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I know it's a meme but it's pretty good

>>10184466
fag
>unironically wont make it

It has 0 calories yet provides you with energy. Literally violates thermodynamics

>>10184466
It's not a marketing campaign retards you really think Coca Cola would put in this much effort to sell this shit to 3,000 poor losers on biz?

What the difference between the Zero and the Zero Ultra?

>>10184466
Yep me too. N you know what it's fucking awesome..

I want to be a boomer so bad. I'm gonna buy one to roleplay

>>10184915
lol

>>10184915
Big if true

>>10184466
Been huffing these for months. This stuff is the shit, I can no longer add small sums or write legibly but I can see my own pulse.

i bought so many MNST calls

Why is the Devil drink being spammed here all of a sudden?

>>10185014
nice

Not bad but the ultra blue and ultra red are better than the white imo

>>10185220
The sugar free is kinda shit, but I bought a few for the memes

>>10185220
what's the difference?

>>10185244
I think in general sugarfree energy drinks taste better
>>10185283
The flavor, white reminds me of Fresca, the red is kinda like a fruit punch flavor, the blue just tastes like blue lol

You guys are honestly retarded. Fucking low iq slaves hurrr muh favorite heavily shilled energy drink
No wonder you guys can’t make it, you literally fall for every scam ever
Dress it up in as much irony as you want, but you’ll always be stupid unironically 100%
t. 24 year old marketingfag from nyc

>>10185354
Certified big shot

>>10185372
Stay sippin bruh XD

>>10184915
its a trick, just like sucking cocks amiright lmao

>>10185354
holy shit, this guy is Very Smart

Get the rockstar grape. 10 cals and 250 mg of caffeine

>>10185411
Keep it coping, anon. What’s ur favorite flavor of McDonald’s btw

>>10184466
I'm drinking my 4th one today.

No idea if it's even good or because I associate it with the evolution of curious pepe to boomer growing up on the internet and my tastebuds are nostalgic.

Fuck you guys

>>10185447
>Keep it coping, anon. What’s ur favorite flavor of McDonald’s btw

I don't buy drinks when eating out as they're overpriced

drink tea u retards.

>>10185612
But which one, there's like six million types of tea.

>>10184466
It's actually really nice.

>>10185625

>>10184466
I asked my gf to buy me some for the memes. Haven't tried it yet, waiting for the perfect moment

If any of you have bought a monster in the last few months, you may as well stop investing. You don’t have what it takes

>>10186181
I'm trying it for the first time tonight.
This Meme better be true.

i picked up a case of 24 from amazon for like 28 bucks lol. not sugar free tho.

what are the chances this was actually in anyway guerilla marketing? I'm guessing 0 but crazier things have happened...

>>10186249
enjoy your diabetes/obesity you zoomer fuck

>>10184919
>there's only 3,000 people here
NuclearReactorEmergencyMeltdownProcedure.pdf

>>10185354
Whoa, that’s such a good rebbit post, could work on tumblr to, upboated likes and subscribed.

>>10186206
T. Doesn’t have a monster to sip and now can’t keep up with the energized sippers
Stay poor faggot

>>10184466
Redbull is better

>>10186262
There is an anon out there who got a good promotion for this marketing stunt.

>>10184466
tastes exactly like squirt. unironically pretty good

>>10186421
>Redbull is better

>>10185104
TURN THE CAN UPSIDEDOWN AND BOTTOMS UP 666 YOU NEED JESUS

>>10184919
this will have a measurable effect on coca-cola's revenue. that 31-yo-boomer twitter account alone has like 2k subscribers

>>10185612
>>10185625
>>10186165

>>10186342
>>10186342
>anything that dare attacks my 100000-layer protective cover of irony is <enter normiezone here>, reeee
so much fucking cope, it's like a bottomless pit of finger-pointing and delusion
who here unironically /sip/ unironically tho, unironically

I couldn't resist any longer. You win /biz/, you win.

>>10184915
So in other words it's aspartame water and provides you with brain fog, degenerated optic nerves, increased likelyhood of developing cancer and obesity.

>>10185354
>you all fell for a scam by purchasing a $2 beverage
>i work in marketing so im immune to scams, ad tactics, and have no human desires/instincts/drives
You sure youre not the one who fell for the scam being college/wagelife?

>he thinks monster is part of the coca cola company>>10184919

>>10186743
>>10186743
the scam is in perpetuating the meme for them, you literal myopic retard
i make 100k+ a year, neetbabe. not including bonuses.
yeah, i got scammed SO HARD.
/sip/
you 18-24s are adorable
no wonder the market loves to rape you boys, you just roll over and take it

>>10185354
it's always pretentious NYC niggers that think anybody cares that they're from NYC

you're 24, you're a fucking baby, and you know absolutely nothing

>>10186860
>/sip/

its great

You all used to laugh at foodies and now you're discussing what colour of cyanide is the best.

i have been constantly /sip/ing for a year now and i have increased my sip ratio due to the meme, i am the boomer

>>10184466
Literally bought one last night for the first time (ive only had the regular monster once or twice). I walked passed the vending machine, saw it, and purchased it so I could take a pic and memepost. The drink itself was decent enough for an energy drink. I didnt finish all of it. The flavor was not super sugary. I got an energy boost but not full on caffeine jitters. The textured can was kind of cool. I'll probably never buy one again. I prefer regular old coffee for my buzz but last night was like 95 degrees.

>>10186717
actually it uses sucralose and acesulfame potassium which is safer. dyor, dumb zoomer