/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10261233
Follow me @BroRenko

>>10261233
First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

>>10261239
No, you follow me, @RKG, me far better at drawing bepises on charts, silly homo

>>10258911
Reverse splits aren't what shits on the shares' value -- it's dilution.
The reverse splits are just to bring the price back up to something more tradable than literally pennies with a spread like .03-.05 after dumping the hell out of it with dilution.

>>10258928
lol no
That's very unsustainable. You can't keep kicking Warren Buffett's ass like that; it means that you're gambling

>>10259204
>geez you seeing alot of stuff
Yup, it's teh_profit

>>10259817
>reading through /smg/ i am certain there are alot of newfags that came in from crypto.. there are some serious retardation going on in here.
You're late to pick up on that lol
They're used to trading shit without fundamentals; thus, pure market chasers.

5th for golden egg hens

Is buying PZZA right now a good idea? I was thinking about buying low but was unsure if it’ll climb back up

>>10261307

I'm a newfag so don't take my words for wisdom, but I don't believe a teensy bit in it.
I have your same doubts about FRA: CPK

>almost back to my entry price

>>10261355

>thank you for your commission, goyim!

>>10261307
Kek
I can't believe it fucking pumped when the CEO left.
The guy was a moron, but a CEO leaving should never make a stock fucking pump. Who's going to lead that shit now?

Is there any good place to check the upcoming IPOs for the month? All the worldwide markets, not 'murica only

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

congrats to the winners (the golden bulls)
Better luck next time to the losers

Bought some ATM UVXY calls 2 weeks out at close today. Don't fail me, Trump-sama.

>>10261291
Reverse splits shit on value because it's a signal that the company's stock is too low; e.g. it's in danger of delisting, can't get analyst attention, etc. Rs is not neutral

>>10261233
I feel determined. I never felt this way, but I feel I'll be hanging out with /smg/ for quite awhile. Just looking at the stock market and learning about it makes me want to do it and become a trader and invest my money. I never felt so motivated in my life, has anyone felt this feeling?

>>10261655
Failure is not an option

>>10261655

>>10261361
I watched my $160 gains from yesterday pretty much just evaporate today. So lame, but it's what is. Still up $20 though, so...a-awesome!

>>10261426
Do people even make money on IPOs? I thought most of them dump


>crypto fag so I'm new to stocks

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-13/what-can-qe-tell-us-about-qt

Also the ultimate evidence of a market’s end is when random normie cucks all open up their trading accounts for the first time and invest after a 10 year bull market has been running
>look mom! My first $100 gain! I’m a genius investor! I’ll do this forev-

>>10262005
Take zerohedge doomporn with a grain of salt. Just because the market is overvalued, doesn't mean it won't go higher for two more years. There's literally no where else to put your money except the US market. The rest of the world is shit.

>>10261984
if you want to get into IPOs look at why they are having an IPO sometimes the corp is loaded with debt sometimes the corp wants to grow.. theres always a reason for IPO.. find it..

Then once you do find it, IPOs usually have about 6 months of trend up or down, some do well out of the gate and some flop. Whatever trend it is on it usually takes about 6 months

>>10262020

The rising dollar is killing the EMs and China too who have loaded up on cheap debt which is getting more expensive now. They are the smaller bubbles which have burst and it is reverberating back into America as foreign cash flow dries up as those assets burn. Institutional investors have fled (SMART money index is back at 2008 levels) and corporate buybacks won’t keep up much longer since they’re all financed on debt too. The Fed is pulling the plug, Powell himself has admitted this a while back; this is the result if QT and rate hikes occur together

>>10261249
im starting to think rkgs true value is possessing a high level autism w indicators

>>10262060
>Institutional investors have fled (SMART money index is back at 2008 levels)
b-but muh golden bull
>corporate buybacks won’t keep up much longer since they’re all financed on debt too
even worse, now that debt that they use to finance more debt is about to collapse again into nothingness

the credit risk in this market is fucking palpable.
i keep kvetching about hi yields diverging from the indexes, but i mean really. look at it. they usually move similar to one another. since about december '17, january '18, junk bonds have been in a bear market, and stocks have ignored all of it. if its not smart money pumping the indexes, then its retail and pensioners and low hanging fruit hedgies. and if THATS whats happening, then its literally all ogre. someone had to hold the bags. and it explains all the shut up and buy it nyyaaaaa prop we see everyday

im just glad i dont own any fucking large bank stocks.

>>10262161
> hi yields diverging from the indexes
can you explain this? i'm intrigued. the last time SMI dipped like this was 3 months before the collapse.
SMI dip was reported in may so we're talking about 2 weeks before a collapse

>>10262060
>>10262161
What's the thesis here? What do you feel is overvalued? Most S&P 500 companies have been flat since 2017. It's literally just tech thats pumping it.

If you see there being a credit crunch because of increased fed tightening, I could see that. Are blue chip reasonable P/E companies going to be the ones hit by that? No, it's going to be debt burdened stocks that bet big on growth. All those stocks are also expensive as all fuck because they don't split anymore. That could explain the lower SMI and lower volume.

Ok, some of you are cool so I`ll let you in on a secret. I`d rather you guys get the money than these dicks. AMDA. Take a small position. put it under your bed and don't look at it until we're rich.

Here's the deal with them. The CEO jerks his dick in his office when he bothers to show up quarterly. Their stock is at .50 but was once trading at $1,500. Warren Buffet says the market is a way to transfer from patient to impatient. So they took that $1500 and invested into FDA approvals and factory equipment. It's a planned buyout so they want to run everybody away from the stock. Don't have to buy out shareholders if you already own stock. They`ve been doing this for years and AMDA can't get funding from the market, so they`re having to take money from the guys that are fucking them for % of the co. those % also come with stock conversions. In the fine print is says .48 cents is the bottom price they`re allowed to convert these stocks. So no problem, since they're running the short attack. They`ll just make it go to .48. I`ve noticed if too many people notice stuff like this they`ll let it go a little above and not fully to .48 to leave those guys behind or make them chase a little so I`ve already taken my position here and forfeited the few cents mark up.

Ok, so last time a Co. like this got bought out it went to a hedge fund and got plumped before getting sold off and merged with a leading implant CO. the price of sale was 30 billion. That was biomet. Now maybe biomet had a bigger market in sales, but they didn't have any ground breaking tech that would be superior to a competitor. AMDA, according to 3rd party clinical studies has that. Any bio stocks usually are waiting for FDA approvals and clinical studies to rocket ship, but for some reason AMDA tanks and the CEO jerks his dick.

Those post-market blues.

Daily reminder that these threads have been
ruined by dumb weabs and larping tripfags who don't know how to trade.

>>10262266
I`m thinking this is all an inside job and they dont care about their stock and just want to write in the buyout "You owe me 100 MILLION" and take wall streets money to develop tech. and run clinical studies, then buy back the stock at chump change and pay the CEO a bonus for developing it.

Now current market cap. is 3.5 mill. Anybody who bought this co. could make this back in 4 years of their spinal implant sales and own the equipment and all their patents. Warren Buffet says look at the market cap and if you would pay more for the Co. buy it. J&J not being in talks for a buy out is a huge indicator that this is all an inside job.

The company looks like a giant trash fire. Throwing $ at a trash fire seems like a bad idea. But two philosophies say different. 1. gaming theory. When the market does one thing do the opposite. 2. Warren Buffet says buy when there's blood on the floor. I wouldn't put any money here I where not fully willing to lose and I`m not. I also wouldn't take a position I wasnt willing to hold into retirement or watch at least half either. Nobody can predict the future and these guys seem pretty cunning, so they might have a trick to drop even the die hard holders like delistment or something. But I fully believe this will get bought out and bloated before converting to a industry player or directly to industry player conversion and could pull a hefty profit for those that ride along with the guys up top pulling these strings.

>>10262216
its something ive been watching for a while since someone pointed it out as a sign of credit risk.
more recently ive been using it to predict large down moves and VIX spikes.

but i assume you understand how corporate debt works, so i wont bore you too much, but theyre interest only generally. no principal paid, and then they just roll it into more debt/isue more bonds etc...

so none of that shit ever exists anyways (just more keynesian kick the can faggotry), but since the bonds market got neutered, theyre the last stand for a lot of fixed income guys (but still no one trades them cuz they know theyre garbage. and who wants all that credit/interest risk in their port for a measly 5-6%?). so where did all the big guys go? well they left the bonds market to just pump equities. the FED essentially bribed them w QE and the corps kept it rolling w endless buybacks (really the same exact fucking thing mechanically). well they were just fine and dandy with trillions of dollars of large money in the equities market during the easiest market in history. except these are fixed income guys. the only reason they made money in the market in the past is cuz yields. so feb came and trapped a lot of them in fuck huge positions in shit "tech" companies like FB NFLX etc FAANG shit stocks. gloriously overvalued, but muh buybacks and lemmings buy it, so it goes up. and low cost of borrowing means anyone can take out as much as possible infinitum.

now we QT nao, so margins are tightening, obvious credit risks like TSLA, NFLX etc start coming to the surface. meanwhile big money is like you said, been in sell the rally mode since feb.

i kinda got off topic but pic related is what im watching (yellow vert lines are points of divergence. white bars are VIX spikes. its literally every time, go look for yourself). me and rkg are (no joke) collaborating on an indicator to be able to watch the direction and strength of different underlyings where scaling is an issue

>>10262238
>What do you feel is overvalued?
a majority of the equities market
they got pumped because big boy bondtraders knew theyd never see yields ever again, and left for greener pastures. 30% a year is GR8 and kicks the shit out of bonds, but unlike bonds, this rate isnt fixed. now theyre all running for the hills, but thankfully weve had more money pouring in thanks to things like RH and the "accessibility" of wall st these days

>It's literally just tech thats pumping it.
divergence between major indexes is another thing i watch like a hawk. you are correct. i think were actually more out of whack than it was in dotcom. most of the market is a zombie because ALL the money goes to the few tech memes and FAANG stocks that actually go up. its even worse post feb.

>If you see there being a credit crunch because of increased fed tightening
i do see a credit crunch. but im actually of the camp that thinks that powell can see all of this, sees us in a precarious position where things, economically speaking, are stable enough to try and deleverage and unretard the market from its unreasonable levels.
>Are blue chip reasonable P/E companies going to be the ones hit by that
i mean if it gets bad, everything is going down. but lets say they manage to let off some steam. youd think wed see smart money moving to those things. but we dont. theyre just leaving. thats it.
i think the reason these seemingly safe stocks w low P/Es are avoided is because the low P/E doesnt indicate theyre cheaply valued, but that they have little opportunity for growth (and like i said will be dragged down by market). as to them being affected by a credit crunch, it depends. overweight highly leveraged industrials w tons of debt, fuck yea. consumers w low debt and tons of cash flow, prolly not so much. but idk, and dont take my word for it. im no professional, just an autist who likes charts and numbers and shit

>>10261738
>>10261765

Set up my first TD Ameritrade account, now to learn the game of stock market. Are Dividends really good with passive income? Any links for beginners?

Just how knowledgeable are the /sig/ regulars?

https://tools.finra.org/knowledge_quiz/

>>10262422
*/smg/

i hope amz and googl fb falls to 100 usd per share
the shareholders are bunch of assholes.

>>10262422
i dont know shit about mutual funds so i missed that one. totally fell for that one trick question about the insurance against losses. i also never even considered college and most of my friends are fucking dropouts who do trades and shit, so ive never even heard of a 529 desu

but i guess im not a total fucking chump for having literally no educational background in anything even remotely related to finance. i do read a lot about it on my own time tho

>>10262442
i do too desu senpai
once the investor trust/sentiment is broken on one of these major FAANG stocks, were gonna see it chain reaction to the rest of them, which will likely drag down the entire market

whats your experience w the actual shareholders?

Kek on at the Robinhood chat on Crypto. It’s all about why HMNY is or isn’t a good buy. It’s a goldmine.

>>10262422
I got 80% 12 out of 15 correct, i don't fuck with mutual funds or bonds

>>10262420
>are dividends good for passive income
not at first, you have to reinvest them for 10-20 years and they will eventually pay your bills

>>10262480
their celebrity mentality makes me sick
"look i bought at 30 usd now i am fucking rich respect me wagecuck"
i hope Fed raise 10yr bond to 8% to wipe out these arrogant "entrepreneur assholes"

>>10262497
What chat is that?

>>10262422
93%
got the class A, B, C mutual fund thing wrong

>>10262497
really curious why people think its a good buy

New thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqP3GHD3QJQ

Are Tesla puts a good idea? Kinda want to short that and all the tech stocks really..

>>10262551
no
Telsa is a meme company but never bet against delusion. Same for tech stocks. The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

>>10262497
gib screencaps ma dude
i dont got RH

but do those niggers actually think buying in before a 1:250 r/s is a good idea?
its not even a high risk/reward. its all risk. like, they could easily go find an OTC meme thats a fraction of the price, that ISNT headed for a r/s and play that instead and likely get many multiples over their invstment if they pick a good one and are patient.

>>10262507
>celebrity mentality
>"look i bought at 30 usd now i am fucking rich respect me wagecuck
easy money has a way of doing that
see: the entirety of american consumer culture

modesty is something learned through struggling to get what you got. haughtiness, self importance and narcissism are what happens when it all just gets handed to you

>i hope Fed raise 10yr bond to 8% to wipe out these arrogant "entrepreneur assholes"
sadly i dont think the global economy could ever stand the US central banks raising rates anywhere NEAR that high ever again. but to be sure, im fairly certain that powells whole thing is to deleverage our markets to get us back to a baseline where we can build it back up (and not this phony fake money QE bribery that got us to where we are now. its all phony as hell). the first to fall will be these massively overleveraged "tech" companies w P/Es of over 9000, so you may get your wish sooner than later

>>10262551
its hard to say
elon has been the one writing a majority of those puts, and he does seem willing to go the extra mile for his shareholders (the rest of his incompetence aside). its a high risk/reward play

personally if i was to short one of these kinds of memes, id probably go w NFLX. maybe FB. but im gonna watch how all these ERs pan out before deciding to gamble on equities (something i swore off last ER season)

>>10262540
>really curious why people think its a good buy
same reason anyone ever buys shit thats retarded like HMNY.
they think its gonna go up

>>10262542
welp thats enough internet for the day

>>10262581
>short netflix fb
smallllllllll

>>10262581
is elon really writing puts? isnt that sort of insider trading?

If you want to profit from the popularity of esports in Asian buy $BILI. Asians even get mad pussy for being good at esports.

who else will be /buying the dip/ after earnings
(assuming it doesnt moon to 450 99% probability)

>>10262611
lol yea the legal reported kind
its literally his job. hes da CEO
when all small speccs get liquidated from buying his puts, he takes the gains and does buybacks

>>10262609
weve been over this nikkei, im not gonna jump the gun. i can be very patient when it comes to choosing shorts. something i learned the hard way.

i dont doubt we see some of these FAANG stocks shit the bed by EoY desu
netflix and facebook in particular due to the repeal of net neutrality. ive been waiting since that happened in april for this quarters ERs to see if it shows up. i have a feeling that they will either have to bounce the cost to their consumer (which would be catastrophic for NFLX due to new, possible competitors like DIS) or take the hit. they arent in a position to keep rolling out more debt, so its going to be interesting for sure.

>>10262533
Usually Bitcoin or Litecoin. I’ve seen it on Bitcoin Cash too.
>>10262581
Most of them aren’t even aware of their business model kek or don’t even know the possibility of a reverse split being very real. (They don’t really know what that is too sometimes)

It’s a goldmine like I said, someone said that they lost 200 bucks off HMNY today.

>>10262540
Sadly brainlet is not a meme

>>10262654
This is thew new technological era
prepare for a shocking reality check as Netflix hits 700 EOY

WHICH ONE OF you faggots is Jon Y.
This can’t be serious.

Sometimes I feel pretty bad for these people. I hope he does make it.

>>10262661
i normally dont like hearing people lose all of their money. but HMNY was a reddit stock and most of reddit deserves to be outright gassed. its amazing that people will invest in pennystocks and not understand basic shit like r/s and a companies fundamentals. one glance at HMNYs financials and its clear they have less cash on hand than most welfare recipients at the end of the month.

i guess someones gotta hold the bags. i still stand by RH being a wall st scam that was concocted to bring in a whole new wave of low hanging fruit to hold the bags for this next crash

>>10262674
if that happens and it goes to 700 im absolutely FOMOing into a multi year OTM put

>>10262707
to put it simply
Apple will breech 1 trillion market cap and 999 billion will become the new psychological support. when the time passes in 4-5 months from now, 1.1, 1.2 trillion and no overhead resistance in sight will become the norm. This ties in with the rest of faang because money will be diversified into all of these. Faang has no choice but to fill the shoes of the futur

>>10262681
>buy it now its a $10+ security
gotta be a bagholder trying to get out
or maybe hes just retarded. either way, i can almost taste the total loss from here

>>10262540
"i really want free movies to be a thing, such a great business idea!"
"it's really cheap I'll be a millionaire if it goes to a 50 dollars like normal stocks"

>>10262321
>>10262266
looks like they underwent a couple reverse splits in the past. they were never actually trading at $1500 per share. What makes you think they won't just do another reverse split to stay above $0.48 per share?

>>10262726
lol
judging from historical data youre probably right

but i say that the FAANG gravy train is on borrowed time. all that needs to happen is a fallout in investor trust. even in just one of them. this will cause a chain reaction

>>10262707
Your analysis of Robunhood being low hanging fruit is accurate. It gives access to psychological plebs.

>>10262726
Also veryyy good point about the new psychological support of trillion. That may be the precursor to a major correction/crash

>>10262738
i've seen anons like this, even with the same pepe image, right before a company declared bankruptcy shilling stock.
must be insider trying to dump backs.

NSPR & EVEP for examples. NSPR split after anon shilled, then EVEP went bankrupt
wish i could say i was smart enough to not buy but i learned my lesson

BTC chat is full of normies.. i can feel it

>>10262747
>It gives access to psychological plebs.
its not even like everyone who uses it is retarded. like its actually pretty useful for buy and hold memes where you just avg in a little from your wagie check to put in there (i just dont think this part of the market cycle is when one should be doing this desu).

its definitely a trap. a great example (which i sadly lost the pic of) is RH crypto. they launched that shit on a day where crypto had just crashed HARD, and was showing a sign of forming an uptrend (dead cat bounce in hindsight). the day 1 traders that got access had literally one measly rally where they wouldve been able to cash out on top, and that was it. all downside after that. this is also at a time (late feb if i remember right) where the whole market was crashing.

help

>>10262827
Here, drink some of this

>>10262747
heres a hastily put together picture of it
dont have the exact date on hand, but the red line is somewhere around where it happened

>>10262846
no

>>10262744
Golden Goose egg
Compare the Faang marketcaps
Think about what will happen when that money gets allocated

>>10262848
Futures is the worst thing to happen to crypto jfc

>>10262783
Kek very sad

>>10262850
You can rest easy this weekend, the golden bull is here

>>10262874
okay ty. I have calls on JPM and MSFT please make them go up, also do NOT make SNAP go up. ty

>>10262857
lol
its funny too if you go back and look at the articles right when futures came out, no one was trading them (because obvious end of market cycle). then they all hopped short and it became much more popular. fucking surprising innit?

>>10262856
>Think about what will happen when that money gets allocated
how do you mean?

>>10262858
>the markets are virtually the same
wew
cryptards are fucking delusional
my buddy trades crypto. hes obviously down about 70% but, hes up in sats from where he was. he always says the same thing
>its all charts
>i can read crypto charts (not well enough to see its a bear market tho lol)
>the stock market is the same thing, no different
i was trying to convince him to come to the stock side, but after he told m that i told him to stay put lol

>>10262884
how long expiry?

Last one. Will this guy be another reluctant kneepad girl?

>>10262902
BABY NUMBERS

>>10262884
heres the thing
You went against Buffets wishes and used leverage
When BAC and GS roll next week, they could begin the real fakeout breakout
But, wishful thinking is good

>>10262902
>how mean
I mean the funds that divy up into all the faang stocks

>>10262913
But I have BAC too!

>>10262921
buffet wouldnt have /700 million shares/ if it didnt perfectly fall into his plan for the upcoming years

We're going to make it with BAC
Just buy more!!!

New golden bull video 19 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_z71KmdLc8

>>10262964
i have a single melon too!! i am going to make it!!!!

>>10262970
based
unironically going all in

>>10262970
>ADX CCI, PPO
spends 10 minutes on 100% worthless lagging oscillator indicators
might as well be using horoscopes

Any Straya cunts here?
Looking to get started into the ASX with about 1-1.5k AUD, dont feel comfortable with anything larger at the moment.

Whats some good shit to be looking for?

>>10262909
those are pretty far OTM desu senpai
if i was you, and provided they dont get nuked from some sort of crash id rollout to closer strikes

like, when i trade options, i like to put my strikes RIGHT in the middle of all the price action. this way theres less of a chance for it to expire worthless. most of your contracts have strikes that are outside the extremes of usual price action (a good way to choose options strikes imo is to use point and figure graphs. this eliminates time axis, and allows you to focus on price action).

you did ok choosing options w a little time on them, but many of those moves are 2+ standard deviations away. in general, unless youre confident in a moonshot or breakdown, you should keep strikes inside of regular price action, and inside of 1 standard deviation away.

the bright side is, with options, the returns can be so great that you only have to be right once in a while, you just need to be really right and hold for the massive gains

but look at pic related.
your break even at expiry is 120.27
JPM hasnt come close to that in months and according to the probability graph, you have around 5% chance of that even happening. those are not good odds.

if we look at the point and figure chart, and the volume at price indicator, we can see where the stock is heavily traded. if i was very bullish on them, and expecting a large move, id place my strike somewhere around 109 or 110, as i see its heavily traded around there, and its within the historical range of the stocks

if your broker doesnt have these (the standard deviation graph thingies), look around online for one. they are invaluable. i only take positions within +/-1 sigma as a rule. anything outside of that is just gambling

>>10263059
i mean ciovacco is a macro guy, what do you expect? he doesnt concern himself w short term noise. lagging indicators are perfectly suitable for his purposes imo senpai, in fact, theyre probably preferable

so where does someone with $1k to invest begin

>>10263114
depends on your goals and time horizon

>>10263114
all in deep OTM weekly VIX calls

>>10263093
Thank you very much for telling me all of this. Is there a name for standard deviation graphs? I have no intention of exercising these options, just selling them on a strong green day. I'm trying to make a few bucks here and there while I am learning along the way. But this information you've given me really helps man thanks!

>>10263059
these arent your parents candlesticks

>>10263113
has nothing to do with short term vs long term.
those indicators have almost no correlation with predicting future movement.

>>10263158
then how cum they worked for the past 200 years

>>10263123
i guess im looking for something long term but not expecting to make bank off of, I'm sure 1k isn't enough for that sort of thing unless im avidly daytrading

>>10263164
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

>>10263168
thanks boss

>>10263129
no prob bud
>I have no intention of exercising these options
no one does, really. maybe hedgies sometimes do it.
>just selling them on a strong green day
this is where going too deep OTM will fuck you raw. deep OTM contracts have a TON of theta. theta will eat at your gains even if it moves up relatively quickly. also (referring to the JPM ones again), your deltas are VERY low (another side-effect of going too far OTM). delta is the amount the option premium will gain from a 1 dollar move in the underlying. it gets larger as you approach your strike, but since your strike is so far away, that may or may not happen (notice the orange and blue lines on the probability graph).

imo, for OTM plays, you should look for contracts that have deltas of around 30-40. anything beyond that, and youre fighting against theta (which gets worse each passing day). since your deltas are not big enough to offset this, its very likely they will expire worthless (95% likely in fact)

heres a pic of what i would consider to be a more reasonable play (the 110 strikes, though i normally go ITM, as you get what you pay for w options desu). notice the delta is 35 and theta is (proportional %wise to the premium) much lower.

>>10263158
>those indicators have almost no correlation with predicting future movement.
i tend to agree, as by themselves, they merely analyze the current trend strength.

the point of his whole channel though is using analysis of current trends and comparing them w seemingly similar (on the surface) historical trends. he does very good videos imo, even if hes a dirty permabull. he never recommends using this as buy/sell signals on their own. just shows how two charts that look similar on the surface can have very different outcomes.

New to the board, I'm sure this gets answeered alot, but are passive mutual funds worth looking into? Any reccomendations or are they trash

>>10263249
Depends on how much money you can handle losing. How long do you want to hold. How much money you can start investing right now etc. Besides ETFs are better.

>>10263249
ETFs generally have lower fees
>>10263168
check out dis

>>10263224
Thank you kind anon. I'll read up more tomorrow. goodnight /smg/

Good morning /smg/
Have a nice weekend

>>10264012

Why, thank you

>>10262907
WOAH
me have never asked for donation and never will! am belief of trading ability

have pasted own address over peoples addresses tho and tried 2 get circulated kek

>>10264120
go to bed

>>10264406
no u

>>10264936

ok. good night

Are braces a good investment as an adult? My teeth are yellow and ugly because of bad childhood

>>10265043
teeth are fucking useless except for chewing
just smile less
and if they get too gross and fall out, just buy new ones

>>10265043
alternatively move to the UK
chances are youll have the nicest teeth on that whole miserable island

ITS EARNINGS SEASON

>>10262681
>>10262858
>>10262907
Holy Kek amazing

>>10266138
comf do you know anything about basic coding?
i got something im working on at the bunker, and im kinda at the point where i dont have the skillset required to finish this up. im just trying to make it more easy on the eyes and fix the colors

>>10266166
Sadly I do not :( you could probably get someone on fiverr to edit it for like 10 bucks

>>10266189
ill just wait and see if scoops is interested in looking at it.
i know hes been trying to use ML
i feel something like this that doesnt get tripped up on price action will be far more effective

i also dont want to spread it too far outside of /smg/ as everyone else on this planet is a fucking nigger and shouldnt have this knowledge

have you ever bought a lottery ticket lads? I saw the mega millions was pretty high yesterday, and I bought my first lottery ticket. $2. I felt a light sense of enjoyment looking at my ticket, thinking about the extreme odds against me and how it'd feel to win. Then when the numbers came out, I realized I hadn't hit any of them. I've never gambled either, but it occurred to me that the lottery is very unsatisfying compared to the thought of gambling. At least with cards and other games you can consider the odds, make decisions based on closing the odds. After that you still get the rush of actually committing to a play and wondering if luck will be in your favor. With the lottery it is just that colossal mountain of numbers against you. All the possible entertainment I could have gotten from it went away with that one losing ticket, but now I think I might try going to a casino one day and playing cards or something.

>>10266252
fuck lottery tickets
i play long options
similar returns, but the odds are way better
>With the lottery it is just that colossal mountain of numbers against you
true
i dont know if its like this everywhere, but the NYS lotto was literally started by the mob. makes sense that theyd make it gloriously unfair

also, if youve never played cards at a competitive level, id stay away from the casino tables. the folks you generally find at the tables in some of those places are brutal (ime). they will take all your money and not even offer to buy you a drink

>>10266252
>>10266371
Instead of the lotto you should play political """futures""" on predict it.
You bet on political events kek

>>10266420
thats too easy
literally everything in the news is fake and gay, so you just bet against everything that is "happening"

>>10265155
>>10265163
Lol was thinking about moving to Japan or somewhere like that for this.

>>10266489
yeah, i mean on one hand, its clear burgers have the best standard of hygeine when it comes to our mouths, but i see dentists and the dental industry as a giant racketeering scam desu

such an incredible amount of money it takes to pay some asshole to brush and floss your teeth for you. obviously corrective shit like braces, root canals etc arent something to do by yourself, but i have a feeling the bi-annual scheduled cleaning meme was started by dentists so that they actually had work consistantly.

but yea, you move to almost any other country and youll likely have some of the best lookin chompers around

>>10266446
I need insider campaign information from the midwest!

>>10266543
serously just bet opposition on all of those long odds ones. you win one (and provided the odds work the way i think) then your wins should offset the losses.

people are retarded when it comes to politics, so if those odds are created via public sentiment, id short all of them

>>10265986
Urge to gamble: rising.

>>10266627
Good kot post, qt kitty

I'm going to buy a few shares of RIOT, BTC break out SOON

>>10266627
>gamble
reminder that this is exactly what ER plays are
bet omnidirectionally or not at all imo
>pic related

>>10266802
>BTC break out SOON
*BTC deadcat bounce SOON
ftfy

>normie friends keep telling me to sell all my equity because drompf $500 trillion tarrifs will create another recession

>>10266957
Based young Sam, what happened

>>10265986
Dont let me down BAC
Im putting all my faith in you!

>>10266879
>putting a line through that graph
jesus it hurts, make it stop

this has got to have an R2 of less than 0.05

>>10267015
My faith is long UVXY corp and short SPY and company

>>10267032
try this on for size

>>10266957
no, the decade of pure unadulterated bribery and free money for any asshole that asked is what will lead us into a recession this time.

i unionically think that ditching our parasitic economic relationship w china will be what leads us out of it, or helps us to avoid it entirely

>>10266995
they decided they could no longer afford him getting away w it anymore, and blacklisted him from all entertainment forever

>>10267032
lol yea i thought that was pretty funny
i didnt make the chart tho

ive seen more comprehensive, multiple quarters overlayed charts before, and it literally just looks like someone unloaded an entire box of buckshot into a stop sign

>>10267094
its definitely closer

>>10267094
I bet this would have a higher R2 though, kek.

Also fuck 4chan for turning my "squared" key into a plain 2.

>>10267080
Redbull is better than monster

Marijuana has became medical in a lot of states and is about to become recreational in my state of Massachusetts.

I'm thinking it's a good idea to invest. Does anyone know the best marijuana stock with the most potential for growth?

>>10267094
pic related

>>10267150
Drinking a Monster energy Zero Ultra™ right now, you fcking pleb

>>10266879
Warren Buffet was right when he said
>"people who focus on quarterly earning are gambling degenerate who should lose all their money!"

>>10267214
>pic related

>>10267198
Pot as painkiller becoming very medically accepted, Am wondering if should try out but dont want become retarded stoner

Mall squeeze any day now

>>10267214
Junkie
Drink a CocaCola, maybe it will save your life

>>10267303
I heard CBD is non-psychoactive

>>10267150
This. Its the drink of bulls to boot.

>>10267303
my grandma just got cbd as a painkiller recently
better for nausea rather than pain...

Is drinking beer after an 8 hour shift and reading economic books a good way to handle life?
Will I one day be rich? I work in a shitty factory for twelve hours and 60 to 70 hours a week. I just want to be a farmer or something with fitness and health.

>>10267405
I also downloaded the biz mega a year ago and only read a handful of books from it. Maybe I'll make it a good to read it all and force myself too.

>>10267198
i wouldnt touch any of those rn desu

most of those canadian companies are speculated way beyond their true value (at least for now, where they havent even had time to capitalize on the recent lagalization). i expect the dudeweed market to collapse down at some point between now and fall

>>10267303
>Am wondering if should try out but dont want become retarded stoner
beats being hopelessly addicted to painkillers desu. thats happened to my friend before. dude was in a similar situation as you, w serious illness. docs gave him whatever he wanted. he spent like a decade trying to get off it. shits nasty

no way pots worse than that stuff. also, the fact that its a plant (and not an exact medically precise dosage of the same chemical every day) makes it so that tolerance is less of an issue. its worth a shot imo senpai. ive smoked pot pretty much constantly since i was a 14yo and it didnt do anything too bad to me desu

>>10267316
i mean i see the short float, but what on earth makes you think that there will be any good news for JCP that would set it off? its such a shit, dying retail biz. maybe even worse than BGFV

>>10267405
reading and taking the time to educate yourself is never gonna make things worse imo senpai

farm work is hard as shit tho m8
my buddy owns a farm and works around 80-100 hrs a week when things pick up

>I also downloaded the biz mega a year ago and only read a handful of books from it. Maybe I'll make it a good to read it all and force myself too.
i find a lot of that stuff is pretty dry (at least the technical books). i tend to just skim through things like that and look for things that are applicable to me, then write down condensed versions of it in my notebook

>>10267372
indicas are better for pain imo
and all of them much better for pain management if you cook it into something. gives you a more gradual rate of absorption, and it lasts longer. the "body high" (or painkilling effects in this instance) is much better

>>10267471
>what makes think be news for JCP
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Its a long shot but, this is the gamble we take in life

>>10267523
kek
its a very long shot
get on the DRUS cruise if youre looking for a moonshot short squeeze desu senpai. average in anything under 1 penny. shouldnt be long now

the other one im watching is OWVI.
>pic related

>>10267523
oops wrong pic

>>10267552
No I hate drones and wont participate in that

>>10267602
i hate drones too but idgaf if i can get 600% ANOTHER time desu

>>10267198
>wants to invest in pot
>doesn't know that recreational possession was legalized in ma on 1/1
the absolute state of dude weed lmao
>>10267303
It will make it hard to do math and autism
>>10267405
>he comes to 4chinz for life advice

>>10267552
>>10267580
>>10267615
Where do you get these charts?

>>10267639
https://otcshortreport.com
its only OTC memes tho

>>10267631
I know when recreational was legalized. I'm talking about when recreational can be sold in stores that will drive the market dummy.

>>10267405
You will die early

>>10267700
still, it will be a while before many of these companies can capitalize on it. not to mention how bogged down in debt most of them are due to spending voraciously prior to legalization so that they CAN capitalize immediately

>>10267655
Thanks though!
I found that Barons has some useful data
http://www.barrons.com/mdc/public/page/2_3062-nyseshort-highlites.html

>>10267796
yea
watching short float/volume is pretty key to looking for moonshots imo

better value:
>auto contributions into 401k because wagecuck

OR

>take that money and invest into low cost index funds

New potential meme to replicate CARV: CHKE
Tony hawk brands with other gay shit. Will be reporting further in the future

is /wsb/ good or nah?

>>10268094
Kys, faggot

>>10267967
if dubs I buy

>>10268122
here we go

>>10267914
401k up to as much as you are allowed/matched for then invest extra cash in other shit. Unless your company a shit, max out 401k always. You win on tax, especially if its a roth 401k,

>>10261233
What's the Robinhood equivalent for Canadians, and is Robinhood planning to be made available for Canadians?

Such a shame. Looks leagues better than everything else.

>>10268280
>What's the Robinhood equivalent for Canadians, and is Robinhood planning to be made available for Canadians?
They've been planning to release it to Australia for a very long time now, so don't get your hopes up.
For Canadians, check out interactive brokers, TD-ameritrade, or degiro... I'm a burger poster, so idk
>Such a shame. Looks leagues better than everything else.
It is much, much better for noobs that are just starting, IB seems a tad more popular for people with experience though since I think it's able to do way more shit than Robinhood can

>>10268393
I'm definitely a noob. What would you say is the best for people who are retarded when it comes to the whole interface and workflow of the program? The most user-friendly one for Canadians, in other words.

My investing knowledge is decent (I make 10% per year without really trying hard) but I want to apply it to stocks now. The overwhelming amount of things I see on typical trading screens is something I want to get past, though.

Thanks, by the way.

>>10268393
scoops
check the bunker
i got a thing that might interest you

might be helpful for your ML
it needs tweaking and a lot of backtesting still, but so far so good. allows you to make decisions w out looking at price action. not too sure on how all that ML works, but it seems itd be easier for what youre trying to do

>>10268486
A lot of people think of the broker as a place they input trades and gather information elsewhere. You can use trading view for charts, SEC filings for fundamentals, etc and only go to your broker to input buy and sell orders.

>>10267372
Hope your grandma is doing better :(

>>10267471

>>10268540
I think that's a lot of signals, dude
Not necessarily a bad thing because my ML would take a fuck ton too, but the ML would be deciphering them and determining whether they're meaningful instead of me, as a human.

I think what you're doing with HYG is very interesting because WSJ's The Daily Shot displays graphs of it too, but I haven't taken a ton of time to interpret it and figure out exactly wtf is going on there.

I'll need to chew on that for a while

>>10268860
yea think about it for a bit

the corporate bond thing is the main thing ive been placing trades off of. i just put the other indexes up too as i saw that when they trend together hard, its usually a strong trend

the VIX and TLT are up there mostly just as a warning sign. TLT up against stocks being up implies fear. and VIX crossing simply means literal fear.

the two most important parts are the russell line (which leads hard in both directions), and HYG. if you want to simplify it, you can just right click the indicator and turn off whichever ones you dont care about. i just wanted to put em all in there so that i dont have to recode it every time i wanna trade something different

>>10268960
*TLT up against stocks being up implies fear of future risk in equities

>>10269742

>>10267914
False dilemma. 401k is a tax advantaged account, not a specific investment choice. Put money in it then put that money in index funds

>>10268094
>>10268111
>>10268192

People actually think you can't invest 401ks/IRAs like a regular account?

>>10270228

>>10270267
Meant >>10268122 but I guess you can be a gay faggot homosexual who is also gay too

>>10270285
If I can finally have sex I'll be gay as you say Anon

>>10270267
I meant >>10268122 but I guess you can be gay too

>>10270309
Just cut your limbs off and rkg will rape you
>>10270344
I seem to be drunk

>>10270344
wtf bro

>>10267615
I loaded up another 20K shares yesterday for a total of 50K shares. MY BODY IS READY.

>>10270354
that is what obsessed going do 2 me ;_;

>>10270673
>>10270354
Gross, just use rope or something, don't remove the legs.
Degenerate. millennials can't even use sex slaves correctly anymore

>>10270711
>hasn't had sex
>implying you're old
>mfw
>>10270673
Pretty sure he's into femdom so the two of you could cosplay bondage fairies or something

>>10270711
yo sex slave meta is weak, if remove arms / legs
>chances for escape are almost nill
>chances for them to fight back nill
>their spirit broken instantly
>they require less food
>require less exercise
>become totally dependent on master
>are easily transportable

>>10270754
he talks about dominating all time

>My USO calls
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-14/iraq-protesters-storm-airport-oil-offices-amidst-energy-crisis-foreign-companies

>>10270893
Wrong. The slave needs to have legs removed but not arms, especially if she is technically skilled. Her goal should be to make the master money/provide analysis and she should be rewarded with cum. This would give her life greater meaning and purpose while also keeping her master from becoming bored with her if she were too useless.

>>10271476
wew
glad i covered my short on thursday at lunch
was thinking about flipping long, but had enough risk on for now

>>10271476
so whats up w this whole iraq thing?
are these the same kind of "protesters" as syria?

from the article
>Significantly, demonstrators have begun targeting oil companies located in the city, where according to Al-Monitor counter-terror units have deployed:
wat?
this sounds fucking fishy
it seems way too familiar
imma have to look into this some more

>>10271476
Listen, you don't have to physically cripple them, you have to emotionally cripple them!! Go full on mentally broken Stockholm syndrome and you can have a sex slave with legs and arms!
If you can't break a poor girls mind and make her into a sex slave, you don't deserve to have one.

Pic related: I don't know which way the market is going to swing Monday desu. I'm very worried

>>10271632
I flipped my UVXY and USO puts into calls late this week. My current bet for this market is to just ride the waves. Lots of events are happening and too many parties have too many interests for things to be quiet. I also believe Trump isn't going to let the market crash and will do what it takes to calm it down if volatility pops too high. Sending Peter Navarro on CNBC to calm people down over the trade war was as clear a signal as you can get.

>>10271725
why is it so hard to believe people would protest an awful dictatorship? here in the states people protest our elected president and things are pretty great here

>>10271787
Things like this don't just happen, especially that part about camping out on roads to disrupt oil supply. When you see a situation, you always have to ask yourself "Who benefits?"It could be organic, it would also be political arbitrage. Stirring up a few agitators (like Soros is doing in the US/EU) and making oil bets seems like a smart play.

>>10271742
>>10270893
You're forgetting the best part, fucking the stump holes
Also long volatility

who here
>1000 HMNY at $.90 average
?
Because I'm your bagholder.

>>10271725
>>10271816
>>10271787
Basically, Iraq is a country with 3 distinct types of people with very different interests on pretty much every issue. There's a reason it's been the eye of the storm since its inception. It doesn't matter what type of government exists, the tiniest external force of influence will cause shit like this to happen, because there are factions that will gladly kill the other to gain power and favor (and control over oil money of course).

>>10271890


LOL I'm in at 15 cents.

>>10271816
What benefit are you getting for posting this? Who do you work for? Are you a Soros agent?

>>10271933

Killing Saddam was probably one of the worst things that ever happened to modern Iraq, outside of Saddam gassing his own people.

>>10271968
>Kurds
>his people

>that new comfy video
Are you trying to get bogged tomorrow

>>10271890
500 @ $0.30. Probably will never break even, let alone make profit. I don't even give a fuck anymore.

>>10272052
>>10271957
Wall Street says they'll be profitable in a couple years. The C suite says by 2019. Is it better to just HODL at this point and pray?

>>10272073
I want to see at least three things happen with HMNY
1. They need to get rid of Ted "Shit-Midas" Farnsworth. That guy has had nothing but failures.
2. They need to get rid of that pajeet scammer who has a seat at the board and is a major shareholder.
3. They need to configure Moviepass and make it profitable.

>>10272046
MASSES IS CHAD
DOW IS BAD

>>10272185
Uh Masses = NASDAQ

>>10272145
dont we get to vote as shareholders?

>>10272206
yes, we're overthrowing the board next election and replacing it with /smg/ers

The golden bull rides on.

>>10272206
Yeah. I got an email from my broker about a proxy vote regarding HMNY a few days ago, but there are only four things to vote on, and they all had to do with approving measures to prevent them from getting delisted (the reverse split, etc.).

PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
This day just keeps getting better and better. cya TSLA longs.

>IQ unironically forming very strong bullflag
>BS discretionary spending and energy pumps will probably gap up SPY hard
there no god

>>10271476
true, for me biggest perk 2 owning slave would be basically having human toilet paper, guess she would need arms for cleaning me nice like good girl
>>10271832
everyone saying earnings week will make even less volatility tho...

What is up with crypto market orders being a couple dollars off the market price when buying/selling?

>>10272456
Please don't say horrible things like that
The meme lines say we tank...
THE MEME LINES SAY WE TANK

>>10268280
>>10268486
I use Questrade and it works fine. Easy to setup, easy to use, only 2000$ required in your account to start trading. There are fees but they are negligible if not day trading (5-10$ per stock transaction, ETFs are fee-less, don't know about bonds). If you day trade I know they have a package with monthly payments that gives you access to lower fees per transaction, don't know if it's worth it though. A nice perk with them is that you can hold both cad and usd in your account, so you don't pay useless conversion fees if you're just selling/buying american stocks. They don't give access to a lot of info/analysis unless you have the monthly package, but as >>10268558 mentions I just use them as a place to handle my transactions, and get my info elsewhere.

>>10272393
What am I looking at?

>>10272456
Bulles Won

$MU investors on suicide watch. china is coming after your monopoly.

$MU investors on suicide watch. china is coming after your monopoly.

>>10272677
Elon Musk getting outted for donating to a Republic PAC.

>>10272712
China giving Trump all the ammunition he needs to drag them kicking and screaming into a full-blown trade war.

>>10272712
finally jesus christ god damn. remember when you could buy 16 gig of ram for 50 bucks? That was like 2 years ago. Now its 150 bucks. Tech is supposed to get cheaper over time not more expensive.

>>10272748
don't matter china was smart enough to open their market to other countries more. $MU is abusing their monopoly and they created their own competition.Greedy Jews are going to pay the price.

>>10272845
More like China abusing their IP theft.

>>10272845
>their monopoly
>when they're third in terms of semiconductor production

There's no monopoly. Micron simply provides a superior product.

And current prices are only following supply and demand. Supply remained about the same and demand shot way up, therefore the price went up. This is basic economics.

You're a total fool if you think China has opened it's markets any. European business have already outright said they don't believe China when they claim they're "opening up." In fact, a lot of experts have said that China is doing the complete opposite of opening up: they're closing the doors.

Finally, let me reiterate again. Semiconductor prices have nothing to do with price fixing. It's entirely demand pushing prices. That's what happens when literally every country in the world is attempting to build massive servers, supercomputers, internet relays and a billion other things that require quality semi-conductors all at the same time.

>>10272900
This guy knows what he's talking about.

>>10272603
>Nurse! This man needs 500cc of Bearish S&P meme lines, stat!
Me got it!

>>10272683
bullies won ;_;

Larry Kudlow will be on CNBC seeking alpha interview on July 18, wednesday.

Keep this in mind as it's a bull signal/catalyst. Kudlow is a free trade / anti tariff advocate in the white house who took Gary Cohn's job.

Director of the United States National Economic Council.

>>10273004

>>10273026
>>10273004
Also my own sentiment is this increases the likelihood of some fear being injected mon-tuesday

>>10272712
>>10272832

>January 2017

>>10272456
Stop talking that way, I won't let you arouse me.

>>10272947
WEW thank you nurse, I almost died out there

>>10272456

CHINKS BTFO

>>10272845
for sure my man, there is a factory opening in china that is the EXACT copy of a micron factroy, totally by coincident

>>10273256
based Ciovaccio poster

he's one of the few guys I listen to, also been consistently bullish through the doom and gloom nonsense

poorfag here. shill my next $500 stock investment, post with a 1 or 7 at the end wins

>>10273566
SEB

>>10273566
S&P index fund

>>10273566
QQQ

>>10273617
ur mean... want me to stay poor forever?? I'm gonna pretend you forgot the S and get SQQQ ;) instead of two measley stocks of QQQ

>>10273668

>>10273566
BBW

>>10273668
no wonder you're a porfag, jesus

Oh man, this ML shit really requires some next level fucking drive, famalam

>>10273780
Been meaning to ask, what kind of algo are you using?

Just turned 18 a few days ago, any recommendations once my Robinhood account is open?

>>10273866
QQQ

>>10273824
Support Vector Machine

Here's a research paper that I'm stealing shit from:
>"Nonlinear support vector machines
can systematically identify stocks
with high and low future returns"
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1930709

I'm still planning on making that compilation of links and resources and sticking it in the bunker, just super lazy

>>10273866
HMNY

>>10273923
U r liek a litl babby.
Watch dis.

>>10273866
TQQQ

>>10273969
Your data and features will matter more than your classifier. Good to learn the kernel trick though.

Im giving my first 1 star review on Uber. The dude made me feel legitimatimately threatened.
I said I was tired to start a conversation and he snapped at me like TIRED WHAT TIRED??!? and that threw me off but what got me was when he asked where I worked at and I said the location he started yelling I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK AT I CAN SEE IT RIGHT HERE BUT WHAT DO YPU DO
>uhh uhh I make tables
TABLES? WHAT ARE YOU STILL TIRED DIDNT DRINK COFFE? he's screaming this in a VERY demeaning manner. He than started swerving the car left and right looking at my eyes saying ARE YOU AWAKE YET??
Than the rest was him being a piece of shit talking down to me.
Fuck that guy

>>10273866
GPRO

>>10275039
Wha, you 2 good 2 tall to your uber driver? So what tired, everyone tired! Jerkhole....

The real redpill is none of you are consistently beating the market. Your time would be better spent developing actual skills and acquiring more income to invest. You morons turn something simple into something complex and stressful.

t. 26 year old boomer with 100k salary

>>10275455
Cool blog.

>>10261527
>never sells at a loss
>has never made a profit

>>10275455
Kek that not true me active manage of SPY beating S&P by 100% + (though DESU SPY flat since started trading it)

LVMH will go up at least 5% on the 24th of July 2018. Screencap this

>>10262321
ah-bloo-bloo

It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home (We'll go on getting bad results)
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home

Everyone seems to know the score, they've seen it all before
They just know, they're so sure
That England's gonna throw it away, gonna blow it away
But I know they can play, 'cause I remember

Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those "Oh, so nears", wear you down through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore and when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball, and Nobby dancing

Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

England have done it, in the last minute of extra time!
What a save, Gordon Banks!
Good old England, England that couldn't play football!
England have got it in the bag!
I know that was then, but it could be again

It's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
(England have done it)
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming
Football's coming home

>>10275558
If it's flat then change is zero. 0*2=0
confirmed for no profits

We should require every tripfag to post their all-time P/L

>>10275558
Kill yourself

Im fairly new to trading and looking at starting a trading account with £5000. Since im from the UK and looking to day trade NASDAQ stocks, what are the best platforms for this?

>>10276630
especially people that post 1 week or 1 day gains

F u t u r e s today
whos ready for the /gap up/

>>10276630
I'll post my play account every so often if the people that constantly bash trips will post theirs. Most likely they won't though.

>>10277292
>J-just my play account, I'm like a hedge fund manager IRL
Suuure. Well at least that's one down. 10 to go.

>>10277292
>those spikes
Confirmed for a degenerate gambler who got lucky.

We don't need your shitty survivorship bias here.

What's your favorite ETF? For me, its VGT

>>10277397
>>10277396
I actually didn't start fucking with that account until last month, I only had about 2k in it and let it sit. One of my other accounts is up over 50% on the year and is larger than this account by far and another account is up 20%. I have 6 total

So are you going to post your accounts all chart now?? Or are you guys going to continue to be salty?

>>10277292
so what did you buy that made you jump 99% in one day?

>>10277523
>Salty
>That reply
Nah bruh, you're the salty one. You're a tripfag so I know you have ego/self esteem problems. You'll reply to me all day.

>>10277570
How new are you, homo?

>>10276513
Its 2.6% ytd, am pretty sure beating that

>>10277291
/stupid mouse general/

>>10276630
Me lose all sick gains buying BTC on RH ;_;

>>10277396
>>10277397
>>10277570
>still doesn't post all chart
I'll wait. If none of you post all chart you are confirming that tripfag bashers are salty losers.

>>10277545
It was CEI and GBR I just put more money into that account like a couple weeks before and this happend to be some of the stocks I bought lol and it was more like 2-3days of a run

>>10277452
SPXU !

This new Robinhood feed is fucking gold.
They're dumber than stocktwits.

Literally putting fucking pennies in on BTC

>>10277635
nothing wrong with a mouse

>>10277639
You know what the beautiful thing about being Anon is? I can bash you all day without having to worry about having an identity to protect. You have to post your pissy Robinhood margin account just to prove your ego to yourself. Don't you have better shit to do than prove yourself to a looser on a Taiwanese flipbook website? I thought you had multiple accounts to manage. Brick wall salty reply in 3....2....1.....

>>10277739
>>10277762
>if you put 100 in BTC and it goes up $400, what do you have
>tfw insufficient data
i wish i had RH just so i could go on this and give normalfags terrible investment advice

>>10277452
VGT is an old, reliable friend. I've been in since 2015. I also like AIEQ mostly because I think they are doing things similar to what I have been doing.

>>10277817
>Tell me about this shitposter
>Why doesn't he post any screenshots!?

Are you lolq / "high IQ" anon / high IV guy?

>>10277828
What would you tell them?
I can be a mediator for this

>>10277894
>Tripfag defending another tripfag
Or maybe You're one faggot with two trips? Either way, you and your pal should go suck each other's cocks. Guaranteed reply in 3....2....1.....

hey, does anyone know where i can find a heatmap like this:
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf
for commodities exclusively?
i know that one i just posted has a section for commodities ETFs, but it would be more helpful if i had one that was based on commodities spot prices

>>10277921
i literally cant even fathom how to answer that question. thats the most retarded shit ive ever heard

toss me another one. that ones too hard. i gotta warm up

>>10277949
I think a bunch more tards are planning to zerg rush into HMNY immediately following the R/S

When is the R/S? I learned what IV is from a small straddle on this bitch, so I'm hoping to sell my profitable puts before and baghold the calls in case the merchant runs a pump and dump, which it looks like he's done before

I'll make the next thread

>>10278013
w a 1:250 r/s what happens is that, since most of the float is short rn, wehn it reverse splits, there will be even less shares for shorts to cover w.

people are aware of this, and so if they come at it in a coordinated (or zerg rush) manner, and all slap the ask at the same time, theres a chance that shorts will panic. if they try to cover (since the float will be even tighter than before) they will get squeezed MUCH harder than they wouldve been squeezed prior to the r/s.

just remember what moishe said
after the r/s it will pop "up" (obv not up as its the same value, just r/s'D). since the stock is a pile of garbage, it will likely fall again immediately. wait till it gets back down well below a buck, and start avging in if its something you wanna try.

personally idgaf about trying to play a shitstock like that, because my broker allows me to trade OTC memes.

as for an answer to those Rh tards, tell em
>this is gonna be JUST like the BIOC run. like, its literally the same thing. a good company thats going through some tough times. idk... i have faith in HMNYs CEO and i know hes gonna pull something at the last second and were gonna get the squeeze of a lifetime. unironically all in

>>10277635
More like /sluts masturbating to guro/
>>10278013
Date unknown but sometime soon. Watch filings. Would advise taking profits instead of trying for a moon shot on calls. This thing is going to tank. R/s might also fuck your option spread or liquidity

>>10277817
So you are saying that not only you are a shitty trader but you are also a big pussy??

Got it.
Way to make all tripfag bashers look like fucking losers

>>10278150
There's a 140 character limit

Gonna let the thread slide a little further before the new one

>>10278241
kek
big5, hes saying you take the bait too ez m8
just chill the fuck out. the trip vs anon conflict has destroyed many a general. i dont wanna see it happen here

>>10278264
>HMNY how long should you hold
at least a month. the talk of r/s is a balk to trick shorts into complacency. not gonna happen

>>10276669
Robinhood is free but it lacks pretty much everything in terms of support and research.

Otherwise, if you're willing to pay some fees on trades, Schwab is a good brokerage.

>>10277773
Clean house clean mouse!

>>10278193
>those threads where people describe in detail how they want 2 best me 2 death
Not even need guro sometimes

if you are going to bash on tripfags post screenshots or else you are just as big of faggots if not you are actually worse faggots.

>>10278363
well he still doesn't post screen shot, could easily see he's big time fucking loser. like big time loser. Right now he is probably reading this fucking fustrated as shit that he is a big time fucking loser and doesn't have any proof that he isn't a big fucking loser

>>10277292
You added money and took a ss of the glitch that happens when it gets seen as gains for like 10 seconds.

Post ss of the actual stocks u gained 99% on

It's earnings week, who ya got /smg/?

Thinking of some IBM puts.

>>10278443
lol
you guys both seem pretty frustrated desu senpai
just relax. pointless conflict like this will just turn the whole thread into one big shit fit. no need for it imo

>>10277658
This stock has seen better days my friend

>>10278468
Actually no it's not from deposits. If you weren't such a newfag you would know that robinhood use to glitch out your charts on reverse splits and mergers. I already posted where I got the big runner. If you aren't to lazy maybe you can read the thread and while you are at it you can calculate my deposits. I never even really fucked with robinhood until just recently I started to add some money in

>>10278529
Just saying, if he wants to bash on other people he should be prepared to defend his "pro trader skills"

If he doesn't post screen shot then he makes all tripfag bashers look bad.. and that goes for all tripfag bashers.. that should actually go for any basher at all.

you can defend him all you want but he doesn't care about you, he is sitting there like a little pussy looking at his $200 robinhood account thats down 15% while you defend him. he's a pussy. Big fucking pussy.

I'll be more than happy for him to proove me wrong.

>>10278600
kek
i aint defending no one m8
just trying to make sure our general doesnt get torn apart by a bunch of bullshit squabbles.

fact of the matter is, hes not trying to prove you or him right or wrong.
hes baiting
and youre biting
so he keeps baiting
and you keep biting

youre trying to come at this like its irl
its not
hes anon and hes fucking w you because you arent.
its as simple as that

make the new thread 2 scoops

>>10278675
he is being a faggot and wants to purposely derail the thread every fucking day and you are backing him up? it's sunday so i am putting it out there right now (instead of trading day). if you want to be tripfag basher then post some screen shots or else you are the problem to the derailing not the solution.

And if you want to defend tripfag bashers such as yourself, you are also part of this problem.

There is plenty of stock discussion here. The only people that don't discuss stocks are tripfag bashers. So are you going to be a solution or the problem?

>>10278675
>trying to give big5guy advice
you cant. he's quite literally emotionally unstable. probably a result of him losing everything, including his girlfriend, by obsessing over a dead retail store and also realizing he's gay

Buy CAC40 as soon as Paris's stock Exchange opens tomorrow, hold for a day then sell. Also I'm going to buy 10 "L'Équipe" newspapers tomorrow morning and sell them in 20 years for 100€ each.

>>10278734
>also realizing he's gay
jokes on you. I just went to the doctor and the test came back that i'm not gay! it was weird, had me bend over and he put some object in my ass for awhile and asked how it felt, i said.. not good. That was it.. he said, "welp, you aren't gay." I'm pretty happy with the test results

>>10278695

FRESH BREAD
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>>10278760
NEW THREAD
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>>10278761
>he doesnt know the joys of anal pleasure
I feel sorry for you bub

>>10278714
see this is what i mean m8
theres no reason to be so defensive. i trip all the time too. personally, i kinda like the conflict up to a point. me having the trip on makes it so that im more in the line of fire. i like criticism as its how i learn best.

but when it just turns into a pissing match, like it is now, its just fucking annoying. i dont wanna have to filter anyone, because i like all you guys. yall are my frens, and most of you guys are better at this than me, so i enjoy/need the criticism. but if the general gets too focused on everyone trying to dickwave/troll one another for being trip/anon/shit at trading/a lying faggot, then it wont be a good general anymore. i like this thread and really dont wanna see that happen. ive seen it happen plenty of other times w other generals, and once it gets out of hand, theres no stopping it. it snowballs out of control.

if that means i have to sit on my hands rather than take obvious bait, then ill gladly do it, rather than unwillingly assist in the destruction of our general

>>10278838
who usually brings it up first? the people that bash trips or the trips bashing anons? which one comes first usually? only reason i am saying anything today is because it's a sunday.. trust me i hate when fucking losers fill up the thread with nothing but tripbashing too.

>>10278881
trippfaggots acting like utter retards, by definition, exist first
therefore any blame lies with the retarded tripfaggots

>>10278926
so you rather talk about tripfags then stocks.. is that what you are saying?

>>10278939
I'm saying you're emotionally unstable, probably due to problems in your own life.
you're continuing to derail by complaining about people giving you advice as if they are the problem when it is your own retardation that is the source of all of this

>>10278564
Why do you keep posting everything except the stock screenshots?

>>10278993
already took gains you dumb fuck

>>10278985
theres a new thread already.... lets see if it gets derailed by moronic tripbashers

>>10278881
>which one comes first usually?
the bait comes first obviously
with a few exceptions we actually all get along, even when tons of people are tripping, which is rare

but 4chan is built around being anonymous tho, and has a long history of loudhorn blowhard tripfags being faggots and shitting up threads. anons dont like it because they see it as trying to focus attention on the tripfag, and see it as social media type faggotry. up to a point, theyre right. identity is a non issue on this site, the point is that we focus on content. id argue that this general is an exception due to us being on a board saturated by pajeets/bots that are trying to get you to blow all your money. having a trip can be helpful up to a point.

but like anon said >>10278926
its the constant tripping that makes people pissed off. then they bait, cuz its lulzy for them. and its easier to attack a person that you know relatively well, than it is to attack an anon who you arent even sure is who you think they are.

the other thing is, since a lot of us have been posting here for a while, sometimes its not even necessary to trip as its brutally obvious who each one of the regulars are. look at nikkei for example.

idk m8, them baiting is definitely a huge part of it, but it takes two to tango. biting on every single response only validates their assumption that youre just fishing for (you)s

>>10279039
so you are saying you don't mind the thread getting derailed on a daily basis by these faggots? i haven't said anything for awhile to the tripbashers, i did today because it's sunday. i've only said something to them one other time.. the tripbashing to simply derail a thread about stocks during market open is fucking lame and you are ok with that? hmmm

>>10279090
kek I've seen you derail the thread so many times with posts about your personal life and other retarded blogposting you fucking retard
now you're derailing it with complaints about complaints, get a fucking grip

>>10279090
ur missing the point m8
i dont like the pointless conflict at all. its fucking irritating as all hell. especially since most of the trips here are good folks who genuinely give good advice. theres literally no comparison on all of imageboards, as ive never even heard of a general where the trips tend to be decent people, and not total faggots.

but like i said, biting on every single one of their responses places an even bigger target on you than just simply tripping. and its a circular argument. youll never "prove" to them that you are who you say you are, and theyll never give a fuck if you do anyways. the reason is because they are doing it simply to play off your perceived insecurities. and when you get really pissed off every time, it snowballs out of control pretty much immediately.

take my advice, or dont, idgaf m8
like i said, it takes two to tango

>>10279151
>ur missing the point m8
no you are you fucking faggot!

are you here to talk about stocks or are you here to talk about tripfags? if you are here to talk about stocks why the fuck are you still defending a fucking loser that clearly doesn't want to talk about stocks?? come the fuck on retard.

>>10279171
this is what i meant by missing the point. im not defending anyone or anything. i fucking hate the pointless arguments more than anything. the reason i come on here is to argue about stocks, not argue about anon/trip ettiquette.

but when i see it turning into a problem, like it clearly is now, then i feel inclined to throw my hat in the ring. because id rather try to fix the situation than let it continue to fester. i like this general. a lot. even w the pointless pissing matches, its still easily one of the most on-topic generals ive ever seen.

just think about what i said bud
the next time someone lays out obvious bait, think it over before typing out an enraged response. chances are, he doesnt care about anything other than trying to force you into typing out an enraged response.

its faggot-tier trolling, i agree, but i mean, were on fucking cuckchan. what do you expect?

>>10279295
>the reason i come on here is to argue about stocks, not argue about anon/trip ettiquette.
what are you argueing about right now?

>>10279327
what are YOU arguing about right now

never reply to me or my posts ever again
never post here ever again

>>10279039
>it takes two to tango
I kind of agree with this point.
Taking the bait is kind of like being all those morons on a corporate "reply all" chain that will pound that reply all button and say "don't reply all!"
The only way to win this game is to not play

>>10279351
C U C K