/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10125747
>hey
>insider here
>big
>le fomo

Time to short.

>>10125747
Do you unironically believe that shitposting on a mexican basket weaving forum will have an impact on Bitcoin's price?

>>10125747
thanks anon!

your service has been noted

Etf approved!

>>10125747
also working at Bloomberg, there a several big stoires in the works that could influence Bitcoins price, what specificity are you referring to?

>>10125747
nice larp. we used to have better ones back in my zoomer days tho

>>10125747
I'm CEO at bloomberg. I'm letting go all interns tomorrow
t. trust me

>>10125747
Your first lesson as an intern should be; markets do the opposite of the news. Everything, no matter how fresh and new is priced in already.

>>10125747
Fomo buying or selling?

>>10125819
topkek :DDD

>>10125747
Hey biz intern at Bloomberg, can’t say much without revealing my identity but My name is Timothy Baker expect a really big story this week that will likely create the biggest wave of fomo you have seen for bitcoin yet.

Screencap this.

>Ftfy

>>10125834
Wtf how you doxx me faggot?

>>10125834
I am not Timothy Baker

>>10125824

>>10125836
>>10125842
Stop lying Tims the gig is up.

>>10125836
look like he got you

>>10125747

Where's your credibility faggot?

anything that's available to an intern at bloomberg is already priced in
low iq larp

Im a saucier at pizza hut, next week we are having a 2 large pizza deal. You were warned

>>10125981
how many stinky linkies for the pizza

>>10125747
How hot is Emma Chandra in person?

>>10125862
pretty sure interns are market makers at bloomsperg.

>>10126143
It depends who you intern for and how much they like you or how willing you are to bust out the kneepads if a woman Kek

>>10125747
>intern at bloomberg
>has inside info on what he's brandishing as the biggest story of the year for the industry

5/10 larp, better luck next time

>>10126110
>Emma Chandra
I'm more into Betty Liu

I also work there. Are you that guy who sucked 5 clocks in the bathroom in one lunch break? He talked about posting something about a made up story on 4chan

>>10125747
>telling an intern material inside information

insider at mcdonalds here, just wait till you see our new burger special

>>10126293
this LMAO

OP is a BAGEL FETCHER if that

>12k more longs than shorts

Hmmmm....

>>10125747

>Babbys first Bloomberg terrminal access

>>10126318
OK this may seem like a LARP but hear me out....

So I work retail in NYC on madison avenue. I always get lunch at the same street vendor, his name is Tony Dragon. Anyay Tony always has a line around the block, and today was no different. I'm sitting behind these to d-bags in thier baby blue button downs talking shit to each other (I studied finance but can't get a real job because of anxiety). Anyone d-bag a is really excited about something but d-bag b doesn't want to hear it. he's really pestering at this point. Anyway, long story short--- buy chainlink.

hey can you shitheads remove your article limits?
that idea was fucking retarded and you aren't going to make any money

>>10126450
I hope I get to meet sergey some day too

>>10126450
>OK this may seem like a LARP but hear me out
MFW when I start reading. Let P(L) = probability that anon is larping. Start with bayseian prior P(L) = 95%

Turns out there actually is Tony Dragon food truck on madison. P(L) = 93%

"I studied finance but can't get a real job because of anxiety" -- unironically sounds extremely plausible that a bizraeli would have this experience. P(L) = 75%

d-bag a is really excited about something but d-bag b doesn't want to hear it. P(L) = 60%

he's really pestering at this point. P(L) = 50%

So, I rate this story as 50/50 could be true. Going to go by 5K more link now.

>>10125747
>>10125766
this

god damnit I just fomoed back in

y do I always buy at the fucking top

Coinbase buy Facebook

>>10125747
Guys hear me out, I just got out my local Bangkok McDonald’s and guess who I saw: SERGEY! and with two voluptuous looking traps towering from each side of him. I wanted to ask him about the singularity but he looked busy jerking off his traps while attentively studying the menu. Believe it or not, he ordered a McChicken.

>>10126273
Sucking clocks eh? Father Time getting desperate?

>>10126647
good decision anon. The story is mostly true. I did study finance and worked retailed on madison avenue. I'd always see these bloomberg assholes eating lunch, and Tony Dragon's is the best lunch cart in the area by far .

>>10125747
this is the most acoustic thing I've read today

topkek at these replies. It'll either be a.) Facebook is buying Coinbase b.) There's a large fund being created with crypto or c.) Sergey is integrating Chainlink into Bloomberg terminals. Probably a combination of the 3

>>10125769
reading comp skills: 0 points

>>10125747
bloomberg is the biggest piece of shit news site for crypto that exists. You guys are always wrong and never do any proper research. kys

>>10125747
Obama here. Me and my inner cabal of reptillian overlords have some big news coming.

Better buy Link now or fomo on the way to 1k.

>>10125747
these faggots try to push the price of crypto with their articles all the time OP might be full of shit but it wouldn't be unexpected to happen

>>10125747
Unironically just bought 100K of everything in the top-50.

>>10125747
(((Bloomberg))) and (((CNBC))) have done NOTHING but FUD crypto NONSTOP for the last 2 years straight, why should we believe you?

>>10127911
Their latest story on Tether is a real laugh.
They talk about people "investing" in Tether and wonder why buys and sells never move the price.
It's in that "not even wrong" territory. They have zero clue about crypto

Op here you’re all faggots and this was a larp

Buy chainlink sirs

>>10125819
Im Mr. Boomerberg, boss of Mr. Bloomberg, how yall youngins tonight? Sippin as she goes!

>>10128414
Op is a faggot

Why do LARPing faggots post shit like this?

Do these faggots who bought at 19k unironically believe that doing this shit here and posting crap like this will influence the price at all?

>>10126293
At some big tech companies, interns have a surprising amount of access.

I don't what the inside of Bloomberg is like, but if random international have the ability to search the internal intranet, I could imagine it happening.

>>10125836
You're fired Tim. We monitor all of your internet traffic here at Bloomberg HR

>>10128644
I swear am not Tim plz don’t fire Tim

Tim dindu Nuffin

>>10125747
That's chainlink's color theme and font

>>10128644
Bob -
What are you doing monitoring 4chan without authorization? You're suspended until further notice.

>>10127914