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How much link do I need to make a girl smile like this?

>> No.10187677

>>10187673
0

>> No.10187691

>>10187673
you don't, you just need to have a big dick and hook up with her since she'll never settle down with you after reading her feminist manifesto

>> No.10187702

any amount, link is a joke

>> No.10187709

>>10187673
5,000 minimum

>> No.10187713

what the fuck is up with her hairline

>> No.10187716

MODS
BUSINESS AND FINANCE, I AM HERE TO MAKE MONEY AND LEARN ABOUT MARKETS

PLEASE DELETE THIS SHIT. DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS.

>> No.10188501
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10188501

I'm so fucking lonely bros

>> No.10188544

>>10188501
Fucking down in the dumps RN too bro.Being a 30 year old boomer isnt as fun as the memes

>> No.10188575
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10188575

>>10188501
>Crypto is dead
>Economy is about to crash
>Still a virgin with no gf, will probably stay this way for the foreseeable future
Bout to end it all

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>>10188501

>> No.10188630

>>10187673
at least 8 inches

>> No.10188694

>>10187673

Just tell her you're in to pussy fisting.

She'll smile.

>> No.10188703

>>10188694
have you done this?

>> No.10188714

>>10187716
they dont get paid so technically its not a job

>> No.10188721
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>>10188501
ive been lonley for a total of 6 years

hang in there fren

>> No.10188734

>>10188703

Yes, with many women. They love it. They love it even more when a man tells 'em so because most of them are too ashamed to say it first.

>> No.10188763

>>10187673
All the money in the world won't help you get the genuine affection of a girl if you lack social skills. You know: confidence, charisma, humor, refined body language/mannerisms/facial expressions. All that is built and honed in everyday social interaction and whithers away in isolation or NEET-dom, along with the rest of your personality. Even if you are a billionaire, you still need to work towards something, challenge yourself and be able to hold your own in social situations, or better yet be able to dominate them if necessary. Happiness grows from competence, you can't "check out" and expect to be happy or get the rewards that a "winner" gets.

>> No.10188883

0 to make her laugh with you, 1+ to make her laugh of you.

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>>10188721

>> No.10189539

>>10187673
You'll be ok with what you got.
60% incredulous
10% shock
20% disbelief

>> No.10189551 [DELETED] 

>>10188501
I've never had a gf so far and am in my mid 20's.

>> No.10189560
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10189560

>>10188501
I've never had a gf so far and am in my mid 20's. Although that doesn't really make me lonely.

>> No.10189599

>>10187673
ugly

>> No.10189671

>>10189539
You're missing 10%

>> No.10190086

>>10187673
Trying to hard to be a passive pixie dream girl. Fucking disgusting.

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>>10188501
goddammit why you have to remind me

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>>10189560

Me too, fren. About to turn 26...

>> No.10190262

>>10190234
>about to turn 30
>mfw

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>>10188501
>>10188721
>>10189336
>>10189560
>>10190178
>>10190234
>>10190262

Me too frens, me too.

>> No.10190286

>>10190262
Congrats on nearly becoming a monster drinking boomer

>> No.10190313

>>10189671
Fuck!

10% intrigued

>> No.10190387

>>10188501
>>10188544
>>10188618
>>10188721
>>10189336
>>10189560
>>10190178
>>10190234
>>10190262
Goddamn guys... I was born somewhat wealthy, and made a decent amount from crypto and have a good family business. I still feel unfulfilled. I alienated myself from the only group of friends I had because I couldn't relate. They all had boyfriends and girlfriends, and had normal interests, were sociable at parties, and I was the odd one out who was always bitter and somewhat resentful of all of them.

Didn't realise I had so much in common with the others on this board.

>> No.10190647

>>10187673
I saw this fucking loop on an ICO page. We really are in a bubble

>> No.10190661

>>10188501
I have never held hands with a girl or been hugged by anyone, including my parents.

>> No.10190678

OP would you be so kind and provide the sauce for this shill grill?

>> No.10190687

>>10190678
https://youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34
2:14

>> No.10191163

>tfw have an unsociable wife
Life's good

>> No.10191518

>>10187691
What I don't get is how so many of us are redpilled yet there are still thirsty betas out there chasing these thots and making the situation worse for us all. Pajeet needs to be nuked off the face of the earth.

>> No.10191574

>>10187673
None, just show her your cock.

>> No.10191955
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10191955

>>10187673

Unzip your pants and tell her "This is what's up lady!"

>> No.10192042

>>10187673
More than 100k

>> No.10192044

>>10187716
>biz
>learn
Kek

>> No.10192046

>nose ring
disgusting

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>>10188501
just become gay and you've 10x'd your number of options. finding a girl in this day and age is a fucking hurdle.

>> No.10192273

>>10187673
>Ever telling your gf or future gf about your money
You guys are not gonna make it.
Once she knows she will go full vampire mode.

>> No.10192303

>>10192059
no, you've actually cut your options to 1/50 or less than what you had before and now you get to deal w/a huge social stigma
girls standards for straight men are so low and the neetards here dont even realize because all they can think about is getting a 10/10 instagram whore

>> No.10192333

>>10187691
not all attractive women are cunts
you'd know that if you actually met any, you basement dwelling beta

>> No.10192556

>>10188501
Sadness has covered me like a blanket. Tuck me in and let me die.

>> No.10193091

>>10188501
me too fren I fucking hate it

>> No.10193109

>>10189560
23 here damn it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10193130

>>10188763
This is so right. "Chad" is only Chad because he talks to people all day.

>> No.10193156

>>10188501
Sometimes I think I'm used to it and then
>sudden gf cravings
>have a dream about holding hands with gf
>wake up
Fucking hell

>> No.10193171

>>10188501
fuck...we need a bull market asap so I can make it

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>>10193156
I know that feel fren

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>>10188501
hang in there buddy, we are all going to make it.

>> No.10193597

>>10187673
I want to have babies with her

>> No.10193615

that's not even a real smile

>> No.10193669
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>>10189560
>>10190234
listen guys all you need to do is approach some girls and say "ladies you are looking good tonight!" then just walk away

>> No.10193722
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10193722

no problems with girls..
but I just don't fucking know what to do in my life that fulfills me.
I have friends, a wagie job, even going to fitness 3-4 times a week but everything feels so fucking useless.
idfk

>> No.10193743

>>10193722
Become a monk

>> No.10193767

>>10187673
Source https://youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34?t=2m13s

>> No.10193787

>>10188501
Hang in there fren. 25 year old here ,still with my parents and 3 cats. Never had a gf or a true friend.Been on SSRIs for almost 8 years

>> No.10193810

>>10193722
you've gotta find your meaning, brother

>> No.10193902

>>10193722
Have a child. Raising a human being will give you purpose as you will always find yourself trying to set the right example (be it work ethic, social interations, general morality, etc). You'll naturally become a better person and will have a reason to work and provide. Then in 20 years when your son is NEETing and resents the shit out of you for thinking you're somehow responsible for his failures, in addition to rejecting all the life principles you've attempted to pass on to him, you can finally neck yourself.

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>>10188544
>iktf
30yo boomer living with mommy and daddy still

>> No.10193938

>>10188501
the answer is cold steel

>> No.10193977

>>10193722
let me guess you have some shitty office job.

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>>10188501
We are all going ot make it brah..

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>>10193902
Holy shit anon, that's some dark shit

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>>10193902
D...d...daddy ?

>> No.10194738

>>10188501
I was a bookworm for a long time. I'm a single dad now and it's lonelier.

>> No.10194767

>>10188734
anon, stop.. dont do this.. please

>> No.10194783

>>10193902
The parents literally create the beta NEET. They had almost full power over him, yet you decided to grandstand in an oblivious manner.

>> No.10194810

Seems like shes curious as to what she's looking is doing, expecting something entertaining she'd be able to participate in enjoyably.
Just be entertaining, nonthreatening when it's not needed and be able to interact with people and take action.
So easy...

>> No.10194869

>>10187673
If you really believe women are gold-digging whores why would it be your highest aspiration to make one of their dreams come true at your expense?

>> No.10194904

God damn I’m trying to get away from my gf at the moment she’s so annoying and this thread makes me want to kill myself

>> No.10195069

>>10194767

Why? Srs, women love it.

>> No.10195171

>>10187673
>cares about a woman's feels
you're never gonna make it

>> No.10195851

i watch this webm every day

>> No.10196739

does anyone know any pornstars that look like her?

>> No.10196745

>>10195851
that's creepy af. i do it too.
>>10188501
there's a big fucking difference between being lonely and not dating a girl like that. do something man, even if its just studying smth.

>> No.10196762

>>10196739
you can't find a pornstar like her she's pure

>> No.10196770

>>10196745
I tried nothings works man :'(

>> No.10196784

>>10192556
you're a poet man. you deserve a good life

>> No.10196817

>>10193787
>Been on SSRIs for almost 8 years
might as well off yourself now, your brain is completely fucked

>> No.10196875

>>10190387
>Didn't realise I had so much in common with the others on this board.
How do you think you ended up here. Normal well adjusted people don't work their way down the meme lines to 4chan.

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>>10187677
dubs of truth

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>>10188501

>> No.10198372

>>10187673
https://youtu.be/RZP6uJtgM34?t=2m13s

>> No.10198963

>>10187677
Fpbp

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>>10188501
>>10196875
>>10190387

Can't (You) every fren from here, but I just wanted to say that I don't have a clue how I discovered chan in first place. It's like this place just found me. unreal how much I relate to some of the people here, that I didn't and wont meet probably.

Lonely advices:
-stop giving a fuck about rejection
-don't get into friendzone, tell girls that you like them more than friends,
-don't tell them that you love them straight away you creep. work your way up
-men speak with facts, women speak with emotions and feelings.
-if you are 3-4/10 like myself, act confident like you are 6 strong
-you are most likely going to end up with someone as ugly as you, not with beautiful girl like from OP, unless you are on the same level of beauty. 8-10 don't marry 3's . this ain't a movie
-lower your standards
-talk to girls , even strangers - say whatever dumb shit is on your mind - don't filter yourself
-watch SimplePickup old videos with advices about pickups etc. worked like a charm, especially one above about filtering yourself

Godspeed anons, hope you frens make it both in crypto and in love.

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>>10200091
What advice do you have for me anon?

Mid 20's, never had a gf, have gotten attention from girls before but usually uglies.

Examples from within the last few years:
1. Retail job a bit after graduating college. A tall slim ugly faced girl, shorter than me and 3ish years younger, made it obvious she liked me by saying stuff that a girl would likely not say if she found you ugly.

2. Call center job. First week of work with a bunch of new hires. Assigned seat next to a short fat ugly girl slightly older than me. Became gushy over some little thing I didn't do but she thought I did for a bit. Even stroked my pants covered calf with her heel covered foot up and down.

Anon how do I get a woman who is at least okay looking and where do I meet them when I rarely leave the property besides work and filling up the car with gas?