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>>10170853
Or even have a kid old enough to wake up when mowing.

>>10170853
Obviously, his parents granny flat where he gets visitation rights every second weekend. The boomer is teaching him a conservative semi-rural lifestyle not offered by new dad, innercity Ja-mal.

boomer meme is already stale af. gtfo

>not owning property at 30
What

>>10170853
boomer /biz/raeli should be chilling in bed while having paid boomer /biz/fag 10 sats to maw his lawn

Started breeding when I was 18. Now 33. Yep bub, the meme fits, we've just been too busy to make any new content.

>>10171077
nah your just one of the very few lucky millinials that was born a chad or inherited a trust fund.

>>10171405
>he doesn't know about trailer parks, the midwest, and white trash in general
not everyone who has kids is in a "financial position" to do so. and there are a lot of really low IQ white women who know their only possible path to value and being able to be lazy all day is through shitting out as many kids as possible. there are plenty of millenials with kids.

It sucks knowing I’ll never own land or never have a house of my own or never be able to afford a family

>>10170853
He is mowing his parents lawn. Don't ask me how I know this.

>>10171426
relying on gov handouts isnt a very good survival strategy.

Making $65K at 25

If I don’t own property by 30 I’m killing myself

>>10170853
>implying he isn't the son waking up the 60 year old boomer

>>10172192
Loo thats nothing, i was making just over 100k at that age

>>10171405
K thanks, I'll be sure to let all my peers know how lucky they are later today after I finish mowing my lawn.

>>10171405
yes typically chads settle down w/ family @ 18.

>>10170853
>tfw 20 year old boomer in 2005, mowing the lawn of my shitty $60k home at 6am

>>10172330

If you don't start making $300k you might as well kill yourself

>>10171586
I wish that was true.

With how scarce good jobs are how often millennials are cycling through jobs it makes little sense to buy a house.

t. 35yo renting incel boomer with no kids or gf

>>10170853
Exactly what I thought. 30 year olds still rent and still wear jeans like they're teenagers. And unironically still think hipsters are cool

>>10170853
My choices in life should not be to buy a house in bumblefuck and commute 2 hours to the nearest city for work every day. I live in the northeast and the only people i know that are actually making it (buying a house, having kids, getting married) all have rich parents.

https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/07/millennials-with-rich-parents/398501/

>>10172573
Although my parents are rich, they never helped me financially, not even paying for college, which i didn't attend because of the expense and the fact that I knocked a bitch up at my peak... Moreover, I think having rich parents just gives a person a certain mindset to succeed in life and having kids is like putting petrol in the gas tank, because once you're responsible for another human in that way, it really motivates you to hustle everyday of your life. That, and rich people generally have a higher IQ, so the whole genetic lineage gets a boost as well. Rich people aren't into giving handouts, quite the opposite in reality. I'll have an inheritance, mostly properties though, so I'll need to be financially stable if I want to hold on to those assets and not become nigger rich for a few years.

>>10172573
Read your shitty leftist article. I think the millennials that do fall into this category of receiving mom and dad handouts are the absolute worst of this generation. I told my parents a long time ago to sell their mcmansion and live somewhat frugally and spend all their money traveling the world before they got too old. I don't want their money, it's not mine to have. Thank god they sold their house which cost them 30k a year in property taxes alone back in 2007 before the markets crashed. They fell for the real boomer meme back before people realized what a man it was and have since traveled New Zealand, Europe and the US. Glad they listened.

>>10172788
Very proud of you anon. My parents did not listen, money unfortuantely sours relationships.
My mother blew a $400,000 inheritance from her father on early retirement. Now as she approaches retirement age, she must go back to work.

>>10170853
>that 15 year old zoomer who is gonna lose his fortnite rights until he finished quake on nightmare

>>10170853
Kek

26 yr old Boomer here

Been mowing my lawn since I was 21 when I bought my property with money saved from my minimum wage job

Friendly reminder that you can do it and stop making excuses

>>10172817
Normies don't realize how easy it is to blow through cash like that. I'm sorry that it caused such undue stress in your family. I'm not looking forward to my inheritence even though it'll consist of a beach front condo, a nice house in vacation town, 80 acres in flyover country with a lake, some land, 25% of an apartment complex, and probably some cash they don't end up spending because I have an older sister that'd likely do just what your mother did. That and watching 30% go up in smoke to fund the leaches of society really makes me want to puke.

>>10172829
Solid parenting.

>>10172934

>I'm not even looking forward to receiving free shit because of leeches

Holy fuck

>there are people in this thread that ACTUALLY think it’s impossible to make enough money by yourself in 10 years to afford a down payment on a property in the suburbs
LMAO

>>10173173
What is financial stress on top of losing your parents to old age? The Eternal Estate Tax.

>>10170853
29 y/o boomer here. The bank owns my house. Actually regret buying it, would much rather rent and put the 40K i saved from waging in crypto.

>>10173238
Aaaand capital gains tax. Probably some other tax just for good measure too. That and every tom dick and Harry coming out of the woodwork, looking for a handout. Doesnt seem like a party to me, but maybe I'm missing something?

>>10172788
Lol what a faggot.

I'm ashamed of my father for going down with the Lehman ship and not going to Goldman when he had the chance in early 00s.

I'll inherent literally millions less than I was supposed to because he was so senior that you get paid 80/20 in stock/cash and the stock is deferred comp for years out. So basically the last 5 years he worked there he worked for free since all that deferred comp went to 0 before he ever saw it. Dumbass.

Still rich enough to pay for my 60k/yr undergrad out of pocket and then give me my college fund when I graduated that I bought a condo with. I'm about to save enough for ab50% down payment for another condo and move into there and rent this one out. When I pay off that second one I plan on buying a house and having the millennial ducks renting my 2 condos pay my entire mortgage while I drink monsters and mvle my lawn at 9 am.

I'm 25.

>>10173372
>Lol what a faggot.
Nothing wrong with taking it up the pooper. I love the gays. If you're at all into crypto, you'll know what i mean :^)

>>10173372
Waaahhhhh I deserve my daddy’s money :(((((( I don’t wanna work for anything myself :(((((((((((

>>10173372
Poor little rich boi wah wah wah

>>10173372
cute woofer

>>10173372
>that one upside down book on his bookshelf
what did he mean by this?

>>10170954
Eh.. I didn't own property until 34

>>10172573
victim this and victim that. YOU can never be a really rich victim. Universe wont allow it, find another way if you want to make it.

It starts with your attitude

>>10170853
Im 33 and own 4 bed, 2 bath, 2 car garage home sitting on a acre of land. I only have 6 more years on my mortgage too.

33 year old bootstrap boomer here. Bought my house when I was 27. Not a brainlet though and didn't accumulate student debt like the rest of my generation who never stops bitching about not being able to own a home.

>>10170947
Cope

>>10170853

Well this guy does

>>10170853
There's nothing funny about generation memes. Easily 4chans worst memes they've ever put out

>>10171077
Digits confirm

I'm 26, have an Acre and a 2k+ square foot house with a fence. It's not that difficult.

>>10172817ur mom gay

>>10174817
Classic boomer cope.