/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10193822
*rattle* *rattle*
YERP.

>>10193822
>says “zero sugar” on the top of the can

>>10193836
OP said it tasted like liquid diabetes, but since diabetes gives brain fog reading comprehension isn't to be expected of mutts, right?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bet you bought link too didn't you?

>>10193836
>What are sweetners?

>>10193836
>sugar only thing that promotes diabetes

>>10193836
and the acesulfam, sucralose, aspartam and whatnot surely are healthy stuffs!

>>10193822
don't start drinking that shit

>>10193822
I'm addicted to this

>>10193877
>he didn't buy the one coin that is a class in itself AND has a monopoly, required by all future comprehensive smart contracts
>unironically FUDS the only thing that /biz/ got right, one of the few tokens that will survive the shitcoin purge.
wew

>>10193907

I'm getting real tired of you posting all this guro shit you tranny boypussy faggot.

just post your favorite one of all time right now so I can stop looking at them.

>>10193949
>starts shilling uncontrollably
>doesn't even register that I guessed based on how gullible he is

>>10194044
>imagine being this dense when you just got schooled
wew

>drinking it by yourself
you have to sip it simultaneously.

>>10193822
they hate us cause they aint us.
>sugar
literaly no sugar in it

>>10193822
>Are you mutts this depressed and lethargic?

yes

I live in the UK and I drink 3 energy drinks a day

I'm an addict, can't help it

I'm about to buy a Monster and 2 redbulls later

>euro
>chad
pick one and one only

>>10194624

>>10194624
>tfw most european countries outrank USA on all quality of life ranking lists
>but muh freedom
>second largest Jewish population in the world
>country ran by kikes who shove politically polarizing propoganda down mutt throats via the media they own
Ah, the perks of having had a holocaust

>identifying with your continent instead of your country

Can't fool me proxyburgers.

internet memes are pumping monster energy stock to $10k end of year. im prolly gonna buy a pallet when link goes $10k end of year. its the link/monster price singularity

is it better than redbull?

>>10193822
I've stopped drinking this shit long time ago. I only drink water and sometimes I drink a few beers on the weekends with my mates. Other than that, this shit is waste of money. Here in Europe (Germany) it's very expensive too. 1,59€ is quite a lot while on the other hand, coffee and water is way cheaper.

>>10193923
aspartam is the only one out of those remotely dangerous

>>10193822
>euro
>/w high quality of life
>chad
>biz
>4chan
>zero sugar
Also yióu have a total onions hand faggot

>>10193822
>fl oz
nice try, burger

>>10195456
Some of us actually break out of our autistic sperg self but I understand, not everyone has the discipline to change.

>>10193930
>>10193946
>>10194585
>>10195338
>>10195382
Why don't you fags just take caffeine pills?

>>10195551
Doesn't have the fizzy acidic hit of an energy drink

>>10195551
Part of the energy in the drink gives me energy because I don't know whether or not I'm going to drop dead from a heart attack fifteen minutes after downing the fucking thing

The energy is just adrenaline lol

>>10193822
>girl wrists
>chad
nice try yuropoor

>>10195613
Down the pills with some seltzer water. You can make this at home, and even add a squeeze of lemon or lime. What's your excuse now?

Americhad here. Only plebs drink this shit. Makes sense that OP would too. Limp wristed eurocucks.

>>10195691
I LIKE THE EASE OF THE HIT
I LIKE BEING ABLE TO INDUCE HALF HEART ATTACK ON A WHIM
I LIKE DRINKING LITERAL POISON AND RISKING DEATH FOR NOTHING

I'VE GONE FULL CIRCLE BRO, I BUY ENERGY DRINKS BECAUSE I WANT MYSELF TO COLLAPSE JUST AS I WANT SOCIETY TO

THERE IS BEAUTY IN TRAGEDY, THERE IS AN ADVENTURE IN RISK

I AM WILLING TO RISK ALL, EVEN LIFE ITSELF, FOR THE WRITTEN WORD

>>10195728
>Amerilard
>Not an eurocuck

ROFL. Cracka bitch is a cracka bitch, stealing land don't make it any different.

>>10195143
>tfw most european countries outrank USA on all quality of life ranking lists
American society is more diverse and way larger so you can't really compare Finland and Iceland to USA dummy
>but muh freedom
You're damn right my freedom
>second largest Jewish population in the world
>muh jews
>country ran by kikes who shove politically polarizing propoganda down mutt throats via the media they own
europe is the most cucked continent on earth

>>10195778
Did you write this yourself? I'll give you credit for that. Not bad.

>>10195815
>m-muh c-cucked e-europe

The cucked european countries are all the ones your bitch boy ancestors originated from, which make up about 20% of the continent. They've got more in common with ameriniggers than the rest of europe.

>>10195838
I DIDN'T JUST WRITE IT, I LIVE IT, BABE.

>>10193828
probably one of the most underrated posts I've seen on /biz/, how does this not get a single (You) with 41 replies?

>>10195921
nobody gives a fuck about muh ancestors, you are cucked and that's THAT

>>10195945
What is your profession?

>>10195970
I'm not a cracker, i can't be cucked. I'm the one who cucks you cumskin.

Keep up that denial while your girlfriend keeps taking my LMD.

>>10195980
ACCELERATIONIST ILLEGALIST FATALIST ROMANTIC

WHAT ABOUT YOU DARLING?

>>10195815
>US is not ran by the kikes
AHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHA

>>10195970
you are unworthy of your family and thus your life

>>10196012
NEET/crypto investor with some success and aspiring entrepreneur. Sorry, couldn't think of a meme reply.

>>10195980
A freelance neet

>>10196000
>>10196027
>>10196029
lmao look at the butthurt
>mfw eurocucks are so irrelevant their whole identity revolves around justifying how they are better than Americans

>>10196056
SAME

START SMUGGLING ARMS AND SELLING CRACK ON THE DARK NET.

>>10196066
>says the guy who posted >"euro" >"chad" first
LMAO solid projecting there my burgerbuddy ))))

>>10193822
imagine being a eurofag and living in constant envy of americans

>>10196069
I've THOUGHT about learning chemistry and getting into LSD synthesis or something of the sort and selling on the dark net (only thought, thinking about such things isn't illegal Mr. FBI guy), but decided it's not worth the risk and I'm better off seeking legal business opportunities.

I do coke instead of drinking caffeine drinks

>>10196066
your arrogance is unwarranted. you are the worst type of human imaginable

>>10195815
>muh diversity
>muh country of immigrants
>muh illusion of freedom
Yeah, goodluck with that. (((they))) are successfully pushing feminism, sjw rhetoric through media and relentlessly attacking people who object. Meanwhile your (to be) shithole of a third world country is being hollowed out by (((them))) with the aid of bought and paid for politicians. Good luck not killing yourself over the crippling depth if you ever need healthcare, pills or child custody. Land of the free my ass.

Just face it mutts, Most western European countries are better in every metric such as economic freedom or quality of life indexes. Also we are whiter than you dispite having dealt with over 1,200 muslim invasions over the last 600 years and this will not change because (((they))) don't run the EU as much as they run the 'land of the free'

>but muh muslims immigrants
Lately there has been a rise in uncucked politicians and several southern countries are doing a better job at building walls to keep shit skins out than you will because (((they))) want cheap labor and docile mutts.

>>10193822
you're in good company

>10196066
>that western european who is too stupid to realize he is a western european

Can't refute it, can you? Go on a board with flag sometime, you'll find britiniggers talking just like you. If you hadn't explicitly said that you're a burger, i don't think i even would've realized.

>>10196221
shut up yank

>>10196221
Learn to quote properly.

>>10196239
Suck my dick cracker bitch.

>>10196238
Further away from yanks than you cumskin.

>>10196314
YOU WISH YOU WERE WHITE LMAO

>>10196339
>>10196314
>>10196238
>>10196221
what is wrong with you? it's embarrassing to read this shit

>>10195416
sure thing pal, guzzle down

>>10196314
Good job quoting anon, you're making progress!

>>10196147
>unironically this

>>10196339

Nope. Thanks for proving my point with your burgertier post though. Too bad your over the pond cousins attention span was most likely too short to witness it.

>>10194624
>Lives in country full of niggers and brainlets with 65% bodyfat
>has no foreskin
>pays relatively high taxes while getting nothing in return after Israel takes its cut
>claims he is more chad than europeans

>>10196377
DONT CARE ABOUT AESTHETICS QUEER

YOU WANK TO CARTOONS.YOU'RE IRRELEVANT

>>10196473
OF COURSE YOU DO, DON'T DENY IT

WHAT POINT? I'M MORE EDUCATED THAN YOU LIKELY EVER WILL BE

>>10196641
>n-no y-you d-do
>m-u-muh education

Two hard copes in one post, that's impressive! This is all a ploy to get me to fuck your girlfriend, isn't it cucky?

I bet their sales just went up

>>10196778
NO IM AN ACCELERATIONIST ILLEGALIST FATALIST DETERMINIST ROMANTICIST

I LITERALLY LIVE BEYOND YOU LITTLE BOY, GO MASTURBATE TO A CARTOON

>>10195815
>You're damn right my freedom
>freedom
>be amerifat
get taxed on your worldwide income, even if you have NEVER set foot in the US

>>10196849
It's nice of you to admit your inferiority. Thanks for the suggestion, i don't see any reason not to.

>>10196896
YOU WISH YOU WERE WHITE SKINNED, DON'T YOU? LOL IT'S ALRIGHT IN THE NEXT LIFE YOU MIGHT BE

>>10196930
Why would i wish to be something i already am? Light skin isn't just a cracker trait, surely someone as educated as you knows that. What next, you wish you had blue eyes? Being a cracker isn't skin deep.

>>10195143
Amendments 1 and 2. You're move.

;^)

Have fun with your trucks/bombs of peace and the loss of your countries to invaders because you can't own guns to shoo them away.

>>10197003
GO AWAY PEASANT

>>10197157
>say something stupid
>get corrected
>p-peasant

Is this the extent of snownigger "intellect"? I'd tell you to hang yourself, but tying a noose is probably far too complicated for your pea brain.

>>10195815
t. has never left 'Merica

>>10197180
YOU DIDN'T CORRECT ANYONE
YOU JUST DENIED THE TRUTH

YOU'RE AN ANTIQUE MAN, FRAGILE AND OLD.

>>10193907
Hey man, idk how much identifying info you've posted or what info i could gather from other anons but I'm really feeling like I'd dox you the second I got the chance. Just letting you know to watch your back

>>10197092
clueless mutt, see >>10196147

Let that sink in.

>>10197245

I feel bad for comparing burgers to you now, i have never seen a burger act this stupid. Getting away from all that inbreeding must have given them a boost in the intelligence department.

>>10197340
Holy shit. You're still here obsessing over americans?

>>10195962
I don't understand the rattle part

good goy

>>10197390
>OMG stacy, why are all the haters like totally obessing over me? i dont get it
this is you

>>10197390
lmao it's been hours since I triggered them and they are still at it. how pathetic can they be.

>>10196147
cringeeeeeeeee

>>10193822
LOL healthy europoor with extremely small hands. Whats it like being a handlet, girls must comment on your petite hands all the time, "ANON MY HANDS ARE AS BIG AS YOURS TEE HEE".

>>10193822
you know us true boomers do it without the sugar right?

SUGAR FREE ENERGY BRO

>>10197380
I'm English, you peasant.

>>10197692
>resorts to personal attacks after being triggered when confronted with facts.
wew

>>10197856
>this reading comprehension
Are you actually mentally handicapped?

>>10197913
Have you seen good goys peterson home? Its a fuckin mess, also his wife is a kike. Good goy, keep following petersons common sense advice, also white identity is bad goyim, yes goy, all other national identities like jewish and black are good goy, remember that.

>>10197913
Also its a fact he has petite woman hands. Follow your own advice faggot.

>>10193822

>>10195778
Am I the only one who can crack one of these before going to bed and sleep like a baby?

Caffeine has barely any effect on me unless really high doses, 84kg 1.82m 17% bf

>>10199015
I DRINK 3 A TIME
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
IT FEELS GOOD TO FLY
BUY A REDBULL AND DIE
WELL, AT LEAST YOU CAN TRY

>>10199015
That said I'm 6ft 4, 75~ KG, lean-mode. So don't know, but they fuck me up good and proper.

>>10193822
I liked it, also bought it because of the meme, tasted like lemons and bubblegum
Gave me the shits though

I do wonder how much this meme has boosted sales

>>10199015
Why would you drink this before bed?
You fucking rotter.

>>10198877
>imagine being being this much of a turbo faggot
It's a fucking meme you fat fuck, you seriously think you can refute the claims because I posted a Jordan-Peterson-Clean-Your-Room meme?
That's the thing with you mutts, when confronted with facts you resort to personal attacks, fallacies or you dodge the matter that is at hands.

Honestly I cannot blame you, after decades or polarization all you thirdies (to be) are capable of is deflecting arguments and shitting all over it with things that are not relevant because you are too arrogant to admit when you are being schooled.

You people are not capable of independent thought, you response to critique is so fucking infantile it's hilarious. I get a great kick out of posting mutt threads because of this, I can honestly not get enough of it.

Because
>muh freedom
>muh greatest country in the world
When that is factually incorrect by all metrics, look it up. Oh wait you're too fucking dumb let me do it for you.
18th on Economic Freedom: https://www.heritage.org/index/ranking, behind on potato niggers, uk, arab emirates, taiwan, even fucking georgia and estonia and a sum of about 8 European countries.
17th on quality of Life: https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings_by_country.jsp with a sum of 14 European countries in the top 22.
>oh how about healthcare?
17th again: https://lif.blob.core.windows.net/lif/docs/default-source/publications/2016-legatum-prosperity-index-pdf.pdf?sfvrsn=2 with 13/17 eurochads ahead of you.

I could go on and on but you get the gist of it. It's a bitch aint it? You mutts constantly score on the lower end of real first world countries and are mostly ranked among eastern bloc countries or even asian ones. Only a matter of time before you'll get outclassed by african countries.

And you know what? It's totally fine, except that you people cannot stop droning about how great that shithole of a country is when it clearly isn't.

americans are pigs

>>10193822
>can't handle his sips
Never going to make it my dude

>>10199186
TLDR KEK, so assblasted has to resort to a thesis. Persuasion requires short concise sentences verbal or written to transpond correctly, BTFO.

>>10193822
>cries because his boomer body couldn't handle a zero calorie beverage

Why not just drink tea or coffee??

>>10193822
Why are zoomers always so frustrated?
Once you grow up you'll learn to stop and smell the roses, sonny.

>>10200955
You have pretty much proven his point though you illiterate retard
HAHAHAHAA TLDR BTFO MUTT xdxdxd
>>10202177
Kek

>>10200955
>this is you
nice coping, mutt

>>10195628
There is more then 2 times the caffiene in a large starbucks coffee.
There is even a calculator based on personal weight to see how much of a certain energy drink you can drink before you die.

Its like 106 cans of monster ultra for me

>>10203303
Depends on your heart and other things I guess
Some can drink one and drop dead

>>10193822

>>10196573
D E S T R O Y E D

>>10203303
Maybe cocaine would be better for you?
>>10196573
usa B T F O, but really tho why do muricans cut in their dicks like the jews? is it really that ((bad)) over there?

>>10193822
i unironically do not understand why anyone would be buying energy drink without sugar. If you want energy drink without sugar, thus energy drink with no calories, that is energy drink without energy. That defies purpose of energy drink. It makes as much sense as invisible traffic light.

>>10194624
lol

Drank is every day before it became a meme... meme magic must be real. $1000 eoy

>before I dumped it in my sink

>>10203935
the aftertaste of the sweetener is also horrible

>>10193828
Kino/10

>>10194624
Nice delusion-cope, kys

>>10193828
Based

>>10193822

I know right?

How do governments even responsibly let people buy and consume this liquid healthcare disaster?

I guess in America, where there is no healthcare, the governments allow their citizens to grow to be morbidly unhealthy slobs, but in any civilized nation, this should be regulated like a corrosive acid or high VOC substances..

>>10193946

Get help.

>>10193907
Nobody fucking likes you

>>10206136
RKG doesn't even use trips. I think she should start though.

>>10193907
Yeah, RKG, I recommend you begin using a super secure tripcode, so everyone knows it's really you when they see your name. And prove you're a girl (without doxing yourself), and in the same moment give us multiple photos of pieces of paper with /biz/ + date and year + with you or part of you in the photos.

>>10193822
bought a 10 back yesterday that was on sale. should last me until Wednesday

>>10193828
Hmmm.

>>10195551
This is what I do in addition to cutting out sugar from my diet and I feel infinitely better than I used to. I was drinking those things way too long

Normally I enjoy a cup of coffee around 11pm when I work the night shift, but this socal heat wave has been brutal. Too hot for hot drinks. So the other night I eye'd the white monster in the vending machine and bought one. I thought the taste was ok, and it gave me a good caffeine buzz.