4 couples bought my sperm ($200 each).

My last 2 months there i made a tinder profile and would ask every girl "want a white baby?"

Came inside 7 girls in 2 months.

Its really weird to think about how many kids i have in Vietnam that i will never know about. Kind of depresses me actually. I wish i never deleted that tinder profile

>> No.10261791

>>10261772

I, too, have a narcissistic streak that would enjoy that

However it isn't really feasible in the US. Too many laws that could come back and bite your ass child court wise.

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>>10261772
I need to go to Vietnam.

>> No.10261836

>>10261772
Why am I so disgusted yet intrigued at the same time?

>> No.10262061

>>10261458
We need more fatherless kids. KYS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H3MirHyX2w

>> No.10262717

>>10262061
at least they're all white