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10144043 No.10144043 [Reply] [Original]

>be american
>wake up, july 4th, celebrating the greatest nation on earth
>spend the first 3 hours getting out of bed and onto your industrial made in china mobility scooter
>drive to walmart to buy some fireworks, wait in the mobility scooter line
>2 hours later get let in finally
>drive to firework aisle
>while reaching for fireworks your immense weight topples the scooter
>scooter crushes your spine, you can't move your legs, piss and shit yourself
>while waiting 45 minutes for ambulance scooters to arrive, check blockfolio
>bitcoin is 0.1% down
>market sell everything to create a giant celebratory red candle
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>10144043
Are you me?

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>>10144043
Fucking lost it at oh say can you see my sides are in orbit

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