/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for grimes

>>10120097
1st for CERU

>no edition

>>10120097
oh forgot

goldbugs BTFO edition

short squeeze soon, fellow stalker

DRUS and GBR still mooning

TSLA shorts got them iron hands... waiting for more fiery battery autopilot deaths for 300 less welded beta products built in a fucking tent.

GBR TO $100

I want to go back to last Monday, sell everything, and load up on GBR and DRUS.

so happy i bought DF puts on friday

>>10120133
i added the khan academy link tho
wanted to get that and forgot

>>10120141
what a literal retard
does he honestly think that the hedgies that are short are gonna cover on this? lol anyone who can into fundamentals knows that theyre fugged

>>10120151
kek
shure are
i tell ya, its not usually that you end up having 3 +25% days in a row, but ill take it

i think this is literally the biggest day DRUS has ever had in the history of their company.
knew buying something that was down 90% in a year was a good gamble

>>10120170
I just finished my time machine. Ill let you try it first if you paypal me 5K

>>10120170
i want to go back to 2008, quit grad school and NEET for 10 years until i can load up on GBR and DRUS

>>10120170
and i wish i didnt profit take on GBR, but it is what it is. ill have to talk to the don and see if we can borrow his time machine

NVDA is setting up for a big up move

just wait for the market to bottom today/this week

It looks like a lot of people took the opportunity to dump TSLA on the news today.

Should I invest in weed stock?

Anyone who isn't all in on GBR right now is retarded

>>10120170

still time.

For those of you who want to see a nice short squeeze over the course of the last few months look at SAM.

Short interest 22%, making new ATH's every few days.

>>10120267

So who is the tech giant Intel's inability to deliver any kind of performance will end up killing. I'm hyped.

>>10120247
https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-party-crasher-cfra-says-sell-1530545215

>>10120299
big money is buying GBR out.. what don't you understand? they are going to be buying on the front end as well as the back end

>>10120267
>Anyone who isn't all in on GBR right now is retarded
seriously the easiest trade all year

Just lol at gold and Silver
absolutely pathetic

>>10120094
City has 1.5 billion debt. No life quality. No money. The metro area is 80% non-white. And living close to the biggest chemical company in the Western Hemisphere will significantly reduce your life time. I moved out a year ago after living there for being a poor worker with no other options. Really go somewhere else. The city is a criminal hotspot and the center of the turkish mafia in south Deutschland.

Area around Abbvie in Mitte is a welfare ghetto. Turks, arabs and all the ugly savages from Africa. Next to Abbvie there is this Netto supermarket with a dog food store next to it. All the welfare people got this little dogs here, so watch your step. Went in there once. Never again. The dirt, the smell, the disgusting, unwashed migrants from the Balkans.

>>10120316
>they are going to be buying on the front end as well as the back end
yup. and if oil goes macro bull like i think it will. we literally lambo moon

TSLA's in red territory now. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>10120325
kek
what do you expect? everyones cashing out for the holiday

>>10120366
its because its trading at several multiples beyond what its actually worth

>>10120366
I thought you guys said it was go to 400 today

GBR 14.9 today

stocktwits.com/mysteryoftime

Look at these morons.

holy shit fucking DRUS and GBR are fucking killing it today

Who else /onholdwithcomcast/ here?

TSLA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>10120419
you the one trying to buy a honda?

>>10120256
Swing or day trade. Sector isn't stable enough for long hodl. I THINK weed pharma will be where the big gains will come this fall. Maybe some large moves by HEXO and APH but, since those two are popular on plebbit weedstocks, i consider them cursed.

CGC and CRON looking strong this morning, both up around 5%. Burgers continue to be more bullish on leaf weed stocks than leafs are. Pretty standard to see OTC and CRON in the green when leaf markets are closed for holiday.

>>10120458
saw it at my local auto dealer
pic related

Lmao Elon musk onn suicide watch

>>10120430
Service still out? Don't fuck with Mickey bitch.

GBR is definitely poppin off today, i wonder what the last two minute candles mean

fucking DRUS holy fuck!!

>>10120523
He'll have to double down on the kinky shit with his emo bitch.

>>10120521
you should just low ball them with some cash

>>10120589
You are welcome.

>>10120574
I saw it at 9 and said there was no way I would risk it. Don't regret it, too many time penny stocks drip back down. Watch it become a normal stock though with $8.

Fake bull run this morning.

Y'all niggas got tricked.

>>10120633

>>10120119
He could do so much better

>>10120552
no, was trying to cancel my instant tv I got because they upped my speed. 45 min and 3 transfers later I approved the cancel they needed me to. She needed me to hold for 10 more min while it cleared. I told that bitch time is money and I got shitposting to do.

>>10120633
i've locked in alot of profit so far today

>>10120633
how will bulls EVER recover from this?

I caught a little bit of CNBC and there was a commercial for $HYZD. I shouldn't be surprised to see ads for funds but it was still jarring.

This most intense TA of S&P me ever done
Took many histories into account

This image shows the hypothetical resistance prices SPX will run into on it's way to 3000 eoy

I WAS PROMISED A CRASH! Why the fuck has it not happened BIZ

>>10120699
Not enough penises.

>>10120699
Your foolishness will be punished

What happened with tesla actually? Did institutions just BOG the fuck out of retail short covers?

will
gbr ever stop

>>10120699

delete this, it will go up in a perfectly straight line

>>10120746
they took a look at >>10120119 and gtfo

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having bision sliders with extra caramelized onions and a fresh broccoli slaw. I'm red as FUCK today and I'm not even really worried. Going to head up to the golf store after work and grab a new rag with grommit to put on my bag.

SLV Bros, are you still holding fast or did ya dump?

>>10120633
Nah mate the kikes are gonna buy the shit out of this.
The in-built greed of these sub humans will create a game of them all trying to out manipulate eachother to gain more. This will eventually driver the price to the moon. Once this happens we move to a new coin and leave them with bags of worthless shit.
Exact same thing they done to us with this fiat currency meme!

>>10120746
Some nigga at CFRA downgraded it.

>>10120779
Its for that 9am Gin shots
Im both long and short on silver, closed most shorts today but I think this garbage is actually going to 14

>>10120699
My coffee stains analysis showed me it will go down the anteciduals and meet the Demigod in the Frozen Heart of the anomaly

>>10120699
its a long road to Moscow....

>>10120779
Based, I'm down too but that looks yummy. Make sure to get a blessed rag, choose carefully.

>>10120797
yeah wtf happened, ive swing traded it twice this year and thought it was going to bounce back
guess ill have to wait a month or so again

>>10120779
>I'm red as FUCK today
i thought you were in GBR?

atleast your food looks bomb

>>10120779
Stayed stable today, slightly red but given the CAC correction I'm good.
Tonight I'm taking my gf to Bocuse, it's her birthday.

>>10120779
selling SLV at a loss
silver is the same price it is in 1986
it will moon sooner or later
trading gold and silver is a long game

>>10120779
looking tasty. I'm thinking about eating something for the first time today. Maybe a bowl of lucky charms

wtf all my gains from the run up are gone now.

>>10120808
Wiping out small specs going 50x leveraged in silver, 14.99 should do it

Im going all in on UDOW if dow goes to 23k

If dubs dow will close below -2

I need this market to crash more. Make it happen now.

I fomoed on GBR and got bogged.

No Honda for the fritz

>>10120779
I had a cabesa taco
I dont know where thre market is going or where to invest Ive only been trading for a short time and feel like I should diversify, go heavy into one sectoww, or play crypto for a while.

>>10120902
kek

>>10120902
That's what people who bought in at $2.40 last Thursday said.

>>10120825
I was, I sold at 4. Not mad or anything, I made good money

>>10120830
Yea, once again I'm too early on these moves. Ah well, that's the breaks eh?

>>10120847
Usually I homer the SLV calls/puts for its range. I think I got cocky and swund for the benches on a sinker.

>>10120902
GBR has been shilled in here for weeks and weeks, you choose now to get in? hmmm

$Drus
Hahahahahahaha

>>10120902
The /smg/ lifecycle begins anew

Welcome baggie

can anyone explain why GBR mooned? there is no news anywhere. any rumors or is it all speculation?

>>10120902
Dang dude, i hope you didnt buy at 12, if you didnt get in under ten you kinda were late as fuck. hope you get out without too much loss

>>10120939
I told u stupid niggers drus was gonna moon
Everyone here was shilling hmny at the time

stormy daniels' lawyer bought a few million shares, it's a lock

>>10120944
There is an algorithm that parses stocks on millennial message boards and picks certain ones to manipulate. Classic pump and dump. Shame is has to leave a stain on what looks like a company with solid potential.

GIS getting bogged
wouldnt mind getting more for cheap though

>>10120944
>can anyone explain why GBR mooned? there is no news anywhere. any rumors or is it all speculation?
do you not know how to read filings?? jesus christ this thread sometimes


GBR could keep going easily!! such a low floater could gap up again in the morning

>>10120944
Probably hype from the big gains dried up after it pushed too far and it corrected back to what people think it really is.

>>10120141
Gotta be amazed at what musk is doing to the stock market. He sets a target for 5000/wk Tesla 3s, achieves it 7 months late and the stock goes up.

>Tesla
RIP high IQ anon

If $drus hits .10 I will share my next ultramoon™ call.

My TMV calls are up but my TLT puts are down even though I bought them at the same time.

>>10121023
>do you not know how to read filings?? jesus christ this thread sometimes

tell me what youre reading then nigga, dont bait me with this shit then just say it could go up easily, top notch analysis my man

bought at $7.82 and sold GBR on the same day, made $300 profit. thank you /biz

>>10121121
how about you read the filing yourself you lazy fuck

>>10120521
UGLY

>>10120779
You're probably a whale.
Had three eggs for breakfast/lunch, and some yoghurt. Will probably have some kale for a later lunch.

B5G died for our sins as a general and has been reborn again as our savior, this is our Easter happening before our very eyes in real time. Ave Big Five Guy.

Buy LCI

>>10121150
I have this picture framed in my room

>>10121121
gbr 8K filing, somebody probably pointed him in that direction though

>>10121156
honda

>>10121163
It's down 4%. I wouldn't put too much trust in him.

>>10121154
fuck off retard

>>10121176
94' accord here
A lot of it was bogged like the radiator was disinigrated

>>10120429
fuck yea bud
you were totally right too. no profit takers. literal moonshot

>>10120628
i think it could get to 20cents desu. this is a lot of volume and ive been watching people quietly accumulate this shit since may (and doing the same)

>>10120779
im still holding silver, but i cant blame you if you get shook. i just dont take losses and realize them when theyre this far down consistently.

>>10120830
its still worth a squeeze imo
theres a lot of shorts

>>10121159
P R O T E I N
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>>10121156
It just looks like a ho-hum mundane econobox. If you wanna see ugly, check out the Nissan Juke or Pontiac Aztek.

>>10121109
i forgot today was div day. that messes w put options prices

>>10120097
>tfw I missed out on the GBR train

>>10120355
anon, I am so thankful you responded with elaborate and honest experience. Thank you for the red pill, sounds like you really saved me from regretful decision
I hope everything works well for you in your new place
May the markets be with you anon

>>10121121
lrn2read nigga
no one owes you shit

>>10121221
>the juke
oh god

How many of you are in TGIF?

>>10121213
I sold off my big one that expires this week and moved the money into a more favorable position, I still have hope

please stop I just wanted to grow my money

they said banks were going to the moon

>>10121236
Same. I was going to buy it but then it moon premarket that exact day. Was waiting for it to settle down to 1.40 then it mooned again

>>10121269
>>10121262
and this is why buffet says
Dont use leverage

>>10121236
literally how?
comfy has been shilling it like the biggest retard on the planet for like a week now. im surprised he didnt jinx it lol

>>10121254
ive just been buying near term ITM put options at close and then selling them the next day. trying to build up some free money to pump back into like 20 more calls so that then i only have get like a 20cent move and ill be up a LOT

>>10121269
literally SOMEONE has to pump it. this is the worst the banks have looked in YEARS. if not, then its literally all ogre, but i seriously doubt it

>>10120133
Why didn't I buy GBR on Friday edition

Retarded question time.

If I place a buy order now during the middle of the day in my Vanguard Target Date Retirement Fund. Will the price that I buy at be what it is at closing today? or the price from opening today?

>>10121269
also
dont buy contracts w that little time to expiry. thats retarded. save yourself, and your money

>>10121163
Cashed out GBR and I'm moving most into LCI. PRAISE THE BIG 5!!!

>>10121301
I thought that WAS a lot of time, I bought it like two weeks ago

what is "a lot of time" when it comes to options?

>>10121313
like 3 months man
dont do this to yourself

>>10121311
DUBS CONFIRM

AMEN

>>10121300
>Vanguard Target Date Retirement Fund.
>Retirement Fund
Do you know where you are?

>>10121325
I'm learning a very painful lesson
I thought if you went out too long you'd be fucked by time decay

>>10121313
though desu i do the 2 month ones and roll them into more 2 month ones, but ive been doing options for a while and am comfy w the risks

>>10120935
It's been getting shilled for months. I bought in december because "guys it'll pop soon".

>>10121311

LCI still has a way to go. It's trending down big guy.

>>10121336
literally the absolute opposite
more time out, less decay

take some time and read through the maths behind the options pricing my friend

>>10121326
A M E N
M
E
N
Soon we'll all retire as 30 year old boomers

>>10121355
so should I hodl this option or cut my losses now? Its lost 50% of its value, and I want to hope BAC will go up, but I don't wanna fall victim to the disposition effect

>>10121333
I've seen some pretty stupid questions posted here, but this one might be the most retarded of them all.

>>10121348
>>10121326
>>10121311
i've been loading up on LCI the trend reversal is going to be huge!!!

>>10121378
By holding calls you are literally bogging us all

>>10121390
heh.. yeah i've seen some pretty stupid shit here too

>>10121361
>>10121391
Real shit though, I've been loading up on cheap shares

RIP Tesla

anythign looking good to get into right now

>>10121404
funny little legs! Also is the HIV taking hold yet?

>>10121378
>the disposition effect
the disposition effect works a little different w options. rule of thumb w long options, assume you threw your money away when you took the position. NEVER risk more than you can afford to lose outright. if an underlyings options are too expensive for you, dont buy em.

look for stocks/etfs that have low volatility (but liquid options market), and buy those instead. it will allow you to buy more. what i do is buy 2 of any position at least. that way, if i can get a moderate pop to cover the cost of the other one, i can sell half and feel comfy holding the rest with the other for a free moonshot if i feel it will continue.

the alternative is to buy shorter term options like you did, but trade them only for a day/overnight swing. if you do this, you should set profit exits and stoplosses though and time your entries as exact as you can. set your profit target atleast twice the size of your stop (like 25% loss, 50% profit) and just assume the money is otherwise gone. helps to deal w the emotions

Will I get my Honda with LCI? Ready to get in with 100

>>10121391
I will admit it is a bit oversold.

>>10121333
>the retirement fund is the only shekels I have in play.

>>10121378
so while disposition effect certainly exists on options, this is because you sort of misused them. they are high risk/reward memes. if you wanna be profitable with them, you need to be absolutely vigilant about your ability to manage your risk. ive lost a lot of money w options. ive also managed to make a shit ton more than that, so its obviously all about managing the risk BEFORE you place the trade (ie plan it. you shouldve already considered what you were gonna do if it got this bad and have just done it)

>>10121480
Company looks good and with the oversold it's going to get wild up in here

>>10121519
Why don't you just invest in the target date fund for next year, that way you can just retire next year?

what are some good blue chip companies

SLV at 14.88
heil silver lol

>>10121300
Your order will be filled at today's closing price. If you place the order after 4pm eastern time today, it will be filled at tomorrow's closing price.

C'mon guys, there was a time you didn't know the answer to this question either.

>>10121269
Anon, once you get on this train you never get off.

what happened to big5

>>10121542
Sir, that joke was too funny. I'm going to have to bring you in to the station. I got water all over my desk.

>>10121542
nobody actually wants to retire
Just look at your grandfather, still doing chores and working in the Garage

>>10121269
Why would US banks pump right now ?

>>10121575
Retirement is awesome. Don't knock it till you have tried it.

>>10121575
ive never understood this
the point of working is to retire. the average american is just fucked in the head tho, and doesnt have any hobbies. so they go crazy if they dont have any work.

>>10121575
That sounds fun though.

>>10121542
>>10121575
Humans who retire get old, fat and die quick. Never retire.

>>10121300
Target Date Retirement Funds are Vanguard mutual funds, so they update their price at the end of the day. That's also when trades execute.

Vanguard ETFs can be traded at any time.

>>10121592
theyre oversold and have large divs w certainty of div increase, is the bullish thesis

the bearish is that were fucked and its ogre

>>10121552

Thanks man.

I know I have a lot to learn. I asked yesterday about taking a year long course on day trading but no one had any reputable courses.

>>10121333
:^)

>>10121609
>the point of working is to retire
Depends on who you're asking. I have a former colleague who's miserable since he retired and wants to come back (he can't because muh socialism).

>>10121609
lol my grandpa does paper trading every single morning for the past 10 or so years since he lost it all in 2008

>entire portfolio is red
>have 50+ chigger bites all over lower body that I got from last weekend
>I'm just sitting here scratching my legs raw and watching all my money disappear
>keep finding spiders in my bathtub

This timeline sucks, I wanna transfer to another.

>>10121623
They have a huge exposure to the markets that are being manhandled by the trumpet.

>>10121663
Spiders are biggest fear
I gas them as I see them, no matter the species

>>10121663
Could be worse.

also, do bathtub spider:
>fall in and cant get out
>come from the drain

which one?

I think I'm getting fired .__. I no call no showed about five times .___. I worked 30 days straight got too drunk and slept in. I'm miserable rn. I'm the guy that has been posting about working 70 hours a week.

>>10121689
They fall in and can't get out. Drains have a water trap that holds water in a section so most non aquatic spiders wouldn't be able to swim through that.

>>10121700
I fail to see the issue

>>10121628
>taking a year long course on day trading but no one had any reputable courses.
because there literally are none. anyone who has a working, extremely consistent strat that works for daytrading, keeps their trade secrets to themselves. and most run algos, so its not something you can even physically do.

dont give those youtube simps money. they make all their money from their youtube e-shekels, and their paid subscription bullshit.

most of them arent even spectacular traders, and some are pretty bad. ive seen a vid from the one faggot "claytrader" where he pretty much blows the fuck out of himself for like 10k right out the gate shorting FB or something, and then just gets lucky lol. dont listen to those fools. daytrading is high risk/reward even IF youre really good at it.

>>10121689
Definitely fall in, they like the moisture I think. A spidey crawling up out of the drain is a horrifying thought though.

ok /biz tell me what makes the LCI pipeline so valuable?

>>10121700
go see a doctor get a note

I cannot fuckingg believe I missed that GBR run

Fucking Mondays man.

I had a small 18% gain last week, fucking gbr 600%...considering Spending that 18% on one good shotgun slug

>>10121628
Day trading is a tough game, even for those who are experienced at it. If I were you, I'd work on swing trading skills before I jumped into day trading. Maybe practice with trades that you expect might take a week to a month to unfold. Then, when you are comfortable with what you are doing and how the markets work, try your hand at day trading.

>>10121740
Wait until next week to get in. That's what I'm doing. Set up looks pretty good. Will be monitoring.

>>10121740
just look how much revenue each one of their drugs bring in and look at how many drugs they are acquring.. they treat all sorts of things from pain.. to heart problems..

OVX on the verge of breaking out

not too late to short some crude

Thinking about spending some of my PED gains on a new fingerbox. Anyone have any suggestions? Looking to spend $60.

>>10121750
personally I think swing trading is harder because you have to think days or weeks ahead instead of just minutes/hours

>>10121752
Also I'm saying this because UVXY is about to moon this week.

>>10121788
if by moon you mean crash. People dont trade as much on holiday weeks

>>10121750
That is more of what I was thinking in terms of trading for a living. Really wish I would have gone for finance as a degree although I am not sure even that is worth a damn for this sort of work

>>10121777
60 is way too low if you want a quality one. I inherited an antique from my granddad, has always served me well. I'd look more in the 2-300 dollar range if you want one that will last for years.

>>10121777
>$60
If you're talking about the one in the pic for $60 then definite knockoff. Try adding a 0 for something close.

>>10121794
When does the market close? Wednesday? It might happen tomorrow. It's at February levels.

>>10121740
here are some of the things LCI drugs treat.. they also have alot more coming according to press releases and just got FDA approval on a couple more

>>10121812
VIX is going down buddo boy, all the way back to 9

>>10121822

>>10121778
Maybe. I mostly just buy and sell when my computer tells me to, so that's not very difficult. Building the system was the hard part.

>>10121822
Futures say 17. Little scared for my UVXY puts.

>>10121644
he just needs to find something, thats not work, that he can enjoy.

it blows my mind how people will go their whole lives w out figuring out what it is that they truly enjoy spending time doing. its no wonder everyones all sad and on drugs and depressed and shooting each other desu

>>10121662
its still really fun to trade if youre interested in this stuff. at least hes not bitter about it i guess lol

>>10121668
kek the banks being fucking broken has nothing to do with trump m8. if anyones to blame, its themselves for essentially giving out an unbelievable amount of subprime loans to people again via proxy.

judging by their stock, those high risk loans have NOT been paying off. they havent even gone up on rate hikes

Oh my fucking god, GBR! I sold at $3 and made $500, I would have made thousands if I waited. I'm done for the day...

>>10121836
None of that is convincing
Its going to gap down tomorrow, its already too high

>>10121854
Same, bro. I bought 5k worth at 1.2 and sold friday.

Yall think BABA is oversold rn?

>>10121700
>I no call no showed about five times
lol
then dont even worry about. youre absolutely already fired. just go take the time off and find a new job, or go tempNEET and minimalize your existence for a month. you should at least have SOME cash left over if youve been working 70hrs every week

>>10121815
why did they settle for $4,000,000? what's up with that?

>>10121777
Just watch out for lead glazed ones.

>>10121864
Found the bullfag

>>10121700
and try to find a job that will actually fucking pay you for working 70 hrs a week. no use busting your ass for some douchbag who pays you peanuts. they get what they pay for imo. thats how ive always been w shit jobs

>>10121885
yeah, thats right
SP 3000 end of year
Miss out? Dont matter to me

Damn, I just noticed that my VMW shares are up 10% today. Nice.

Martin Shrkeli's portfolio tracker from Nov 17 - today

BAC taking off

>>10121965

>>10121845
Some people just love their jobs. I have the same job as him and I can understand why. I'd probably keep on working even if I had enough passive income to stop. On the other hand my dad decided to retire early (he started as telecom technician, ended up manager and hated it).

Also for the banks, they thrive on stability and Trump brings instability. It's not rocket science.

>>10121973
I fucking hope so
average buy in: 28.90

>>10121815
They are just a generic manufacterer though. I'd rather have Mylan. Mylan is even making big gains against their top drug, levothyroxine. Wal Mart buys Mylan exclusively now on their 4 dollar list.

>>10121993
dude... banks are going to go up
You saw the stress test right?

>>10122001
i think you are missing the point of the trade....

>>10121836
you shouldnt chart UVXY m8. it doesnt work like that desu

if anything, overlay the SPY, the VIX and the volume and try and judge it on THOSE instead. ive also been watching HYG for sudden divergences to indicate hi vol soon (pic related. SPY is curling up, and HYG doesnt know yet)

>>10121930

>>10122026
Maybe so....what happened?

>>10121288
Because I sold too early.

>>10122029
>>10121836
http://vixcentral.com/
Just look at vix futures. The near term loss of contango points to it not decaying. rip my puts.

>>10122021
The results of the stress tests are known and banks aren't up. What give ?

>>10122037
Why so sad?

>>10122061
Its called a bullish pennant to wipe out options traders
This is how banks do their stock

>>10121985
>>10121965
And let's not forget his good calls with AVXS ALXN ICPT
You forgot SGMO ONCE and REGN in your portfolio

>>10122051
i think you are missing the point of buying low and selling high...

>>10122099
Sept 21 put at 10 bucks had insane volume. Expecting it to keep bleeding....

What am I missing?

Is it even worth getting into GBR at this point?

>>10122057
ah i see
locked in profit, but i always do that so i can feel comfy holding for the moon. i pay for half my position in gains and then dont care anymore

>>10122058
i didnt say i was bearish on VIX did i? im short HYG and grabbing a pair of VXX calls at some point this week for sure

the futures are better to look at than the UVXY chart, but still, i can only ever make heads or tails of the VIX chart when i look at it in relation to things i know and understand. literally nothing in the market (other than maybe DRYS sometimes) moves like it, so any sort of analysis on the VIX itself is always shaky at best imo.

ive been doing pretty good with just watching SPY and /ES w those indicators i showed desu

How much lower is TLT going to go?

>>10122135
maybe. it looks like the large money buying it isnt going anywhere rn. maybe wait for oil to turn and maybe pull it down a little. or well just continue onto 20% tomorrow. who the fuck knows?

>UDOW
UP UP UP

PUMP IT

>>10122151
if youre worried about your short, just cover it and try to get in again off the next little "bounce" it has

im still holding, but i was short them on friday up at the top, and rolled out into the bell, so my situation is different.

could see it at least going to 120 in a few days, but for today, i think it could get maybe to 121. but if youre up a lot, take it m8. you can get more puts later

>>10122151
at the very least, were in the middle of that gap rn
now that its like halfway thru i think its safe to say itll fill it. might be tomorrow tho imo senpai

we are just gonna pretend this market move up is fine huh

>when 3 months of gains get wiped out in a day

At least I'm still up for the year

>>10122135
You would probably be FOMO'ing at this point, but that's what I said at $3.

>>10122254
not only is it fine, its overdue

>tfw your third world potato-backed currency buys less and less by the day
End me.

went in on GBR at 10.75 am i retarded

>>10122288
I just got in at 10.40, wish me luck

Not sure if stupid or sane

>>10122294
what nation, anon?

>>10122298
>>10122304
retards detected


>I said this on friday at 3 also

>call
>straight to voicemail

soo this is how you run a buisness friendly express

>>10122304
>>10122298
Activated max rh gold to get in at 10.34 this morning, wishing I'd been trading the dips. Oscillating around low 10s but extremely volatile. Either sell at close or develop iron hands. Coin toss if we'll see institutional money pump it more

nasdaq green day
2 more to go

>>10122298
>>10122304
Anon.... Why?

>>10122391
>every market got rekt
>the US market barely dips

Thou shall not doubt Emperor Trump
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>10122412
Cause I’m sitting alone in a dark room after working 70 hours this week hoping for a release from this hell

Also gambling addict possibly

Final squiggly line wrangled
268 dump inc

>>10122441
What are you tracking here. What's the ticker.

>>10122423
Bearfags just dont get it, even after losing all their money, they still dont get it

well if it makes you feel any better im just sitting here looking at DRUS being up almost 400% and wondering if im being greedy by holding a lot of it still. i mean its an OTC meme. 400% isnt really the most ridiculous thing that could happen desu

i need a good live chart of the USD Mx PESO currency rate
what should i be using?

LCI bring magic to me and my Honda

pump to 280 momentarily

>>10122459
Jesus fuck sell it you dumb nigger. Banked profits 》greed

>>10122459
meh
probably not i guess. theres people buying 200k up here at this price. ive been watching the depth chart on this since may and ive never seen this much large orders, even when it was at .004 yesterday.

>>10122461
finanzen.net/devisen/realtimekurs/us_dollar-mexikanischer_peso-kurs

LTBR is widening my asshole with atomic force

>>10122502
bruh I bought $75 worth of that shit because you wrent all in
are you trying to get sued mother fucker?

>>10122502
>CEO Alvin Radkowsky

>leave room for 5 minutes
>grandma comes in and throws away my Notes for upcoming dividends for the next 2 months

WTF BITCH ILL KICK YOUR ASS

>>10122540
>>10122502
nice

>>10122484
nah
ive already covered my costs with realized desu
this microcap shits market cap is about to double or triple likely. i done my research. worse comes to worse, they get delisted, and i end of net even for the whole position

When is next meme yeast ER?
I want to know when to bail.

>>10122551
post notes and ratsu

>>10122551
I hate people doing so fucking much
It is none of their fucking business

>Trump talks
>VIX crushed
what did he mean by this?

>>10122573
She literally threw them away in the black trashcan outside wtf
my grandparents are senile, thats why I live here so I can getaway with anything

I apologize for not shilling BZUN when it dipped all the way to 52 today. Chinese shit was on such a huge discount this morning.

>>10122551
This is your fault for not properly training her.

http://pluginsites.org/7500-ev-tax-credit-limit/

Taxpayers please bail tesla out

Rep. Peter Welch (D-VT) has introduced a bill to eliminate the per manufacturer cap and make the credit available to an unlimited number of EV buyers for the next ten years.

H.R.6274 – To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to extend certain tax credits related to electric cars, and for other purposes, is co-sponsored by Rep. Jared Huffman (D-CA) and Rep. Jacky Rosen (D-NV). The bill has been referred to the House Committee on Ways and Means. A Senate version of the bill is expected to be filed by Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR).

What is the next GBR? Please help meme me into early retirement.

>>10122551
You ever see the film "Ken Park"?

>>10122641
ALT?

>>10122645
yes but I dont remeber
Are you saying I should make out with her?

>>10122614
I would ask if you couldn't "get away with anything" at your own place, but I bet you live rent free currently. I could have stayed with mother when I got out of college, but I value my space actually being mine.

>>10122568
dollar cost averaging is a powerful weapon
im glad i got on the DRUS cruise. i learned a lot watching this depth chart

>>10122664
I make passive income but It would literally take every penny to live on my own, such a waste
Money better spent on Gin

>>10122641
LCI if youre talking the next big5 call lol

What do you guys think about NVAX?

>tfw invest GBR on friday after it went up
>went down again and kinda regretted it
>mfw today

It's a shame that i didn't get more when I could but otherwise im happy as it was my first dip into trading

>>10122641
or unironically DRUS lol
but remember, its not my fault if it goes back to .004 cents tomorrow kek
ive been playing this one since before that first pump (which now seems miniscule in comparison), so ive managed to reaize and average enough in to cover all of my risk. everything else im willing to lose. its an OTC meme after all

look for a dip desu

aand nasdaq already climbed on green :P

Cbio going to take off this month with data. Monster dip has created good buying opportunity. Easy gap fill back over 20

>>10122712
>first trade
nice
now youre gonna be a horible gambling adict like the rest of us for life.
welcome brother

>>10122753
>Cbio
oshit ur right

>>10122749
bulls won

>>10122753
Going to drop 1k on it, I trust you anon.

http://www.seadrill.com/investor-relations/news/pr-story.aspx?ResultPageURL=http://cws.huginonline.com/S/135817/PR/201807/2202758.xml

Worth buying, /smg/?

Don't let me down anon.

>>10122795
that seems stupid as shit anon
look into it yourself, decide your buying/selling range, and average into it
dont just throw darts

>>10122839
>3d
gross faggot

>>10122839
seadrill has been shilled on here a few times. I'm sure theres some bagholders around these parts.

>>10122863
All day traders do is throw darts and pretend they know what they're doing.

>>10122858
I bought 350 shares, lol

>>10122858
Is this the wolf of wall street

>>10122858
>catalyst biosciences
something about that name makes me think it will drop 50%

>>10122839
It already ran last month I think, or maybe the month before. I doubt it’ll do it again any time soon.
>>10122858
Bruh...

ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE

>>10122839
>SDRL
its a fucking meme stock oil company that has a lot of debt if i remember right, so prolly not. cant remember if they have any oil or not

>>10122892
and the good ones actually look at what theyre buying.

dont daytrade anyways. dollar cost avg is the superior penny meme technique

>>10122739
What’s the deal with DRUS?

wow this market rally is definitely real and not fake and gay at all

>>10122892
There is such a thing as a professional dart players anon. Top tier players make a lot of money, just like top tier traders.

>>10122455
>buying Dow or other meme indexes and not SPY leveraged
poor fags

>>10122952
lots of practice at DoD

>>10122952
yeah well you dont know nothing

>>10122685
If thats your case I would be saving through several different vehicles for long term safety. Its cool to play on the market, but cash flow is the most important factor in saving. If the suggested savings for an individual is around 15%, and we assume around 50k in income. If you could put away around 7k a year you would be leaps and bounds above your peers. Anything else you saved/made on stocks is simply extra.

>>10122551
good intentions anon
lighten up on the old hag

>>10122972
there will surely not be a big wave of selling in power hour

the markets will go up forever dont you know

>>10122978
Im already basically retired
I have a ton saved up in 401k from my years at the grocery store and make passive income renting

I will become a billionare like warren buffet, I have no doubts, It will happen

Sour hour incoming

>>10122685
>Money better spent on Gin
I thought you were a long term investor?

>>10122839
HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

>>10123026
this is just people who Buy The Dip tho

>>10122970
what is DoD?

>>10123044
Baby don't bomb me

>>10123004
Correct, they will go up forever and you will left behind
Ill sell when the mothly candle MAs cross, how about that?

>>10122858
It's like clockwork

>>10123044
Department of Defense ?

>>10122941
a couple months ago, i read that they got some deals worth more than the companies market cap. they had already dealt w a lot of their debt problems earlier via the relentless R/Sing, and so i figured this contract would multiply their market cap by several multitudes. so i bought em when they were down and sold when theyd pop up like 30%, and did that the whole way down. now i realized my whole cost basis, and have a shit ton of shares leftover. so my position is one where idgaf what happens. but its hard to recommend something thats up 500% lol

look into it yourself. the share structure seems legitimate and not like a total scam company, and like i said, they already diluted what they needed to.

dont worry about the chart at top, its innacurate. look at the numbers. everythings telling me this could at least be like 20 cents. theres less profitable shit out there

heres two different sources in case youre worried that its a farce or scam or something
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/drus/financials
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DRUS/balance-sheet/

>>10123044
DOGS OF THE DOW

Does anyone know when Robinhood crypto is coming to NJ

I'll post losses on CBIO so you can make fun of me or gains so you can bow to me soon.

>>10123018
long term, short term, and mid term

>>10123096
based

>>10123069
this is people who resisting Buying High and instead Bought Low

>>10122029
Uhhhhh
Dunno about this....

>>10123039
yeah but look at SDRLs income statements. theyre a fucking garbage company on their way down. DURING an oil bullrun no less
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/sdrl/financials

>>10123039
>buying the dip after being down 63%

>>10123096

Best of luck, boss

>>10123118
yea. look for higher volatility than usual tomorrow. watch the SPY going into close too. and check the AH selling. if we see big chunks sold off on the bell, its on tomorrow

Look's like my retarded decision to buy FUNKO might pay off, they announced Cereal along with their upcoming phone games

>>10123006
Thats good! I imagined you a lot younger, good on you for being sorted.

just went all in on HUSA

got out of GBR before i got dumped on

im not very good at this yet

>>10123132
those are the idiots who bought before 6/30. the people who bought after 6/30 are Brilliant Value Investors

Dow will close at least 2 percent down

>>10123161
>tfw 24

>>10123201
Fuck you

>>10123186
>>10123039
SDRL is seriously fuckng garbage. its probably not worth 5 cents. look at them. they bleed money like crazy

these RHers have probably never even glanced at the financials and are just looking for some moonshot oil meme like GBR

>>10123071
thanks!
t.ignorant eurofag

>>10123118
btw, since SPY is flat rn, wait to see if it takes off, and if HYG continues to fall. if that happens, its all but confirmed

Dubs or 8 GBR crashes into the center of the Earth tomorrow
Anything else GBR goes higher

>>10123259
>SDRL
Europoor myself here. Do not invest in Norway. Corrupt clique, ugly cuisine.

Just bought Tyson Foods
Cant resist that dip

>>10123081
kill yourself

>>10123259
that's true and all but my point is the graph comfy posting is doesnt really show that rh users are idiots (which they are, but that's besides the point)

What happened to SDRL?

>>10123408
but its true

>>10123411
False. Users buying and price inversely correlate.

C O P E harder small spec

How will bearfags possibly cope with today?

>>10123428
robinhood users bought en mass

>>10123429
accept my sincerely apology master

>>10123539
accepted I guess

>made enough for a cheeseburger today

>>10123411
it does when its combined and verified by other datapoints tho

>fig 2
dont buy this

>>10123428
turns out that its literal garbage thats worth a few less pennys. RH is buying the dip. wouldve made a good short

BAHMP ET

>its unethical to buy cigarette stocks

>>10123293
Have you tried smoothing these correlations with math? Like multiplying VIX & HYG so its price more closely reflects SPY?

or maybe just an TSI spread?
!! Will make that real fast

>>10123478
Pretty bs but was told 2 expect low volume manipulation this week so its mah

>>10123448
>small spec
see >>10121637
that's just one of my positions :^)

>>10123586
>its unethical to buy cigarette stocks
CORRECT and BASED opinion kneepad. one of the only times I've agreed with you

>>10123586
Nothing wrong with MO
Buy MO, they have alcohol too!

>>10123595
>not having millions in one position
KEK small spec COPE

>>10123634
kek comfy you have like $300 total most of which was donated to you in bitcoin
its shameful to see you acting so much like a retard
you're supposed to be in college right?

>>10123586
ive been looking at the spread between them and looking for sudden HUGE spikes. then i have an alert set for that

>>10123615
Cigarettes are very good for you in moderation. The anti-tobacco movement is a psyop, look up Tobbakkonacht by Michael J. McFadden.

>>10123079
Looks interesting, Thanks anon. Do you think the news on the $1.7m govt contract will push it further, or is it already over after the bump today?

>>10123662
Yeah but you got the 2055 vanguard target fund instead of the 2020 fund. you could have retired 25 years ahead of time.

>>10123634
Pic related

>>10123662
large spec means instituional investor
even if you have 1 million, you are still a small spec
Large spec is a state of mind

>>10123668
fuck off my grandfather just died of pneumonia accelerated by his lifetime cigarette habit

>>10123687

>>10123687
lmao but I chose the year based on the stock-bond/risk distribution, not the year I want to retire.

SP500 = green
yep

>>10123728
they change it for you over the years you fucking retard. it doesn't stay the same for 35 years

>>10123678
i dont think that contract has been factored into the new earnings. those balance sheets are from 2017. things should be a lot prettier now desu

lol btw it just hit 3 cents. shits fucking crazy. i love it when a plan comes together like this

>>10123706
You shouldn't smoke every day, much less more than one or two cigarettes at a time. But a cigarette a couple of times a week won't meaningfully affect lung health, and nicotine has a strong correlation with preventing Parkinson's and Alzheimers. It can also act as a nootropic short term. Smoking a pipe or cigar and not inhaling is better for you, jury is still out on vaping.

>>10123769
I would say this is true, as smoking whilst having a cold makes me get better faster
therefore smoking is healthy

>>10123757
no shit, that's why I picked the fund with the distribution I want today

>>10123769
i like smoking much more than less than 1 cigarette at a time.

>>10123782
If you want a retirement fund just buy a midcap value ETF or even BRK.B, dummy

>>10123769
Ya and one injection of heroin once a month will do you no harm too.

>>10123769
tell me, which country breeds brainlets as you?
t.pharmacist

>>10123769
vape

>>10123825
uhhh aktually
Heroin is the safest drug yuou can do when it comes to bodily damage. so long as you dont OD

>>10123822
1v1 fight me
right now or during your next podcast
your choice

new when

cant wait for thast new thread comfy

Where's all those salty fags that were bashing GBR at $2??

>>10123825
Heroin is bad for you but prescription pills can be very good. I sometimes like to take a couple of Oxy 80s with a few beers and nod on my porch while smoking. Theres nothing really wrong with that health wise, I'm very healthy.

pls use a cute ratsu pic for new thread header

>>10123895
this

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Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service


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last dread
>>10116300 →

>>10123889
lol
thats white trash af senpai

>>10123887
They all killed themselves, or FOMO'D

>>10123903
GOOD JOB

>>10123903
BASED

>>10123903

Noice, classic smg

>>10123903
threadception

AIDS

>>10123903
1st for nice new thread

alright here we go

>>10123926
>>10123926
>>10123926

>>10123903
kek