/biz/ - Business & Finance

Still waiting for my robinhood account to be approved...

do they think im a fucking terrorist or something?

3rd for ratsu chan

anyone predicting a bear market end of year?

HMNY $2.50

ah yes

>>10160229
I’m predicting bear on goog, fb, TWTR

>>10160241
Tomorrow is the day of reckoning. Will green prevail?

>>10160241
me too lad
short oil and treasuries and long memes.
dunno why id ever bother w anything else?

>>10160242
this would drag the entire market into bear territory because of how heavily they are weighted in the indices

>>10160219
You probably just have a shitty bank

>>10160219
Oh shit I just noticed I placed my starting funds to $10 instead of $100.

They put me at the end of the last list for fucking sure. My trading career its over before it even began.

>>10160266
You'll fit right in here.

IMGN is going to raise 5-8 percent within the week. Sell out if it drops under 11.50, it's cyclic. I'm giving you anons free cash. Buy the 12 dollar call and wait until 11.50 and cash out, I don't think it's going to go near 12 because of hungry Jew investors seeking to cash a growing stock, every time it approaches their cycle so (((THEY))) can get constant profits every cycle. The difference is that we know of their tricks.

How high is drus gonna go?

>>10160263
You are probably correct.

>>10160289
>thinking that they don't know you know

>>10160282
how so?

>>10160289
Fuck it I'll bite. $12 calls are cheap as fuck, probably because you are the one writing them. I'll take the bait.

>>10160227

Why is /smg/ so lazy when making new threads, kel most generals have people tripping over self to make

>>10159954
>>10159924
Tbh me have no idea how deal with this insurmountable debt, try not for think about it ;_;

Guess plan is just to be dead by time gotta pay up after years of jerking derp collectors around

>>10159936
Wow cute

>>10160010
Me am unironically master of lucid dreaming. Not want to get into /x/ territory but can lucid dream so well it borders on astral projection

Me stopped because am have been so far out there LITTERALLY started to be preyed on by ?????

Pretty sure its punishment because whenever lucid in the dreaming me slaughter /everything/ lay eyes on in unspeakably sadistic ways

>HMNY
pfft hahahaha

>>10160289
I bought some 7/20 12 dollar calls without even looking into it. I love gambling!

>>10160374
Will you please astral project all over my face.

>>10160364
I'm just an Anon trying to help out my fellow Biznusmen. I lost hard when amazon crashed a few weeks ago, so I'm just trying to help anons scrape cash together with me.

>>10160290
dunno
they just got another military contract tho (or rather "howco" a subsidiary of theirs got it).
http://wallstreetnewscast.com/drus-0704/

i honestly could see it becoming a real company at some point. theyve dealt w a lot of their debt issues recently w all the splits, and seemed to have found a footing. volume has been steadily creeping in since may when i started avg into them

LCI making some gains today

>>10160398
I don't know why, but I trust you.

Anyone know when the HMNY reverse split is suppose to go into effect?

>>10160405
kek

>>10160362
So ultimately if you want to do long term, you basically wait till it goes down and average your costs then sell at 5 or 6? I mean I've read into the company, but would it be one of those where there would be a return if I hold it for like 2 years? That is if the economy dont crash and burn next year?

>>10160290
also, the share structure (tho heavily diluted from many r/s) is good. doesnt come across as anything thats gonna just disappear all of a sudden. theyre getting more opportunities every few months. my cost basis for them now is like 100 bucks lol so idc what they do anymore. its all money to me so long as we dont go back to .004/shr again

>>10160416
>>10160398
I trust him because of the color on his ID and the affable way he seems to be talking.

>>10160438
Good enough for me.

Based general

>>10160428
vote is in fall. if you hold till then i have no doubt it will moon.
>So ultimately if you want to do long term, you basically wait till it goes down and average your costs then sell at 5 or 6?
no thats what you do if youre swinging. 5 or 6 seems to be an area where its held down right now. watch it for a few days tho, its all over the place. could be entirely different tomorrow idk

Tire industry booming for some reason
GT
ML
CTB

>>10160426
They still haven't even had their meeting about it yet. Technically it's still just on the table, but yeah there's no way they won't approve it. Probably gonna happen at the end of the month.

>>10160428
>but would it be one of those where there would be a return if I hold it for like 2 years?
how would i know that?
i will say that im macro bullish on oil prices tho. that shit is going up for the next year (tho im short rn on it)
>That is if the economy dont crash and burn next year?
if the economy starts to fall apart then oil will REALLY moon

>>10160374
>Me am unironically master of lucid dreaming. Not want to get into /x/ territory but can lucid dream so well it borders on astral projection
Yes I know that, when I was in Eng School I could perfectly control my dreams

>>10160438
>>10160416
>>10160382
>>10160289
I'll let you guys know when to buy a put in their cycle too. I've gotten 100% profit on the puts, but I wouldn't buy a put that's not 12 dollars or 11 unless you'll take the risk of it not reaching strike price in time. We'll just wait and see to see when the cycle resets and if the risk is worth the reward.

>>10160219

fuck you burger, no Robinhood in islam europe :(

>>10160498
>>10160374
You ever try taking melatonin? I used to be able to induce psychedelic states while dreaming, full on acid flashbacks from my college days while asleep. I stopped doing it because it was too intense and I'd wake up in the mornings well rested but mentally exhausted.

LCI looking strong today, not sure if I should buy more now or wait for a little lower, it's really looking like it might take off soon

>>10160499
Much appreciated, the /biz/ gods smile upon based anons.

>>10160475
oil starting to turn in the near term

>>10160498
>>10160374
>lucid dreams
the only dreams i ever have desu
the trick (for me) is really simple. you set an alarm right near where you are when youre sleeping, so that you dont have to move to turn it off. then you keep your eyes closed, and try not to move at all. if this happens after a full nights rest, youre brain will still be half asleep, and full of dream chems, and your body will be mostly still asleep as well. if that doesnt work, stagger a couple alarms 20 mins away from one another

the important thing is to "wake up", but not move at all, and drop RIGHT back into REM sleep

>>10160457
>>10160482
Thanks anon, just wondering why would demand for oil moon if everything crashes? Is it like gold where it gets more expensive when there's a war going on??

>>10160208
you guys should invest in Etsy Stock, it's tripled in value in the matter of a year and continues to grow.

>>10160475
Tire fires are back in style. Get that nice black smoke rolling in your backyard as a good "fuck you" to environmentalists.

>>10160581
runaway inflation generally as the economy starts shitting the bed

if we look at that chart now, we can see this same weird tandem movement of dollar and commodities

>>10160374
why the fuck are you talking like tarzan?

>>10160569
They sound like a great thing but in reality they are hell. Try working on 6 hours of that half sleep. It's horrible, can barely keep my eyes open.

>>10160598
He's a grugposter

>>10160590
do you got the one where the chick is the /x/-mascot?

>>10160598
She is talking like a cute 2d asian goddess that doesn't have a firm grasp on the english language. Only plebs in this thread don't appreciate it. You must be a bear.

>>10160608
sadly no though I know what you're talking about

>>10160607
>>10160598
Holy shit changing kneepad's voice in my head from a "cute" """girl""" doing baby talk to grug changes fucking everything

>>10160639
Now i'm changing it from a cute asian girl to a cute asian girl pretending to mimic tarzan's voice which is only making me more diamonds.

>>10160606
i never had that problem for some reason. though like i said, all my lucid dreams hapened AFTER id had a full REM cycle (this is the only way i can get into them). in ral time, they probably last 15 mins, but as far as i can tell, its sometimes hours or days

>>10160624
darn. i like that one
i wish my old comp didnt die before i could get all my shit off.

literal decade of chan shit on there, and a ton of music that i hadnt backed up

>>10160607
>>10160623
>>10160639
>>10160648

>>10160263
I'm shorting oil for sure. DWT will make me rich

>>10160675
I'm not proud of myself anon, but daddy likes what daddy likes.

>>10160660
Yea its mentally exhausting to go several days of stuff in your sleep in a short time period waking up every hour or two then get up to do a job that involves sitting down and moving your arm in a warm environment. Almost got fired the one day. Never again 3rd shift.

>>10160689
be ready for a bulltrap though
have some extra set aside to double down if we get a spike at some point

>>10160711
>Never again 3rd shift.
yea fuck that shit
my new prerogative is to work as little as possible and focus on giving myself as in depth a financial education as is possible on my own, w the resources that i have available

>>10160726
My job is easy and the market closes by the time I'm done setting up so I can pick what I want to sit on for the night. Not bad, wake up at 9 sleep at 1. $20 an hour and 2 hours of reading time a night. I read at work and watch the market during the day.

this just in
some mofo just bought 50 7 strike calls for WEAT, october expiry. that literally never happens. go wheat or go home

ive been buying up the 6s whenever i get a dip. i got 8 of em now

that being said, i think it will pullback at least one more time

>>10160755
>$20 an hour and 2 hours of reading time a night
thats not the worst thing in the world i guess
i always find it easier to get reading done when im reading to skeeve off doing actual work. its definitely harder to make time on your own for it

Can't believe people fell for 273 hope AGAIN
oh well triangle painted

Still think this bear flag however

>>10160342
You have no money and are already making stupid mistakes. Welcome to the party

Somebody in last thread claimed bac and jpm are doubling their divs each year now. Anybody got a source on this?

Is everybody taking the week off or something? What is this shit volume?

Good Job on XXII anon. 7% gains today i'm proud of you. Too bad I had to work and couldn't trade today.

I hate you BAC!

>>10160782
my dad works for the fed he confirmed

>>10160765
Kneekeks its a bear Trap

>>10160789
There are a weird group of people that take mutliple days off of work for the fourth. That is probably the explanation

>>10160793
can you tell him to pump out a couple hundred trillion into the supply so our metals can moon, and we can grab some easy shekels?

well it just goes to show you how stupid retail can be
look at the IV for USO calls mooning. those guys selling the calls are gonna stomp the shit out of them lol

>>10160802
Half my crew took off. It's quite normal. If the push wasn't going so well they wouldn't have let them but were making twice as much for them as normal so they can fuck off.

>>10160806
sure thing bud, 1 trillion in QE 9 coming up

oh shit $tick just went hard sell. GET READY

If I'm understanding correctly, that $15 put would allow me to buy 100 shares of KR for 1500

What person would want to sell their shares at such a steep discount?

>>10160793

uh, w-whats habbening

>>10160789
holiday week
its always like this
tho i do think something is coming desu
the VIX has been tightening up, and looks like its getting ready to pump or dump

TFW bought more CCCR at 1.39 than I did XXII at 2.77

>>10160850
You are selling it. Go to buy to see what people are selling for. It's a put that it will go down 10 and you'll buy at 28 to resell at 18.50

>>10160780
Should I mail them telling them I wanted to put more funds and that it was a mistake?

>>10160397
Uhh x.x
>>10160498
Still can but just not dare 2
Sucks that you kinda lost

Imo dreaming something only losers do when they life suck

>>10160598
Maybe one day will send Comfy recording voice so you can understood how talk

>>10160888
15... I don't know why I said 18... But yea its totally worthless. You'll lose over $100 on each one.

>>10160400
Would really appreciate a dime. They are changing the name of the company and getting a new ticker. That should be a huge pump methinks.

>>10160890
I wouldn't worry about it, it'll clear when it clears. How long have you been waiting?

>>10160890
By the time your letter gets to them and they have a chance to respond, your account will likely be activated.

>>10160898
$1000 whats wrong with me today... So yea totally worthless. Worse then worthless.

>>10160891
>Maybe one day will send Comfy recording voice so you can understood how talk
This. I'm eager to call in as well.
Maybe I'll just vocaroo my stock shilling if I get too impatient.

>>10160924
I must've gotten shit mixed up then.
if I wanted to get steeply discounter shares, I would buy a call then.

What then, would possess a person to sell their shares at such a steep discount, other than a higher premium which is still significantly less than the value of the underlying

>>10160910
>a dime
i honestly dont think thats asking too much. this is one of the first times a pump on this stock has held in its entire existence as a publicly traded company. theres dumber drone memes out there that trade at a couple bucks a pop. sure they have much bigger Mcaps, but the small Mcap (as well as being down 90% YoY) is what makes DRUS so interesting to hold onto imo

where did you read about the ticker change? that usually implies that its going to get listed on a different exchange (which would be fucking HUGE if true)

>>10160891
If there is even a chance that you call into comfy's alleged live podcast, It needs to happen ASAP!!

>>10160942
If they can't afford to buy the actual shares. You'll find a few that you can make a few dollars off of if you buy but that's it.

>>10160967
Really I just want to buy lots of 100 of stocks so I can write more covered calls, and if I can save a few dollars buying deep ITM calls I wanna do it

I just don't know if there's any spooky hidden shit that's gonna fuck me six ways to sunday in doing so.

>>10160208
GBR 10 dollars EOY

/smg/ live conference call WHEN? I want to know what all my internet pseudofriends sound like!

>>10160891
>Sucks that you kinda lost
Yeah, I still remember some of my dreams.
How long have you been in the hospital girl ?

>>10160374
>Me stopped because am have been so far out there LITTERALLY started to be preyed on by ?????
what? like what?

YUM 77 is the bottom

what do you goyim think of my nerve center?
i mostly trade commodities (oil, metals, agriculture), vol, and bonds, but jump in to short and long the equities market when i see obvious opportunities.

anything you guys think i should add?

>>10160983
We're all dialing into the next HMNY investor call

Why is USO being so crazy they're bonkers!

>>10160983
he couldnt get the mic to work

>>10161006
I'll be David from SMG Capital.

>>10160890
it took about three days for me. just wait for them to clear you and transfer $90 when you're in. honestly, use this time to do some research and decide on some buys. hell, go watch Shkreli's finance lessons on Youtube

LCI gunna squeeze

>>10161006
lol thats a good idea actually. just gotta get someone to record the stream

>>10161012
how do you mean? it just lookslike its gradually going down rn desu

>>10160915
3 days

>>10160916
hope so.

What happened to wwe the last few months? Almost 300% this year.

>>10161022
David Davidson?

>>10161047
>>10161022
make sure you give them your robinhood link for a free share

what are some decent $5~$8 stocks I could buy right now? I want to write more covered calls and they're all I can afford

>>10161063
buy ODP and write covered calls

>>10161055
No I'm going to tell them how I have 1 share and ask when the moon mission is gonna be finished.

>>10161022
do the most stereotypical jew voice that you can muster

>>10160983
I'm playing d&d over roll20, can't. Plus my english accent is awful

>>10161091
Thats pretty solid thanks, any other covered call stocks you like?

>>10160233
Seriously though, does HMNY have support at 0.18?

>>10161091
I already have a covered call on ODP, I could buy more but I'd be putting my portfolio at risk having such a volatile company making up so much of my portfolio
but if there's not much else, I guess I could buy more

>>10161137
HMNY doesn't have any support at any price.

>>10161137
Only iron hands are left.

>>10161137
>does HMNY have support
Anon, I....

>>10161137
no its going to get reverse split. dont buy it

>>10161141
I like to sell covered calls for SDLP, its not for everybody tho.

Should I buy nimiq

>>10161128
scan for optionable stock on finviz with extremel high IV. you should be able to set your price range as well. higher IV means bigger premium

>>10161097
Which kind of jew? Like an Orthodox Jew, a Hasidic Jew, or a Northern Italy Cave Jew?

Anyone Swing Trading IMGN?

>>10161147
>>10161149
>>10161150
>>10161154
I know it's over, but I want to believe. I want to believe...

>>10161194
if you wanna buy in for the slight possibility of a squeeze, do so AFTER the r/s

>>10161187
>Hasidic Jew
hasids are by far the most intolerable. go w that

>>10161194
Do you already own HMNY? If so, what is your average price?

>>10161128
i've been selling calls and selling puts on ODP and on LCI, only works if you look to go long term and want some capital tied up.

You can look into RAD? i wouldn't go long on RAD though so i'm not sure if buying stock to write covered calls is worth it desu

>>10161159
I'm gonna keep my eye on SDLP. What are its prospects? How did it go from like $30 a share to $3? Are they in dire straights or is business just slow right now?

Newell finally breaks upward

>>10161225
50 shares at 0.65. To be honest, I don't really care what happens now that my position is worth a grand total of $10, lol.

>>10160965
>>10160935
Uh oh its live x.x it would b cool 2 hear everyones voice though right now everyone is deep bass black man 2 me

>>10160987

Been in and out for 3-4 weeks because complications >_> will get out /soon/ though

>>10161003
Omg not bad,
You ever look at /BLS raw industrial/ or a commodity correlation index?

If I win a call or put but don't sell do I need the money to buy all the shares and if so is there a company the helps cover winning calls for a %? Can you just sell to the broker at your winnings?

>>10161288
then just forget about it and wait. itll moon, or it won, either way, that money is gone

>>10161298
>You ever look at /BLS raw industrial/ or a commodity correlation index?
i dont trade industrials as theyre too overweight desu
but that seems like an interesting correlation
ticker is $BLS i assume?

>>10161298
The conference call is up right now? where's the fucking number; i need to call them right Now

>>10161298
I would call in, but I would actually have to get a list of things to shill about on the show.

>>10161320
jesus kid, you shouldnt be trading derivatives if you know that little about them

yes you can sell your call to the MM to get your gains. exercising is very uncommon. usually hedgefunds will do it. you can almost ALWAYS make more money by selling the contract than by exercise

>>10161320
>winning

>>10161329
I don't think theres anything up right now, I was just suggesting. I do have a mic and I'm not as incompetent as comfer since I have a background in film and editing. Would you guys be legit interested in a stream? I work full time though.

just threw 20 buckaroos on hmny
19 cents is the bottom

>>10161376
at this point i'd rather throw 20 bucks on CEI

>>10161376
lol
why would you buy in BEFORE the split? deadline for them to break $1 was last friday, unless im mistaken

>>10161376
0 cents is the bottom

>>10161298
>Been in and out for 3-4 weeks because complications >_> will get out /soon/ though
I hope you will. Is there a follow-up treatement after the hospital ?

>>10161354
I'm not trading them yet. I need to make sure I know what's going on first then I'll want a charting system and watch the same couple dozen stocks for a few months before I even touch them. I'm making enough with regular trading I'm not in a hurry.

>>10161439
wheres this?

>>10161452
Val d'Isère

>>10161447
oh i gotcha
theres paper trading software out there for derivatives. CBOE used to have a good one. i think they discontinued it tho

>>10161362
I thought the Helios Matheson 'earning' report was going on; I needed to call on behalf of "SMG Finanical Holdings LLC."

you can do whatever you want to do; it wouldn't be hard to one-up comfers but if you're planning something bigger than a weekly report; you'd need to show your not full of shit
if you wanna plan something with people in the thread like an investopedia for spergs or something; idgaf go for it, maybe the memes will draw new memers to bleed

>>10161457
france really has it all doesnt it?

You know how shitty Chinese companies declare bankruptcy whenever they want to dodge a lawsuit? What happens if your holding one of their stocks?

>>10161273
So i heard you like Glue, I like GLU 2

>>10160289
>>10160364
Bought one call nigga, time to moon!

>>10161320
Thats not how it works... You need to sell to close your option contracts or exercise them if you hold till expiration. You need the cash to buy the stock if you exercise a call.

Usually you should always sell to close your profits the week before expiry

>>10161473
>if you wanna plan something with people in the thread like an investopedia for spergs or something; idgaf go for it, maybe the memes will draw new memers to bleed
ive been thinking it would be fun to do a namasensei styled set of videos on how to total your account w long options lol

>>10161475
You'll become the owner of the company and be liable for any lawsuit damages because you're the only one who decided to keep his shares of such a shitty company.

>>10161486
Whose Joana???

>>10160994
HMNY had strong support @ $2
Wall ST just decided to take everyone for a ride

HMNY 100% being manipulated downwards

>>10161474
Can't complain

>>10161486
>20,000 unread emails

What are the best weed stocks objectively? My opinion:

>CGC
>EMMBF
>GTI/Acreage
>NMUS Bioscience

>>10161515
idk monica , jus some random bird i guess
>>10161520
its acutally alot higher lol

>>10161517
The problem isn't manipulation, the problem is that they don't have a sustainable business model and a CEO that has made a career out of scamming people. Young people saw HMNY as a good investment because the idea of moviepass is good, but young people are also retarded and don't do their research. They invest in ideas not realities.

None of you morons are still bagholding IQ I hope

>>10161561
How can you be a fan of someone so retarded?

>>10161402
Why would there be a deadline?

>>10161581
Because I unironically want to mount kneepad.

so how do you actually make money trading?
I know buy low sell high, but right now I might make a few bucks off of it at most

is this just a small portfolio problem?

>>10161517
Hey. Where are the penis drawings?

>>10161595
If you have a small portfolion sure, But Margin + Leverage is probably the answer youre looking for.

Wir kommen wieder.

>>10161376
19 cents AFTER a 1,000 to 1 r/s. So yeah, your fucked boy

>>10161517
lol
its not manipulation. the CEO was actually retarded enough to manage to fuck up a company that literally had NO debt. the movie pass idea was a stupid one, and was completely unprofitable, but it takes a special kind of tard to fuck up as bad as he did

>>10161582
lol
you cant trade on a major exchange if you cant even stay above a $1
to the OTC market and beyond

>>10161631
nein dump eeiiittt!!

What does /smg/ think about this stock?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/sxs.l/

I'm negotiating compensation with one of their subsidiaries and am wondering how much I should ask for in terms of salary vs. RSU equity. It looks like it had insane growth right after 2008, but it's looking very sluggish now. With a market crash possibly around the corner, what should I do? Should I ask for more salary or more stock? I get that /smg/ does more active trading than value investing, but as a rough appraisal, what do the next 2-3 years look like for it?

>>10161616
triple 16's can't lie; x50 leverage off of your credit and go for it.

XXII $5 when?

>>10161616
>>10161654
sounds like a good way to get my bussy fucked, but I guess it's either that or make 5 dollars a trade

>>10161588
If you do it do it gently

HMNY moon mission lets get it power minute

>>10161670
She is too sadistic, she wouldn't like that.

>>10161671
??????????????
??????????????
??????????????
.4%?

>>10161710
Im talking about for chad 19 buyers
Sold at 21

>>10161668
>>10161595
well, how much money do you have to allocate?

>>10161706
Isn't that the only way to be sadistic to someone who enjoys being sadistic?

>promise myself not to play options anymore
>buy IMGN calls
>buy BAC calls
>both immediately drop 1 whole dollar
>I'm out of day trades
Oh no

>>10161719
>Sold at 21
im glad you came to your senses

>>10161668
How long have you been trading for? If you dont feel ready for it then its a bad idea, even if you are experienced its still a bad idea tbqh. But it sounds like you're trying to speed rocket your capital investment.

Looks like we're selling off the last 30 mins. Thinking of buying covered MU, but its risky given the tariff stuff

>>10161561
Am agree
But /PEOPLE/ aren't selling their HMNY bags. This market irrational!

There 4x sustained sell volume from normal sell volume ever since $2

the sustained sell volume comes from people buying /hmny/ like MAD ever since it broke $1

>>10161738
Comfy, your podcast is pretty good and I can nearly understand all of it without youtube subtitles.

fucking beautiful
nothing but motherfucking green up here

>>10161738
I'm VERY confident in my IMGN calls, no reason or justification needed. Was the last time you tried options your MU calls?

>>10161706
>>10161733
Well if this is true wouldn't the correct answer be to fuck her hard? Since being gentle would be sadistic to some one who enjoys that kind of thing?

>>10161758
Thanks Anon! I'll work on not sounding like a quote "cum gurgling retard"

>>10161731
Right now I have $2661 ready for trading

>>10161744
Not long at all, so I'm trying to avoid margin and leverage.
I'm not trying to make a million over night, but I see people in here who've told me they turned 2000 into 5000, 8000, there's one tripfag who turned his tiny sum (forget what, it was really small though) into 20-something thousand dollars over 3 years or so.

I just want to know how to make modest gains. I've already gotten burned by options because I didn't know how they worked, and now I'm studying my ass off to see what they can do for me

>>10161745
You can not even begin to fathom the undying strength I see in MU.
Every piece, scrap and whisper in the wind that says 'MU is shit' are just trying to get you to sell it so that they can have it.
China has done everything in its power, right down to posting shitty english comments to get you to lose hope in MU and many other united states companies.

Believe in MU, these times are too strange to rely fully on knowledge and fact.
MU is worth a lot more than you think.

>>10161778
I work in the semiconductors industry and MU is "litteraly who"

>>10161775
Nah If you are commited going from 1k-25k in 3 years is horrible , a bit less than a year is decent.
But you should be avalible when markets open.

>>10161788
wait what

>>10161788
Brainlet detected

>>10161749
>But /PEOPLE/ aren't selling their HMNY bags.
yea they are
they know a r/s is coming so theyre getting out before it goes down another 90%

>>10161788
they make a lot of money. but w out that chinese market, theyre screwed

>>10161797
>But you should be avalible when markets open.
as in, trade during the morning pump?

Thank you to the anons shilling XXII yesterday.
I jumped in late and still made like 5% today already.This place is fucking insanely good at how to pick winning meme stocks to make money, contrary to how much we mock ourselves.

>>10161768
Wait, this is recursive. She likes being hurt, so when you fuck her too hard she likes it. In order to make sure she doesn't like it, you fuck her gently, which tortures her because of her masochism. She likes being tortured, and thus enjoys being fucked too gently to hurt her. In order to keep her from enjoying being tortured, you fuck her too hard, which she then enjoys again because it hurts. Wtf?

>>10161761
i feel you bro, hoping tomo will be same. Trying to ignore the bears

>>10161778
>You can not even begin to fathom the undying strength I see in MU.
you shouldnt feel that way m8
china banned all of MUs semiconductors in their country as a part of the tradewar. youll be lucky if it can even make HALF as much money w out the chinese market

>>10161788
>when he thinks cleaning the toilets in a factory is working in the industry

>>10161838
i mean hes not wrong
MU is not the biggest semiconductor company by any stretch of the imagination.

>>10161836
ah you know what I gotta go
yeah ok seeya MU

>>10161795
>>10161810
>>10161813
They are not known for their excellency, their designs, their output nor their process expertise. It's an obscure memory manufacturer.

>>10161838
I'm process r&d engineer but well.

>>10161778
Ballsy, but i feel the same aswell

>>10161768
>>10161824

Why is LCI going to be the easiest trade all year?

Thoughts and opinions of long term AMD?

>>10161824
Precisely. I guess you have to fuck her gently while saying degrading shit, which just completely confuses the hell out of you and takes all the fun out of it, but since she has the IQ of a grapefruit she can't even understand the paradox and still enjoys it.

>>10161775
Well the amount of money you can earn is equal to your ability to allocate money efficiently. You can raise your earnings by raising the amount of money you can allocate or by raising how efficiently you allocate that money.

On average, the market moves up 4% per year, so that's your baseline. If you can allocate money more efficiently than the average money-weighted market actor, you can beat that. The average money-weighted market actor is an institutional investor with a wealth of knowledge and experience, so this can be difficult.

If your goal is to stock trade as a hobby, then $2,000 is more than sufficient. If your goal is to optimize the amount of money you earn per unit effort, consider the costs associated with doubling your market efficiency to waging and saving and doubling your initial investment.

>>10161823
At 5.43% for the same reason. Its magic

>>10161907
We're advanced level problem solvers, the investors of the future!

>>10161907
jesus christ just fuck her and get it over with

>>10161609
Me fell in love with pretty nurse who give me bath
Am want her girl parts in mouth now #@_@#

Rgse boys check it
Kek
6 million volume
I wonder (((who)))?

>>10161867
>engineer of the butt well

sounds like you clean toilets to me

>>10161947
Do the nurses actually wash your penis when you get a sponge bath?

Guys I'm the one who memed the Steinhoff Shares. Hope you heard me and made a big amount of cash

>>10161947
jesus fucking christ

YEP
Id say thats a green day

>>10161967
Nah, people who clean toilets don't generally have to deal with cancer-inducing chemicals.

LCI and XXII paying for my lunch today

>>10160498
yo this looks like greece, you in greece dawg?

>>10162000
Nah it's not greece, it's on the mediterranean tho.

>>10161892
im gonna watch and see how earnings effects it desu

its definitely not going to $40 like that one faggot was saying

>>10161947
You are a complete degenerate, but you always leave me wanting more for some reason.

>>10161909
so instead of having my money in 9 different companies, I should have it in a select well-performing few?

>>10161990
As a janitor, I would argue this. You haven't seen some of the disgusting shits I've had to clean up. And in case anyone is wondering, women take the most disgusting shits I've ever seen, don't ever be fooled into thinking otherwise.

>>10161998
Noice looking tacos, wrong kind of Mexican coke though. I'm also an LCI boy

>>10161763
HOLY MOTHER OF RELUCTANT KNEEPAD GIRL, THEY ARE TO THE MOON

>>10162007
yeah that guy was crazy but i feel it can at least hit 17-19 mark after earnings. Considering that its tech is far superior than its competitors and ahead on schedule

>>10162020
>women take the most disgusting shits I've ever seen, don't ever be fooled into thinking otherwise.
That's true.
However I think you never have to use acid that chew trough your bones. I still prefer my job to yours.

>>10162020
pfft, girls don't poop

Just bought 6 TSLA....how fucked am I?

Its hard to stop myself from wanting more.

>>10162024
Aaaand they're back down. They'll do great tomorrow I promise.

>>10162024
Look at the bid/ask spread, it's going to shift all over the place.
>>10162034
I'm sure your job is better than mine, but to be honest, janitor work has been some of the most laid back, enjoyable work i've done.

>>10162031
yea i like their tech. my new comp has an AMD graphics card (and even tho its an old one, its bretty gud imo). i think most of AMDs competitors are overvalued, and AMD is undervalued. but still, i know that stock. im watching and waiting now. they dont get any of my money till they give me a sign

>>10162041
Many thanks Anon, I trust in your meme power

>>10162038
Oh wait nevermind. I remember watching that 2 girls one cup video.

>>10162039
What percent of your portfolio is dependent on one man's ambition?

>>10162034
>you never have to use acid that chew trough your bones
How do you think janitors get toilets to flush when someone clogs it with a bone they ate?

>>10162000
How else do I lube up my poop shoot?

>>10162044
tfw you enjoy smelling peoples ass gas, piss cannons and poopie buttholes.

>>10162020
Gotta agree there. I used to work at Walgreens, and whenever I got assigned bathroom cleanup at closing, the women's restroom was, by far, more disgusting. I still remember the bloody tampons on the floor.

>>10162053
25%

god damn what a day

Can somebody here explain dividends to me and how I could collect them on Etrade?

>>10161969
Yes, she has touched & thoroughly violated all 4 of me holes it straight up kinky

The way she stoked me hair when using the double balloon cath .... omfg

>>10162045
Careful when valuating AMD, remember than Intel actually owns fabs, AMD don't manufacture it's own products.

whats that site that shows greenness based on sector?

look at RGSE

>>10162053
100%. Everyone's portfolio is dependent on their own ambition.

>>10162086
most brokers automatically deposit dividends into your account

>>10162076
just swing it. dont go super long on it. its a volatile stock, so youll no doubt see some green eventually, but dont stay too long. the financial aspect of that company is a literal nightmare

>>10162089
good point.
i still see AMD as a rare undervalued tech meme tho

>options
>never again
I'm still laughing that once I sold all mine I started making money again but now I gotta dig myself out of this hole and then some to break even

>>10162088

>>10162088
Plz don't die, what are the chances of you surviving?

>>10162091
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>10162112
>being this stressed out by -5% in 3 months
i cant even imagine why someone like you would be interested in trading derivatives in the first place desu senpai

Hey im new to this, just got approved by robinhood, What the best amount i should start with? $100, more?

>>10161816
First day back in the exchange jus using Robin hoods granted 1k monies , feels good man. feels reel guds.

>>10162124
Everyone's chances of surviving is 0, depending on how long the measurement is.

>>10162088
rkg ;_;
We have to do at least one trade run together even one pack on donkeys if we have to...

>>10162138
2-500 dollars if you can afford to lose it. I started with 200 and have been having a great time.

>>10162138
follow pic related
however much you have left over, basically

>>10162132
thanks based

>>10162148
keynes pls go

>>10161571
This mad man is still holding his bags. Planing on dumping it ASAP.
Was it a bad decision to hold over night you reccon?

>>10162153
>>10162154

Thanks guys

>can't seem to break over $1,350 total gains since February

I hate the 2018 market so far

>>10162137
that's one month, and it was 7% at its worst
I just have it expanded to three months in the screenshot

>>10162148
>>10162155

Is it a ... stock market rally looming around the corner :)

>>10162067
My immune system is god tier due to this job,
>>10162088
>4 holes
Naturally, when I try to sneak out some information about kneepad, it only creates more questions than it answers. I even reverse image searched that picture and found out it is a foley catheter double balloon. I then searched to see if a specific gender used those type of catheters, and all I can find is that it is unisex. Kneepad why do you torture me?

>>10162112
Anon you can do it!
I made it back from -25% I believe in you.

>>10162109
Don't get me wrong, AMD is pretty good and turned around their shitty situation.

Now they'll probably have some quality problem with TSMC since it's gonna be the first wave of a new CPU generation but they gonna work it out.

>>10162182
>Catheters for men are longer than those for females - men have a much longer urethra than women. Male length catheters are usually between 40-45cm
>Female length catheters are usually 25cm long
enjoy :)

>>10162169
>thinking this changes anything
if 7% is too much in 3mos, derivatives are clearly not for you my fren

>>10162182
theres probably an open wound or two from the surgery in there.

So what do we do now that the market is closed? do we go to crypto shorts? or just go to the bar together?

>>10162211
We go to Chilies. I promise when I get rich I'm going to start a hedgefund where everyone can come and work

>>10162182
I seriously believe RKG is a woman, she's made illusions to how she gets wet during some medical procedures

>>10162211
We just talk about politics and start/continue drinking depending upon what kind of day it was.

>>10162191
>>10162207
I'm supposed to be working on a final project for my summer class and here I am doing hard fucking research into catheters to find out the gender of a larping anime character on a japanese yogurt enthusiast board. What the fuck have I done with my life...

>>10162211
let's meet at O'brien's in 15, I'm buying tonight

>>10162182
mouth anus vagina urethra
mystery solved, she gave too much information

>>10162242
At least you'll learn stuff about catheteters, it's not all bad.

>>10162245
New Orleans?

>>10162232
Open the /smg/ hedgefund again. I wanted to pay in some monies last time but you never got around to accepting paypal.

>>10162275
comfy stole all the funds in less than a week the first time around

>>10162232
where the 4th of July Podcast comfy

>>10162232
Well shit; an /smg/ financial firm would be fucking tight
the mighty bridge between millennial, boomer and genx; autism and degeneracy holding hands

comfy I believe in you, even if it takes years the spirit of this dream lives on in every man who's willing to lose 100% of their portfolio

>>10162248
I want to believe...

>>10162232
I'm getting a full rack of ribs and 5 Sam Adam's!
>>10162248
Mouth anus urethra open wound, its an enigma

>>10161774

>>10162317
Hey it's big5cuck. Just put your fucking trip on again, we know you're still here and you made everyone a lot of money. You don't need to hide in shame.

>>10162288
>>10162275
I DIDN'T STEAL ANY MONEY I SENT IT BACK

>>10162298
Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUKpO8LCHhs

>>10162310
We're all gunna make it anon

>>10162317
>>10162325
Whenever Big 5 unmasks himself, click the ID and read everything ITT he's posted for maximum gains. ITT we should write covered calls for ODP

>>10162327
>waterfall
WOAH
what state is this?

>>10162327
>No Fireworks
He let us down yet again!

>>10162327
Very nice setting for the podcast
>>10162359
I actually think ODP is going to be one he gets horribly wrong, but you could definitely make some money with covered calls regardless.

>>10162359
if you would've done that monday you would have gotten in on XXII..

>>10162362
RATSU

$800 in $12 IMGN 7/20 calls

Feeling good looking at this one, chart looks like a solid, stable growth.

>>10162425
>I actually think ODP is going to be one he gets horribly wrong
do you know what dollar cost averaging is and how accumulation/distribution works?

274 test tomorrow

then the ride down begins

me? im shorting biotech

Just went all in on HMNY that reverse split is gonna make me tens of dollars I might see a net gain of 2 dollars after fees

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO DEAN FOODS

>>10162477
ODP's new plan to turn their company into a business services company is going to be a massive fucking failure. Now before you sperg out, I like your calves and I own 400 shares of ALT.

>>10162327
That's pretty fucking neat.

>>10162430
I don't have the shekels to do either at the moment desu, it's all tied up right now in LCI, ALO and NMM. I might write some calls on NMM since I'm holding them anyway

>>10162438


>>10162508
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10162501
That’s the date stockholders will vote on a series of proposals, including one that would authorize the board of directors to issue a reverse stock split as high as to one share for every 250 shares of common stock.

Good luck with that

>>10162508
NO NO NO NO NO

>>10162532

>>10162510
>ODP's new plan to turn their company into a business services company is going to be a massive fucking failure
I really don't think they need to change their business much, i think they just need to outlast Staples.

>>10162508
CURDLED

>>10162553
That shouldn't be too hard, last time I went to staples it was overall a very depressing experience. Empty store, employees that have checked out mentally, pitiful product selections. ODP's best bet is probably the same bet all failing companies are aiming for, being bought out by amazon.

>>10162547
m-m-m-maaybe its a robinhood glitch

>>10162591
>>10162556
>>10162548
>>10162532
>>10162508
BIG LACTOSE STRIKES AGAIN

>>10162583
ODP isn't the happiest place to be either, but I know alot of people that have accounts with office depot/office max, i don't think it's about being the next big thing, because come on.. its an office supply store, all they have to do is survive and not fuck with their stock and it'll go up with time, Value is everything when it comes to a business like ODP, I think it will be awhile before Amazon even focuses any attention to the B2B sector of office supplys, i think AMZN is more focused on pharmacy as well as things like Amazon go and I don't think they will want to deal with any office supply stores just yet.. but hey.. thats just my opinion

>>10162211
/smg/ Texas meetup when? I feel like half of the trip fags are from there.

>>10162651
>>10162651
>>10162651
>>10162651
new braed

>>10162613
They've diversified into flax based milk and yogurt alternatives. This will give them a broader range of goods so they can make money off of those vegans and allergic faggots.