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10248184 No.10248184 [Reply] [Original]

One of my coworkers lost their phone. I know where it is, but I'm not telling her because she doesn't show any interest in me. Is this the right play bros?

>> No.10248191

wanna know how i know youre an incel

>> No.10248198

>>10248184
Where is it

>> No.10248200

>>10248198
this.

>> No.10248205

"any interest in you" wtf does that mean? why should she be showing interest in you? i dont really understand your question.

>> No.10248210

>>10248184

Alpha as fuck nigga!

>> No.10248214

>>10248184
It depends. Are you a piece of shit?

>> No.10248218

>>10248184
best move

now put it close to your dick for maximum effectiveness

>> No.10248220

Op sucking cocks again, nothing to see here goys

>> No.10248221

And that my friends is why OP is still a virgin

>> No.10248222
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10248222

you shouldn't tell her where it is, but only because it's not part of your job description

>> No.10248228

>>10248184
You because you stole it, right?

>> No.10248233

you just say „hi xD“ to her everyday and wonder why she does not fuck you or what?

>> No.10248234
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10248234

>autistic paki coworker keeps leaving his phone on the fucking windowpane by the bathroom toilet every fucking day
>he didn't thank me the first time I gave it back to him
>now i just don't give him a heads up at all and smirk as he runs around looking for it
>this happened like 5 times already but he keeps forgetting where he put it

>> No.10248235

>>10248184
lmao
FUCKING BASED

>> No.10248242
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>>10248184
>coworkers
son... I am disapointed

>> No.10248256

>>10248184
absolutely based!

>> No.10248263

>>10248242
Anon works for his parents

>> No.10248283

>>10248184
give it back jamal

>> No.10248298

>>10248205
She never gives me any eye contact or flirty smiles. Never approaches to have a conversation.

>> No.10248306

>wageslave is rebellious
FUCKING BASED

>> No.10248376

Wear your best Heath Ledger joker shirt tomorrow dude
It will be epic

>> No.10248409

>>10248184
I can understand why she doesn't show any interest.

>> No.10248427

>>10248298
Change the contact of her boyfriend or someone she texts a lot to your number and larp

>> No.10248442

>>10248298
kill her then

>> No.10248501

>>10248184
Say nothing. If you're as awkward around women as you're coming across, there's a risk she implicitly or explicitly implies that you knew for awhile and that you're a creeper who plays cat and mouse games with women. If you're as bad at lying as you are awkward with women, she will cost you face when people start signalling against you.

Disregard if you are actually autistic and people see you as asexual.

>> No.10248580

>>10248184
no, kill yourself incel
also go back to r9k with this gay shit, faggot

>> No.10249160

>>10248184
Give it back Jamal

>> No.10249949

>>10248184

Just fucking tell her, you passive aggressive faggot.

>> No.10249991

This manic crazy bitch called me a fat fuck the other day in the ED. While i was inventorying her belongings I came across her brand new IphoneX. If anyone is curious.. it does not survive the emt window punch test.

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>>10248184
>not calling in a bomb threat on the phone

>> No.10250027

>>10248184
I see what you're saying op, see sounds like a typical narccisitic bitch, fuck her. You don't need to give a shit about her property.

>> No.10250575

I did that before

Fuck em

That's what they get