/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10140214
short tech bubble? short 2007? short 9/11? buy bitcoin? buy link?

Go to japan and buy a shit ton of doujinshi

>>10140214
Buy GOOG, buy APPL, buy Bitcoin
pretty much

>>10140214
would have a hard time not kms desu

if was pre 9/11 would try hardest to warn everyone as possibly

yo satosho, this cryptography thing is bretty cul.

if i mail u $100 can u send me 20,000 btc ok thnx

>>10140710
>warn the people who did 9/11 of 9/11
>get killed
gr8 plan, moron.

>>10140698
pretty much this with the addition of Amazon, Ethereum, Antshares/NEO, and Nano

>>10140717
dunkbass! was going kill self anyways

>>10140214
>buy Apple hardware and Apple dev license
>create Flappy Bird
>put every penny you make from ad revenue into Bitcoin, ETH, NEO, etc.
>remember to cash out at $19k BTC

>>10140214
I'd bet on college football and basketball. Place a big bet for the gators to win the tournament in 05 and 06.

I'd probably be a millionaire at that point so after the 2008 UF championship I'd invest in computing power and solar energy and start mining bitcoin from the start. Probably buy a lot of property at that point too. I'd sell the the top in 2013 and rebuy the bottom. go all in on ETH, then buy XVG and ANS.

>>10140662
>short tech bubble? short 2007? short 9/11? buy bitcoin? buy link?
>buy link?

Why the fuck would you throw it all away at the end like that?

>>10141824
If you want to take over the world that's the only way.

>>10141824
Because he's from 2030 and got sent back to 2018 to make his fortune by buying link before anyone gave a shit about it or Lord Sergey.

easy, 93/94 reserved list

>>10140710
Ask me how I know you won't make it

All in BTC
Then all in ETH ico til May 2017 0.15 BTC per ETH price
Sell ETH back to BTC and sell BTC December 2017 at 19-20k

>>10142151
Kek me only have three years to life, tops
Am inherently and literally not gonna make it

But anyway could use laughs
Tell me anon, why me no make ot?

I would be a millionaire from sports betting within a few years, and then probably one of the richest people in the world after scaling into bitcoin

Take out a giant insurance policy on WTC 7 on 9/10/2001.

>>10142277
You care more about others than you do yourself. God bless your afterlife if it exists though. If your time is short in this life, then I guess I can't fault you.

>>10140214
>00's
Ok
>2009 mine tens of thousands of bitcoin
>not too much cause it'll disrupt the timeline
>sell 10 btc every month after 2015 when I turn 18
>not too much cause I gotta keep it lowkey
>put 500 bitcoin into Eth ico for 1 million Ether
>hold eth until casper and just get staking reward
>by 2018 i'd have 50k Bitcoin and 1Mil Ether
>get a meme uni degree and work chill teaching job
>never tell a soul where my money comes from

>>10141824
wew, you're not going to make it anon

>>10140710
George Bush jr would have you killed

>>10141824
He's humble, after all the profits he decided to lose all and wagecuck to feel alive.

I was 20 in the early 00's you faggot millennial fucks.

Buy $100 of Bitcoin? Who cares how much money you have... It's the year 2000 fucking make Bitcoin.

>>10140214
kill myself

i couldn't bear living through the future twice

>>10142771
> Has knowledge of the future
> Is still wagecucking

Kek

I'd buy stuff that was really cheap then, but which is really expensive now and then I would get richer. Wow I'm a genius, what would you guys do?

you guys realize these LARPS are pathetic right? Think about your future not what "could've been." You might as well say "I WISH I STARTED STANDARD OIL WAY BACK WHEN"

Jesus christ have a fucking idea of your own you morons.

Why fantasize about buying BTC in 2009? Just buy Nano now...

>>10143965

preach

also sage

>>10142421
>wake up in middle of night from pain
>see this thread and remember, expecting anon 2 say something typical
>mfw

>>10140214
unironically you don't have to do anything but mine Bitcoin from the begining.

Wait for January 2018 and become one of the richest man alive. Think of all the people that sold thousands of BTC at 100$ or 300$ or even 1000$

>back to 00s
>kid
zoomers please go, this is a boomer board

>>10142421
good guy anon

>>10140734
I always winder to myself what you look like

>>10144554
really ugly if she's here

>>10142277
you sound like you have brain damage

I would tell daddy not to go to work that day.

>>10144606
Good point

Fuck you biz

I would play outside and not sit in front of the computer all day. Maybe things could be different

>>10144508
you obviously want to sell during all of the moons and then buyback after they crash.

>>10140214
Wait for 9/11 buy Amazon.
Wait for 2008, sell, then put everything into mining equipment for Bitcoin.
Profit

I'd invest in healthcare because 2000 was precancer for me

so i have a few years to wait till bitcoin exists. so i just get a job as soon as i can while still living at home in order to make enough money to dump into bitcoin as soon as possible. i dump a few grand in bitcoin under $1. then i just switch to working part time and i wait it out, only occasionaly dipping into profit. sell most of it at 19k and retire with at least a hundred million.

>>10142979
So what did you do with the $100? Why didn't you tip people off about 9/11? You didn't buy GOOG/APPL or short the housing market?? Anon why?>

>>10140214
>be me 13
>sneak into friends sisters room to feel her butt and stuff
>she grabs my ass one time when it's her grad party and gives me the look like she wants to fuck
>she's drunk and I follow her to her room and make out and stuff, didn't even know how to pork her
>she does the work and puts it in, cum in 20 seconds

tfw it's been my jack off material for the last 15 years
>she's married with kids now, but if I could do it over I would just go back to then and try to make something out of that.
Now i'm a sad, lonely fuck, but i'll always have that memory
>pick related

>>10145186
you just fucked with the timeline boyo, enjoy a different future.
Remember to keep everything lowkey

>>10140214
I would start spreading prophecies about future events to convert anons and normfags into my belief system of choice. and sports betting. and bitcoin mining. and then allin ethereum. but by the time of ethereum I think I‘d already have my militia and the cleansing would already be in progress.

>>10145280
i wouldnt do that, u'd get fucked by banks if u tried to cash it out all at the same time. u should try cashing it out over a year and it would be fine since u bought under 1 dollar, 5000x+ profit should be good enough

>>10145467
fugg
n-n-no condom?
also I reported you to the police

>>10140214
Wouldn't change anything. I have had a wild trip, even without "making it." Don't look back. Push ahead, young onions boys

>>10142277
You are going to make it non

>>10145975
she was 17, 15 years ago, and i was 13 lol, you should arrest her

>>10144782
Same here, slay highschool pussy and calmly wait for 2009 to mine bitcoin.
I'd be both rich and chad right now

>>10140214
Let's imagine I could go back to July 2018.. I'd go all in in ETC and physical gold.