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drink your own coffee, cuck

buy a coffee pot retard

\u can buy 2 monster energy drinks with $5

>>10183884
stop drinking coffee. you don't need it coffeecuck

>>10183884
I swear to god you must be american

>>10183884
Dude their coffee tastes like burnt rubber. You must be drinking that sugar water frappuccino bullshit instead...
Get some fucking taste. You can brew your own coffee at home for cheaper, and it will taste better. Get a french press, buy some Gevalia or Seattle's Best.

Make your own

Search for the recipe on the internet

Buy one of the in-the-bottle mixer

>>10183928
what is American about this?

Used to have the same problem. It was pretty much psychological, felt like I just needed to spend $5 at Starbucks to start/complete my day.

I no longer drink it everyday now because I notice it not only can I save a shit ton of money, but it makes me pee a lot and gain weight. pretty much just once in awhile.

Save so much money now!

10$ coffee pot at walmartish type place + costarica espresso = good coffee for 1/100 the cost for the next years

>>10183884
Shut this down goyem. I’m a share holder here .

Their coffee blows

>>10183884
Make your own you fat retard

>>10183898

I can’t though, I just love going every day on my way to work and interacting with the baristas who all know my name (I tip about $1-2 each time I go). It’s an addicting feeling

Brew at home:

Easy mode- Nespresso delonghi automatic
Best taste- Grind with baratza grinder or lido 3 maximum coarseness, fresh light roast ethiopian or kenyan beans from local roaster, french press, volvic or zephy bottled water... 1 gram coffee for every 8 gram water (each ml is a gram), place freshly ground coffee in french press and add appropriate amount of boiling water, put top on french press and swirl on table vigerously one minute, press plunger and pour all coffee into new cup, drink luke warm.

>drinking coffee shit at all

Never gonna make it

>>10184141
How can you not afford fucking coffee?!?!??

>>10184148
I rather buy crypto with the money I safe by not drinking disgusting brown soup made by a minimum wagecuck.

>>10183884

KONG STRONG

Tastes good and costs only €0.25. I know that this is a local brand but I am sure that there is a similary cheap brand that whereever you live.

I also know that this is a bait thread but I really like posting about my favorite energy drink.

>>10184173
I'll bet you're fun at parties.

>>10184131
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10184195
>implying an incel goes to parties

>>10183884
Imagine being such a basedboy beta cuck that you need to drink coffee every morning to gain energy

>>10183884
Imagine being such a based basedboy beta cuck that you need to drink coffee every morning to gain energy

>>10184250
if you mean by ((based)) those pol/fags, then yes, I can imagine them needing many things.
They would go to starbucks and start rambling just to see others focusing on them once in their life.
How pathetic

>>10183884
Just make your own coffee? If you're too lazy to do that buy one of those nespresso machines.

>>10184131
Option 1: Buy a regular coffee instead of warm milk with sugar (still overpriced but more reasonable)

Option 2: Make enough money that you don't worry about wasting $5 a day on Starbucks

Is Keurig acceptable? less mess, less coffee wasted.

>>10184131
Lmao, as a current barista this is exactly what they tell us in training

>>10183934
>Seattle's best
shit taste

>>10184173
>that 25 year old boomer who never started drinking caffeine
>he makes sure to mention it to everyone isn't he virtuous

>>10183884
Dunkin Donuts...half the price + better taste.

If you really wanna be cheap make your own cold brew at home

>>10185445
I dont get it why people even drink these liquid jew drinks what do you gain from them? 27 yo drinking only water.

>>10183898
>>10184131
>OP:how do i stop being a starcuck
>just buy a damn coffee pot
>OP: but i cant lul xD
go get your test levels checked op
>my only means of social interaction is when the baristas are doing their job by forcing themselves to be nice to every customer and I think its because they like me eggsdee *tips*

as someone invested in sbux
keep buying starbux please, no one makes thicker lattes!

>>10185529
Pls tell us more about your vegan lifestyle so interesting

>>10184404
>>10183928
Damn you sound like a little bitch no offense

>>10183884
1. Buy a Keurig machine.
2. Buy inexpensive pods on Amazon or Walmart.

>>10183884
So this is 150$ a month. Let's say for the last 5 years
Imagin you would pay into an ETF savings plan for the last 5 years and the ETF was underperforming with 3% you would now possess a portfolio worth 9711$.

>>10186158
Those are expensive too. Get a stereotypical drip. You're obviously not into quality so it doesn't matter. Buy a massive bag of whole bean from BJs or Costcos with a friend's membership.

>>10184195
I bet you're good at having original thoughts

Stop being a cuck to the caffeine industry. You are feeling tired all the time because you do not have enough iodine.

Symptoms of hypothyroidism – which can be related to low iodine levels or other forms of 'underactive' thyroid disease – include:

-Lethargy and tiredness, muscular weakness and constant fatigue.
-Feeling cold (even on warm days)
-Difficulty concentrating, slowed mental processes and poor memory.
-Unusual weight gain.

https://www.jcrowsmarketplace.com/faq.aspx#5

>>10186830
Iodine from salt does not count because you have to consume an unhealthy amount of salt. That is one of the reasons why (((they))) put iodine in salt, to trick you into eating more salt.

Corporations are making tons of money off addictive foods that are more addictive than cocaine.

Junk foods - Sugar/Fats
Fast foods - Salt/Fats
Sports Drink/Coffee - Sugar/Caffeine

>>10186830
>>10186875
I don't even drink coffee, but I fit all those symptoms.

>>10186830
How much of this stuff to take as a supplement?

>>10184173
A CUP OF COFFE COST 5$!!!! WTF!!! YOU LITERALLY THINK YOU WILL GET RICH OFF OF 5$??!?!

WHAT FUCKING WORLD ARE YOU GUYS LIVING IN?!

Get 2 espresso shots in a venti cup with light ice and add the milk and sweetener yourself.

Costs $2.40 a cup.

>>10183884
You're only gaining $5/day on crypto?

Me used 2 ho to Starbucks every morning but one day pretty sure barista made cummies into me hot chocolate

Haven't gone back since

>>10187655
post boipuss on /trash/ and link here, thx

>>10185129
What do they tell you?

>>10183884
Make your own coffee

>>10183884

Throw the next one at a roastie. You won't go back anymore after that.

>>10187488
Im losing a couple of grand on crypto per day by holding.

>>10186875
Junk food is loaded with salt and fastfood is loaded with sugar

>>10183884
brew your own faggot. i roast n grind, and it beats the living shit out of that burnt up starfucks garbage.
You could be buying 50lbs sacks of beans and roasting/grinding premium yourself for 1/5 the cost of what you're wasting.

>>10187433
Read the faq
https://www.jcrowsmarketplace.com/faq.aspx#5