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>>10129349
kek

>>10129349
>wakie wakie wagecucks
AAAAANNNNOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
>MOM WHAT?!
IM MAKING CHICKEN DO YOU WANT SOME?
>MOM YOU KNOW THE RULES OF MY ROOM TITS OR GTFO
I GOT YOU SOME TRASHBAGS AT THE STORE WITH BIG STAR WARS MEN ON THEM
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THE 14 YEAR OLD BABES I WAS TALKING TO ON OMEGLE DISCONNECTED CAUSE THEY SAW ME TALKIN TO YOU
>pic related

>>10129642
butthurt wagecuck? cmon another day anutha dolla

>>10129694
>heh-heh... hey wagecuck. make some.. dollars?? heheh,,, nothin personnel kid
AAANNNOOOON ITS TIME FOR YOUR DOCTORS APPOINTMENT
>MAWM WHUT THE FUCK! I SAID IM NOT GOING IM A GROWN MAN NOW I CAN MAaKE My OwN DeCISsIOnSS
Anon, come down here this instant!
>FAWK YOU MAWM. I FUCKING HATE YOU
If you don't come down here RIGHT NOW, I'm taking away your allowance for the week!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flops up out of the chair * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * chugs 64 oz big gulp of hot dogs * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * throws Xbox 360 controller at TV, kicks his Gamecube * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * stomps down the steps * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...Ma'am, I'm afraid your 32-year-old son has autism

fuck

>work 2nd shift
>tuesday is my friday
no complaints here

>>10129772
>dat wagecuck butthurt
Mr Rosenbaum wants you to work overtime again today, after all HE wants that YOU make HIM money.

>>10129349
You've never truly lived until you've gone from having a six-figure crypto portfolio to having to get a cashier job so you can afford to wait out the bear market.

>tfw only 4 days till 14 days off.

Cant wait

>>10129349
>"i-i have off Thursdays thought f-fag"

>>10129895
So true it hurts...

>>10129848
>heh.. heh heheh ill call his boss by a jewish surname.. that'll really rattle him! *snort*
ANON AUNT SHERRY NEEDS YOUR HELP GETTING HER BIRD CAGE OUT OF THE VAN
>MAWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMM
YOU CAN TALK TO YOUR NAZI PALS LATER
>NO! WE NEED TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE NOW!!!
ANON THERE WONT BE ANOTHER WHITE RACE IF YOU DONT MARCH DOWN THOSE STEPS RIGHT NOW!!!
>STOP RUINING MY LIFE MAWM
Don't make me take away your 3DS again!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * throws 4x4 portrait of Hitler at the TV * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * chugs half a Heineken he paid college kids to buy for him even though hes 32 but hes too scared to go the DMV and thinks his mom will be very upset if she catches him drinking * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * looks at tapestry of muscular "aryan" men that infatuates him in ways that confuse but interest him in disappointment * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * grabs knife and thinks about killing his mom * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * puts it back down because hes a fucking pussy and heads downstairs to help his aunt get the bird cage out of the car but fucking bitches the whole time until his mom grudgingly agrees to take him out to Dairy Queen for the new Star Wars® Blizzard for all the heavy lifting he had to do *

>>10129642
>>10129772
>>10129976
jeez this the heaviest wagie cope ive seen yet, apart from that "wildland firefighter" dude

>>10129895
Jesus, right in the feels

>>10129976
dat booty blasted wagecuck, enjoy spending another 9 hours of your life in a smelly cubical

who /wagecuck/ here?

>>10129998
>Makes multiple threads across every conceivable board making fun of people with jobs
>Justify how great your lifestyle is and call the taxpayers who fund it names
>Have a stock of retorts and image macros for virtually every way your shitposts can be observed

But wagies are the ones that are coping. Really nogs the joggin.

>>10130029
the coping continues, wew wagie. wew

>>10130029
>Really nogs the joggin.
>that 30yo boomer wagecuck

>>10129895
literally my nightmare
luckily i cashed out in december but im buying back in now, nerves are tensing a bit

>>10130029
Well, to be fair, you're making it really easy and really fun for people to make fun of you.