/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I understand stealing is wrong
You obviously don't

hello,

please kill yourself instead of making threads like these. this large corporation consists of many hard working people collaborating to give faggots like you shit for a very low cost, yet you still steal like some nigger instead

sincerely,
everybody

>>10133467
It's wrong because if you owned a store you wouldn't want people stealing shit from it

>>10133504
But it's just a tax write-off / insurance claim.

>>10133467
antifa tard detected

>>10133467
The top never loses money on theft.
Theft loss is taken out of the checks of lower level employees. So you have stolen thousands from poor people struggling to support their family.

>>10133467
>Stealing wrong.

It isn't though. Fuck em all, the world is your prey and shopping malls are a thiefs dream. Let me help you out a bit OP. Fiver finger discounts are awesome, just be careful. Don't look around like a noob, dress well, create an "envelope" out of aluminium foil and line a hidden pouch with it so you can stash stuff with RFIDs in it. It's all about speed, but not making jerky movements or attracting attention. Break line of sight with any potential onlookers, cameras, mirrors etc, and smoothly fill your pockets. Check out some sleight of hand/magicians tricks as well - there's a stretchy piece of elastic rigged up so that I can hook one end over something small and instantly pull it back into my jacket without closing my hand - so stuff just "vanishes" as my hand passes over it. Speed and distraction are what it's all about, you'll be amazed at how easy it is to fool human perceptions once you know how. Oh, and don't always hit the same mall - space it out, keep patterns to a minimum.

To practice and develop your tools/skills, tell people you're into magic tricks. Who gives a fuck if they think you're a nerd - all the better to cover yourself. Watch YouTube shit like "the Real Hustle" for ideas, read books etc. I recommend a lot of the "Social Engineering" type books, basically anything with a human hacking focus. I'm also fond of police training manuals, body language (ie tells) and the FBI face reading manual is great too - you need to be able to pick targets (and undercover cops /security at a glance)

>>10133944
>continued

Other cool shit to use your new skills for, or that you can run in tandem while pwning shopping malls: install rootkit monero miners in department store display computers. Learn change raising scams. Pickpocketing! Moll blagging too (fishing women's handbags), very easy since women are fucking oblivious. Oh yeah, wireless pickpocketing is also handy - not so much credit cards but capturing keys to all sorts of things (garages, cars, office buildings etc) - so you can then go clean them out too.

OK, that'll get you started. From there, read, learn, get onto various forums that exist with this as a focus (so you can master the trade), and just get better. It's a fantastic life - biggest problem is needing a cover job of some sort (I like bartending since I scam drunk patrons by shortchanging and pouring very light).

I steal from walmart all the time I couldn't care less kek. Would never steal from a local place, pretty much just Walmart.

>>10133944
>>10133956
actually pathetic

>>10133467
it's fine don't let these faggots tell you otherwise

>>10133504

Who cares? They aren't me. All that matters is I get what I want. Moralfags are pathetic.

>>10133938
lmao even with a budget of 0$ for theft they would still be cucking at minimum wage

>>10133938
no it's not moron it's insured

>>10133986

Loser detected.

>>10133956
stealing from people is gay tho ur gonna have really bad shit happen to you in exchange, watch. Big corporations and Jew banks deserve it

>>10133998
spoken like a true nigger.

If only you had a dad growing up to teach you how to be a decent person.

>>10134015
? you're the one who steals candybars from walmart to sustain yourself

>>10133467
A fun fact for all the Walmart thieves out there. The way that their store is structured is so that if you want to sell something in a Walmart you pay upfront to stock the merch and only get paid for what sales. So if it gets stolen or listed at a very large discount you will not get paid. I had an uncle who risked his whole retirement on some hunting equipment that walmart agreed to sell. After they had been on sale for a couple of weeks Walmart didn't want them anymore and listed at 90% off without telling him. Liquidated him. So when you steal from Walmart, the majority of the time you are stealing from a blue collar entrepreneur.

>>10133467

>risking arrest over a $3 protein bar

assuming you aren't an idiot you are a thrillseeker

>>10133944
>>10133956
This is literally and unironically going into my cringe compilation

>>10133467
>crypto crashing
>threads about stealing come back
lmao

>>10133467
>I'm a white middle class American
you're a fucking nigger is what you are if you steal from walmart

>>10134136
Risking arrest? Get real it's a waste of their time to pursue this

>>10134103
bullshit

>>10134136
they won't arrest u over that lol u get a ticket summons at worst

It isn't.

t. Steal from big oil all the time

>>10134038

Aryan master race actually. It's why I don't get caught. And I had a Father - worthless cuck worked 50+ hours a week for Mr Shecklestein his whole life. Pathetic.

>>10134034

Yeah, they do. Know how much karma happens to them? Very little. Karma is just a meme.

>>10134048
Stolen candy tastes sweeter. So does stolen iPhones, gift cards and jewelry. But yeah, keep working hard anon - move that jew economy along so there's something there for me to help myself to.

>>10133467
Even if no one saw it, God saw it. You will have to answer for it. Don't steal. Have a clean conscience.

>>10134294

How amazingly original of you! Did you come up with that all on your own moralfag? I'm totally btfo right now.

>>10134136

I've never been so much as searched personally. Cops only care about nigger drug dealers and such, since that's where they can line their pockets with asset seizures - nobody gives a fuck about theft.

Morals exist for your own benefit. For example if you think stealing is okay, when you open your own business you might steal merchandise to sell, and then stuff happens like the merchandise isn’t protected because you stole it, or the quality is bad, and you go bankrupt. Or you think it’s okay to steal from your drug dealer, that’s how you get hurt.

>>10134811
Stop, you're just making it worse

>>10134785
you do you, Cletus

there is no way you will ever sustain a family or have a meaningful relationship, but enjoy the free candy bars

>>10133603
and said insurance claim goes up if people steal a lot.
>b-b-but its insignificant

>>10134811

>>10133944
The real answer.
The way I see it, if you steal something and get away with it, you've earned it. It's the business' fault for not being secure. Businesses with formidable security will survive, and businesses with flimsy security are destined to be culled. Survival of the fittest applies to them just as much as it applies to us.