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10143673 No.10143673 [Reply] [Original]

http://bitcoincashpoker.co

hey autists and pajeets of the world, here's a little tip for some free fucking money you bottom feeding nerds..
I'm an OG bitcoiner and ex poker pro. some buddies of mine are running a new blockchain poker startup and are throwing some marketing money to new players to attract playing volume.
even if you know jack shit about poker it doesn't matter. you don't need to sign up or deposit or anything. let me break it down for you autists:
>1) click my shit
>2) click the $ to get some free BTC satoshis
>3) you can also switch to BCH to get some free BCH satoshis
>4) sit down and go all in
>5) ???
>6) 10x up gg ez no re
>7) cash the fuck out

enjoy. or maybe stay a while and stack donkies for their bitcoin because the games are soft as fuck. we just need more of you crypto nerds thinking they are the next poker genius and losing all their money to us real players.

http://bitcoincashpoker.co

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10143682

>>10143673

>> No.10143744
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10143744

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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LOL I just stacked some idiot. cracked his pocket kings with a 4h6h runner runner flush

EAT IT SUCKER YOUR BITCOINS ARE MINE NOW. who thinks they can take my stack. sit down right fucking now and try, you get free money to play and dont have to even sign up
http://bitcoincashpoker.co

>> No.10143905

100 satoshis is half a cent

2 people on the entire site

this will literally never be successful

>> No.10143974

>>10143905
its probably in line with biz average bankroll

>> No.10144081

>>10143905
It just started, and tons of people are going to use sth like it if not this exact same site.
>complaining about freebies given to him
literal nigger

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>>10143673

>> No.10144222

>>10144081
>spends his time shilling for half a cent
literal pajeet

>> No.10144235

>>10144081
>>10144222
Fucking destroyed

>> No.10144364

>>10143673
>join the site
>want to 'stack donkies'
>end up being the stacked donkey

gg

>> No.10144370

lmao won with a royal flush

>> No.10144396

https://bitconnect.co/

hey autists and pajeets of the world, here's a little tip for some free fucking money you bottom feeding nerds..
I'm an OG bitcoiner and ex investing pro. some buddies of mine are running a new blockchain investing startup and are throwing some marketing money to new players to attract playing volume.
even if you know jack shit about money it doesn't matter. you don't need to sign up or deposit or anything. let me break it down for you autists:
>1) click my shit
>2) click the $ to get some free BTC satoshis
>3) you can also switch to BCH to get some free BCH satoshis
>4) investing bot does all the work for you
>5) ???
>6) 1% return every day guaranteed lol
>7) cash the fuck out

enjoy. or maybe stay a while and stack donkies for their bitcoin because the games are soft as fuck. we just need more of you crypto nerds thinking they are the next investing genius and losing all their money to us real investors.

https://bitconnect.co/

>> No.10144728

>>10143744
>shit was so cash
>now it's just sad, the whole life crashed in a blink of an eye

>> No.10144818

>starting bankroll is 100 sats
>withdrawal minimum is 250k
>implying games are that soft to allow you 2500x your stack
fuck off poker retard!

>> No.10144860

>>10144818
implying you can withdraw