/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

>>10211336
Noted, will consider in future.

is it too late to buy Canopy Growth Corp? its overvalued af but its just ganna keep going up isnt it?

FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND:

we are diffrent people but we are on the same internet so we share the same ID thingie. the darkness made us a lot of money in crypto so we are moving to stocks now!

>>10211352
I've quietly ignored your attempts at stealing kneepad from me, but I'm putting my foot down and we are fighting this one out. My weapon of choice is beyblades.

/smg/ - horrible investments edition

Do any of you lads ever actually call company executives for smaller companies or investor relations for larger ones? I find the idea interesting, to do DD but also because I'm curious what I could learn, but I get a bit of impostor syndrome because I have a small account. I feel like I'd be wasting people's time.

>>10211353
That's what I'm planning for the next compilation of ML info that I put together -- turn it into an infographic that I might just include every thread in the same way that an avatarfag like nico/nikkei-poster will just post from the same set of pictures

First for faggot faceposters making 1.5% gains yearly and don't believe you can do better on SPY calls.

>>10211383
My pf

>>10211394
retards. APPL will make you 10x per year so buy now

>>10211332
Anyone have any good AI stocks or ETFs?

>>10211399
meh

>>10211394
We are all degenerate gamblers here. None of us would settle for 1.5% even daily.

>>10211386
An executive in a public company wouldn't accept calls from random fucks for that reason

>>10211410

>>10211451
But you do

Just bought a Coke zero from the machine at work and for the second day in a row it says "share a Coke with Chad". I hope you boys are ready to break 280 tomorrow cause we are going to be green as fuck.

>>10211466
I'd think that as well, but I've read about people calling and asking for investor relations for smaller to mid sized companies, and they claim they'll get a call back from the CFO if there are no IR employees. Somebody on (((reddit))) claimed they walked into the office of a company they had invested in out of curiosity and after asking for IR ended up having a coffee with the CEO. I don't know how much he had invested, though he said the secretary looked confused, as though she had never been asked before.

>>10211494
Wait, goddamn it is this lolq again?

>>10211376
I see your beyblades, and I counter with my smug anime girl

>>10211356

It'll have another run up before recreational sales start in Canada. How big a run up it'll get is questionable. Don't all in on it. It'd be safer to spread out among the big LPs more or less equally; ACB, APH, CRON, WEED, TRST.

Best upside will probably be Acreage Holdings once it starts trading late summer/early fall.

whats up with cvm

>>10211536
Fucking smuggies....

$250 crude lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>10211565
NOOOOOO I have shares of DWT!

>>10211565
that looks really unstable. I fear it may fall into the ocean if we're not careful

>>10211420
BOTZ is shit.
Dig through the actual holdings on etfdb.
I'd recommend NVDA, GOOG, FB

>>10211375
This actually makes sense.
I had a roommate that was also into 4chan and stocks before. He didn't combine the two though

>>10211522
Minimum 10% positive daily. What about you lumberjack boy?

>>10211522
I was thinking that on his first post.
Shit's obnoxious.

>>10211544

This

>>10211624
Lolq listen, I'll be happy to give whatever praise you want all you have to do is post your all time chart on RH and we can put this to rest.

>>10211639
Hi.

>>10211599
Norwegians did that on purpose because they are better than everyone (even Jews)

>>10211565
not yet desu senpai
sideways to bearish in near term

>>10211665
Still holding any SDRL?
I sold my 50 cent puts for 50 cents. Literally the max you can get out of it since the underlying became absolutely worthless through the R/S

>>10211356
>but its just ganna keep going up isnt it?
lol no

>>10211693
>Mostly how it's different from doing it as an American. From what I've seen most popular US brokerage accounts aren't available to Canadians, which I suppose makes sense, but that kinda puts a damper on all my research.
>Is the actual market different? Does the dollar affect much? Are there companies we can't invest in as Canadians? What are some good brokerage accounts to use?

You can buy any US stock with any regular investing account in Canada. Recommend exchanging your CAN funds to USD ahead of time, hopefully at a favorable exchange rate, before funding your investing account with USD for US trades. You can just straight buy US stocks with a CAN account but your broker will give you a shit exchange rate at that time.

Only Canadian specific quirk is the CSE. Stocks on the CSE cannot be traded with stop orders (stop loss and the rest of the variations of stop orders). Limit order or market order only. This makes CSE stocks particularly high risk.

Shop around for brokerage. I use RBC and it's fine, although I use other outside sites for charting/research purposes.

>tfw I've been making changes to the OP slowly over time and no one has noticed

>>10211707
I told you guys last thread, I'm not high IQ guy. Right now I'm holding positions in SPY, F, UVX, and HMNY.

ALERT

Elon Musk is at the thai cave.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016443130017505280

PEAK MEME

>>10211782
Sorry, SLV as well.

>>10211783
I really hate that fucking guy...

>>10211356
>its just ganna keep going up isnt it?
A company can only rise until the dividends are sufficiently diluted by the price growth that other investments are more attractive or it no longer looks reasonable for another company to buy it out.

I imagine this is a contributing factor in why consumer discretionaries/staples/non-cyclicals started seeing so many acquisitions following the landslide in the sector/industry earlier this year.
Prices slid, then the companies got this beautiful buying opportunity to start buying out their competitors at insane prices.

This is also one of the ideas of how VC firms are profitable -- they hope that their stake in the company becomes profitable and highly valuable; one common way this happens is that a much larger company acquires the start-up prior to even the IPO occurring.

>>10211801
He wants to get a cameo in the disney movie.


here is the video
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlBr_mAA9n3/?utm_source=ig_embed

>>10211761
I'm with CIBC right now, but I'll check out other brokerage options anyway.
What do you use for charting? I haven't really gotten started yet, I'm right on the forefront of it all.

>>10211761
One more thing: open a TFSA account with whatever outlet you plan to use for trading. Check CRA site for your contribution limit. Gains made inside TFSA are tax free. The double edge to it is that losses incurred inside TFSA are not tax deductible.

>>10211814

I use trading view for charts. It's the best.

>>10211782
none of those are 10% a day. but I do enjoy watching hot shit retards JUSTing themselves on short term options

>>10211878
Ok thanks for letting me know that you have no idea what you are talking about.

$1.8k cash guy
still just holding it in cash, what do?
already got fucked by HMNY so avoiding more of that trash

>>10211352
Nigga you so gay I have to 《no homo 》 just for replying to you

>>10211908
new fag comes in here every week bragging about their 50% gains on options. then the next week comes they lose all their gains and suddenly stop posting for a few days
2 scoops, hi IV anon for recent examples
enjoy your (you) though you're so desperate for

>>10211908
ive been doing ti on the IWM lately. one day when i have enough balls im gonna buy one on the $RUT itself and make a shit ton of money

>>10211383
You are like a little babby
Watch this

>>10211536
I was putting together what you suggested and its 2 pages, I can't short hand my autism. You baited me into wasting an hour. Does it need precise financial information?

>>10211931
You honestly think I'm sitting here loading up on random OTM options with like 3 days to expire don't you?

>>10211604
>fb
>>10211916
What is your timeline for returns? If unsure/ several years dump that shit in an index fund and forget about it

reminder that the bulls won

>>10211984
Wins will proceed through tomorrow. SPY up like .40 or something in after hours. Gonna be a big morning.

>>10211983
>What is your timeline for returns?
I use RH for my fuck around brokerage because..
>If unsure/ several years dump that shit in an index fund and forget about it
..I already have a fully indexed 401(k) that I've maxed contributions annually to

>>10211974
in order to get 10% average daily YES you'd have to do something stupid like that.
but the fact you won't post your 1 year trade history should be more than enough evidence for anyone gullible enough to believe you in the first place

>>10211940
What happened

elon needs to bribe the thai to take one of them in the sub ride. It's worth 1b to tesla that he saves one.

>>10212028
Math was never a strong subject for you, was it?

>>10212027
If you just want to fuck around there's always memes being floated here. Nvda might be a legit non meme choice. Personally I like 3x leveraged etfs for maximum rh fun. If you believe that market is going to go up tomorrow spxl or tqqq

Just pressed buy on $1000 worth of USO puts 7/13 expiration. Anyone else on the oil train?

>>10212036
Nanocap biotechs and an unironic coke habit

>>10212059
5k shorts here! I know okf is in dwt also

>>10212057
>spxl or tqqq
thanks,how do these work? do you just short term hold and quick profit take, or long term hold? are there dividends?

>>10212084
Good luck!

>>10211802
In one of the previous threads you said you thought TA was mostly bullshit, but you always recommend thepatternsite as a resource. Why is that? I know he uses testing and data to support his observations, and he also has a decent fundamentals side to his website, but when I look at the "patterns" part of it I admit, it feels pretty spooky. Just talking about all of the goofy names for the shapes sends up astrological red flags for me.

>>10212090
Short term hold! No divs and you'll lose long term because they decay and r/s a lot. These are strictly for swing trading volatility. I posted a big list of leveraged etfs in the previous thread. These are good for quick rh plays but of course leverage can be nasty of you're wrong
>>10212091
Thanks fren you too

>>10211984
;_;
Bears lost
277 bulltrap failed hard
277.4 bulltrap was pathetic
277.8 bulltrap raped

Bears tried their best but lost

Waiting market 2 open feel like waiting execution

>>10212102
>>10212090
More specifically, you aren't really leveraged so there's not risk of getting blown out. The etfs themselves are managed to move at 3x the rate of whatever's being tracked. So for example 1% up in nasdaq is 3% up in tqqq

>>10212059
those are really near term options
im short too, but are you SURE it happening tomorrow? seems a bit overconfident desu

>>10212106
We warned you baka knees

>>10212106
become the bull you slut

>>10212120
yeah ive been playing with SPXL UGLD and USLV this year for funsies, making decent gains off spxla and slv but this is not a good year for ugld... -16% so far.

>>10212120
>>10212102
thanks for the info, gonna check these out big time
how much are you buying per trade? # of shares I mean, just being curious

>>10212122
I just have this feeling... WTI isn’t tracking normally with Brent. China cancelling orders from US refiners (Texas) should present a backlog and a storage issue which should create at least some very short term oversupply. Prob all BS hoping and praying but should be fun to watch!

>>10212055
>SPY, F, UVX, and HMNY.
i'm pretty good at math, you want me to autistically prove you didn't make 10% last week?
Your HMNY and UVX positions are losers since HMNY is down 27% and UVX is down 20%
F is down 1% in the last week
so your only hope is going balls deep on SPY calls and getting lucky to make up for your other losing positions. no one gets lucky every day.
Given Spy puts lost 70% today, if you went into a high risk strategy like you're saying, it's a minimum of two weeks before you lose it all

>>10212168
>WTI isn’t tracking normally with Brent
i noticed
i dont think its gonna go back below 60
i DO think its in dire need of a correction tho

but my puts have 78 days on them instead of 4
i prefer to be cautious

>>10212106
theres still a spot for you at the bulls table
you know, if you want it

>>10212163
I personally move in units of 5 or 10k $. But i have enormous risk appetite too (see >>10211940
for my all time rh chart) Number of shares doesn't matter, it's all percentages
>>10209865 had all the leveraged etfs available on rh i know about, would appreciate info if there's others

fuck it buying IQ again because the FOMO is real and the news media keeps sucking IQ's dick.

>>10212151
please dont be mean

>>10212243
I dont take orders from you

>>10212194
it can be done if youre super diligent, very good w your brackets and stops and extremely good/lucky with your entires.

its not something you do every day tho
its for special occasions, when you see the absolute perfect pitch

i like the russell a lot more. ill watch market depth on IWM but chart on $RUT. russell is way less manipulated than the SPY and QQQ, and less bloated than DIA. plus, the nice part about the russell is that it basically trades one leg in the first 5 mins and youre either stopped out, or you close out for a win. pretty simple

>>10212215
damn nice chart my dude
I'm jealous, but what was your peak? seemed a little early on, maybe late 2016?

>>10212194
Dude you didn't prove shit. No wonder you don't believe me because you're thinking all of my positions are mirror images of one another. This isn't rocket science. It's fucking money. You use it and hold it in your hand every fucking day. You need to take it seriously or you're going to be left behind. I'm already ahead of you and you think you're right???

>>10211332
who is long on owvi with me? got 51k shares.

>>10212299
You're ahead in LARPing points.
the fact that 200 days of your strategy would make you the richest person in the world....
i'm supposed to believe you? go back to shilling penny stocks to retirees

>>10212320
what is it?

>>10212278
The big peak there is late spring 2016. I have an etrade account which is actually much better since it has more serious investments in it. But I'm also down 10k over the past week by being really stupid. Be disciplined and know why you're getting in and when to get out before buying. And set goddamn stop losses. That huge drop is because I didn't bother to and got too busy to watch my account every day

>>10212337
>>10212320
actually nvm
im in

>>10212340
I see, alright guess I'll keep an eye on things. So they swing big in either direction, good to know. Wonder how long this bull market will last

I feel like theres no more room for earnings gains now. Or rather, earnings may flip the sentiment again.

For example: APPL is a shit company that basically sells one single product. But they make billions off of re-marketing little black rectangles to dum-dums every year, so whatever, good for them. However, that single product has been a flop this year. This combined with the massive share buybacks is going to make the books look bad. Q1 earnings may have saved us, but I'm worried for Q2 now on the markets. Papa Trumps tax bennies no longer factor.

>>10212383
AAPL will 10x in 1 year, fool

>>10212059
yikes. Thats really near term. Hope you got in at a nice price. I bought $300 worth of 8/17 puts but got raped on entry. UVXY puts looking good though. dat contango decay.

GBR was a mistake
Rip

>>10212409
>10x in 1 year
>almost 2k a share
wtf

>>10212432

>>10212326
Dude you are so upset that someone might be better than you at something you try really hard at. Like fuck man, if someone has a good strategy that works for them, at least think a little more outside the box about it. OTM options are for retards and gamblers. ITM options are the only way to make consistent gains. I'm not trying to sit here playing tricks on you or anyone else, but I am being consistent with the way I am handling these options. They aren't random guesses. Before I put my money into any position, I look at a handful of different indicators, get second opinions, pick an expiration (usually a few months out), pick a strike with decent greeks that won't fuck me and that is ITM, build an exit strategy, and execute. Yeah not every one pays off, but my wins offset my losses and I average 10% daily.
The only short-term ones I play with are SPY and they are where the majority of my gains come from. I'm in and out of those positions within minutes to hours. I'm literally holding ONE SPY position right now overnight which I really hate doing because anything can happen overnight, but today, all signs point to hold until at least tomorrow morning.

I'm more than willing to lay my strategy out for everyone to take a look at. I don't fudge my numbers because this is my main source of income. Everyone can call me a liar all they want but hey, you can lead a horse to water, right?

>>10212059
Yeah this sounds like straight-up retardation, but I'm willing to look at the numbers and your reasoning. Second opinions always help.

not looking too good actually
buy 105
buy 102
buy 99

>>10212422
I’m strapped in. This week is going to suck at work (boss hovering) so I figured watching this crash and burn or pay out will provide decent entertainment. Limit $.17, breakeven @ 14.83... wish me luck!

>>10212383
>Papa Trumps tax bennies no longer factor.
they will be for big companies that pay fuck huge taxes.

its not like those tax cuts are one time only. with stable big companies like staples and perhaps industrials as well we could see them getting increasing benefits through having to pay less taxes quarter after quarter

>>10212456
damn straight
i dont always do this shit, but when i do, i do what you just said. its good as long as you dont get carried away, and arent retarded, and are absolutely vigilant with 2 point stops.

though there comes a time when i wonder why the fuck im not just trading /ES futures or shit like that instead

>>10212456
no one averages 10% daily.
i don't care if people do better than me. I do okay and I'm fine with that.
I don't like people coming in here with their bullshit and people entertaining it.

averaging 10% a day for only 200 days would give you $20 billion on a $1000 investment.
so clearly they misunderstand the meaning of AVERAGE 10% or more likely like to bullshit about how awesome they are

so if anon has anything less than 20 billion in his account he's lying.

>>10212477
It was this or putting $1k on a hand of blackjack Friday night blackout drunk. More bang for my buck checking on this all week.

IQ iQIYI Inc
Summary
>Free content with Ad Based Revenue
>Subscriptions to Access special content like live sports and the ability to skip commercials
>Sub-licenses third party content to other video streaming services and has reached 30 countries and regions
>Signed licensing agreements with Warner Bros 20th Century Fox Netflix and more
>Competitors Huya Tencent and BABA
>iQIYI focuses on online entertainment its main offerings being streaming it also allows users to upload user generated content like You-Tube and it has a social media platform
>Operates China's most prominent internet streaming service as well as smart TV streaming through its partner Galaxy Internet Television

Revenue/Growth
>It generates revenue streams from membership services online advertising content distribution and merchandise
>The entertainment industry has grown from 107.07 billion USD in 2011 to 222.69 billion today
>Online entertainment growing at substantially higher rate than global average expected 343 billion in 2022

The strongest thing that iQIYI has going for it is its current advantage in the market share of streaming services in Japan
>Increased by 375% in last two years to 50.8 million in 2017
>Paying subscribers has gone from 12% in 2012 to 132% in 2016 and is projected to be 40% in 2022
>Tencent is essentially Spotify
>BABA is more or less Amazon
>iQIYI is being backed by Baidu which is similar to google in its functions and market share

Content
>The primary draw in the past has been original content but has started licensing content from others
>While many have tried to hype it as "The Netflix of China" it heavily sells merchandise and games similar to Disney
>Last year it had 5 of the nations top 10 Internet variety shows and 6 of the top 10 dramas

Financial Data July 2018
>Beta of 3.43
>P/E Ratio is 10.65
>Price/Sales is 3.35
>Enterprise Value/Sales 5.09
>Market Cap 9.03B
>Losing money as of last quarter but growing all revenues and sub counts/subscribers

>>10212527
I could not fit even a single additional character and had to cut so much shit to fit this. This is a basic as shit rundown.

Should I load up on HMNY tomorrow.
*shakes Magic 8-Ball*

>>10212456
You're getting 10% returns on your entire portfolio? The only reason he is skeptical is because he is right that 10% interest a day on even small amounts would get you a huge fortune within a year. You could turn a dollar into $200mn.

>people still talking about the 10% guy

>>10212508
I will level with you: I am aware that at some point my compounding gains will cease and I will be forced to reassess. I know I will not make it to 20b. But I've been doing this for some time now and I have no signs of slowing down. 3 months ago I would've agreed that I am some lunatic that will crash and burn and eventually kms, but I forced myself into a position where I had to be creative and think differently. It's amazing what your brain can do when it's backed into a corner. We're all gonna /make it/ bro.

>>10212544
Should have loaded up this morning.

>>10212562
do you honestly think i'm that fucking retarded
20 trading days per month
3 months
10% daily average = 300x
meaning on $1000 start you should have minimum $300,000 in your account.

do you get a hard on from larping so hard?

>>10212560
Chances are I'll make it into the podcast

>>10212579
>meaning on $1000 start you should have minimum $300,000 in your account

"There's no way its possible for someone to have that much money!!!"

>>10212595
PROOFS

>>10212598
It's pretty obvious to me that even if I posted my account balance you guys would shoot it down as shopped. I'm not here to entertain you, I'm just here to learn and share what I know. If you guys don't want it, that's fine. The more people in here doing well, the better.

>>10212626
I would not. People would shut-up.

>>10212626
you seem to do a lot to avoid posting it.

aaaaaaand the asian markets pump
what a shock

>>10212626
Nobody called me a liar for posting a screenshot of being in gbr at 10.34

>>10212540
this is why fucking hate 4chan
also one 1 image limit and lack of webm/mp4 w sound

and lacking in alternative embed options

what is this amateur hour?

>>10212126
Kek

>>10212211
>>10212151
>RKG hesitation for moment... looks down at RH portfolio tears building in corner eye with finger over button 2 close short. She pauses for what seemed like eternity.

"It's... it's far too late for me..."

>She concludes with surprisingly humane sadness in her voice as she abruptly tripple downs on short.

>>10211802
That's why Amazon can rise forever - they don't pay dividends

>>10212676
Well I could have edited several images together but I was exasperated from cutting 3k characters. I think no sound is more or less good though. Imagine how hard people would get trolled with ear splitting autism.

>>10212676
you can post webm with sound tho?
but 1 image limit is pretty lame given other image boards allow more. as well as embedding pdfs and such.

>>10212626
>how can I continue to avoid posting proof tee hee

>>10212635
>>10212650
I'll tell you guys what I will be doing in the morning if everything continues to hold as it did today. Please understand, this is not financial advice, I'm just telling you what trades I will be entering tomorrow in the am.

277.5 Calls on SPY expiring July 11. Price at market close today was 1.03. Will probably change in the morning. I will load up on these and dump every SPY position I hold probably around noon or just before sour hour. HOWEVER if bonds continue to be bought up, pushing yields and the dollar lower, I will hold those positions up until market close or market open on Wednesday. You tell me where we end up at that point.

>>10212689
ur gonna trigger me if u keep talking shit

>>10212527
So its >imagine if Google owned Netflix
or
>imagine if Youtube had streaming content that was worth a crap

Sounds sexy af to me.

>>10212687
if thats how you want to play...
>280, this week. Now.

>>10212687
nooooooooooo

>>10212700
See--->
>>10212702

>>10212678
No it's amateur board
>>10212690
>ear splitting autism
We have that it's called comfy's podcast
>>10212687
I found pic of you after tripling down on shorts

>>10212690
>Well I could have edited several images together but I was exasperated from cutting 3k characters.
you shouldnt have to do either
hiro is a cheapskate and a do nothing faggot (not to mention he sells all this shit too)

>no sound is more or less good though. Imagine how hard people would get trolled with ear splitting autism.
no way. the memes become infinitely better with a whole new dimension to play around w

if i wanna upload a large webm w sound i have to crosslink to /wsg/
thats gay af imo senpai
and even then you got 4MB limit

>>10212693
for like 20seconds
that shits gay
webm takes up less room than some gifs

Uh oh PEP fans, things aren't looking so good.

>>10212735
too soon man

>>10212756
I dont care if it drops to 99 tommrow
In fact I say good! another chance to increase my yield

>>10212785
To be fair, i'm closing my position tomorrow at open regardless. After that, you have my permission to moon.

>>10212626
Okay. I’ll bite. What should I be doing? Help me be better

>>10212756
>he's not in dps for rc cola and clamato

Somebody tried to hack my psn account and my apple ID, which one of you was it!!!??

>>10212826
>DPS
literally getting aquired by keurig, your stock is forever stagnant

>>10212819
See--->
>>10212702

what stocks can i buy with 500 dollars to make me rich soon

>>10212798
when it comes to dividend investing you DONT want it to moon, Id prefer if everything tanked again for the thick 4% starting yield

>>10212845
That works for me.

>>10211399
I told you faggot. Remove XII, ALT and ALO. Get good, Profitable companies. Don't day trade. Buy and hold good companies then keep buying them.

>>10211399
Whats your cost average on ALT?

>>10212716
I'm not gonna be the memer who claims its Disney or Netflix, because it is neither. But it is like if they both had a chinky baby that made dramas instead of cartoons. I would still label it as a short term high risk and long term mid risk investment.

>>10212831
guess we learned a valuable lesson bout faceposting, now didnt we?
dont dox yourself on purpose. if you wanna be a faceposter, you can do that on regular social media w the rest of the normies

>>10212924
I know it was none of you I was just joking. I haven't owned an iphone in years and there is nothing I've ever posted here that would lead anyone to my psn account.

>>10212831
I thought we told you to stop faceposting

>>10212946
kek

>>10212946
kek, somebody has been trying to hack my accounts for months, but have consistently failed. It is annoying though because it locks me out for 24 hours. I probably went to some shady ass website.

When is THE top? I want to short tf out of high P/E prices to perfection tech companies but I don't see a big crash happening until sometime next year.

I hope XXII starts another run sooner than later, it's not doing so bad but I wanna move some money around already

>>10212936
youd be surprised what people can find in metadata tho m8

remember there is ALWAYS someone more autistic than you on here at any given point, on any given board.

>>10212964
Kiddo if we knew that we would all be rich.

>>10212964
there is no top

>>10212971
Honestly if it was somebody from here, i'm not even mad, i'm fucking impressed. Getting my psn account and apple ID from 2 pictures with no context would take a low functioning autist to get.

>>10212964
i think tech will start to underperform for the next while, but we really do need to see a couple of quarters of problems w ERs before we see the whole sector turn around.

short other shit in the mean time. bonds are pretty volatile these days, and all have a bearish bias because of hawkish FED.

>>10212992
>Getting my psn account and apple ID from 2 pictures with no context would take a low functioning autist to get.
like i said m8, i think youd be fucking shocked to see what some autists can pull up out of thin air. never doubt the power of weaponized autism

>>10213011
What the hell, I hate autists now. Well guess what guys I was going to enjoy my 15 pack of beer and play video games, but now you are going to have to deal with my drunk ass now because I have nothing to do.

Im starting to feel like obseedkneepadfan is some sort of psycopath, feeling nervous

>>10213032
To cheer you up and scare you about the power of autism, I have unironically unearthed this photo of rkg at work

>>10213049
My psn account is the only thing sacred to me, there will be hell to pay, especially since i'm drinking,
>>10213058
Thank you I feel better already.

>>10212964
we're going to find out when netflix posts earnings next week

>>10213070
Holy fuck Netflix is trading over 400 now!? It's definitely time to short.

>>10213083

Never short before earning unless you are confident earnings will be bad.

>>10212480
I am sorry. I will make my time here quick.

>>10213070
this will be the big kicker
those tax cuts probably helped big time, especially for a huge corp like NFLX

but w out NN, i feel they will be severely hindered

>>10213100
I personally think Netflix is overvalued anyway. I probably won't short though because puts are going to be crazy expensive.

>>10212840
ALT

>>10213083
another one bites the dust

>>10212840
ALT

>>10213101
Welcome to the winning team anon
>>10213110
Moon mission baby!

>>10212888
Two of those have made me money without day trading them and I have stop losses, they tie up a minimal amount of cash too.

>>10212756
I'm not worried. I've only got 15 shares. Besides, this market is ultra-gay. If you asked what's 2+2, the market will answer with "peanut butter".

>>10212894
43 cents

>>10213135
I've heard whispers that they are going to beat on earnings but guidance is still up in the air.
>>10213139
Fucking nice anon! You are going to make bank.

>>10213152
Wish i had bought more than 60 shares but I was a doubter of the moon mission

>>10212840
OWVI
DRUS

average in though

>>10213159
I own 400 shares, I averaged down to .50 a share feeling good after today.

>>10213127
>Day trading
Maybe a few days gains. Or even a few weeks.
In the long run it won't help you. Buy companies that you like and will buy more if the companies falls 10, 20, or even 50%.
Don't buy shit.

>>10213171
>>10213159
why is ALT going to moon?
it's at $.46, what's the catalyst

>>10213171
How high do you unironically think it will go?
>>10213175
I actually believe in Comcast, Twitter, and Pepsi. Overpriced cable, Narciccistic social media and Sugary beverages are staples of the American life

>>10213167
>DRUS
what's going on there

>>10213197

>52 week low
>MACD and other indicators converging and moving upwards
>increase volume
>earnings soon

>>10213197
It was near the 52 week low, I know that isn't a sign necessarily but today was an unusually green day for ALT. It's way undervalued and should be trading at much higher prices. I believe that the company bought shares at above a dollar.
>>10213214
Price target is at least $2 and we will get there soon

>>10213235
>earnings soon
in a month :/ but I'll look into it more
I've always liked the Pharma gambling

>>10213217
OTC meme that has been blowing up recently

they already did a bunch of splits, so a lot of the hair is out of the way for now, and every month or so theyve been landing military contracts that are bigger than the size of their market cap

oh and its all getting shorted to shit and worth a squeeze. pic related

Is DRUS really worth getting in on? its so low

>>10213256
Me too
>>10213269
I would have been in on it a long time ago but RH doesn't support it.

>>10213217
OWVI has a way better squeeze set up tho imo
last time short float was this high, it exploded
see >>10212358

>>10213283
Got any foresight about where its going or the time frame it'll happen in?

>>10213315
>Got any foresight about where its going or the time frame it'll happen in?
lol
absolutely no one "knows" that about anything

>>10213315
That is kind of the problem, people have thought that the knife had been caught a long time ago, but there isn't a good reason for it to drop below the 52 week low because their last earnings was way better than expectations and I expect the next one to be the same. I'm guessing within a month this is going to pop, maybe not to $2 just yet, but at least near .70-.80.

>>10213256
somebody tipped HPPI a while back so i'm keeping an eye on it

>>10213262
somebody got btfo on july 2

Also look into the weekly pattern for RAD. There are rumors that RiteAid and Wal-greens may merge due to that jew bezos trying to destroy everything. It looks like a good entry point for RAD.

>>10213356

Hm interesting. But doesn't merging take time. From when they announce to when it gets implemented, I'm guessing it would take months.

>>10213370
the stock would pop on a merge announcement regardless

>>10213370
Oh yeah the merging would definitely take time but based off the weekly pattern it might be a good opportunity for a quick 5%. RAD bled out already from the amazon news, now is time for buying the dip.

>>10213262
i think a lot of them were doing it specifically to push it down and buy more. i watched that depth chart for days m8
they kept it down around half a penny for as long as they could, but then ANOTHER contract came through.

if things work out the way i think they could, their tiny little micro Mcap could double or more

ive been excited on the OTC memes recently. they ignore everything related to the real world. you just gotta look real hard through things for the good ones (or ask around and DD the fuck out of them all to weed out pajeet scams). and you gotta watch the depth charts, short float etc, not the price action

crash already! nothing is stopping this market!

>>10213370
Not to mention, Wal-greens just got into the DOW, they are going to do everything possible to stay in it.

>>10213370

This is correct. >>10213389 In most circumstances the biggest price movement in reaction to merge/acquisition news is the day of the initial news release. Typically the company being acquired (in the case of an acquisition) sees the best upside from that.

>>10212702
hey i'm a guy who just got his retirement shit figured out. i own a condo. i need to start investing in the market. you seem like you know a bit. where'd you learn it? i'm devouring books / articles / classes on this shit and could use some recommendations.

>>10213495
Based condo owner. That is my dream is to own a condo someday. Careful that poster you are replying to may be lolq. I've had a few drinks so I can't be sure.

>>10213495
Don't listen to that idiot. He's a liar who has no gains. Read the basic stuff in the op. Aside from index funds, you want to invest in companies you understand and think will do well. Be prepared to leave your money in them for a long time, as that's how real money with low risk gets made

>>10213558
It is lolq!! Anon only trust people that will post their whole portfolios

word of advice.

Thinking you can just look at a chart and make money is a joke. The only people that are able to do that are ones that day trade with alot of money on a smaller time frame.

>>10213598
I wish I had a lot of money to gamble on a smaller time frame. Goddamn it...

>>10213558
well, asking for educational materials is more worthwhile than asking for proof of his portfolio, imo. what am i going to do, start investing in whatever he says? lolololol.

>>10213616
Dude just risk your whole portfolio on otm options and made 10% daily like lolq. After a week or two you'll have all the money you want

>>10213527
it's not that hard... get a job programming and get good at it. do it for 5-7 years and boom there's a condo.

predictions on PEP earnings?
will it moon?

>>10213616
just sell covered calls on your position at .02 and buy it back at .01 thats a 100% gain. Do it over and over again. if you can do one of those trades a day, thats $20 a month in extra income.. 2 of those a day is $40 and so on...

>>10213621
Good call. Investopedia for basics on terminology and such. I like motley fool for basic literacy as theory. They have good suggestions for picks sometimes but always do your own dd
Most important before you start buying is to figure out your goal - what are you trying to do and over what timeframe? Then look for things that mesh well with that. You could consider also doing paper trading for a while (letting your actual money sit in an index fund or something in the meantime) to figure shit out. But there's a very real emotional component to trading money that you can only learn to master through experience. Discipline is seriously the hardest part

>>10213621
> start investing in whatever he says?
n-n-no none of us trade blindly on based on anon's suggestions, do we?
>>10213626
No after a week or two my pale ass would be broke sucking dick for HMNY shares like kneepad
>>10213644
I'm about to graduate with my accounting degree, I'm getting there.
>>10213659
RH doesn't allow me to do that I don't feel like paying outrageous fees to other brokers for a couple of penis charts.

>>10213683
>implying that's not your secret plan to meet rkg

>>10213698
HMNY is on the cheap, I believe Texas anon will beat me too it though.

any /dividends/ here?

Currently have $94K in dividend producing stocks. My goal is to get to $2K per month in dividends to supplement my retirement. Currently only have about $4K per year.

>>10213674
what makes motley fool better than say... seeking alpha (which to me seems like psuedoscience so far)

>>10213711
Damn how did you acquire 100k to fuck around with?

Who do you follow on twitter?

>>10213735
Who the fuck uses twitter?

what does biz think of schwab?

>>10213735
carl icahn /shrug

>>10213745
That was actually the broker I was looking to switch to. Fees are reasonable and the service is good.

>>10213730
started with $30K in KO stock from my grandfather when he passed. kept it and reinvested dividends while also saving and buying blue chip dividend stocks. I'm also 36 now and I've had time to let money work for me and compound interest

>>10213745

If you trade frequently look at Interactive Brokers

Better prices

>>10213771
My ultimate goal is to have enough money through work and investing to one day all in UNIT, assuming the dividend stays the same, and live off of that shit.

>>10213789
I don't think there is a number I would be content with.

>>10213110
>>10213116

Redpill me on this. Why? Negative 400% profit margin is going to produces a profit when?

>>10213722
Seeking alpha is really just a blog posting site. They let anyone write analysis articles. Mf does that too but it's in a community section; their articles are written by people who have experience. They also post stuff that's more general sector overviews or discussions, as opposed to shilling individual picks (They do that too) which is helpful beginner stuff because it can tell you what kind of things to consider during your research. Also, learn to read a balance sheet and understand key metrics like eps, ebitda, cash flow, etc. Opening up a balance sheet and just researching the numbers/ metrics is a good way to start

>>10212719
It doesn't hurt....any more ....

>>10213049
Have already accepted death by his hands and penis
Just hoping he not make it too painful & drawn out

>>10213797
It depends how much money you need to be happy. I am happy living a very quiet and frugal life, I don't need to be rich.

>>10213789
>>10213797
100K a year in dividends and I'd move to Hawii, buy a condo near the ocean and swim every day until i die of old age

>>10213683
you can write covered calls with robinhood...

>Crypto in bear land
>board has threads on stocks and real estate again

Comfy

>>10213813
da fuq, is there someting i'm missing? Like an approval or something?
>>10213820
I remember not too long ago this thread would barely clear 2 threads on a monday. Now this shit is active 24/7. Makes me really happy.

>>10213802
Biotechs at early stage don't give a fuck about being profitable, it's all about the pipeline and milestones
>>10213722
This >>10213771 is a great example of one of they key concepts in investing: compounded returns are how you make money

>>10213797
This! Not even infinity

>>10213839
>da fuq, is there someting i'm missing? Like an approval or something?
you don't have options on your robinhood account?

>>10213839
There are multiple options tiers

>>10213820
only crypto question i'll ask. I have about 750 XRP coins. I don't need the cash and I'd just invest it in something else. Hodl for a few years and hope for a massive gain down the line or sell and buy comics?

>>10213807
yeah, reading a balance sheet is on my todo list. you just bumped it higher.
>>10213843
yup, got that for the long term. i'm trying to figure out medium term so i can make money and use it in 5-10 years to buy a house or chill out in a more fulfilling job.

>>10213854
I have options but it is simply buying or selling calls or puts, thats it.
>>10213858
That's what baggie was saying, I think I just need to go into the settings and fuck with it.

>>10213896
have you tried buying 100 shares and then selling a call on them?

>>10213915
I have not, that probably would help.

>>10213922
yeah.. you are probably going to need 100 shares...

>>10213740
Everybody. Good for news.

>>10213870
See >>10211930 and pic related
>>10213886
Good, a solid goal and one with a reasonable timeframe. I suggest looking at growth and value stocks: things which are more stable (less risky but also less moon shot reward potential). The goal is share price that will go up significantly over 5-10 years. This means that you should avoid businesses which have cyclical trading patterns for long term holds (which should be your main strategy), but buying at the bottom of the cycle then selling at the top is fine
>>10213896
It's not in settings. You'll have to talk to support. They assign you a tier based on experience and shit like that

>>10213942
I get my news from /pol/ like a normal red blooded american.

>>10213870
Woah dude
Hodl & DL comics 4 free

What your pull neways?

>>10213947
Although I do like buying writers contracts and stealing their money.

>>10213947
yeah i'm learning about the cycles and if we're about to go into an inflationary / interest-rate-increasing cycle then what's the play? is it fiat? bonds? (you don't have to answer, what i'm really looking for here is reading material / suggestions)

>>10213976
buy banks

>>10213956
Seig Heil

>>10213968
current pull isn't great as not much out there

man of steel
justice league
green lantern
venom
hawkman
doomsday clock
batman

mostly buying back issues now. looking to buy a first printing of 1-38 of Akira.

>>10214059
brb buying a bank

>>10213976
Generally, bonds are inverse of stocks. A well diversified long term portfolio (your retirement accounts) should hold both, but bonds significantly underperform stocks on average. Bonds shine during recessions. Don't worry about inflation and rates for your investments for now, as you should be focusing on capital accumulation, but these are things to learn about.
For reading, there's what's in the op and I also suggest things Buffett recommends:
https://www.inc.com/business-insider/18-books-that-influenced-warren-buffet.html
Don't work about underlying market forces and such, and technical econ like Keynes is a waste of your time. Focus on things that are easy to digest as teach you how to identify and understand healthy companies. You're trying to make money by investing in a handful of these, not by dominating the market. Suggest Intelligent Investor and Common Stocks, Uncommon Profits

>>10213976
One more thing to think about is that given your timeframe, it's quite likely that there will be a major market correction during it. This is not a reason to not invest! But you have to be aware that such things are inevitable, so you shouldn't be reliant on getting your money out at any specific point in time. Also, opportunity cost and dollar cost averaging tie in here: pullbacks are buying opportunities if you have cash and are confident the company/ market will recover within your desired timeframe

>>10214089
upboated

>>10214062
Ah yeah you can get most 4free
Though it hard to say what will appreciate more: XRP or First Print Akira

>>10214113
Have a porn. Thanks for the suggestions~

>>10214179
delet or you will get a ban

I want to sell everything and buy a nice QQQ etf and leave it forever
But we're at the peak so I can't
sad

>>10214179
retard teenager

>>10214281
>we're at the peak
-comfy 1940

>>10214300
But muh every 13 years

>>10214310
>that 50's recession where the markets went up anyways

Leeeft in the dust

>>10214281
Then just buy inverse and hold that
>>10214218
This. Only porn allowed is of rkg

I'm going to sleep. See you guys tomorrow morning.

We're going to make it.

>>10214332
only the top dogs will make it

>>10213711
MLP and REITs nigger.

>>10214358
>dividend trap 1 and dividend trap 2

>>10214327
god damn chinks are fugly

>>10214367
There's REITs and MLPs with dividend aristocrat consistency of payouts with higher yields.

>>10214386
what like O?
Give me your picks and Ill evaluate them.

will TWTR rally tomorrow?
or is it totes gay!?

Long SJB and short HYG, long term.
Thank me later

>>10214398
I bought the 9% dip, Im up, will sell immediately at market open, others will probably have the same idea

>>10214395
On history alone:
FRT, O, SKT, UHT - Solid
BPL, MMP, NHI, SEP, OHI - Yield

>>10214432
EEP also an option if you don't mind them getting bought out.

>>10214432
I diagnose you with gay

>>10214432
those are ALL terrible
Seriously just buy Banks if you want dividend growth, or starbucks and PEP

Tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath...

>>10214446
Damn it feels good to be a golden bull and not a faggot bear

>>10214443
3 minutes to research 9 stocks. Wow, you must be a wallstreet guru.

>27 posts by this ID
Oh, you're that annoying faggot with the 350 TSLA calls. HAHAHAHAHAAH

>>10214461
>blah blah blah

Current Holdings:
ARKW: 6 Shares
ACB: 8 Shares
FNGU: 2 Shares
BB: 25 Shares
WEED: 13 Shares
DFEN: 3 Shares
GAMR: 7 Shares
MGA: 6 Shares
PDL: 25 Shares
OILU: 5 Shares
SHOP: 3 Shares
TSGI: 14 Shares

>>10214474
lol it actually is. wait, didnt those calls expire last week? my bad. Are you also that fag that shills C and BAC over JPM? Better pick up some DB too while you're at it, they have lots of room to grow.

Don't mind me, just picking up some dirt cheap BPL long calls. It's just a chance to have a 15.6% (25%+ if you buy on margin) yielding midstream pipeline MLP with a 23 year payout record as oil prices take off.

>>10214547
no Im not teslaamd poster newfag
Try to learn a thing or two about income investing before you shill garbage

>>10214432
FRT seems like a good store of value. The dividend is weak for the price but consistent.

>>10211383

>>10214586
if i'm not mistaken FRT is a Dividend King. i'm going to open a position in it in the next few months of ~$1000

>>10214554
Oh, you're that dividend growth fag. Do some back of the envelope math and figure out how much SBUX has to grow to be able to match a dividend like T. Hint: It's never getting there.

>>10214592
what is this and why are you so bad at it?

>>10214598
lol a quick check shows it doesnt even beat inflation

>>10214599
>talking about captial appreciation
I assume thats what your talking about because otherwise it wouldnt make sense? SBUX and MCD are ALSO reits. Not many people know they are also real estate investments, but just so you know, they are, but taxed as qualified dividends rather than shit reits

>>10214622
>he doesn't understand companies raise dividends with their rising profits

>>10214641
what are you talking about? It takes 5 seconds to review the companies dividend growth that I mentioned
compare and see for yourself whos better.

>>10211782
>HMNY
long or short?

>>10214622
>captial appreciation
No retard, earnings. Companies earn money that they use to pay dividends. Theyre at a 60%+ payout ratio, they have to keep growing to increase dividends.

>>10214667
what do you take me for?
Why dont you look at their cashflow dumbnigger
Its so fucking obvious who can continue to raise dividends at which rate

>>10214622
>SBUX and MCD are ALSO reits
lol wut? no they aren't. Just because they operate in a building does not mean they specialize in investing in real estate...

>>10214692
They do real estate too

>>10214682
this is true, alot of people don't seem to think about that they just look at dividend "growth" but don't realize their cash flow can't support it and sometimes they are dipping into their retained earings.

>>10214697
their primary business is not real estate.. That is final. they are not REITs because they own some buildings. that is not how corporations work anon

>>10214622
You obviously don't know what a reit is

>>10214704
ok Ill get back to you on the mcd sbux real estate thing tomorrow morning, I learned this years ago

>>10214708
oh alright, I guess I dont know what a reit is

>>10214716
no. you aren't going to convince me they are reits. that is not their business.. a fucking reit does not sell food, they own the buildings that hold the business the sells food. Just because mcdonalds and sbux has buildings they use it for their own business!

If they were a reit they would be distributing alot higher dividend then they do now and i'm sure alot of fucking people on wallstreet have looked into it.. but nooo some neet sleeping on the couch knows more than someone that went to school for 8+ years and research shit like that all day for their job till the day they die...

>>10214733
>trying to take advantage of a drunk person at this hour

alright, explain this
http://blog.wallstreetsurvivor.com/2015/10/08/mcdonalds-beyond-the-burger/

New thread
>>10214741

>>10214682
25% dividend growth is not sustainable for a company like SBUX. A 6% dividend is sustainable for a company like T. SBUX is going to hit a wall in growth, T is going to keep chugging with a 1 cent increase per year. For you to get more out of SBUX than T, every cent you lose by not investing in T as SBUX grows its dividend needs to be made up by SBUX exceeding T's dividend. Just don't see the hype. Buy cheap bluechips instead.

>>10214744
if all they did was real estate then they would be a reit. reits dont sell food... at all. like at all. reits do not sell food. just because real estate is part of their business does not qualify them as a reit.

GBR had a retirement facility that brought in revenue, but they didn't specialize in retirment facilitys they specialize in oil and gas. Corporations aren't really that hard to understand, maybe one day when you create one to put some of your shit in you will understand.

>>10214744
A REIT by statute can't do anything else but real estate management.

Ok niggers is it a green or red day today?
im not staying in spy considering were reaching the level we were at in january.

>>10214592
poor guy, hes one of those traders of the 80% they meme about blowing up their account

>>10214536