/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10128214
First for my waifu, RKG.
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting.

Second for my long shot HMNY exit

kneepad

>>10128230
While I appreciate your kind words, kneepad is my trap waifu and you can fuck right off.

W-what happened to kneepad?

>>10128248
Surgery on her hip due to leukemia and an auto immune disease, she is currently fine.

buy the grimes dip

>>10128263
fug

>>10128268
Based elon for dating a very obvious trap.

>>10128268
TSLA still has one trump card left this week

>>10128244
but I thoughts kneepads was a girl

>>10128230
ngl, senpai, preddy proud of pulling that off.

So, I don't trust /b/ for drug advice, and I don't trust you guys so much either, but I trust you guys even more.
I got a friend that just started getting into EDM and drugs. Any advice for him? As in, how to not die?

>>10128286
Since we aren't 100% sure, I chose to default her to a trap until further evidence can be uncovered.

anyone got any leads on a good trade for tomorrow?

>>10128263
I'm betting the autoimmune disease is multiple sclerosis. My mother has that; might explain some stuff.

>>10128294
dont mix anything
you'll die anyways because of shit like cheap chinese-made opiates

>>10128306
I studied the hands and am 95% sure its a dying female

>>10128306
It's obviously a trap, no girl can be this based and autistic and shitpost with dickgirls and fuccbois. Literally one of us.

>>10128315
Not really, i'm gambling heavy by buying the dip on CBIO, but I generally only play high risk, high reward stocks so be prepared to lose if you go that route. I got a good feeling about this one though.
>>10128320
Hope your mama mia is doing well
>>10128323
>>10128333
I'm about 50/50 on her being a girl or trap, but I wouldn't be disappointed either way so I don't worry much about it.

>>10128315
short DRUS

>>10128306
She has been way too dedicated to be a dude at this point.
To not be, she's been in character for months on end, has planted multiple red herrings of slip-ups, and maintained certain mindsets for joking about periods and thirsty dudes on tinder in a manner that I've only heard girls talk.

>>10128361
>She has been way too dedicated to be a dude at this point.
I agree, but this is 4chan so never say never.

Predictions for $drus tomorrow?
I’m thinking 300-1000%

>>10128285
Yeah. The shorts will REALLY be hurting when Elon announces the new Tesla motorhome. It's amazing how short sighted people can be. How can these anti-intellectual idiots not see that he is going to take us to mars! Were going to carry our legacy across the stars and elon musk is going to get us there. Remember this day when you doubted our emperor, you will regret it.

>>10128376
if you imagine it as a guy/trap, thats gay

>>10128353
The day before July 4th? The most patriotic day of the year??? I think it’s gonna super moon all week.

>>10128382
Back to half-a-cent

>>10128389
Traps aren't gay, and i'm not prepared to debate this.

>>10128396
have no idea why you think that

>>10128333
Until RKG posts titties, kneepads is a dude...I think. Damn it.

>>10128402

Oh god kek
Luv you guys :D
Posting all these images is going rekt ne one day tho >_>
Hope not too many people saved the urethra rape piss bottle

Am delusional atm cant really reply
Long coke, doctors are LITTERALLY forcing me 2 drink a dozen cokes tonight or else am getting a triple spinal tap tomorrow morning ;_;

Anyways this was image orginal planned 2 post
Doctors made me stop talking pictures after saw this kek

uh oh?

>>10128428
god bless kneepad, please bless CBIO in your dreams tonight.

>>10128428
>doctors making you drink 2 dozen cokes
whose your doctor?
Dr. Pepper?

>>10128397
That just a bet? Does anyone have info on DRUS? i got atleast 100 to play that game lmao

Accumulate SLCA sell at 30

>>10128321
>dont mix anything
I was going to at least say don't mix anti-anxiety shit with drinks, but that sounds like a much better statement to make.

>>10128343
>Hope your mama mia is doing well
She's fine. She's had a mild case of it for over a decade.

>>10128333
Chicks have a thing for pretending to be autistic/childish. Ever had a chick pull that little girl voice on you? They want somebody to take care of them; it's in their nature to play dumb imo

>>10128376
If it's a dude, this is some autistic devotion to staying in character. Months, senpai, months. I'd be very impressed if it's a dude. It'd be legendary. One for the fucking books.

>>10128445
Caffeine as a diuretic.

>>10128428
If you say so

>>10128385
There's a few things. One is the 200,000 tax credit limit. If Elon pushed production in Q2 2018, he will lose out on the credit. Look at logical inflection points of when you want to hit the credits. Basically, the logical incentive was actually to burst production end of june to set up for a maximally productive Q3, which extends the tax credit lifespan.

Once an automaker sells 200,000 electric cars, its buyers are eligible for the full tax credit for one more quarter. That could carry Tesla through September before prices will effectively go up for most of its customers.

After that, the automaker's customers are eligible for a 50 percent tax-credit for two more quarters, or $3,750, through the first quarter of 2019, and a 25 percent tax-credit for two more quarters after that, through the third quarter of 2019. After that, the federal tax credits for Teslas will be eliminated.

So for instance, Hitting his Model 3 estimates in a smoother manner, would have costed TESLA money in the long run. Sorry that analysts are brainlets and can't look at a graph of what an extra 4 months of tax credits is worth over 8k+ vehicles a month.

I guess Elon was too stupid though and missed analyst projections on total production for the quarter accidently or due to bottlenecks.

Hitting 5k burst then 6k sustained while still having access to tax credits is just too low IQ of a choice.

>>10128480
also he's got tents nigga

>>10128431

Is...is it happening?

>>10128480
Tax credits are a non-factor to the current customer pool. Every car coming off the line costs over 50k.

>>10128514
pretty much. I'm just explaining something the analysts don't mention in their view on his production for Q2 2018. That hitting higher production in Q2 would have hurt Tesla in the longer run by moving up the tax credit phase out by a whole quarter. Hitting the tax credit phase out at the beginning of Q3 2018 is actually completely ideal and why they exported so much to canada end of Q2.

If you are working on improving production and getting better margins on batteries it makes sense that you aren't going to be pushing in an attempt to hit 3k a week just to make short-term minded analysts happy.

>>10128465
yeah but why the diabeetus?

>>10128528
$7000 down to $3500 is a non factor.

>>10128428

get well soon rkg :(

>>10128428
>urethra rape piss bottle
Wut.
Catheter? D:

Do you have relatives? I'm somewhat open to visiting, and I swer it wouldn't just be for a bepis inspection

Was I right about MS? Multiple sclerosis? It's one that involves the head

>>10128536
then why did he set those targets only to miss them?

>>10128548
*7500 for an extra 4 months

>>10128428
>tfw no ladyfriend to shitpost traps and /d/ material with
Kneepad, where could we find a Woman as autistic and based as you?

>>10128556
Hey guys, Tesla is going to tank production numbers and focus on troubleshooting the line and aim for burst sales to lead into losing the tax credits.

>>10128431
That ain't shit. CSI300 or A50 closed down over -5% last night.

>>10128573
hey guys, we're going to youtube. these questions are so dry. they're killing me.

>>10128554
>I swer it wouldn't just be for a bepis inspection
kneepad isn't a rookie, you would take a peek in her weakened state, and she knows that.

>>10128320
MS doesnt require bone marrow transplants.

This is leukemia.

>>10128428
Must be because you are hypoglycemic. It also sounds like you got a stupid fucking intern treating you. They should give you a meal, not sugar water. I warned you about this time of year.... all the new fresh and stupid med students are now doctors who just started residency this month.

>>10128619
my cousin died of leukimia
I know knees will not survive this
I feel very "Pad" for her
but pray every night

>>10128536
literally does not affect the bottom line at all. They are demand capped right now.

If analysts didn't matter, they wouldn't have cut a bunch of corners and worked 24/7 to make 5k model 3s in 1 week.

They are asking for an extra 2500 down on cars. The company is on the brink of insolvency. If they cannot get up to 6k per week by Q3, they will not turn a profit and thus they will be unable to refinance their crippling debt at a decent rate. Hell they might even get downgraded below Caa1.

>>10128619
She had an autoimmune think too though, right? Leukemia isn't an autoimmune problem, but MS can involve spinal taps. My mom got one for the diagnosis part

>>10128655
>they are demand capped
>18 month backlog

>>10128294
dont buy shit off of random faggots
i always use to do taste tests with a little pinpoint on my finger to make sure whatever white powder i had purchased was in fact the right kind.

dont do opiates
dont do MDMA more than once a month

idk i dont into the whole EDM festy scene. i think they all do ketamine and pass out. doesnt make too much sense desu

>tesla announces partnership with amazon
>tesla fleet taxi can arrive to pick you up with your packages in the trunk

The logistical platform of AV companies is huge.

>>10128662
Bad leukemias require bonemarrow transplant after getting the shit irratiated out of you. Some leukemias are due to auto immune phenomenon. Afterwards you have to be on immunosurpressants to not reject it.

So how much should I save from my wagecuck job before going back to being a full time student paid by my parents and start daytrading?

I really don't want to keep working there forever and just managed to get everything I wanted in terms of vidya and shit now money is just sitting in my account and only using it time to time to buy shit I want to eat or cheap vidya games.

>>10128617
I'm not a thirsty /r9k/ bot. I'm genuinely concerned about whether she has anyone that's looking out for her.
She said she was a hooker for a bit. How do you become a hooker? How do you end up where that's what you're doing for money? Particularly a chick?
There's at least twice as many homeless dudes as chicks.

Of course, that could've been made up and I know that people on here have a tendency not to mention their friends and family, but it's something that I'm wondering even if this is all just an elaborate ruse.

>>10128705
To be honest I have often wondered if she has any family as well. She will probably never tell us though.

>>10128667
Yes, they fail at making cars. The tax credits would motivate people to buy cars (increase demand). They can't buy cars because there are no cars to buy. Increasing demand does not matter.

>>10128428
Get well soon RKG!!!

>>10128705
>>10128715
Try not to get too attached from someone in an Tentacle rape fetishist Anonymous image board. This all may even be an elaborate LARP to swindle us out of our Shekels. You two faggots are prime suckers.

>>10128685
Tesla has no self driving patents. You are thinking of google, or GM or Ford or Nissan or a real company.

>>10128321
>>10128678
Thanks a TON for the advice guys. I just want to look out for my friends.

I just remembered a guy that I went to middle school and high school with died of heroin a few years back.
I'd really hate to have it happen to anyone else.
It's so fucked up when parents have to bury their kids.

>>10128428
I'm sorry kneepads :( I'll pray for you

>>10128449
>DRUS
>https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/drus/financials
seems like they got most of their dilution out of the way w all the R/Ss last year. and they just got a contract worth more than their whole market cap

If I'm 34 and took 10k and shoved it into an index fund (vtsax) and didn't touch it for 30 years would I be smart or retarded?

I know nothing about investing. Should I put bonds in there at some point?

>>10128449
also i tried to link an article about the contracts but im getting spamblocked for some reason

google it

>>10128733
No I'm not going to give RKG any cash.
I'm not stupid enough for that.
She posts some dark shit sometimes and I heard it's awful to die alone.
I appreciate the concern though. There are plenty of suckers on this board and I know that I could easily be one of them.

please dont die

>>10128770
dude
read books
you clearly know nothing

watch vids in OP and read books

>>10128735
AV is very different than a linear construction type of project. It's not incremental actually. A start up could begin tomorrow and have a better system than google in a few months.

>>10128770
>If I'm 34 and took 10k and shoved it into an index fund (vtsax) and didn't touch it for 30 years would I be smart or retarded?
you are 34 and asking /biz/ for advice? and at the same time asking if you are retarded?

I'll explain things very simply. Look at how much Google pays drivers to test their AV platform. Tesla is going to launch AV platform soon to 220k+ vehicles and all of those drivers will test it for free. Tesla has some very smart advantages and movements that no analyst properly prices in or understands.

Not even beginning to talk about platform partnerships possible.

>>10128784
This. Really just that.
I have no idea how death has hung around my life so much lately.

So for instance, what company has more than 100,000 AV's on the road?

>>10128829
go to bed grimes

>>10128736
also
dont get too preachy. youll end up driving your buddy away from you, and inadvertently drive them closer to their drug buddies. but its a waste of time to try and change someones mind on drugs. if theyre quitting for YOU, itll never work. they gotta wanna stop by themselves.

but again, if its not habitual, its usually not a big deal at all, and its not worth bothering anyone over.

Best weed stock to watch so i can "make it "

>>10128829
If they did this, they would get sued out of existence.

>>10128824
Aside from the anonymous abuse I have nothing to lose. Every now and then there 4chan has actual decent advice.

No one I know invests. I live in a rural area. And I have no interest in actively trading.

>>10128861
Keep your hands on the wheel. :^)

How is it different than autopilot liability wise?

Guys I found a good TA chart, look at FLO, I cant tell what way its going to move but it looks bullish, im going to throw a few pennies at it and see if my scan setup worked.

>>10128829
>Tesla has some very smart advantages and movements that no analyst properly prices in or understands
lol duh
no one can "price it in" because the techs years off, and obviously not going to be profitable for some time after it becomes mainstream.

and it opens up a whole world of legal trouble testing something like that out in the open

>>10128881
Explain the legal liability between autopilot right now and an improved autopilot? Same operation requirements of hands on the wheel. 200m000+ free testers

>>10128868
How are they going to tell if hands were on the wheel when the car burns down in minutes after a major collision? Ah, I see Elon's genius now. Leave no evidence.

>>10128868
because its on the ground and theres more people and shit to hit and accidentally kill

correct me if im wrong but hasnt it already happened?

>>10128903
Not an argument.

You do know the steering wheel has pressure sensors right?

>>10128906
Yes, there is already autopilot in Tesla vehicles. Improved autopilot actually decreases liability and negative news.

>>10128878
>someone mentioned FLO
you /food/?
GIS and YUM
buy it

>>10128452
>It'd be legendary. One for the fucking books.

I agree. If it's a dude, you've gotta respect the effort put into the charade. However, I'll say that I'm more worried about its health than I am its genitalia.

>>10128850
I know. There's no way that I could nag a friend into quitting any shit.
I should be so happy that they at least let me know about this. If I get preachy, then they'll just stop telling me about it.
I think the best I could do is just help them be safe about it

>>10128878
15% drop within 3 weeks IMO

>>10128903
The steering wheel could have a sensor built into it. And those cars have an Internet connection, right? My guess: data is uploaded at constant intervals.

>>10128919
Yep. Going to make sure that is stream over 4G in the event of a crash so the only evidence of the sensor value is in Tesla's hands. Jurys are really going to love that one.

>>10128939
Same.
It's beyond the point of questioning whether or not they're lying about their gender.

The future of automated driving wont be in the individual car but rather the hivemind that controls them all. This is 30 years away at least.

>>10128980
you'd be surprised, waymo is launching commercially this year.

Let me put it this way, Nvidia is closer to self driving tech than tesla is. Tesla is an amalgamation of a bunch of ideas other companies decided not to do because they wouldn't be profitable but instead put a lot of R&D into. Everything bulls believe about it is a lie.

>>10129009
Tesla is working with them though.

>>10128932
christ kid
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/31/tesla-car-crash-autopilot-mountain-view
im not talking about the features. i dont fucking care. literally none of it matters because unless the govt literally bails them out, they wont be able to finance any of this shit because no one is going to lend them money anymore. and judging how expensive stepping up production was for them (and now their chief engineer leaving two days later) there already ridiculous -$4.20(lol) EPS per quarter is going to approach a singularity and everyone will lose their jobs.

peel your eyes away from press releases and look at whats actually going on.

if you wanna swing the volatility, do it. its a fun stock. dont all in on it tho.

>>10128940
unless theyre doing hard shit, id argue it really doesnt matter for the most part, unless it becomes obsessive

Wheres the fucking podcast comfy?
You said Monday
Its monday

>>10128445

>>10129014
So they won't even have the IP? hahaahaha

>>10129077
woah i havent seen that in years

>>10129016
They will have more ways to higher profits than what a traditional auto company does. There is a reason apple wanted to make EVs. Not that it was a smart idea but as a platform you can make a lot of money off them. Especially as combined delivery and transit solutions. For instance the vehicle picking someone up at the end of their work day and the trunk already has an amazon package in it for them to take out when home.

Value adds.

>>10128864
you have 10k to lose..

put 7k into whatever fund you were talking about then put the other 3k into stocks that you can rotate money around in.. if you aren't rolling money around quarterly in stocks you aren't trying, if you are rolling money around every month and not making anything, you are trying too hard...

>>10128619
It's obviously grids

>>10129103
>the trunk already has a sex robot to suck them off while autopilot takes them home

>>10129103
we know its you elon
We know

>>10129103

Just another example of fleet capabilities and optimizations. Car stops at Chipotle, picks up 4 burritos in heating box in trunk. Delivers to house nearby pickup location, then picks up client for delivery.

There are a lot of zany optimizations possible that start upping value. Not to mention on board ecosystem. Shits $$$$ soon.

>>10129135
if the car can't 3d print burritos i'm not interested

>>10129103
You know gasoline cars can be autonomous too, right?

>>10129094
That's what I said last time I got lucky

sooooo... DRUS is gunna moon hard tomorrow i take it?

>>10128428
sort yourself out honey

All the best, Ms. Pad

>>10129164
How much do Google's gas AV's cost per?

Tesla's are well under that price point. Strictly better.

>>10129194
That's because google uses a real sensor suite. Not because gas cars are hard to make go or steer.

china btfo

>>10129416

>>10129416
>>10129425
JUST
U
S
T

>>10129425
I want to go long on Vitasoy but thay shit won't dip
Basedbean drink power I guess

(btw, buy the dip on Nissin Foods Co HK)

>>10129416
Chinese response to the trade war? pic related

Why are yahoo, investment firms, etc shilling AMD?

>>10129609
They want someone to hold the bags when they dump soon

So is GBR gonna moon again tomorrow?

>>10129663
lol this. it's happening soon.

How those RAD bags doing comfy?

>>10129683
i'm buying the dips

what are your guy's thoughts on crypto (worse or better than stock, or neither)
is it similar to stock when it comes to trading?

>>10129710
stocks are consistent, I don't think crypto has any "good traders" just a bunch of lucky people that were in a strong bull market. With a stock you can start to predict how these corporations work and how the stock trades around them and their earnings or news or political issues, so it's a little more than just buying and hoping for the best imo

>>10129685
Luckily I didn't buy any RAD and put most into GBR at the last minute.
It's been a good two days

>>10129741
They do have good traders; they are Chinese whales with super computers and advanced algos

>>10129840
yes it has. i made bank on it. Will be buying any major dips.. watching CEI for a potential run and XXII for any news to breakout. DRUS is always on a moon mission. very very good trading going on.

>>10129741
>Using the volatility to your advantage.
Crypto is probably the only thing China will have left after we rape tf out of their market.
At least with crypto there’s no real way to put tariffs on anything.
It is the free trade decentralized exchange the world needs.
While simultaneously bring about Armageddon.

>Short on humanity

lol

>>10129741
Well I think I'm going to dedicate myself to reading up on stock trading, seems like the only way to get rich in this world
I'll look at the stuff in the OP

Does anyone know how to do RKGs code in think or swim? I cant seem to get multiple different tickers to aggregate the tsi in one study

>>10129851
Didn't CEI just barely moon? Are you thinking it'll run again?

>>10128770
you'd be smart

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Three-fund_portfolio

POOPOO PEEPEE

westpac finally falls along with china

Now things make sense today

Big Five means Fortune. Go for LCI

>>10129997
>Didn't CEI just barely moon? Are you thinking it'll run again?
i hope so..

>barely moon
it moved more than 100% maybe even 200%

>>10130190
actually it went about 500%.. i don't consider 500% "barely mooning"

>>10130164
Ah! A fellow HMNY bagholder here I see!

imagine if a president had balls 20 years ago to fuck with China instead of letting them dump all over the world. All western elites from 1990-2016 should hang.

>>10130239

MUMMY HAS TO CHANGE ME

>>10130298
Trump won't be able to stop it. The elite is using him to curb the trade surplus down a little. Trump will slow it down at best. He will slow down the decrease of the Western Society. Not more. We just get a little more time.

>>10130331
>We just get a little more time.

That is really all that matters
If there is still time, there is still hope
I think it is pointless to worry to much about things in the far, unpredictable future
Having a 5-year time horizon is plenty to work with already

>>10130331
Yeah but the point was more how badly the world is fucked up now because of the absolutely shit moves post-cold war.

>>10130337
It is going to be the century of the brown scum and the black niggers anyways.
Nigger kings will rule over Europe. And the chinese will hold the White men in Cages, rape our women, eat our babies and and feed us dirt.

>>10130359
Maybe
And what you gonna do about it ?
Not much thing
Just think of your own well-being and those who are closely dear to you
Fuck the rest of the cucks

>>10130371
based

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/SDRL

I drank 3 monsters today and feel like I want more.
I'm going to bed now.
Please help me.

>>10130397
Thank you
We are all gonna make it
Believe it !

>>10130410
Also sorry to the Anon that requested the podcast, I was too busy looking for the best deal on monsters online

>>10130410
I get the shakes after two. Three is a bad time.

>>10130418
find any? $1 Rockstar is my goto, best I've seen is $0.80 per.

>>10128858

Cannabis pharmaceuticals like TBP and RTI, or large pharma like GW Pharma that has existing research projects going for cannabis. Also US companies. MPX, LHS, CNNX, TGIF. I believe that when a legalization cascade occurs in the US in the form of several more states going legal over a short period of time investors will rush in and it will form a speculative bubble much the same as the Canadian market did last December.

Other things to watch out for: Canadian companies listing on the NYSE and Nasdaq. So far only CRON and CGC have. Both received hard pumps within a month of listing on those exchanges. CRON was within a couple days, CGC took nearly a full month to see upside.

>>10128408
Because it’s a defense industry play on the Fourth of July ya dingus. Every meme stock has its day and the 4th of July is deffo that day for this guy.

mid-teens when?

>>10130524
only if you suck tenderly Big5Guy's meaty cock

>>10129178
I honestly can’t see it NOT mooning.

>>10130546
When will LCI moon? This looks like a trap the more I look at the statistics. The numbers are too good.

>>10130569
Define good

That fucking dip buying in the chink markets by the ChinkCom National Team

>>10130594
ROIC 18.47% 03-18
Growth is constant, total debt/equity remains constant.

>>10130448

And buy the Acreage Holdings IPO or buy shares the first minute of the first day it starts trading if you don't want to mess around with directly buying in to an IPO. Acreage IPO is anticipated for later this summer.

>>10130709
I remember Big5Guy saying LCI was gonna have new drugs getting approved by the FDA

Currently, LCI's price is good imo (0.9 times 2017 sales with 8% of net margin)

New drugs = revenue growth <=== I think that part is almost free rn

>>10129103
Other car manufacturers make EV and self-driving vehicles that don't crash and don't take fire randomly. Fucking Renault makes money selling EV. There is self-driving vehicles in commercial use in the street of Europe and Japan already.

Tesla is late, weak, small and unprofitable.

We're all green today !

>Moore talking about Intel's values
Corporate senility is always a bit sad to watch

Good morning /smg/! How was your night? Picked up my new hat and rag for golf, probably going Friday or Saturday then probably do some blackjack after. TLT went down and SLV went up in AH so that's good, with I didn't sell my big option but the theta probably would have eaten the gains anyway. I'll probably just roll my TLT option into SLV, I'll monitor it closely.

Reminder that markets close early today in observance of Independence day Eve.

>>10132310
Oh I had a great night! Yesterday I sold all my MU at the lowest point possible while watching it rise in price.
I lost another 120 dollars and I'm on 30 mg of ketamine.

Sometimes I wonder why I even tried to trade during a trade war; sometimes I wonder if the headaches and worrying is even warrented at my capital level.
It will be ok though. It will be ok.

With America Day looming on the horizon, and tariffs landing Friday, I would proceed with caution this week fellas. Big chance for countless pumps an dumps.

>>10132310
Went to Bocuse's with my gf for her birthday, weather is still way too hot, slept like shit and honestly nothing much to do at work until tomorrow afternoon.

>>10132352
Stay strong friend

>>10132396
Its been nothing but rain daily here, I'm supposed to go to an outdoor concert tonight but ehhhhhhhh, I dunno if I wanna suffer that long

>hes trading today

>hes not taking the day off to enjoy the sun

>>10132396
oh man
I'd like to go there too and gorge myself on the dessert tray

>273
What
The
Fuck

Heard this week was gonna be low volume manipulation but ughhhhh

Here a picute oh what the comming bear market will look like 2 cheer the bears up!

Apple buying OLED screens from LG.
$LPL to moon when?

>>10132451
delete

>>10132416
I walked onto the deck and absorbed its rays for 30 seconds, then back to work. I'm tied down till I finish my first 2 year contract.

>>10132440
>tfw I wasn't even hungry because it's too hot
thanks fuck my office has AC

LCI will get me my Honda

>>10132522
Checked, it sure will

>>10132451
rkg please how will I be able to fund my aa gear if the bear comes out again...

Good luck everyone. I'm officially in LCI because I'm clueless after my little oil game. Working on winter strategy will keep y'all posted
t.uso options faggot

>>10132753
I think LCI is a good pickup, it's oversold. Worst case scenario is we'll be carrying bags until the next approval comes which is no big deal at all.

>>10131241
Futures green is a psyops ploy. We are going red after lunch. No retail buy volume

So far, so green?

GBR +$3 premarket rip my pacemaker

>>10132854
I'm still firmly green 5 hours after the markets opened.

>>10132854
Automakers sales report at 2pm after markets close. Gap down for them on Thursday probably.

>>10132883
Kek, you got the joke

>>10132893
It'll be priced in by EOD today

Robinhood is great if you are looking for a trash broker to lose your tiny caital with quickly.

>>10132947
How much shit will I eat today?

>>10132947
It seems fine for me so far.
Ever since the last update for options my fills feels as fast as my TastyWorks and TDA account.
I got early assigned recently for an RHT spread and the fill to sell the stock seemed fine too as long as I used the data from TDA.

>>10132947
It’s not RH fault you made stupid trades.

>>10132946
I can't expect that companies like Ford have been doing very well. Them and Chrysler have stopped production on most of their vehicles.

>>10132781
I'm in got 5 shares r.n. hoping for best also bagholding rgse till U.L. listing this quarter. Other than that I'm quiet. Hope we get a good haul off of it. I have faith in big5

>>10132947
So which major broker are you interning at?

Wtf is happening with gbr?

>>10132875
still holding my initial all-in. gib mid-teens ples

>>10133006
It would appear to be mooning again

>>10133006
Looks like pullback from a meme run but don't take my word for it, I know nothing about it.

>>10133031
Disregard this, didn't see that premarket run up, thats crazy.

>>10133024
Hoping for that too since I fomoed 10k on margin

>>10133038
Hoping it sustains. I love you fuckers.

If you’re in GBR use stop losses. This shit is too volatile. Congrats on your gains.

I am not suicidal. GBR won't go up like yesterday again

Your gonna carry that weight.

Plan 4 2 day!
One of most crazy ranging charts ever

If 272.3 not hold, expect retesting of 270

In other news, the coke strategy not work
Me am off to go have triple spinal tap
They say this gonna be painful as ducks ;_;
>>10132663
Kek
We will run ocean packs! 3000g day ez

>>10133088
Gbr is the only thing keeping me in the game. Bless this fucker

>>10132781
Why do you think it's oversold? Does anyone actually know what LCI does? I mean they have a bunch of drugs that they sell, but I've never heard of any of them. Why does /smg/ see such an upside? Are we literally just gonna suck 5cucks cock because of GBR?

Looking at the news there has been a bit of management restructuring, also the balance sheet seems OK (not great, just ok). So maybe not a bad buy, but I don't see any real meme potential. Maybe someone with healthcare expertise can chime in, I want to play this meme with you guys, but there doesn't seem to be any basis.

>>10132451
this is about what i expect. bull's in denial thinking it will never end, and then something like pic related. might get to 3000 first but then it's on

>>10133126
My d.d. consists of getting justd and desperate fomo after missing gbr train. And bleeding out from rgse. So all fomo indicators point to "BUY"

>>10133126
Would also like to know this. The day chart for this looks horrible, as it just broke the previous bottom. Both the 20 and 50ma are yrending down. No indication of a reversal.

>>10133126
Me and my mom literally take one of their medicines for acid reflux.

They give that specific medicine out like candy where I live at.

Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up

>>10133126
It's a speculative biotech. They took a huge cut on pausing a trial for antibody investigation and are announcing those results on 7/18. That'll cause a significant move one way or the other. Have a milestone on a second drug in January. Buzz is around technicals, no idea if drugs will turn out well but they look promising to me.

lets get this show on the road already

Shit TLT is mooning again.

??????????????
What the fuck, robinhood please

already mooned 1% in pre market

What do you girls use to track your investments/speculations?

>>10133236
My brain.

Drus super moon express

>>10133193
>speculative biotech

Aren't they just a generic drug manufacturer? Why would they have lots of success in R&D? Looking at their current job postings, only 5% of their open jobs is in R&D. Granted I know jack shit about how pharma works, so please enlighten me.

>>10133214
Gap up and bleed out again?

>>10133193
> announcing those results on 7/18.
sauce pls

Ah yes its the everything is really green and high in the first hour, but will close very red and low special again.

>>10133279
MAKE THE CALL

TSLA down 2%

Oh no no no no

[wheezing laughter]

>takes profit on udow
Bears rekt. Im done for the day

>>10133269
>>10133253
My bad, had confused lci for cbio

Also rip cbr

Thank you whoever posted the stop loss warning on GBR

rip GBR it was fun while it lasted eh boys

>>10133310
>/smg/ would have bought off of this analysis

No hope

>>10133325
>>10133323
fuck that i'm buying the dip if it gets to $5. It's a steal

What is the best fund for my boomer strat of hodl til i'm odl?

I am trying to find a good growth fund.

>>10133362
S&P500

>>10133292
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>10133362
Just get a life cycle fund. Any will do.
>>10133370
But S&P would be fine until then

>>10133386
I already have that for my Roth IRA but I am looking for a safer growth fund for my regular brokerage account.

>>10133429
VOO
VTI
IVW
PSCH
Just some I have. I don't remember tickers in everything I own.

>>10133459

Thanks I will take a look at those.

Am I a stone cold retard for looking at a funds 2008 performance to see if it could weather the coming crash well enough? I am trying to find a growth fund that can not have me kill myself in this next crash.

GBR

Is today a full day or shortened day?

>>10133506
oh relax
its getting shorted down and someones buying a bunch as we speak

>>10133506
Rip. Hope you sold at open.

>>10133515
Closing at 1pm

>>10133515
Shortened

>>10133493
Yes

>>10133526
Pacific or Eastern standard time?

>>10133535
yes

>>10133253
current job postings show that LCI is about to increase production

https://www.google.de/maps/place/Kremers+Urban+Pharmaceuticals/@38.9265296,-85.9099422,245m/data=!3m1!1e3

>>10133535
All times are EST because it's the New York Stock Exchange

LCI is increasing Isoniazid production to treat the spics and their tuberculosis

this is some of the things LCI drugs help with, and the revenue from them they also just acquired 23 more and have FDA apporval on others to come.

If I have shekels sitting in a Money Market account with Vanguard waiting to go back into the market is it possible for those funds to lose value?

What if the market crashes would my money market lose some value as well?

>wake up late this morning
>not looking forward to looking at my account, feel like it's just going to be a sea of red
>open app, account is mostly green, I'm up $70 overall right now

I don't trust it /smg/, I feel like the Bogs are just playing a trick on me and I'm gonna get slaughtered later on this afternoon.

>>10133598
people will probably take profits into the holiday. im not worried about my longs desu, so im taking some speculative shit off the table.

>>10128268
What a Chad. If I were to use a good example of couple, it would be them.

>>10133611

>>10133587
take everything out and buy silver bruh
its shiny

Should have bought more IQ

Wait a minute, the markets actually close early today?! What kind of faggot kindergarten bullshit is this. The finance business is full of lazy pussies.

oh why look at that
im already up $100+ from catching the GBR knife

its like its your first time trading a volatile stock desu baka senpai

>>10133587
Money market accounts are low risk, but not FDIC insured. You can lose your money, but not likely.

I hope somebody took my advice yesterday and shorted crude

look at the candle so far today

anyone else get a boner when they saw GBR at 13 premarket? I did.

Why are you missing out on the $ARWR moon launch? I keep dropping hints but people can’t get into science and sheeit.

I have like 5 burgers left, are there any stocks that I can buy with that?

what about DRUS, is there a way in or is it going back to 0.01

>>10133647
It's in observance for the Eve of the greatest holiday of the year!

>>10133679
i actually sold it over .03 to buy more RBII looking to get back in if it goes under .02 its a beast and the move yesterday proves that it's possible for huge runs with that stock

G-guise what happened to SDRL?

>>10133679
lol how am i supposed to tell that m8?
either way, it was up 600% yesterday, and now its retraced 30%. does that seem like a crash, or a dip? you do understand fib lines right?

either way, w a stock like DRUS, you wanna average in. i thought it couldnt go any lower when it hit .008cents, so i bought some. then it went to .004cents so i bought some. and when i saw some green i sold some

see what im saying? dont go in all at once, lower your average, and make sure youre not fucking yourself on commissions.

w it being a speculative penny meme, treat it almost like a long options contract, but w out expiry imo

>>10133647
My theory is that for market holidays they all want to leave work early so they can get out of NYC before everyone else gets off work and clogs the streets and subways up.

>>10133717
oil is crashing. what do you guys expect to happen to a company that cant even make money while oil is bulling?

>>10133698
I have to work a full day today and tomorrow and kneepad has to get a spinal tap, I don't want to hear it! Although I am excited for beers and barbecue tomorrow.

>>10133647
found the chink
>>10133644
IQ has high volatility. There's still buying opportunities.

>>10128214
googl is down from yesterday
TRXC is down with an upward trend

just shilling

>>10133722
>oil is crashing.
what?

>>10133626
I bet their children would be born with turbo autism. Who wouldn't want that?

>>10133728
tried posting an extremely large gif of hulk hogan playing guitar in front of an american flag, but the "file is too large"

what is this, the USSR?

>>10133718
Pathetic.

>>10133506
Oh shit I was right, it meme pumped too far.

My money just doubled

>>10133717
It is retiring its stock as the final stage of its bankruptcy restructuring plan. Robinhood should be transferring your old sdrl stock into their new stock but who knows how long this may take, I have some too myself. I think its gonna be good overall ion the end as the new float will make it much harder to short the stock and its good overall that the company is keeping its promises to investors in a timely fashion so far.

>>10133757
No it's gookmoot

>>10133506
Serves you faggots right.

>>10133747
>mfw one of his sons was unironically diagnosed with autism, then re-diagnosed as not.
Quick anon, what's your picks and predictions for the week!? You might be onto something.

Did oil just lose 1% in 10 minutes ?

>>10133765
>>10133765
nani

>>10133765
That has to be a reverse split or something, right?

>>10133765
Post gainz, even a 100 bucks just became 22k.

>>10133760
what the fuck is pathetic about it?
you know which way this (formerly) sub penny meme is going?

>>10133745
i wouldnt call this a bulrun exactly

>>10133772
fucking ricenigger

>>10133765
this just happenign to me, my account went from 5500 to 18000, is there any way to cash out?????

>>10133765
why

>>10133765
Holy fuck, I was watching SDRL I can't fuckin believe I would miss that. .34 cents to 22 dollars is a real moon mission

>>10133757
>tried posting an extremely large gif of hulk hogan playing guitar in front of an american flag
here, have a rare macho man
>>10133765
>investing in pokemon
meme investments win again

>>10133765
>>10133802
>>10133791
https://www.stocksplithistory.com/?symbol=SDRL

>>10133799
Use options to lock gain.

>>10133785
Have you ever heard of a stock called HMNY? Because boy are you in for a treat with all the hidden value in this stock. It's criminally undervalued.

>>10133765
Damnit ;_;
I knew SDRL 2mwas the one but 2 messed up to buy for past month

>>10133710
>>10133718
it did the same thing a month ago before returning to 0.01, why is this different

>thinking the price change on sdrl is realizeable as gain

>>10133791
correct
though i havent seen anything signifying a buyout. i suppose it could be that, but theres better nano caps out there

>>10133777
christ why are you so bitter that people made mney that you didnt?
how large is the horsecock shoved up your twat anyways?

oh nvm youre the faggot yesterday trying to make us all "feel bad" about realizing two separate 600% runs in two days. how about you shitpost a little less, and then you can post green wojacks like the rest of the faggots

>>10133794
it's oil, its traded in a lot longer time frame then 1 minute

>>10133819
I cant that stock is showing up in RH as "temporarily unavailable"

>>10133826
It reverse split and crashed today, christ people.

>all these fucking retards that don't realize sdrl is a reverse split are the people giving trading advice

>>10133829
because the volume wasn't the same 1 month ago...

>>10133836
Dude fuck off you wannabe day traders. You can't recognize my shit posting.

>>10133840
I figured. There is no way this many RH autists would get rich at once. The bogs wouldn't allow it.

>>10133829
because a month ago, that happened immediately. it went up 120%, i sold off some, then it crashed IMMEDIATELY

in contrast to today, where we had tons of people literally buying a million of them, and theyre still here

like i said, i realized my cost basis, so the rest is my gamble. i cant reccommend it to anyone just starting out, but i do think that its worth more than 1penny now. probably closer to 5pennies lol

Must be a couple of coinfags in here that don’t understand reverse splats

>>10133849
This! Holy shit they should have never given you stupid niggers money.

Is 1broker the best/only option to buy stocks with crypto?

>>10133866
Why can't I find news of the reverse split?

Do you guys think CAT has bottomed out or does it still have more downside? Surely we'll need a lot of heavy equipment to build the wall and Make America Great Again right?

>>10133856
>(You)

Baka BAC
this garbage is going to 26 isnt it

>>10133870
Because this was in the making for a long time. Most people knew this was coming.

>>10133870
Because you don't understand how google works.

>>10133874
I think SWK and CAT are good buys now

>>10133820
i know this is a meme but i bought some anyway.....help me

>>10133861
but look at the value on DryShips!
They've gone down for so long, but they're due for a real turn around soon!
New CEO and restructuring of executive positions; they're due for a 10% for the week imo
you'd be a retard NOT to buy!

>>10133899

>>10133837
semantics
its going down fast right now. its due for a correction and the 4th is traditionally the peak. i fully expect this to continue after one last rally.

macro im still very much bullish on oil

>>10133856
why the fuck would i recognize you or care? youre just going through hours old posts trying to get people to panic like a little faggot. youre either jealous, or youre just FUDing. either way, fuck off

>>10133870
idk why you cant m8?
look it up
i did tell you that company was toast yesterday

>>10133899
You are in good hands Anon, relax.

>>10133765

>>10133899
Dear God why? Why not pick up some SDRL while you're at it?

>>10133911
wanna put on a trip to stand behind your viewpoint on oil? or are you just going to hide in the shadows like a pussy when you end up being wrong?

>>10133911
Because you are a little bitch who cries after being called out everytime. I wish I could sue you for being so stupid.

>>10133910
>>10133912
>>10133916
scared money dont make none......someone take my bank account away from me

>>10133728
>>10133757
>>10133809

Anyone have good midcap Banks? Looking at Lloyds Banking Group LYG

FUCK SDRL IS CRASHING!!!

>>10133820
Seen it shilled on here but can't understand what the fuck they do... also I'm not in the stock game.

>>10133932
Hey I bought $1000 of CBIO yesterday, I'm no stranger to gambles.

>>10133955
just buy anon, dont worry, it will be fine

>>10133840
Whew ty
This split stuff is bunch of bs
Why is this ponzi scheme stuff allowed >>10133837

>>10128573
TSLA is going under

>>10133958
playing some poker tonight, so hopefully the omaha gods smile on me

>>10133928
if you werent a newfaggot youd know ive been bullish on oil since febuary

my stance is that commodities will outperform the S&P this year

>>10133929
so im up 600% on this position in two days, realized well over half of it, and now im supposed to cry about the rest of my position moving against me? and becuz some anon is hurting my feefees

sounds like YOURE the one who dont know how this works m8

>>10133963
is this vore

>>10133977
Dude fuck off, post pics of your gay little made up story or it didn't happen.

>>10133955
Do you not check ID's when replying to people? Are you actually going to let someone shill HMNY to you? Check posts before you buy something someone is shilling you baka. I mean at a minimum, research a bunch on your own preferably.

>>10133955
HMNY owns the service MoviePass. They're incredibly bad at math and are burning through all their money at an impressive rate, they'll probably be completely insolvent by the time Fall rolls around.

>>10128964
>The steering wheel could have a sensor built into it
No shit, that's how autopilot is triggered in the first place. You fucking moron.

>>10128969
>muh conspiracies

>SDRL delisted from RH after reverse split

Imagine the salt if the same thing happens to HMNY

>>10134020
They could succeed long term, BUT, it will be at the expense of share holders. IE, reverse splits/dilution. Its a long-shot with potential, but entry would be more than a year down the road.

XXII could be heading for a break out

>>10134004
He only had three posts in the thread at that point and I don't buy stocks.
>>10134020
Interesting.

>>10133955
https://money.cnn.com/2018/07/02/media/moviepass-stock-debt-sale/index.html

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>10134051
My point was the guy you were replying to has been trolling the entire thread. Not even really trolling, shitposting. If you fall for transparent shitposting what are you doing on the markets?

>>10134030
I'm starting to swell up just thinking about it.

fug it i'm going full boring buffet sama. stacking cash till the end of the summer at least and letting all my winners ride. there's a correction coming be it by the end of this year or next. not doing anything till i get that fat pitch!

>>10133999
im l-litereally s-shaking rn zomg

>>10133980
Kinda
https://e-hentai.org/g/72377/78bc0fa958/

>>10134030
Hlnow Me sweating
What happens 2 stocks when they die? Thete stock heaven right

Some of you guys are right.
Don't go to wall st tomorrow

>>10134060
Also this... Movie Pass is about to be curb stomped

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/66E61C48-74CC-11E8-B7C0-1B0EAEF8443F

>>10133999
aw shirt the coulumns got cut off hold on
my bad

>>10134074
underground heaven

REDEMPTION

New thread? I'm on mobile, can't do it.

NEW THREAD

>>10134116
>>10134116
>>10134116
>>10134116
>>10134116

>>10134067
Let me explain the narrative to you:
>see he says Elon will have autismo children
>'huh that's funny because unironically did' - poster only has 3 posts, not enough to see pattern of shitposting
>make joke question about his stock picks
>I go off and do other shit
>come back see (you) - he's responded with HMNY post
>I'm all like 'aww fuck, better respond, someone took the time'
My polite need to reciprocate got the better of me. I should have ignored him and moved along, yes, because by that time the low quality of discussion he contributes would have been apparent. I didn't. I should have been more vigilant.

On the plus side, after days of seeing ticker mentioned, I finally know what they do. No consolation to you, I'm sure. But I feel like I learned something here, and in the end isn't that what we're all here to do... and make money... to learn things.
<-mfw I realize my mistake

>>10134077
But it'll be closed, we couldn't if we tried

>>10134087
Funny thing is if they get rid of movie pass they might be worth more than 10 cents.

>>10134070
Nuuu HMNY nuuuuuu
We hugu until ship sink

>>10133651
This is correct. What I can tell you from experience is that I have had funds in money market accounts through every crash since the 80's and the NAV for those accounts has never moved from $1.00. Not once. This doesn't mean it can't happen, just that it has never happened to me up until now.